#kylo being a cutie again

[reys-asgarian]

the reason rey is so damn relatable is cause she just can’t resist a tall, dark bad boy *cough* ben you steal all our uwus however bad you pretend to be

[christopher-bryant]

one complaint i will never get behind on the rey hate wagon is "she didnt even take back her own last name!" which, yeah. i mean, much easier to pull off basically saying "my name is rey himmler." opposed to "rey hitler."

[anxious-allie-ren]

Miscalculation

Hey cuties! So, I have started writing fanfiction! I have been posting on both AO3 and Wattpad. Both links are in my linktree in my bio! But, I’d like to share my first one-shot here. Let me know what you all think!

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Let's be honest, The Finalizer is boring.

Not a, "Oh, it's a calm day with nothing to do, kind of boring." But more like, "I'm trapped on a steel death ship in the vacuum less mass of space" kind of boring.

Okay maybe that's because you are trapped. You have been trapped for what feels like months. In reality, it's been a few weeks and you're really close to going insane.

It was a small error that landed you here. A tiny miscalculation that landed you on the path of Snoke's little apprentice. Should you have double checked to make sure you had enough fuel to get back to D'Qar? Yes. Did you? No. Instead you waste your credits on some shitty fried food at the docking station on Coruscant and take off. This leaves you stranded on Jakku. Luck was clearly on your side that day because this was the exact day Snoke's dog sent his bitches out on a mission. There you are, in your X-Wing with what seems like the biggest bullseye on you.

It doesn't take them long to sniff you out. You're ripped out of the cockpit by a knight in an all black mask with long shields placed on either side. The knight drops you to the ground and you can immediately see you're outnumbered. Six large armored men have circled you. Okay, so the blaster you're pointing at the one who man-handled you probably wasn't going to do shit. But that doesn't stop you from holding your ground.

"I am not afraid to shoot. I will blast you all right now."

This earns a chuckle from the group. That first knight speaks up.

"You're stranded on this sand pile with no fuel. I doubt you have enough plasma to shoot half of us."

You huff at his comment but stand your ground, keeping the blaster pointed at him.

"Trudgen, just grab her and let's get back to the mission. Master can decide what to do with her."

You take note of that fucker's name as two of the other knights haul you up by your arms roughly. You're dragged to the ugliest ship you've ever seen in your life and thrown in a dingy compartment.

"We'll be back rebel scum. Don't try anything." Trudgen said as he placed your blaster on his belt. Not like he has enough weapons strapped to his body or anything. You roll your eyes and try to sit in a spot that isn't covered in dust.

"No promises."

And that's how you ended up on the Finalizer. You made the journey here hell for the knights. You did eventually learn the rest of their names after eavesdropping on their conversations. When you arrived Vicrul and Ap'lek placed your hands in binders and led you to an interrogation room. After you were strapped into the interrogation chair the knights made their way to leave.

"Uh, excuse me? Where the fuck are you guys going? You can't just strapped me in to this stupid chair, way too tightly might I add, and then leave without saying anything!"

Vicrul and Ap'lek share a look and then turn towards you.

"We aren't the ones interrogating you, scum. Master is interested in you." Vicrul says, shrugging his shoulders.

"I have no idea why. Not much to be interested in." Ap'lek mutters as he turns to leave again.

You rolled your eyes as both knights leave the room. So you would be getting the honor of meeting Snoke's apprentice. Wonderful. From what you learned being in the Resistance, Kylo Ren was an overgrown toddler with a laser sword. So the likelihood of you coming out of this interrogation alive was small.

You probably sit strapped to that stupid chair for hours before Commander Ren decides to stroll on in. He comes through the door swiftly, feet pounding on the ground loudly. He stops in front of you and gives you a quick once-over. The mask finally meets your eyes.

"Are we just going to stare at each other? Or are we going to get this over with?"

Kylo ball his hands into fists and begins to circle the interrogation chair.

"I don't think you are in any position to ask questions right now. What were you doing on Jakku?"

"Your little boy band didn't fill you in already? I got stranded on that shitty planet. Didn't exactly go there by choice."

He stops in front of you again.

"And why did you get stranded?"

You immediately think back to your little error. You feel even more stupid looking back on it. Admitting to it is not something you were looking to do right now. What the fuck was the point of this? Was he really just going to ask you trivial questions? You figured Snoke would have taught him better than this if he's really so powerful.

Kylo leans down quickly, grabbing the sides of the chair by your head. The sudden movement makes you jump, wrists smacking against the restraints.

"I can hear all of your thoughts. It would be wise to watch what you think. Now answer the question."

Of course he can hear your thoughts. He's a fucking force user. Rookie mistake on your part really. But the idea of him actually hearing every thought you think does unnerve you.

"I ran out of fuel. Had to make an emergency landing, okay? Is that answer good enough for you?"

Kylo finally leans back up. He stares down at you and even though he's wearing that stupid fucking mask you can just tell he's got a judgemental look on his face.

"What kind of pilot runs out of fuel?"

You begin to argue back but he stops you.

"Not a very good one. A good pilot would have checked that they had enough fuel to get to their next destination. A good pilot wouldn't have spent all of their credits."

"Listen you fu-"

"A good pilot would have landed near a fueling station, not in the middle of nowhere. But I guess that's my point. You aren't a good pilot. Another useless member of the Resistance. So breaking you down is going to be easier than I thought."

All you could do was stare at him. He read your thoughts. He already knew everything. He wanted to embarrass you, make you feel small. It worked for a second. But if you were going to die today, you weren't going to give him the satisfaction of seeing your embarrassment.

You square your jaw and look right into the eyes of his mask.

"That's where you're wrong, buddy."

Kylo leans down so his mouthpiece is by your ear and whispers, "We'll see about that, little one."

He stands back up and stomps out of the room quickly. Leaving you feeling shocked, angry, and oddly aroused.

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So to everyone's surprise you did not die that day. Instead Kylo had you placed in a cell and that's where you've been for weeks. Stormtroopers come and feed you or take you to a refresher to bathe. Commander Ren has stopped by a few times since your original meeting. Nothing much has come of those ones either. Mostly him staring at you and asking trivial questions. Which just agitates you.

You can't seem to figure him out. He hasn't asked anything regarding the Resistance. What is the point of keeping you prisoner if he isn't going to get any useful information from you? It doesn't sit well with you.

When he doesn't visit you're left alone. Staring at the same four walls does get boring eventually. You've taken to sitting near the door and trying to listen to the stormtroopers conversations. Sometimes bucket heads spill some interesting tea. You learned last week that General Hux once got a boner after getting choked by the Commander.

That's what you're doing currently. Listening to the chatter when you suddenly hear the distinct pounding of boots. The last you knew, the Commander was away on a mission with the knights. As the footsteps draw closer you move quickly to your feet and back away from the door. Kylo strides through the door, chest heaving and fists clenched. You can feel the anger rolling off of him. So you're guessing his little adventure didn't go so well.

His hand flies up quickly, using the force to choke you.

"How many times do I have to tell you to watch your thoughts?"

Okay, so he heard you. You really gotta work on monitoring that. Wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a toddler tantrum.

Just as the thought crosses your mind you're dragged across the floor towards Kylo. Your toes just barely touching the ground as you move. His hand wraps around your throat and he leans his masked face down into your own.

"I've given you far too many warnings. Now you're going to be punished."

Your eyes go wide as you look up into the soulless mask. This is it. This is where you die. You're going to die at the hands of this fucker and even worse, you're turned on.

Kylo spins you around and pins you to the wall. He kicks your feet apart using his boot, shoving his knee between your legs. You feel his thigh rub against your core. It takes all your self control to stop yourself from grinding down on it. He can feel the arousal pouring from your body.

He pulls his hand from your neck and leans back.

"I'm afraid you're enjoying this too much, little one."

You take a deep breath to steady yourself, to no prevail of course. You can feel your heart hammering in your chest. But the anger from this whole situation has begun to build. You're sick and tired of being in this cell. You're enraged by his trivial fucking questioning. And now, he's teasing you. You've had enough of it. You are not going to be his toy.

"I'm not enjoying anything. Im stuck in this stupid cell guarded by bucket heads. You've done nothing but ask me useless fucking questions. What is the point of this? Why keep me around if I have no use?"

You watch as he reaches up quickly and yanks the mask off. You weren't sure what you were expecting. But it wasn't that. When you imagined the Commander of the First Order, you pictured some burnt deformed old man. Not a hot ass guy with perfect fucking hair.

He throws the mask off to the side and glares down at you.

"You've certainly got a use and now you're going to fulfill it."

Suddenly, you feel the most glorious swirling against your clit. You gasp and try to squirm away from him. He pins you harder against the wall and begins kissing up your neck. You begin to feel the pressure building just as he starts to remove your shirt.

"Fuck, I don't know what you're doing. But don't stop." You pant out.

Just as the words leave your mouth the swirling stops.

"What the actual fuck?"

"You didn't think I'd just let you cum, did you? This is a punishment."

That is the final straw. You were so close to ecstasy. So close to release. You have had enough of this little twat. You collect yourself and use all the strength you can to push him away from you.

"Enough fucking games. I'm not some toy to be played with. Either show me the reason I'm still here or kill me already!"

Commander Ren is quick. If you weren't aware of his position, you'd think he was a bounty hunter with how fast he can move. So fast in fact, that he has you pinned face down on your shitty cot before you can think. You're bent over with your hands held in his fist behind you. You try to squirm but only end up grinding your ass back into him. Either that's his lightsaber or he's really excited to see you.

"Who is the general of the Resistance?"

The question catches you off guard. Why the fuck is he asking you his trivial questions now? Of all fucking times. He certainly knows the answer to this one, so what's the point of this?

You must have been stuck in your thoughts for too long, because a strong slap comes across your left ass cheek. The sound echoes throughout the tiny cell and you're certain the stormtroopers outside heard it.

"Answer the question."

"Uh, General Organa. She's your mom, right?"

Stupid response. He grabs a fist full of your hair and yanks your head back. He growls in your ear, "I would advise you shut the fuck up. Stop being a little brat and cooperate or this will only get worse."

Kylo releases your hair and holds you down with the force. He yanks down your pants, revealing your slick soaked panties to the room. Kylo looks down and smirks.

"You're drenched. Bent over and pussy wet for the enemy. What kind of pilot would do that?"

He lands another hard slap to your right cheek this time. Giving it a small kneed afterwards.

"Oh that's right. Not a very good one."

You try to move against the force hold but it's no use. He's got the upper hand here. But you're not going to let him degrade you like that.

"That's rich coming from Snoke's little bitch."

His fist is back in your hair and his other grabs your hip, pulling you back against him. He grinds himself into you and groans out, "You're going to regret that, little one."

Kylo pulls himself away enough to pull down your panties. You feel his gloved finger glide through your slick down to your bundle of nerves. You gasp and wiggle your hips back towards him trying to gain more friction.

"What is your squadron?"

Not this bullshit again. He's playing with your pussy and asking you these dumbass questions? He pulls his hand away and lands a slap to your pussy, causing your legs to shake.

"I hate repeating myself, so answer the fucking question."

Your head is spinning and your pussy is clenching around nothing. You have no clue what the point of these questions are but you'll do anything to get him to touch you again.

"Blue Squadron! Fuck."

Kylo's hand comes back to you, this time bare. He begins rubbing slow circles around your nub, applying the perfect amount of pressure.

"Now that's a good girl. Keep answering your Commander and you'll get rewarded."

"You're not my fucking commander." You gasp as he inserts two thick fingers into your needy hole. "My commander is Poe Dameron."

You realize what you've said after it's too late. It's not exactly classified information. But it's certainly not something you should be sharing with the enemy. You've got to get it together if you're going to make it through this little visit.

"Dameron, hm? Interesting."

You hear the sound of his belt buckle and zipper coming undone. He releases his long, girthy cock from the confines of his pants. It lands on your ass as Kylo grabs hold of both your hips.

"Are you ready for your punishment? I'm going to destroy this little cunt."

You arch your back, pushing your ass up. "I really doubt that. But you can try."

With our warning, Kylo buries his whole length in your wet heat. You gasp as he knocks the air out of your lungs, taking you by surprise. He begins thrusting into you at a slow pace, taking his time. You can feel every glorious inch of him, from tip to hilt.

You moan out and wiggle your hips, trying to get him to speed up. "If you're going to punish me, you'll have to try harder than this."

He snarls at your comment, squeezing your hips and picking up the pace. The little cell is filled with the sounds of your breathy moans, his grunts, and skin slapping. You get so lost in the pleasure you nearly miss him speaking to you.

"Where is the Resistance base?"

You almost answer. You almost let that information slide, forgetting where you are and whose cock is buried inside you. But then it all clicks. He's trying to distract you for information. Nice fucking try Commander Cunt.

"Fuck off."

Kylo grunts and releases one of your hips to instead grab a fistful of your hand. He yanks your head back and forces your back to arch further, making his cock reach deeper inside your pussy. Kylo begins pounding into you, each thrust hitting your sweet spot.

"Where the fuck is the Resistance base?"

Your moans are loud at this point. You couldn't care less about the stormtroopers outside hearing you. This all feels too good. But you aren't going to give in to him this easy. The resistance is counting on you. You are not some weak pilot that gives in to this moody bitch.

"Fuck. Off." You moan out in response.

Kylo's other hand leaves your hip and snakes down your front. He begins rubbing fast circles against your clit. You scream as you feel the pressure beginning to build again.

"Tell me where the fucking base is, pet."

You scream out in pleasure and frustration. You're so close. Just teetering on the edge. You so badly want to let go. So you crack.

"Fuck! Fine! D'Qar! The resistance base is on D'Qar! Please just let me come! Please!"

Kylo smirks, knowing he's won. He picks up the pace on your clit and groans out, "That's right, now be a good girl and cum all over my cock."

That was all you needed. You screamed in ecstasy, "Yes, fuck Kylo!"

Your pussy clenched around him as you came, your juices covering him. Kylo grunted, fucking you through your orgasm.

Soon after you came down from your high, you felt his cock twitch inside you. Kylo quickly pulled out of you and yanked you up by your hair.

"On your knees and mouth open, rebel bitch."

You quickly dropped to your knees and did just as he said, closing your eyes. Kylo pumped his cock over your face, using your slick and cum as lube. He threw his head back and let out a feral groan. Strings of his milky seed covering your face.

Once he was finished, you swallow what had gotten in your mouth and began wiping the rest off your face, licking it from your fingers. Fuck he tastes delicious. When you could finally open your eyes, he was already by the door. He had tucked himself away and put his glove back on. Kylo grabbed his helmet and looked back at you.

"Just as I thought. You're a useless Resistance member. So easy to destroy."

You sit there stunned by his words, letting everything that had just happened sink in.

"It has been fun breaking you, little one."

With one last look, Kylo places his helmet back on his head and walks out of the cell.

You stare at the door and replay his words. Maybe you were a shitty Resistance member. Others probably wouldn't have broken that easily, or at all. But with some of his cum drying on your face and a satisfied feeling, you can't find it in you to care.

You're secretly hoping Commander Ren needs more information. You might come to enjoy his little visits.

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I hope everyone enjoyed! If you all are interested, I can post on here more. Let me know! 

[babbushka]

Hello darlin'! For this beautiful Sinday I'd love some sweet (and maybe a lil saucy) shenanigans with our boy taking 007 to one of his many hideouts for a weekend and showing his best jewelry creations, letting her pick her favorite, and just being the cutie that he is. Thank you love youuuu

Anonymous said:  Thank you for all the writing to come today! I don’t have anything specific, but I’d love it if you could please do Kylo being possessive, protective, or wanting to stake a claim on you lol. Thank you!

(1.6k NSFW; fingering/mirror shenanigans) 

You’re grateful for your trained poker face, when he lifts his hands from your eyes. You didn’t know where you were, both in terms of where in this mansion and where in the world, as Kylo had whisked you away abruptly for one of his rest trips that he has begun to steal you for with rapidly increasing occasion.

The room is bulletproof, that much you can tell. Steel walls, and most likely steel flooring underneath the beautifully plush carpeting. The walls themselves are padded with black velvet and designed to resemble that of a museum, with little lights illuminating all sorts of shelves, and the jewelry which is placed proudly on display in them.

He has led you here from his bedroom with boyish excitement and charm, and you had followed, and you are doing your best now to not openly gasp and the glittering array of jewels before you.

“If you brought me here to show off,” You whisper, for any other volume feels inappropriate in the presence of such sheer wealth, “Consider your mission successful.”

Kylo chuckles softly at that as he walks away from you. You don’t know what to touch, where to even look, where to go or what to do, so you just stand there as Kylo goes over to a control panel in the wall.

“Good to know, but no, I’ve got far more sinister plans for you.” He hums playfully, and you try your best to tear your eyes away from the millions of dollars worth of necklaces, bracelets, tiaras, rings, and earrings in this room.

“Oh do tell Kylo, your plans are always quite…involved.” You try your best, but still you fail, because he has just flicked a few switches on the panel.

The switch automated cabinet doors and drawers, and suddenly more jewelry is revealed to you, and you do gasp now, for you were certain you’d never seen such a collection in your entire life – and you’d seen quite a few collections.

It’s not surprising, not really, considering he is a world renowned jeweler. His diamonds are fitted into pieces made for royalty all across the globe, for celebrities, for the ultra rich and famous. They are distinctly opulent, and they are distinctly Kylo Ren. Still, it’s dazzling, the way they refract the light so beautifully, dizzying.

Even more dizzying when he says, “Pick anything.”

You fold your arms across your chest and shake your head in disbelief, eyes wide.

“You can’t mean that.” You protest, but Kylo simply takes a step towards you and smooths his palms up your arms, gives you a very serious look for a moment, looks so deep into your soul that you’re almost afraid of what he’ll find there.

“I never say something I don’t mean.” He replies, before he’s lighthearted once again and walking around the room, arms spread wide in a grand gesture of theatrics. “Anything in this entire room is yours for the taking, should you want it.”

“No.” You say suddenly, an idea of your own forming.

“No?” Kylo frowns, grows shy. You’d never rejected one of his gifts before, and the strange disappointment flits across his face for a moment, but he doesn’t understand your meaning.

“No I don’t mean no no, just, ” You try to explain, “Only let me pick one. And then, if I’m good, perhaps I’ll get to come back again and pick something else.” You bite your lip ever so slightly, hoping he catches on.

Hoping that he hears your words, hears how you don’t want this to be a one and done moment in time, hears how you want him to keep whisking you away, keep stealing you from life’s responsibilities, keep hiding you away on remote islands all for himself. You stare at one another, and he blushes beautifully, all the way to the tips of his ears, because he hears it, he hears you.

“You’re right, of course. Just one, whichever is your favorite.” He replies, and you smile at him meaningfully, before taking a turn around the room.

You can barely bring yourself to touch these gems, for upon closer inspection they’re not just diamonds, but rubies and sapphires, emeralds and pearls, in a cascading range of colors from deep rich tones to just hints of tints and everything in between.

Picking up a piece here or there, you raise it up to your eye, and the way the world splits into facets through it is mesmerizing.

“What are you looking for?” Kylo asks, genuinely curious as he leans casually against the wall by the panel.

“Tracking devices, hidden cameras, microphones �� the usual.” You joke, and that elicits an amused hum from him as he makes his way over to where you are, near the section of diamond rings on black velvet posts.

“You’ll find none of that here, I promise.” He asks for your hand, and you give it to him. He picks up a random diamond ring, something simple, nothing too outrageous in design aside from the sheer size of the stones. He slips it easily onto your index finger, and it fits perfectly, like he knew just your size and made it for you. “Nothing but beauty for a beauty.”

He turns you both around to face a mirror, where he tucks himself behind you, rests his chin on your shoulder. Kissing up and down the exposed area of your throat, Kylo molds himself to your body, nothing but warmth and strength, firm muscle.

“You like seeing me in your designs, is that it?” You tease, only in jest, but when he eyes go dark and they glitter the same way these diamonds do, your breath catches in your throat.

“I like the world seeing you in them better.” He replies very seriously, his broad hand skimming up up up your thigh, pushing the mini-skirt of your dress up with it.

“Ah of course.” You let yourself relax in his embrace, as his hand slips past your panties and his fingers immediately dip between your folds. Coaxing out slick from your pussy, they crook inside of you, making you take in a sharp inhale, “I –oh, oh Kylo.”

“One look at this and the entire gala would know where you got it, they’d know I gave it to you special.” Kylo’s fingers are so big and thick, they fill you up deliciously, so well that the hand which bears the diamond ring flies down to hold onto his wrist, keeps him there as you lean back back back against his body.

He holds you tight with his other arm as his fingers thrust slowly in and out of your pussy, nothing but the sound of hot breathing in your ear, nothing but the sound of your moans panting and bouncing against the walls of the room as his massages your clit and makes your knees buckle.

“Tell me Kylo, is that something you want? You want them all to know that I’m special? That I’m yours?” You manage, egging him on, spurring him on. The very thought of it has his hand grinding up against your cunt, has his fingers seeking out your gspot while his thumb rubs at your clit and makes you see stars.

“Are you?” Kylo sucks on your neck, sucks bruises and marks there that claim you as his own, sucks and bites and soothes the sting of pleasure pain with his tongue as he drags moans out of your throat, “Are you mine?”

“I don’t b-belong to anyone – oh yes!” You stammer out, your eyes shut tight and your mouth drops open, and Kylo’s cock is achingly hard in his pressed trousers from the sight of it, from your reflection in the mirror.

He can picture it now, the way you’d look in his bed wearing nothing but his diamonds, the way you’d look descending a grand staircase somewhere in Vienna or Argentina or Australia, the way everyone would stop and turn and stare, knowing that someone had just taken you apart, and that someone was him.

“I know, but if you did, would it be me?” He begs, begs in the way his fingers speed up, the way that he collects your slick and smears it back and forth all across your pussy, fucks it back into you for lubrication, kisses and bites at the shell of your ear as he does, as you grow ever closer to your orgasm.

“If I did, then yes – yes, yes, yes Kylo!” You’re shouting, shouting out your pleasure and relief as you come on his hand, as your body shudders and your knees give out and he has to hold onto you so you don’t fall, his hand leaving your pussy regretfully so he can turn you back around and crush you to his chest.

When Kylo kisses you, you melt into it, melt into the way that you both know that you’re each other’s forever, forever and ever. You kiss until the aftershocks of pleasure disappear, and all you’re left with is the glow of an orgasm that settles deep in your ribs.

You decide that the ring, though randomly selected, is you favorite in the room. You never want to take it off, you want it to live on your index finger for as long as you live, and this makes him happy beyond belief. But it’s time to go now, he tells you, as he sucks off your come from his hand and once clean, uses it to blindfold you as he walks you out of the room.

You’ll be back, you both know, back to this room, this island, wherever you are.

You don’t know where you are, but you are with Kylo Ren, and that is enough.

[thepilotanon]

I was tagged for a thingy by the cutie @wayward-rose, so here I am, answering questions while I break from writing!! I guess, if you're interested in getting to know about me, take a peek!

1. Why did you choose your url?

It was how I would sign my messages on other blogs (on anonymous), before I actually made the blog - because I think Ben Solo is a best pilot in the galaxy!

2. Any side blogs?

This is actually a side-blog!

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

This blog specifically has been here since 2018, I think. I'm really bad at dates - before Yahoo bought it, I guess.

4. Do you have a queue tag?

Bruh, I don't even know what a queue is used for on here.

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

Long story short, I got buzzed on vodka and wanted to share my Clyde Logan idea (that turned into a three-parter) on here and decided to make the side-blog.

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

I found this cute picrew thing and thought it would be nice! I had a cute Rey and BB8 from Forces of Destiny that I found on Tumblr before but, unfortunately, I can't find the original creator of the icon, so I can't properly credit them. If you want to make your own, here's the link.

7. Why did you choose your header?

I don't think I have one? I see that it's purple, and purple is my favorite color!

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

I honestly don't know. I think it's currently either Loki getting hugged for the first time, or Lady Dimitrescu adopting me as her daughter, after mutating my corpse with moldy bugs, or something.

9. How many mutuals do you have?

Many beautiful babes who I like talking to and chat with about actors and funny videos!

10. How many followers do you have?

Probably between one and a billion.

11. How many people do you follow?

Probably somewhere between one and a six thousand.

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

Does the one where I make poor joke about Kylo being a buff croissant count?

13. How often do you use Tumblr each day?

I guess it depends on what's going on. If I'm writing and need a break, I'll see if I have any hc requests, or I'll browse certain tags. If not, I usually just check to see if I have messages in the late evening.

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

Sure, and I'll do it again whenever I see unnecessary bullshit/bullying going on.

15. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

I'm indifferent? Not on this blog, though.

16. Do you like tag games?

I rarely participate, but I like seeing what other people have to say about themselves or have fun!

17. Do you like ask games?

Would hc requests count as an ask game? (No, it doesn't. But I don't mind them as much).

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

I'm not sure what qualifies as "Tumblr famous". I think my mutuals and other people are very talented and deserve a lot of praise and compliments on how much time and effort they put into things!

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

I wouldn't call them crushes, but deep admiration of their talents and being kind to me!!

20. Tags

I honestly don't have anyone in mind. But, if you decide to join in on this game, please mention you got it from me, so I can see what you wrote!

[seriousfic]

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

You ever watch a movie just because it’s fun to see a few million dollars go to recreating Greek myths and because Alexandra Daddario is a cutie? Meh.

- I guess they can’t call it Percy Jackson And The Sea of Monsters because this is cooler and more American than Harry Potter. It has a colon, like a Marvel movie!

-It’s probably a good sign when a movie starts with a bunch of characters running away from a threat and they’re a little ways away from safety, so one of them goes “I’ll hold them off!” or “I’ll lead them away!” And then they all stop to have a debate about it. Like, if you just kept going, then you all could get away. I mean, I’m not the son of even one of the crappy gods from the later God of War games, and I could figure that out.

-We go from the prologue to a war game between the various demigods, which Percy is about to win when he sees a classmate is trouble, so he just has to give up the W to help him out. Only the classmate didn’t seem to be in any real danger, he was just inconvenienced by hanging upside down for a while in a game that was about to end anyway, so Percy looks like a real dumbass for pulling a Harry Potter there.

-The fact that he only technically lost does not keep him from having a crisis of confidence and the rest of the camp from treating him like shit. Even though it’s pointed out that he saved the world in the last movie--who cares about that, he lost at flag football! I guess all that Greek god inbreeding catches up to you after a while.

-These things can only have one hypercompetent female sidekick per ensemble, so Annabeth gets demoted to being a chick (signature fighting move: getting shoved to the ground) and someone who looks a lot like Mackenzie Davis, but isn’t, gets the job, getting me all excited to make a crack about Terminator: Dark Fate but then preventing me from doing so. Thanks a lot, Leven Rambin! Enjoy your Star Wars name.

Notkenzie Davis is basically playing a female Draco Malfoy, and I’m sorry, but there’s only room for one of those in my heart.

-Now, conventional wisdom is that if one of your main characters is a cyclops, you should probably have enough of a budget to make them a cyclops all the time, but this jigga Tyson spends half the movie either with sunglasses on or with a magic spell that makes him look like he has two eyes. 

-What’s also weird is that everyone seems cool with satyrs and centaurs, but they’re racist against cyclops, particularly Annabeth--that’s her whole character arc here. On the one hand, prejudice is bad, but on the other, Alexandra Daddario is super cute and has big mommy milkers, so fuck those cyclopses. Go back to your own country!

-Anyway, they play it like Tyson’s whole thing is people being prejudiced against him, but he also seems mildly... well, there’s a word for it, but let’s put it this way... he seems less than untarded. This conveniently ambiguous disorder varies dramatically from scene to scene--at one point, he mistakes the Capitol Building for Olympus, but at another, he has encyclopedic knowledge of Greek mythology. In the end, it comes off a bit like he’s just stoned throughout the whole movie. Which probably makes him the smartest guy in the room.

-The Graeae show up to give Percy a somewhat meaningless plot coupon (I know he’s the Son of Poseidon, but he can see map coordinates? Like, literally latitude and longitude? And has there even been a character given a seemingly random string of numbers who doesn’t later figure out that they’re coordinates?). They also make an “oh no you dinnit” joke and I think it should count as a hate crime to force Yvette Nicole Brown to be in the presence of dialogue that unfunny.

-This is probably a problem with the source material, but why conflate the Golden Fleece quest with the Odyssey? They’re going after the Fleece, but they run into Charybdis, the Cyclops, Circe is name-dropped. No harpies, no skeleton armies, no Talos, no hydra. That’s just going to bug people who get anal retentive about this stuff and who else is Greek mythology for????

-You know, these things never have Greek accents, but I think I should make bingo cards of all the non-Greek accents they do have. I mean, British is a gimme, that would have to be the center spot, but in Wrath of the Titans, they have Edgar Ramirez as a Spanish-accented Ares (!) and here, Shohreh Aghdashloo voices an Oracle with an Indian accent. Man, talk about rubbing it in. (Some Southern accents also show up courtesy of some Confederate zombies, so expect riots if Disney doesn’t edit them out.)

-Said zombies also come with an ironclad/submarine, which I know was a thing, but I’m pretty sure they didn’t have recoilless rifles installed on them.

-Nathan Fillion shows up, once again typecast as the One Good Thing In This Mess. And man, if you thought Kylo Ren was a whiner for complaining about having Han Solo for a dad, the villain here is bitching about Mal Reynolds being his pop.

-In case poor Alexandra Daddario and her milkers haven’t suffered enough from being portrayed as a candyass and a racist, she gets a Disney death in the climax. The narrative has already had one with Tyson and they have a magical blanket that can heal all injuries right there, but the movie still has the audacity to milk this for a tearjerker. Like, maybe if the movie were aimed at small children, but they aged everyone up to sexy teenagers, so who’s going to fall for this? Shut up.

[sithsdoinshit]

Who's the hottest Sith? (Mustafar jokes aside)

THE “HOTTEST SITH” SCALE ACCORDING TO ME, AN EXPERT WHO IS NOT BIASED AT ALL.

LEAST TO MOST.

**Also, language might get suggestive. Nothing explicit, not at all, but still. Be forewarned.**

Sidious - (PSA: Ian McDiarmid is a cute and kind man who is FAR from ugly) christ almighty every time I see pulpacrime I WANT DIE. he’s not even that hideous, he’s just... s h e e v

**HUGE GAP IN ATTRACTIVENESS---EVERYONE ELSE IS HOT ON SOME LEVEL BEYOND HERE**

Nihilus - My special boy is cute and mysterious and spooky. He’s got a mask, which is +100 points. Looks very cuddle-able. Wrap me in your cloak and take my life force, baby.

Kylo - 1000 points for being a Big Boi. Kylo is a cutie patootie, just not as much as the others on this list. Nice baritone voice, luscious dark hair, lowkey thicc.. Yeah. Yeah, he’s hot. :}

Asajj - Alright alright fuckos, don’t get your panties in a twist. OBVIOUSLY Asajj is beautiful and a queen but I’m personally a ho for bigger people, you know? Though those hips still don’t lie...Extra hot with her short/half-shaved hair a la Dark Disciple.

Dooku - A DISTINGUISHED gentleman with an exquisite taste in clothes. Beautiful beard (mmm) with the voice of an angel (MMMMM).. I bet he smells good, too. Sexy Grandpa supreme.

Grievous - Mother. Fucking. Hands. I lay awake at night in a cold sweat thinking of what he could do to me with them hands. He’s huge, has multiple limbs and a voice that I could die for. People who don’t think he is hot are cowards who don’t deserve him.

Lana - Not many people are aware of this absolute GODDESS, and I am saddened. Her voice is like goddamn silk, her facial features are absolute perfection, and--no sarcasm, man--has a nice personality. When she acts all shy and flustered at your advances, MY HEART GOES DOKI DOKI. HEART EYES.

Inquisitor - LAWD. The fuckers at Lucasfilm got me again. Tall as hell with piercing eyes and thE TEETH... god Pau’ans are so graceful and hot I wish we had more of them. I have needs, yo. Quizzy is a goddamn classy son of a bitch and I am WEAK.

Maul - Oh, sweaty. We’ve all been nutting over this hot potato since he first appeared in 1999, and we ain’t never stopping. I’m always a slut for this fucking tomato.

Vader - It’s Darth Vader. The hell you need an explanation for?? Of course he’s top tier. Who would even question??

Savage - Do you?? Even know this blog?? The FUCK you think I was going to say?? Savage Motherfucking Himbo Opress is the E P I T O M E of hotness. Tall as fuck. Thicc as fuck (EVEN THICKER ON THIS GARBAGE BLOG). Voice deep as fuck. Strong jawline and profile. I can’t even begin to describe how READY my body is for this Lorj Zabrak Boi. If you think Savage isn’t attractive, you are WRONG

[benperorsolo]

Do you have any songs that remind you of Ben? Or Reylo? Most of the playlists I've come across are for Kylo and it's just metal. Which I don't think matches him at all!

I have a Ben playlist that’s nearly 13 hours long and a reylo one that’s about 12 hours. They’ve both been curated since early 2016 and I still add to them. I keep meaning to upload a “final” canonical playlist (the Ben one started as a fic playlist for my redemption fic back in Ye Olden TFA Days) but it’s just so damn big. Since you probably don’t want 25 hours of music(?), here’s...idk a selection of them under the cut.

some ben songs:

Flares — The Script

Did you lose what won't return? Did you love but never learn? The fire's out but still it burns And no one cares, there's no one there

But did you see the flares in the sky? Were you blinded by the light?

I’ll Be Good  — James Young 

Grace is just weakness Or so I've been told I've been cold, I've been merciless But the blood on my hands scares me to death Maybe I'm waking up today

I'll be good, I'll be good And I'll love the world, like I should

CASTLE OF GLASS (esp the acoustic version)  — Linkin Park

Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass Hardly anything there for you to see

Nobody Can Save Me  — Linkin Park

So tell me it's alright, tell me I'm forgiven If only I can save me now I'm holding up a light Chasing up the darkness inside And I don't wanna let you down But only I can save me

(Un)lost  — The Maine 

Unaware of where I'm going Or if I'm going anywhere at all I'm not looking to be found Just want to feel (un) lost

Outrunning Karma  — Alec Benjamin 

He's never gonna make it, all the Poor people he's forsaken (karma) Is always gonna chase him for his lies

Saul to Paul  — Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 

For all the times I looked into your eyes and said you lie Oh, I'm sorry For all the times I looked into the sky and said I hated you I'm sorry, God forgive me

Oh, Lord please help me change From Saul to Paul Before it's too late (before it's too late)

Gabriel  — Bear’s Den

It's a part of me, Gabriel, I wish I could deny  The face that I can barely recognize  He lives inside of me every day of my life  And I can hear him, screaming in the night 

Is this all I am? And all I ever was? All that he has won is all that I have lost  Won't you hear me out, Gabriel? Can't you see the shape I'm in? Just don't leave me alone 

The Only Fire  — Motherfolk

Taught to fear my God Then that fear became a cancer And I take medicine to destroy the sin But I know, in the end it's killing me

With my heart in my hands I am ready again I am a broken man, I am

Let It Burn  — Red

I watch the city burn These dreams like ashes float away

How long can you stand the pain How long will you hide your face How long will you be afraid Are you afraid? How long will you play this game Will you fight or will you walk away How long will you let it burn Let it burn (let it burn)

Black Eyes — Radical Face

When you last left me my blood was in a jar And you kept it on your mantelpiece I couldn't count on anyone to stand there behind me And keep the dogs from dragging me off with them While I slept you crept in and pulled the rug right out from under me Then the rain stole away and took the parts that kept me functioning

Welcome Home, Son  — Radical Face

Peel the scars from off my back I don't need them anymore You can throw them out or keep them in your mason jars I've come home

Great Divide  — Ira Wolf 

I wish I could take the hands of time and turn them in reverse I'd take back every long goodbye with venom in my words The only way to be being found is getting lost at first But all I find are more bridges to burn

So am I too far gone To be running home Cause I'm longing tonight To be somewhere 'cross that great divide

Dear Wormwood   — The Oh Hellos

When I was a child I didn't hear a single word you said Things I was afraid of they were all confined beneath my bed The years have been long, and you have taught me well to hide away The things that I believe in You’ve taught me to call them all escapes

There before the flesh I saw a brighter world beyond myself In my hour of weakness you were there to see my courage fail The years have been long and you have taught me well to sit and wait Planning without acting Steadily becoming what I hate  

The Driver  —Bastille

Shout out from the bottom of my lungs A plague on both your houses This thing It's a family affair It's drawing out my weakness

Failure — Breaking Benjamin 

Tired of feeling lost, tired of letting go Tear the whole world down, tear the whole world down Tired of wasting breath, tired of nothing left Tear the whole world down, tear the whole world down

Ashes of Eden  — Breaking Benjamin 

Will the faithful be rewarded When we come to the end Will I miss the final warning From the lie that I have lived

Will the darkness fall upon me When the air is growing thin Will the light begin to pull me To its everlasting will 

Some reylo songs:

Halo — Beyonce

It's like I've been awakened Every rule I had you breaking It's the risk that I'm taking I ain't never gonna shut you outEverywhere I'm looking now I'm surrounded by your embrace Baby, I can see your halo You know you're my saving grace

Just My Soul Responding  — Amber Run

Oh, and I wanna be here when morning comes When the stars in the sky fade into one Oh, and I wanna be here when times are hard When the beating of your heart is like a drum But every day I found new ways to hurt you And every day we took our sides

Reminder  — Mumford & Sons 

A constant reminder of where I can find her A light that might give up the way Is all that I'm asking for Without her I'm lost Oh my love don't fade away

I Will Follow You Into the Dark  — Death Cab for Cutie 

Love of mine, someday you will die But I'll be close behind and I'll follow you into the dark No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white Just our hands clasped so tight, waiting for the hint of a spark

My One Safe Place  — Andrew Peterson

You're my oasis The eye of the hurricane One look at your face is all I need to remember my name So I run away home (yes I run away home to you) I was an orphan caught in a thunderstorm You open the door and welcome me into your arms So I run away home Yes I run away home to you

Save Yourself  — My Darkest Days (this is really more of a Ben POV song, so it’s like the angsty woe is me I’m a monster you shouldn’t be with me song)

I'm the devil's son, straight out of hell And you're an angel with a haunted heart If you're smart you'd run and protect yourself From the demon living in the dark There's nothing to be gained, 'cause I can never change And you can never understand my sickness (I'll never understand my sickness)

Never Giving Up On You  — Of Mice & Men

You hit the wall, lost it all And I'll find a way to wake you from this bed you've made Even though I know you want me to I'm never giving up on you

Little Light  — Lewis Watson

And all my days were young and wasted When I was waiting, oh for you And all the plans that I've been chasing are always fading But ever since I found you A little light is breaking through

Sinner  — Andy Grammer

I've been throwing stones, waiting by the river I've been on my own, praying like a sinner You've been gone too long, I'm waiting out the winter I've been on my knees, praying like, praying like a sinner Well you've built a city right in me And brick by brick and piece by piece And love in both your hands Try to make an honest man

Halo  — Starset 

I can see you running, running Every night from the same darkness It's coming, coming But you are not alone If you just say the word I'll be there by your side

Armor — Landon Austin

I'm not bullet proof when it comes to you Don't know what to say when you made me the enemy After the war is won There's always the next one I'm not bullet proof when it comes to you

Maybe I'll crash into you Maybe we would open these wounds We're only alive if we bruise So I lay down this armor

Not Alone — Red

And I'll be your hope when you feel like its over And I will pick you up when your whole world shatters And when you're finally in my arms Look up and see love has a face

I am with you I will carry you through it all I won't leave you I will catch you When you feel like letting go Cause you're not, you're not alone

Ghost (acoustic)  — Tilian 

Is it too late to go back down that road? Or take the backroads, we're not the same no Tell me I'm not dreaming again Our love is not a ghost, our love is not a ghost Could build a brand new home

Even When I’m Gone  — Quietdrive 

There's a light in my heart That can't be contained You knew right from the start That there's no one here to blame

So send me off with your love, I'll fly like a dove into the sunset of my teenage adolescence And if you're ever feeling alone Know that I'll never forget you Even when I'm gone

[broomchickabroom]

I love Star Wars, I really do. I finally got the chance to see The Rise of Skywalker again, and this time without the overwhelming stress and high expectations (and heartbreak) from years upon years of fan fiction and meta and hopes and dreams. 

I got to just sit in the theater and enjoy it, and I’m not reading enough about what other people actually liked, so here’s mine!

Finn, Chewie, and Poe playing Dejarik

Finn hopping over a barrel like fucking donkey kong when the Millennium Falcon swerves

Lightspeed Skipping!!!!!

Rey vs. Poe: “You broke my droid” / “you set my ship on fire!”

The song everyone was dancing to on Pasaana

How everyone turns to stare at C3PO, and then C3PO turns around to look behind him for what’s so interesting. BEST COMEDY PAUSE IN THE MOVIE ASIDE FROM BEN SOLO’S “OW.”

Rey’s INCREDIBLY soft eyes looking at the younglings on Passana

Cranky Trio. We love each other but we’re also PISSED to be in this SAND TUNNEL.

Rey’s lightsaber is better than Poe’s flashlight

Rey healing the sand worm!! I LOVED that, and I knew right away it was foreshadowing

Rey backflipping over Kylo’s ship, cutting off his wing, and then immediately turning to try and tear a ship out of the sky. This girl is going to END YOUR WHOLE CAREER

Zori telling Rey “Not that you care, but I think you’re alright” and Rey saying “I care” (Goddd I love her)

Leia Snark Queen Of The Universe: “Can’t You Just Bring Me Some Good News For Once!?!”

Rey “Forcing” their way onto the First Order ship.

Rey/Kylo Force bond—SO COOL with the transference of objects through the force—first the necklace and now the red berries and the Darth Vader shrine in that WHITE room. AHHHHHHH

“She’s in my chamber” (screaming)

“I’ll come tell you” (hollering)

Rey’s “I do” to Kylo’s “you know what you have to do”. (They’re married now, obviously)

FORCE JUMP TO THE FALCON

Falcon is Not Great at landing right now. Actually the Falcon always has something wrong with it and I respect that.

Space horses!!!!!

Jannah and Finn bonding over their history

Force sensitive Finn!!!

Rey “What If I Do It Anyway” Skywalker (stealing the skipper and sailing off in the storm).

Kylo’s heel-clack when he went off the edge of the wall on the Star Destroyer, and Rey’s following little tuck jump. Cuties.

The whole Death Star Lightsaber battle.

How delightfully ridiculous Kylo looks sopping wet. He just—so much lip. So much chin. PLZ

The slow-motion lightsaber drop when Leia dies

The fact that Rey HEALS BEN’S FACE SCAR when she heals his saber wound

The symbolism around Ben being “washed clean” aka soaking wet when he turns to the light.

HAN AND BEN. BEN AND HAN. “DAD”, “I KNOW”!!!!!!!!

Luke lifting the x-wing out of the water :)

Poe’s speech to the Resistance superimposed upon them all getting ready to fly out. Really, there’s almost nothing that delights me more about these movies than the sheer joyful adrenaline of them all gassing up their ships and jumping in them. To be an extra in one of those scenes, even if it’s just to run by and slap someone on the back would make my LIFE.

Daisy Ridley’s acting chops in the Sith temple, HOT DAMN

BEN SOLO’S “OW.”

Ben shooting a guy without even looking at him in true Solo Style

The Nod(TM)

THE TRANSFER OF THE SABER THROUGH THE FORCE BOND OH MY GOD I SCREAMED IN THE THEATER THE FIRST TIME AND SO DID EVERYONE ELSE THAT WAS SO FUCKING M E T A L

The Shrug(TM)

The side-by-side saber’s-up stance against Palpatine

EVERY SHIP IN THE GALAXY COMING TO THE RESISTANCE’S AID

“Where did this navy come from?” “It’s not a navy, It’s just…people”

Can’t shoot their speeders because they’re actually…space horses!

BEN climbing up a whole fucking cliff to hug Rey and look so helpless and put his big hand on her and heal her and get his first kiss

BEN SOLO’S SMILE. The smile made. my. YEAR. Rey’s toothy grin also made my heart go wobble wobble

Poe head tilt / Zori Bliss “nope”. C A C K L I N G

Final trio hug <3

[thedetectiveinthefunnyhat]

The Fan Tag Game! 

I was tagged by @cxpaldi - thank you!

Sorry this took so long - I don’t even have an excuse XD

three tv shows i would have joined friend groups in: 

Not sure about this one but... Doctor Who, The West Wing (although they’re all probably too clever for me), Primeval

(The fact that half of these friend groups are often in mortal peril suggests that I would be fine in a crisis and I highly doubt that’s true but oh well XD)

three animated universes i wouldn’t have minded living in:

Tangled is so pretty, Lion King (I wanna be a lion!!), Kiki’s Delivery Service (that place seems so sweet).

three fictional characters i relate to:

Donna Noble (Doctor Who), Ben Wyatt (Doctor Who), Gansey (Raven Cycle)

three fictional characters i wouldn’t vibe with:

Ronan Lynch (Raven Cycle, sorry I love him I just wouldn’t be able to deal with him being mean to me), Joffrey Baratheon (GOT, hate him), Kylo Ren (Star Wars, That guy would annoy me SO MUCH).

three fictional characters i’d be really good friends with:

Merlin (BBC, the cutie), The Doctor (Doctor Who, I hope? If they liked me?), Abby Maitland (Primeval).

three fictional characters i would probably most definitely have feelings for:

uhhhh I really don’t know (I’m not sure what it’s like to have feelings for someone)... probably Merlin again because yeah, Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians), and maybe young Charles Xavier (when he had hair and was James McAvoy)... I don't know XD

three villains i’d want to have a chat with over coffee (tea in my case):

Erik Lehnsherr (X-men), Mordred (Merlin), Hades (Hercules)

three superheroes i'd want to be for a day:

Professor X (I just want to know what people think about okay), Iron Man (flyinggggg), Spiderman (it would be fun yet scary to swing around).

three abilities i would want to have:

Elemental powers, Telepathy (but like not overwhelming telepathy), and flying.

three ships i sail as the fierce captain i am!

Merthur (I will go down with this ship), Arthur & Eames (Inception), Henry and Alex (Red, White, and Royal Blue).

three fictional female characters i feel empowered by:

CJ Cregg (The West Wing), Martha Jones (Doctor Who), Lila Bard (Shades of Magic)

three fictional male characters with good ethics and morals i believe deserve more recognition:

Alucard (Shades of Magic), Connor Temple (Primeval), Lancelot (Merlin)

three fictional lgbtq+ characters i would take bullets for:

Simon (Love, Simon), Henry (Red, White, and Royal Blue), Sissix (The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet).

three fictional places i would have liked to visit:

Narnia, Tal’Dorei (Critical Roll), Red London (Shades of Magic).

three costumes worn by fictional characters i would have rocked:

I like to think I would suit Thirteen’s costume (Doctor Who), would love to wear Kell’s coat (Shades of Magic), and Obi-Wan Kenobi’s (I just really want to try wearing Jedi Robes okay).

three character tropes to describe myself: 

Cuteness Proximity, Nature Lover, Pacifist

This was hard but fun!! Not going to tag anyone but if you want something to do then feel free!

[thefudge]

scattered thoughts on sanditon so far 

this is a fun romp from andrew davies and there’s a lot to like and be invested in

but i do have some observations/ gripes

obviously davies is going for a modern/sexed up adaptation of austen and i have mixed thoughts on that, cuz there’s a lot of interesting stuff you can do with that, but you can also botch it up big time (i’m glad he didn’t do this to p&p back in 1995...i wonder what that adaptation would’ve looked like today. probably full monty darcy, lol). so i think some elements verge on the ridiculous, for instance having almost every dude in this show strip naked in front of a crowded beach several times in a row. ditto for theo james. i don’t mind the view (hehe) but i think it’s inserted awkwardly at times. like okay, we get it, it’s a beach resort and we’re trying to make austen edgy in 2019.... just maybe indulge a little less and literally keep it in your pants. 

this being a more modern adaptation i don’t mind hair and make-up anachronisms, but i DO mind the fact that rose williams sports this really weird shade of fuchsia lipstick in almost every single scene. stop iiiit

speaking of which, rose williams is a cutie and i loved her on reign, but i don’t understand what she’s doing with her face in this series. don’t get me wrong, she does a good job of making charlotte very likable, but the only way she can express...anything, really, is by making these confused faces, like a child practicing frowning in the mirror. it’s...really awkward. and she does this all the time, whether she’s happy or sulky or nervous, she just always looks like she’s trying to figure out the fibonacci sequence.  i mean it’s hilarious when u have theo james going all gruff to her about his feelings and rose williams is that gif of the blond lady doing math in her head. her acting is pretty good otherwise, but those faceeeees.

esther denham is my goddamn FAVE, gosh i love a Disappointed Queen and i’m glad she’s getting away from that boring skeevy brother. for once the incestuous siblings didn’t do it for me at all (which is pretty much the point lol). there’s nary a dude more uninteresting than edward whatshisface, my gaaaawd (also, davies trying to ramp up the sexiness with those scenes of edward brushing her hair or doing her stays...lol, sir, this rly isn’t your strength i’m sorry)

but i have to say that i thought esther and clara would be a thing. because my gosh, the chemistry during their scenes! the way they’d glide past each other with utmost contempt, while being disquieted by each other @___@. i mean it’s an austen adaptation, so i guess they’d never go there but!!! i need fic (would’ve made clara more bearable at least. i appreciate her character objectively cuz she’s an interesting pseudo-antagonist and you don’t get many of those, but blerghh. she was insufferable)

i was kinda (actually very) disappointed that the relationship between sidney and his ward, georgiana, wasn’t really developed. like there’s one more episode to go (as far as i know?) and they’ve barely scratched the surface with them. i mean he’s halfway decent to her now.... but ehh. i feel like this was a missed opportunity. after all, this was austen’s unfinished novel, so andrew davies & co could have added more material between these two. this, to me, should have been the real heart of the series. 

i like otis as a character, but georgiana/otis was zzzzzz. i suppose that they’ll end up together? zzzzzzzzzz (i frankly ship her way more with arthur! she finds him infuriating! he’s a sweetheart! the shenanigans!)

that German doctor is the real MVP, i feel like he should be sanditon’s no. 1 bachelor. i mean the shower rod??? providing pleasure to all the ladies in town, what a hero 

the soundtrack is rly rad! and the cinematography

i love how the show captures austen’s growing interest in the industrialized modern world which was emerging in the twilight years of the regency and i feel like maybe the show should’ve invested more time in that modern aesthetic (steampunk!) rather the awkward sexual shenanigans 

so....i can’t delay the inevitable anymore, can i? sigghh okay here i go

sidney/charlotte...annoys me. 

HEAR ME OUT.

 u know that i love LOVE “enemies to lovers” and hate/love stories, i LIVE FOR THIS SHIT. 

and i was ready to gorge on this dynamic because it looked delish 

 but i felt like michael bluth finding the dead pigeon in the paper bag. 

from what i can gather, sidney is supposed to be a mixture of darcy and capt wentworth, “haughty” and proud, with a history of romantic disappointment, a brooding sexy hero with a heart of gold. but to me this dude just comes off as weird. 

there’s legit no reason for him to be THIS mean to this young girl he just met. he is not just an asshole, he is ridiculously over the top about it, to the point where he makes a fool of himself. i am FINE with a man telling a woman off, believe me, but it has to have some kind of motivation, some kind of reasoning behind it. here, it just feels like the plot needs him to be utterly shitty to charlotte so that “sparks will fly”. that first ep convo on the balcony??? wtf???? it was genuinely bizarre. i got weird incel vibes. and every time he lashes out at charlotte (at least in the first 4 episodes) it’s fucking silly, because it’s not like he lashes out because she’s scratching the surface of his innermost painful memories. no!!! many of their arguments revolve around basic things that he could easily clarify!!! which he does eventually, so like whyyyyyyyyyy. charlotte keeps telling him he’s being vague for no good reason and he still does it. it doesn’t make sense he’d be this guarded and outspoken at the same time. like, fine, keep that shit to yourself, don’t tell ppl, but don’t also get pissed at them when they don’t guess your mind. again, i love an antagonist dynamic when it’s done right, but here many times it’s just pointless bullying, it’s not sexy or fun or challenging. the writers keep making charlotte apologize to him about how “wrong” she got him and how he makes her doubt her judgement but it sounds fake to me. like a) this dude went out of his way to be a total assface to you from day one, b) none of that bullying was him trying to coax you into having a more complicated view of the world. when darcy rebukes elizabeth, he is hinting at her limited point of view. he’s not blatantly negging her or calling her stupid as this dude does. AND U KNO WHAT.

i’d be absolutely fine with him calling her stupid IF IT MADE SENSE WITHIN THE STORY 

like if charlotte had truly done smth stupid during the first episode, sure, fine, it’s somewhat warranted 

but for him to decide she’s an idiot for no other reason than her making some honestly super nice remarks about his brothers when he asked for her opinion is THE HEIGHT OF NONSENSE 

it’s even more nonsense when 2 episodes later he decides maybe she’s not that dumb after all FUCK U MR. EDGELORD

and it makes me pity charlotte cuz she’ll probably marry this dude and have to deal with him in his old age when he’ll be even more insufferable. 

and i totally get the appeal. i do! i mean their scenes are manufactured to make you want more of them, i see the chemistry, it’s there (and we’re already at a point in the series where he’s trying to make amends) but at the same time i’m put off by this dude’s intensity, cuz it’s not the hot kind of intensity...it’s more like he’s a giant dumb baby who breaks things. meh. theo james is very pretty tho, and he is doing the most with his character (that voice def helps!). but i wish this antagonistic relationship had been written better, because it could’ve been glorious

this is why i think sidney/georgiana should’ve been so much more present. just like darcy has his georgiana we need the humanizing element, we need to see more variety from this dude than just “guy who clearly needs anger management classes”. 

i’m pretty sure i’m in the minority or possibly one of two ppl not won over by this romance, and i can’t lie and say i don’t root for them. too much of this show is predicated on their clashes for them not to work it out and get together, but boyyyy do i wish they’d done it a bit better

i almost feel like a reylo anti lol, but at least kylo ren doesn’t neg rey every single time they talk 

also, i go back to rose williams’ faces because they just rly enhance how clumsy this dynamic is. theo james is doing byronic asshole 2.0 and charlotte looks at him like he’s developed a smell lmao. i mean the scene where she catches him naked? she turns around and FROWNS in this rly bizarre way, almost like she noticed a growth on his dick lmao it’s that bad 

anyway i totally get the appeal, but i also know what i want from this kind of dynamic and...this ain’t quite it 

honestly i think i prefer charlotte/cute architect guy whose name i don’t remember right now! 

that being said, my fave moments of this show are the most austen-esque, where ppl don’t take themselves so seriously. i mean the adventures of the perennially-ailing parker siblings (arthur & diana)? deeeelightful. the pineapple scene? glorious

also it makes me sad that sanditon was left unfinished because to see austen tackling georgiana’s character in depth would have been so, so interesting 

in conclusion, the show’s a lot of fun but also frustrating in many ways

i hope davies doesn’t set his eyes on re-adapting p&p or other austen classics because ermmm i know i’m trash but i am kind of tired of these sexed-up “look how scandalous we are behind closed doors” adaptations. you can make the regency era feel modern and relatable without “shocking hand job in the estate park” pls and thank u. sure, the regency era was the inheritor of the sexually relaxed 18th-century, but it wasn’t that relaxed yall. ppl still kept their wits and bonnets about them.

still, i’m glad this show exists and that it tries to take risks, i just wish it took different kinds of risks, if that makes sense. like i am SO bummed i didn’t get into sidney/charlotte, u have no idea 

[fanficsandmoregalore]

Love By Moonlight

Kylo Ren x Reader chapt 2

While Kylo Ren was planning a festival, similar plans were being made in the Village La Resistance, under the rule of alpha couple, Leia and Han. The two had hosted several small parties, similar to festivals, but only certain packs were allowed to attend, for the safety of the village. They were called "confrences", but they were too formal and the villagers were usually bored by them. Like Kylo, Leia and Han had many allies and a fairly large pack but it was still a very closed community. Their village was a bit less advanced than Kylo's but that was okay. Everyone knew everyone which is why they decided to try to host another festival. Leia had gotten news that a handful of her villagers had not found their soulmates. One of those villagers was Rey's good friend, (y/n), who was a very shy omega.

 "(Y/n), come on!" Rey excitedly cheered as she dragged you to the center of the village. Rey had been talking about the plans for the festival nonstop since she heard Leia talk about it with Han. She was so excited for you to possibly meet your soulmate. She always felt bad for you, figuring you must've been so lonely. Truth be told, you were fine on your own, you sometimes preferred it. At last, Rey had successfully dragged you to the village square for the big announcement. News must travel fast because everyone was talking about the festival when you arrived. Leia and Han walked out of their home that was at the center of the village and everyone cheered immediately upon seeing their faces. Han signaled for everyone to quiet down.

 "We will be hosting yet another conference with our usual allies." Leia stated with a serious tone. The villagers all began to chatter amongst themselves, obviously very confused. Then Leia smiled and giggled a bit, making Han smile and chuckle.

 "She's kidding everyone. This year, we will be bringing back an old tradition. We are going to be hosting a festival!" And with that, everyone cheered. Except you, of course. You didn't like the confrences and the festival would only be a larger, more rowdy version of them.

 "Isn't this great?! A festival! I'm so excited!" Finn asked Rey loudly so she could hear him over the crowd. Finn was Rey's mate. Rey found Finn alone and hurt after he had saved Poe, another member of your pack and another one of your friends. Finn was originally in Kylo's pack but left because he felt out of place and didn't agree with their customs but nobody ever really asked him about it, he was just accepted as a new member when he arrived.

 "Yeah! Maybe we'll finally find out who this cutie's soulmate is." And there he was, Poe. He wrapped his arms around your shoulders from behind you and kissed your cheek, making you blush. Rey and Finn laughed and began to talk between themselves. Poe was always a big flirt when it came to you but you never returned the gestures. He was only a friend, nothing more and nothing less. But no matter what you told Rey, she was convinced you and Poe were soulmates.

 "You as excited as Finn, (y/n)?" Poe whispered into your ear. You shook your head and he hugged you.

 "I am. I hope i find my soulmate this time 'round. Maybe i have but i just haven't heard her sweet voice siging out to me." Poe's whisper was smooth but still not romantically appealing to you. Many girls in the village and elsewhere hoped they were destined to be Poe's mate but he had his heart set on you.  Poe went from having his arms around your shoulders to having his hand resting around your hip as he talked next to you with Rey and Finn.

 "You guys, i'm going to go home." You said quietly. They were too busy happily talking about the festival to hear you and you sighed. This wasn't unusual of them and it didn't make you upset or anything, it was just the fact that they didn't understand you. That's what you wanted from a mate, someone who understood how you felt. Poe was nice and all but he was too affectionate and loud for your liking. And his singing never called out to you, he sang to you often so you were definitely sure, but he kept trying anyway. You removed yourself from Poe's grip, which caught his attention, and started walking towards your home outside of the village. Poe gently grabbed your shoulder as he caught up to you, though you had only gotten a few feet away.

 "(Y/n), where are you going? Leia and Han were going to talk more about the festiva-"

 Poe stopped and began to growl, putting you behind him protectively, baring his fangs and his nails turned to claws. You heard gasps from the other villagers and looked over Poe's shoulder to see a blonde lady in a knight's suit of armor, a ginger who wore a black coat and black pants tucked into his boots, and a pack of grey wolves behind them, all showing their fangs. Han was quick to come and get between the visitors, you and Poe, who was still shielding you.

 "What the hell do you want?" Han questioned sternly, he seemed to know them and not in a good way. The blonde only rolled her eyes and looked to the ginger. He scoffed and handed Han a piece of parchment. Leia joined his side and looked at the page as well while the red-haired man spoke.

 "Your son, Kylo Ren, decided to bring back tradition and is hosting a festival."

 "Kylo Ren is not my son." Han hissed out, with resent lacing his words.

 "Either way, due to the code of our kind, we must invite all the neighboring packs and what not, that means you as well. That has our location and a list of who all has recieved an invitation. It's up to you whether or not you want to attend."

Han scoffed, crumbling the thing in his hands.

"No thanks."

"We'll inform Kylo Ren that you won't be coming. What a shame." The ginger said sarcastically and with that, the strangers left. Leia looked at Han with hurt eyes as if he had insulted her directly.

"Han, this might be our only chance to see our son again! What were you thinking?!"

 "Kylo Ren is a monster. Our son isn't." After that, Han gave the parchment to Leia and walked away. Leia looked at you and Poe, asking if you two were alright.

"I'm fine. You okay, (y/n)?" Poe said, he turned to you, looking normal again. You nodded and stood there awkwardly as Rey and Finn came over to join you.

"Leia, what are we gonna do? You're not actually considering going to Starkiller Village, are you?" Finn asked. Leia let out a sigh and looked in the direction the strangers had came from.

"He's my son. I haven't seen him since we ..... i want to go. I want to see him." Leia stated defiantly, "But Han will more than likely not let me go...at least not alone." Leia smiled at the four of you. You knew exactly where she was going with this and you didnt want any part of it.

You tried to tell her you didnt want to go, you were only an omega.

"Leia, i'd love to help bu-"

"Great! We'll meet back here in the morning to go to Starkiller Village and scope things out. If it seems fine, we'll attend Be-...Kylo's festival." Leia didn't like hearing her son's new name leave her mouth but the feeling of sadness was quickly replaced by joy when she thought about how she'd win her son back and they'd all be happy. Everyone split up, heading to their own homes, and you heading off to yours.

Early the next morning, against your better judgement, you showed up to the spot to meet with Leia, Rey, Finn, and Poe. They were waiting for you and before you got close to the others, Poe came over to you.

"Listen, (y/n). If we get there and anything happens, you stick close to me. I'll protect you, alright?"

"Sure thing, Poe. Thanks."

Poe gently pinched your cheek as he smiled.

"Anything for my girl."

You smiled but internally cringed. It was cute, too cute. You both walked the few feet to get with the rest of your group. Leia had a map and you could see where she had circled the location for Starkiller Village. It wasn't too far actually but it wasn't close either, a good 30 miles, if not more. You were uneasy as Leia talked about her plan. You had heard so many bad things about that village and even worse things about its alpha, Kylo Ren. You didn't know what he looked like but your friends described him as a scarred monster, a truly terrible human being, and so on and so forth.

"If we are separated by some chance, i want you all to find the river, follow it upstream to the waterfall and wait there until morning. I will come find you." Leia stated, pointing to the river in the map. And with that, the group was off. Leia was unaware that Han was very aware of her plans and was following your group, to make sure his wife was safe and, even if he didn't admit it, to see his son who he had cast out all those years ago.

- meanwhile -

"YOU DID WHAT!?" Kylo screamed at Hux. Hux rolled his eyes as Kylo began to destroy an entire room with his bare hands.

"I invited your parents' village; it's the code of werewolves to invite all the ne-"

"I know the damn code but I gave you direct orders not to invite them!"

"Sir, if you're going to host a festival, you have to do it right. And that means, all packs are invited, allies or not." Phasma added. Kylo threw another chair at the the wall, it shattered from the force he threw it with.

"I don't know why you're so angry, they're not coming anyway. Your father, Han Solo, was very clear about that."

"Han Solo is not my father!" Kylo growled, his eyes were a burning yellow. If he got any more upset, he'd wind up destroying his entire home. Hux chuckled to himself, recalling Han saying something similar about Kylo. Kylo sat in his throne chair, the only one remaining, and sighed as he pinched his temple.

"This was a bad idea. Nobody will want to show up." Kylo thought out loud. He was sure nobody would attend his festival and that he wouldn't find his soulmate after all.

"It would appear you're wrong. We have company." Hux stated as he looked out the window. Kylo stood and looked out the window. In the woods, he saw his mother leading 4 others. Kylo growled loudly but it escalated into a loud scream of anger.

"Did you guys hear that?"

Poe looked around, you were all close to the village by now but still in the woods.

"Poe, be quiet or we'll be spotted." Finn warned his friend in a whisper. And as if on cue, your group was surrounded by a pack of wolves similar to the ones from before. You all gathered around Leia to keep her safe but she stepped forward and from the shadows came the one she wanted to see. He circled around your group, slowly, looking over each and everyone one of you before stopping again in front of his mother.

"Hello, Ben."

"That's not my name." Kylo quickly replied, "What do you want, mother?"

"I want to come to your festival." She stated with a smile, clearly not frightened at all. Kylo frowned and turned his back to his mother. You looked at Kylo, he wasn't nearly as scary looking as everyone said.

"If my beta hadn't gone against my orders, you wouldn't even have an invitation. I'm feeling generous so I'll let you leave in peace....this time. But don't come back. Ever."

"What a jerk."

Everyone turned to look at you. You covered your mouth, regretting your sudden outburst. Kylo walked over to you and towered over you, trying to be intimidating. Poe was right by you, an arm already in front of you in case Kylo tried anything, and Kylo took note of it.

"And who are you? I know the rest of these people, but you are...new." Kylo asked, but he wasn't interested, he was annoyed and wanted to know who he was annoyed with.

"Uh, i'm (y/n)."

"Hmm, interesting." Kylo backed up and thought for a minute. He pointed at you but looked at his mother.

"Give her to me. Consider her collateral. You can come back and get her on the day of the festiva, and she satys here so i know that you won't plan some sort of attack. Deal?"

"No! Take me instead!" Poe took hold of your hand and begged Kylo. Kylo smirked and shook his head.

"I knew you'd say that, Dameron. But you're not as pretty to look at." Kylo said, purposely trying to make Poe angry, and he did.

"Come on." Kylo said to you before turning to walk back to his village.

"What if i say no?" You asked. Kylo turned on his heel and faced you. You were feeling surprisingly confident for someone who is always really shy and nervous around strangers.

"If you say no, then you can go back to your village, no problem, but you will never come back to mine. Not for some festival or any other reason."

You looked at Leia then back to Kylo and sighed. Leia was always there for you, it was time you returned the favor. She really wanted to go to this festival all to see her son and you were gonna be the reason she did. You looked up at Kylo and he smirked again, knowing your answer.

"Right this way, (y/n)."

[halfbittenmoon]

Prediction #2 Rey is still a Kenobi.

2. Rey may be nobody (and when I first saw TLJ in theaters, I was a fan of that premise) but if this is going where I now think it’s going (you’ll see) she HAS to be a Kenobi, or everyone at Disney has lost their minds.

Exhibit A: First and foremost. THIS is what the director had to say about whether this was the truth or not. Shady at best. “He’s not lying in that moment.” I think this means Kylo did see her parents buried in the desert when they touched hands, but that’s Rey’s fear in her head, not the truth. It was a self-fulfilling prophecy that both of them believe.

Exhibit B: Both actors that play Obi-Wan Kenobi make audio appearances in Rey’s original flashback/vision in TFA. Old Ben’s distinct voice calls “Rey?” and Ewan whispers “these are only your first steps” at the end in short succession. For the same character (one Rey has never met, and will never meet) to make, not one, but TWO appearances in different incarnations is a big deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aflaQi3kID

Exhibit C: Rey and Kylo’s first fight and Anakin and Obi-Wan’s last fight HIGHLY resemble each other both in choreography and symbolic power positions (see: acting technique)  Physically, we can see for ourselves in the choreography.  

Look at those cuties with their blue laser swords. (There are more examples if you watch the actual fight scenes side by side)

Next, we’ll look at some visual symbolism--

Here we see Anakin and Obi-Wan locking grips with a fiery back drop.

And here we see Rey and Ren locking grips with an icy back drop.

(Important to note: it’s been referenced time and time again that this snowy battle was one of the first scenes to be visualized for TFA, with an emphasis on J.J. saying “SNOW” repeatedly in all the behind the scenes. Symbolically, that would be important as he wrote it. Extreme fire then extreme ice as the world that they battle on crumbles: a not so obvious yet extremely-obvious-once-you-see-it parallel to make the audience go “OOOOOH” later.

More emotional choreography:

A block and upward slash that takes down the cocky Skywalker and mutilates him.

A block and upward slash that takes down the cocky Skywalker and mutilates him.

Our merciful victor.

(Both of these fights, on an emotional level, tell the same narrative-- our “good guy” light-sider, merciful and just, serves violent consequences to our “bad guy” dark-sider for his deplorable actions. For Anakin, it was “killing younglings” for Ren, it was killing our beloved Han. Both light-siders burn with the frustration of “Why would you do this?”)

Our broken loser.

And here we see the infamous “high ground” both morally and physically.

As well as its reappearance.

Here’s where things differ and why “full circle” is important. On a macro level, this is a soap opera of Skywalkers and Kenobi. The prequel trilogy is about the terrible Skywalker padawan and the Kenobi master that failed him.  

Then, the original trilogy is about the Kenobi master that heals his own mistakes and DOESN’T fail the new Skywalker who in turn redeems the one he failed.

Now, old wounds have opened up. A new Skywalker follows in the footsteps of that failed Kenobi legacy. Worse, the Skywalker mentored by Old Ben (Luke) who redeemed the original Skywalker trained by Obi-Wan (Anakin) has now failed the newest Skywalker (Kylo Ren) considering he nearly murdered him. Now what family would be symbolically responsible for redeeming this newest Skywalker incarnation? Right. An ancestor of Kenobi. A descendant of the original fuck up saves another fuck up descendant.

Furthermore, if Rey is a Kenobi and she brings Kylo back to the light, those old Skywalker/ Kenobi wounds will finally be healed. Thus, full circle. The force is finally balanced after being imbalanced all those generations ago.

Smaller cases for Rey Kenobi:

-the allowance of Daisy’s accent (Important note: John Boyega does not get to use his natural British accent)

-Obi-Wan’s iconic Jedi Mind Tricks and Rey’s natural inclination to tap into them as well

-Does this look like the ship of “filthy junk traders?” (this is the model she sees fly away in her TFA flashback)

-While we haven’t referenced Kenobis once in the new trilogy (suspicious at best) Kylo Ren’s name is BEN. Not a coincidence. It’s a hint. A reminder. A piece of the bigger puzzle.

-JUST LOOK AT WHAT THEY WEAR

-In TFA (widely accused of being a clone of A New Hope narratively) Rey camp-ily sneaks around the base just like good ol’ Ben.

We’re finally to prediction three. GRAY. See you soon.

See Prediction #1 from yesterday here: 

https://southernbeastsnorthernbound.tumblr.com/post/182257285523/my-best-predictions-for-star-wars-episode-ix

[apawcalypsemeow]

Top 10 Husbandos

Rules: list your top 10 husbandos or waifu (as in fictional characters from tv shows, video games, and/or anime), and then tag people

Thanks for the tag @little-scribble and I love your choices!

It took me a while to compile this list as I realized the characters I find most intriguing (Kylo Ren, Gollum, Feanor, Zuko, etc) and those I find sexiest (Kylo Ren again), are not always the type I would want a relationship with. They’ve got to have the whole package to be my husbando! 

So without further ado...

1. Kit Fiso (The Clone Wars)

The smile, the snark, the voice, the genuine Jedi values, the tentacles, the shirtless scenes, mmmmm. I’ll take this fish raw and wriggling...

2. Faramir (Lord of the Rings)

A genuinely kind sweet lovable character despite the fact that he has seen some shit (tm). This cinnamon roll even flat out rejected the One Ring in the books, how pure! And a cutie to boot just look at those soulful eyes T_T

3. Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings runner-up)

Another cinnamon roll, this time a humble hopeless romantic and future family man with a heart of gold. The true hero of the Lord of the Rings thanks to his loyalty, perseverance, optimism, and faith in his friends. Also likes to cook and garden. What’s not to love? 

Note: when I told my husband about these two choices and my reasons he said, “well I’m basically a combination of the two.” asldfkjsdlkfjlknjkhj HE’S RIGHT =X

4. Professor Willow (Pokemon Go)

Omg this silver fox blew me away when the game was released. His looks, his endless curiosity, his love of animals pokemon. I’m not into daddy kink but oh man I would be for him!

5. Justin (secret of NIMH)

My first fictional childhood crush. They had no right making this rat as charming and gentlemanly and perfect as he is. Honestly how dare?!?!

6. The Beast (Beauty and the Beast)

Another childhood crush. A big ol teddy bear with a rough exterior and a heart of gold. His honest yet awkward eagerness once he starts opening up to Belle just gives me the warm fuzzies. What a lovable dork. I both related to the Beast and wanted to cuddle up next to him as a kid. And as a bonus for adult Erin, he turns into Fabio at the end. 

7. Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)

Of course everybody loves him after the actor miraculously became ridiculously hot, but honestly my crush on Neville started in Goblet of Fire and would have continued even if he kept the buck teeth and awkward looks. That moment when everybody else is being salty after the Yule Ball and he just waltzes in on cloud nine with that enchanted look on his face made me fall in love with him instantly. Another lovable dork (oh no, is my type showing?). He is the nerd who finally found his place and the confidence he gains from that is every bit as sexy and the hunk puberty turns him into. 

8. Splinter (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

A wise, responsible, honorable, caring, family man rat (dear self: why are there so many rats on this list??? I don’t have a thing I swear =X ). I love all iterations of Splinter, but by far my favorite is the 2012 Nickelodeon show. His design is so gorgeous, and he has that same type of wise playful snarky borderline silly humor that Yoda has in the original trilogy, it is hilarious!  

9. Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

I have so many feelings about this cute lovable dork farmkid turned mature yet still earnest hero of the galaxy (especially his RotJ getup, me-ow!). 

10. Westley (Princess Bride)

A Good Boy (tm) with a little bit of a dark side, handsome devil face, and dry witty humor. No more needs said.  

Tag list. As always, no pressure and if you’ve already done it send the link my way cause I’d still love to see your answers! @usethehorseluke, @padme-amidalanaberrie, @mrsvioletwrites, @kylossren, @snowywarriors, @ss-reylo, @carrie-reylo, @lothbug, @kylossren, @seducedbykylo, @fernandabarrera

[nerdyangeldetective]

Illness. [Kylo Ren x Reader]

Requested by the cutie @hellopeople22 ♥:

“ H-hi!? I'm pretty new to this, but it would make my day if you could write a x reader with Kylo please about an apprentice reader and stuff ( so generic right lol) that gets, out of the blue, a terminal illness and is really sick and stuff and Kylo doesn't notice the warning signs right away by he's the supreme leader and it's stressful, but then she collapses or something and the doctors have to tell Kylo that his Apprentice may die. Please don't make them a couple in the beginning but make them a couple in the end. Please don't kill off the reader. I think I would die 😂 thanks!!!! “

A/N: I hope you’ll enjoy it! The idea was soooo awesome I write it in a day! ♥

Warning: Illness, mention of blood, medical stuff and fluffyness. 

Word count: 2.124

Huge thanks to my sweetie @pameladoesthings for the drawing. ♥

Whoever thought the First Order would do an exam day? No one, and still... It’s happening for the Knight Of Ren. 

Kylo is the new Supreme Leader, everything happened so fast that you were all surprised. You are a total of seven Knight and Kylo was training all of them. He was proud but now, they needed to protect him even more and he only wants the best one to be near him everytime he’s moving. That’s why he decided to do this little exam where he fights all you and will judge if you’re able to stay with him or not. 

However, it’s been a few weeks since you are feeling extremely tired and getting out of breath after your training but you only think it’s just because you’re tired or need some rest, nothing too serious. You got in the Knight Of Ren after being rescued by the First Order in some miserable planet, your force sensitivity was so high that Kylo and Snoke sensed it both, like every Knights. 

It’s been nearly seven years that you’re here and quite a friend with everyone and Kylo was one of them, he was a good friend and you like this relationship you have with him. Despite what everyone is saying, he can laugh and be funny! 

You were sitting in a chair, waiting for your turn while watching Kaisa coming back from the fight she had with Kylo; a bottle of water in her hand, she was looking at you with a raised eyebrow, she seemed worried. 

“Are you okay, [Y/N]? You’re so pale.” she took a sip from her bottle and look at you, analyzing your face. “Yes, yes, I’m fine just a little bit tired.” you said nicely.

“You lost some weight. You’re looking thinner than last week.” And she was right. You lost five kilograms in one week and started to get really exhausted and coughing a lot but you just shake your head. “No, it’s fine. I guess the training is why I’m getting thinner, don’t worry, okay?” 

She tilted her head and said nothing else. You chose to be the last one to fight to get some rest while waiting but more the time pass, more you were feeling bad and your breathing was heavy and fast. Nobody was there anymore and Kylo was waiting for you. 

“[Y/N], it’s your turn.” said Kylo while smirking. He always gets excited to fight with you, it’s always intense when you’re both fighting together so you got up and take a breath, taking your lightsaber in your hand to get in the fighting room. 

You ignited your lightsaber and started to fight but in a minute, you were on the floor, breathing heavily, your face had no color and your eyes were widened. “How... How did t-this.. happened?” you said, in a state of shock while Kylo just shrugged. 

“I don’t know, you should focus.” He said looking disappointed. You got on your feet and looked around you to see where you lightsaber is, but Kylo had it in his hands. 

“Try to take it from me, maybe this will help you to focus.” Kylo was looking at your face, he seemed to try to see if something was wrong with you but when you tried to take back your lightsaber, you found yourself being unable to. It wasn’t moving so you reached your hand and tried to focus even more and you could feel some drop of sweat on your forehead. You were still breathing heavily, trying really hard to get it back. 

“S-s... Stop t-trying to.. ah.. to keep it, Kylo!” you said quite angry but he just frowned. “I’m not doing anything.” 

You were getting more and more weak by trying so heard. “Stop it.” said your master, but you didn’t listen to him. “No, I-I’m not weak!” you were disappointed in you. Why is your force suddenly gone? 

“[Y/N] Stop it, now! Your nose is bleeding, stop, now! It’s an order!” he said, raising his voice. You listened to him this time, struggling to breathe. You fall on your knee, breathing heavily and quickly. Kylo put the lightsabers on the floor and kneeled near you, putting a hand on your back. 

“What is happening? Don’t tell me you’re having a panic at-” he didn’t finish his sentence, you were now coughing and blood was coming out of your mouth. You were feeling dizzy, weak and like you were about to throw up. 

Kylo looked around him but no one was there to help him, so he took you on his arm and rushed to the medical bay. When he entered the room, the nurses and doctors put you on a bed. The only thing you were feeling was fear and the last thing you saw the face of Kylo who seemed worried about your condition. 

You woke up after a day. The doctor made you asleep to ease the pain but you didn’t expect the oxygen mask on your face. Fear taking over, you looked around yourself, panicked but you only saw the nurse and the doctor talking. You moaned in pain, your body was aching at every move you were doing. That’s why you just closed your eyes and instantly fall asleep. 

But after a minute, you were coughing quite violently, blood staining the white sheets and the inside of the mask that a nurse put away quickly. 

“Go get the Supreme Leader, now!” yelled the doctor at one of the nurses who rushed outside. After a few things, you were successful breathing in the oxygen mask, you were feeling so weak that you were ashamed of it. 

You were in the medical room with Kylo, looking at your face. You woke up when you sensed his presence near you. “K-Ky-..” 

He shook his head. “Don’t speak.” You sighed. “T-t... Tell me wh-what .. W-what is.. is happening?” you frowned your eyebrows, looking into his hazel eyes. 

“Nothing. You’re going to be okay.” You saw his lips trembling, it’s always like this when he’s lying. 

“Liar.” you said weakly while he looked on the floor, a knot forming on his throat. “You.. You have tuberculosis. The doctors said you..” He frowned his eyebrows, looking away again. 

“T-they.. They’re saying what?” Eyes full of tears, you were afraid to hear that you’re going to die. 

“ They said you’re not going to make it..” his own eyes were full of tears, his lower lips trembling but you just cough a little and looked away. 

“Is... Is the Supreme L-Leader showing.. his emotions? You can.. replace me eas-” 

“Don’t say that. You’re not just someone, you’re [Y/N]. You’re... You’re my friend.” his voice was low like he was afraid to get caught saying something he should not. “And you’re going to leave me.” 

You were crying. And when he noticed it, he softened. “I’m sorry.” 

Seeing you were starting the breath heavily, he took the oxygen mask in his hand and put it on your face. “There... Breath... Slowly okay?”

You stayed like that for a few minutes, looking at each other until he put the mask away, both of his hands on your cheek. “[Y/N] I-I... Please, don’t leave me.” he was whispering and you were quite surprised. He never shows his emotion, and you felt like it was another man but you just smiled at him, feeling light-headed. 

He took a step back and sighed. “Get some rest. I’ll be back in a few hours, okay?” 

You nodded and closed your eyes, trying to sleep but after two hours, you were coughing, unable to breathe, your nose bleeding.  This crisis was violent and this time, your hear stopped, twice actually. Kylo was there, it happened when he was coming back and the fact that he wasn’t able to do anything, only watching you behind a thick glass was making him mad.

“Supreme Leader... I think... I think we have a solution but it’s 50% effective. It can save her but.. but it can also kill her.” said the doctor, looking at the large figure of Kylo Ren. 

“Do it. Do everything you can.” he said, his eyes still on your body lying on this white large bed. You looked so peaceful that it was killing him inside. 

“Supreme Leader, I hate to say this but... you should say goodbye, just in case some-” he wasn’t able to finish his sentence, you had another crisis and this time, you were convulsing. Kylo entered the room with the doctor. 

“I need you to maintain her in place, now!” Kylo frowned, the doc yelling at him but he obeyed and put both of his hand on your shoulders while the doc put a needle into your veins, the thick blue liquid going into it. 

Your body stopped convulsing, you weren’t moving anymore, your breathing was getting slower and Kylo’s heart was beating faster and faster. His hands on your cheeks, he slowly stroke them, on the verge to cry. 

“Please... Please.” he whispered, ignoring the doctor that was looking at him nervously. “We need to wait a few minutes to see if it work or not, Supreme Leader.”

“Leave us alone.” his sharp voice said while his gaze is not leaving your pale face. He obeys and you were there, with Kylo, nearly dead. 

One of his hand started to stroke your hair. “I beg you... Don’t leave me like everyone... I love you, please, don’t die.” a tear coming down his right cheek, he swallowed his pride and kissed your cold lips that were turning quite white. 

Suddenly, your eyes opened and you were breathing fast that’s when he took a step back to let the doctor and nurses take care of you. He smiled and put his own mask on, a thing he haven’t done in a while. He already showed too much of his soft side so he walked out the room, sitting on a chair and waiting. 

A day later, he didn’t saw you since he kissed you, but now that you were alive, he took care of some business he had to do. You were wondering where he was because you could swear you heard him and sensed him kiss you when the remedy was kicking in. You touched your lips, sighing. 

“Am I disturbing you?” a voice said, making you turn around. You smiled and got on your feet. He was about to yell at you to stay on your bed but you were standing in front of him and your little body was hugging him, your arms around his waist. 

“Kylo, I’m so happy to see you.. I-I thought I would die and never saw you again!” you closed your eyes, smelling his perfume and raised your head. He didn’t have his mask so he was quite shocked and you could see it. Feel it. 

His large arms encircled your body, and he kissed your forehead. “I love you.” he said, nearly whispering it. You smiled and allows him to kiss you, it was full of feelings, full of love. 

When it was over, you started to chuckle. 

“What’s so funny?” Kylo said, surprised. 

“I had to be dying for you to realize you were in love with me. That’s cute.” 

Kylo sighed, annoyed but still smiled to you, kissing your lips to make you shut up. 

“Get some rest, kitty.”

[polymolly]

The Last jedi spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned.

There are not many movies lately that left me satisfied after the end of it so I’m please to say new Star Wars gave me the kind of filmgasm that I craved for. It was a really great movie, they’ve succesfully continued from where they left it in TFA. I was invested and entertained and through most of it not at all disappointed. I definitely need the novelisation now, to get deeper into it, but for now I need to get through the good and bad things.

- I loved the fact that Kylo was suffering after killing Han. It was visible and clear that he’s not able to deal with it as he hoped he would. It left him broken and lost and it was beautiful.

- I really appreciate showing that he did not pulled the triggger in that fighter. It spoke loud about the state of his mind.

- Poe being too much of a hothead was meh

- Leia slapping him back to reality on the other hand 👀

- LEIA USING FORCE TO GET BACK TO THE SHIP LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GIMME MORE RIGHT NOW 👀👀👀👀👀

- Leia being General

- LEIA IN GENERAL 

- Finn and Poe scenes. Golden.

- Rey’s go with the flow~ right into the dark side and comming back unharmed ♥

- The “link” between Rey and Kylo and how they developed through it

- Not in romantic way, don’t give me that shit. There was nothing romantic about it

- Luke’s being affraid of the dark side so much that he tried to kill Kylo when he was supposed to be the one who sees the good side of people cause that’s what he did with Vader. Why he couldn’t do the same for Ben? 

- I’m not saying it was bad. Good shit right there, it puts some perspective on both of them. But it was really interesting, new POV.

- Rey being Ben’s advocate is another good thing. She is what Luke was supposed to be. A good one.

- Maybe too idealistic and naive tbh, but it’s not like she had no reasons

- Finn caring SO MUCH FOR REY HELP THEIR BOND IS SO PURE

- Rose cutie patootie, badass little motherfucker, you go girl!

- I mean, her story and how much she cared and everything! Such great, deep character!

- Poe’s comment on Holdo was super sexist, like...

- And the constant ignoring her orders... I get that he had good reasons but that was so OOC, literally. He’s not like that, not at all. They coul’ve done it better.

- FINN COMING BACK TO THE FIRST ORDER SHIP FOR THE RESISTANCE LIKE, LOOK AT MY BRAVE BRAVE BOY STANDING UP TO HIS ABUSERS AND GETTING OVER HIS PAST

- LOOK AT HIM

- Badass BB-8

- I refuse to believe Holdo’s and Leia’s “I like him” about Poe was about his looks. They were talking about how the resistance needs people so devoted to the cause even if they don’t think straight sometimes and nothing you’ll say won’t change my mind about that

- I mean, what am I even... Poe is gay af, he never thinks straight

- Okay he may think straight sometimes cause he may be bi. But he’s definitely gay for Finn.

- SNOKE BEING THE FUCKING ABUSER HE ALWAYS WAS.

- Don’t Touch My Boy Ever Again or I’ll reap your balls off. If they’re still there.

- Kylo switching the lightsaber on with The Force. Iconic™

- Seriously, such a cool nod to the fanbase.

- Kylo standing up to Snoke in his own way is always good.

- Just as Rey/Kylo temporary alliance is good. That was really amazing thing to watch, I loved it.

- What I did not loved was Kylo stepping up in the Snoke’s place and as much as I adored what had happened with him TO THIS POINT I hated that he chose this path

- But at the same time I like it and uderstand it. Just as Rey is what Luke was supposed to be, Kylo is what Vader should have been. I’m just a little sad that my fav boy won’t turn to the light side anytime soon.

- Or at all, for that matter

- And their duel was so cool

- THE CRYSTAL FOXES!!!!!

- Honestly, the whole Crait was such a beautiful place. I love red, I love red on white and the colors there were just mesmerizing. All those crystals. I want it to be my home planet for the rest of my life.

- But the Rose/Finn kiss was totally unnecessary.

- I’m ranting about it here, and just as I said - I get that she can be crushing on him, she has plenty of reasons, but if she deserves a kiss then so does Poe. It just feel forced af.

- Especially that for most of time she’s the only one showing interest. Finn only does so AFTER the kiss. 

- Rey moving these stones like, that’s my girl <3

- Kylo getting fucked over by Luke, lmao

- The entire scene is really interesting tbh. Kylo is so angry that he can’t tell the difference between the reality and the illusion, Luke tells him he will stay with him forever if the thing will end up like this. Luke tells he’s sorry - and I would really like for Kylo to take it in in the episode IX just as he did with killing Han. He needs to take it in. 

- Luke’s passing away. I like how he’s in peace with his past here and just decide to let go. But I’m still not sure if his apologies were sincere or he just wanted to get over with it. I want to belive it was - because of what Rey told him. 

TL;DR

I really liked the movie despite few flaws (like the obvious try to make us give up one Poe). I loved the CGI and character development for most part. It was a really great adventure and I would love to see it again soon. I wonder what else they have in store for us. I can’t wait to see it all. 

Just please, Lucasfilm - treat my babies with respect they deserve.