#kookaburra splatalot

[weltato]

Guys... there's a great pose of Kook's and I edited it bc I could.

Look at him. Such a sassy pose for someone allergic to sass 😂

[spruudelsoda]

Does anyone else remember Splatalot? I love the defenders so much but there is no fandom ahahaha :,)

[jellyfishmoon72]

Remember "Hoopa And The Clash Of Ages"? Everyone shits on the movie but honestly it's not so bad. The moral of how living life in pursuit of power is a hollow way to live and it will only end up hurting you and those around you; plant a flower, eat a doughnut, and make some friends is certainly hitting some nails on the head these days. I was listening to it in the background while drawing this. It's titled:

Alive

I called it that because the background is based off the Arabic word "عايش".

If you'd like a drawing like this (colour, shading, lighting and all), consider donating $10 or more to @/omarfamily10 . DM me with proof and my hands are at your disposal (within reason, don't be gross about it). You want a drawing of you with your favourite Pokemon? An insert getting a smooch on the cheek from your Tumblr Sexyman of choice? A portrait of Kookaburra from the super niche show Splatalot that only I and three other people remember? I'm on it, I can look up references for things I'm unfamiliar with.

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(Note: I reserve the right to refuse your request if it is bigoted in any way, illegal, or too nsfw for my cootie-averse self)

Omar's father is his last surviving family member and is slowly and painfully dying of sultan's disease. The man needs medicine every three days and there are no fully functional hospitals in Gaza. Omar sent me a message earlier today (Jan 7th 2025) and let me know that he has $110 left to raise so that he can get the medicine his father needs.

His evacuation fund is currently sitting at $21,499/$25,000.

This kid is 18 years old. I know a lot of people who follow me are around my age (20's) and some of us struggle to call our dentists because we're afraid of phone calls. I think you should sit with that for a moment. If it makes you feel guilty, good news: that is the correct feeling to feel. Guilt, shame, anger, all of them are very human emotions. All of them can motivate you. Let them.

Do not give into apathy.

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[becrystalamazed]

Justification for placement under the cut:

Pure Child:

Skye Zero (Last Commanders) - She's canonically a teenager and canonically still in school! So she's a literal child-child.

Wise/Child:

Zane/Zayn (Project Z) - Alice rescued him, and since she was focusing on secondary schools, maybe he's a sixth-former? I mean, he can drive, so at least older than 17. But this isn't explicitly canon, she might have picked him up elsewhere, so his child-ness is less intense. He's fairly professional, which gives him his wise rating.

Raven of New (Raven) - Previously a child who had to save the world, now an adult who has to save the world. I did some maths, and she has to be younger than 25, which is still pretty young. She has some slight insecurity which adds to this. However, she's also absolutely badass.

Pure Wise:

Raven of Old (Raven) - I did consider putting him center, because in series 1 he is a bit of a silly young adult. But he's pure serious wise mentor in pretty much every other series, so I decided against it.

Satyarani (Raven: The Secret Temple) - Very serious, very good at her job, and also potentially as old as her homeland itself.

Princess Erina (Raven: The Island) - Again, very serious, very good at her job.

Agent L (Spy School) - Maybe I should put just doing their job for all of them. Although she stands out purely because of how serious she is against such a bizarre supervillain.

Alys Hunter (Prosiect Z) - While Itopia!Alys has a few moments of silliness - example: stealing Macs' milkshake - Prosiect!Alys is more focused on saving these children's lives, and surviving.

Alice (Project Z) - Similar to Alys, focused on saving the kid's lives. Although she's slightly weirder with some of her Zed-avoiding methods.

Wise/Weird:

Kelleran Beq (Jedi Temple Challenge, and now the Mandolorian) - Mostly serious Jedi, but isn't afraid to mess around and be weird a bit.

Gem (Swashbuckle) - Silly by the nature of a primary school show, but also starts to get more involved in various antics in the later series. Is, however, primarily a Good Role Model focused on getting her treasure back.

The Argonds (The Adventure Game) - Very competent at puzzle solving, but they all enjoy being very weird on purpose. See: cutlery in ears from series 3, and the whole of the series 2 finale.

Treguard (Knightmare) - Has mastered the dungeon himself, but also is unsettling-creepy-weird.

Pure Weird:

The Defenders (Splatalot) - The Weirdest.

The Caretaker (Trapped!) - Very weird in a silly, feral, kid-gross kinda way. Sure, his being held in a tower of horrors and being made to trap kids for his freedom, but he’s sure as hell having fun with it.

The Professor (Don’t Unleash the Beast) - Spends a lot of time talking to a skull and is very fond of child endangerment. Less eccentric, more plain strange.

Agatha (Relic: Guardians of the Museum) - Creepy, and not just in the ghost way. Jolly good show kids!

The Interceptor (Interceptor) - The fourth birdperson of the gameshow apocalypse (the other three are Raven, Raven and Kookaburra). Is not actually a birdman. He just likes chasing people with his arms out like wings while screeching like an eagle.

The Freedom Fighters (Last Commanders) - The improv makes way for a LOT of weirdness.

Weird/Child

Wiley Sneak (Trapped!) - An Unfortunate, so therefore a child. Has been the same age for over 100 years, so also technically is and is not a child? Feral, and is exactly as sane as you’d expect given his circumstances.

Caleb Lansing-Gant (Mission: 2110) - Age is again complicated. Frozen at 17. Stayed in stasis for several decades. Thawed. At the time of the show he’s technically 22, but also only had 5 years of memory, and also still acts like he’s 17? However you see it, 22 is still pretty young. He’s weird in a very childish, playful and very random way. He also has a slight degree of wisdom, but only slight.

Weird/Wise/Child

Mila (The Quest) - Her actress was 20-ish, I believe, and she blends in with the 14-16-year-old paladins too well to be an adult. She's a competent and badass warrior but... she did deal with the mind-controled-Silas-about-to-kill-the-heirs by literally pouncing on him, so still fairly weird.

No

CO.CO. (The Satallite Game) - The most boring host character of all time

L.A.R.I. (The Satallite Game) - The most annoying avatar character of all time.

Codsby (Virtually Impossible) - He has a human nose. He should burn in hell.

Click for better image quality

The idea would not leave me, so I present:

The Offical Children's Gameshow Character/Protagonist Alignment Chart!!

(Closer to corner = Higher intensity, Colour = Part of that group)

How many characters do you recognise?

[royalswille]

thanks king <3

[fbfh]

kookaburra relationship and intimacy hcs

wc: ~800

warnings: dirty talk 6+(including actual phrases and quotes from the show,,,, sorry,,,), praise and degradation, mild affectionate bullying/teasing, kook is kinda mean :(, nests/pillow forts for fucking, grinding, kook is a switch (but we knew this), he's also clingy lol, one mention of "fucking you stupid", shower sex, bratty kook, one mention of kook having a heat (story for another time), riding/grinding his abs, gn reader, aftercare cuddles

a/n: my brain has been both entirely off and also filled with this idiot so enjoy!!!!! this is filthy as fuck lol

As with all steamy/smutty/nsfw works all characters are aged up to 18+

With that being said

Let’s get into it

‘,:)

Oh my god this horny birdbrained idiot

New entry on the characters I’m surprised I got thirsty for list

But for real I hope you’re ready

Everything this boy says is an innuendo

Literally everything

It’s either going to be an innuendo, praise and pet names, or moderate bullying and degrading teasing that gets you really, really wet

And believe me he’ll use a lot of pet names

“Sweetie”

“Darling”

“Sweetheart”

Sometimes sincere sometimes obviously teasing

Always with that stupid fucking smirk

He’ll give you tons and tons of attention to rile you up and make you flustered

“I’m just here for you, yeah? Is that alright?”

Then once you’re worked up and entirely wrapped around his finger

Once he’s made you a writhing desperate needy mess

Then he’ll start teasing you

He’s mean!!! and teases you a lot!!! >:(

“Aww, I’m sorry sweetheart :(” with that little pout

No he’s not he loves seeing you like this

He’ll make you beg just cause he thinks it’s cute

Also so he can bully you more

He’ll rile and tease the shit out of you!!!! Constant innuendos!!!!!

Some more subtle than others

“I’m good at magic, I can make huge things disappear”

Ajg;alkjf;sklsldjfls

He will nest with you a lot

He’ll make special cozy little pillow fort nests

Just to rearrange your fucking guts

The first time you see a cozy lil pillow fort you poke your head in out of curiosity

He fucking tackles you, pinning you to the plush ground

“D’ya like our love nest sweetheart? I made it just for you~”

He sing songs, cock already grinding into your ass

He really likes making you play with yourself

Like a lot

One of his favorite ways to tease you is to make you touch yourself after he gets you all riled up

And of course his fingers can reach way deeper inside you than yours can

He’ll get you dripping wet and make you touch yourself

“Don’t have to check out niagra falls now, huh?”

He watches lil frustrated tears appear in the corners of your eyes as you feel all empty without him

He thinks it’s so cute

Cue more teasing

He’ll drag you around with him to do all your daily activities and tasks together

Partially cause he really likes spending time with you

Being around you

He finds a lot of comfort in your presence

Partially because there’s more opportunities for him to fuck you absolutely stupid

“Time for a shower…” means one of two things

Either you actually shower together

And things get very heated

Or he’ll shower you in….

Other substances…

Some of his dirty talk will either make you drip or laugh

“Welcome to cum town, population you”

Could go either way

If you do laugh

He will get even with you

“Who’s laughing now, sweetheart?” not you

He’ll go into a “kookaburra frenzy” and fuck you till you’re both on the brink of passing out

When he goes into heat??!?!!?!?!?!?!!

Oh god that’s gonna end up with it’s own set of headcanons or this will go on forever

He’ll dance with you painfully awkwardly

And you’ll just end up bumping and grinding in a matter of minutes

Ngl he’s kind of a brat

He will get so fucking pouty

“Please, sweets, please touch me…”

He only calls you sweets when he gets really really needy and subby

Then as soon as you start touching him, making him feel good like only you can

He’ll get so fucking bratty so fast

He can get really whiny at times

He can also get really frustrated at times

Sexually frustrated

That usually leads to a kookaburra frenzy

Which leads to neither of you being able to walk for days

It’s a good thing he has wings and can fly you from place to place

He calls it’s Kook’s taxi service

Which is like actually really cute

Will both praise and degrade you a lot

Like a whole lot

Ride his abs!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ride his fucking abs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He’ll grab onto your hips and and grind you against his abs until you’re literally dripping

“Aww, look at you getting all excited for me…”

He’ll make you cum as many times as you possibly can

Aftercare mostly consists of kissy groping and cuddles

He’ll wrap you up in his big purple wings and you’ll both be asleep in minutes

After more drowsy affectionate teasing, of course

[melthehoneybee]

Today I realized that pretty much anything Kookaburra from Splatalot has said sounds like something that would come out of Junkrat’s mouth.... 

reference video one

reference video two

[showzens]

3, 5, 13, and 14 for the gay asks

3. what other labels have you used other than your current ones?

what labels havent i used lol, particular ones i remember well are nonbinary, pansexual, gay guy, genderfluid, fluidflux

5. tell the story of the funniest reaction to you coming out

its not a specific story, but every male relative has now started calling me mate and its my favourite thing

13. favorite gay music video?

i dont know any music videos really, soz

14. "how did they not realize i was gay" moments?

me saying i was in love with kookaburra from splatalot and david bowie in labyrinth. i mean i know i was afab but come ON

[weltato]

Spotify was mean to me and wouldn't let me have Sir Plumbob as my profile picture because he was too small :(

(here's Sir Plumbob, in case my Tumblr pfp is too small)

So I went one better, if such a thing can be possible.

Kookaburra with his yellow umbrella :)

I love him 💚💜

[weltato]

Hey #splatalot Tumblr I gotta ask...do you ever think about the defenders fighting? Like, what their fighting style or tactics would be? Bc I have...I thought about it a lot actually.

Mostly Kook, but if they were all a team I thought about the rest of them too.

[weltato]

(psst, correct answer is Kook :))

More polls will come bc I'm in a Splatalot rabbit hole now 😂

[royalswille]

oh to be called ‘sweetie’ by Kookaburra 😩🥺

[royalswille]

the only good thing about season 2 is guaranteed Kookaburra every episode

[royalswille]

Wait okay so I did the maths and if I’m right James Elmer was only 19 when he first played Kookaburra and that’s so wild to me?? I assumed like mid-20s

[fbfh]

kookaburra relationship and intimacy hcs incoming!!!!

up now on my patreon and dropping here 3/31/22 at 5pm!!!!! pls tell me i'm not the only one who had a crush on him as a child!!!!!!!! also full episodes of splatalot are on youtube if you wanna rewatch them it's hilarious!!!!!!

[fbfh]

hi! I've been in the hospital for a little less than two weeks and I'm finally free! what did I miss in terms of your wonderful writing and like updates in general? :> -🌕

MOON MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH AND IM SO GLAD YOURE BACK!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU'RE DOING BETTER AND FEELING BETTER!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU BABES!!!!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Okay uhhhhhhh..... between now and valentines day jj maybank soft fwb headcanons and Ricky bowen soft yandere baby trapping headcanons were posted, and here's my valentines day post (HAPPY LATE VALENTINES DAY BTW ILY!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡)

Besides that prolonged bisexual panic has been getting a lot of love (WHICH I SO SO APPRECIATE!!!!!!) so I cross posted that to my ao3 lol

I'm currently working on a Billy hargrove smut that's well over 4k, and most of that is still the outline lmao

OH I finished season 2 of outer banks which I won't rant abt here cause of spoilers but I CALLED EVERY TWIST AND I LOVE CLEO AND JJ DESERVES BETTER!!!!!!!!!!

I watched the first descendants movie 4 times in one day a few days ago and listened to the camp rock soundtrack all day today so I'm doing questionabley at best /j where's that clip of Amelia fart talking about listening to the victorious soundtrack on the bus cause that's the mood

OH and I did my nails a few days ago and they're super pretty!!!!! I love how they turned out!!!!!!!

How are you doing??? I hope you're good and I'm so glad you're back and ily!!!!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ I'll edit all the links in here in a second hold up

Edit: a few things I forgot, the tag list has been updated with options for splatalot and descendants characters, and kookaburra relationship and intimacy hcs and Percy + touch starved bff reader hcs have been scheduled!!!!