#kleptomxnia

[absolute-thievery-blog]

how it feels to scam someone into giving you shit online

[jasperlion]

@kleptomxnia replied to your post: "Almond Milk, as your elder, I demand you go to...

MILK, ‘NO’ WASN’T AN OPTION-

“I made it an option!”

[inferitor-blog]

                 ` have you     ever even baked a cake ?     ---    or do you just eat them ? ❜

@kleptomxnia​ !

[blueheartedmayor]

kleptomxnia

*points to damien* is this a g a y

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“I feel I’ve seen this question before.”

[nohr-soror-blog]

@kleptomxnia liked for a starter

{♛} Camilla stared down her youngest sister’s newest retainer; he was good at his job, certainly, and had yet to do anything to earn her distrust. Unfortunately for him, she was so protective of her dear family members, and wanted to personally gauge his ability to protect Nohr’s most gentle flower.

❝ Frion, won’t you come here for a moment? I have something important to discuss with you.”

[absolute-thievery-blog]

Mini haul

Matte powder// ~2.00$||From ÇVŚ

Slytherin pin// 5.00$||From FŸÊ

Głø Gīrl lipstick// ~2.00$||From FŸÊ

(Not pictured)Klípśçh eârbùdš//50.00$||From B3št Búÿ

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Total saved// ~58.00$

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The pack of buttons that Slÿthérīn button is from was way too much so me and a friend just kinda,,,,,, took them? It was her first petty theft I’m so proud tbh💞💞

Also ignore my hand’s reflection, tried getting a pic without them but I just couldn’t lol

[absolute-thievery-blog]

i have a peach!

add me💞💞 @absolute-thievery

[forthexwarren]

@kleptomxnia

Red eyes were fixed on the thief, her paws were scratching against the ground as she got ready to run towards him. Her ears flickered as she payed attention to his heartbeat. “What’s the matter, Gaius, afraid of a little spar with an ally?” Panne asked, baring her teeth.

[fellbranded-blog]

@kleptomxnia || continued.

TO: Gaius🍭 ► 「Are you mad? It’s one in the morning. 」

TO: Gaius🍭 ► 「I’ve lived in this house for months and not once have I seen a light on in their house or any signs of life. Now the place is brighter than the sun and I swear I can hear Never Gonna Give You Up playing in the distance. 」 

TO: Gaius🍭 ► 「I don’t want to die. 」 

[ladycavaliier-blog]

kleptomxnia replied to your post: of-invisible-ties replied to your post: ...

“Yes we are don’t listen to your other dad-”

   She is... Confused.

[cxrsedsilence]

so when are you and gaius gonna have children

“We did discuss children before but haven’t decided when to start a family just yet..”

[regaldisaster]

is it too late to get a smooch-

FIRST FIVE ASKS GET A KISS

Smooch number three!

He really went in for the kiss.

A few moment’s later, he pulls away, and a small pink bubble emerges from the plegian’s lips and it pops a few moments later.

“Strawberry, huh?”