#l*rson

[cosmic-horror-statements]

Avatars I think Malevolent characters would serve

Arthur: Web/Eye/Hunt

John/Yellow/KiY: Spiral/Web

Noel: Eye

Oscar: Lonely

The Butcher: Hunt

Daniel: Dark (I have my reasons)

Kayne: Spiral/Slaughter

Parker: End (I'm not sorry)

L*rson: THE WHORE

[nyxfaei]

Some Orthurs 👍 and a L*rson 👎

[change-the-rules]

me spending a day or 2 over the summer cutting out strategically marked sections of 'brick' from a flat feature wall so 3 dimensional bricks can be slotted in whyfore is the purpose of this

watching k*lly cl*rkson interview br*e l*rson but getting distracted everytime they focus on k*lly bc Oh they put Lights in the bricks I seee

[michaelmylove]

i think of it as more a fucked up qpr with constant divorces and neither of them know whats going on and they deeply despise each other but are so emotionally and physically attached that actually using l*rsons divorce machine would end in a deeply horrific manner with likely bloodshed so they just stay together hating each other and going on fucked up little adventures with no romantic feelings but only a really weird mushed up thing that can be vaguely labeled as "platonic" if you squint your eyes and move back a bit

malevolent is objectively more impactful when you interpret john and arthur as non-romantic. i would feel less emotions about them if they were dating. i would care about them less if they were romantic. alright? alright.

[goddesstrolls]

Kai, 4, 6, 14, 21, 27, 32 and 35

4. what’s your favorite number? "...fuck if i know...z=ro."

6. what’s the most overrated quadrant? "...pal=. in my =xp=ri=nc= its only =v=r b==n t=rribl= for on= p=rson, and bar=ly b=n=ficial for th= oth=r..."

14. are there any trolls that you wish you never met? "...pl=nty."

21. how annoyed are you with the inconsistency of theme in this Q&A quiz. "...i don't particularly car=."

27. what’s your favorite criminal offense? "tr=ason to th= =mpir=." >> That one actually gets an icy smile out of you.

32. refer to question 21 "...i am mor= annoy=d by th= constant qu=rying about how annoy=d i am."

35. if you were stuck in an elevator, what would you do? "...mhh...climbing out is not particularly dignifi=d...nor is simply waiting god knows how long for aid. i am not much for t=l=porting, but i suppos= i would att=mpt it."

[transfreakish]

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DNI

[very c*nsored, to avoid being in s*arches]

z*onist or neutral

under 16 (nothing personal, just a boundary!)

pro/c*mship ,, (no)m*ps/z**s ,, pro-harmful p*ras or pro-c*ntact/anti-r*covery ,, dis*bility f*tishists ,, those who s*xualize r*gression

radqueer ,, gender crit*cal ,, sw*rfs t*rfs or r*dfems ,, tr*scum/tr*nsmed ,, against neopr*nouns or xenog*nders (which should be obvious?) ,, against h*sbians, th*ysbians, sh*gays, etc ,, against it/its pr*nouns

anti-cl*ster b ,, believe in “narc*ssistic ab*se” or anything similar ,, those who use d*sorders or d*sabilities as insults ,, against PROPERLY AND THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED self-dx ,, users of the terms “sysm*d”/“tr*umascum”

avid sysc*ursers (more specifically, i hate being involved in any sort of conflict, so please dont try to ask my opinion on shit or include me in any of it and youll be fine; i am a m*dically r*cognized did syst*m, and thats all anyone here needs to know, thanks!)

BYF

as someone with a v*sual imp*irmant and chronic m*graines, any posts from me may be bolded/italicized on and off like this to highlight certain parts; i am sorry if this is hard to read for others, but as this is a personal collection that happens to be public, i am prioritizing my own acc*ssibility.

i identify with the words “q*eer” and “f*g”. i will not cw/tw usage of either of these. i also will not cw/tw use of the word “cr*pple”, as a phys*cally dis*bled person who reclaims it.

activity will be on and off a lot of the time.

i am prone to spam reblogging; i try to space out queueing posts from a blog if a mod states discomfort with anyone doing so, but if i mess up, i am genuinely sorry!

as said multiple times here, PLEASE dont post anything connected to this blog to any sort of “cr*nge collecti*n”, such as “cr*nge comp” videos, any subr*ddits such as f*kedisord*rcr*nge or didcr*nge, any forum or site of a similar nature, and all other things like this that could even remotely fall into that category that i didnt name. i am not mentally well (yes, i am getting pr*fessional help), and being posted to these would be highly str*ssful to an unbearable extent due to p*ranoia and past tr*uma of being a target of extreme h*rrassment (ie multi-platform chasing and d*xxing) and stalking. please respect this very simple boundary by leaving this blog alone if you find me cr*ngy, hate me or anything i post, or speculate that im faking anything (though any issue posted about here is either something i have a diagn*sis for, am actively seeking/working on assessment or diagn*sis for, or is simply being saved because i know someone with the d*sorder or d*sability who would enjoy a post). i would not say all of this or c*nsoring things so extensively if i was not very serious and worried about this. if you’ve read this with ill intent but decided against taking action, thank you so much for being kind, i do appreciate it, have a very nice day. :]

DIRECTORY FOR SELF

(c/nsor/d so it wont sh/w up in s/arch/s, since this is a p/rson/l c/llecti/n; th/s isnt a typ/ng qu/rk, its a s/fety prec/ution while still being r/adable and acc/ssible for me.)

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G/NDER

AL/GNM/NT

m/sc : m/sc or m/sc-al/gned, or using m/sc or b/y or similar as pr/fixes or s/ffixes.

f/m : f/m or f/m-al/gned, or using f/m or g/rl or similar as pr/fixes or s/ffixes.

n/u : n/u or n/u-al/gned, or using any pr/fix or s/ffix that indicates unal/gnment, andr/gyny, or g/nder n/utrality.

m/lti : al/gning with m/ltiple of the above.

SP/CIFIC CAT/GOR/ES

b/sic : g/nders that can typ/cally fall w/thin the g/neral g/nder sp/ctrum.

n/uro : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to neur/diverg/ncy or m/ntal h/alth.

phys : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to disab/lity or phys/cal h/alth.

w/rd : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to phr/ses or w/rds.

w/b : g/nders c/nnected to anything d/gital, techn/log/cal, or int/rnet-re/ated.

an/mal : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to any sort of an/mal.

col/r : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to col/rs.

emot : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to emot/ons.

m/sic : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to m/sic, s/ngs, instr/ments, etc.

med/a : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to any med/a not already included in other t/gs.

th/ng : g/nders ending in the s/ffix “thing”.

b/di : g/nders with the s/ffix “b/diment”, or being the emb/diment of s/mething.

fo/d : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to anyth/ng coms/mable or r/lated to that.

c/te : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to things that are considered c/te or s/ft.

sc/ry : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to things that are considered sc/ry or unsettl/ng.

d/vine : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to anyth/ng rel/ted to div/nity, ang/ls, or th/mes of rel/gion or (un)hol/ness.

ae/ : g/nders infl/uenced by or c/nnected to a sp/cific aesth/tic, sty/e, subc/lture, etc.

em/ji : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to a sp/cific em/ji or comb/nation of em/jis.

fr/ak : g/nders c/nnected to th/mes of being unus/al, un/que, we/rd, off, or “cr/nge”.

gensr : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to ones s/xual or rom/ntic ori/ntation.

xxx : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to potenti/lly m/ture or ad/lt th/mes.

S/BCATEG/RIES

c/nine : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to d/gs or other c/nines.

f/line : g/nders inf/uenced by or c/nnected to c/ts or other f/lines.

h/rror : g/nders inf/uenced by or c/nnected to the h/rror g/nre in some way.

fl/ra : g/nders inf/uenced by or c/nnected to fl/ra, f/ngi, and other gr/enery in n/ture.

aq/a : g/nders influenced by or c/nnected to w/ter and th/ngs that live in it.

bug : g/nders influenced by or c/nnected to any sort of ins/ct or sp/der.

w/rld : g/nders inf/uenced by or c/nnected to other th/ngs in n/ture, such as l/ndscapes, the we/ther, etc.

t/y : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to more “f/n” inan/mate obj/cts, such as pl/shies, d/lls, t/ys, or other such th/ngs.

cl/th : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to sp/cific art/cles of cl/thing or acc/sories.

inan/mate : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to var/ous inan/mate objects not covered above.

act : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to acti/ns or anyth/ng sim/lar, such as car/ers or h/bbies.

g/me : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to any sort of g/mes or ch/racters from them.

l/ve : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to any type of l/ve, affect/on, etc.

s/bst : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to any type of s/bstance (ie c/garettes, alc/hol, w/ed, etc).

m/at : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to m/at, the b/dy in a more v/sceral way (ie b/dy h/rror), g/re, and s/milar th/ngs and th/mes.

str/nge : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to anyth/ng str/nge or offp/tting, such as l/fe and de/th, d/cay, or l/minal sp/ces.

inh/man : g/nders infl/enced by feelings of not being h/man, or h/manity displ/yed in an unn/tural way.

b/ast : g/nders infl/enced by or c/nnected to any s/rt of cr/ature, m/nster, or oth/rwise myst/cal, paran/ormal, or nonex/stent thing.

m/sc : g/nders not fitting any of the above categ/ries.

OTHER

v/sil : l/bels re/ating to v/sility; s/mething, in some way, affecting an add/tional, m/ny, or all areas of ones ident/ty.

ald/rn : ald/rnic; l/bels for one who w/shes to have featur/es or a b/dy that d/viate from what is exp/cted from n/rmal h/man st/ndard or pr/sentation.

or/ent : any l/bel rel/ting to s/xual, r/mantic, or other or/entations of attr/ction.

alt/rh/man : l/bels rel/ting to ident/fying outside of h/manity, such as alt/rhumanity, nonh/manity, th/rianthrophy, end/lics, etc.

m/ntal : fl/gs, l/bels, or id/ntities r/lating to neur/diverg/ncy, being aut/stic, or a m/ntal illn/ss.

d/sab/lity : fl/gs, l/bels, or id/ntities r/lating to phys/cal d/sability.

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[babyawacs]

@law @harvard_law @judge @judges @snowden @bbc_whys  mercy always save l ives evenmore makesure mykids areoutofharms //// it is germany there were even times when they used batshit nuts rarest form of self renounciation to dodge pain as youre not you. for allthey did in zombi time something an ything something which trick works but they get far with shuffled stigmas noone corrects them they damage tobe right they shuffle the harm that stic ks and sth else right on after as before thepile oftries halfof it one pe rson how would thatpersonbe allofit o n e person wouldbe how itis germany

@law @harvard_law @judge @judges @snowden @bbc_whys mercy always save lives evenmore makesure mykids areoutofharms //// it is germany there were even times when they used batshit nuts rarest form of self renounciation to dodge pain as youre not you. for allthey did in zombi time something anything something which trick works but they get far with shuffled stigmas noone corrects them they damage…

[userblaney]

hey I wanna hit l*rson repeatedly w a mallet

[daybr43ks-lam8]

Why do you assume that I’m going to try harm Adam when that is nowhere near my intentions? I understand that he’s “fragile” or whatever, but you can’t think all bad of me. Like, directly going out of my way to hurt someone who’s already been hurt by others? That’s just shitty.

And the fact that you say he could get out of control and being some sort of danger to you and your friends, kinda makes it sound like you see him as an unstable bomb, one that’s going to go off if someone or something were to pull the trigger. That’s just my opinion on it but why would it matter to you if all I am is a snake?

On the other hand though, I show strange or even abnormal ways of befriending people.

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And if you did , m ean itne. Yo u uu st go ba ck and for t h a. D r w write wo rdsss so i h av e no idea, you chnage motive to when it sui tbsss you r stor y so im famned if ynoyb fr hon e dt.

[ihateyougrrr]

drawing things with a right handed mouse as a l*ft h*nded p*rson can look so funny

[boytoydevil]

@diverged-in-yellow

Hey the next time i go bother him you guys want me to take a detour and go throw things at l*rson

Hes still kicking down there whether he wants to or not

Gotta say

Hasturs had WAYYYYYY more of a hair trigger when i annoy him since the whole. Change.

[onewingedangels]

[tylerthirst]

larson is being such a coward the lorax is a cinematic masterpiece. it was also the least horrible media me and anne live blogged together smh can’t even handle a lil lorax 😐 smh weak

[morgana-pendragon]

what if i went apeshit and decided to gif every eo moment in celebration of him coming back 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[ase-trollplays]

0|||0 Yarrow, Yarrow, Yarrow. How can I possibly put a numb=r on you? This is practically ch=ating, you know. R=ally putting m= on th= spot h=r=. 0|||0

0|||0 First of all, you look amazing, Th= tattoos ar= h=lla rad, and I’m s=riously digging th= dr=ads. The whol= for=sty th=m= of your outfit suits you p=rf=ctly, too. 0|||0

0|||0 And th=n th=r=‘s you as a p=rson! You’r= sup=r smart wh=n it com=s to survival knowl=dg=, and you’r= a quick l=arn=r. You’r= sw==t and cut= and brav=. I’m proud to say you’r= my moirail. 0|||0

20/10 0|||0 No on= =ls= compar=s! 0|||0

I'm a little late on the draw but JUDGEMENT TIIIIIIIME!!! Gimme a troll for new boy Hyleem to give his opinion on!!

[babyawacs]

.@israel @israel .@haaretzcom @haaretzcom .@iaf_site @iafsite #israel because youare  that shocked how this (recent terror atrocities)  couldhave happened #keypoint youhave no handling or grip on the mindset and the pe rsons how this couldhave happened and you searched for mistakes inyou howyou didnot see these coming #keypoint youlook for c o m m a n d o to sadistic commando mindset mental programs ‎ of where  selfdestructive utmost consequence is utmost consequence to irrelevance r u t h l e s s n e s s programming may be an eastern programming   i always had a selfdisciplined mind and youcan quest decades tofind selfpitty s o m e w h e r e  s o m e h o w  there are specific traits in mindsets which may be amplified and you overlooked #keypoint commando programming to sadistic commando programming maybe darkside programming of (!)deathcult pr ogramming where dying is pegged on sadistically humorous now thisis the technicality commando wants tolive sadistically deathcult programming not necessarily but foremost: how those that rule gaza are used by who wheneversomeone wants toharm israel theywill a l w a y s use thesepeople #keypoint you aimfor theremoval of some of them untilothers tak etheplace and the technicality isthesame ‎ ‎ ‎butyoudonot have a gripontheproblem clearly as i seeit #keypoint #critical the segragation of the population from who s grip onthem touse them againstyou the critical part ‎ ifyou need a grip on nazis search nationalsocialism is warm to it s citizens and search ingroup vs outgroup ‎allthebest

.@israel @israel .@haaretzcom @haaretzcom .@iaf_site @iafsite #israel because youare that shocked how this (recent terror atrocities) couldhave happened #keypoint youhave no handling or grip on the mindset and the persons how this couldhave happened and you searched for mistakes inyou howyou didnot see these coming #keypoint youlook for c o m m a n d o to sadistic commando mindset mental programs…