#kleptomxnia

[absolute-thievery-blog]

how it feels to scam someone into giving you shit online

[jasperlion]

@kleptomxnia replied to your post: "Almond Milk, as your elder, I demand you go to...

MILK, ‘NO’ WASN’T AN OPTION-

“I made it an option!”

[ofnifl-a]

💑 /).(\

Send a Heart for a Specific Kiss!

Send 💑 for a first kiss.

   ❄—   a soft smile crept up on hríd’s lips as he watched gauis. it was the middle of the night in the askr castle - the kitchen’s were dark and empty, the chefs had left for the night only a few minutes prior. hríd watched for a few minutes as gauis crept around, he was unsurprisingly silent in his quest to get the kitchen’s supply of sweets. he waited a minute more before walking up behind gauis. originally he was going to scare him, but now that hríd was up close that seemed so...mean...he hesitated, opening his mouth to say something but closing it without making a noise. a panic set in, a growing blush at the realization of what he had done. sneaking out, at night to wait for gauis in the kitchens because he knew him so well...was a bit embarrassing to the poor king. it was only natural, then, that when gauis turned around and laid eyes on hríd that the nifl man panicked. he panicked in a great and terrible way. he gave gauis just a brief moment to process who he was and...

     with naught a moment of hesitation, hríd grabbed gauis’ face and planted a sugary kiss on his lips. it was short, sweet, and hríd cherished the warm feeling left on his lips from the exchange. his face hovered by gauis for another moment, eyes desperately searching for a second before roaming off to the side, no longer wishing to make eye contact with the thief. a deep red blush covered his face from his sudden actions, though the feelings had been there for a bit it was still so...abrupt. what would he even say to gauis? sorry i find you so adorable, you wonderful man? no - this required nuance, this required something else.

       “my apologies, gauis, but i...thought you might be looking for a sweet treat...and i thought...well, perhaps i could help you out.” he smiled awkwardly, a sweet but sheepish grin, still refusing to make eye contact. 

[regaldisaster]

👊

send 👊 for your muse to just fucking deck mine

“Why you little shi-”

Immediately, the trickster grabbed Gaius cape so he would’t run after the assault, and paid back in the same coin by throwing another punch in his direction.

[inferitor-blog]

                 ` have you     ever even baked a cake ?     ---    or do you just eat them ? ❜

@kleptomxnia​ !

[blueheartedmayor]

kleptomxnia

*points to damien* is this a g a y

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“I feel I’ve seen this question before.”

[regiiscustxs]

( @kleptomxnia )

“ i will do no such thing! “

“ what do you take me for, gaius? “

[wyvernrisen]

“ if gaius is missing a hand, you can’t blame me. i gave him ample warning. “

[nohr-soror-blog]

@kleptomxnia liked for a starter

{♛} Camilla stared down her youngest sister’s newest retainer; he was good at his job, certainly, and had yet to do anything to earn her distrust. Unfortunately for him, she was so protective of her dear family members, and wanted to personally gauge his ability to protect Nohr’s most gentle flower.

❝ Frion, won’t you come here for a moment? I have something important to discuss with you.”

[convxction]

gee blue! how's come your mom lets you have TWO sleeves?

“…….If you were not my friend and I know you are merely joking I would have struck you down. Don’t speak of my mother in any manner, especially jest.” she is dead.

[spdstat]

@kleptomxnia​  from  here  !!

Frion suddenly halted his speech, eyes blinking in confusion. Niles never spoke to him (probably because Frion liked keeping to himself), but he never expected to be told to just ‘shut up’. Was he being annoying? Huh…oh well.

“You wanna make me, Patches?”

           brows raise ,   mouth slightly agape in a mixture of amusement and disgust.     ❛  hmph ,   you’re that eager to be punished by me  ?    how  shameless .  ❜      he  sneers ,  words laced with apparent annoyance  .   and here niles thought he could have a peaceful un-interrupted afternoon to get his thoughts in order . . .      ❛  it’d be my pleasure to give a pathetic fool like yourself a taste of real pain .   you may serve the royal family as i do ,   but don’t think i’ll go easy on you just because of that .  ❜  

[absolute-thievery-blog]

Mini haul

Matte powder// ~2.00$||From ÇVŚ

Slytherin pin// 5.00$||From FŸÊ

Głø Gīrl lipstick// ~2.00$||From FŸÊ

(Not pictured)Klípśçh eârbùdš//50.00$||From B3št Búÿ

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Total saved// ~58.00$

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The pack of buttons that Slÿthérīn button is from was way too much so me and a friend just kinda,,,,,, took them? It was her first petty theft I’m so proud tbh💞💞

Also ignore my hand’s reflection, tried getting a pic without them but I just couldn’t lol

[jasperlion]

"Almond Milk, as your elder, I demand you go to sleep."

“The Almond Milk Refuses.”

[ofnifl-a]

"Hey, sweet thing.~" ((im so sorry))

❛❛     i assure you, i do not taste…sweet.                perhaps more like      roasted meat, with all that’s happened.     if you’d like, you may test the theory.   ❜❜

[priestessofechoes]

@kleptomxnia wished to interact with the priestess

          “You know, I was about to eat that.”

   The priestess stated as the candy she had been reaching for was promptly SNATCHED out of reach by the man beside her.

      Of course, he would have stolen it. What had she expected?

[pacificateurs]

Hey Frederick maybe if you took that stick outta your ass you'd share the same sense of humor js

“And maybe if you’d stop sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong, you wouldn’t become involved in things bigger than you and that has nothing to do with you.”