#kitty waka

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[pacska]

rlly want ice cream but my stomach is so full aaurgh the horror .,.

[harunayuuka2060]

Azul: Jade, did you hear something about Floyd writing an autobiography of Granny?

Jade: Why, yes.

Azul: ...

Azul: Does he have the motivation to do that?

Jade: *chuckles* I'm not sure. However, you will see him writing in the kitchen.

Azul: ...

Jamil: How's that autobiography you're doing, Floyd?

Floyd: Going well~.

Ace: Are you seriously writing it? You haven't gotten bored on it yet?

Floyd: What are you trying to say, crabby? That I don't have perseverance?

Ace: N-Not at all, but-

Jamil: Can we read it when it's done?

Floyd: Sure. Granny will read it first though. Hehe~.

Floyd: *showing to Granny the autobiography he's written of her*

Floyd: What do you think, Granny?

Grandma MC: Oh, this is beautiful. The cover and your handwriting... Did you make all of these?

Floyd: *happy nod*

Grandma MC: *genuinely happy smile* I am going to treasure this forever.

Floyd: You should, Granny. I will never make this again to anyone.

Grandma MC: *chuckles* Oh, I feel so special knowing that.

Grandma MC: What would you like as a thank you gift?

Floyd: Surprise me, Granny.

Grandma MC: I'm not really good with surprised, but I will try my best, son. *smiles*

Vil: *reading Granny's autobiography* ...

Vil: We need to make a TV series out of this.

Rook: Oui! I completely agree!

Epel: Um... No offense.

Epel: But I would rather not see anything like that...

Vil: Why not?

Epel: ...

Epel: I think no one in Twisted Wonderland can depict what Granny is like.

Vil: ...

Vil: You have a point.

Rook: You're certainly right, himeringo. How about we travel back in time instead?

Vil and Epel: ...

Malleus: I can't travel back in time, however, it is possible for me to view someone's past.

Lilia: Indeed. That would need some magic which will not be a problem for Malleus.

Sebek: Rejoice, human! Waka-sama has granted your wish!

Ace: Should we do like, a movie viewing?

Riddle: If there's a way to record the events-

Idia: I'll do it. With the help of Ortho, of course.

Ortho: Sure thing!

Vil: Have you informed this to Granny?

Deuce: Yes. She told us to enjoy and she'll cook us food while she waits for us.

Trey: *chuckles* We're all getting spoiled.

Vil: I'll be informing Leona, Azul, and Kalim about our plans.

Lilia: It would be easier if we just make an announcement.

Grandma MC: Are you not going to join them, Grim?

Grim: Hmph! It's way better to stay here and enjoy your food, Granny!

Grandma MC: *chuckles* Is that so? Or you just don't want to be jealous?

Grim: Me? Jealous? As if! *has read in the autobiography that Granny had her first-ever cat*

Grim: You know that, Granny! I can't be compared!

Grandma MC: Of course. *cuddling him* Grim is a very handsome and smart kitty. *petting him*

Grim: *giggles* Praise me more, Granny!

[flipppyflopp]

Do any of the other NRC animals have a form of "speech", like how SebCroc says waka? Just cause I'm curious if Vil has tried to teach kitty Epel other words.

I like to think that all the other first years in my NRC Zoo AU would have unique ways of speaking, but none are quite as iconic as Sebcroc’s “Waka.” Since Ace and Deuce are hedgehogs, they mainly communicate in squeaks. Jack is a wolf, but I like to think he makes those exaggerated “boofs” and “awoof” noises.

I wish I could somehow convey Epel’s meows with a country twang, but I have no idea on what that would even look like typed out. Sometimes Epel tries to bark like a dog because he wishes he could be a big tough wolf/dog like Jack instead of a small cat that everyone fawns over. Then last, but certainly not least, Ortho is an iDog in this au, so he can play whatever noise/song he wants, but I think it would be funny if all the other characters hear beeps and boops, while Idia understands it perfectly as well as the other animals. Either that or Ortho could speak in binary, which would be hilarious since it would just be a bunch of zeroes and ones.

[babybulbasaur920]

What Twisted Wonderland characters can say 🚬 the bad word for gay

(Inspired by Blake Jennings YouTube series)

Riddle: was probably taught to think it, cuz his mother gives me huge conservative vibes. Can theoretically say it, but you could not waterboard it out of him

Trey: I’m sorry, come for me if you must, but no. That hat is strictly for Reddit straight people. Like he most definitely has some “Live, Laugh, Love” sign in his room. Big ally though

Cater: can say it. Is the type to say it to your face and you think “did- did he just call me a slur?” And you realize five minutes later he’s bi

Ace: cannot say it. Not because he’s straight, because he used up his quota in middle school

Deuce: can definitely say it, but doesn’t because no one told him he could. Like Riddle, you could not waterboard it out of him

Leona: definitely can say it. Maybe. Gives me “normally straight but whatever happens after some drinks happens” vibes

Ruggie: look, I honestly am not a fan of him, but twink with a Everest level high voice. He can say it

Jack: eh, I’m on the fence

Azul: octopi are gay as hell. He can say it but won’t because this businessman is way to smart to alienate 94% of his classmates (victims)

Jade: eels can change between gender. He can say it. Doesn’t say it, because he’s a proper gentleman

Floyd: can say it. Doesn’t know it’s a slur, and laughs when you tell him. What, are you gonna stop him?

Kalim: no straight guy wears that much jewelry and is that obsessed with his “best friend” (Jamil, when I catch you😠). Can definitely say it. Doesn’t because Jamil told him it’s a bad word, doesn’t realize he is one of those for whom it is not a bad word

Jamil: girlboy swag. This bundle of pixels is like, right in the middle of the male and female gaze. Calling his classmates that word under his breath is how he gets through his day

Vil: yes. Without a doubt. But would he, is the better question

Rook: fuck yes. Like Vil, he wouldn’t say it, but it you pulled his hair and call him it, he may cream on the spot

Epel: can he say it? Debatable

Does he say it? Probably

Idia: sorry, have you read his ceremonial robe vignette? Boy is the general of the bisexual battalion, he can say it. For some reason it does sound really hateful coming from him though

Ortho: I plead the 5th regarding if this underage child can say it, lest I end up on Fox News. If he did, I feel it would be like if Hello Kitty said it. Like, would you really be mad? He’s bby

Malleus says it, but as it’s original definition as in, a bundle of sticks. He can say it in the gay way though. Bro gives new meaning to the word “dragon fruit”

Sebek also only knows it by the stick meaning but if he finds out it’s a slur, he would never say it again. I think he could, but he’d never tarnish his Waka-sama’s reputation like that

Silver, once again, knows it to mean a bundle of sticks. Something about him gives me asexual vibes, idk

Lilia, canonically bi and a discord kitten, he can say it. Thinks it’s funny to hear his kids say it, but would stop them if it became a problem

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

It's been 3 Days since the Ramshackle Boys were sent off for the Student Exchange Program. There is NO peace in Night Raven.

[The Sky above Night Raven was dark with Malleus' Thunderstorm since Yuu left. He even decided the stay in Ramshackle to make sure no one tried to break in. Someone did try and nearly got roasted.]

[Azul spent whatever breaks he had hiding in his Octopus Pot with Marcus' Oversized Jacket and slept in Marcus' Favorite Shirt - it was big on him, but he was warm like Marcus. What's more, Azul refused to allow anyone to use Marcus' Recipes and kept his husband's recipe book close to his heart (He locked it in a safe)]

[Without Jayden, Jamil was more irriable and with quicker to snap at people. Most people avoided angering him, but Kalim would try to cheer him up...only to get a pillow in the face. Jamil kept to himself and drank Raspberry Tea which was Jayden's Favorite.]

[Vil was more of a nag without Darius to keep him calm. Rook tried to calm Vil down as much as he could and Epel would tell Vil to get a grip, but Vil's glare would shut anyone up who went against his orders.]

[Professors Crewel and Trein were not as lenient as they once were and were more annoyed when someone caused disorder in class; even Lucius hissed at some people.]

[Reactions]

Sebek (Knocking on Ramshackke's Door): WAKA-SAMA! PLEASE, COME BACK TO DIASOMNIA!

Jade: Azul, forgive me for saying so, but a lot of customers are requesting Marcus-san's Cheesecake but we are not able to make it properly without the recipe book.

Floyd: Yeah! Hand over Sea Kitty's Book!

Kalim (Pokes his head into Jamil's Room): Jamil! Wanna play Mancala? (Gets hit in the face with a pillow) Oph!

Rook: Lovely Vil, I understand that you are missing your other half but he shall return to use soon. Please, smile once again.

Epel: Yeah! Lighten up!

All of the afflicted guys: When will my loved one return from the war?

Also, Epel, that is how you guys stuck on chore duty.

Azul, tenacles flare out as he glares at Floyd: Get out.

Malleus, depressed dragon noises:

[mikeys-bike-slut]

Untitled - SEQUEL Pt.1

Surpriiiiise! Here is a sequel to my Untitled story! Hope you will like it! Strap ya seatbelts guys cause it's gon be a bumpy ride

T.W: N/A

***

5 years later

"Wakasa, hurry up!" I shout upstairs as I rush through the house trying to put my earring in.

"Shut up!" A yell comes from upstairs.

We have time Wakasa said.

Dont worry, we won't be late Wakasa said.

Of course we're late...

Today's Emma's and Mitsuya's wedding and as much we drifted apart and Toman has disbanded we kept in touch with each other and our friendship remained strong.

After I moved in with Wakasa I barely seen the gang except Chifuyu and Tora with whom I've been actually working with the past four years. Chifuyu saved up and opened his pet shop, just like he planned it with Baji. It's a sweet little shop with loads of cats, dogs, hamsters and every other furry little pet you can imagine. Though Wakasa told me I don't have to work he'll take care of me, that was just not something I wanted to do. So I talked to Chifuyu and he was happy to hire me full time.

No one knows where Mikey went, hust like if the ground opened up and swallowed him he disappeared. I was worried about him in the beginning but it was his choice and I had to put him into the back of my mind in order to move on and function until he was nothing but a distant memory.

The Haitanis, since our last goodbye they kept their word and vanished from my life, the only time I'd ever hear from them is when they send me a beautiful bouquet and gift on my birthday, every year but in person? I have not seen them since that day.

Draken? He's well, we used to meet up once every month for a coffee and a catch up until life got busy for both of us and I haven't seen him for over a year, we still text every now and then but it's not the same.

The Ginza duo, a few months after I moved into Wakasa Hyde contacted me and set up a meeting. Wakasa refused to let me go alone so he accompanied me to Ginza. Hyde explained his reasoning and apologized for causing me distressed and also offered me a position at the Ginza gang which I turned down. Once I explained to him that I am retiring from the deliquent life he respected my decision but told me I'll always have the Ginza district at my service if I'll ever need them. He also offered of I ever want to talk about my brother I can contact him whenever. In the beginning I didn't but as time went by I needed closure so I rang him and we met up. From that day on it was almost once a week thing and we grown really close. He reminded me of Yasu a lot and unofficially became my brother which just shocked Wakasa that once again I was able to turn one of the ruthless men in Japan into my lapdog basically.

Back to now. Wakasa and I were getting ready for the wedding, you know, at a decent time as one should but the White Leopard decidedhe urgently needed to fuck me. I told him we have no time but it's Wakasa, when it comes to sex the world could be on fire and even that wouldn't stop him. Would have he stopped if I asked? Of course, though Waka's sex drive is high he is always respectful and asks for my consent. So yeah was it also my fault? Yes. Will I keep blaming him? Also yes.

"Oh god, c'mere kitty" I sigh as I grab him and pull him to me and fix his disaster of a tie. "There, now can we go? I'm supposed to be the maid of honour"

"Well you definitely suck at that" he grins and I just flip him off while I grab my ourse that matches my dress. "Shit" I curse as I check the time and see we're already half an hour late. "Can we go now?"

"Yes, just shut up" he groans as he grabs his keys and we finally head out.

Ignoring traffic lights Wakasa sped through Tokyo straight to shrine where the ceremony is to be held. As he parks up I don't even wait for him I rush up the stairs -as much as I can in heels and a long mermaid dress- but as I get there to my surprise everyone's still outside chatting and smoking.

"Angel!" I hear a voice from my right and I find Mitsuya standing there in a beautiful lilac suit with silver patterns.

"Taka-chan!" I exclaim as I jog up to him. "Where's Emma? What's going on??" I ask almost panic and he let out a laugh. 

"We still have about an hour before the ceremony don't worry" he chuckles and I give him a confused look. "We know you and Waka too well we know you two probably gonna be late so we gave guys the wrong time" he winks at me and I don't know if I'm annoyed or grateful.

"You have a point" I sigh then chuckle then suddenly someone covers my eyes from behind. "Hakkai?" I question.

"Wrong" Mitsuya chuckles. "Bit taller"

"Kenny??" I ask excited and I hear his laugh from behind me as he uncovers my eyes. I turn around and find him standing there with a big grin. "I like your hair" I grin as I look at his now jet black hair tied back in a ponytail.

"Cool, right?" He grins then opens his arms and I give him a tight hug. "I missed you" he smiles softly as he holds me close. 

"The hell is this?" I hear Wakasa's voice from behind me with and annoyed expression on his face. 

"Precaution" Mitsuya grins at him then shakes his hand.

"Well played" Wakasa sighs then looks at me and Draken. "Don't steal my girlfriend" 

"I try" Draken grins at him then lets me go. "You should go find Emma she is inside if Yuzuha hasn't murdered her yet" 

"I don't think Takashi's that lucky" Wakasa grins and I just smack him. 

"Feel free to beat him up if he won't behave!" I call back as I run off and Wakasa just gives me the finger. 

I quickly find Emma, but instead of finding her with a big smile and excitement she is curled up crying on the small seating inside the room. I walk in giving Yuzuha a confused look who just shakes her head. 

"Hey, hey what's going on Em?" I ask worried as I kneel in front of her. 

"Maya!" she exclaims and just launches on me and continues crying. I hold her close and gently caress her back.

"Alright, what's going on. If you missed me, I'm already here" I grin trying to lighten the situation but it failed.

"I don't know if I'm ready... I just... seeing Draken here brought up a lot of feelings" she cries quietly and I let out a sigh.

"You still love him, don't you?" I question as I pull away enough to look at her and she just nods. 

"If you love someone else you shouldn't marry Mitsuya..." Yuzuha speaks up and walks up to us. "It wouldn't be fair on him"

"You should talk to Mitsuya, Em. There's no point in marriage if it's only one-sided. I'm sure Taka will understand it" I explain as I caress her cheek. 

"I guess I should... I just... I don't know how I feel. I love Takashi but my heart still yearns for Draken... I don't know. I just need a bit of time alone" she says quietly as she looks at us. 

"Of course. Give us a ring when you'll need us. I'll go talk to the priest" Yuzuha smiles softly and gently squeezes Emma's shoulder before walking out. 

"I'm gonna go check on the males incase they murdered each other" I joke which makes Emma chuckle a bit. 

I give her a hug before I walk out as well. I let out a sigh and running my fingers along my neck trying to figure out what the fuck to do exactly. As I walk outside I lean against the wall of the shrine and let out a long sigh, just wanting to collect my thoughts before I check on the herd but I can't enjoy the silence for long as I hear footsteps approaching. Looking up I find a tall, dark blue hair guy standing there with not exactly a happy expression. 

"Is everything okay, Shiba?" I cock a brow as I look at the former Second Division Vice Captain. 

"I don't think so... Look can I trust you?" he asks in a serious tone and I start to not liking this.

"Of course" I nod. "What's going on?" 

"Mitsuya wants to call off the wedding. He and Yuzuha got very close and doesn't think he should marry Emma. Nothing happened! Before you'd murder any of them, as far as Mitsuya knows it's one-sided but I know my sister... she had a massive crush on Mitsuya for years and I- I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do" he says with almost one breath and suddenly I feel somewhat relieved. I let out a chuckle and Hakkai just gives me a glare. "This is serious!" 

"I know but, Emma also unsure about the wedding cause she still loves Draken" I say it with a big grin. 

"Oh? Well, they all need to have a fucking talk cause Draken loves Emma too..." Hakkai says then we just both starts laughing. 

"You go talk to Draken and Taka, I'll go talk to the girls" I say with a big grin.

We both run off to the opposite direction. My heart hammers in my chest from excitement as I rush through the shrine almost tripping a few times until I finally reach the room finding both Yuzuha and Emma look like they're in line for the slaughter house.

"Okay, this wedding is off" I say with a big grin and they both give me a scared and confused look. 

"What did you do??" Emma asks panicking but before I could say anything Mitsuya walks in along with a very shy Draken. 

"The four of us should talk" Takashi says in a soft tone. 

I just wave at them before I walk out leaving the four lovebirds to sort this out between themselves. As I walk out Hakkai gives me a big grin and I just jump on him and hug him tight. "Good thing they have us" he grins then spins me around before putting me down.   

"What on earth did you two do?" we hear a laughs from behind us and as we turn around we find Chifuyu and Kazutora standing there.

"Hey good to see you guys" Hakkai grins as he hugs the two males and I just wave at them. 

"So what's going on? Did you crash a wedding? " Wakasa's voice suddenly comes from behind me as he wraps his arms around me.

"More like saved it" I grin as I lean back against him and he places a kiss on my neck. 

"Sure" he grins then playfully bites my neck making me let out a small yelp.

"Behave leopard" I chuckle. 

"Aren't you two cute" Tora and Hakkai coos as they look at me Waka and I. 

"Shut up" I chuckle and flip them off. 

"Don't be jealous" Waka grins. 

"Oh god no, it's enough working with her" Chifuyu laughs but suddenly I notice something in the distance and I tune out of the conversation. I notice a figure in the garden of the shrine and he looks eerily familiar.

I pull away from Wakasa and walk off towards the garden which the males don't even realize as they get deep into their conversation. I open the gate and walk into the beautiful garden but the figure was gone. Was I just seeing things?

[pinknredbracket]

THE BRACKET IS HERE

THIS TOURNAMENT WILL HAVE 6 ROUNDS IF I COUNTED CORRECTLY!! Round 2 Part 2 will begin April 15th at 6PM EST!! there will be 4 Parts to Round 1, mostly for my sanity, then 2 parts for Round 2, and then the next rounds will all be one part each. Most of these match ups were random, but I switched them around as I saw fit. 

Matchups and links to the rounds under the cut!

PRELIMINARY ROUND 1: TRIO TURNED DUO

Dirk Strider and Dave Strider VS Roxy Lalonde and Dave Strider

Amy Rose and Knuckles VS Sonia and Knuckles

Diona and Diluc VS Diona and Klee

Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Kagami Tsurugi VS Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Tikki

Kirby and King Dedede VS Kirby and Kirby’s Shoes

Princess Bubblegum and Marceline VS Princess Bubblegum and Peppermint Butler

Ty Lee and Mai VS Ty Lee and Azula

Kairi and Sora VS Kairi and Axel/Lea

PRELIMINARY ROUND 2: FANDOM FIGHT

Princess Peach and Mario VS Toadette and Toad

Feferi Peixes and Aradia Megido VS Dirk Strider and Dave Strider

Kouyou Ozaki and Chuuya Nakahara VS Teruko Ōkura and Tachihara Michizou

Nora Valkyrie and Pyrrha Nikos VS Neo and Cinder

Ochaco Uraraka and Katsuki Bakugou VS Mina Ashido and Ejiro Kirishima

Olivia and Sully VS Mae and Celica

Hilda and Silvain VS Lapis and Diamant

Ryan and Stephanie VS Ella and Sammy

Cure Dream and Cure Rouge VS Cure Peach and Cure Passion VS Cure Heart and Regina

SECRET FUCKED UP 3RD PRELIMINARY ROUND

Kirby and His Shoes VS Mettaton and Papyrus

ROUND 1

PART 1

Princess Peach and Mario VS Kirby and King Dedede

Pinky and Blinky VS Tohru Honda and Kyo Sohma

Susie Campbell and Audrey Drew VS Waka and Amaterasu

Zane and KAI VS Knuckles and Amy Rose

Valentines Heart Candy VS Pig and Mooshroom

Utena Tenjou and Anthy Himeyama VS Aerith Gainsborough and Tifa Lockhart

Mangle and Foxy VS Cure Heart and Regina

Kouyou Ozaki and Chuuya Nakahara VS Diona and Klee

PART 2

Draculaura and Kieran Valentine VS Angel Dust and Alastor

Ella and Sammy VS Nora Valkyrie and Pyrrha Nikos

Haru Okumura and Ann Takamaki VS Megaera and Zagreus

Pink and Red Rangers VS Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz

Bandage Girl and Meat Boy VS Isaac and Willis

Danganronpa Blood and Blood VS Pink and Red Amonguses

Emily and Clifford VS Doremi Harukaze and Pop Harukaze

Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Kagami Tsurugi VS Gwen Stacy and Miles Morales

Part 3

Dirk Strider and Dave Strider VS Paula and Ness

Cherry Cookie and Cherry Blossom Cookie VS Kujo Tenn and Nanasa Riku

Ty Lee and Mai VS Mina Ashido and Eijiro Kirishima

Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing VS Kusuo Saiki and Kineshi Hairo

My Melody and Hello Kitty VS Alvin and Brittany

Kirby and His Shoes VS Coco Atarashi and Tsugumi Matsune

Minnie and Mickey VS Diavolo and King Crimson

Rose and Jake Long VS Candy and Dave the Barbarian

Part 4

PB & Marcy VS Isabella & Phineas

Shellsea & Bea VS Webby & Huey

Blossom & Brick VS Lela & Butchy

Nene & Tokiwa VS Nana & Cooro

Bocchi & Kita VS Ashley Williams & Commander Shepard

Olivia & Sully VS Hilda & Silvain

Nico & Maki VS Kairi & Axel/Lea

Chika & Kaguya VS Madoka & Kyoko

[cupids-chamber]

idk i think about this… JUST IMAGINE WITH ME OKAY..

*Grim overblot

MC: GRIM! YOU BETTER GET YOUR KITTY WEASEL ASS CALM DOWN OR I’LL THROW ALL OF YOUR PREMIUM TUNA.

Grim: YOU AIN’T GOING TO THROW MY PREMIUM TUNA!—

MC: OH YES I WILL. YOU BETTER GET DOWN HERE OR ELSE GRIM.. I WONT BE NICE FOR ONCE.

*proceed to shout-argue more

Meanwhile in the distance

Ace: Mc is brave enough to shout at furball when he’s overblot huh..

Leona:….(he doesn’t want to know what will happen next..)

Deuce: Are you sure that’s Mc we know..?

Riddle: Mc we know never shout at us…

Trey: I don’t think we able to calm them down until they scolding grim..

Azul: *mumbling I don’t wanna face the same wrath…

Jade: I might as well leave to make a tea for them..

Floyd: *Enjoying the chaos between Mc and Overblotted Grim

Jamil: *Took kalim away from the scene—

Sebek: (intensely sweating) W-waka-sama let’s leav—

Malleus: No Sebek. I need to make sure my Child of Man okay.

Silver: *sleeping

Lilia: *Take a pic of the chaos LMAO—

Ruggie: Is that.. their actually Wrath-

Jack: Yes. Ruggie, Yes..

Cater: *literally recording everything

Vil: *So close to poisoning Grim—

Rook: *the one who hold Vil back

Epel: *quietly cheering for Mc

Ortho: Brother, are you sure you want me to hold Mc back?

Idia from his tablet: Yes.. We don’t want grim to throw his claw at them-

Life footage of someone(yuu) fighting their overgrown todler (grim)

[vulpossims]

Shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.

Thank you for tagging me @sometimesalana ! <3

Uma Thurman by Fall Out Boy

Head Over Feet by Alanis Morissette

No Hands by Waka Flocka Flame

All For You by Sister Hazel

After Dark by Mr. Kitty

Loaded by Twia Savage & Asake

Calm Down by Rema & Selena Gomez

It's Plenty by Burna Boy

KU LO SA by Oxlade & Camila Cabello

Xtra Cool by Young John

Tagging @cloudmoodlet @s4sharkteeth and anyone else that sees this and wants to do it!

[hsm-sapphic-selfship-fanfiction]

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a (June 2007)

While on nighttime maintenance shift, mostly to audit paperwork and make sure the residents are satiated I saw Sharpay and Ryan come downstairs in ridiculous Hawaiian costumes

“Sharpay!” I whispered “what the hell? I know you want to spark the rumour mill with Troy, but THIS!” I looked her up and down “that’s not even a real hula skirt” Sharpay suddenly grabbed my wrist and pulled me in. Why am I aroused? I pray that the dripping sounds are the fountain and not the sound of me having to admit my fantasies about the blonde at the worst time possible. She shoved a costume into my chest, commanding me to “change”. “But Miss Evans, this is Hawaiian culture you’re appropriating for whatever plan you wa…” suddenly, she grabs a fistful of my hair and quietly growls “do what I say or say goodbye to your job here, and I will have to spank you for that, after all, do good girls misbehave at their jobs?” “No, Miss Evans” she let go, leading me to fall to my knees “I love you Miss Evans” I kiss her feet before running off to change. Ryan, stood there slack jawed, I could barely hear Sharpay say, “it’s all a joke, I would never fire her, I’d just spank her, I’m not a monster”

***

The other girls found me and helped dress and groom me, “it’s a short piece, and all you need to say is Humuhumunukunukuapua’a, malahiki malaniki hoo, humuhumunukunukuapua’a ooh, awawa waka diki waka diki pu pu pu” they said comfortingly

“Humu humu… nuka nuka, apua ah” I practiced until Sharpay snuck up behind me and hugged me from behind “oh hi ducky” i murmured. she chirped back “hey kitty”. We conversed back and forth even during our trust falls, until Sharpay said, “sorry kitty but I gotta go on now and become Tiki” I cringed internally “see you the other side pumpkin”

***

After the song literally about a Prince who is a pig headed fish, Sharpay was all giggles and fun “Go pick out a wine maid, time to celebrate our win, I’ve made everyone think I’m crushing on Troy, Gabriella’s probably getting into trouble with Fulton right now, meaning she gets into a strop with me, everyone thinks I screwed them out of a summer. I interrupt “and Ryan?” She smiles and laughs “he’s a good kid, and he likes the others too much to side with me, that’s by design” I look confused “don’t you think this is a lot for one plan, I mean, what’s the prize if you win, oh yeah people are distracted from your autistic lesbianism, but you make yourself unlikeable in the process”

“Y-you like me… and Zeke likes me”

“That’s not my point, he’s a horny teenager”

“Then, what is your point?”

“Long term friends, that’s my point” the hair ruffling and stroking from Sharpay turned to a quick and sharp tug. She firmly ordered me to get a wine and to mull it in the kitchen for her

I had my grandmother’s 70 year old Manischewitz stored away in my room so I used that and boiled it in two bowls, the regular bowl with the usual ginger, Serrano peppers and sauce, raisins, garlic powder, Oregano, etc, and the Princess bowl, with grated habanero, ginger, cloves, rosemary, juniper and sloe berries, beetroot, Prunes, blueberries and pineapple juice. I poured six glasses of each and served, with Sharpay congratulating me on my hard work. Amazingly enough the next morning she even told me about how she was feeling so tense that night and how everything felt radically cleared that morning and that she wanted to extend my contract when summer was done in order to “give her body order” sure, love, sure

[lovelyplayground]

wncle kei i got a puppy and kitty!

i see that you lucky girl did you say thank you

she nods smiling when the both giver her a hug ruffling her hair

waka last night you were messy, it looked like a butchershop in that alley

not in front of my kid idiot

-wakasa

I finish the bath and make my way downstairs

Is the little princess ready for her bath? I added extra bubbles!

[seraniii]

Maybe I want you to beg, Kei always knows it’s like he has some fifth sense when it comes to your kitty. He called me last time asking why you came home smelling like me and I told him we just hung out but then he goes “why does between your thighs smell like me”

-Juju

he’s just a stupid cat, what’s he gonna do? nothing. *i sit up on my knees, pouting* c’mon please? don’t be like waka. *whispers in your ear* pretty please?

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

After appearing on TV, the Ramshackle Lottery Winners return home, their cherished ones and fathers are already there.

[Ramshackle]

[The Ramshackle Boys arrive to find Jamil & Kalim/Vil, Rook, and Epel/Malleus, Lilia, Silver, and Sebek/Azul & The Leech Twins/Crewel and Trein waiting for them.]

[They walks over to the Common Room and sit down.]

Kalim (Hugging Jayden): Congratulations, Jayden!

Jayden: (Embarassed blushing)

Floyd (Slings an around around Marcus): Nice going, Sea Kitty! Ya rich!

Marcus: Correct - Azul and I are rich. What's mine is his.

Sebek (Yelling at Yuu): HUMAN! IF YOU WERE IN NEED OF FUNDINGS, WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO WAKA-SAMA?!

Yuu (Exhales): We didn't NEED the money. We just did it for fun. We didn't expect to win.

Epel: Whatcha gonna do with all money?! You can buy anything you want!

Darius: I wish to share my funds with Vil.

Jamil, sighs: Do you know how big of a target you just got on your back? Are you trying to make me go gray early?

Azul, smiling: I'm proud, but also worried

Trein: I have to agree with Mr. Ashengrotto.

Malleus: This was for fun?

Vil: I appreciate that, Darling.

Crewel: As long as it isn't spent in one place.

[mikeys-bike-slut]

Untitled Part 26

hey hey lookie here new part!

Previous Part

Warnings: angst, threats, gun and knife threats, mention of trauma -losing a loved one-

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I let out a sigh before pressing "answer".

"What Mikey...?" I sigh as I put the phone to my ear.

"Hey..." then silence.

"What do you want Manjiro?" I ask with more annoyance in my tone.

"I miss you..." he says and it takes everything in me not to just scoff.

"That's it?" I cock a brow.

"Angel, c'mon. We both did and said things we didn't-"

"Oh hell no Mikey. I did nothing wrong and I'm not gonna stand here listening to your bullshit cause you can't own up to the shit you say. And you know what? Yes, I slept with Wakasa and it was the best sex I ever had" I spit it out under one breath then just hang up before he could tell me how much of a whore I am. "Idiot.." I curse under my breath.

"The best sex you ever had?" I hear a voice behind me and find the White Leopard with a smirk plastered on his pretty face.

"Not now Wakasa..." I groan and he just cooes before walking up to me and wrapping his arms around me. "Let me guess, Sano?" I just nod in reply and he lets out a sigh. "Ignore him, you're with me and will stay with me. Now... We have more serious matters at hand" he says with a more serious tone and I can see the worry on his face.

"What's going on?" I look at him and a heavy sigh leaves his lips.

"We're meeting Jekyll and Hyde in an hour..." He says in a heavy tone and I just gulp, I almost forgot that the rulers of Ginza wanted to see me.

"Any idea what they want from me...?" I ask not sure if I even want to know but he just shakes his head.

"No idea, but I doubt they wanna drink tea and gossip" he frowns. "Either way, you're with me so you're safe, even they're not dumb enough to start a war with the Black Dragons"

"War?" I ask confused.

"If any fucker dares to lay a finger on you I am declaring war and wipe them off of the map of Japan" he says in a serious tone as he looks into my eyes.

"Don't be an idiot, kitty" I sigh and he just frowns at the nickname.

"Kitty? Really?" He cocks a brow.

"Yeah, you're the White Leopard, a big kitty" I stick my tongue out and I can tell he is ready to murder me.

"You know, maybe I just drop you off with the Ginza gang, I like to see them try to deal with you" he frowns then playfully nudges me. "Let's get dressed"

"Fine" I sigh dramatically then press a kiss on his cheek before going back to getting dressed.

After we both got dressed we got into Waka's snow white Mercedes and drove off to Ginza. The ride there was quiet, I just gazed out the window watching the snowflakes hit the window as Waka sped through the streets of Tokyo. When we arrived at the luxurious building the guards let us in without  a question and lead us to the elevator. As we get in I start to feel dread coming over me, Waka notices and gives my hand a gentle squeeze and a reassuring look. I calm down a bit but as the elevator pings my heart skips a bit.

The guards lead us down a long hallway to a beautifully decorated double door. Once it opens it reveals them; two tall and rather handsome men in their early 30's. The one with bright red hair just grins at me while the other with a beautiful lavender hair just keeps an emotionless expression as his eyes investigates me from head to toe.

"Jekyll, Hyde" Waka greets them. "She's here but I would like to remind you she is under the Black Dragons' protection"

"Waka, Waka, Waka c'mon, don't you trust us?" The red hair one grins.

"Do we ever really trust anyone?" Waka smirks as he cocks his head.

"What do you want from me?" I cock a brow as I finally speak up looking at both of them.

"Well, first of all let me introduce ourselves, I'm Jekyll and this mopey fucker is Hyde, don't worry he won't bite, but I might will" he grins as he extends his hand to me.

"Angel, nice to meet you" I shake his hand then glance over to the other one who's silver eyes are still glued to me yet still haven't spoken a word. "So how can I assist the rulers of Ginza?" I cock a brow.

"Look at you, so eager" Jekyll smirks and shakes his head. "Well, first of all tell us your real name"

I give Waka a confused look and he returns the same confused glance but he nods motioning for me to go ahead and do as they say.

"Maya Shishou...?" I say but more in a questioning tone not hiding my confusion.

"Your mother is Mira Shishou, right? And you been raised by your grandmother, Reika, right?" the other one finally speaks up and I feel the anger in the pit of my stomach start rising. No one, other than Mikey knows about my family and my past, it's something I tried to bury throughout my entire life.

"Who the hell are you?" I ask in a darker tone as I clench my fist.

"And you're dead brother-" and that's when I lose my temper and I launch at him but he easily dodges my punch.

"Maya?!" Waka yells as he stands there in shock I turn around to see why the commotion but as I turn I find myself facing the barrel of a gun.

"Don't be a fool Hyde" Waka growls as he grabs his own gun and points at the lavender haired male while the other guy just sits on the desks enjoying the show, clapping his hands together like a child.

Hyde ignores Waka and just cocks his gun. "Can I continue?"

"If it's about my brother then keep your mouth shut" I growl at him and grit my teeth.

"Don't like to talk about him? Why is that? Because you forgot about him?" he asks and my anger rises again as tears starts to gather in my eyes.

"I NEVER forgot about him!" I snap at him.

"Tell your beloved White Leopard what happened to your brother..." He says in a cold tone as he motions his head towards Wakasa.

"Fuck you" I grit my teeth and he just smacks me across the face with the butt of the gun.

"Hyde!" Waka barks at him and moves to intervene but Jekyll hops off the desk and with almost an inhuman speed he appears behind Wakasa and presses his scalpel against his throat.

"Don't be so hasty Waka-chan" he smiles.

I hold my throbbing temples where the butt of the gun made contact with my face and just glare at the tall man.

"I won't ask you again..." He says in a dark tone. "If you don't want your sugar daddy to end up in Tokyo harbour you better start your story time"

I clench my teeth and just stare in front of me, not wanting to drag out the memory I tried so hard to forget.

"Mikey and I were just kids... We must have been about 10-11. It was after we founded Toman, Mikey wanted to make a statement, so he decided to steal a shipment from the Harutori gang... Everything went well until they found out but they it was my brother... When they came for him...he took the blame for me and... I... I did nothing" I say before I break down crying.

Silence fall into the room and I'm afraid to even look at Waka. My deepest and darkest secret that I tried to bury so deep now been dug up again breaking me apart, once again.

"I killed him..." I whisper between my cries as I let that memory consume.

15 years ago

"You did what?!" Yasunori snapped at me. "You stole from a gang and not just any gang but the Harutoris?! I am going to kill that little shit" he barked as he slammed his fist on the table.

"It's all good! No one noticed!" I say in an excited tone thinking he'd be proud of me but his face remained serious.

"And what do you think gonna happen when they find it missing, huh?!" He snapped then let out a frustrated growl.

"I thought you'd be proud of me..." I say as I start to sniffle with tears filling my eyes.

"You dumbass.." He growled then pulled me into a tight hug. "I'm always proud of you, mousey" he said in a softer tone and I just clung onto him crying. "C'mon now... Not like I'd let anything happen to you"

"I'm sorry Yasu..." I sniffled as I looked up at him and he had a soft smile on his face.

"It's fine. I'm sorry I snapped at you mousey, I promised granny I'll take care of you and I always keep my words. You're my little sister, your problems are my problems and I always be here" he smiled. "Not like that flip flop kid could protect you, he can throw a kick but he has a brain size of a fucking pea" he frowned causing me to let out a chuckle which made him smile.

"I love you, Yasu" I hugged him tight and he patted my head as he embraced me.

"Love you too, mousey" he smiled.

Knock. Knock.

"Go upstairs..." He said with a serious tone as he glanced towards the door. "Now!" he said in a more harsher tone and I just scurried up the stairs but I stopped midway and crouched down to see what's going on.

As Yasu opened the door two man burst in and pushed him to the wall.

"Well, well Shishou, you're dumber than I thought. Stealing from me?" a third voice coming from the door and when he come into view I recognized him and my heart skipped a beat. Raiden, the leader of the Harutori gang.

"Gotta push my luck sometimes" Yasu grinned and my eyes widen. He takes the fall for me? No!

"So you admit, it was you?" He cocks a brow.

"No point in lying now, is there?" He shrugs then one of the other two men just punch him in the stomach and I let out a yelp but quickly cover my mouth.

"Bring him" Raiden says with a growl and they just drag my brother out.

"Yasu..." I whisper as I watch him being dragged away. Before the door would shut we exchange a look and he just gives me a reassuring smile like everything is going to be okay... but it wasn't. 

Present

I slump down on the floor as I cry uncontrollably until anger starts to set in again. Who does this guy think he is? Digging up my past... And how  does he know the one thing I kept hidden away from everyone. Just who is he? 

"Are you happy now?" I bark at him as I wipe my tears and slowly get back on my feet. "What the fuck do you want from me?!" I almost yell and he just shook his head. 

"That's all. Now tell me, are you close with Mikey?" he cocks a brow and I give him a confused look from the sudden question. 

"That's non of your fucking business" I grit my teeth as I shot him a glare then my gaze goes to Wakasa who still has the sharp blade of the scalpel pressed against his throat. "Let him go and I'll tell you whatever you want to hear..." 

"Like I'd leave!" a growl comes from Wakasa.

"Waka, please..." I say in a serious tone as I look at him. I can see the hesitation on his face and I know he won't leave easy. "I need answers about my brother... and clearly this guy knows. I'll be fine... right?" I cock a brow glancing up at Hyde who just nods. 

"Let him go Jekyll" he says as he looks at his associate who pouts but releases Wakasa. 

"If I won't have her back within 24 hours you can expect a war" he says in a serious tone as he looks at the two young men. 

"I give you my word Imaushi, she'll be returned to you without harm. We don't want a gang war... well not with the Black Dragons at least" he adds in a darker tone which gives me an uneasy feeling.

Just who is this guy...?