#kairos answers

[goddesstrolls]

🐾 kairos..

Kairos' original lusus was sort of a ditzy old cat (snow leopard) that didn't react to much most of the time with anything other than =w= and wasn't around a lot. They found this annoying as a teenager and young adult, up until they were snatched up by the Fleet.

During their time away, their lusus died of old age, curled up on Kairos' bed, apparently waiting for them. Kairos collected the partially mummified body after returning and had the bones articulated, the skeleton now sits in their room.

Also upon returning, they were sought out by their lusii's granddaughter, and Kai just kinda accepted her as their new lusus. She's very anxious and shy, and even Kai rarely sees her. (I think she does like Yumech quite a bit though, actually. She's still scared of him but if Yu sleeps over at Kai's, she can be found snuggled up with the two of them. Avonis has probably seen her all of once.)

Scaredy-cat.

[kair0s-in-space]

“All dogs go to heaven, all cops go to hell” then were tf does he go, Nirvana?

the Void

[rainba]

I love your sillies and I needddddd some yans at the beach scenarios!! Maybe their darlings wearing something a bit showy? (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Giggling at the idea of Kairos and his darling being at the beach, because he would be kind of a mess the entire time, LOL. The sun is too hot… He’s dying under the light… If he isn’t like, drenched in sunscreen, he’ll automatically get a really bad sunburn.

。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。

He’d also probably be scared to get in the water. ^^;;;;; So many people in there… Sea creatures live in the water too…! Ooh, and imagine all the nasty salt in there. Blegh.

Kairos loves the ocean when he's looking at it on a computer screen. But he doesn't enjoy it as much in person. ┐(シ)┌

However, if you’re wearing something showy, Kairos would stop caring about any of that negative stuff. You just look so amazing in his eyes; he’s practically drooling as he follows you around like a lost puppy. You’re going into the water? He’ll be right behind you! You want to relax in the sand? He’ll be lying next to you!

He’ll even let you bury him in the sand if you want to. >_<;;;;;;

When it comes to Luka, he’d be pretty normal about everything. He likes being outside and at the beach- it’s refreshing! He’d love relaxing in the ocean with you. ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝

If you’re someone who’s scared of the water, he’d definitely tease you for it, trying to get you to go further out into the water with him as he smirks. (=`ω´=) But he wouldn't genuinely force you or anything.

Side note… Dealing with his tail's fur after swimming in the ocean is always a hassle. ^^;;;;;

Oh, and if you’re wearing something a bit showy? Luka would be hungrily eyeing you up the entire time. But he won’t do anything… Yet.

He’ll exchange a few kisses and touches every now and then, but he’s highly aware that the two of you are in a crowded area. Later that night, though, when you’re both back at home, he wouldn’t be afraid to amp things up a little. ต(=ω=)ต

[namiisei]

Fuck, Marry, Kill. PJO characters are playing but it's EVERY DEMIGOD (Apollo included). DEAD OR ALIVE, because Nico, somehow, can temporarily project them all just for this instance.

They sit in a large circle with the hearth in the middle to promise to their darling aunt Hestia not to kill, maime, or start a war that night. They all should be civil but insults and threats are welcome!!! Just don't do anything about it.

Everyone has a collective agreement to either Marry or Fuck Nico, apart from his sisters, Bianca, Hazel and Reyna then there's Ocatvian who has an anthology of how he'll kill Nico.

As the night goes on, the choices get more unhinged to the point they're all debating if its necessary to throw in your dead body to the mix.

[unhappy-last-resort]

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[scary-grace]

The new chapter of kairos was Spectacular!

Seeing Thorin and Co was so so cool, and Legolas's immediate dislike of them was pretty funny.

I must ask, Does the "it matters" comment have something to do with Thranduil's nightmares/visions of the girl in the attic? Or because it was Rirosseth's voice is it referring to something in the past? Cambodia?

Also is Rirosseth actually talking or is Thran just coping? You weave the supernatural in with the mundane so beautifully I sometimes can't tell them apart.

I'm so glad you liked the most recent Kairos chapter! Unfortunately your ask fell victim to my bad habit of hoarding story-specific asks until the next chapter's about to come out. It was so nice to get, though! I always love talking about Barduil (and about Kairos in particular) and I appreciate you giving me the chance.

Rirosseth's true nature is going to be explored a little more in future chapters of the fic, so I'll leave that question alone for a little while (sorry). As for "it matters" -- the answer is yes. It both has to do with Thranduil's nightmares about the attic AND with something in the past.

Thank you for the ask! I hope you're having a good start to the month.

[oflostinfound]

Kairo 'accidentally' conjures a cloud of magical catnip over Grim's head. Oops!

|| 🖤 ||: ❝ YOU. YOU'RE DEAD-! ❞

She gets all but a few steps forward though before the smell of the catnip hits her...

... Don't mind her just... going to go back there and roll on the ground. It's fine.

[itsnotjustgibberish]

what chonny aus do you have?

!!! I’ve been meaning to infodump about more of these. Tysm for asking I forget that people can be interested in my concepts so it’s very cool to be reminded of that :0

Also to anyone, don’t be afraid to send asks about my stories! I love taking about my AUs and interpretations it’s very fun

Just the list alone w/o explanations includes: Dungeons & Darrells, Jashlife, tbn Warrior Cats AU, Entropic Expiration, Whole of Leaves [tbn, just a placeholder for notes and such], tbn Melodious!Whole AU.

There’s technically also my interpretations of the Power Hour stories which could kinda be classified as AUs? I’ll probably make them their own separate post if people are interested. Story summaries and art under the cut

Dungeons & Darrells:

AU where they are in the D&D universe as {hypothetical} PCs. You can find a full explanation of the lore and their races/classes/etc. here!

Jashlife:

AU where the Jashlings [including ones from other albums and singles] are put in the Life Series SMP. The au includes all of the seasons, though the lineup of Jashlings differs between them (I haven't really gotten a chance to consider how Real Life/The April Fools season will fit into this au yet, but I'll probably just let it be quite silly and lighthearted). I've mainly developed the Third Life season's lore, but other than knowing that Double Life will be fairly Power Hour centric I haven't really been able to fixate on this au consistently enough to finish the lore. {That will probably be a common theme with these AUs sorry haha}

The lineup for 3L includes: the before. aka Kairos, Mario is Dead, Covered in Discontent aka Cider, The Megalovania remixes/Chonny Underjash, and HMS. Whole is technically also there, but as a Watcher who isn't directly participating.

Heart and Mind have an alliance that is broken later on. Soul temporarily allies with Kairos before it falls apart, and Soul spends the rest of the season alone besides some interactions with Heart and Mind. Kairos is then invited to Cider and Underjash's alliance and they are friends :) also Kairos and Cider's friendship continues throughout all their seasons together and they agree to not attack each other unless it comes to the two of them or alliances {They are so very important to me I get so emotional over their dynamic in all my Jashling interpretations /pos} Mario and Cider are on good terms and will often help each other until they turn red, and Cider focuses on his official alliance.

Warrior Cats AU:

Jashlings [non-HMS included) as Warrior Cats. Heart: Ardorlune Mind: Cloudedflare Soul: Eclipticvoid Whole: Goldenvoid/Harmonicstar

HMSW are in a small clan, with Harmonicstar as the leader, that functions pretty much like canon clans, though there are a couple small differences. It’s old enough to have had many generations and legends form, but it has begun to dwindle. I haven't decided on the exact list of cats in this first clan, but so far besides HMSW the before./Kairos is also part of this clan. The clan finally disbands after the death of Harmonicstar. The exact cause of his death is unknown and leads to a lot of tension, more specifically between Soul and Kairos. HMS travel deeper into the forest and meet another small group of cats that they befriend. They also eventually find Kairos has ended up there as well, but they're able to tolerate him since they've made the mutual friend of Cidermoss(Covered in Discontent.) They share stories of the old clan which sparks a lot of interest in the new cats they meet, and they eventually form a new clan. A lot of things in terms of clan structure have been altered from canon; most notably so power is overall distributed pretty equally throughout the cats. Eclipticvoid is technically the leader of the clan, with Ardorlune and Cloudedflare as his two deputies, but the three of them lead together. Eclipticvoid only really steps in to make a final decision when they’re caught in a disagreement. Ardorlune and Cloudedflare mainly focus on organizing things within the clan, while Eclipticvoid focuses more on overall mediation. Eclipticvoid can also be given full power to make decisions on his own if the clan agrees it’s a time of crisis, it’s always temporary though. There’s also more non leader roles besides just warriors and medicine cats though I’m still working out exact details. The story continues with both silly Jashlings shenanigans as well as canon-typical angst, drama, all that battle cats and Jash stuff yk. There's also references to the CCCC loops with HMS fighting, but they're pretty much just metaphorical.

Entropic Expiration:

CW for this one: a lot of the primary focus of this AU revolves around the death of stars and galaxies, as well as the death of the Universe itself. If those sorts of existential themes easily make you anxious or uncomfortable I’d recommend skipping over this summary :]

AU where they are silly stardust space creatures inspired by the concept of entropy within the context of physics, Entropy is the idea that once energy is used up, more specifically through heat, it will be lost forever. This means that there will eventually be time when our Universe is in a state of Complete Entropy which will mean The Heat Death; or, The Big Freeze of The Universe, which is another main focus in this AU. The remnants of Whole exists as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation— The first light/energy of the universe before it expanded.

They want to believe Whole is always there, but perhaps that light is truly gone. Perhaps he is just a memory that can never be reached again; a fossil beyond the current existence of a universe that remains only as radiation. The only way to know would see out the end of the Universe, and find out if there would be any rebirth beyond its death.

Heart and Mind’s fights often end up speeding up the deaths of stars and galaxies around them. At first they only really kill celestial objects that were already near the end of their lifespan, but as they focus on the stars and only see the way the nebulae of their corpses leads to new stars being born, they ignore the energy lost which pushes them closer to Complete Entropy.

Soul grows more and more frustrated by their inability to witness the harm they cause. He threatens them and they back off a little, but it’s never a true desire to improve. Soul knows this, and begins to lose hope in things getting better with the other two. He clings on to the possibility of Whole’s return if another Universe could begin, and as he loses patience he forces the stars to burn hotter and brighter to use up their energy.

Heart and Mind finally start to panic as they realize the inevitability of Entropy. With the threat of death on the horizon, they finally begin to work together and appreciate the Universe {Perhaps it’s already too late. Perhaps the Universe really will return. Who’s to say; the end isn’t here yet.}

“Whole of Leaves” <yet to be named, but that’s what I’ve been calling it in my lore planning notes>:

House of Leaves/Myhouse.wad inspired AU. Basically House of Leaves but the House is Whole who’s witnessing horrors beyond comprehension.

“Melodious!Whole distorted timelines AU” <Also yet to be named>:

The Whole in this AU diverges from my usual interpretation enough that I don’t really like referring to him as Whole; so for clarity between the two interpretations this version of Whole is called Melodious/Melodic/Melodica/Melody/etc.

Within my canon interpretation, Whole— Harmonia/Concordia— doesn’t have control over the grand majority of the loops {majority, since there are a couple that were restarted from a subconscious wish to return; usually because of missing HMS, the urge to return to a worse mental state because despite being unhealthy that familiarity is comforting, etc. The main note for that is that they were subconscious, and would have also been shared by HMS to some degree because of the nature of how they are connected in my interpretation.}

This Whole— Melodious— is a little more separated from HMS, and most of the loops are restarted fully intentionally {some of the earliest loops just… happened, and there are some with that same subconscious idea as my usual Whole, but by the start of this AU’s storyline they’re pretty much all intentional.} because of missing HMS, or, mainly, Melody struggling to accept the pain of existing as himself.

In this AU Melodica stops restarting the loops for the sake of ending the suffering it brought HMS once they find a way to communicate with and confront him.

He quickly starts to struggle with the burden of being alone. He promised to do all he could to never let the loops continue, though, and instead he ends up coming across a way to distort time and reality. [physically shown through a butterfly themed clock, which was the same means that restarted the loops.) He snatches Jashlings from a couple different realities; some are completely different, some diverge from his own, and are instead at a different point in the past or future {The first group is made up of The Narrator, the before., Covered in Discontent, and I may also add some of the singles.}

There’s silly shenanigans and bonding, and while Melody does start to gain some more unhealthy attachments to the others, things are overall pretty happy, until oh no parallels! Melodica accidentally kills most of the Jashlings, hurting them in a way similar to how he hurt HMS. He’s devastated and panics that he will end up alone again, so he messes with the timelines once more and brings the Power Hours’ Jashlings into the group. Things continue on in a bittersweet kind of happiness until history repeats and once again Melodious accidentally kills the others. CJPH is the only one to survive, and confronts Melodious as his own distorted version of HMS. They fight before CJPH locks Harmony away for the rest of his mortal life so he cannot cause any more harm; a place where time is stagnant. CJPH is sad that he couldn’t really help the other Jashlings or even Harmony in time, but moves on anyway. He does what he can to improve and help others in the way he couldn’t help himself.

Man that was a lot! There’s likely still a couple AUs I’m missing but those would be smaller one-off concepts anyways. Thank you to anyone who read this far, we stay silly :]

[astor-and-the-endless-ink]

What is Kai’s homelife like? Is he close with his sister?

Kai likes his family well enough and has a decent home life, but he clashes with his mom occasionally, mostly bc he wants to do things that he knows aren't good for him and she wants him to not.

But he's, other than the immortality, a normal high schooler; he goes to Newland High School during the day, then comes back in the afternoon (he doesn't do any activities bc he's determined he'll make a fool of himself, and no one except Sterling and Evara likes him anyway) and hangs out, sometimes by himself and sometimes with his family.

So yeah, he's pretty close with his sister, who is a year younger than him, because she's one of the two people his age who doesn't hate him and is also immortal. Evi pretends to be annoyed by him, but really they're good friends and love each other a lot. (I mean if everyone hates you ya gotta stick together XP)

[goddesstrolls]

So you have been working with breaking curses of this type for at least 10 sweeps? good to know, Kai

"...ah, pardon m=, appar=ntly i rightfully =xp=ct=d th=r= w=r=n't so many trolls with curs=-wounds from an =xtr=m=ly uniqu= and foul =nvironm=nt, or curs=s from pow=rful d=mons, or curs=s from d=ath its=lf that th=r= lik=ly wasn't a troll sp=c=fically =xp=ri=nc=d in br=aking th=m out th=r=."

"how could i b= so silly as to think that. of cours= th=r= is a troll who has b==n br=aking curs=s of thos= =xact vari=ti=s for th= past t=n sw==ps whom i know and could just contact wh=n=v=r i want=d."

[kair0s-in-space]

Can I get a “mreow?”

mreow >:33

[ilbound]

@memorieskept has requested a story : "life is full of decisions; best to make the one you want before the one you get."  ─  kairos for whoever responds faster/best!

a prompt i lost.

This , A WISDOM , to be sure ⸺ Haven’t they heard it before ?  Something similar , at least ( from their sire : the idea that life is a realm of choices & choices must thus always be made ) .  Kaen blinks , furred ears flicking and antlered head cocking as they absorb the fae’s information.  ❝ Aye , ❞ They say , finger thoughtfully tip-tapping against their stone-dappled cheek , the glimmer roused from the crystals embedded into flesh echoing each movement of their digit , ❝ Ah’ve ‘eard some similar things b’fore ! ❞  And it makes sense , that’s what matters.

Posture straightens , rightens , hand lowering and folding with its mate in front of them as the doe sways idly to and fro upon their soles.  ❝ But , fer me , there’s also gonna be a difference ‘tween wha’ Ah wanna do an’ wha’ Ah should do , y’know ? ❞  Briefly , Kaen frowns , only for their smile to shortly return to their face , no memory of that fleeting evidence of lurking darkness within.  The faun continues , carrying on as easily as ever , ❝ ‘S a’ways kinda’ ‘ard ta’ know when ta’ make certain choices , innit ?  ‘R like , th’ ‘right’ choices ?  ‘Cause there’s a’ways gonna be paths ta’ take , Ah know tha’ , an’ wha’ Ah do ‘s gonna change where Ah go in life , but Ah dunno ! ❞  Hands wave , shoulders shrug , ❝ ‘S ‘ard fer me ta’ say tha’ Ah know wha’s gonna be totally right ‘r wrong all’a th’ time.  An’ tha’ scares me , knowin’ tha’ m’choices can impact others somehow , someway … Ah know Ah’m a God , but Ah dun’ like ‘avin’ tha’ kinda’ power o’er things. ❞  And in fact , most everyone has that power.

[wildcxrds]

For kairo: 17, 21, 12, 5

5. On an average day, what can be found in your character's pockets?

Sometimes she'll nick something small and shiny. A small, shiny rock, a coin, something extremely inconsequential to steal.

12. In what situation was your character the most calm they've ever been?

The day the brothel she owned was raided by bandits. She lost 2 workers of ~80 and that's because they'd already been killed before she realized there was an attack. She disposed of them along with her security detail before commanding them to move on to the next sanctuary town without her. (Kori was there as well to help.)

17. What was your character's favorite toy as a child?

Her handmade spear. It was extremely blunted on the ends and meant only for practice but she loved to use it as a sign of power and her strength. Also for whatever games she'd play with her cousins.

21. If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

Kairo is more likely to instill the blame on herself but not in a way of pitying, more in the sense of like a failed leader feels when their people are hurt. She often uses it to harden herself against the tragedy and move forward with being better about protecting either herself or her loved ones.

[runelocked]

❝ What would you do if there was no tomorrow? ❞ // henry

TIME LOOP SENTENCE STARTERS / ALWAYS ACCEPTING!

WHAT A STRANGE QUESTION. BEMUSED IS THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE THE LOOK WILLIAM SHOOTS HIS FRIEND, brows narrowing in briefly silent puzzlement. Henry has been acting a little strange since he’d met him: hadn’t thought much of it, grief makes people act oddly and after what he’d done to Charlie, he had no right to comment on it but maybe he’s going to get some answers after all.

“ What kind of question is that ? ” He mutters, but sighs. “ The rational answer would be that I’d make the most of today and not worry about what comes next, if that’s anything of a comfort to you. Personally, I think I’d actually do something that I would never have to face consequences for. Rob a bank or something. I don’t know. ” Dark eyes turn to his friend now, mildly alarmed at the question. “ Why do you ask ? What’s going on in that head of yours, Henry ? ”

[scary-grace]

If you sent me a Kairos ask I’m answering them tonight I swear to god

[silvcrignis]

Asshole! CLAUDE + MISSY / KAIRO + VANNY / KEIRA AND WILLIAM

{Meme}: Send me “Asshole!” along with any two asshole muses be it a romance, bromance or somewhere in between and I’ll tell you who: (this is gonna look sooo wacky bc ye could nae just send these separately so THANKS IM GONNA HATE LOOKING AT IT!😭) {x}

Ship: Trainwreck That I Am (Claude Frollo & Missy Brooks)

Insults the other more often: Missy. Unintentionally but fun fact Claude despises being fucking patronised because the guy who y’know fucking murdered him does it & Missy does it soooo much he’s definitely just wordlessly left a room on multiple occasions muttering in Latin under his breath.

Is so rude in public they have to be constantly monitored: Claude I. Frollo smh.

Scares the shit out of the other one while watching a scary movie: Claude. He does a lil trolling.

Uses freezing water as a “Good morning” wake up tactic: Neither. Claude doesn’t sleep. At all & is above doing that shit.

Keeps telling shitty puns after being told “For the love of God, stop”: Claude.

Is more physically violent: … Claude ripped off King Triton’s arm & beat him with it while screeching “Stop hitting yourself!” over & over like a lunatic. It’s him.

Moves the other person’s stuff around to annoy them: Missy.

Plays more pranks: Missy & Claude just writes it down to get revenge later.

Plays loud music/ is distracting while the other is trying to work: Missy & it’s very annoying these are SENSITIVE documents, Miss Brooks!

Makes stupid faces/comments while the other is trying to be serious: Claude, he’s very annoying once someone decides to stay.

Chases of sidewalk wildlife (pigeons, squirrels etc.) for fun: Missy. Claude is judging her for it. So very deeply.

Tries to embarrass the other more: Missy. But Claude has no shame. Perks of self loathing.

Suggests getting into trouble more often: Missy hgjyjtfv & Claude’s like “I mean I guessss like.”

Is more arrogant: Missy. Claude has like negative 5000 self esteem, he thinks he’s so fuckin uggo.

Tries to irritate the other more frequently: Missy.

“Borrows” the other’s clothes without telling them: Missy & Claude doesn’t really notice unless she’s wearing it in front of him. His sweaters get bloody all the time there’s so many duplicates.

Calls the other person “Asshole” the most often: Claude.

Ship: Moving Parts (Keira Black & William Afton)

Insults the other more often: Keira

Is so rude in public they have to be constantly monitored: … Neither of them actually. They only act like bitches to each other in private IG

Scares the shit out of the other one while watching a scary movie: William tries & Keira gives him the deadest most lifeless unimpressed look ever. She’s seen some shit William, screaming “Boo!” at her while she’s watching Psycho’s shower scene does nothing.

Uses freezing water as a “Good morning” wake up tactic: William. His crotch hurts afterwards every time. The idiot.

Keeps telling shitty puns after being told “For the love of God, stop”: Keira. She loves puns & loves annoying him even more.

Is more physically violent: Keira like sir why did you hire her she keeps sending Balloon Boy to P&S because she kicks him whenever he approaches her 😭

Moves the other person’s stuff around to annoy them: William (he’s going to die by her hand someday)

Plays more pranks: They are constantly engaged in a permanent prank war. Neither of them is surrendering. Please God one of you give up.

Plays loud music/ is distracting while the other is trying to work: Keira, if she wants attention she WANTS attention.

Makes stupid faces/comments while the other is trying to be serious: William fucking Afton

Chases off sidewalk wildlife (pigeons, squirrels etc.) for fun: William makes an attempt & Keira trips him before he can embarrass her.

Tries to embarrass the other more: Keira. She loves shaming people it’s her brand

Suggests getting into trouble more often: Keira & William’s like “… Kay 👌”

Is more arrogant: … They both need their britches burned smh.

Tries to irritate the other more frequently: William. It works sometimes. Other times she gives him a boner & then leaves for like 3 hours as punishment for him being fucking dumb.

“Borrows” the other’s clothes without telling them: Keira, she is a lil baby sized thief smh.

Calls the other person “Asshole” the most often: Keira smh like mam you like him or you would not be there be n I c e

Ship: Let’s Be ALONE Together (Kairo Black & Vanessa ??? if you gave her a surname it aint on ya caard, ye never told me wot the heckie it is & it’s 4AM s o)

Insults the other more often: Kairo. The furry jokes are too much fun & such low hanging fruit to not.

Is so rude in public they have to be constantly monitored: Vanessa

Scares the shit out of the other one while watching a scary movie: Neither, Kairo’s a semi-good boyfriend & Vanessa quickly found out Kair is immune to jumpscares.

Uses freezing water as a “Good morning” wake up tactic: Vanessa & Kairo becomes so offended he continues to sleep out of mere SPITE.

Keeps telling shitty puns after being told “For the love of God, stop”: Kai r o!

Is more physically violent: Vanessa, Kairo’s much more laid back than… That Woman & he thinks Vanessa’s real cute when she’s maiming someone.

Moves the other person’s stuff around to annoy them: Vanessa. But like? She doesn’t really have to??? For some weird reason Kairo loses like 30 IQ points when he’s not Keira so he’s already misplacing them himself this is a “no bulling zone” Vanny

Plays more pranks: Kairo & his pranks are surprisingly intricate for someone so fuckin dumb.

Plays loud music/ is distracting while the other is trying to work: Vanessa

Makes stupid faces/comments while the other is trying to be serious: Vanessa!!!

Chases of sidewalk wildlife (pigeons, squirrels etc.) for fun: They both do… God they’re so ridiculous.

Tries to embarrass the other more: Kairo & it’s always some super gay lovey dovey shit Nessa’s not expecting.

Suggests getting into trouble more often: They say that shit in the same breath & then the big crazy smiles at each other come out.

Is more arrogant: Kairo, he is the prettiest boy & he has to hold onto it.

Tries to irritate the other more frequently: Vanessa & Kairo like just. Picks up a newspaper & bonks her on the forehead with it.

“Borrows” the other’s clothes without telling them: Another case of two idiots constantly stealing clothes & showing up sometimes dressed more like their s/o than themselves smh

Calls the other person “Asshole” the most often: Vanessa & smh it’s true sir be less of a tsundere you big meanie.