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herbert shooting up too much reagent and hallucinating meg

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I'm sure someone has made this before but I couldn't find it so I remade it anyway (former?) polygon tumblr really has me like

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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

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i want to get a master's degree i want to take a cake decorating class i want to dance i want to sing i want to write and remember how to think i want to swim i want to be free

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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

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current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

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ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

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real screenshot from the bill cipher book holy god

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rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

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I'm honestly genuinely curious if anyone uses it lol

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Hundreds of people get stung by dogs every year

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Anyway. Truly cannae relate to people who are like “yeah dungeon meshi starts slow but it picks up, you just have to push through the beginning” no shut your whore mouth !!!!!!! I was hooked from the second I saw that slime diagram my dragonology kid hindbrain activated my neurons lit up I knew this was my SHIT. Looking at Laios like he’s just like me fr. I know he also pretended to be animals and creatures and made other kids feel put off when he was like 5. He’s my hero

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soooo y2k fears just happened but 24 years and a half too late. a faulty software update by CrowdStrike, an american cybersecurity company, is causing global computer outages on windows computers. looks like aviation and 911 services are hit hardest. theres a workaround but it needs to be done on every individual pc

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i think perhaps the most annoying/exhausting phenomenon in existence is when something kind of genuinely sucks but it has, like, a female lead or whatever so half the people that are saying it sucks are nightmare people that unironically call things "woke garbage" and the other half are people that just like. have a basic sense of story structure and knowledge of character arcs as a concept that quite reasonable think this thing sucks. BUT it gets assumed that 100% of people who think it sucks are in that first half and then there's a backlash TO the backlash and all along it's still not a good fucking story. I call this "The twilight phenomena" because it got a lot of hate because of a mockery of teenage girls when it had well deserved hate for the like racism and misogyny and the throwaway detail that a grown ass man is somehow romantic soulmates with a quite literal baby.