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why is this on the s6 teams wiki, have they ever even interacted?? 😭
#wait they kinda cooked here#its empirically untrue. they made that shit up#but they did cook#can we make this happen. retroactively
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Maybe there would be less conflict on the server if there wasn’t a faction whose entire life hangs on causing chaos and clip farming.
The admins said it themselves weeks ago- Tango even said it to Pangi directly on stream, the creative kills are meant to be clips. That’s why pvp doesn’t count even though there can be some REALLY creative pvp plays, and even though you can get some really popular clips out of it (see: Pangi killing Tubbo.) It’s also why it’s now against the rules for anyone to give their lives for Red Team like Foolish did, that isn’t ‘exciting’ enough
It’s the same logic that Purgatory was run under: everything had to have the capacity to go viral. Former admins said that the teams were split the way they were to create the most conflict possible, and that seems like what’s going on with the Realm.
A lot of people have started complaining about how much chaos and violence there is on the Realm these days, and they’re also following the Purgatory Way and blaming everything on one specific group of people (Red and Green Teams) rather than acknowledging the flawed server system as a whole.
If Red Team doesn’t get an ‘exciting’ kill, they all die. This is inherently flawed because it forces people into specific actions while ignoring the purpose of the server: personal choice and freedom. The server wasn’t meant for lore! Tubbo said as much before day one, but this was immediately changed as soon as the Red Team was introduced. Now, people joining the server are forced into the Red Team and told they have to kill. Sure, they can not- like Sausage and uh. The majority of Red Team, who haven’t really logged on past day one- but they’re still bullied and attacked by the other characters for the simple crime of being on Red Team. Unlike the other factions, Red Team never got a choice. They aren’t allowed to change teams, and nobody from another team can join their team (except Jack Manifold ig.) They’re all forced into the role of villains with no choice to join, say, Blue or Yellow.
All this has done is created the conflict that people are complaining about. Nobody on Green can show where they live because it’ll be trapped by Ros or Aimsey. Pangi and Pili can’t sit on a roof and talk without being condescended to and accused of wrongdoing. Foolish can’t talk to Pili without being looked down upon by his kingdom.
And then the players who wanted a low-stakes casual server can’t join anymore because everything ties back to ‘Us vs Them’. Slimecicle dipped on day one, probably because he’s done wkth MCRP. How many players stopped logging in once there started being lore and conflict essentially forced upon them by the server’s very rules?
Every time someone on the server has come up with an alternative to the violence and chaos, such as getting people who don’t join to voluntarily get killed by Red Team, it’s shut down by the admins. Meanwhile, there appears to be favoritism towards the server’s ’good guys’, like Ros’ and Tubbo’s protection butterflies or rule changes that only seem to benefit them. While some of those rule changes are because members of Red or Green find out ‘loopholes’, it’s also kind of crazy how every rule change has benefited Yellow and Blue and hurt Green and Red.
Is this favoritism purposeful? Almost absolutely not, but it is convenient for causing conflict. Tensions rise as a result of all these things combined, and it’s all manufactured and really just not fun to watch anymore. Yellow is sick of being ‘targeted’, Blue is sick of Green and Red existing, and Red is sick of having to kill. (Green is just kind of vibing tbh, they’re chaotic and violent even without the killing rule.)
Even if the factions event ends soon, which I hope it does for the sake of the server, the fandom won’t be any less toxic. The conflict will continue in some way because this is what the server has built up as its base for content: conflict. None of it is natural, it’s all manufactured, and it’s all extremely Not Fun.
So don’t get angry at Red for killing and trapping, that’s all they were created to do. And that will never change.
#i feel like the realm is falling into a lifesteal-esque Cycle#but without the player agency that makes that cycle fun to watch/participate in#the cycle of violence on lifesteal is so iconic BECAUSE its driven by the choices of the people participating#people who are all VOLUNTARILY participating#they technically could stop if they wanted#but that would never happen because of the people they are and the choices they make#and the conflict that arises out of that is what makes the story#on the realm it feels like the story is forced out of its participants by gunpoint#they want violence bound by rules made by people with no/skewed stakes#if that makes any sense
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i still think it's absurd how people with no issue with smp fanfic containing violence and dark themes would also argue that romance is in any way "closer to rpf"
i think too many people just egregiously misunderstood what "the line between mcrp and rpf is blurry" means because where it's actually blurry is in regards to characterization, not any subject matter because there's no correlation between something being more or less based on reality and what topics it chooses to cover
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Tr!Pangi saying - "That rush of adrenaline when I killed was so thrilling. I'm starting to miss it. But I can't just kill anyone on the street you know, it has to be well thought out like Dexter. Slow and well thought out"
"I can't just keep killing them for no reason. That's when you get greedy. I want that rush and excitement back. If I just kill anybody, it won't be as meaningful. They have to sin first before I sin back"
#OH PANGI OH PANGI#the realm doing some shit to him istg#“the have to sin first before i sin back” coughing up blood
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lifesteal rpf but pentar only appears doing a headstand
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i have a very unlikely crack theory that FOCUS jumped in hearts suddenly bc they found a heart dupe. and the only reason they didnt get all 3 of them to 20 was so they wouldnt raise an unreasonable, incredibly obvious amt of suspicion or smt.
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lifesteal’s most disfunctional team !1!
(i took kab’s “lab experiment” lore and ran with it. get frankensteined)
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5]
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a lot of folks on this website will specifically describe people as Cis or Neurotypical to signal someone is boring/basic when I think the word they're truly looking for in their heart is "normie" but they won't say it because it makes them sound like a 4chan user
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first batch of (probably) many where i’ll be drawing 3-5 lifestealers per post
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4]
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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel
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purple and red people
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4]
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omg look at how they look at each other 😍😍 there's NO romantic explanation for this literally the amount of devotion they have could only be platonic. people who r just dating don't act like that, those two are sooo best friends
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feel free to lmk ur country and answer if u rb!!
#yes but only on campus bc the brick roads are super uneven#and you would Die.#off campus in actual roads its uncommon but not Weird
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Felt like saying it here as well
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