#kyle thought it was fitting

[ink-n-shadow]

hi ik i don’t talk about my gay ships enough

but

please join me in thinking about soapgaz doing a couple’s costume where kyle is lady and johnny is tramp from lady and the tramp

okay bye

[myfamilycrestisthedemonofdeath]

I know for a fact that the 141 men CANNOT handle a hot shower, the kind that you like to take. The one that is borderline painful because of how hot it is.... but it feels so nice and soothing, especially if you have aches and pains all over.

These grown men are military; too used to brisk, cool (heck, maybe even cold) showers that last 5 minutes at most. No shower thoughts to dwell on except to get it done quickly to get started on their day.

So I can totally see that when they try to join you enjoying your shower for the first time, they are in for a surprise.

Johnny definitely yelps. He tries to slide in behind you and hold you, but the minute his arms are under the sprayer, he's jumping, almost making the both of you slip. He probably mutters some garbled whines of "how the fuck you are under that spray, bonnie, it's too fucking hot the skin off me arms is burnt tae crisp, christ there might be a demon doon here, this is hell" and then he quickly backtracks and apologizes, "you are not a demon, just a lovely angel who enjoys water hotter than the sun's ass". He'll probably beg to have the water down a little cooler before rejoining you under the spray.

Kyle asks first to join you while you are already showering, and you can see his hesitance as he steps behind you, his eyes warily looking at the too steamed up mirror and wincing as the water splashes off you and onto him. "Jesus, this feels like a bloody geyser, worse than the goddamn desert heat", he grumbles, but after a while, maybe with your encouragement, he starts to not dislike it. "This why you always are hot, yeah?", he probably teases you with his grin, and while he takes a while longer before he fully joins you under the spray, he's enjoying how the surrounding heat is soothing him and how it's making you so soft and pliable.

"Bears cannot handle hot environment", is what you say when Price joins you. "I'm no bloody bear", he will say, but you definitely see him wincing while getting close to you from behind. This stubborn man is covered head to toe in hair, and while the situation for him is definitely uncomfortable, he will tough it out so long as he gets to be in control of how you clean your body. This hairy man has a fine body underneath all the curls drenched in hot water, and I'd be damned if you don't end up having a delightful time as he cleans the both of you.

Poor Simon will join, and I firmly believe you will have to either kick him out or really lower the temperature of the shower. He won't say much when he slides in, but when you finally glance back, this hulking wall of man is definitely lobster red and grumpy. For a stoic person, his body sure does a lot of the talking for him, especially when it is laid bare in front of you, and all you can read off him is that he will stay with you for your entire shower.

Lemme rephrase my point, they cannot handle a hot shower unless YOU are in it.

[sergeantwoods]

soap: deck the halls with gasoline! gaz: falalalalalalalala! soap: light a match and watch it gleam, falalalalalalalala! gaz: now the base is burnt to ashes, falalalalalala! soap: aren't you glad you played with matches? gaz: falalalalalalalala! price: ghost: ghost: it isn't even christmas?

[meowpupp]

Hiii

I was wondering- Did you already write a fic with Gaz and Price taking reader at once? If not, can you write a little Drabble please 🙏 ❤️

prices grip on your jaw is almost painful. you're splayed out on your back, pretty body exposed to both his and kyles greedy eyes. prices grip keeps you still as he eases his cock down your throat. slick sounds of you gagging fill the room, alongside kyles whimpers, but he doesn't pay mind.

your owner slides his hand down, pressing down on your throat, feeling his dick bulge in your throat as he thrusts. he almost forgets about kyle, focused on how hot, wet, and tight your pretty mouth is. he much prefers it like this, rather than whining at him.

kyle stands still, every nerve of his body is alight. he's a good boy, at least that's what he tells himself. price had given him specific instructions. 'do not move until I tell you to.'

his fingers dig into your hips, leaving indents as he wills himself to stay still. he's buried to the hilt inside your cunt. your walls tighten and spasm around him. his breathing is heavy, eyes trained on your body. you look so pretty like this. your back arched, tits pushed out, cunt on display.

he pants, unable to stop himself from whining. he leans forward, hands resting on either side of you, hunched forward as he struggles to stay still. "pl-please captain," it's almost torture for him. finally, he's able to feel your tight cunt around his cock, and yet, he's not even allowed to grind into you. "fuck- I need to, feels so fucking tight," he's practically drooling, drops of saliva dripping onto your chest, "need t'move, please captain."

price smirks. It's as if your body is a toy, something that he's using to get off. he pulls out of your mouth, gripping his cock, looking down as he traces your lips with his tip. "what do you say pup? you want Kyle t'fuck you? want t'feel him deep in your guts?"

your mouth opens to respond, but price doesn't give you the chance. he thrusts forward, once again stuffing your throat. his hips grind against you, smirking as you choke and gag. your whole body reacts, legs kicking up as you squirm and twist.

price tuts, pulling back again to let you catch a breath. he ignores you, however, giving you a moment of respite. his focus is on Kyle, hand gripping his hair tightly to make Kyle meet his eyes.

"you seem to be out of luck, puppy," the whine kyle lets out is nothing less than pathetic. it tugs at price's heartstrings. he knows first-hand just how tight and irresistible your pretty cunt is. he sighs, as if it's a bother, "you get 30 seconds. if you don't finish within it, you're not cumming till next week."

price can barely finish his sentence before kyle starts moving. its almost like the other pup is bullying your cunt. your whole body jolts with each thrust, each one hitting deep, deep inside your cunt.

price lets go of kyle, instead gently guiding you to look up at kyle. he leans down, lips brushing your ear as he speaks. you feel him grip your jaw again, this time much more gently. "look at him sweetheart," prices thumb strokes your jaw as he makes you watch kyle, "so desperate."

kyle doesn't let up, doesn't even seem to care about you. his hands grip your waist as he slams you back onto his cock. with each thrust, he pushes further into you. his whimpers and moans fill the room, far overshadowing yours. he's desperate, willing himself to cum before price calls him off. a shiver shoots up his spine. he can feel himself twitch, almost seconds away from cumming, filling up your pretty cunt.

and its then, in that moment, that price pushes him away, and out, of you. denying both you and kyle the feeling of him cumming deep inside you.

[aalghul]

jaykyle as Odette and Derek from The Swan Princess (1994)…the rivalry…

[covertblizzard]

jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"

[greyauras]

Just wondering something. Is this idea that I cooked up in my head at 4 am a good one? Basically to sum up the tags, TFT/NB GhostSoap except Ghost is a retired veteran and Soap is a university student... continued

⇓⇓

(in what? Idk but I'm open to suggestions...engineering? Like some cool welding stuff? Because what do you need chemistry for in day to day life? See, this is why I'm stupid.) They become roommates due to both of their low income on an ad (they work at a bookstore together maybe?), become friends over the years and enjoy living together.

Simon is a trans man (which means afab) who never elaborated that he was trans or anything. He's never "said" it but he's very open about it, (walks around shirtless, doesn't care about periods but it's obvious that he has them, there's a box of pads in the closet)

(I'm using he/him pronouns just to make all of this easier to type out but I think the order of preference would be They/He/She? Possibly switching the he and she around depending on the "mood". Yet last night I thought she/he/they…)

Soap is an AMAB who's not very comfortable with how people see him. The way he sees himself is very confusing. He's comfortable "being" a man but doesn't "want" to be a man and doesn't feel the most comfortable in those roles. (Still enjoys traditionally masculine things and of course any gender can do this) But that's what's confusing, he knows that clothes are just clothes and people can wear whatever they want but it goes past the feeling of just wanting to wear pretty clothes. As you might've guessed (it's dysphoria).

Simon notices the way that his friend/roommate looks less confident and hides under big clothing that Soap usually doesn't wear. Basically this worry of change in confidence and personality makes Simon think that Soap is in an abusive relationship or something and tries to get him to open up about that. So no matter what, Simon is supportive, just guessing the wrong issue. (Maybe miscommunication needs to be added as a tag…)

But anyways, that's a very short summary of that. And basically, Soap struggles with the feelings of being a perverted faker (he's not but that's a common doubt) and being too masculine while also not liking too feminine. As there's some masculine attributes he likes about himself (body hair).

I haven't written anything, I just made a draft and this is all just floating feelings in my head. (In my head I said 3 chapters but this is getting too long? All this shit would have to be covered in at least 5) I just wonder if it's not a good idea because it hits a sensitive spot somehow. 😭

I'm a trans guy (AFAB) but never had any experiences with androgyny and non-binary feelings. I'm very binary...very dude like. So I obviously also have NO idea what being AMAB with any other gender identity would be like. (So Simon would be struggling with the same thing)

So feel free to tell me the differences between Bigender and Demigender (Demigirl/Demiboy). I just feel that's how a Soap that I've made in a TFT (that's not FTM4FTM) universe of them would mostly identify as. I've seen people hc Ghost as Agender before. I can totally see it. But never anything for Soap.

I looked up these attributes and feelings as if I was the one struggling myself and thought "Yeah that's what they would relate to". 💀

(the results were Bigender and Demigender if you couldn't tell but apparently there's a difference between them. Which I would like to know. Because maybe what I'm trying to describe is Gender-Fluidity.)

This is probably going to flop because I yapped too much (683 words? Omg bro stfu, no one wants an essay) but I'm not going to a place like reddit for this to know if it's morally incorrect. (I don't think it is but I would like a second opinion basically)

[completeoveranalysis]

[6]

????

Um.... No, I’m sorry that makes zero sense whatsoever. 

Didn’t we just go over the fact that our Clone Sakura was a disposable back up, and he was going to keep the original just in case he needed to make another? Literally just in the previous chapter?

Is he lying to Kyle deliberately or did Fai guess wrong?

[softcrow]

finding a family masterlist

ghost isn't unfamiliar with regression, he's seen both johnny and gaz regress but that can't be him. they're so happy and good and he's just... broken. no matter how much he craves the cuddling and hugs and care he sees the others get, he isn't good enough for that and he doesn't deserve attention especially when it would take away from them.

after a difficult mission ghost is alone and struggling in ways he doesn't understand. thankfully price is observant enough to see that something is wrong and he and the rest of the 141 work together to show ghost that he has a family who cares for him no matter what

call of duty. found family. hurt/comfort

regressor!ghost (0-3), regressor!gaz (5-10) regressor!soap (4-12), caregiver!price, caregiver!laswell

cw: vague allusions to past abuse, ghost regresses without knowing what is happening

main fic

part 1/?

drabbles

initial 'simon unknowingly regresses' idea

gaz and soap regressing

gaz and soap as ghost's older brothers

[cynameru]

yeahh bus stop redraw

[craigwouldbesooohappy]

I so badly wanted to draw Kenny dead on the ground for my 100 art, but I didn’t. He’s still on the ground though, cause honestly, didn’t know where to put him.

[green-lanterns-c0ck]

"accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss" JohnKyle

John's day is going bad. His car broke down in the middle of nowhere, Ohio, his mother is in the hospital, and if he doesn't get to his meeting with his rich and eccentric potential client on time, he won't get the job, and if he doesn't get the job, he won't have the money to pay for either her medical bills or the car repair.

There's no trains, taxis, or airports in walking distance from nowhere, Ohio, and John has not slept in about three days. All in all, his day is going bad, and he's very stressed and taking the random unlocked car with the keys in the ignition made sense in the moment, okay?

It's not like he plans on keeping it! He just needs to get to the airport and then he'll leave it behind and even put a bit of change on the seat to pay for the gas. This won't hold up in any court, but it made sense in John's head when he decided to do it, and now it's too late to back out, he's already two hours in. So all in all, John's day is going so incredibly badly it'd be hard pressed to get worse.

And that's when the guy sleeping in the footspace of the back seats wakes up.

[ladychandraofthemoone]

Traintober Day 8: Bird

“Two birds on a wire One tries to fly away And the other watches him close from that wire He says he wants to as well But he is a liar

I'll believe it all There's nothing I won't understand

I'll believe (I'll believe) it all I won't let go of your hand”

Two birds on a wire totally fits Stanley x Kyle/OrangeChai angst: Out of both, only one survives, broken and with clipped wings….

I…I like to believe that Kyle still attempts to communicate with Stanley, not just with the fireflies but perhaps other ways? I’ve been rereading stories of people’s loved ones coming back to them in the form of animals and I know for sure Kyle would come back to him to keep him company, slowly help him heal and give a sense of security..

After all, the dove has many symbols as someone in mourning is often viewed as a visitation from the deceased loved one. The person in mourning senses a message of hope or encouragement from their deceased loved one.…

[bearfeathers]

if you can be president in your 80s (and running for reelection, no less!) then we need to abolish the requirement that you have to be at least 35 to run for president. period.

[suseiseki]

obsessed with this dumb show. take a kyle style experiment, maybe i’ll do the others in the main 4. IDK!!

[justyourtypicalwriter]

This is just a very little side project that I’m gonna post while I wait to see if I’m getting an official beta reader for the paranormal au. It’s a high school au and I might add some aspects to Christmas Kids when I actually get to publishing that. Anyways South Park. Enjoy.

Kyle: Do you guys wanna play 20 questions?

The gang: Sure!

Kyle: Alright, Tweek what’s your favorite color?

Tweek: Triangle. Do you like men?

Stan, Wendy, Kenny, Pip, Gregory, and Christophe collectively: 👁️👄👁️