#kitchen love

[thedesertdove]

[hotatthekitchen]

Clean and tanned ❤

[whereifindsanity]

[its-still-all-good-my-luv]

To cook good food is to have passion. It's only natural that we make the best lovers. 🥰🫶⚘️

[academydiscplumbingandrepair]

Why did the kitchen sink break up with the farm sink?

Because it couldn’t handle the pressure of a “drain-ing” relationship!

Remember, a little TLC keeps those pipes happy!

[hailvofficial]

Create a culinary oasis filled with elegance and stylish vibes.

[johncopywriting]

Helpful Life Hacks: KITCHEN CLEANING HACKS

The kitchen is the heart of every home, and it's also where a lot of messes and spills happen. Keeping your kitchen clean and organized can be a challenge, but with these kitchen cleaning hacks, you can make your kitchen a more efficient and enjoyable place to cook and eat.

Try Vinegar and Baking Soda to Clean Your Oven

Cleaning your oven can be a daunting task, but using vinegar and baking soda can make it easier and more cost-effective. First, remove the oven racks and soak them in warm soapy water. Then, make a paste using baking soda and water and apply it to the inside of your oven. Let it sit for a few hours or overnight, and then wipe it down with a damp cloth. Finally, use a spray bottle with vinegar and water to clean any remaining residue and leave your oven smelling fresh.

Use a Lemon to Clean Your Cutting Board

Cutting boards can harbor bacteria and odors, especially if they are made of wood. To clean your cutting board naturally, cut a lemon in half and rub it over the surface of your board. The citric acid in the lemon will help to kill bacteria and remove odors. Rinse the board with warm water, and let it dry completely before using it again.

Coffee Filters Can Clean Your Microwave

Cleaning your microwave can be a hassle, especially if there are a lot of splatters and spills. But using a coffee filter can make it easier and more effective. Simply wet a coffee filter with water, and use it to wipe down the inside of your microwave. The coffee filter will trap any food particles and leave your microwave looking clean and shiny.

Dishwasher Can Clean Non-Dishware Items

Dishwashers aren't just for dishes! You can use your dishwasher to clean a variety of items, such as plastic toys, baseball caps, and even gardening tools. Just make sure to put the items in a mesh bag or on the top rack to prevent damage during the wash cycle.

Use a Magnet to Store Your Knives

Storing your knives in a drawer can be dangerous and dull them quickly. Instead, use a magnetic knife holder to store your knives safely and conveniently. Simply attach the magnetic strip to your kitchen wall or backsplash, and place your knives on it. This will not only keep your knives within reach but also prolong their sharpness.

A Lazy Susan is Great to Organize Your Spices

Keeping your spices organized can be a challenge, but using a lazy Susan can make it easier to access and use them. Simply place your spice jars on the lazy Susan, and rotate it to find the spice you need. This will save you time and prevent you from buying duplicate spices.

Try Using a Paper Towel to Keep Your Greens Fresh

Keeping your greens fresh can be a challenge, especially if you buy them in bulk. But using a paper towel can help to absorb moisture and prevent your greens from wilting. Simply place a paper towel in your vegetable crisper, and replace it every few days to keep your greens fresh and crisp.

These kitchen hacks can help you save time and money while keeping your kitchen clean and organized. By using natural and cost-effective cleaning solutions, you can avoid harsh chemicals and keep your family safe and healthy. Remember, a clean and organized kitchen is not only more efficient but also more enjoyable to cook and eat in.

[hazyweeks]

no sorry i can't talk right now i'm thinking about sitting on the countertop while he makes us breakfast and hums songs and takes sweet spare moments to come wrap his arms around me and i won't complain when he wipes the egg white on his fingers against my pants because i love him. i love him so.

[littlelodell]

I lived this life and this is what it’s like; mayhem, salvation, focus, chaos, discipline, teamwork, camaraderie, addiction and love, love, love. It saved my life then almost killed me. I miss it every fucking day.

Family’s up.

[thedesertdove]

[hotatthekitchen]

Coffee?

[whereifindsanity]

[cafeyote]

me and gang at the haunted house

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[emptiness-statue]

[thecupidwitch]

Magical Properties of Vegetables

Alfalfa sprouts: prosperity

Asparagus: lust, grounding

Artichoke: lust, protection, personal growth

Beans: grounding, love, lust, prosperity, protection

Beet: beauty, love, passion

Broccoli: strength, leadership, protection

Brussels Sprouts: protection, luck, rebirth, stability, courage

Cabbage: fertility, health, longevity, love, money, protection

Carrot: banish, clarity, fertility, illusions, health

Cauliflower: protection

Celery: grounding, lust, mental powers, peace, psychic powers

Corn: spirituality, protection, abundance

Cucumber: purity, fertility, healing

Eggplant: wealth, prosperity

Endive: love, lust, physical strength

Horseradish: Exorcism, purification, banishing, empowering, warding

Lettuce: stamina, sleep, rest

Leek: love, physical strength, protection

Mushroom: psychic awareness, physical strength, hidden truths, courage, healing, health

Onion: warding, protection, health, banishing, virility, fertility, energy, psychic power

Pea: love, prosperity

Pepper green: growth, prosperity

Pepper red: energy, strength, vitality

Pepper yellow: empowered creativity

Potatoes: Protection, compassion, potency, wishing

Pumpkin: healing, money, prosperity, abundance, divination

Radish: lust, protection

Rhubarb: fertility, love, protection

Spinach: fortitude, physical strength, general physical health, prosperity, money

Sweet Potato: love, lust

Squash: spirituality

Tomatoes: protection, warding, health, money, luck, love

Turnip: warding, banishing

Zucchini: spirituality, protection, prosperity, lust, abundance

*source: Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Wicca in the Kitchen*

*source2: Scott Cunningham Encyclopedia Of Magical Herbs*