#lachie needs help

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make lachie grow italian curls

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Long Snake Moan 10

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

Character: Loki

Summary: your boss gives you a task you’re not prepared for.

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging ❤️

Loki entwines your life like the snake he is. You stare at the steaming cup of tea as you listen to him in the kitchen. You don’t really trust him not to ruin anything else but you’re powerless to stop him. Every move has another pang plucking in your stomach.  

God! You can’t believe it. Three days. With him? And you’re married? Right, none of this makes sense. He can’t be your husband. It’s impossible. 

You drag yourself up and clutch your stomach. There’s something else, a tingle as your thighs press together. A flash ripples behind your eyes and you hear him groaning, feeling him thrusting, his hot breath enshrines you. You blink and it’s gone. A moan drifts from your lips. 

You search your apartment and scowl. All this green... It’s not bad but it’s a bit much. None of you is left here. Aren’t marriages unions not invasions? 

No, you’re not married. He never even asked. You get up and suss out your phone on the side table. You pick it up as you keep an ear toward his constant stirring. You tap into the search bar and bring up City Hall. You have to call. Damn it. 

You tiptoe toward the bathroom and peek back as you ease the door shut. You tap the phone number and chew your thumb. You’re on hold for a while and after navigating through the directory, you finally get an answer. 

“Hi, er, wow,” you respond to the dull tone on the other end. “I don’t really know how to do this. Sorry, erm, I need to look up a marriage license?” 

“Do you have the registration number?” The woman asks. 

“No, but I can give you my name? My Social Security? Whatever you need.” 

“Social Security,” she sniffs into the speaker. She doesn’t seem very impressed. 

You recite the memorised number and wait as you hear the clacking of keys. She hums flatly. “Yep, right here...” she reads out your name, “and uh, Lachi—Loki Laufeyson.” 

Your heart drops. What? Your last hope that he’s as much a liar as ever evaporates. You stand stunned, starring into the drain. 

“Anything else I can do, ma’am?” She doesn’t sound genuinely helpful. 

“No,” you croak and hang up. You’ve wasted her time. 

You close your eyes and take a deep breath. You lift your head and slowly let yourself look at your reflection. You shriek at Loki as he grins over you. 

“Oh god,” you spin to face him in the tight space, “do you have to do that?” 

“Well, I was concerned. I find my wife missing--” 

“Don’t say it. Stop. No. Wife? I can’t--” 

“It is the truth. Legal, as it were. Surely that lovely woman on the phone told you so,” he slithers. 

“Ugh, why? Why me?” 

“Oh, I know, how lucky you are,” he tickles along your sides and you nearly toss the phone. You stop him, latching onto one wrist as you push your cell against the other. 

“Haven’t you done enough?” 

“Hardly. Darling, we are on honeymoon, are we not? So let us taste the delicious nectar of our coming together--” 

“Honeymoon? Wow, it’s wonderful,” you look around. 

“Ah, yes, I do believe you mortals prefer to travel, so...” 

He untangles his arm from your grasp and snaps his finger. His figure is limned in ribbons of green and your insides twist as the world spins around you. Your feet leave the ground only to land heavier on something else.  

You blink and cry out. The sky is a vibrant violet and silver stars shine in a constellation all around. You crane to see the tapestry as your feet press on something rough. You look down and two golden sandals appear on your feet. The satin robe transforms into a gown with braiding that matches the shoes. 

Loki turns parallel to you and presses his hand to your lower back. “Beautiful, yes?” 

You peer around and open and close your mouth. You take inhale deeply. Several times. You know you’re nowhere on earth. 

“I can breathe...” you murmur. 

“As you know, I have my tricks,” he purrs. 

“Wh-where are we?” You ask shakily, the reality that you’re on an entirely different planet rattles in your skull. 

“Does it matter? We are together?” You look at him and he turns to meet your gaze, “why do you look upon me thus?” 

You shake your head. You can’t explain all the ways he makes you feel. Loathing, confusion, agitation, and a little fear. 

“It’s a lot,” you utter at last. 

“Yes, I’ve been told I can be much to handle.” 

You sigh and look up at the sky. It is pretty. Your eyes wander down to the rocky peaks along the far edge of the planet. It smells like... flowers and vanilla and cinnamon. You raise your nose to sniff it deeper. 

“What is that?” 

“I wouldn’t know. I smell sage and Asgardian oak. It won’t be the same as you.” 

“Huh?” You glance at him again. This time, he laughs. 

“Here, you can smell exactly what you like best. And the sky reflects the colours which you most love. To me, a sea of evergreen and sapphire, but now, a touch of the shade of your lips too. For you... well, what do you see?” 

Your heart flips. It can’t be true. 

“I’m not lying to you,” he affirms as if he can read your mind. Somehow, you believe him. 

“It’s purple. Lilac and plum and there’s silver stars.” 

“Lovely,” he wraps his arm around you. It’s strange. You don’t feel so... uneasy. Almost calm. “And you’ve not even seen our accommodation, my beautiful wife.” 

“Just... let me enjoy this. Just a little.” 

He hums but says nothing else. His fingers curl into your hips and his chest falls. You’re not happy but you’re not entirely unhappy. Not like it will make much difference. You’re in to deep. 

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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga proves the wasteland has plenty more stories to offer. Is it on the same level as Mad Max: Fury Road? No, but keep in mind that Fury Road is one of the greatest action movies ever made. Even The Road Warrior doesn’t reach its ferocity or pulse-pounding excitement. What this prequel spinoff has are outstanding action scenes, gorgeous cinematography, a rich world you love to explore and loads of memorable characters.

In a post-apocalyptic Australia, Furiosa (played by Alyla Browne as a child and teenager) is taken from her home by the Biker Horde, led by Dementus (Chris Hemsworth). Given to Immortan Joe (Lachy Hulme) in a trade, Furiosa (played by Anya Taylor-Joy as an adult) remains determined to make her way home. To do this, she must make herself useful enough to be trusted with the resources she’ll need to survive the wasteland.

The standout in Furiosa is absolutely Chris Hemsworth as Dementus. We’ve seen evil people in this franchise, but he’s the cruelest and most bug-nuts so far. The thing is, Hemsworth is so charismatic and Dementus is so adept at navigating this world you find yourself admiring the character. Through the story’s five chapters, he’s constantly finding ways to increase his army, resources and influence. The more power he accumulates, the more dangerous he becomes. It’s like he knows he wants to be in charge, but not why, or what to do once he is, which leads to more chaos and destruction. You're never sure if he’s as mad as he seems, or if he’s putting on a show to mock this new world. Maybe it’s that he’s fully embraced the wasteland and wants it to remain as lawless and savage as it is now, so he’s determined to keep tearing it down. Maybe he was always like this but civilization kept him in check. What makes him so dangerous is that beneath the madness, there’s logic and cunning that reminds you of Heath Ledger’s Joker. You're not sure if even Dementus is prepared to deal with Dementus.

We got a pretty good look at this world in Fury Road but the film was constantly putting more distance between the protagonists and the Citadel. Furiosa, by contrast, allows us to sit and see the inner workings. The closeups we get help us understand but they don’t bring any comfort. This is a dreadful world dominated by violence. On the upside, that carnage sure is cinematic. What’s amazing is that we’ve seen vehicular destruction four times from George Miller and he still manages to bring some new ideas to the table. As I was watching our heroine fend off The Octoboss (Goran D. Kleut, playing a character whose name is as ridiculous as it is awesome) and his Mortiflyers, admiring the way it’s shot and the constant back-and-forth as the casualties rise, I suddenly realized how long this battle has been going on. There are few movies doing action on this franchise's level.

You’d think that by being a prequel, much of Furiosa would be predictable but the screenplay by Miller and Nico Lathouris repeatedly uses your expectations to surprise you. You know that Furiosa is, at some point, going to lose her left arm. You know because she wears a mechanical arm in Fury Road and because she’s got a map to her home tattooed on it. Dementus wants that map. We know Furiosa will do anything to keep it out of his hands. Does that mean she will eventually sacrifice her arm to keep it away from him? Is Dementus going to forcibly take it, giving our heroine another reason to seek revenge from him? Will she simply lose it during a violent attack? You don’t know and frequently, you think “This is it!”, only for the picture to prove you wrong.

The always-reliable Anya Taylor-Joy does so much with her character’s limited dialogue and handles the action scenes exceptionally well but if we spend time on her, we won’t have time to talk about the side characters, my favorite of which is Praetorian Jack (Tom Burke). Can he get a spinoff movie too? He's so effortlessly cool. How about the multitude of loonies accompanying Dementus, like that guy with the one eye, or the lady whose face is all messed up? What I love about this film is that it even makes characters out of vehicles. Like, you’ll see this cobbled-together monstrosity and realize you've seen it before. Now, it's got new pieces welded onto it, or a new driver and you can tell that inanimate object has its own story it could tell.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga is packed with so much story, worldbuilding, action and memorable scenes you don’t even feel the 148-minute pass by. In fact, when it reached the Chapter Three mark, I thought to myself “Already? We can’t be close to halfway done… not yet!” I can't wait to see it again. (Theatrical version on the big screen, June 4, 2024)

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Tommy and the Babysitter

The second advent reject from Cloud Nine & Other Stories. Set later in 2024 than the first reject and the eventual story, Luke is six months old.

“Tommy, baby, I love this kid, but we need a night off.”                

Tommy looked up from where he was wrist-deep in pairing tiny socks.  Maria was in the doorway, lightly bouncing a fussy six-month-old in her arms.  The baby in question had a mouthful of her hair and from this angle, it kind of looked like he was sporting a dramatic moustache.

There were any number of appropriate babysitters in Jackson who could help the Millers out.  The most promising was the one right across the street.  Tommy knew how good his brother was with kids and Maria was kind of starstruck by Joel’s affinity for it, repressed for over twenty years, but comfortably finding its way back into Joel’s psyche.

“He’s always looked after someone,” Tommy explained later as they packed Luke a big bag.  He would not be staying overnight – Maria didn’t feel ready for that – but it was a long enough time that Tommy felt the need to arm Luke with his own supplies in the case of any eventuality.  “First it was me, then it was Emma, then it was Sarah – ”

He paused, then drew the zip decisively along its track.

“Then Tess, then Ellie.  He can’t help it.  He’s just hardwired that way.”

“Is Tess okay with this?” Maria passed him another hat, just in case the first vanished into thin air.  “She’s – a bit less …”

“Tess and Ellie are goin’ round to Lachie’s.”

“And was that before or after Tess heard Joel was babysitting Luke?”

“I don’t know.”  Tommy shrugged.  Then, sensing Maria’s eyes still on him, he hoisted the bag on his shoulder and looked at her.  “Don’t worry.  We haven’t chased her out of home.  Joel don’t do anything she’s not okay with, not even for me.  And Tess has always been … Tess has always been …”

“What?”

“Particular about not comin’ between Joel and me.”

“If anything happens to her, it’s on you.”

Joel had threatened him with that two decades ago, when they left the mountains of Tennessee.  And something had happened to Tess in Indianapolis, and Tommy had never quite been able to shake a sense of responsibility for it, even though Joel had never once used that warning against him. 

“But did she?”

“What?”

“Come between you.”

Tommy lifted the bag over one shoulder.  He thought about it for a moment.  “No.  There are a lot of  things I can blame on Tess, but that ain’t one of them.  And I would’ve been fuckin’ blind to ever think it could’ve been any different.  Them two were meant for each other, right from the start.  Anyone could see that.”

Maria raised her eyebrows, amused.  “You liked Tess?”

“Am I in trouble, ma’am?”

She grinned.  “No.”

“No,” he said, pretty sure that was true.  It was a long time ago, after all.  “People either loved Tess or hated Tess. She can be kind of divisive like that.  I was one of the few inbetweeners.”

“Uh huh,” Maria gave him that irritating, knowing smile she wore when she thought she knew best. 

Tommy rolled his eyes.  She hadn’t been there, and she didn’t know.  It was complicated back then.  They were so young.  The Outbreak was still with them, so fresh, and there was so much they still didn’t know about the fungus, each other, and most of all, themselves. 

The truth was Tommy sometimes had difficulty connecting up the man he’d been then with the one he was now.  He talked about it in the sessions he attended on Tuesday nights, a group of men around about his age.  None of their experiences were identical but there were common themes across all their pathways.  It was reassuring to be heard.  It was easier to relate to pre-Outbreak Tommy Miller than it was with the man he’d become between about 2008 to 2018.  That was surprisingly common amongst the men in his group.  Stormin’ Norman called it the “do or die” time.  It was the point where everyone lost themselves, tried different ways to make it, then found themselves on the other side trying to reconcile with all the things they’d done. 

He wished Joel would go with him just once.  Even if he didn’t talk.  Just go once and listen.

“You right to go?”  Tommy asked.

Maria nodded.  She was already rugged up – scarfed and zippered and booted and behatted – ready for their precious few hours to themselves. 

Joel met them at the front door, rubbing his hands together and turning his head from side to side to squint at the gently falling snow. 

“Are you sure this is okay?”  Maria asked. 

Tommy could hear the slight catch in her voice.  All her reservations about Joel were far from resolved.  She was choosing to trust Tommy over her own instincts. 

“I’ve got him,” Joel said, gently lifting Luke into his arms.  “We’ll have fun.”

“Yeah, he’s a fuckin’ hoot,” Tommy commented as he eased the bag on to Joel’s shoulder. 

He stepped back with a thank you on his lips and paused.  Joel just standing there, looking down at the new, tiny baby in his arms.  It could’ve been 1989.  Tommy swallowed his words instead and backed away, nodding.  His gloved hands found Maria’s.

Tommy and his wife headed down the road.  Their breath escaped in warm puffs before them, caught in the twinkling lights.  Fairy and streetlights were strung up all over, the network expanding further than it had the previous year as more neighbourhoods within Jackson opened up.  Their population growth was slow and controlled.  They had lost more people during the year than they had gained.  But it was exciting to see the Jackson experiment was working. 

“What are you thinking about?”  Maria asked.

“Just – naw, it’s nothin’,” he answered, shying away from it.  He nodded to the towering Christmas tree.  “Every time I see that, I think I’m in a fuckin’ Hallmark movie.”

“Nothing wrong with one of those,” Maria replied, glancing over their shoulder to the blue house.  “I used to look forward to curling up with one of those and a glass of wine.”

“I thought you liked those shitty action flicks.”

“I can like both,” she reminded him.

(I think the point of this was Tommy talking about finding something that worked for him, finally being part of something bigger, which was his core drive throughout Driftersverse but idk).

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Thomas And Friends Retrospective: Thomas and the Magic Railroad Theatrical Cut (Commission for Lachie V)

Hello all you happy people and i'ts back on the train gang for more Thomas the Tank Engine

For those of you just joining us, a recap: For the past year and a half or so, i've been covering the first five seasons of thomas the tank engine on and off for @lachievpoststhings, who comissioned these as a fan of the franchise to get an outsider's perspective and hopefully get less jokes about Henry being walled up for always and always. Your free to jump in here and i'll have a post of the restrospective so far soon after this review's finished.

The basics are one day the good Reverend Bawldry, a longtime railway enthusist, made a bedtime story for his son about trains with human faces, kept making more as the kid loved them, and eventually turned these stories into a series of succesful books. Decades later in the 80's, up and coming exec Brit Alcroft seeked to adapt these books to screen and using amazing modelwork, velvety narration from Ringo Starr, George Carlin, Micheal Angelis and more across both ponds, Thomas became a massive success. While his US airings needed a wraparound, it got one in the superb shinging time station, your standard "kids learn lessons in a place" show, except this one has a magical tiny george carlin named Mr Conductor who shows up to give advice and schemer

This glorious large ham cooks up halfbaked schemes, is distrusted by children, and makes every episode better just by existing.

So with this success Brit Alcroftt decided to take her big IP to where all big properties go: the big screen. Luckily for her Barry London, head of Paramount at the time, had a daughter who loved Thomas and greenlight the picture in 1995 with a deal inked by 1996 and a script on the way. Unluckily, sometime after London left the studio and the project was canned because new studio heads are vindictive bastards. See how Final Space was canned after a studio change and goofy movie was given NO advertising after the exec pushing for it left. Thankfully after a false start elsewhere for Alcroftt, she decided to self fiance, finding that the Isle of Mann offered tax breaks. Helping was that London landed at another studio, destination films, so with their major backing and the isle of man cut the film was good to go.

So with that the film got underway and as far as I can tell it was MOSTLY smooth apart from a mishap with a James model.Post.. was a diffrent beast. The film had drastic changes done to it after a test screening caused Execs to panic: they changed most of the voice cast since the voices for most of the main cast were seen as "too old" and the one for one of the big bads, Disel 10 "too scary". That'd be bad enough.. but then they decided to ax an ENTIRE CHARACTER, PT Boomer, who served as a human antagonist.

Shockingly the excutives doing a power meddle did nothing to actually salvage the film: it bombed at the box office, closed the door on any future thomas films and ended Britt Alcroft's time at her own company.

So that leaves us with some questions: Was the film THAT bad? Was the original cut, which we now have thanks to a blu ray specail edition in workprint form, any better? Was their any salvaging this mess or was it always a silly engine? and why was schemer left out?

While i'll never be able to figure out that last question, the rest I hope to answer by tackling both cuts in their own reviews. I'm tackinlg the theatrical first as while it's the second cut, ti's the one most people have seen and i'm not watching the work print till the review of the theatrical cut is finished as i'm judging it as most people watching it would: this is the version that's most complete, wildly avaliable and that most people have seen, so I want to view it on that merit, albeit with the understanding it was cut up quite a bit, so I am giving it a little leeway.

So join me under the cut for the maddening mysteries of the theatrical cut of thomas the tank engine. I warn you the film your about to hear about is nigh incomprehinsible, quite mad, and has alec baldwin acting like h'es taken all the drugs in the world. You've been warned. Let's begin.

So since i've already covered behind the scene's let's jump into the mishmash of scenes hastily cut together then horrifyingcally stitched back together by the studio. Because "Plot" is being more generous than this cut deserves.

So the film follows the fate of two worlds: the world of Shining Time Station and the world of Sodor where thomas and friends live, the two ends of Mr. Conductor's universe. What does that mean?

I think it's supposed to be metaphorical like saying my world.. but having a magical being say that and say that about two parallel worlds is just confusing. Did he create Sodor? Did whatever race the mr conductors are did? This is more confusing than a film about stupid train children should be.

This is also the film's approach to it's world building as a whole: just throw something in that's confusing and hard to parse, never fully explalin it and walk on to the next bit of insanity. I'm not asking for through, complex world building from a Thomas the Tank Engine film, i'm just asking for a world where any of the magic you set up makes any sense.

The two shows this comes from don't have this problem. There is weird shit in both universes.. but both universes are consitent. Sodor is a british island, exists in the 1920's, and has a massive railway ran by Sir Topham "The Fat Controller" hat. The trains all have faces and are wholly sentient and are still treated entirely as trains. That's.. it. It's just the 30's but with sentient trains. It takes getting used to, they cause tons of accidents and weird shit happens.. but it's simple.

Shining time has more magic and what not but it's still consistent: Mr C is a magical entity of some kind with a vast family, he lives in shining time but can travel the multiverse and visits sodor frequently, bringing back it's stories for the kids he mentors. There's also magical puppets in the jukebox. Neither thing is explained, but we really don't need one and how both Mr. C and the PUppets operate is consitent.

The film.. is as consistent as a Warner BRos Discovery exec. The film just sloppily stiches a bunch of magical concepts and cliches together , expects you to just accept it and move on. The problem is unlike thomas and shinging time, it piles so shit on that you have no choice but to ask questions. And yes im aware i'm not the film's target demo.. but the film's target demo, younger children.. still deserve some respect. Shining Time and Thomas never fell like they think the audience is morons and you should never treat children like idiots just to justify your sloppy plotting. And chidlren aside..adults still had to take their kids to this. 5 year olds can't buy movie tickets.. well they can but the theater has to be pretty fucking neglegent. The adults who were kind enough to take their kids to see this didn't deserve to have a confusing mess shoved on them.

Speaking of a confusing mess let's get back to the film. The Film has two major storylines across the two worlds which quickly overlap:

ON earth curious city kid Lily Stone, played by Maura Wilson, is sent to vist her grampy burnett, played by Peter Fonda who to his credit takes the roll seriously. Burnett has an assitant/sidekick/local orphan boy named Mutt who, given the two minutes i've seen of the workprint, marries her in that cut but here is just kinda.. there so Peter Fonda can explain his train backstory: he was once the conductor of Lady, a magical train that could cross betwen worlds and i'm just going to go ahead and get this started

Things the Film Just Wants you To Accept: 2

Lady was injured by Disel 10 , played by Neil crone. I'll point out the original actors when I do the workprint if you were curious. He's an evil Diesel who has a grappling claw and a confusing world domination plan. Burnett's spent his life trying to fix Lady with no luck.

Meanwhile on Sodor, Sir Hatt is going on vacay so he asked Mr. Conductor to go watch his stupid train children for him while he's away. We have a new Mr. C in this film I assume, as while the film never explains it the series did expalin it's swapping mr c's with Ringo Starr's versoin being the cousin of his succesor, the george carlin one. So I assume this is also a cousin as Mr. C also has one he also hands his hat off to. More on that towards the end and more on the ocusin in a bit. Point is new mr. c is played by Alec Baldwin.. and baldwin spends the whole film acting like he's tripping balls. Baldwin is hamming it up so hard trying to be a chldren's character he comes off like Mr. C took enoguh coke before comming to sodor that he dosen't come down for TWO DAYS. Baldwin mostly acts hammily, hyderactively and goofily. It dosen't work on it's own as it's way too over the top even for this film and trying way to hard. It is however a nice jolt of hilaroius nonsense in a film that's mostly confusing nonsense.

Anyways Mr C soon has a problem :his sparkle, his magic dust, is running out. And apparently if it runs out , the magic of sodor and shining time both dies with him. Or something.

Things the Film Just Wants you To Accept: 3

He dosen't notice at first, being late while Thomas and Friends deal with normal business: Thomas is just a tad late, and Gordon, the biggest engine, is being a pompus asshole about it. Gordon is also played by Crone, who adlibbed msot of his lines for both Diesel 10 and Gordon, to the point one line later in the film is just gordon lapsing into a rant about how clever he is, how smaller engines can neve rbe useful, and how he's the best. He did it, he broke Gordon down to his bare essentials.

The two are soon confronted by Disel 10 who someone passed the background check and unveils his plan: he's going to find and kill lady, which will destroy all the magic in sodor and some how make him god emperor of all trains.

Things the Film Just Wants you To Accept: 4

First he plans to kill all the trains and ambushes them at night. Mr C finds his magic isn't working which isn't good. His escape plan is as diabolical as it is horrifying: he's going to poor sugar in disel's gas tank.. by waving a bag of sugar at him

Things the Film just Wants You To Accept: 5

So Mr. C heads off on an epic quest to find his magic, facing off with goblins, a wall of hands, a bog of eternal stentch, chily down with the fire gang and the most dangerous foe of all, David Bowie's Crotch. And I just described Labyrinth because Mr. C's quest amounts to "Dick around looking for clues and get kidnapped by a train" and i'd rather be talking about Labyrinth again... so let's do. Having relistned to it thanks to my nephew putting it on a playlist while I was in the car, i"ve come to realize I was WAY too hard on chilli down. While the actual musical number hasn't aged great the actual music is a fucking banger, having a nice surreal feel, the best drug trip song that's ever drug trip songed. Good stuff.

So back to my neverending torment Mr. C has a nap/is barely concious after Disel nearly threw him off a bridge this time so he has a prophetic dream

Things the Film Just Wants You To Accept: 6

Yes apparently in this time Alec Baldwin is the Kwisatz Haderach

He sees a future where due to him being absent shining time has closed down. The kid are gone, Billy was replaced by a terrible actor, and Schemer is seemingly dead. Wait.. that all happened in the main timeline. How is he sure the interstellar jihad the end of shining time is something he can stop?

Well he isn't so he calls his cousin Mr C Junior for help. Sadly this dosen't mean we get Ringo Starr or George Carlin but instead Micheal E Rogers. While his agressive scottishness is charming, he can't save this character as Junior is just kinda annoying at best. He ALLGEDLY has an arc where he learns his lesson and becomes better.. but he's really just a dumbass who wastes all his uncle's dust and his own remaining dust. He's only here because SOMEONE has to bring lily to Sodor

So before we get to that, let's catch up on everyone else. Burnett's dog is apparently also injesting spike and thus makes sure LIly ends up at shining time and sees Junior briefly. She then gets settled in with grandpa bonds with Dodger, just kinda putters around and...

FATHER THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED okay so stupid train children next. For a Thomas the Tank Engine movie the engines.. really don't actually do much in the plot. It's something I didn't notice in the film itself as the cut tricks you into THINKING their doing more than they are, cutting to the engines every few scenes as thomas tries to find Mr Conductor and stop Disesel 10 and his two comedic minions I haven't mentiond till now , who Disel sends to find the magic railroad. They do. That's it.. that's all they've done all film.

So we instead get a bunch of scenes of Thomas saying he's going to do something then just.. I guess doing something. We get bits of James and Percy who were originally voiced by Micheal Angelis, but instead replaced to get younger voices.. and instead got voice actresses who didn't really try to make thems ound masculine, resulting in Gender Flip James and Percy. James in paticular sounds like a dikensian orphan. I will say Eddie Glenn does a really good job at thomas but he and Neil Crone are the only ones who really get their rolls right out of the voice cast. I don't doubt these va's are good nor judge them for this: they werne't given much to work with, with Crone given nothing to work with and simply improvising, and were likely given little time to prepare given the rushed production schedule for the recut.

The most Thom=as contributes is loosing a truck, that will be important later, and figuring out that Disel's after the buffers which somehow allow people to travel on the magic railroad.

Things This Film Just Wants you To Accept: I"m So Tired

He finds out too late but thanks to Junior who brought a child with him because fuck it, they find thomas' missing truck and thomas and Mara Wilson go back to reality. A bad model of Thomas the film expects us to think is anywhere near acceptable

Things This Film Just Wants You To Accept: Stupid Train Models are for Cattle and Loveplay.

We do get a clever solution to the lady thing.. even if we never really get Burnett's backstory as that was cut because reasons. Since they have Sodor coal Lily suggests using it and I like it: it's a symbol of lady being both of this world and sodor. It's kind of cool in af ilm tha'ts mostly just confusing.

So lady returns to sodor, though Mr. C still thinks he and other Mr C who was busy telling Sir Topham Hat to go fuck himself and nearly getting murdered, using the last of his magic to save james, are dying as they still need that sweet sweet smack. I mean sparkle.. which is magical smack so it's better.

Before they can fix the crisis though Disel 10 shows up and we get a hilaroiusly green screneed ifnal chase as Burnet taunts his nemisis the sentient train. The chase scene.. is hilarously, horribly modleed and fun to watch. lady naturally wins, Disel 10 is left in the sludge but apparently comes back, and it's a happy end as Mara Wilson mixes well atter and railroad shavings to somehow create magic dust.

Things This Film Just Wants You To Accept: LONG LIVE THE STUPID TRAIN CHILDREN

So Mr C pases the cap on to his nephew who decides after his near death experince to man up finishing his nonexistant character arc. Mara wilson and co return home, the day is saved and the film just sorta ends.

That's.. the theatrical cut of Thomas and the Magic Railroad and as you can tell I was not a fan. It's entertaining for the most part and delightfully insane but i't sincoherence makes it REALLY hard to enjoy a lot of the time. As a Thomas film Thomas is barely a facotr in the plot, and as a shining time station film only two characters returned

Only. Two. Characters. Returned. The new characters are all bland cyphers, likely due to the cut changing. They TRY, Mara Wilson may of done this for the vacation but like Sir Micheal Caine before her she'll still work hard for the paycheck, but ther'es just nothing to hold onto. This film is a mess and I only recommend it if you have some friends to riff with, as I did with @jess-the-vampire or are good and baked. I was not but I hope to get some weed for my anxiety some day, and on that day I might watch this film. Oh who am I kidding i'm watching David Lynch's Dune and we all know it. Possibly with that episode of Sex and the City where Kyle Mclaclhan plays tennis shirtless at night as a prequel. His two best performances together at last.

So yeah not a big fan of this one. Not the worst thing i've covered but a hell of a film to unpack.. so you can imagine i'm just... PLEASED. AS. PUNCH. to be covering the other cut. Will be it be better? Worse? at least comprehnsible? Will I keep doing Dune refrences because I really fucking loved Part 2? All this and more will be answered next time but for now

[weird-kid-maxx]

The Lifeguard's Secret

Brought to you by Story Generator (Link).

Warnings: Mentions of ab*se, se**f-h**m, and other triggering topics. Please read with caution!!!

Third Person POV

Once upon a time, in the modern world, there was a young man named Lachie. He was a lifeguard at Bondi Beach, known for his bravery and dedication. However, behind his cheerful demeanor, Lachie carried a heavy secret.

Lachie lived in an abusive household, enduring physical and emotional torment every day. The scars on his body were hidden beneath his lifeguard uniform, but his teammates couldn't help but notice his change in behavior. He also played a part in the self-harm scars littering his body as well, but he couldn't stop.

One sunny afternoon, as they sat in the lifeguard tower, Reidy and Whippet decided it was time to confront Lachie. Concerned for their friend's well-being, they approached him gently, asking if something was wrong.

Lachie hesitated at first, unsure if he could trust them with his painful truth. But the genuine concern in their eyes made him realize that he didn't have to face his struggles alone. With a deep breath, he opened up and shared everything.

Tears streamed down Lachie's face as he recounted the horrors he endured at home. Reidy and Whippet listened intently, their hearts breaking for their friend. Their son, even. They offered their unwavering support and vowed to help him escape the cycle of abuse.

Together, they devised a plan to ensure Lachie's safety. They contacted the authorities, providing them with the necessary evidence to take action against his abusers. Lachie was filled with a mix of fear and relief, knowing that his life was about to change forever.

In the following days, Lachie moved into a safe house, with Whippet and his wife and kids, away from the toxic environment that had haunted him for so long. Reidy and Whippet stood by his side, offering him the love and support he desperately needed.

As time passed, Lachie's wounds began to heal, both physically and emotionally. With the help of therapy and the unwavering friendship of Reidy and Whippet and the rest of the team, he regained his strength and found a renewed sense of purpose.

Lachie's story served as a reminder to every lifeguard, new and old, at Bondi Beach of the importance of compassion and looking out for one another. His bravery in sharing his truth inspired others to speak up and seek help when faced with similar challenges.

And so, Lachie's journey from darkness to light became a beacon of hope for all who crossed his path. With his newfound resilience, he continued to save lives on the shores of Bondi Beach, now armed with the knowledge that he was never alone.

[netoday]

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[drfrancisdave]

Mhm… Sam’s just been sick and the other guy is tryna push me off.

~ Lachy

You need any help? Seems like you're in danger...

Also am I speaking informally correctly? I thought I should read up on modern slang...

[carnage-vrp]

session eight; roots

Following their last encounter with Freya, the group splinter off to tend to their own growing agendas for the time being. Bruce struggles to balance peace with his wife and son, slowly entrenching himself more deeply into understanding the Anarchs' movements. He discovers Becca has been looking into mental institutions on his behalf. Edwina begins working under Gabriel, dispatching the casino's less pleasant patrons. Genevieve delves into the meaning of the red mist described by the Malkavian Primogen, meeting with Annaliese and Jacob, discovering the latter's connection with another blood buyer.

As Kalyspia's companions, the coterie attend an off-the-books meeting between Camarilla figures, bold enough to call itself an "Elysium" beneath the Prince's nose. Bruce narrowly avoids causing an upset with Genevieve's help. Valeandre opens the floor to put Genevieve unexpectedly in the spotlight. Kalypsia defends Gen's privacy, but Gabriel's words cause a nasty mistunderstanding with both Ventrue and Thin-Blood. Multiple Kindred at the meeting express an interest in hearing more about Kalypsia's proposed 'solution'.

The coterie discover Gabriel did not in fact plan to sell Genevieve out, but assumed Kalypsia would play her Sire's rumoured relationship to the Prince as a trump card. Wary of Valeandre's growing madness, Gabriel cashes in on Kalypsia's boon, requesting that in the event his unlife comes into question at Elysium, she sway the vote in his favour.

Bruce requests Kalypsia reverse Lachie's transfer. Edwina and Genevieve return to their recently-acquired home. Departing, Edwina receives a message from Gabriel in regards to a location he claims has what they need.

[thestoriesincoffeestains]

"It helps to have someone in the same boat to speak to," she agreed. Though Azula was cautious around everyone they met, it helps to speak to other parents.

Azula pulled open the cabinet containing glass vials of her mixes. "Any preference?" Under normal circumstances, she'd use a body scan to determine what herbs suited his needs. "I bought ingredients for cookies, too, if you and Lachie want to make a batch later."

"I sort of wonder if they believed us at all until that first creature showed up," Natalie thought aloud. "It's good they have other half-blood friends to talk about this sort of thing with now. It just seems like there's some teen drama to go with it." The water started to boil and Natalie almost moved to get the tea kettle herself but stopped herself and held her hands up.

Aaron came into the kitchen and opened a cabinet looking around.

"Hey no snacking, the lasagna is in the oven," Natalie told him.

"Oh, it is? Already?" Aaron asked turning to his moms. He'd asked on the ride if they could have some but didn't think it'd be nearly ready so fast.

"It's a favorite, I knew you'd ask," Natalie pointed out. "If you want something, you can have some tea."

[fazcinatingblog]

I'm starting to think he's more Faz than Trent

[rabbitfeet200]

My issues with tv shows

Teen Titans go:

they ruined teen titans

avathar the legend of Aang:

1 The story is rushed it all takes place within one year each season takes 6 months

avathar the legend of Korra:

1 The Pointless love triangle between Mako, Korra, and Asami when they could have just made them a threesome

2 The red lotus needs more development such as Zaheer should have gone into the spirit world to get his revenge on Unlaq for betraying the red lotus instead of trying to kill Unlaq’s niece Korra for revenge against Unlaq (who also tried to kill Korra because he is jealous that she is not his daughter that his father Tarlaq is her father instead)

3 not confirming that Mai is Fire lord’s Izumi’s mother Izumi is Zuko's daughter, Iroh 2nd 's mother

4 Not giving Korra her connection to her past lives back when she desperately needs their help

5 Not explaining completely and properly that Aang loves all his children Bumi ,Kya, and Tensen equally but he had to give Tensen a little bit more attention because he is an air bender he like other parents made mistakes raising his children

6 Korra (my favourite character) suffering every season How much Korra gets hurt and injured and traumatized because she is my favourite character

7 All the adult men such as Tarrlock, Amon/Nutak, Tanto, Zaheer all being sexual abusive towards Korra

Masha and The Bear:

Masha not letting Bear hibernate

13 reasons why:

Hannah graphic suicide scene cutting her wrists while in the books she just took medication tablets

the vampire diaries:

1 the love triangle between Elena,Damon, Stefan 2 the horrible treatment of Bonnie Bennet (who is my favourite),

reeling in the years:

the stuff they left out such as the Anna Kregel (rest in peace) case in the 2014 episode those bastards should be named and shamed

Bump/Bond:

The love shapes between the characters are annoying,How far fetched it is,Lachie and Olympia should not have broken up because he tried to make their first time romantic and she left him and cheated on him with Santi after taking drugs

Tipping Point:

how ruthless it is, that only one person gets the money in the non celebrity episodes,

Euphoria:

Cassie betraying her best friend Maddie for Nate who abused her best friend Maddie and Nate also called and treated Cassie like a slut

the mighty ducks:

Gordon keep having to learn the same lesson in every film/movie only for him to forget it again

Do Not look back in anger:

the copying of reeling in the years

[fantasy-fields-bitty-center]

Horrorfell Gaster Lamia

Gaster =

Name: Lachis

Species: Southern American bushmaster/Atlantic bushmaster(Lachesis muta)

Size:  25 - 35 feet total, 3.8 - 6 feet standing (fullsize) 18 - 45 inches total, 9 - 15 inches standing (mini) 35 - 55 feet total, 6.8 - 12 feet standing(bara)

Venom: yes

Personality: Shy, fierce, territorial,  stubborn, loyal,

Likes: having their own space, swimming, water, shiny things, soft things, reading,

Dislikes: feeling ignored, aggressive or rude bitties/people,  being excluded, being used as a guard dog,

Compatibility: They love to swim and the smell of water can help calm down a stressed out Lachis,

Likes bitties and that are calm,

They often get triggered by loud noises, noise canceling headphones can help this,

They can be very stubborn and it can be very difficult to change their mind, but they will admit they are wrong if they are,

Feeding habits: Lachis arent picky eaters but they love meat, but will eat anything, its best to make sure they arent trying to eat things that shouldn’t often,

Additional info: Lashis often have trust issuses and need a place for them to hide to feel comfertable, and should be warned if people are coming over,

Zone: N/A, Inside, Ocean(docks), Lake(Islands/Banks)

In Universe: Lashis are seen as dangerus and hard to care for

Difficulty: basic - intermedeate

Features:

Main colors: Red, black,

Secondary colors: Grey, brown, yellow,

Extra: N/A

Additional info: stripe like patterns,

[hypnotisedfireflies]

what would it look like if Maria had to enlist Tessjoel’s “services” of askin real nice. say someone or a group someone’s did something really hurtful to tommy or lachie on patrol but got caught or something like that?

OMG okay you’re getting a drabble for this.  I don’t know where this fits in Driftersverse canon or if this is totally AU but here you go anon ilu.

Three dead and a list of demands Jackson couldn’t meet.

Two hostages in the jailhouse basement.

One last chance. 

Maria Miller walked slowly past each cell and ascended the creaking stairs.  Their prisoners didn’t know who she was, her connection to the man they claimed to still have alive in their camp.  The hope kindled in her heart when they gave her a name as proof – Tommy – was smothered when she considered just how bad it might be for him.  They didn’t know where he was, and they had no means of getting these hostages to talk without meeting at least some of those demands. 

And Jackson did not negotiate with raiders. 

It was in the charter Maria had helped pen.  They didn’t hold themselves to ransom.  The community was greater than any one person.  What made them different from the savagery beyond Jackson’s walls was their civility and commitment to remaining human.  It was a standard not so impossible when the greater good was held to the highest standard. 

But it hadn’t challenged Maria, the woman and not the leader, personally before.

Two council members and Lachlan Maynard were waiting for her upstairs.  The latter took one look at her face and turned to the others.  “Could you two excuse us for a minute?”

Maria gave them a nod and she quietly shut the basement door.  “I know what you’re going to suggest and the answer’s no.”

“It’ll be over quick, I can guarantee you that.”

“No.”

“You don’t even have to be here.  In fact, it’s better you’re not.  Plausible deniability and all that.”

“It’s not how we do things here.”

“You could have Tommy back tonight.”

“No, Lachie.  I’m saying no.  That’s not how we do it here.  We can find a way through this without – resorting to that.”

Lachie paused.  “You’re telling me the moral fucking high ground means more to you than Luke’s dad?”

“Oh, give me a break - it’s not that simple and you know it!”

“Yeah, it is.”  Lachie pushed off the desk.  He started to say something and then changed tact, holding up his hands to her.  “It’s Tommy.  He’d do anything to get you back, Maria.”

“I know all about Hannah.”

“Really?  I don’t think you do.  I was there.  I was there, Maria.  And I watched them work three people over with the kind of efficiency that would make your bloody head spin and put your counsel agenda to shame.  It was done like that,” he snapped his fingers, “And we had Hannah back that night.”

“It’s not right.  It’s not human.”

“You think that they’ll do to Tommy’s human?  You think they’re playing by your airy-fairy rules, Maria?  What do you think they’re doing to him right now?”

“Stop.”

“Guarantee he’s not in a nice warm cell.  Guarantee he doesn’t have water.  Bet he’s just conscious enough to know what’s comin’ next, Maria –“

“Stop!”

“Bet he knows you won’t make the call.”

That was enough.  Maria advanced on Lachie and shoved him hard into the wall.  “I told you to stop!”

Lachie was completely unruffled.  “You gotta tell Joel who you’ve got down here, Maria.  And then you walk away for awhile, until I come get you.”

Maria knew he was right.  She could feel the panic barely kept at bay seeping in, her eyes watering.  She squeezed the front of Lachie’s shirt and took a few deep breaths.  Was that what Tommy was lying out there thinking?  That she would place the community above him?  Or worse yet, was he waiting for his brother to come and get him, believing he was the only one who’d risk so much?

“Where are they?”  She finally asked, looking up, expression rigid.

“Out looking.”

“Bring Joel back in.”

“You’re going to need them both.”

It was two hours before Tess and Joel were located and quietly brought to the converted jailhouse.  Lachie had filled them in on the way over and when they arrived, Maria forced herself to stand still.  She tried to keep the fear out of her eyes, but she was failing – she knew she was failing by the tight little smile Lachie offered her.

Joel looked at her just once, gesturing to the door to affirm that was the way to go.  Maria nodded and down he went, leaving it ajar for Tess.  He lacked all expression but there was a stridency in his movement that so lethal that Maria felt her stomach tighten.  This was who her husband had ran from, Maria thought. 

Tess paused in front of Maria.  In contrast, Tess seemed almost completely normal:  poised, even relaxed.  She took Maria’s hand and gave it a firm squeeze.

“It’s almost over,” Tess promised.  And then she followed Joel, closing the door behind her.

Lachie sat down at the desk.  “You’d better get out of here now.”

Maria hesitated.  The smart thing to do was go – like Lachie said, she could have plausible deniability about what took place in the basement.  She had never wanted these tactics here.  This was not the future Maria wanted to build in Jackson.

But she wanted Tommy more.

She sat down opposite Lachie and held her hands in her lap. 

“No.  I think I’ll stay.”

Part Two

[starr-fall-knight-rise]

Drev Conlang (Current)

Important Sounds

Ж = zh   (Azure)

Ц = ts    (rats)

 Rules

Conjugations

If the verb stem ends in a consonant

i

ash

ish

eesh

ich

aж

 Hastat = to walk

Hasti = I walk

Hastash = we walk

Hastish = you walk

Hasteesh =you all walk

Hastich = he she it walks

Hastaж = they walk 

 If the verb stem ends in a vowel

ik/ki

nash

sh

neesh

ch

ж

 Adjective Endings

An = adjective ending where the noun ends in a vowel (Dead gender)

Een = adjective ending where noun ends in a consonant (Living gender)

To make something  Loud - louder add the opposite ending to the end of the word

Gran = big granan= bigger Graneen = biggest

Adverb endings

Dee

Tee 

Possession

Kee = added to the end of a noun 

Gender

Nevermind no gender

Word order

Subject  verb  predict   I the dog see

Adverbs go before verbs       I the dog slowly ran-towards

Adjectives go before nouns    I big dog ran-towards

Prepositions NOT postpositions  I around the big dog ran

Plurals

to make a word plural just repeat the last syllable the second time   жyaka = animal жyakaka

or repeat the word from the last vowel                             dжal = drev s  dжalal = drev pl

if the word is short just double it      Lhus = tree   Lhusus = trees/ forest

Tense

Past                   da

Present

Future              ta

Add these before the verb, if there is none present, it is assumed that you are speaking in the present

Alphabet

T

tch

Kah

Eh or e 

I

D

Sh

S

A

Ee

K

Ch

Z

L

Uh

G

Ts   ц

Zh      ж

ya

ha

N

Ng

r

Zha

J

 Current words

Extras

Jee = not ( it is not)

Ha =towards = added at the front of a motion verb

Na = away from = added towards the front of a motion verb

Neh = reverses a word. (similar to not but has to be tacked onto an adjective)

 Pronouns

 zha = I

tsа = you

 Nee/na = he/ she / it use either living or the dead to match the noun that goes with it

Jya= we/us

tsana = you all

 Dazha = they/them

 zhаk = My/ mine

tsаk = your/ yours

Neek/nak = his hers her it its

Jyak = ours

tsanak = all yours

Dazhак = they/ theirs

Zhazhe = myself

Tsatse = yourself

  Nouns

Dzhal = Drev

 Dzhalzheen = soldiers/ footmen/ warrior

 Dzhalak = drevling

 Dzhalka = kit/ baby

Dzhatal = city 

Dzhtalka village

Dzhatatal = house/ home

Dzaga = body

Dinar = fire

Daeen = here/there

Daleest = ambush/ surprise

Dargranla = volcano 

Dadik = soemthing 

Dazhit = disgrace (also an insult like calling someone a bitch) 

Deeng = food

zhankeel = honor

zhyaka = animal

zheeng = war

Zhin = battle / conflict

Zhineech = battle pair/ married couple

Zhit = hate

Zheedazh = sibbling

Zhjea = sacrifice 

 Lata = rock

Lana = help 

Latinar = ash 

Latahag = armor

Luhs= tree (has the same u sound as in the name Gus)

Luhsuhs = trees / but in this case also means forest, they make no distinction

Ladinar = lava

Luhsad = branch 

Lachi = focus 

Latinash = cynder wind 

Lodgeeda = clan leader

Lodnajasta = Sentinel 

Leen = pride

 Shash = air

Sheedal = danger

Anina = Spirit

Anizhal = 

Anika = a feeling

Anicheel = day

Anitsa = eye

Ani = name

Anijee = fear

Anirana = blood

Anintal = citadel 

Atatch = skill

Aleesh = beginning 

Adon = circle

 Rana = water

Ranatatal = lake

 Tana = sky

Tanana = alien 

Tak = father

Tatal = place

Tatin = future

Tanatal = space

Tanakal = ship

Tanadar = meteor / comet ( all fiery flying objects) 

Tachal = group

Tach = clan 

Tahajeea = armor 

Tin = this/ that 

Tizhit = shame

Tinchal = today 

tsag = ball/ orb

Tsanika =belief 

Tsata = gift  

Tarik = teacher 

 Nak = mother

Nid = length

Nizad = leg

Nakt = night

Nakt- sal = dark season 

Nehchal =moon

Nehgrada = spark 

Nahatach = incompetence 

Nadzhalak = daughter

Needzhalak = son

Neenez = cloud 

Negcheel = star

Nehlata = thing

Nasash = wind

Naranatal = river

Nang = middle

Nizjahad =foot 

Chal = sun

Chahas = time

Cheel = light

Chat = word

Geeda = general

Gahan = all  (acception noun adj and adverb) 

Gaha = part

Hazad = moss

Hakanin = life

Hakasash = breath 

Had = arm

hazh = flesh

Heech = pair

Grananin = world 

Granla = mountain

Gradinar = wildfire

Jaja = end

Jahad = hand

Jial = guard

jirha = cut, wound

Jeeana = corpse 

Jeea = death 

Jeerana = dessert 

Eeda = leader

Eedacheel = (their northern star’s name) the lead star

Eeaz = a worry/ a concern 

Enadzhal = ancestry 

Etat = fur

Kat = question

Kan = nobility 

Kaneg = year

Kasa = thought

Kazna = galaxy 

Kalal = metal 

Kazga = cripple (also an insult like idiot or moron but has connotations as negative as retard (Forgive me, but that is the closest comparison) It is a very rude word. 

Kahchat = to break 

Ranasash = storm

Rantana = rain

Ranad = drink 

Ralata = soil 

Rekaz = knowledge 

Sal = season

Sakasa = mind

Shanajeea = sickness 

Stadik = anything 

Verbs

Hakasat = to breathe 

 Hastat = to walk

Hasinsat = to run

Hajat = to come

Hakastat = to exit

Hazhnat = to bother someone/ annoy

 zheengat = to fight

zhinat = to strike/hit

Zhitat = to hate

zhalat = to have

zhegingat =to want

Zhjeanat = to sacrifice 

 Cheeyat =to speak/say

Chezenat = to choke 

Chatahaat = to work 

Chazat = to make 

Cheekat = to like

 Jastat = to see

Jajat = to end

Jastanat = to predict

Jakazat = to recognize 

Jedanat = to trade/ exchange 

Jeeajat = to stop

Jeeanat = die

Jeenhalat = to exile 

Jezhinat = to block 

Jekat = to look 

Jiahat = to guard

Jishat = to secure/ to lock 

Jirat = to pull

Jirhaat = to be wounded/ injured/ hurt

Adonhajat = to wonder

 Ajat = to go in general

Anikat = to feel

Anijeeat = to be afraid of / to fear

Aninat = to live

Anintalat = to worship 

Anidonat = to wake up

Ardanat = to open 

Aleeshat = to begin

Nadanat = to fall 

Najat = to go away from/  to leave

nahasinsat= to run towards/ charge

 Najastat= to watch

Natahaat = to take

Natrekat = to learn

Neevant = to answer 

Neehahajat = to drift

nehanat

Nitsat = to happen/ occur

Nizat = to stand

 Darat = to do

Dalistat = to surprise / ambush

Daeenat = to stay 

Deengat = to eat

Dichanat = to thank

Dakat = to be ready/ prepared

Kahlat = to continue

Kahyaat = to happen

kahchat = to break

Kuhlat = to curse 

Kasat = to think

Katat = to ask a question / to question 

Kalsan = difficult 

Tadat =to be

Tatazat = to be happy 

Tanat = to fly 

Tahaat = to give

Tahajeeat = to hold 

Tarikat = to teach 

Tehat =can

Tsahastat = to enter

Tsanikat = to believe

Tsajat = to show

Tsadeengat = to cook

Tizhital = to be ashamed

Shkahrat = to prepare

Shazat = to use

Shanajeeat = to be sick/ to get sick 

Sdarat = to try 

Sesanat = to be sorry 

Gingat = to need

Gadat = to find

Geeniat = to return 

Geedanat = to lead

Rekazat = to know

Rantanat = to rain

Ranalat = to melt

Ranadat = to drink 

Lachidat = to focus 

Luhtat = to remember 

Lanat = to help 

Leenat = to be proud 

Eedat = to be in charge of

Eeazat = to worry 

Eeneenat = to understand

 Adjectives

 tsakan = which

Tizhitan = shameful 

Atatchan = skillful 

 Nidan = long

Nehgran = small

Nehdinanian = cold

Nehalan = without

Nantan = new

Neyahan = old

Neahasan = slow

Naktan = dark 

Dadan = falling

Deengan = hungry 

Ditan = so 

Daklan = amazing 

Nwadan = hard

Jenantan = old

Jeean = dying 

Jashajan = similar/ same/ resembling/ like

Yahan = good/well

Yahanan = better

Yaheen = best/ great

Yigan = every

Dinanian = hot

Dichan = thankful 

Dalistan = surprising 

Gran = big

Granan= bigger

Geenian = returning

Gingan = needy 

Tacheen = many

Tatazan = happy

Tsanikan = believable 

Tanan = flying 

Ladan = very 

Latan = rocky

Hasan = fast

Hijan = colorful / beautiful 

Ranitanan = rainy 

Ranan = watery 

Ranadan = drinkable 

Chalan = Sunny 

Adan = easy

Ardan = open

Aninan = living

Kalatan = hard (as in a texture: hard stone)

Kanan = noble

Kaan = only

Kuhlan = cursed

Kahchan = broken

Kazgan = crippled 

Sheedan = dangerous

Eeazan = worried

Eeneenan = understandable 

Etatan = furry/ hairy 

shanajan = sick 

Shazan = useful 

Stadan = any

Zhankeelan = honorable

Colors

Hija = color

Hajtan = blue

Dinhijan = red

Dihijan = purple 

Dichijan = orange

Jeehijan = black 

Luhijan = green

Chalijan = yellow

Naijan = white

Nadijan = pink

Latijan = grey 

Halujan = turquoise 

Adverb

 Atatchtee = skillfully

Neahasandee = slowly

Nehatatchtee = poorly 

Prepositions

  La = on

Lad = about

Lariz = on top of

Ladka = beside 

Dat = before (has a meaning in time, not temporal) before we go. not he stood before me

Dana = above 

dal= up

S = with

K = to 

Hak = from 

Hakniz = below 

Ts = in 

Adonha = around

Riz = upwho

Niz = down 

Keed = before (temporal meaning) 

Tsil = inside

Time words

Tasahas = during 

Neeka = never 

Zhakaz = ago

Gahas = forever

Conjunction 

Ee = and

J = but

Tasan = also (irregular) 

Dit = so

  Question words

 Tsaee = why

Tuhn = when 

 Gda = where

Lod = who 

 Nin = what

Dach = how

Others b/c I am not a linguist

 Nahang-ta = because

 Je = no

Yid = yes

Dee = would

Teeya = for ( the benefit of a person or animate object)

Laza = for (used with anything inanimate) 

Deri = re 

Ena = pre

Kayad = should 

Huka = than 

Juhkee = then 

Ene = if

Jej = too 

Numers

Ka = one

Hee = two 

Heeka = three

 Important Phrases

Ts zhin = goodbye (Direct translation is, in battle deriving from I will see you in battle

Nezanin = of course