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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Guy Gardner/Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) Characters: Guy Gardner, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) Additional Tags: Gay Sex, Rough Sex, deep penetration, Anal Sex, Writing on the Body, Belly Bulge, Multiple Orgasms, Referenced John Steward/Hal Jordan, Referenced Thaal Sinestro/Hal Jordan, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Inspired by Art Summary:

The sharpie lines on Hal’s stomach mark how deeply he’s been penetrated by his partners. And then Guy comes in, ready to make a brand new record.

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We also have to keep in mind the treatment Guy got when he first woke up. The Guardians could have fully magic healed him, but chose not to - they literally say he's more useful this way.

Then, they give him a task to save the universe - a few of them literally die to make it possible for Guy to do it!!!! Only it turns out they were full of shit, and he would have destroyed the universe. And everyone blames Guy for it?

I would be a jerk too!!!! They make him do space community service for things they did to him and told him to do! No wonder Guy has issues with authority after! So would I! Add to that the lack of impulse control brain injuries tend to cause and his actions make so much sense.

It's 4:49 in the AM and I'm having Guy Gardner thoughts again............

It's just, like— I feel like people don't acknowledge how debilitating his brain damage must've been, at least psychologically, enough. He spent so much time in his life trying to be kind, actually being kind, kinder than anyone ever was to him. He worked his ass off and he made a good life for himself!! He loved teaching, he loved kids, he loved his fiancée— he filled his life with so much love because that was what he'd always wanted. What he'd aspired to do— love.

Fast forward not so much time later, and he's waking up from a coma, staring the woman he loves in the face and feeling nothing. Colours don't seem as vibrant, everything feels dull, and achy, and muddled, and he's so jumbled up— so confused and upset and angry. Maybe he feels like he's just as angry and destructive as his father was. He can't get his normal life back, he can't think straight. It's not easy to rebound from knocking your head around that hard— especially when it's not the first time. He struggles with everyday tasks— walking, slurring his speech, the simplest motor and cognitive skills.

He's incapacitated, unable to get back to his job, the job he worked so hard to get. He didn't even have the patience to deal with kids anymore, always losing control of what used to be his carefully maintained temper. He's furious, he's mean, his fingers in a fist and his teeth clenched so hard they might break. All the anger that had once been directed at him was seeping out and he was nearly helpless to stop it. He's irritating, a jerk, a nuisance, a burden to everyone he meets. He hurts everyone around him, people who he loved so much more than he could ever show them, people who never got to know him when he was kind.

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i think hal should get to be ranma one halfdified. if he gets wet with cold water he has tits and a coochie. if he gets wet with hot water he gets his dick and balls back. i think it would not fix him but he would for sure 100% have less anxiety

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kyle WOULD accidentally get icy hot all over his pussy

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Guy wakes up in the future. He doesn't know why he's in the future, or how, why, he survived. He wakes up in the future, in the only part of the Justice League Watchtower that's still somewhat intact, functional, and not entirely dilapidated. It's composed only of his room, the other adjacent one that's just a bathroom, and a narrow hallway that separates him from the wreckage.

His ring is still around his finger.

He steps out of the pod, his head pounding, and the first thing he does is to call for the others. John?

Kyle?

Hal?

It's radio silence.

It's the future.

The ring tells him the exact day, month, year. The big computer among the wreckage, once he manages to boot it up and get it to semi-work, tells him the rest. No one's left. There's no one left.

Guy wakes up in the future, and he's all alone.

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Probably not! Mr. Bones doesn't act like a guy who secrets a poisonous substance - we see him manning a grill for example. So if his sweat isn't dangerous, his piss shouldn't be either!

Mr. Bones piss kink healthy and wholesome (just don't touch his dick).

This bone broth is his piss.

@supericelight

New bone broth lore dropped is it still poisonous?

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I'm not a coward anon and I can confidently say that it's not real bone broth. Mr. Bones still has skin and flesh, it's just invisible. So his bathwater is just normal bathwater. However, he would sell his bathwater as Broth Of Bone. Is it his actual bathwater? Maybe. Does it kill you? Buy it and find out!

Is Bone broth Mr. Bones's gamer girl bath water?

I have decided that I am going to pretend to not understand this ask

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Have a shitpost I never actually posted when I first drew it.

ID: Hal Jordan stands with his back to the viewer wearing only a pair of short shorts which say: CRY TO THE SUN AND WATCH AS EVEN YOUR TEARS FORSAKE YOU. He is looking over his shoulder at the viewer and holding a coffee mug with the Green Lantern logo on it. His brown hair is streaked with white at the temples and on his forehead.

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comic book trend that honestly irks the fuck out of me is when an existing character comes out as gay and they invent a new character to be their partner. like theres nothing wrong with it per se its just that the new boyfriend/girlfriend character is always jarringly bland and uninteresting, especially when compared to the latent homosexual potential that definitely already existed in the story. like there’s something so deeply unsatisfying about introducing a new side character as a girlfriend for karma in new mutants 2019 when she’d been having dramatic hand-holding adventures with dani the whole time. it implies such a definite hesitancy to ever make characters gay For Each Other, and the result of that hesitancy is that you don’t get any of the long-term slow-burn relationships that heterosexual characters get (like between batman and catwoman or whatever). instead you get New Relatable Millennial Queer Partner that you have to fight tooth and nail to give a fuck about. nobody’s doing it like rictor and shatterstar anymore nobody’s doing coming out reveals that hit like that

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A VILLAIN? HANK SHOWING HIS TRUE COLORS, WE SEE

Honestly is there ANY ship with Hank that the Scotts wouldn’t be petty bitches about

Cameron.

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11/02 Injustice Hal Jordan

injustice might be one of my guilty pleasures sorry sorry sorry it's just so nostalgic

also sorry for making it look like he's getting backshots was not my intention at all but here we are

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What are your Lantern kink headcanons?

Whatever kink I'm really into at the moment of writing something

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“To me, the core of that attraction is that she is a better reporter than he is. Think about being Superman for a second. The Olympic record for weightlifting is 1,038 lbs., but you could lift more than that as a child. The record for the 100 meter dash is 9.58 seconds, but you can travel over 51 miles in that time. Going to Vegas? You don’t need your X-Ray vision to win at Blackjack, because you can just count the cards while holding down a conversation about nuclear physics. Without really trying, you are better at just about everything than anyone else in the world. However, (as Mark Waid once pointed out in a podcast with Marv Wolfman) none of that really translates to your chosen profession. Typing really fast does not help your prose. Being able to lift a tank does not help you convince a source to go on record. It is as near to competing straight up with normal people as Superman would ever be capable of. Even then, it comes easily enough to him that you get a pretty lofty perch at a great paper very early in your career. It is just in this one context, there is someone better than you are: Lois Lane. As mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, you reach up for the first time in your life and she rejects you. To me, it is an inversion of the Luthor story. Luthor sees someone above him and feels hate. Superman sees someone above him and feels love.”

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Dean Hacker, comment on “Giving Lois Lane A Second Look, For The First Time” by Kelly Thompson (CBR: She Has No Head!)

#GoLois

(via wickedjunkie)

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I think Alan Scott should have a scent kink. it makes sense. he's a repressed gay man who values privacy, and so a lot about his sexual expression hinges around keeping things behind closed doors. you know what's also kept behind closed doors? laundry.

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Hal gets pussyfied by aliens. He starts more or less going steady with Guy, they're definitely fucking almost daily, until Hal has a pregnancy scare because his period is late, forgetting that Guy's a trans man. Guy also forgets he's trans and he's being so normal about getting Hal knocked up. So normal.