#kraft kraft kraft

[kulaykonfetti]

[odinsblog]

This year’s Super Bowl was a weapon of mass distraction. If there’s any justice, future generations will remember the game not for Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce, or Taylor Swift but for the US-funded attacks on Palestinian civilians that occurred while so many Americans were glued to their TVs. During the game, watched by well over 100 million people in the United States, Israel launched a bombing raid of Rafah in the Gaza Strip, the most densely populated area on earth. More than 1 million people had fled now-leveled Gaza City to the refugee camps in Rafah and surrounding areas. Palestinians who have survived previous Israeli strikes are now staving off disease, destitution, and fear.

Meanwhile, CBS granted the Israeli government space for an ad about the 130 hostages left in Gaza. This ad, meant to build public support and justify the slaughter of nearly 30,000 civilians in Gaza, spurred 10,000 people to register complaints with the FCC, because the commercial did not disclose that a foreign government had paid for it. Coupled with the Rafah raid, this looks more like military synergy than happenstance. 

New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft also spent $7 million on an ad from his organization Foundation to Combat Anti-Semitism. It features Clarence Jones, a 93-year-old former speech writer for Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Kraft and other pro-war billionaires use the memory of King so much, they should be paying his family indulgences for slandering his name. The ad failed to mention that Kraft has given $1 million to pro-war AIPAC and donated $1 million in 2016 to Donald Trump’s inauguration. Given that Kraft says that the Nazi march in Charlottesville was his motivation to start his foundation (Charlottesville was the one with “good people on both sides,” according to Trump), his hypocrisy is insidious.

Kraft and Israel want the same thing: a blank check to uproot Palestinians from Gaza and build settlements. One can also only imagine if a peace organization tried to buy an ad asking Israel and the United States the question: “How many dead children will be enough?” I suspect it would be denied faster than a public-service announcement about concussions.

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[anotherguynamedjeremy]

Oh. We lost another great comedy figure, Martin Mull.

While I'm more familiar of him through Danny Phantom as Vlad Plasmius, I did watch Sabrina The Teenage Witch, where he played the high school principal Willard Kraft.

He was also in Two and a Half Men and Arrested Development.

[goobersplat]

Pokemon Macaroni and Cheese Kraft Set of 6

[anal-bravery]

Y'all. Kraft just erected an 8 foot tall monument to its own mayonnaise outside of Merriam Webster's HQ in Springfield in an effort to make "Moist" Merriam Webster's word of the year. It feels like an article from the fucking Onion but this is real life

[x-snowstorm-x]

Manche Kämpfe kann man nicht gewinnen, egal wie hart man gekämpft hat.

[justintaco]

[thealtoduck]

*BatCat!Bro doing another commercial cause third times the charm*

Dick: Jason, are you sure about this?

Jason: Yeah, trust me on this one.

*Take 1*

BatCat!Bro: Kraft Mac & Cheese. It’s like my bathrobe and slippers had a baby on my tongue.

Director: Cut!

*Take 5*

BatCat!Bro: Kraft Mac & Cheese. If your parents don’t buy it stop loving them.

Director: No!

*Take 7*

BatCat!Bro: You’ll take it to the freshman dance and you’ll get to first base.

Director: What?!

*Take 16*

BatCat!Bro: You guys Wrexham fans?

Director: Please stop.

*Take 20*

BatCat!Bro: So good, you’ll want to fire your grandma.

Director getting annoyed: Cut!

*Take 23*

BatCat!Bro: Like laying in a warm wet bed… that you are not ashamed of.

Director: Holy shhh-

*Take 31*

BatCat!Bro: If you don’t like it I’ll fucking find you.

Director: Whoa! Whoa!

*Behind the scenes*

Director: Why won’t he just say the line?

Jason: This might be my fault. I can fix this.

*Jason walks over to BatCat!Bro and leans down*

Jason: Hey Bud!

Jason, whispering: Listen, you need to get it the- *censored swearing and threats*…

*Take 32*

BatCat!Bro: Kraft Mac & Cheese. Help Yourself… And never stop loving your parents. *Smiles*.

[raystarkitty]

Artfight is being janky so I’ll post here first xD Attack on @jukeboxxx21, she mentioned forever ago that Funfetti and Kraft would be good friends!

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (2001)

[shiftythrifting]

4 horsemen of the food apocalypse

[kulaykonfetti]

[cozylittleartblog]

snow miku 2024 🧡🥄❄

art print on my etsy for the holidays!

[senjo]

[cakerollk]

Back on my bullshit

[bigcatbulges]

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