#kor phaeron

[mahleb]

Request from one chat, the first meeting of Lorgar with the brothers XD Request text: "The first brothers Lorgar met were Magnus and Sanguinius, whom he mistook for an angel and a demon. And therefore he, as a religious man, studiously ignored them, so as not to show his father that he was hallucinating, despite their friendliness and some resentment for being ignored"

[yesthe-artblog]

when your dad goes to the store and leaves your shithead brother in charge

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[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[skinnedbutalive]

Yep, these are all Kor Phaerons :D Poor Hanur, he has a shawarma icon above his desk…

[skunts-own-truth]

Kor Phaeron’s always wanting to go to Sonny’s BBQ.

[front-line-head-line]

Thought of the Day: Only The Lost Understand True Terror

[ask-the-crimson-king]

We take my Wrath & Glory sessions very seriously when he shows up.

[ixiino]

[doolallymagpie]

turns out my little “some purifiers aren’t ‘real’ astartes because they were recruited after they were too old for the traditional augments” is kind of actually a thing

kor phaeron is one of these “false astartes”, he was an old man when lorgar decided to make him all big and meaty (and then compensated for being below space marine baseline by getting a sweet suit of terminator armor)

[egrets-not-regrets]

I would watch this comedy special movie.

Imagine reader and Lorgar having a romantic evening and in the background Kor Phaeron and his two Word Bearer lackeys is ready to try absolutely everything in his power to ruin it, and to no one's surprise he fails miserably because every attempt backfires spectacularly. Actually I am picturing him losing his cool with his lackeys just like in the Hercules movie from Disney like-

-Jingling sound- Kor Phaeron: What. Is. That. Word Eater lackey: -Wearing a bracelet- Oh, this? I-I don't know, Mother- I, I mean, the temptress gave it to me and I thought it looked kinda pretty, it matches my power armor... Kor Phaeron: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this... Temptress, before he proposes to her and the entire plan I've set up for the last few decades goes up in smoke... And you are wearing HER ACCURSED. GIFTS. -Sounds of obnoxious munching-

Kor Phaeron: -Slowly turns around-

Word Eater Lackey 2: -Eating from the lunchbox reader clearly made for him-

Word Eater Lackey 2: ... -Hesitantly offers the box to Kor Phaeron after a nervous laughter- Hungry...?

-Kor Phaeron fucking explodes screaming in rage-

Love how it's canon here now that Lorgar's wife is just fucking winning all the time and Kor Phaeron is some cartoon fucking villain screaming at the sky

[mahleb]

[shishanya]

I've never been interested in Lorgar but started reading his "primarchs" book AND I'M DYING poor baby, he was so sweet cute and innocent when old junk found him. The smallest meow meow, I want to steal him and kiss him on both cheeks

What destroys me is the fact that it wasn't Kor Phaeron who found him at first - Lorgar was found by other nomads, and this bitch only accidentally stumbled upon them and took the little kitten for himself and killed those nomads and began to abuse the poor guy almost daily

I read almost nothing (±150 pages...) and I'm already covered in snot and tears and smeared on the wall, HE'S SUCH A BABY, by the way, I like that his eyes are purple

Fuck u Kor Phaeron

[skinnedbutalive]

I'm slowly working on another comic so here's one more icon. This time with Kor Phaeron :)

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

No. NO. I REFUSE. Kor Phaeron wanted to stick his dark, pulsating knife down Guilliman's throat in a perfectly platonic manner, that man is a skin-crawling creep and I do not want to think about him in any sexual context much less one involving the giant blueberry, I'm usually open to blorbo-torturing but I got my limits ok???

Fuck. Now I can't get the image out of my head. >:(

Also Narek wanted to stick his (ok, Grammaticus's) dark, pulsating knife in LORGAR'S neck in Unremembered Empire, it is very important that you remember this because it's what makes the crazy bastard so lovable.

I just had a realization.

That for three books (Know no Fear, The Unremembered Empire and Ruinstorm) the Word Bearers whole mission was to shove a their hard metal knives down Guilliman's throat so he~

And I quote

"May become soft and pliant under him"

Kor Phaeron's words not mine. Very, very. Straight of him. I mean I can't see why people would think of it as anything more besides a very straight man talking about his enemy. Super straights agree that its the straightest things to say in a battlefield. As straight as a wet noodle in a pool.

If I had a nickel for every time the whole mission for the Sons of Lorgar was to stick their dark pulsating knives down Guilliman's throat, I'd have three nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it's happened three times...

[horuslupercal]

I often find myself fascinated by cawl with the primaris bc did you know decimus androdinus felix used to be terrified of them? but cawl considers him (and the primaris in general, it feels) like their son(s). and cawl with their subcawls and, in essence, fronting probably (to my mind at least) had different personality "loadouts" for different things. checkup cawl vs surgeon cawl vs recovery cawl and so on. predictable but not consistent

they're simultaneously the primaris' dad/surgeon/researcher/torturer (given the processes of both becoming an astartes and a primaris as well as shit like felix basically just going in and out of stasis to be experimented on until he turned out right) and I just.... would LOVE to see more of this in a book. also I like cawl