#kronk’s spinach puffs

[amethystsoda]

Kind of want to make these… 🦙

[kindred-spirit-93]

Rhea: Harvey Fierstein

Demeter: Auntie Whispers

Persephone: Something shift and whispery, rarely speaks, if she does everyone is quiet to hear her.

Ares: Kronk

ares: kronk *nods*

[superbeans89]

KH crackfic where Remy helps Kronk to improve his spinach puffs.

[telemna-hyelle]

Behold, a mythical delicacy (spinach puffs) that are spoken of in The Legends (emperor’s new groove)

[broadway-and-books-love]

My roommate pavloved me :(

[ghostradiodylan]

The tag “Jacob has big Kronk energy” slayed me. So true.

JACOB CUSTOS 1/??

[nobody-here-but-us-chicken]

[hugger-of-trees]

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[chongoblog]

Okay but she had no reason to disrespect Kronk’s spinach puffs like that. Not only is it the betrayal of her lying to him about it and pretending to like them, but that was completely uncalled for in the situation they were in at the time

[ellovett]

☣️🍳Krahn n Akna revival!!!

ive redesigned my twst kronk and yzma to their true and FINAL form [im fr this time cos im really happy with them] !!

complete bios under the cut blehh 😋

rbs>likes !!

Name: Krahn Quiroz

Age: 31

Height: 210 cm

Homeland: Sunshine Lands

Affiliation: Night Raven College Staff, The Squirrel Scouts

Occupation: Head-Chef of the cafeteria, Teacher's assistant, Scout facilitator

Subject taught: Science-centric subjects since he mainly assists Akna in teaching

Favorite food: Papas a la Huancaina

Hobby: Dabbles in a LOTTT of hobbies, but cooking is his main one!

As the Head Chef, Krahn is one of the few friendly faces in the Night Raven College staff, he has that warm and welcoming aura to him that's able to put anyone at ease just by being around him. He's popular with the students by how nice he is, and he's friends with a lot of students that pass by the cafeteria for lunch. He and Akna are a package deal, and are often seen together, and even gets dragged into helping Akna with her schemes. Krahn may be rather dim witted most of the time, in fact he isn't exactly the brightest tool in the shed, but ultimately he has a heart of gold, and is genuine in everything he does.

Trivia:

Krahn is very athletic and has inhumane stamina, you could say he's a gymbro, he can run around the field track for like 10 hours straight and not even show ANY signs of fatigue.

also serves as a scout facilitator for an elementary scout group in his off time! he's great friends with the kids there, they often just go hiking to explore nature ..and to learn how to talk to squirrels.

Great friends with Ashton, they're workout buddies!! Though Krahn isn't too keen on Ashton's … raw egg eating habits.

His hugs AND his spinach puffs are life-changing

Name: Akna Yglesias

Age: 35

Height: 185 cm

Homeland: Shaftlands

Affiliation: Night Raven College Staff

Occupation: Substitute Alchemy/Potions professor

Subject taught: Sciences [Alchemy, Potions, and Biology]

Favorite Food: Ceviche

Hobby: Making potions, studying alchemy, trying to take Divus' place as Alchemy teacher

Theatrical, grandiose, and short-tempered, Akna Yglesias is a teacher at Night Raven College who has a very commanding presence and is someone who knows exactly what she wants and goes through various lengths to get it. As a substitute not only does she fill in on unavailable science teachers, she is also responsible for co-facilitating science-centric clubs. Her schemes to take over the teaching position for herself are over-the-top and her jealousy moreso. She's a genius in alchemy, but Divus had long been established as the Alchemy Professor when she started working in NRC, and has vowed to take him down ever since.

Trivia:

Values lab safety more than anything, and always changes her clothes into something more appropriate for her classes. Enforces this onto Divus and her students as well, much to their dismay.

Is one to call Divus out on any mistakes he makes, she's a substitute after all, shouldn't she help? Give him a nudge? A rough shove even?

Has a very close familial bond with Krahn, a bond that has existed way before their years working for NRC

During her years of working, she's constructed a secret lab in the undergrounds of the campus, and all without Crowley's knowledge, how Crowley hasn't figured it out even she can't tell why.

[kittencb97]

seventeen as actual things my boyfriend has said to me

seungcheol:

me: “*sigh.* yeosang<3”

him: “where. u with him rn?”

jeonghan:

“i hope u know that just bc you’re my lady friend, i’m not going easy on u when we play uno. i don’t fuck around with that”

joshua:

me: “one of my preschool boys just told me he thinks i’m beautiful. i’m actually genuinely crying”

him: “oh, but when THIS little boy says that, you tell him ‘no’. i see how it is”

jun:

(my cat had the zoomies but she was hidden behind the couch so we couldn’t actually see her)

me: “?? wtf is kitty doing”

him: “her taxes”

hoshi:

me: “what are you, nancy drew?”

him: “yea. by the way who is he?”

wonwoo:

*rolls over to talk to me but is still 100% asleep*

him: “what is it?”

me: “what is what?”

him: “no, what is it called?”

me: “what?-”

him: *getting irritated* “the name of the book, what is it”

woozi:

me: “babe guess my fart”

him: “i’d rather do literally anything else”

dk:

“you are just such an animal magnet…… that’s how you know you are a good person”

(🩷🩷🩷🩷)

mingyu:

*looking at the dairy queen menu together*

me: “what are you getting?”

him: “……hard.”

hao:

me: “there is a white elephant gift exchange at my work christmas party and my boss says u have to participate bc she knows ur stubborn”

him: “tell her that my presence alone will be a gift, and then shoot her some finger guns”

seungkwan:

me: “babe, who is your favorite avenger?”

him: “madonna”

vernon:

me: “i passed tf out watching emperors new groove. i even fell asleep before kronk could burn his spinach puffs. that’s how tired i was”

him: “good thing too. that part is tragic”

chan:

*him rambling telling me a story*

me: “oh i thought you said his name was cleetus. i was about to ask who tf cleetus is”

him: “don’t all females have cleetuses?”

[boombambaby]

This is AWESOME. Look how handsome and carefree I look here, in my cute lil inter-tube with my lil drink-y drink!

Even all soaked, I’m totally handsome.

perhaps the real kuzcotopia was the friends we made along the way 🤧🤧

btw im also on instagram too, i don’t think i ever really announced that here :p

[kuzcoskingdom]

i've been playing disney dreamlight valley a lot more than usual lately, since one of the recent updates fixed a major issue i'd been having with my game... and now i'm just thinking, man i wish we could get kuzco, yzma, and kronk in this game (and pacha and chicha but they seem to only add the most popular characters, and getting anyone from ENG is a long shot as it is). you could start with kuzco having turned back into a llama due to the forgetting and then you gain the ability to turn him human again via friendship quests, like how ariel starts out as a mermaid. maybe the forgetting even made him forget the lessons he learned during the movie, so in his friendship quests you have to help him remember his inner kindness and humility. and there could be a way to obtain a dream style that gives you his green poncho from the end of the movie, possibly from a quest or a premium bundle. his house could be a smaller version of his palace. not sure exactly how i'd include kronk and yzma in the story, but maybe they could initially be working together again with kronk not remembering how yzma treated him due to the forgetting. it's not even all that outlandish for yzma + kronk and kuzco to coexist in peace within the valley, unlike simba + nala, rapunzel, and belle + the beast having to live in the same space as their respective villains (who, mind you, all died in the actual movies)! it'll probably never happen, but hey, kronk's spinach puffs are in the game so at least the developers know the emperor's new groove exists. also, kuzco made it into disney mirrorverse, so there's always a chance the DDLV devs could decide to add him too! and yzma interacting with the other villains would be hilarious to see.

[musemelodies]

gaston: NO ONE IS THE GREATEST LIKE GASTON...

timon: Y A W N.

kronk: i made spinach puffs!

timon: OH YOU...

[yourfaveiskenough]

Are Kronk and his spinach puffs Kenough? 🙏🙏

Kronk and his spinach puffs from Emperor’s New Groove are Kenough!