#l: round 1

[gayest-classiclit]

ROUND 1 SIDE B: LOSERS BRACKET

propaganda: laertes | jekyll

[the-queer-classic-lit-ship-ever]

round 1a: losers

[fave-fight]

ROUND 1, MATCH 41

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

L Lawliet:

“He's got some sick capoeira shit, kicked Light in the face once. It's such a cool & unusual fighting style I dont think anyone will have a strategy for it. ”

“He knows capoeira and is good at it, and is surprisingly good at taking a hit to the face. Also, I love him, that counts for something, right?”

A horse:

“*David Attenborough voice*  Ah! Here we see the noble horse. Truly one of nature's least survivable animals. This pathetic specimen cannot handle the breakage of it's legs, because it is too intellectually limited to avoid using the damaged appendage. In a fight with virtually any other animal the impressive strength that a stallion may demonstrate is immediately made secondary to the limited survivability of a horse.  Horses are not good fighters. I don't like horses. They will lose many many fights.  Thank you for coming to my (David H Attenborough's) TED Talk.”

“i saw this on the spreadsheet and thought it was funny so i'm supporting it with a vote. let's get a horse in this fight”

“Have you tried fighting a horse? Shit's scary :(”

[taxonomytournament]

Cryptotaxonomy Tournament: Lagomorpha

Note: these creatures do not actually exist. The following descriptions are facetious

Lepus antilocapra. This rabbit species, known as the Jackalope, has antlers on its head.

Tetrao lepus pseudo-hybridus rarissimus L. This rabbit species, known as the Skvader, has the wings and tail of a grouse.

[toxic-yaoi-tournament]

Toxic Yaoi Tournament Round 1: Kristoph Gavin/Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) vs. Yagami Light/L Lawliet (Death Note)

[x-files-polls]

Josh Exley: says something really special about love and humanity

Betty: It's an evil tattoo voiced by Jodie Foster, what more could you want?

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To jog your memory, here are the episodes they're from:

The Unnatural: While working in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947, a young cop, Arthur Dales (the brother of the Arthur Dales who started the X-Files) stumbles across Josh Exley, a black baseball player who is actually an alien with a love of the game hiding among humans.

Never Again: On a solo assignment out of town, Scully meets a man whose tattoo does not want to share him—especially not with Scully.

[yen-sids-tournament]

Chat Noir v Frozone - Round 1

Chat Noir

Name: Adrien Agreste (Adrien Emile Gabriel Donatien Athanase Agreste) Power: Cat Miraculous-Destruction Story: Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

Frozone

Name: Lucius Best Power: Freezing Story: The Incredibles et al.

[stinky-fuck-swag]

Stinky Fuck Swag Bracket B Side A: Round 1, Match 3

Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)

Propaganda under the cut!

Toko Fukawa:

canonically doesn't bathe

she does not bathe! there's a reason for this but I forgot. also doesn't brush her teeth. this is brought up a lot bc the other characters are mean to her heart emoji :( she's very silly! she's a writer, she survived murder highschool, she survived murder city, there's cut scenes of her sexual fantasies about a guy who very much hates her, she has DID (it's written as a horribly ableist stereotype), and she's besties with the most Normal Person ever. and she's rude to ppl ♥️ i liek her :)

Literally just doesn't bathe. She has a fear of water so severe she refuses to shower. She stinks so bad at one point Byakuya (the guy she likes) points it out and tells her to go take a bath.

She doesn't bathe and has a pet stink bug. At one point in the first game she doesn't know a certain fact about the school bathrooms which would only be possible if she hadn't bathed since the death game began and is embarrassed when this is pointed out. In the Ultra Despair Girls game it's revealed that her closest friend is her pet stink bug who's the only one who didn't mind how she smelled (and whose presence probably made her smell worse). In Danganronpa 3 her new friend is shown having to physically fight and drag her into the bathroom to try and get her to wash.

L:

there is no universe in which he bathes. he sits alone in an empty hotel room looking at computer all day. people who say L is clean are wrong.

[bookfirstlinetourney]

Round 1

For eighteen years, my unibrow has saved me from being sold into a painful, terrifying death.

-Iron Widow, Xiran Jay Zhao

In the end, it was a fingernail that saved you.

-Commonplace Sacrifices (Bluegrass Symphony), Lisa L. Hannett

This is not for you.

-House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski

[deus-ex-mona]

kinda thinking about t h e m again…

[jotarosexhusband]

ANIME TBOY SWAG TOURNAMENT ROUND 1 MATCH 13

L (Death Note) VS Togata (Fire Punch)

[gayest-classiclit]

ROUND 1 SIDE B: LOSERS BRACKET

propaganda: phineas | andrei

[the-queer-classic-lit-ship-ever]

round 1a: losers

[ot3showdown]

[autisticboybattleroyale]

ROUND 1

L X Kozume Kenma

[overworkedblorbobattle]

Preliminary Poll 8: Death Note