#king vincent

[rubys-forest]

Hey gang

I'm alive

[malfunctioning-mantis]

nessa.... <3

@rubys-forest

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price throughout the years 🖤

[lonelyzarquon]

Vincent Price as Paul Toombes MADHOUSE (1974) dir. Jim Clark

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Vincent Price

[k-wame]

TONY CURRAN Sketches NICHOLAS GALITZINE MARY & GEORGE Press ⌯ HuffPostUK ⌯ 03.05.2024

[charlotte-of-wales]

Backstage at King Frederik X's proclamation | January 14, 2024

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FIRST ROUND: 57th Tilt

Prince Prospero, The Masque of the Red Death (1964) VS. King Marke of Cornwall, Tristan + Isolde (2006)

Propaganda

Prince Prospero, The Masque of the Red Death (1964) Portrayed by: Vincent Price Defeated Opponents: - Francois Villon [Ronald Colman], If I Were King (1938)

“Serving. Cunt. I mean when wasn't Vincent Price serving cunt? But he's serving MEDIEVAL, Devil-worshipping cunt in this movie. Oh, what? You need an innocent maiden to corrupt? Here! Take me instead!”

King Marke of Cornwall, Tristan + Isolde (2006) Portrayed by: Rufus Sewell Defeated Opponents: - Leofric [Adrian Bower], The Last Kingdom (2015-2022)

“He was just supposed to be the borderline-villainous husband whose existence gets in the way of a great, timeless love affair... so why do I end up rooting for him more than the titular hero? Honestly, if I were Isolde, as soon as I stepped out of that carriage and saw King Marke, it would be 'Tristan who?'”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For Prince Prospero:

For King Marke:

[foxtrottcantfindshit]

Gang my head is so full of Vincent.

So full ….

[rubys-forest]

Swap au...doodle dump..

[malfunctioning-mantis]

since the new storybook is out I could finally post this muahahah homophobic vincent

@rubys-forest

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

True, ya know...

[mx-pastelwriting]

Drafts are at spoiled level

POV: Me after I finish all of my drafts.

Ya'll ain't ready

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Carrie

Stephen King: check it out guys! King: they're publishing a book of essays about Carrie! King: we got richard chizmar, bentley little, mick garris, norman prentiss, tom deady, Anthony Breznican Angela Carter: are there any women involved in this King: oh yeah of course of course Carter: King:

Carter: don't you think, steve, that a collection of essays about carrie should include some womens voices King: oh of course! we've got bev vincent Carter: bev vincent is a guy King: King: what? Bev Vincent: yeah its fine, this happens all the time

King: look it's not all guys in this collection King: we also have caitlin kiernan Carter: oh really? caitlin, what do you think? Kiernan: i think that black people have a special gland in their brain that makes them do crime Carter: Carter: i meant about carrie

King: ok maybe the roster for this collection is a little guy heavy King: but, you know, maybe guys have some interesting thoughts about a story heavy on mother-daughter relationship issues and menstrual themes? Carter: King: it's possible!

Carter: ok fine, i would like to hear some of these interesting thoughts that you men have on carrie Bentley Little: did you ever think that maybe you should change the title from "Carrie" to "The Carrie?" Carter: King: King: you know what, i'll take that under advisement Carter: don't do that

King: c'mon guys don't let me down! Tell me your deep thoughts about Carrie! King: people want to know what you think of this story of a psychic teenage girl Richard Chizmar: psychic girl? wait, girls can do that? Mick Garris: whoa thats bad ass Josh Boone: this changes everything!

Chizmar: this whole time, i didn't know girls were psychic Garris: that explains why they're always setting things on fire with their minds Chizmar: yeah i was wondering about that Boone: everything makes sense now Little: guys i really think it would be better if it was "THE carrie"

Chizmar: [reading carrie] whoa whoa whoa Chizmar: what's all this menstruation stuff? Carter: [whispers in chizmar's ear] Chizmar: EVERY MONTH?!?!?! Chizmar: holy shit Chizmar: that's metal Garris: what are you talking about, i want to know too!

Garris: and blood comes out WHERE?? Carter: [whispers in garris's ear] Garris: ha ha gross! Little: this doesn't sound real, i think you're making this all up

Carter: ok so show of hands Carter: do any other men here need the concept of menstruation explained to them? Poppy Z Brite: no i think i'm clear

[depression-napping]

Vincent: (says anything)

The entire party:

[stygiovictoria]

all of my favorite characters together...