#I want that man to pop out my egg children after a passionate steamy night in the mating tent
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certifiablyinsanez · 8 months ago
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Tumblr Sages: “Convince us. Is your place truly on this app?”
Me: “I’m genuinely 5 seconds away from commissioning someone to draw Narinder from Cult of the Lamb in the pretty red/white/black maid dress I made for him, with a golden halo around his head AND his finger cuz not only did I make him my disciple I married and domesticated him. I’d like him to be standing in front of the mating tent next to a nest with him looking mighty submissive and breedable because my intentions are CLEAR.”
Tumblr Sages: …Say no more.
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angstandhappiness · 8 months ago
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LMAO, YOU HAVE TASTE GOOD FRIEND
Tumblr Sages: “Convince us. Is your place truly on this app?”
Me: “I’m genuinely 5 seconds away from commissioning someone to draw Narinder from Cult of the Lamb in the pretty red/white/black maid dress I made for him, with a golden halo around his head AND his finger cuz not only did I make him my disciple I married and domesticated him. I’d like him to be standing in front of the mating tent next to a nest with him looking mighty submissive and breedable because my intentions are CLEAR.”
Tumblr Sages: …Say no more.
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