#krisanna

[damien-westergaard-bjorgman]

IM IN LOVE!

THIS SCENE! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

*found on fansoffrozenyt insragram*

[supercalime]

Frozen II: Dangerous Secrets Commentary pt. 1

So, I was supposed to buy the Jatp book and read it but I wanted the physical copy and the lil bish is not available in Brazil yet - and buying from Amazon will result in me being broke cause shipping is expensive - so I got this frozen book I wanted to read for a while and here are my thoughts on the first half of it! Enjoy!

Prologue to Chapter 25:

- No wonder they asked their daughters to keep secrets their entire lives. They kept stuff from each other for forever. Geez

- I like the framing device, although I think it’s very rude to basically start with them about to die

- That’s where their love of chocolate came from! Makes sense, makes sense!

- God bless this lord peterssen

- Kai!!!!

- “The next right thing” I see what you did there

- “Conceal don’t feel” ARE U SERIOUS??? I FEEL ATTACKED

- “For the first time in forever”. Ngl I’m kinda digging the obvious references to the frozen songs

- Own! He went after her. Look, I know they will become Anna and Elsa’s parents anyway but I still ship it and think they are cute

- “The cold never bothers me” fuck off! That made me laugh when it shouldn’t

- I like the little pact they made

- Four years later! Damn book, you don’t fuck around

- I just realized this is totally an enemies to friends to lovers thing! I love it here

- Oh fuck he doesn’t know she saved him! I did not connect that! Fuck!

- The tension is as thick as this mist! Holy hell...

- I’m getting some beauty and the beast vibes. First the library thing in the beginning, now there’s this crazy inventor guy no one believes in. Disney ripping themselves off and think we ain’t gonna notice? Not so fast!

- Be like johan, hate the monarchy! Alright but quick thing, I think he will be the surprise villain like Hans but don’t tell anyone

- He can’t be reading the little mermaid! That messes up that entire conspiracy of them being tarzan’s parents! Lol

- Agnarr complaining about his parents having secrets but he ends up doing the exact same to his daughters later? Oh, how the turn tables

- Oh shit! Good thing she actually likes him back or that would be awkward...

- Okay, sue me or whatever but their first kiss was cute and they are an adorable couple (questionable parents, for sure. But an adorable couple)

- Johan wants to MARRY her??? I KNEW HE WAS A VILLAIN!! Gross

- Dude those two are some forbidden love shit! Good for them! I’m having fun here

- He said the L word!

- Secret romance? Sign me the fuck up! This is what Anna and Hans could have been if he wasn’t a dick who refuses to kiss girls and leaves them for dead (this is a joke your honor)

- Does agnarr’s mom being missing has something to do with Elsa having powers? I feel like there’s something more to this mystery

- “Procreate”? In a Disney property? I thought that was illegal

- Oh I feel tension brewing

- Communication! If only they learned that and used it with their daughters too. Sorry I’m salty, I just think they made the worst parent choice for plot purposes

- I really hope this missing mom plot goes somewhere satisfying or I’m gonna be pissed

- Not the rock trolls! Put them back where they came from!

- For a second I thought this pregnant woman was kristoffs mom but that wouldn’t make sense right? Timeline wise? Someone enlighten me

- Oh yeah grand pabbie can see the future. I totally forgot that

- I feel a fixer upper type of scene coming up and I don’t know if I’ll like it

- Oh shit was peterssen agnarr’s mom’s lover?

- The inconsistency of character names really bothers me. It feels like there wasn’t much research done on the culture they are trying to represent here

- There’s a lot more kingdom bureaucracy in this book than I was expecting. I feel like I’m learning so much lol

- Oooooh! What a cliffhanger

[aliceinwonderchains]

I made this with my tears

[elsa-should-be-arrested]

A lot of people think Kristoff is beta but hes actually a baller. Also, Anna is best girl.

[holisticwolf95]

Little psycho lol

[theupsidedownpyramid]

Anna’s vs Sven’s reactions to Kristoff’s proposal

[disneyanddisneyships]

Woah...

Don't take credit or repost please.

[thatcreepylithuanian]

Deleted scene from Elsa and Honeymaren's soul binding.

Anna and Kristoff are enjoying themselves around the fire watching as Elsa and Honeymaren walk towards the outlook.

"Do you think she'd let me join them?"

Kristoff lurched forward as the wine in his glass came sputtering past his lips. The liquid having most unwelcomely entered his lungs. A hard cough and a firm hand on his back helped but it was the mischievous glint in his lover's eye that completely undid him.

"Wh-at?" A whole new series of images began to burn through his inner eye. The flame to which was quickly shooting south.

"I could ask for you, but they'd probably say no." Anna continued her rushed whisper her grin growing even further when his faced turned a most interesting shade of red.

"We...we need to go..."

"Is Kristoff okay?" Honeymaren had turned to the sound of his choking. Her head tilting just a bit as Anna slipped her hand along his inner thigh. The poor man looking as though he might pass out.

Elsa glanced behind, their joined hands swinging lightly as they continued to walk towards the outlook leaving the village behind, "Oh I'm sure he's fine."

[loonysama]

Pink

I wrote this little fluff-fest as a gift for my 6 year old niece Melody. She and her mom are the only people I know IRL that share my enthusiasm for Frozen. And now I share it with my fantastic Frozen fanfic friends!

Summary:  Elsa creates a magical surprise for Princess Melody.  Post F1, canon divergent.

Rated: G

Pairing:  Elsa & OC child of Kristanna, Kristanna

Words:  811

The whole thing is posted below, but you can also read on AO3 if you prefer

Happy Holidays!!!

xoxo

“Let it go!  Let it go!” Princess Melody sang at the top of her lungs as she skated across the glittering ice Aunt Elsa made just for her.

Queen Elsa smiled and applauded Melody on how good her ice ballet was.  Melody squealed with laughter and tackled Kristoff to spin her around in circles.  Anna quietly laughed as Melody made her father spin faster and faster until finally he fell and laid down on the ice, his booming laughter filling the town center.

“Come on, Daddy!  The moon’s awake!  So we have to play!”

Anna giggled so Melody held on tightly to her hand instead.  She didn’t need any help skating, but she liked skating together. 

"Come on, Mommy!  Let’s skate!”

The pair stopped just in front of Elsa, who had been giggling the whole time, and Anna swiped a flurry of snow at her.

Elsa covered her face and crouched down a little, still laughing.  This time Melody joined in.

“Ha ha! Auntie got snowed!” She taunted and threw a snowball at her. 

Elsa hugged her and pulled her to the snowy ground.

“The cold doesn’t bother us, does it?”

“No!” Melody shouted gleefully.

Elsa helped Melody stand back up and crouched on her knees so they were the same height.  “Melody, I have a special gift for you.”

Melody squealed.  She loved surprises and the best surprises were magical surprises.

“Why don’t you tell me your favorite thing in the whole world, just whisper in my ear.”

“Oh, I think I can do that!” said Aunt Elsa, after hearing Melody’s request.  “Just give me a second since I’ve never done anything like that before,” she said with a wink.

Elsa thought for a moment, and took a sip from the thermos next to her.

“Ok?  You ready?”

“Yeah!” shouted Melody, full of excitement and ready to be amazed.

Elsa moved her hands in a circle, shooting small pieces of ice into a ball, shaping it, pulling it from the top and bottom as Melody squealed with delight.

“Autie!  It’s pink!  How is it pink!?”  Melody jumped up and down.  She had never seen Elsa make colored ice before, and it was even more exciting to see her favorite color.  It was as much a gift to see that as it was to see the ice sculpture she knew was close to being formed.

Finally, Aunt Elsa placed the light pink flamingo ice sculpture, almost as tall as Melody, into her arms, and Melody hugged it close.

"Elsa!  That’s so cool!  How did you do that?” Anna asked.  

“All in good time, Sis.  All in good time,” she said with a smirk.

“You know I don’t have that kind of patience!” Elsa cackled as she so loved teasing her sister.

Melody shoved the pink ice flamingo into Anna’s arms.  

“Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!” Melody ignored her mother’s objections, but Kristoff took the flamingo in one arm while the other took his wife in a warm embrace.

Melody then dragged Elsa onto the ice and stood in front of her, holding her hands.  Elsa knew exactly what Melody wanted so she grew ice around their wrists so she could hold on tight.

“You know, Sis, if you’re cold, just take a sip from my thermos.” Elsa smiled and winked at Melody, who quietly giggled, knowing her aunt was up to something.

Elsa spun around in a small circle, gradually picking up speed.  Melody’s legs came off the ground and the icy air lifted the light brown braid Elsa had styled for her that morning.  Her grey-glue eyes, almost the shade of Elsa’s, glittered against the white snow backdrop.

Anna coughed and spat out everything she had just put in her mouth.

“Don’t like it?” Elsa asked.  She nearly dropped Melody from laughing so hard.

“Hey!” Melody pouted, so Elsa refocused and picked up the pace.

“What kind of tea is this?  And why is it cold?  Never mind, I know why it’s cold.  But why is it so sour?”

“It’s pink lemonade, silly!”

Melody’s face brightened so Elsa gently lowered her down and melted the icy braces.  Melody skated feverishly to the edge of the ice and gulped the rest of the contents of the thermos down.

“Mmmmm!  I love the taste of pink!” She took her flamingo back from Kristoff and pet it’s icy feathers.

Kristoff surprised her from behind and she screamed. Before she knew it she was on his shoulders.

“Time for bed, Pinky!” he said.

Melody insisted on sleeping with Pinky.

“But won’t you be cold?” Anna asked as she tucked her in.

Melody shook her head side to side.  “The cold doesn’t bother me anyway, Mommy!”

Once she was left alone, Melody said, “I love you, Pinky!”

Then, in the highest pitch Melody could manage as a whisper, Pinky said, “I love you, too, Melody!”

*************

Like father, like daughter, right? 😉

[hannahhook7744]

I absolutely adore this even though I forgot that we ever came up with the whole 'Olaf misspelling Haul's name thing'. I love how you wrote it and how in character it is.

Great Job, Dragoneyes. Also maybe this is why Haul and Olaf fight as much as they do lol.

next time, think twice

Inspired by @hannahhook7744 ‘s original character and AU.

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“How are you doing, Mom and Dad?” the nurse asked, poking her head into the hospital room.

“Great, thanks,” Kristoff answered, as a tired but happy Anna beamed, cradling her newborn son in her arms. Neither of them could take their eyes off of his tiny face.

“I’m sorry to disturb you,” the nurse apologized. “But I have some papers at the nurses’ station for you to fill out, and they wanted it done as fast as possible? Something about royal inheritance legalities? I’m sorry-I can bring it here for you.”

“It’s fine,” Kristoff assured her, but he hesitated, locking eyes with Anna. She had just given birth and was in no state to be going down the hall to fill out a bunch of papers, and he didn’t want to leave her, to spend time away from getting to know his new son, even for just a few moments. Yet neither of them wanted this precious time disturbed by paperwork, either. This time, after the birth of their child, was a time sacred to husband and wife and their infant as they got to know him, and talk undisturbed. Not even Elsa, Anna’s beloved sister, was here; she was home in Arendelle with Anna and Kristoff’s twin three-year-old toddlers, making a winter wonderland for them, as she had done with Anna when the two of them were small, as they waited for their mother and father and new baby brother to come home.

Except…

“I can do it!” the small snowman in the corner volunteered. “I can fill out all these papers to give Anna a rest! Anna needs a rest, you know. You shouldn’t keep coming in here to bother her. What do you need to fill out in these papers anyway?”

“Well, the baby’s name,” the nurse answered, barely blinking an eye at the sentient, walking, talking snowman that danced excitedly around the room without melting at the indoor temperature. When you worked in the maternity ward that serviced many of the queens and princesses of Auradon, you tended to get used to outlandish things, like the sultana of Agrabah being rushed into the delivery room by flying carpet, with her frantic husband right behind her being transported by a blue genie; or a whole bunch of swamp creatures coming to visit the Princess of Maldonia. And compared to the veritable zoo of woodland animals that had been found in Snow White’s room, fussing over her newborn daughter, a snowman was nothing.

“Okay, the baby’s name,” the snowman said. “I can write the baby’s name. Wait, what’s the baby’s name?”

Anna rolled her eyes fondly. “It’s Hale, Olaf.”

“After my father,” Kristoff added.

“Okay!” Olaf said, already halfway out of the room.

“Our last name is Bjorgman!” Kristoff yelled after him. “With a J, and one N!”

Olaf lifted a branch arm in acknowledgement and followed the nurse away.

“Should we be letting him do this?” Anna asked, shifting her son in her arms.

Kristoff shrugged. “Elsa taught him how to write years ago. Besides, how hard can Prince Hale Bjorgman be to spell already?”

-

H-A-U-L  B-J-O-R-G-M-A-N, Olaf wrote confidentially on the form.

[damien-westergaard-bjorgman]

Anna and Kristoff & Sven and cute tongue :D ♥

Based on La Belle Dame Sans Merci by Frank Dicksee *my fav. artwork ever* 

[aliceinwonderchains]

Modern Kristoff pt1

[amysmusings-archive]

If Hans ever comes back, I just want him to be the most sarcastic, passive-aggressive little shit ever. Making backhanded remarks about Krisanna and Elsa. Him being legitmately creeped out by Olaf and getting his shit kicked in by Sven and the rest.

Not to the point where he's a butt-monkey but just so the writers add salt to the wound in the funniest ways ever, so when the sad things happen, like him making indirect remarks about how shitty his homelife is, it just makes the characters and by extension the audience go: "...oh."

I don't want a redemption because that would take away what made Hans interesting, also redemptions have been done to death in children's media in the worst ways possible. But maybe just...some justice against the abuse he suffered at the hands of his brothers and father.

And just, be that funny rival against the main cast.

I want Hans to recover, not be redeemed.

[holisticwolf95]

Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Frozen (Disney Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Elsa/Honeymaren (Disney), Anna/Kristoff (Disney), Elsa & Honeymaren (Disney), elsamaren - Relationship, Elsa/Honeymaren Characters: Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, OC - Character, Iduna - Character, Agnar, Honeymaren, Ryder, Gale, Nokk, Bruni, trolls - Character, Yelana, Mattias Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Adventure & Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Family Summary:

The story is not over. Elsa's demons come back to test her in ways she could never imagine. The young spirit has found herself but can she accept her own darkness? Will the sister's be able to survive their next journey with their hearts and minds fully intact? Anna/Kristoff. Elsa/Honeymaren rating may change

[theacademicminute]

On Union College Week: Revenge is a dish best served cold; but should it be served at all?

Krisanna Scheiter, associate professor of philosophy, looks into whether any good can come from getting even.

http://bit.ly/KScheAM

[thatcreepylithuanian]

Anna and Kristoff's Wedding Night Shenanigans

There was a heavy silence of calming breaths, filling the room with their love. Eventually, Anna could feel her toes again and a new energy began to run like fire down her limbs.

"OH!…Wow…So that's what sex is…" Anna could hardly lift her head but the goofiness of her words sparked a different tone than that which had settled.

"Yeah…" Exhausted agreement.

"I like it. Can we do it again?"

"Uh…" Kristoff's eyes shot open faster than he believed himself capable of in that moment.

"Come on, I'll be on top this time." Anna rolled over his waist with surprising energy; her eyes shining brightly in the moonlight.

Kristoff could barely think to breathe let alone speak but the sight before him was much too ethereal to deny.

The full scene can be found in my trash story (that will be rewritten soon)