#kristen? blorbo

[oh-no-boi]

i think..... mike sheppard (brokenwood) is.. my blorbo

[rrat-king]

had to do a long drive back to school today so for no particular reason here are the bad kids gas station roadtrip snacks:

adaine is a sour candy girl i know it in my soul(also fun fact eating sour candy can help override ur brain during a panic attack). sour patch watermelon candies + arizona iced tea is just like. her truth

kristen is canonically a yerba mate enjoyer and it shows. lemon yerba mate + dill sunflower seeds she eats shell and all

riz is the most prolific gas station food enjoyer so i feel like he will do something new eveytime, strategically trying to figure out what is the best drink + candy + chip combo, but his go to is blue bug juice + m&m’s + bugles

fig is too easy. the fuego takis + classic monster. sometimes peach rings

gorgug is a jacks links jerky boy. classic jerky + trail mix + water. he also does the dad thing of sticking his hand back and stealing snacks from everyone else as driver tax

fabian is the opposite of riz and just has. so little experience with gas station food and is frankly appalled by it. he will not eat the snacks but he will get blue gatorade

[brennan-lee-mother]

Cassandra is starting to get on my nerves a little bit, I'm not going to lie. Like, Kristen is a child! A kid! You're putting your life in the hands of a teenager with undiagnosed ADHD while, apparently, you have other options. She mentions casually she could just become high fey as if that doesn't change our entire situation. And I know she probably doesn't want that and I feel for her but let us be serious. Kristen became her prophet under extreme duress. In that moment the choices were 1. release the Nightmare King upon all the realms or 2. save a dying goddess from losing herself. This was not an instance of someone taking on more responsibility than they should out of ignorance, this was a hail mary religious apotheosis.

The fact that this ancient being acts like this child owes her any more than that is hitting a nerve I didn't know I had.

[noisyasalways]

sometimes i think about how the bad kids got jawbone a job that resulted in jawbone turning his life around. and now jawbone has adopted adaine and taken in kristen and aelwyn. jawbone is the healthiest and kindest character the bad kids interact with and its all because he bit adaine and apologized. i fckn love that guy

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

eleanor shellstrop from the good place is bisexual (canon)

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[captainsparklefingers]

And on the other side of things I'm now VERY into Beesbees, Bees Apples, whatever we're calling Gertie and Kristen's ship name.

[theprincessofabsolutelynothing]

Kristen Applebees song of all time

[greatestwizardofthisage]

assigning each of the bad kids a taylor swift era because i am feeling deprived of tswift content now that she's on break from the eras tour

Kristen: Fearless. I can't even explain why, but to me that album is just so sunny and in my mind it fits Kristen perfectly. I think maybe it's because Fearless was one of the first album I ever really loved, then when I was older the rerecording is what got me back into tswift and I can totally see Kristen going through a similar journey with it where maybe she loves it as a kid but then stops listening to it as she distances herself from her childhood/family, only to fall in love with it again later on. Also I feel like the country vibes fit her well. (She would also LOVE betty but she would pretend it's a lesbian anthem)

Gorgug: Ok this feels controversial but he's a Lover stan. I just fully belive that to his core Gorgug is a lover not a hater and he would un ironically love Lover. Like to me that album is all about having gone through some bad shit and choosing to only carry forward the best of it? And that fits with my perception of Gorgug. ALSO the end of afterglow 'I want to be defined by the things that I love, not the things that I hate, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night' just feels very Gorgug coded to me dont ask me why. However if you've seen any of my other posts about music and the bad kids you know that I wholeheartedly believe Gorgug loves all music so I think he'd be hard pressed to choose a favourite album.

Riz: Midnights. And not just because this kid never sleeps. Bassically I really couldn't decide which album he would listen to because none of them really fit, but then I started thinking about specific lyrics and I think Midnights has the most that he could relate to. I mean 'no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so I've been scheming like a criminal ever since' is about him. You can't change my mind. I do think though that Riz is definitely more invested in all the easter eggs and firguring out which album is coming next over actually listening to her music. Like he would for sure be among the first to figure out all her clues.

Fabian: 1989 and Folklore. I fully to the bottom of my heart belive that until his sophmore year Fabian would exclusivly be listening to pop music, sea shanties, and weird elven music. So obviously he would love the greatest pop album ever made. He wouldn't listen to Folklore until post sophmore character development. Also he would For Sure learn the choreography for the dance in the background of Dress on the Rep tour and recreat it perfectly using his sheet.

Fig: Speak Now. I mean do I even need to explain this? It's the perfect album for Fig. It's the kind of thing she would have loved when she was in her Preppy Cheerleader phase, but it has just enough of that pop punk influence that I feel like she could still appreciate it when she's older. I feel like she would definitly take issue with some of the misogynistic lyrics used in some of the songs, and would be all for the lyric change in Better Than Revenge. Also as I've mentioned many times before, Fig would love Paramore, and would LOVE Castles Crumbling. Like you're going to sit here and tell me that lines like 'They used to cheer when they saw my face, Now I fear I have fallen from grace' + 'Their faith was strong, but I pushed it too far, I held that grudge 'til it tore me apart' + 'Ones I loved tried to help, so I ran them off, And here I sit alone, behind walls of regret' + 'People look at me like I'm a monster, Now they're screaming at the palace front gates, used to chant my name, Now they're screaming that they hate me, Never wanted you to hate me' weren't written by Figueroth Faeth? I also just think songs like Never Grow Up and Long Live would perfectly fit with her not so secret sentimental streak.

Adaine: Evermore and Folklore. I think theres just a sort of elegence to these albums that really reminds me of Adaine. I also think theres so much vulnerability in them and a lot of the songs touch on feelings of not being good enough for others (mirrorball, tolerate it, this is me trying, right where you left me) that I think she could relate to not from a romantic relationship standpoint but from all the expectations placed on her by her parents. I also think that although these are probably the most low key of tswifts albums, they have some good angry songs (no body no crime, illicit affairs, mad woman) that she would definitly love. But yeah this is mostly based on aesthetics. Evermore and Folklore were albums written with a quill and Adaine is the kind of girl to appreciate this.

[shokogast]

i have too many things to do but my brain is shaking itself around for a crackfic of the nerdy prudes gang meeting the bad kids for no fucking reason

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

(squinting at my newest blorbos the bad kids) which of you do i make disabled

[rrat-king]

kristen’s god is dead and if a member of the party fails riz can’t go to college. cassandra is gone and that’s two failed gods for applebees so no scholarships for the bad kidS DO YOU HEAR ME IF KRISTEN FAILS RIZ DOESNT GET TO GO TO COLLEGE BRENNAN WHAT THE EVER LIVING FU—

[malt-o-meat]

Krispy Abblepeas..

[allthecastlesonclouds]

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

so i made a multichaptered fic. um. started out as lamenting about the lack of neurodivergent help in schools and turned into a full kidnapping/assassination plot. stuff is happening. 

would love it if you checked it out!! 

[leviismybby]

Heya! For the bingo, Mr. Jean Kirschtein 🤠

Hey there! :))

I like Jean a lot! My best friend loves him so I am not allowed to say anything else other than positive things lmao.

Blorbo bingo

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

lou from love lies bleeding is lesbian (canon)

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