#knha incorrect quotes

[kiyomi-mizumi-1y]

Actor AU Memes

Camila: Boni

Kaoru: Kouki

Itsuki: Kazuki

Itsuki: Hey Kaoru, pass the salt over here please?

Kaoru: *picks Camila up and throws her across the table*

Itsuki: what the fu-

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Kaoru: Hey, I’m back.

Itsuki and Camila in unison: Hi back, we’re disappointed.

Kaoru: What-?

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*Camila is cooking* Itsuki: Any chance that’s for me? Camila: It’s for Kaoru. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Itsuki, a few seconds before he probably dies: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Itsuki: This is bothering me. Kaoru: Well, you are digging up a fake corpse in this scene? Itsuki: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually. Kaoru: waitwhat-

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Camila: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand. *Lightning strikes her* Camila: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Camila: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Kaoru: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Kaoru: *punches wall*

Kaoru:

Kaoru: Take me to the hospital.

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Itsuki: Aren’t I going too far?

Camila: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Itsuki: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Kaoru: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Camila: You were flirting with Itsuki. Kaoru: So what? He’s my boyfriend. Camila: You asked him if he was single. Kaoru: Camila: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

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Kaoru: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Camila: You people already know too much about me.

Itsuki: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Itsuki: Kaoru, keep an eye on Camila today. She’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Kaoru: Sure, I’d love to see Camila get punched.

Itsuki: Try again.

Kaoru, sighing: I will stop Camila from getting punched.

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Itsuki: You love me, right, Kaoru?

Kaoru: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

[murasaki-naga]

naga: don’t worry, he likes your butt and fancy hair. i know, i read his diary.

hoshizawa, blushing: he thinks it’s fancy?

@rescue-hero-cardiac @tano-hoshiz-1y

[kiyomi-mizumi-1y]

Have some Heathers AU memes while I work on a new drawing :)

Ft. Ikuto (@rescue-hero-cardiac), Hoshizawa (@tano-hoshiz-1y), and Momo (@lintulady) + a small appearance with Miss Me (@dantelionwishes)

(During “Beautiful”)

Momo: Maybe you should go see a doctor, Boni..

Boni: Yeah Momo, maybe I should..

Miss Me: Ah, Ikuto and Momo-

Boni: *vomiting*

Miss Me: aaand Boni.

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Dead Ikuto: WELL, FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW!

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(During “Candy Store”)

Boni: WHOOOOA! HONEY WHATCHA WAITIN FO-

Ikuto, practically yeeting her: SHUT UP BONI!

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(During “Big Fun”)

Boni: We should-

Ikuto: Shut up, Boni!

Boni: Sorry, Ikuto.

Momo: Look who’s with her, oh my God!

Ikuto, Boni and Momo: Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang!

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Hoshiz: *laughing after a joke he made*

Hoshiz:

Hoshiz, looking at Ikuto’s dead body: OH MY GOD-

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Momo: And every morning on the bus I feel my heart beating faster and I’m like ‘Jesus I’m on the freaking bus again cause all my rides to school are dead’-

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Hoshiz: OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND.

(JD): And your worst enemy-

Hoshiz: SAME DIFFERENCE!

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Hoshiz: Boni, Momo, open the door.

Momo and Boni: Oh no, oh no no no!

Hoshiz:

Hoshiz: OPEN THE DOOR-

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Dead Ikuto: Hoshizawa. HOSHIZAWA!

Hoshiz: SHUT UP!

Boni: YOU SHUT UP!

Boni, now holding Ikuto’s earring: I DON’T HAVE TO SHUT UP ANYMORE!

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Boni: What about prescriptions-

Ikuto: Shut up Boni!

Boni: Sorry, Ikuto.

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Ikuto, as Boni’s throwing up in the bathroom: Grow up, Boni. Bulimia’s so ‘87.

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Ikuto: this is an excellent forgery.. who are you?

Hoshiz: uh- Tano Hoshizawa. I crave a boon-

Ikuto: What boon?

Hoshiz: Um. Let me sit at your table, at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think that you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone...

*Ikuto, Boni and Momo laugh*

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*insert a compilation of Ikuto telling Boni to shut up because boy oh boy does Heather Chandler tell Heather Duke to shut up*

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Hoshiz: *throws up on Ikuto*

Ikuto: *shrieking at Hoshizawa* I RAISED YOU FROM NOTHING! AND I GET PAID IN PUKE!?

Hoshiz: OH LICK IT UP BABY, LICK! IT! UP!

[kiyomi-mizumi-1y]

I'm sorry but I'm addicted to them

Hoshizawa: *Screams*

Boni: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Ikuto: Should we do something?!

Momo, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Ikuto: Boni isn’t answering her phone

Momo: I’ll call

Ikuto: Hoshiz and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Boni: Hello?

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Boni: I can explain.

Ikuto: Can you?

Boni: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Hoshizawa: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Ikuto: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Hoshizawa: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Boni: Thanks fam!

Ikuto: oh no

Momo: *cries* I love you too

Hoshiz: Sounds fake but okay

Mao: *A flustered mess*

Tai: can i get a refund

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Boni: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Ikuto: ...I did. I broke it.

Boni: No. No you didn't. Momo?

Momo: Don't look at me. Look at Hoshizawa.

Hoshiz: What?! I didn't break it.

Momo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Hoshiz: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Momo: Suspicious.

Hoshiz: No, it's not!

Mao: If it matters, probably not, but Tai was the last one to use it.

Tai: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Mao: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tai: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mao!

Ikuto: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Boni.

Boni: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Mao: Boni... Momo's been awfully quiet.

Momo: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Boni, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Boni: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Boni:

Boni: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

@rescue-hero-cardiac @lintulady @greyciees @tai-watanabe-class-1x @tano-hoshiz-1y