#kisses all of them on the cheek

[thedemises]

all we need is a red haired sustain and it'll be complete >:)

[mrsoharaa]

You go to bed all bundled up in freshly washed sheets and a peaceful, soundless night. And the next morning you wake up to overwhelming warmth and gentle touches on the slope of your hips and waist. Jolting frantically to the sudden touches and realizing your two graceless ex’s all cozied up against you.

Suguru in front of you and Satoru nestled ever so closely against your back. You groan in irritation and curse them out to high heaven to leave your proximity and space! But as stubborn and invasively clingy and simple minded (obsessed with you is more like it) — they simply bask you with their two bulked bodies and drown you entirely with prominent muscles and searing touches of wide, wandering hands.

Random thought before sleep idk lol the boys don’t know boundaries with their lovely ex that they’re clearly not/can’t get over and it’s hilarious. 💀😭

[treef-greef]

[lustlovehart]

Oh my goodness??? This is horrifying 😭😭

I would literally pee my pants if I was Idia and Malleus just ominously said that. The way they don’t even show him either is so scary (╥_╥).

The end is coming for Diasmonia, and they’re really building it with this horrifying exchange 😭

Over blot Malleus fic... (a few spelling errors in the tags be warned >.<)

[steviewashere]

Mmmmm

"Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.

A Steddie break-up fic where Steve, hopeless romantic Steve, is in a whirlwind romance with Eddie. And Eddie who finally gets his big break and plans to leave Hawkins in the rear view. It starts slowly, just little things Steve doesn't take to heart: Eddie getting distracted in the middle of a cuddle session or a kiss or even sex, Eddie pulling away quicker (but he's still loving on Steve so he doesn't really care), maybe cancelling more on their date nights or claiming that he's got plans already made with the Corroded Coffin boys.

And then the space between them just gets bigger and bigger and bigger, and Steve is left behind in the dust. Abandoned again. He's always looking to Eddie, but Eddie's not looking back. They're arguing more. There's a knot, a strain weighing on their relationship.

When Steve begins to pull back, Eddie barely puts in the effort to keep him tethered. And Steve, gullible and hopeless romantic Steve, lets Eddie get away with it. Because any attention is better than none. Even if he's going to bed alone every night, waking up to a going cold space beside him. Even if he's biting his fist during an argument, saving the tears for a quick shower. Even if he has to choke back on his emotions, because any big outbursts he thinks will push Eddie further away. Will spiral them out farther.

But then Eddie just abruptly leaves. Leaves their life, their friends, Hawkins as a whole. And Steve has to get his number through Wayne, who thought the boys were still together.

And it's not until Eddie answers with a, "Hello? Oh—hold on, babe, somebody's on the phone," that Steve finally puts two and two together. They aren't even dating anymore. He hangs up before say anything.

Eddie's left with the distant sound of somebody breathing on the other side and the dial tone. Never to hear from Steve again.

...anyway!

[wildstar25]

[ The Kiss ]

[bikefuckersoftheworldunite]

Valentino Rossi is congratulated by Sete Gibernau after winning the race and clinching ths 2003 World Title in Sepang

[dragqueenstarscream]

hnnnngh. thinking about starscream working at one of those topless bars to make extra money to put himself through school and he meets optimus, who got dragged there by some of his buddies determined to get their socially awkward friend laid

bonus points if they don't actually fuck that night, but optimus and starscream find each other to be genuinely good company and meet outside of the bar more frequently. and then they fuck

[homosexualgirlandbags]

I'm kinda eepy rn but I want to write so.

"Fellas, is it gay if I wanna kiss a man on his lips?"

Laswell was certainly not expecting that from John, much less at 2 in the morning. It was one of those rare occasions where hers and her wife's schedule had actually been aligned, allowing her to finally, spend time with her wife.

And yet Laswell, for all of her years in the CIA teaching her to mind her own business, had probably never whipped out her phone so fast to read a message. She wasn't about to act clueless, the sparks between John and Nikolai had been there since the beginning of time. She's half convinced that the both of them were probably dinosaurs in some prehistoric age boning each other in another lifetime.

Kate could only grin to herself manically as the pieces started falling in place for the two grown ass men to finally be together. She had never felt so happy for anyone else since her nieces were born.

"Of course not! Fucking your pilot is also a completely normal thing, John! In fact, most men who kiss other men on their lips tend to get married with them! It's a completely natural phenomenon."

Yes, Laswell could hear her sarcasm pulling through the message, but she really couldn't care less at this moment. Her wife rolls over in bed, squeezing her hips, three dots continue to pop up on her screen.

"in fact, John, I can even assure you, that Nik that they probably likes you too! Might as well just stand walking around Britain with a sign declaring you're gay before kissing him!"

Again, Laswell couldn't give less than a shitting fuck that John would have her ass tomorrow for typing that. But she really really, considers the cons and pros in her head before deciding she could deal with the fallout. Her wife was giving her a loving squeeze on her hips now, a silent command to come back to bed to her. Before she returned though, she managed to snatch a peek at the photo of John bundled up in Nikolai scarf in butt freezing winter, flustered as he tried to wipe away the kiss on his lips. Along with a caption from Nik himself.

"Goods acquire, thanks for your help, Las"

Kate could only dream of ways to tease John the next Monday before getting dragged back to bed by her wife.

[yashley]

"I’m gonna send a message to Fearne."

[gunsatthaphan]

thank you @ cherry magic for not cursing the 11th week 🥹🫶🏻

[mydarlinglaszlo]

they are making me physically ill i can't!!! look how cute they are

[honeycombstrudel]

I think it's cute how Amir has an (implied) little crush on Aoi. Some of his voicelines + KIM chat dialogues about his dating life just have me so curious about how he navigates having a crush on someone. Gah, I love him, he's too cute, haha

[nikonuee]

Hey DunMeshi gang, have we considered:

Falin has feathers now

Birds floof/puff up

Marcille kissing Falin and all her feathers puffing up

DO YOU SEE MY VISION, FARCILLE ARMY?

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.

Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:

Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*

He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D

[shushmal]

i was going to make a post that was just:

steve, watching took girls he used to be in love with kiss: *in the least creepy way possible* hell yeah :)

and in the tags i typed "steve being besties with all his exes" and then immediately thought of the fact that, yes, steve is friends with all his exes, EXCEPT for eddie

like, eddie and him have a quick summer fling or something, it burns hot and it burns FAST. but then, like in all relationships, they both change. they both start thinking of the ✨future✨ and... steve's not leaving hawkins anytime soon, you know? and eddie wants nothing more than to get out. but they're both attached, more than they thought they were, so it's not necessarily an amiable break. it's not horrible, they don't hate each other or anything. but there's lots of tears and a little bit of yelling, and then...

eddie leaves. and they never speak again.

and they think of each other, sure. in new partners, in new experiences, wondering what it might be like if— except that's not the reality anymore. they're NOT together anymore, so there's no sense in wondering, right?

except... they do. they do wonder, they do wish, they do miss each other, they still want each other. but that ship's sailed. he's moved on, they think. he's moved on and his happy with someone else.

and of course, that's when mike and el's wedding happens to everyone.