#kristen applebees fantasy high

[highfiveheroes]

you were fourteen.

you had rage you didn’t know how to control. you had gotten punched earlier in the day, by some guy with a lot of bravado who ended up in detention with you. you’d been told for the second time that day that your rage needed to be controlled and that violence is never the answer, except maybe it was, because these corn cuties were taking down your whole group of misfits one by one, and it seems like the world was working against you in cosmic ways you didn’t understand. (surely it was an accident. surely you were meant to succeed. right?)

you were fourteen. you were attacked by a corn gremlin, and you laid on the floor as the rest of the detention members also went down.

you were fourteen. you were the first one to die.

you didn’t die alone. you went to orc heaven—your own hell—alone, but you were brought back, and the same kid from earlier who told you violence was never the answer looked at you with disillusioned eyes and confusion. it was your first day.

you were fourteen. it was your first day, and you died.

…

you’re seventeen now.

you’ve got a house that’s a boat that’s not as cool as the van that’s a boat and you’re steering it through a storm that wants you down and a crew of dragons that wants you dead.

you’re not alone. there’s a pilot kid, but he doesn’t matter. there’s the werewolf turned guidance counselor turned best adoptive father to like, half of your party, but he doesn’t matter.

there’s a saint. she matters.

do you remember when we died?

she’s a force to contend with, a godless cleric, the saint of the goddess of mystery, the chosen one of another goddess.

she was fourteen, and it was her first day of school. you didn’t know her then, but you know her now.

i shouldn’t be up here! she cries, blood dripping from her mouth, but she’s got a manic look in her eye.

do you remember when we died?

it might happen again.

..

you were fourteen. she was the first person who showed you kindness. and hours later, you died together.

you’re seventeen. together, you’re heroes.

her clone is pregnant. may cassandra help you all.

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[awkward-bard]

Rest in power to our queen, K2. Hope you’re going bloke mode in simulacrum heaven…

Blimey

[mayorjesterz]

kristen applebees as jesus baker for my beloved best friend’s birthday @zelda-donovanboat 🌈🌈 !!!!

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[atrenchcoatofteaandspite]

Wait, how does the check mark next to a K work as subliminal messaging if Kristen and Kipperlily both have K names?

[ardentlyalien]

The greatest magic of all is chronomancy!

[junoskelton]

Just started watching Fantasy High and all I really have to say is anything bad happens to Kristen Applebees I'm taking everyone down with me she is my favorite.

[killerunicorn3]

[polarsirens]

Is this justice? Is this a new dawn?

[rizsnt]

see you at basrar's! ✶✶✶

bonus: yearbook page!

[marinecanary]

Kristen "the greatest cleric of our age" Chilis Applebees

[highfiveheroes]

HELLLOOOOO one and all and welcome back to another fantasy high stan blog! i’m your humble shitposter ben/benji/jam/etc and here with me as always is my proper introduction list with fics included. say hi, facts and fics!

(hi, facts and fics!)

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IN PROGRESS! now i breathe flames each time i talk verse (52,585 words, 3 fics, incomplete)

> now i breathe flames each time i talk—The Rat Grinders vs. Junior Year.

> i would have died for your sins, instead i just died inside—Jace Stardiamond doesn’t like not being Porter’s favorite.

> love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints—Buddy Dawn isn't sure how to cope with pretty emo boys who write him songs.

NEW! is this love or mass extinction? (4,264 words, 2 chapters, might be complete)

> Gorgug Thistlespring is having a very bad senior year.

what came before won't count anymore (12,871 words, 2 chapters, incomplete)

> Eleven years after the disaster that was the end of his Junior Year, Pastor of Helio Buddy Dawn is faced with the chance to go back to Elmville for his ten year reunion. And it shouldn't be such a daunting offer, except Buddy Dawn has never learned to keep his heart off his sleeve, and mistakes have always been his boone.

my goodness, you're bleeding (what a wonderful feeling) (50,125 words, 10 chapters, complete)

> Baron joins the Rat Grinders and their boyfriend at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, and all hell breaks loose.

kristen applebees character studies (6,095 words, 3 fics, incomplete)

> a selection of kristen applebees and her friends

they’re best friends, your honor (10,487 words, 4 fics, incomplete)

> kristen and gorgug fics because they’re the most underrated duo i know

in spite of the way that it is (1,709 words, one shot, complete)

> Kipperlilly is alone.

this cage was once just fine (2,138 words, one chapter for now, incomplete)

> Buddy Dawn is not a sinner, thank you very much.

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[awkward-bard]

Is Gertie’s and Kristen’s ship name just Bees?

[alltears]

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight (see also)