#krhm

[sekai-no-reita]

the GazettE PVs 16/∞ : 貴女ノ為ノ此ノ命 (Anata no Tame no Kono Inochi)

[oldshowbiz]

1967.

Cartoon voice actors on the radio.

[niini5]

Jere talking about People's Champion aka the mushroom song

Translation:

"But, it was meant to thank, thank everyone of you dear people, who come to the gigs and all that, I dedicate this song for youuuuu.

But first, I'll take a sip of lonkero.

Does someone still drink the pineapple one?"

And then he rambles on about some dudes who were still partying like it was vappu (May the 1st)

Video by me

[rosetta-j-stone]

They should 100% get him to deliver Finland’s points next year oh my gosh

I was in a work meeting and I missed multilingual Jere? Can he just give out points from every country next year please? Please arrange so that every time they go to a new country there he is hello yes yes my favourite people there it is me yes

[frikatilhi]

may i have your thoughts on bojere bodyswap au? something happens, they wake up and poof, bodies swapped? how would they react?

Sorry, this has sat in my inbox for a while now.

"Hello?"

"...Bojan?"

"Jere? Is that you?"

"I think so?"

"Tell me you know what's happening. Because I'm staring at a mirror. And it's you in there. And then the phone rings. And it says Bojan calling. But I'm Bojan. Only I look like. Jere."

"Yes, me too. Wake up here. In Bojan underwear."

"In my... Hey! You better not be--"

"Had to pee."

"Fuck."

"It okay, it's very nice."

"HEY. Fine, two can play this game..."

"Wait no--"

"Well, you weren't exaggarating when you said it's tiny--"

"Hey!"

"Kidding, kidding."

"Fuck you."

"Your tits feel nice, by the way."

"Bojan titties also good. Small."

"Krhm. Concentrate. What do we do now?"

****

something something they take each other on a test drive so to speak, start figuring out which curse they have been hit with, figure out their feelings in the meantime, you know, the usual

[raapija]

Heyyyy, so I just had a question about the pookie au, well some questions

What was Lawrence's reaction (I can't remember if you've mentioned this somewhere)

And what did all the other drivers think, both retired and on the grid (again, can't remember if you've mentioned this)

Thanks for the ask! ✨

Lance's parents always knew he was gay, so the part of him dating a guy wasn't the problem. Lawrence was pretty stunned at first that it was a 37-something year old and then stunned again that it was Fernando. But he took a second to think and since Lance is a pretty level-headed person, he was okay with it. Nothing dramatic, Lawrence is chill as hell all the time and he trusts his kids to be smart.

Lance's mom on the other hand went a bit ballistic when she found out it was Fernando (everyone kept it from her for a while to come up with the best way to break the news but she found out on her own), because of course, Lance was and will always be her little baby boy, so who is this OLD-ASS MAN trying to get him way from her????? It took some persuading and actually meeting the Spaniard to turn her head around that the man was going to take care of Lance.

The grid was pretty much fine with it, all be it a little surprised. Sure, Nando had never hid that he liked both men and women and Lance had always had... a vibe about him, but them getting together was not on anyone's bingo card. Fernando had a reputation of playing mind games with EVERYONE to get what was best for him personally and they thought he was a little bit intimidating, but Lance was such a sweetheart and they all liked the kid so so much 🥺🥺. So them matching up was a surprise. War criminal + An actual angel is a strange combination.

I can't imagine any of the current OR retired drivers having a problem with it (krhm...egg head.. but we don't mention his name) and I feel like it wouldn't be a big deal to them. Maybe strange at first, but they'd get used to it. I think guys like Seb, Lewis and Romain would be sending congratulations cards to them while the others would just go "Okay! 👍 Anyway, as I was saying..." 😂

[thegnomelord]

I silently make my way to your ask box, after days of reading your content like a lurker I'm. During these days I have made an oc, CoD self insert (With Monster AU variant and today I bombed my unwilling friend with Monster AU Makarov x Self insert brainrot, because I got succumbed to all cute courting hcs etc.) and started impulse One-shot. . Krhm. But in all seriousness. I love your way of writing, In your long fic about the Mage reader, while reading, I was talking to my friend how the picturing of the magic is so good, it's ugly, hard, dirty but damn is it powerful too yet not too op. I mostly returned to the as simple scene as the shower one in chap 2, usage of words and picturing how things tasted an looked like. Being on the edge in chap 1 and even before "the janitor" comes in, something tingles in my writer head "*Something is going to happen, I can feel it.*" That fic was one of the instanses I fell in love on your way of worldbuilding too. I accidentally found your Good dog fic first, as I was trying to find something from the tags for my own unholy projects. I notice the Male reader tag and despite my hope being drained after years, I click on it. And I was so glad I did. (On a note I'm in very bad brainrot train on that man, it took the edge off.) So, out of curiosity, my mind now given water after so long for being dehydreided, I decided to take a peek. And I ended up reading a lot, finding it so refreshing to also have a top reader. And I eventually found the Trans fics. I'm Pre-transition, ftm and the first time ever, a bloody fucking nsfw fic, (besides horny), makes me happy and content *with myself and my future.* And that's most sappy I will go but I told you this that your fics has also truly imbacted in some deeper way. Okay, back to lurking, but I will be going to some recommended blogs too, because I might just go and read all of your fics again. Also about time I remember to follow you. Keep up the good work and good luck on your studies. ✌️

Yessss another one joins to the monsterloving/ monsterfucking cult lol and honestly those impulsive one shorts are some of the best things ppl write lol.

And honestly you're making me grin like a mad man while I'm writing this :Dd Not to toot my own horn but I've had the worldbuilding of the HHABF universe for years lol and I love when magic is this nitty gritty thing that's more harmful than useful if you don't know how to use it lol. It feels great when people like my work but it's even better it impacts ppl in a deeper way than just 'oh yeah fap material' you know?

If you wanna check out some other of my moots there's @lieutnt who was the reason I got into writing myself because his work was so inspiring lol, then there's @rodolfoparras has some monster141 works and his old man Price is scrumptious, @embry-garrick has some trans fics too if I remember correctly and is a talented writer @fortheb0ys did some makarov fics too and they're great lol.

[drscurvy]

PIRATE WAR!!!!!!!!!

Yes yes, the pirate war, isn't it nice? Ugh, incase I need everything to not go to shit, I should sent the message to my... Allies? I think? Krhm-

"Dear citizens of the Wumpa archipelago. I, Dr.Nikolaus Blackspot Scurvy, have sent this letter to the following to discuss further plans on the upcoming war.

@cortexrules

@nginiamhim

@biancabilby

@squeak-mascarade

@askthesciencerat

You are allowed to bring a plus one, but if they are not dressed accordingly, they will be used as sharkbait.

Inform me as your decision by message in a bottle, and prepare to meet in the docked ship by the northside of the islands.

Best regards, Dr.Scurvy~

[kleinstar]

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (ACCEPTING)

Eiden GASPS and grabs Veoc by shoulders, even shaking a little.

" Huh?! Did someone tell you that?!"

" Who told you that you're not beautiful?! I think we need to have a serious discussion about this. Listen -- "

His grip of Veoc tightens slightly leaving no room for misunderstandings. Finger also rises to point at the very handsome man in front of him.

" You're beautiful, don't you let anyone tell you otherwise ok??? "

Veoc doesn't say anything at first but to think that a few words would elicit a reaction like this...

" Pardon me but it was myself...? "

Staring at Veoc's extremely puzzled expression Eiden's eyes widen. Oops, he got a little too into that, what kind of image is he trying to paint here?! Awkwardly Eiden closes his eyes for a second. He clears his throat and gives Veoc few pats on the shoulders, cheeks gaining a red shade.

" ....krhm. My bad", he starts then giving a direct if a little awkward look at him, " but like... the point stands ok? "

" The point? "

Eiden's red gains another layers as he turns to continue their way to the restaurant they were heading towards.

" I'm really hungry so let's just go ok?! "

[effelants]

So I was tagged and otherwise called upon by @anderstrevelyan to share a WIP Wednesday today, and, considering the theme of Elena's wippie for the day, let me present my own humble contribution:

Vierna's thoughts about kissing Valas, or, more specifically, part of the Vierna POV of the first kiss scene shared by Elena as her wippie for the day.

It's excellent, by the way, you should go read it here (and also scream with me about how great V&V are).

Okay, that was enough being normal out of me, so now let me say what I actually want to say about this excerpt and also Elena's excerpt (seriously, go read it):

GHHHHHHH I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS SO MANY FEELINGS GHHGHGDHJGJHDGHJHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAA I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS SO MANY FEELINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Krhm. Anyway. Tagging some people from my notes and that otherwise came to mind to also share what they're working on, if they'd like to (no pressure, though, and let me know if you don't want to get tagged in these going forward, and I'll stop!):

@inquisimer @agentkatie @dreadfutures @crackinglamb @briarfox13 @kirkwallgremlin @breninarthur @laurelsofhighever

And also tagging… you! Yes, you, you wonderful, amazing, creative, gorgeous person! Are you reading this and want to share for WIP Wednesday? Please consider yourself tagged! I’d be honored if you’d share something you’re working on and tagged me in the post, so that I can see it and enjoy your work! ♥

[kleinstar]

This is second encounter from recent timing with a total stranger getting all up close and personal within short time. Eiden doesn't know whether he'd call that lucky or not.

The eyes that coolly gaze into his flicker gold - they're gorgeous, hell this guy is just that in general...A hot guy looking at him like he's beneath him, Eiden could get a kick out of this. He kind of does but at the same time that only worsens his blight, reddening his cheeks further.

" That's not... "

" I... I'm just a normal healthy guy ok? "

You're the one that started rubbing a dildo in front of me!!! The shape should have hinted as much!!!

「✧」 Death by pleasure.

That sounded familiar. He remembered vaguely how the upper echelons of society lost themselves to joys of the flesh to while away their empty, painless days. It had never interested him, so he'd never bothered to find out more—besides, what sort of commander would he be if he indulged in such pointless pastimes?

"A dildo," he repeats, clear voice expelling the word as if it was made of brittle glass. No wonder it looked so much like... "I believe this is the first time I've seen one."

His thoughts cut off as he continued to press the button, finally cycling through all of the movement options until the toy grew still. Setting it back on the counter in front of Eiden, he dusted off his hands and finally noticed the human's scarlet complexion. A gloved hand reached out to cup him by the chin, lifting his face until brown eyes looked into his own.

"What excites you about it?"

"Are you such a slave to lust that even the suggestion of physical intimacy is enough to weaken your resolve?"

[puppy-phum]

20.7.2023 - Mork's background and past?

Looking at Mork's shirt in this picture we got today, we can see it says "Magan Medical Clinic" on it. People have been theorizing it might be bc Mork worked at a medical clinic before and switched to work as a mechanic for some reason (His debtors? Something happened that made him unable to continue? This was for some type of internship and he had to pause his studies to get money?) or that he lied about his profession to Day's family (tho I personally find this unlikely, even if I'd enjoy watching this lie unfold at some point of the story).

To be honest, I cannot think why he would be wearing this shirt. Is he lending it from someone to appear more fitting to his role? Is it a joke between Mork and Day? Is Mork really deceiving Day's family? After Mork so clearly stated in the trailer that he wasn't looking for this job to take care of someone or bc he enjoys such a job, I find it hard to believe he is a medical worker (tho ofc he could be just specializing to something else). Tho I also think there must be a reason why Namtan's character pushes Mork towards applying to this type of job out of all the options he has. Maybe he does have the experience and background. That would change the vibe I get from Mork as a character and make me even more curious about his backstory. Which I hope they will have enough time to explore during the expected 12 episodes on top of exploring Day's life, the accident, and MorkDay's relationships (with each other and with the other ppl around them).

(Also enjoyed today's other updates! Sea/Day wearing Mork's mechanic shirt [x] at the garage was adorable. I'd love to see a moment of Mork taking Day at his workplace and showing him around and maybe letting him try doing things there. Tho wearing each other's shirts also gives me... other ideas. Krhm.

They apparently also filmed on the street today [x] so probably the scenes of Mork taking Day outside and Day learning to walk with the cane? Mork telling Day he doesn't have to be so stubborn and can accept help etc., you know the scene. I'm positively vibrating. It is all coming together and it makes me so emotional to see this.

bonus: Sea filming our sleepy boy in the car [x])

[professionalcharmer]

congratz on getting railed

KRHM—wE—We didn't do—Where did you get *that* from!??

[homokommari]

she needs dental work. krhm. anyone wanna. um. commission art?

[lichromantic-reblogs]

Krhm... allow me to present to you: the award-winning ttrpg system based on DnD 3.5: Pathfinder 2nd edition! Which is available online for free, and... get this... comes with a series of lore-friendly assistive items. Including a few different wheelchairs with add-ons sold separate. No, they're not homebrew.

[drscurvy]

Are you part bird? I see your foot and you have some sort of beak.

Wow, a thriple threat!

But do calm down, as much as I appreciate the enthusiasm, I sadly have my hands full with the whole "war."

But let me shed some light on your questions~

You have a very keen eye to spot my talons, but no I'm not part "bird". I am actually a shapeshifter, from my... Ugh, "father's" side. And this beak? Is my trusty mask, my mother's old one that I fitted for new adventures...

Two:

Yes I have had Scurvy! Wich was the reason I am currently undead. 21 years since my death, wich I'd rather not dwell on too long... And if I see that roach commenting about the "bliss" of death, I will hang myself with his intestines-

Krhm... But anyway Number three-

For that there is a quite a simple answer! You steal it! KRAAHAHAA-