#klaus x dave fic

[tealeavesandtrash]

Klave Micro Fic - @taylorswiftmicrofic prompt 6: hotel - 452 words

Klaus can’t remember the last time he slept in a bed this big. It’s been five months of too-small camp beds or the jungle floor with nothing more than his pack. And before Vietnam, it’d been a rotation of tattered sofas, cheap bunks in whatever rehab or shelters he’d ended up at, and (on more dire occasions) some back-alley dumpster. 

Maybe it was when he was with Alex (or was it Alec?) They’d had an amazing California King and was the only reason their relationship lasted as long as it did. (A whole two and half weeks before Alex got busted and ratted on him for a plea deal which landed Klaus in another court-ordered rehab visit.) 

Either way, it’s been well over a year and Klaus is taking full advantage of their shoddy little hotel room. The mattress is lumpy and the sheets are rough, but it’s cheap and at the end of the day Klaus is just glad to be out of the god-forsaken jungle even if it is only for a week. And he has Dave next to him - one arm slung across Klaus’ waist, chest rising and falling in gentle rhythm.

Sweet, perfect Dave who always has his back, who sits with him after nightmares and listens to Klaus ramble about things he couldn’t understand yet. Dave who, apparently, likes Klaus enough to pull him into the backroom of a disco, to take him back to his hotel room and fuck him senseless and not to kick him out afterwards. 

No one in Klaus’ life has treated him with the patience and kindness has Dave does which must be a good sign. Not that Klaus knows the hallmarks of a healthy relationship, but it’s a start. He doesn’t even know what sort of labels he wants on their relationship, if he's even ready for a relationship.  

The morning after their first night together, they talked around the topic - holed up in the hotel room, putting off leaving until the very last moment. Wrapped up in each other arms and in between lazy kisses, Dave told him that he wanted this moment to last forever and Klaus said that once everything was over they could run away together. 

And Klaus knows better than to trust morning talk, he’s spouted enough of those lies in the past just to keep a roof over his head. But he wants to trust Dave because Dave is different.

And that alone is terrifying because he’s built up so many walls to protect himself from the world but now they’re all beginning to crumble around him and Klaus doesn’t want it to fix them. He would lay himself bare if Dave asked him to. 

[preciouspankow2]

Big man ~ Klaus Mikealson

•18t minors dni

A/n: this would not let me post on my main page.

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How can a man get any sexier? Klaus over top of me, he looked so hot at sweat building up on his forehead.

Klaus low growl snapped me out of my trance.

“Oh fuck!” The moan came out louder then expected. But me and Klaus had fucked many times but he was being more rougher the usual.

Klaus and had hooked up many times through the past two months. But I could tell he’s been holding back.

I don’t know if he thinks I’m going to break if he hits a little to hard?

“Stop! Stop, stop!” I confused looked washed over his face but did as a said and pulled out and laid down next to me.

I stared at the ceiling. I could feel Klaus staring at me.

“Love, did I do something wrong?” Klaus reached out and rested his hand on my stomach.

“No- yes. Well, no and yes” i stuttered. I turn to face Klaus on my side.

“You treat me like I’m some China, like I will break any moment. I like having sex with you Klaus!” Klaus smiled at my statement. “But your so gentle. But today you were rougher and it made me realize how you treat me like glass” I ranted.

“I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to treat you like that darling” Klaus stroked my cheek.

“How about this.” Klaus said. “What if I fuck you like you deserve. Then we can go to the most expensive restaurant and you can buy whatever you want” Klaus kissed me passionately.

“I mean… if you insist” Klaus laughed and rolled on top of me. 

[hellomagicalsouls]

I'm still sad about Klaus Hargreeves pass it on not sure I'll ever recover

[salvador-daley]

Dead Sexy 💀😵🩵 Updated!

An Umbrella Academy AU feat. Pathologist!Dave + MorgueRegular!Klaus

A/N: Yo! This fic just hit 50 subscribers so I figured I should probably update it. 😬 Apologies for being the world’s slowest writer. I humbly offer this chapter as restitution for my tardiness. If you like it, please leave me a comment. If you don’t, well, just keep that shit to yourself. 😘

Summary: Dave is a pathologist working at the city morgue. And Klaus… well, Klaus just keeps turning up.

Snippet from Chapter 4:

It sometimes takes a little while to rouse him. A breakfast burrito waved under his nose (Dave has started buying an extra one during his Monday morning commute) normally does the trick.

But then eventually Klaus’ eyes will blink awake and he’ll be back on the mortal plane; yawning, stretching, scratching and subjecting Dave to more of his incorrigible flirting.

It’s strange, really, how quickly they’ve fallen into a kind of routine.

Klaus exhausts the supply of wearable items amid the sparse and ancient offerings of the lost and found box during his first few visits. Dave invests in a multipack of cheap white t-shirts and picks up a dozen pairs of sweatpants and some worn shoes from goodwill so that he can at least provide Klaus with something halfway decent to walk home in.

Not that Klaus always turns up naked; he doesn’t. Sometimes Dave will unzip the bag to find the guy still wearing the outfit in which he met his end: a leather gimp suit with straws poking through the nostril-holes (breathplay accident at an orgy), rainbow ice skates (pond not fully frozen), purple parachute pants (parachute not included).

The more Dave learns about Klaus, the more of a mystery he becomes. He doesn’t appear to have a permanent address, but then never seems to be strictly homeless either. Klaus apparently exists in a perpetual state of couch surfing and bed-hopping - without any shortage of couches to surf and beds to hop into.

Klaus’ sexual exploits are one of his favourite topics, the stories all delivered with a nonchalant hand wave but punctuated with a knowing glimmer of the eyes, as if told purely for Dave’s benefit.

Dave would never admit that he occasionally feels the prickly fangs of something green-eyed when Klaus is sat cross-legged on the autopsy table, delivering yet another tale of naked debauchery. But he does sometimes give Klaus the smaller burrito as a form of punishment.

Read the rest on AO3

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[autie-hobbit]

Some TUA Fic Recs!

These are some of my absolute favourite “Umbrella Academy” fanfics! All of these fics are finished, except for one. Please note that most of the tags I am including are not all of the tags on the fic, they are mostly the general ones and warning ones. Also, all of the word counts have been rounded. (all fics are on ao3)

“Against the Waves” by noodlerdoodler | Rated T | 3,200 Words | Main Relationship: Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Canon, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Fluff, Nightmares | Synopsis: 

“Charming. Isn’t my company entertaining enough for you?” Dramatically, Klaus threw up a hand against his forehead and collapsed onto his bed as if he were wounded.

“Don’t be an ass,” His brother rolled his eyes but there was a fond expression on his face, “You know that some of us aren’t actually nocturnal?”

Klaus stuck his tongue out, “What are you doing up then?”

Instantly, his brother’s defences snapped back up and he scowled, “I t-t-t-tol-tol-told y-y-you th-“

Whatever his excuses were, Klaus couldn’t be bothered to hear them. As lowly as the others thought of him, he was actually pretty intuitive and it was obvious the real reason Diego was out of bed was because something was bothering him. He wasn’t one to just wander around after hours for no reason- that was more Klaus’s gig. Whatever it was had really gotten under his skin. Unfortunately, his brother was too emotionally constipated to say what was on his mind. 

| Comments: Very sweet. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26519572

“Business Man'' by Cate_Olivyn | Rated T | 6,800 Words | Main Relationship: Five Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Major Character Death, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Intoxication, Ghosts, Temporary Character Death | Synopsis: 

“Terminate David and Klaus Katz.”

Five ignored the pang of guilt that accompanied the name, because it was only a stranger with his brother’s name. He ignored the ugly feeling in his chest when he saw his mark, and he looked so much like the man he left to rot in the apocalypse.

But he can’t ignore the pain in his brother’s eyes when he talks about a love lost, and a life in another time. 

| Comments: Pain. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40455777

“Firestarter” by Melivian | Rated T | 8,900 Words | Main Relationship: Ben Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Minor Violence, Drug Addiction, Past Character Death, Deteriorating Relationships | Synopsis: 

"It's funny," Klaus said. "You start out with something so great. And you think it'll stay great forever, so you'll do anything to hang onto it, you know? But then one day you realize it's turned into something else when you weren't looking. And you don't know whose fault it is, or how to make it right again. All you know is that you're holding the same pieces, but suddenly they don't fit together anymore."

Ben said nothing.

"What happened to us, Ben?"

~~~

Ben, Klaus, and two very different Halloweens eight years apart. 

| Comments: Heartbreaking, but good. A character study of Klaus and Ben's relationship. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34527199

“I can die when I’m done” by Kaufmann | Rated T | 3,300 Words | Main Relationship: Ben Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Hurt No Comfort, Angst, Missing Scene, Panic Attacks, Flashbacks | Synopsis: 

Klaus breathed quickly through his nose, panting and panicking. At his side, Ben was muttering assurances of comfort, telling him to calm down. But Klaus couldn't calm down, because the closet was too small and dark and reminded him of the mausoleum and he would be locked in there, alone with ghosts and...

Klaus writhed violently, shouting as loud as he could with the tape in his mouth, looking at Blue and Pink in panic and fear. [...] Klaus shouted once again, choking on his breath and the tears that threatened to suffocate him, a chorus of no, no, no, no in his mind.

Or

In the show, after Klaus reveals the little information he knew to Hazel and Cha-Cha, we have a time jump and in the next scene, he's locked in a small closet in the motel room.

But what happened after he revealed the information? How did he end up in the closet? How did he handle the long hours locked up until Hazel and Cha-Cha came back late at night? How did he handle the guilt of telling about Five? How did he handle flashbacks and panic attacks? 

| Comments: More pain. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32148223

“Relics in Amber'' by bacondoughnut | Rated T | 8,400 Words | Main Relationship: Dave Katz/Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-Con, Past Rape/Non-Con, Hurt/Comfort, Klaus and Dave in Vietnam, Drug Use, Alcoholism, Angst, Fluff, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse | Synopsis:

 "Klaus," Dave tries tentatively.                                     

He almost asks if Klaus is okay, but the answer's already clear enough, and that question dies on his tongue. He can't immediately think of anything else to say though, and the silence makes Klaus's quiet whimpering all but deafening.                                         

And Dave doesn't know how to handle this.                               

Or; the one where Klaus has a very bad night, and Dave is there to help. 

| Comments: One of the first Klaus/Dave fics I read. Quite sad, but very soft. I’ve read this fic multiple times, it just hits all the spots. (this fic is locked, so you can only read it if you’re logged in)|

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40237791

“Single Red Thread” by riverwrenwrites | Rated T | 38,000 Words | Main Relationship: Dave Katz/Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Vampire AU, Soulmates, Reincarnation, Canon-Typical Violence, Mild Gore, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Hurt/Comfort | Synopsis: 

In 1716, Klaus has lost the love of his life in a horrible tragedy and found himself cursed with immortality. 

In 2019, Dave and his hunting partner Elliot are investigating a number of disappearances, and when they find themselves face to face with the vampire they think is behind it, Dave can't shake the feeling that he's met this man before... 

| Comments: I don’t usually read AUs, and especially not AUs like this, but I like this writer and I was going through all of their TUA stuff. Very cute. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28650759

“Sneaking Out for Snowmen” by MalecAcid | Rated G | 800 Words | Main Relationship: Ben Hargreeves & Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Fluff, Pre-Canon | Synopsis: 

"We should build a snowman." Diego said, excitedly clapping his cold hands together.

OR

Nothing but fluff ensues when Diego, Klaus, and Ben sneak out to build a snowman. 

| Comments: Cute. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28308621

“Someday (c’est la vie, c’est la vie)” by JaggedEmeraldsOfGold | Rated G | 5,200 Words | Main Relationship: Ben Hargreeves & Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Pre-Canon, Fluff, No Incest | Synopsis: 

“Because I don’t go memorizing locations of old board games, especially when they’re in a dumpster,” Ben says, and Klaus doesn’t deign that with a response, instead climbing the precariously balanced trash bag pile, one hand reaching for the top edge of the dumpster while the other clutches the thin cardboard box to his chest. He drops himself over the edge, and lets himself fall on his ass onto the cement, hoping there isn’t something he wouldn’t voluntarily sit in waiting for him. There isn’t, he finds, and he climbs to his feet as Ben appears next to him, all collected and unbothered and otherwise immaculate.

“Come come!” Klaus tells him, and starts down the alley, away from the dumpster, staggering a few steps until he regains his footing. “Diego will love this, we’ll have a bunch of fun, and he’ll thank me for the relaxing break from work.”

“He isn’t— he won’t,” Ben calls after him, but Klaus feels him follow him out of the alley and back to the McDonald’s anyways.

Or: 21 year old Klaus and Diego (and Ben) chilling in a car, and then a McDonald's. 

| Comments: Also cute. I’m a sucker for these three. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32896588

“Something Blue” by lemur_catta | Rated T | 2,200 Words | Main Relationship: Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Angst, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Childhood Trauma | Synopsis: 

Diego angsts his way through Allison's wedding to Patrick, unable to curb his growing disconnection from Klaus. (Takes place pre-season 1, 2013-ish.) 

| Comments: Sad. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41289621

“Ten Months” by Majure | Rated M | 150,000 Words | Main Relationship: Dave Katz/Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Minor Character Death, Klaus and Dave during Vietnam, Period-Typical Homophobia, Drug Use, Alcoholism, Mutual Pining, Bed Sharing, Hurt/Comfort, Non-Explicit Sex, Ghosts | Synopsis: 

It makes him sad, sometimes, that in order to find acceptance, Klaus has to travel back fifty years into one of the bloodiest wars of American history. Most of the time, he doesn't care. His family probably doesn't even notice he's missing anyway.

---

Dave is looking at him, eyes soft and heavy lidded. “What did you say to that guy?” he asks, head resting on the wall, body turned towards Klaus.

“Ah,” Klaus laughs, dropping his hand to take a drink. “Just mouthed off. You know how I am.”

“That mouth will get you in trouble some day,” Dave says softly.

Klaus looks up, swallowing. “Some people like my mouth,” he says.

“I do.” 

| Comments: This fic is not finished, and has not been updated in 2 years, but it is well worth it, I promise! I read it twice in two months, and it gave me all the emotions. I had to stop at one point because I started crying (I don’t cry while reading fics very often). Very good fic. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18214736

“The Wedding That Never Was” by Cate_Olivyn | Rated T | 2,500 Words | Main Relationship: Allison Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Grief/Mourning, Intoxication, Missing Scene | Synopsis: 

Allison leaves the wedding after her argument with Viktor with a plan: take a bottle of booze and lock herself in her room where no one can bother her. This plan takes an unexpected turn when she finds Klaus half conscious in the upstairs hallway. 

| Comments: A little cathartic to be honest. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40268313

“The Zoo Is Better When It’s Not Dead” by sharkneto | Rated G | 11,000 Words | Main Relationship: Five Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Sibling Bonding | Synopsis: 

Klaus needs a distraction from missing Ben. Five needs a distraction from... well, everything. Somehow, that means a day at the zoo. 

| Comments: Actually acknowledges Five’s trauma, wow, a miracle. Very sweet, though a little disturbing at points. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32488858

“Things That We Got Wrong” by evesbeve | Rated T | 22,000 Words | Main Relationship: Ben Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Pre-Canon, Drug Use, Overdose, No Incest, Hurt/Comfort, Angst | Synopsis: 

Ben suposes death isn't the weirdest thing that has happened to him. Becoming best friends with Klaus though? That he never would have guessed. 

| Comments: *cries* I love them, your honour! |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19794943

“Trouble Child” by ToriAnne | Rated M | 65,000 Words | Main Relationship: Klaus Hargreeves & Everyone | Important Tags: Temporary Character Death, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Post-Canon, Post-Season 3, Body Horror | Synopsis: 

The tentative peace between the Hargreeves siblings and their father is disrupted when Klaus returns from an unexpected trip to the afterlife with his powers restored. In the ensuing struggle, Klaus could be Five's greatest advantage, which turns him into Reginald's number one target.                    Hargreeves now remembers both his timelines, after all, and he is keenly aware that the most overlooked aspect of Klaus' abilities could lead to his downfall. 

| Comments: Very good. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41254302

“Who You Gonna Call..?” by riverwrenwrites | Rated T | 130,000 Words | Main Relationship: Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Buddy Cop AU, Murder Mystery, Fluff, Angst, Drug Use, Past Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Sibling Bonding, No Incest, Mild Gore | Synopsis: 

At the ripe old age of 25, Diego is still struggling with that age-old problem of balancing work and pleasure. Especially when, for him, work is being a desk-bound police detective, and pleasure is running around back alleys as a masked vigilante. Lucky for him, he may have just stumbled on the perfect unsolvable case that will finally have him taking his career seriously. Unlucky for him, the only hope he has of cracking said unsolvable case lies with his drug riddled, party going, fashion innovator of a brother. 

| Comments: First long fic I read! Very good, have read multiple times. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18371999

Honourable Mentions: These are some of the WIPs I’m reading.

“Chained” by Salvador_Daley | Rated M | Currently 50,000 Words | Main Relationship: Ben Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves | Important Tags: Pre-Canon, Murder Mystery, Angst, Drug Use, Blood and Injury | Synopsis: 

“Hey, er…” He’s forgotten the boy’s name. Something with a G. Was it Gavin? Or Garth? “Hey, buddy. I got somewhere to be, but if you wake up now we can go for round two before I have to leave.”

Twenty-two-year-old Klaus Hargreeves awakes following a one-night stand with an enigmatic young artist.

Apart from a stinking hangover, he now has two problems: he possesses almost no memory of the night before and there’s a gruesome surprise in the bed.

Accused of a horrific crime, and with the police watching his every move, he faces a race against time to clear his name.

If he can only stay sober long enough to patch together the memories of that night, he might just stand a chance. 

| Comments: Hasn’t updated in a few months, but I have hope. Has you on the edge of your seat and suspicious of everyone. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34364929

“Where You Gonna Run To?” by ToriAnne | Rated T | Currently 43,000 Words | Main Relationship: Just the Brellies with each other | Important Tags: No Paradox AU, Angst, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Recreational Drug Use, Non-Linear Narrative, Domestic Violence, Past Child Abuse, Religious Abuse | Synopsis: 

Sparrow AU with no paradox. Ben uncovers a mystery in his father's office and won't rest until he has answers.

This is how the Umbrellas changed and remained the same as they lived separate lives, how they found each other even so, and what happened when they did. 

| Comment: Updates every Wednesday. Excited to see where this fic goes. |

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44881930

[sonder-writes]

I've started making covers for my fanfics!

This first one's To Love Someone Who's Never Met You

fic summary: Dave accidentally takes a tumble through time in which he meets multiple Klauses. Relationships and timelines get complicated...

[enklavefest]

Brick by Brick, Hand in Hand (5531 words) by wildeisms Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz, Luther Hargreeves/Sloane Hargreeves Characters: David "Dave" Katz, Klaus Hargreeves, Sloane Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Number Two | Ben Hargreeves, Lila Pitts, Allison Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Rachel Herschberger Additional Tags: Background Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts, Background Allison Hargreeves/Raymond Chestnut, Post-Season/Series 03, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Timeline Shenanigans, Recovery, Mystery, Domesticity, Mental Health Issues, Rated E for later chapters Summary: Dave wakes up with memories of another life. Something is wrong with the world, and the only way for him to make it through is with the help of his literal dream man… if only he can find him. Written for the prompt 'Dave adapting to life in the 21st century'.

Read it here.

[galactic-magick]

Looking for TUA Fic Recs!

If you or a writer you know has written about any of these ideas please feel free to reblog/comment with links! I'd love to read and support as many writers as I can in this fandom!

Things I'd love to read about:

Luther trying to find Sloane in the reset timeline

Honestly anything about the Sparrows in the reset timeline

Anything about Five in the reset timeline, for ex. going to college/getting a job/navigating looking young despite having so much life experience

Allison/Ray/Claire family dynamic

Viktor opening his bar in Canada

Deep dive into Klaus's mindset/anxieties about not being immortal anymore

Anything about Ben x Jennifer (bonus points if anyone has written anything about the world-ending crazy tentacle sex they had off-screen lmao)

AU where Viktor also gets Sissy and Harlan back in the new timeline like Allison got Ray and Claire back

On the same note maybe AUs where Klaus gets Dave back, Five gets a human Delores, etc.

Any AU's about the different timelines Five and Lila came across such as the Phoenix Academy or any other Academy with different combinations of siblings y'all wanna come up with

Anything about Reggie and Abigail's home planet/creation of marigold and durango (the writers didn't want to explain that stuff so I'll take any explanation y'all make up)

Viktor turning into the white violin again (I miss him playing violin!!)

Fix-Its where nobody dies

Thank you in advance for any recs you have!! Honestly I might write a few of these ideas myself at some point but I want to read what's already out there first!

[cauliflowertree]

┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ WHO I WRITE FOR—

FANDOMS & CHARACTERS— [subject to change]

gilmore girls -> jess, tristan, dave, rory.

harry potter -> harry, hermione, luna, draco, fred, george, blaise, ginny, cedric, tom, theo, mattheo, sirius, james, remus, regulus, lily, narcissa, bellatrix.

lord of the rings / the hobbit -> aragorn, legolas, eomer, eowyn, faramir, boromir, haldir & bard, thranduil, kili, thorin.

the maze runner -> newt, gally, thomas.

stranger things -> steve, dmitri, joyce, hopper, chrissy, nancy, robin.

star wars -> anakin.

the mentalist -> patrick.

grishaverse -> the darkling.

pretty little liars -> aria, jason.

timeless -> flynn.

the vampire diaries -> damon, stefan, elijah, katherine, klaus, kol, rebekah.

twilight -> bella, edward, carlisle, charlie, jasper, alice.

bridgerton -> anthony, benedict, eloise, daphne.

criminal minds -> aaron, spencer, jennifer, emily, derek.

anne with an e -> gilbert, anne.

dead poets society -> neil, todd, charlie, knox.

little women -> amy, jo, laurie, beth [platonic!].

teen wolf -> stiles.

pirates of the caribbean -> jack, will, james, elizabeth.

the hunger games -> finnick, peeta, haymitch, katniss, johanna.

pride and prejudice -> mr darcy.

RULES—

don’t request any smut. nsfw themes are okay but i don’t write full blown smut.

i will write platonic fics & romantic fics but please specify which you want when you request.

i will write: oneshots, blurbs / drabbles, headcanons & dialogues, fem!readers and gn!readers. if you don’t specify in your ask which you prefer, my default is usually gender neutral.

i don’t write male readers, sh, professor x minor!student, poly relationships, parent fics or pregnancy fics.

i only write marriage fics for bridgerton & pride and prejudice!

request status; CLOSED

[hiddlesbummmm]

Well hey guys! Here’s my most recent fic! This is a curveball for sure, but I recently started obsessing over The Umbrella Academy and decided to write a fic! This idea came to my head randomly, so I figured I should write about it.

I’m undecided if I will take requests for TUA in the near future, but if y’all like this one, I will consider it for sure 💕😊 Please enjoy!

✨Please note I am only in season 2, so please don’t try to spoil anything past that ✨

⚠️Minor spoilers for season 1/early season 2 ahead!⚠️

Warnings: Minor spoilers for season 1/2, mentions of drug and alcohol abuse, brief violence, lots of tickles. Ignore the timeline of the show because I know I’m wayyyy off 😂

Words: 3284 Lee Diego X Ler Klaus (Ben and Five make appearances)

Sobriety Brothers

Ever since he was ripped away from Dave, Klaus struggled with alcohol and drug abuse. 

Okay. That was kinda a lie.

Klaus had almost always struggled with his addictions, but it definitely got worse since his lover was killed. But who could blame him?

Klaus’s head was always filled with the moans and groans of the dead, and the numbing of drugs and alcohol seemed to be one of the few things that gave him some peace and quiet. 

Klaus knew Ben disagreed with him, and so did most of his family. Ben told Klaus he needed to learn how to block the voices on his own without poisoning his body. Although Ben was probably his closest friend, Klaus secretly enjoyed being able to block him out while passed out drunk in the bathtub. 

It wasn’t until Klaus had been robbed for the 3rd time that week that he decided he needed help. 

Klaus had woken up in nothing but his underwear with a black eye and nearly broken nose in the back of some sketchy alleyway. Klaus had no clue how he ended up here, but thankfully Ben was able to fill in the gaps. 

Klaus typically was not embarrassed to be without clothing (hence the crop tops and holey pants) but for some reason, he was absolutely terrified of facing his family this time. 

Sneaking in through the back door, Klaus made his way through the house to find Grace. She confirmed that nothing was broken and gave him an ice pack for his injuries. 

A few days later, once Klaus was able to conceal most of the bruising with concealer, he decided to confide in one of his siblings for help. And frankly, the only one he trusted with these types of situations. 

As much as he loved and cared for his other siblings, none of them could help as much as Diego could. 

Vanya was always timid and strayed away from the bunch. Klaus now realized this was mostly Dad’s fault, but as a child, he had no clue. Vanya was very thoughtful and cared for him recently, but Klaus never wanted to dump his problems into her lap. She was far too kind to need that much emotional baggage. 

Luther was number one and very much acted as such. He was a goody two shoes, always wanting to prove he was a leader. Klaus never felt like he could bring problems to him either because instead of getting a hug, he would probably get a lecture. 

Allison was by far a close second. She was also kind and thoughtful, but also very distracted with her current life. Especially now with the apocalypse threatening the world and her daughter.  

One time, later in their adult life, Klaus had asked Allison to Rumor away his addictions (and get him more money, but that was beside the point). Allison refused and told Klaus he needed to deal with it on his own. Rumoring only made things worse. She also threatened to kick his ass if he asked her again. 

And then there was Five. That little bastard. Even as kids, Five was a grumpy, sarcastic, know it all. Five was hard for Klaus to talk to sometimes because most of the things he said made no sense. (looking back, that was probably intentional). Five also probably had an alcohol problem, but Five would never admit it. 

Diego seemed to be the best help. In the past, Klaus has asked Diego to tie him up and let him fight the withdrawal symptoms that way. Klaus shivered at the thought of doing that again. 

The way Diego reacted to his strange requests was the reason why Klaus trusted in him. There was no shame, no mocking or sassy remarks. Diego just simply grabbed his rope and told Klaus to lead the way. 

Before Klaus left his room to search for his brother, he was halted by a grunting sound. 

“Something you would like to say Benny Boy?” Klaus drawled out with a smirk. 

Ben rolled his eyes at the nickname. 

“Are you really that dense Klaus? I told you those drugs do nothing but poison your mind”.

Klaus put a hand over his heart and fluttered his eyes. 

“Brother, you wound me deeply. I am not dense. What gives with the ‘tude?”

“Seriously. You haven’t noticed?”

“Noticed what!?”

“Diego is in just as much need of help as you are. Instead of going to him for help, I think you should help each other.”

Klaus crossed his arms while he pondered this information. 

Ben muttered some insult under his breath and walked over to Klaus. 

“Oh shit. I am an asshole, Ben”

Ben nodded and gestured for him to continue.

“He has been a lot more testy and impatient ever since he lost Eudora. Cha-cha and Hazel haven’t helped much either.”

Ben let out a sign. 

“You’ve been too drunk or high to notice the full picture, but yeah that’s it. You aren’t the only one with an alcohol problem.”

Klaus raised an eyebrow. 

“Diego has been drinking himself silly these past few days. While you have been mourning the loss of Dave, he’s been mourning the loss of Eudora. I know how much you trust Diego, and I’m pretty sure he trusts you too. Being tied up helps you detox, but that won’t work for him”.

Klaus nodded in agreement. Losing Dave was absolutely horrible. And he knew exactly how Diego felt. Especially when her killers were out and about also hunting for Five. 

“Okay, Benny. Have any ideas on how to help us both?”

Ben smirked.

“A competition”

Anyone who knew Diego knew just how competitive that man was. He was bad as a child and only got worse as an adult. 

As kids, he always made sure he was the first one awake, the first one to meals, and definitely the first to train. If he successfully pinned you, you never heard the end of it. 

Klaus on the other hand was way too free-spirited to be overly competitive. He was mostly a peacekeeper and didn’t try to get involved in heated arguments. But Klaus was also knowingly and purposely annoying. He enjoyed pestering his siblings and making them feel crazy. Whenever Diego was standing on his soap box, Klaus made sure to knock him off of it, even if it caused Diego to fall on top of him. 

Taking a swig of the closest alcohol to him, (he wasn’t ready to start sobriety just yet)

Klaus went in search of Diego. 

****

Diego was miserable. He had a throbbing headache, a sliced finger, and a broken heart. Although he and Patch didn’t end on great terms, he still felt responsible for not protecting her well enough. He had loved her, and now she was gone without him being able to make things right between them. 

Diego knew he probably needed to watch his alcohol intake, but he just didn’t care at the moment. The alcohol helped fuel his anger as he plotted his revenge on cha-cha and Hazel. 

Just as Diego was about to get up and use the bathroom, he heard shuffling outside his door. 

Diego grabbed a knife, poised and ready to fling it at any time. 

“Diego, I know you have a knife. It’s just me, your buddy Klaus!”

Diego instantly relaxed and opened the door. 

Klaus was in his usual attire; a crop top ripped jeans, and barefoot. Diego noticed the bruising around his eye and nose but decided to not question him about it yet. 

“Oh, brother! I missed you! Care to chat?”

Diego rolled his eyes. 

“Klaus, I saw you just the other day when you snuck in through the back door. One night stand go wrong?” He teased. 

Uncharacteristically though, Klaus didn’t chuckle. Stoic as can be he answered. 

“Oh um, no. Robbed actually. For the third time. Assholes took my favorite shirt. Not that it matters because I stole it from a st-“

Diego cut Klaus off. 

“You were robbed three times this week and this is the first you bring it up? What the hell Klaus! I can help protect you ya know.”

Klaus shrugged. 

“I figured with the apocalypse it doesn’t really matter because we’re probably all gonna die anyway.” Klaus moved to sit on Diego’s bed, crossing one leg over the other. 

Diego still processing all that had been said sat at his desk. 

“So anyway. Enough about me. I want to talk about you bro.”

Diego looked up and made eye contact with Klaus. 

“Me? What about me?”

“Oh don’t be so dense!” Klaus looked over across the room. 

“Did I use that term correctly Ben?”

Diego glared at Klaus. 

“Klaus, watch it, or else I won’t hesitate to give you another black eye. I can’t hit Ben remember.”

Klaus gulped and then flipped off the space in front of the closet. Diego really wished he could hear Ben sometimes. 

“Anyway, as I was saying brother. You and I are more similar than you think. I drink alcohol because I miss Dave and you drink alcohol because you miss Eudora”.

Diego flinched at the mention of her name but didn’t say anything as Klaus continued. 

“What I’m trying to say, is I think we need to help sober each other up. What do ya think? Bros before hoes right?”

Diego put down the knife he was fidgeting with. Klaus had a good point. He knew Klaus struggled with addiction issues, but never once considered the fact that his coping methods weren’t exactly kosher either. 

More importantly, he knew deep down he wouldn’t be able to fight cha cha and hazel drunk. 

“Okay, Klaus. Yes, I may be drinking too much. And no, I will not allow you to tie me up to potentially fulfill any of your kinky fantasies.”

“Silly Diego! You are not in any of my fantasies. Ben suggested we have a competition of sorts. The first one to cave and drink has to do whatever the winner wants as punishment. Buy dinner, tidy up the house, prank Five, yadda yadda yadda.”

Diego contemplated this for a sec. Klaus was way more unhinged than he was. How hard could it be? Besides, knowing Klaus he probably wouldn’t last an hour. 

“Okay, man. I’m in. But after I win, just know that I am definitely tying you up because you will need a serious detox.”

Klaus chuckled and rose from the bed. 

“It is on pretty boy”

Diego flicked Klaus on the nose and the two of them prepared for a couple of rough days. 

*****

Diego was actually shocked that Klaus had lasted through the night. The two brothers had emptied their rooms of all alcohol to ensure neither one was drinking during the night. Pogo offered to be a neutral viewer and watch over the bar. 

The other siblings had an inkling that something was going on between the pair, mostly because their emotions and attitudes were much shorter and meaner than usual. But no one knew the details. (Besides Ben of course). 

The night was harder than Diego imagined. He had only been drinking for a few days, but being cut off sucked. His headache didn’t go away, and he was very irritable. Worst of all, he really wanted a drink. But his pride wouldn’t allow him to lose. Not yet anyway. 

Klaus on the other hand had done something he never thought he would do willingly. Knowing he was unable to control himself, he had bribed Five with a couple of bags of marshmallows to lock him in the mausoleum for the night. 

If Five was worried, he didn’t act like it. He just took the marshmallows, locked the doors, and didn’t look back. 

Klaus soon regretted this decision, but having Ben with him this time, made it much more bearable. Ben keep reminding him that the soberer he became, the more likely he was to see Dave again. 

Klaus held onto that feeling of hope, although he did feel slightly guilty that Diego didn’t have that option. 

****

The two competitors met each other in the kitchen for breakfast. Both were worse for the wear. Not much was exchanged between the two, but just enough to know neither had cracked yet. 

Klaus left the kitchen first, deciding he needed a bath. Diego followed soon after and decided to clean his room. 

Diego was always one who typically kept his room clean, but after not living at the house for a while, he realized he had some childhood stuff to go through. 

It took him a good portion of the day to sort through boxes and throw some stuff away. As Diego was rummaging through one of his drawers, he stumbled across something unexpected. 

A flask. 

Diego looked around to make sure no one was watching and sniffed it. Of course, it was full. He forgot that he had hidden it here after Dad's funeral. Deciding it was best to dump it, Diego emptied the contents down the sink and put the flask in his pocket. 

**** 

When evening came again, it was just Klaus and Diego. Both sitting on the couch watching a rom-com. Both were still a little on edge, but at least the headaches and sweating had gone away. 

Neither knew where the others were, but neither really cared either. Diego had made a bowl of popcorn and Klaus made each of them virgin strawberry daiquiris. 

When the move was close to the end, Klaus reached for the remote and accidentally knocked over his glass. Thankfully it was empty, but it made a loud clang noise as it hit the table. 

Klaus quickly apologized and glanced over at Diego who had jumped in his seat. 

That’s when Klaus noticed something shiny sticking part way out of Diego’s pocket. It didn’t take a genius to know what it was. 

“Diego! I can’t believe you! And during our movie night nonetheless!” Klaus patronized.

Klaus immediately dove across the couch and tried reaching for Diego’s pocket. Diego, who was a little slow to react, leaned back just as Klaus lunged. Instead of Klaus’s fingers hitting the flask, his aim was higher and poked Diego right in the ribcage. Diego let out a loud squeak and quickly cowered. 

Both remained motionless for a few seconds while trying to figure out what the hell happened. 

Klaus’s mouth formed into a smile. Not just a normal smile, but a mischievous one. 

“I agree Ben. I also forgot about Diego’s sensitivities. Only fair to take advantage, especially with a cheater in our grasp.”

Diego panicked in his bout of confusion and tried to scramble away. Tickling always rendered Diego useless and once Klaus was going, it was hard to stop him. 

“I-I don’t know wha-what your talking about Klaus! I-I didn’t cheat!”

Klaus tsked at his brother. 

“First you cheated, and now you lie straight to my face? As the winner of our competition, I sentence you to a bout a tickles to pay for your crime. That will help you detox!”

Diego, now more confused than ever, attempted to roll off the couch and run away from Klaus to no avail. Klaus had the advantage as he quickly pinned Diego by landing on his back in his attempt to roll over. Klaus wasted no time digging his nimble fingers back into Diego’s ribcage to render him useless. 

Diego started giggling maniacally and attempted to curl into a ball. Diego’s laughter was music to Klaus’s ears as he continued with his attack. Testing the waters, Klaus slid his fingers between the couch and Diego’s belly. He quickly started pinching the newfound flesh and giggled out-loud at the new string of insults and squeals he elicited from his brother.

Diego looked so adorable with his eyes wrinkled and a light coloring on his cheeks. His smile was genuine even though the laughter was forced. Klaus knew they were both enjoying this wonderful distraction, even if neither would admit it. 

Diego snorted when Klaus “accidentally” dipped his finger into his belly button. 

Klaus glanced behind the couch at seemingly nothing while he continued to tear Diego apart. 

“Oh, that’s right! His belly button is another sensitive spot. Thanks for the reminder Ben!”

With this, Klaus wasted no time in working his fingers into Diego’s soft belly again, while also using his other hand to continue on his ribs. Diego never failed to snort each time that evil finger wormed into his navel. With Klaus squishing his back, Diego wasn’t able to arch his back away from the ticklish torture.

“Kl-Klaus! No! Hahaha, stop it! Whahahat the hell man!”

Diego was embarrassed at how quickly he caved. As children, it was no secret that Diego was by far the most sensitive. Tickle fights were not a super common occurrence, but were very entertaining when they did happen. And Diego was one of his family's favorite victim. Whether it be the loud laughter they always extracted from him or just how easy it was to get him giggling, his siblings loved to mess with him. Ben was the typical instigator, which is probably why he was feeding Klaus all his sensitive spots.

Bastard. 

“Do you regret it now Diego?? Don’t you know alcohol is bad for you!” Klaus teased as he was now alternating between strumming his ribs and pinching his sides. 

Not only was Diego giggling like a madman, but he was also confused as hell. 

“KLAUS WHAHAT DO YOU MEAHEHEN!” Diego screeched out. 

Klaus decided to give Diego a breather and switched to lightly tracing his nails against his ears and neck, just to keep him giggling but not enough to kill him. 

“Diego, you really are dense! I saw that flask you are hiding in your pocket. So did Ben. He’s nodding in agreement I swear on my life.”

Then it clicked. The flask. Of course, Klaus had spotted it! And of course, he had no clue he had dumped the contents. 

“Klaus! I dumped it! Swear to God!! Please just stop!“

Klaus immediately ceased after hearing the serious tone in his brother's voice. After his giggling and laughter had died down, Diego explained everything. 

“Oh wow. I’m sorry Diego. I saw the flask and just assumed. I’m proud of you for dumping it, I know I wouldn’t have. Looks like the competition is still on then!”

Diego sat up from his seat. 

“You know Klaus? I think I’d like to challenge you to a new competition.”

Klaus tilted his head, waiting for his brother to continue. 

“How much you wanna bet that I also remember all of your sensitive spots?”

Klaus didn’t even have time to scramble away before Diego pounced. The room was soon filled with more shrieking and giggling as Diego took his time getting sweet sweet revenge.

The two knew they would have to face reality eventually, but why not do it with clear heads and smiles plastered to their faces?

Eternal sobriety was never going to happen, but knowing that they could overcome the temptation of over drinking was a huge accomplishment in itself. Especially knowing that neither had to fight that battle alone. 

****

Hours later when Five finally arrived back at the mansion, he stumbled across the two brothers sleeping on the couch: Klaus’s head in Diego’s lap and Diego’s upper body draped over Klaus’s midsection. 

Five just chuckled to himself and draped a blanket over the two of them. If ever questioned, he would swear on his life that he didn’t do it. 

Unbeknownst to him, Ben was watching the whole thing, and would definitely be telling Klaus. 

[findafight]

Hello I need you to know that I have started watching mash because of your fic where Steve and Eddie love it after like a year of *my* friend Eddie trying to get me too watch it. I’ve been live blogging it to them and I’m most of the way through season one and I can already feel the feral setting in. I keep on finding myself grinning?? Beaming?? While watching it. Absolutely wild stuff. What do they put in these shows?? They don’t make em like they used to that’s for sure

GOT ANOTHER ONE LADS

in later seasons alan alda just fuckin. says stuff. it's great. I hope you have a ball watching it.

Also. a few people have written in comments for the both Visions of the Things to Be and my long on hiatus umbrella academy x mash crossover fic Welcome to Oz (in which Klaus travels to the Korean war instead of Vietnam, Dave is still there though) that tell me they're starting MASH because of me and boy howdy. is that not an ego trip. Also love when people tell me they were so happy to see SOMEONE take what, to me, is the most obvious course of action (making mash relevant to my current modern fandom). Mash crossover lovers my beloved friends...

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

I want to sleep with you in the desert tonight (with a billion stars all around)

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this fic is dedicated to @spookyfbi, thank you for suggesting i write klaus and dave stargazing!

title from “peaceful easy feeling” by the eagles

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Some nights in Vietnam, they could see the stars.

Most of the time, the smoke and clouds obscured them from view, but those few nights where they were visible… there was nothing like it. 

Dave asked Klaus about them once. The two of them were lying in what had affectionately been labeled “their clearing”. The air around them was humid and filled with the sounds of insects and far-off warfare. They were on their backs, surely getting covered in dirt and insect bites, but they didn’t care. They were curled around each other, and they could see the stars, and it was perfect.

Klaus spoke first after a long stretch of silence. “Y’know, my dad forced us to learn everything there is to know about astronomy and shit.” He spoke quietly, mostly to himself. When Dave glanced at him, it looked like he was caught up in memories. 

Tentatively, hoping it wouldn’t upset Klaus, Dave asked, “tell me about them?” He nodded at the sky. “The stars.” 

Klaus looked at him in surprise, then laughed softly. “Okay…” He pointed at a cluster of stars to the right of where they lay. “Those three there? The ones all in a row? That’s part of the constellation Orion. It’s based on some famous Greek hunter, and those three stars are supposed to be his belt.” 

Dave nuzzled farther into Klaus’ neck and hummed in acknowledgement. “I think my mom knew that one.”

Klaus gestured to another cluster of stars, these ones directly above them. “Those ones there are Gemini. The twins.”

Dave couldn’t really tell which stars Klaus was pointing out, but he smiled anyway. “Hey, I know that one!” He pointed low in the sky. “That’s the Big Dipper, right?” 

“Yep. Most people can recognize the Big Dipper, but not as many know that it’s actually part of a bigger constellation called Ursa Major- the bear.”

“Yeah, yeah.” Dave kissed Klaus’ cheek. “Show off.”

“You asked!” Klaus replied, faking indignance. “Besides, astronomy stuff is basically the only stuff my dad taught me that I still remember.”

“Why?” Dave asked softly. 

Klaus hummed contemplatively. “I dunno. I guess I always found it interesting. The idea that there was more out there, it… it appealed to me. Made me feel like I could escape the childhood I had. Plus some of the only good memories I have with my siblings are of the nights when our dad made us sleep on the roof. We’d all go up there and bring a ton of blankets and huddle together for warmth, and just look at the stars. Like we are now. And we’d just recite all the constellations, try to compete with each other, see who knew the most. Sometimes we’d share secrets, which was something we never did. It was on one of those nights that I came out to them. Eventually we’d all fall asleep, and we’d wake up in a big tangle of limbs, and we’d just… go our separate ways. We never talked about those nights again. Sometimes, years after Dad stopped making us sleep out there, I’d go up to the roof at night to smoke, and I’d name the stars to myself. It just reminded me of good times, I guess.” 

Dave stared at Klaus as he looked up at the sky, lost in his own mind. Klaus must have felt Dave watching him, because he turned his head until their faces were barely inches apart. 

“You’re the only person I’ve ever told that stuff to.” Klaus whispered. 

“Thank you for telling me.”

“I’d tell you anything,” Klaus murmured, leaning forward so their foreheads were touching. 

Dave brought a hand up to Klaus’ face, and he savored how Klaus leaned into his touch. “I love you, Klaus.” Dave closed the space between them and kissed Klaus lightly. 

Klaus rolled back over to face the sky, taking hold of Dave’s hand. “I love you too.” 

The two stayed that way for a while, looking back and forth between the stars and each other, as if they couldn’t decide which was more beautiful. Occasionally Klaus would speak again, pointing out more constellations to Dave. 

At one point in the night Klaus spoke to say, “my brother lived there for a while.” He was pointing at the moon. Dave glanced at him, curiosity and amusement painted on his face, but said nothing.

Eventually they fell asleep, Dave’s head resting in the crook of Klaus’ neck, and his arm thrown over him, Klaus still holding Dave’s hand. 

It didn’t matter that they had to wake up again in just a few hours to fight in a war neither asked to be in, to go back to hiding, to stare down death over and over again… when the stars were out, and when they were together, Klaus and Dave both slept better than they ever had in their lives. 

[salvador-daley]

Dead Sexy 💀😵🪦❤️

An Umbrella Academy AU feat. Pathologist!Dave + MorgueRegular!Klaus

A/N: This was supposed to be a one-shot but it already appears to be growing arms and legs so… here you go. Subscribe for more. More is coming.

CW: Repeated, temporary character death. Like, this fucker just won’t stay dead. Also, morgue stuff. Probably not for the faint of heart or delicate of stomach.

Inspired by @kawaiic0mmunism, to whom this is dedicated - for giving me brain rot. Thanks as always to @allisoooon for tolerating me.

Summary: Dave is a pathologist working at the city morgue. And Klaus… well, Klaus just keeps turning up.

Snippet:

“Mnnnnrgh!” the man groans, rolling onto his side. “Five more minutes. I was having the most amazing sex dream.”

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!”

Dave leaps away from the rack on which the man’s body is stretched - the man who just a moment ago Dave was quite sure was 100 per cent dead but who apparently is very much alive. He crashes into a nearby filing cabinet, sending a wide arc of coffee all over his white lab coat and sensible shirt while screaming, “WHAT THE FUCK!”

The man blinks his eyes open now. He props himself up onto one elbow and takes a look around, taking in the startled pathologist with his back pressed against the filing cabinet, the splashed coffee on the lino, the fluorescent lights of the basement mortuary, the open cooler next to him containing a body bag, and then finally the identical black bag half-wrapped around his own body.

“Ah, shit. It happened again.”

The guy sighs a weary sigh and sits up to get a better look at his surroundings, rubbing a hand through his curls and smacking his lips together. He seems far too relaxed about waking up in the morgue, which is in direct contrast to Dave, who is still struggling to come to terms with what he’s seeing.

“You-you-you… YOU’RE DEAD!”

The guy gestures at himself, fanning his hands up and down his body. “Well, clearly not.”

“But you-you were! You were dead!”

The guy rolls his eyes and swings his legs over the side of the rack, still encased in the body bag. “Yeah, kind of an occupational hazard.”

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Tagging because I crave attention: @badsext @yeah-klave @softforklave @anglophile-rin @falloutby @merry-melody @neist @purblzart @maerenee930 @firstpersonnarrator @super-unpredictable98 @wcrmboy @spookyfbi @squishitude @courtneytarynofficial @mokolataddict @pickledbeefwastaken @love-is-dirty-baby @love-is-dirty-baby @jender123 @vonkimmeren @narnianaos @sylvertyger @merrilark @faceache111 @rob-private @pietro-t1me @not-oscar-wilde @thislovelylife @falafel14

[fivehargreevescoffee]

A new look at the Sparrows! What powers do you think they possess? The Umbrella Academy twitter has pointed towards potentially what some of them are but give me your thoughts :)

[sonder-writes]

finally wrote chapter 5!

fic summary: Dave accidentally uses the briefcase to travel to 2018, where he runs into Klaus, who has never met him before.

(not that this chapter is really about that...)

[enklavefest]

We're Gonna Build a Temple to Our Love (2355 words) by sonderwrites Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz, Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves/Leonard Peabody Characters: Klaus Hargreeves, David "Dave" Katz, Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves, Leonard Peabody, Number Six | Ben Hargreeves Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Family Drama, Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction, Manipulation, on leonard's part of course, Destiny's Children | Klaus Hargreeves' Cult, Post-Transition Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves, Time Travel, Unhealthy Relationships, not klave ofc, No Incest, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz Fluff Summary: Trying to get Dave to meet the family is difficult when they're all too distracted by the impending apocalypse. The result? Klaus, Dave, Viktor and Leonard start a cult in the 60s.

Read it here.