#kinky shit here

[bushia]

that close to get over myself and just write difanghua p*** cause I only live once

[turnipoddity]

me saying to myself “ok we’ll just do this nsfw comic short” and it ended up being 5-6 pages again

[puppygirlgirldick]

the more i look at it the more i realize human domestication guide stuff is really just "what if a species of benevolent but *extremely* patronizing aliens doms invaded, and their master plan was (in equal measure) cherishing and infantilizing autistic trans girls with problematic kinks (who love it)"

and wouldn't you know it, turns out i'm in the target demo

[omgcatboi]

I don't often post my non kink related art but I'm tryna get the attention of someone else in the community and am too shy and cringe to reach out so. Here, have this portrait I did of Hanzo Shimada. With my finger. On ibis paint. This took me four hours. Progress for proof below.

[iceman-soup]

gn!reader x top!gaz

Soft, loving sex with Gaz - not after a difficult mission, not because someone said something that pissed either of you off; simply because you both wanted to.

It's not tearful or desperate or longing. It's calming and comforting, your bodies as physically close as possible. Warm skin on warm skin.

You're kissing him but it's delicate, tender; each touch of your lips together is passionate yet not messy, eyes flickered closed peacefully.

He's above you, and still you wouldn't feel overpowered even for a second. You're holding him up just as much as he's supporting his own weight, laying on top of you but not in a way to pin you down.

Your hands run along his body, memorising each new crevice and scar under your fingertips, your prints reciting the ones you already know. He caresses your face, thumbs stroking your cheeks, gentle and adoring.

Light conversation in whispers, telling each other you love them, quiet groans and hitched breath from both you and him as he fucks you slowly.

You curl up together afterwards, putting on a DVD and falling asleep to it, cuddled in a fluffy blanket, legs entwined and heads resting on each other's.

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

My mom and her boyfriend just made me take photos of them in their kinky ass Halloween costumes for a party they’re going to. They also made me photograph them in suggestive positions.

Doing that gave me an itch in the back of my throat that only a double barrel shotgun can itch

[lgbtlunaverse]

Everytime I see that "fandom is worse now because all the POPULAR KIDS got into it" post or any of the bajillion similar ones I die a little on the inside. You all sound like a 34 year old white cishet self identified gamer scoffing about how "all these girls pretend to like anime when IN MY TIME they would have bullied me for being a nerd" before he goes on to watch 4 more videos from a youtuber who participated in gamergate.

[pollywiltse]

And the person who left the comment "Why does Simcoe remind me of someone who would die from Auto-erotic asphyxia" on another of the Turn clips will be receiving my proposal of marriage in the mail on Thursday.

I don't even know if I agree with it, it's just up there in amazing YouTube comments with the person who was watching a YouTube bootleg of the Ian McKellen-Judi Dench version of Macbeth from like the 70s while high and freaking out in the comments because they realized one of the other actors was the guy who played Palpatine and also they were high.

[mossy-rot]

yes babe you were born with monstrous tendencies and fear your own instincts can you please bite me now

[johnnys-green-pen]

Non-canon ship/crackship ask game: Johnny Gage and Kel Brackett.

Oh lordy.

Potentially a disaster, definitely interesting and vastly underrated; I've read fic about that before, but it was always just PWP, which doesn't live up to the ship's full potential if you ask me.

Anyway.

Johnny and Brackett are pretty similar in a lot of ways (frequently a bit abrasive towards people they don't like or trust, insanely dedicated, clever, prone to getting emotionally involved when they shouldn't, idealistic), but from vastly different backgrounds - and I think Johnny's gonna be a lot more aware of that than Kel.

So there's the obvious - the difference in power and influence and just sheer standard of living that's probably going to be a massively sore spot for Johnny, and Brackett's gonna put his foot in it. Repeatedly. Badly.

Badly enough to sustain several slow-burn will-they-or-won't-they fics if someone feels like it.

Beyond that, I feel like they'd either take great joy in mercilessly ribbing each other, particularly for things they themselves also do (it's the hypocrisy that makes it fun - and makes Dix and Joe roll their eyes so hard it's a wonder they haven't sprained anything yet), or there'd be ample quiet, comforting moments, commiserating about patients and the stupidity of the general public, and the injustice of who lives and dies and the senselessness of it all. Probably both, in turn.

Probably a lot of severely awkward dates, too, as they kind of adjust to each other's standards. Lots of angst on Johnny's side about how do you date a very influential doctor without screwing it up, even before potentially getting into the whole, yknow, 1970's gay ship aspect of it all (especially since I love to ignore THAT whole mess), and Brackett really not seeing the problem or understanding the fuss.

Get them both onto the same page about something though, and it suddenly becomes very clear why they're dating.

[cerealbishh]

"Hey, I'm just gonna take these down to the vault."

[hylianengineer]

Sometimes I go too long without posting fic and think to myself "wow the stuff I write gets weirder and weirder as time goes by. Will I ever be able to post fic again? This is so embarrassing." And I still don't know the answer.

Yes, kill the part of you that cringes, etc. It's harder than it sounds.

[itookyoudown]

every time i set out to write some slutty noncon it ends up being a treatise on worldbuilding and a character study into their darkest impulse why brain why just let me write some self-indulgent kink.

[eggs-can-draw]

So like snow am I right

[femmmie]

Anthony really sat down meditating and MANIFESTED THE TIMELINE SHIFT