#kingsman shitposts

[kissthebridee]

controversial take maybe but i don't understand how people see hartwin as like a romantic thing. no hate obviously but to me there's so many things that point out a father-son relationship rather than a romantic one, y'all get me?

[cufflinksandsnapbacks]

I love every flavour of him, silly lil man

[angel-fruitcake]

spn season 12 british men of letters:

[missjashin]

If Steve had said this instead of all that stuff about not being cute, Eddie would have survived

[kr9vorebeazt]

Hello, Kingsman fandom

Yea I'm new for this fandom and all I can do is just shitposting like this

[cadybear420]

Evie: When you become a famous composer, I'll be going to every single one of your concerts!

Aiden: Well since you're my girlfriend, I'll make sure you'll always get your tickets free. *he leans in close to her ear and lowers his voice with a devious smile on his face* With free backstage passes too~ *winks*

Evie: *gasp* Aiden! *she looks absolutely scandalized but is also grinning*

[kingsmint]

A special treat for y’all

[adikeii]

u know it's such a shame that kingsman universe only focuses on eggsy and harry (and a merlin a little) 'CAUSE there are such a huge amount of stories that could be told and questions to be answered (and yeah i know that its normal in not giving any plot or development to bg charachters but why they 've added interesting details IT tRiGGerS QuEsTiOns... *sighs*)

SO - some of my thoughts and (obvious) questions about k*ngsmn.. (i just 'd really like to see that....)

- THAT particular moment from the very beginning of the film - when lee dies - i damn want to know what effect it had on james (maybe even this outstanding (in every way) suit is needed for him to prove himself that he 's damn awesome and deserving the lancelot title??)

- harry in the film was referring to james as a friend and aaaand??? what james was like with all of the others (arthur and percy especially) in that 17 years? sounds like a good question

- it would be really cool to see some perci-roxy interaction u know... 😟

- IT ALSO WOULD BE REALLY cool to see perci actually talking

- that look harry and percival exchange at the end of the all-kingsman we-will-miss-lancey-james-sorely meeting IT MEANT SMTH it should 've.....

- when roxy becomes a kingsman agent she becomes the only female agent... that's very very very interesting--

- also the arthur moment. so chester dies and the main questions is how they choose a successor 😐

- and im very much interested how all the kingsmen 've dealt with the consequences of the v-day situation (the whole world was fighting so there should be hundreds of thousands dead...)... AND much more importantly: where the hell have the statesmen been during all of this valentine connected shit (yeah in the second film they 're epic but they 're kinda spies too so they shoul 've seen some situation going all damn over the world (celebrities disappering moment...) its their job...) *but lets just put this question to the box-for-the-stupid-questions-we-ll-never-get-an-answer-for where already question about the stupidity of james's death lies*

- there should be more respect for merlin in films (he 's like the big brain of the idiots - they 'd literally be weak without him) - i mean he wasnt killed in the second film 'cause he 's not treated like an agent by kngsmn... (and pls give him a normal office he 's a genius tech-wizard - this situation with him basically working on this tube-train-station is strange to me...)

- and back to my obsession: this contrast of perci wearing strictly super-classical black suit (other agents may wear more gray or more with-patterns suits??) while james 's wearing this tan-sandlike-even-goldish-a-little color ?? it probably has a huge meaning behind it

and still:

- why there can't fucking be two lancelots (his death is a trauma i can do nothing about it..)

*still silently thinks about that scene with james using that guy as a shield while killing them all by shooting off al damn bullets**

[avaitor]

hello followers

happy pride

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

should not have rbed that last post with a harry gif now i need to watch kingsman again. smh.

[kissthebridee]

i present....kingsman shitpost memes

made these at like 2am last night and haven't stopped thinking about them 😭 i plan on making more w/tumblr textposts so enjoy!

[cufflinksandsnapbacks]

So um Mr. Taron Egerton with a full on beard when?

I've seen how it grows along his jaw, framing his face really nicely. He said himself that he grows a really rubbish beard and I am quick to disagree

This is as far as I see it gets and please I wish to see more. Sometimes it's even just the shadow of the lighting

Like please darling you look so hot and god I feel like it can get more hotter. I'm serious please Taron i wanna pepper kisses along his jaw so badly

[mugchild]

Ok I don't often post my own work, but this was too funny not to.

[buckysprettybaby]

im on my kingsman fixation again, does anyone write for eggsy or agent whiskey 😫😫😫

[bugbugboy]

Lost focus and had an imaginary workplace relationship