#king of (in)fertility
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gaze into the moon
#king of (in)fertility#dan heng#dan feng#imbibitor lunae#yinyue jun#hsr#honkai star rail#heavily inspired by yaoshi's pose#my tablet died right after i finished this#i have some doodles i can color tho#with my mouse#cries
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I like Joesph: King of Dreams but I can't ever forgive how bad they sugarcoated Jacob's family issues. Joseph makes a big stink about being only the half brother like that's why his brothers resent him but meanwhile they're still behaving mostly like one big happy family and Rachel "loves them like they're her own" (ahahahahahahhh) and it's heavily implied Jacob's ~first wife~ died and he remarried and I'm like OH NAW HE DIDN'T. literally where are Leah, Bilha and Zilpa and why are they not even mentioned. They are still ALIVE AND WELL at this point and in fact it's Rachel who should be dead before Joseph is sold off. Also, Rachel and Leah were mean to each other, none of that "Joseph, you should get along with your brothers" cheesy stuff.
#joseph king of dreams#joseph#jacob#rachel#leah#bilha#zilpa#“it was different with your mother” was???? where is leah exactly.#and yeah. your eldest sons know rachel couldn't have children for years. they witnessed her and their mom endlessly fighting over it#and bargaining sex with you for fertility inducing roots within earshot of them
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yet another picture i enhanced. someone needs to go ahead and revoke my phone privileges.
@powerofelvis and @precious-little-scoundrel… am i the only one that quite literally foams at the mouth any time i see this man in the color brown? and the chain necklace dangling on his bare chest? someone needs to go ahead and euthanize me.
#elvis#elvis presley#girlies…how we feeling#cause i’m feeling extra fertile#elvis music#elvis the pelvis#elvis the king#elvis history#60s icons#60s aesthetic#60s elvis#elvis 2022
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Oloroso... relaxing waters... releasing the bonds on your heart...
Why do I have the feeling that King and Diane have visited that lake more times than we would ever imagine?
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#mokushiroku no yonkishi#four knights of the apocalypse#kiane#king x diane#call me crazy but I believe some of Kiane's children have been fertilized there#kids you better leave your parents alone if they go there
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lee jooyeon in the love and fear mv. that's it. thats my post.
#xdh#xdinary heroes#i need him in a way that sets back feminism eons.#hes so#BRO THATS LITERALLYYYYY#hes insane#how do u like ur eggs king#i like mine fertilized#i feel like an insane person#LEE JOOYEON#THE MAN YOU ARE
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Gabrielle d'Estrées et une de ses soeurs or Gabrielle d'Estrées and One of Her Sisters (c. 1594) by an unknown painter from the School of Fontainbleau (c. 1530 – c. 1610), oil on wood (oak), 96 x 125 cm, Musée du Louvre, Paris
#gabrielle d'estrées et une de ses soeurs#gabrielle d'estrées and one of her sisters#portrait présumé de gabrielle d'estrées et de sa soeur la duchesse de villars#presumed portrait of gabrielle d'estrees and her sister the duchess of villars#painting#my upload#musée du louvre#louvre#paris#school of fontainbleau#école de fontainebleau#unknown artist#anonymous#oil on wood#oak#masterpiece#gabrielle d'estrées#mistress of king henry iv of france#royal mistress#16th century#late renaissance#renaissance#mannerism#northern mannerism#fertility#symbolism#art#fine art
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#blackened bones au just got so wild y'all#mr 'whats a king to a god whats a god to a nonbeliever' jaehaerys targaryen over there who is not king btw#and is instead like a 12 year old hand of the king (sorry tywin) because his oldest brother has a huge case of 'weird flex but okay'#and his extra early elopement and subsequent earlt creation of the doctrine for Reasons#made aegon go you have been promoted u are now one of my elite employees!! took him from cupbearer to hand. as one does#but anyway aegon mr black maegor black magic baby electric boogaloo was unable to produce more than one pregnancy in his wife lol#because the black magic is FUCKED for REASONS (maegor skewed it gay. also for reasons. namely fucking aenys reasons)#and now he has no (male) heir and HE wants to make aerea his heir bc aegon is the chad of this family. also visenya got to him young#rhaena the lesbian is on board for obvious reasons but alyssa is decidedly Not & either is the council bc like. the targs have been wilding#in one decade they balerioned the starry sept and vhagared the sept of remembrance killing like. most of the high ranking sevenists lmao.#lol even. plus jae and aly also eloped cause ofc they did the council was trying to marry her to a hightower. oh and also the doctrine#been a bit of a decade and all that happened in just 9 years. also viserys and lysarra (oc first maegor/aenys daughter) got married#which was the first post doctrine marriage. they're the two crazies. she has a mini balerion. went wonderfully as im sure you can imagine#anyway the targs need to CHILL. give the realm a breather. NOT CHANGE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF INHERITANCE PRECEDENT.#aegon the chad is not helping them do that. so alyssa uses her big brain. & she's like well aegon is a black magic baby (thnx maegor)#and he's king. so why not get him a Surrogate and make him an heir. for Reasons it can't be any of his fellow maegor black magic babies#(black magic babies can't have kids with each other bc they're barely fertile on their own lol) and his remaining options are aly & vaella#both of whom are out bc they're a) 14 and 11 respectively and also b) married and a future nun. shit happens.#viserys is a no cuz lysarra is Crazy and aegon knows it and respects it. that leaves jaehaerys 😁 the good dutiful fourth son 😁#the og machiavellian propaganda maker 😁 who will do Anything to get what he wants 😁 esp for the good of his house and the Realm 😁#long story short jaehaerys the nonbeliever to hardcore sevenist loser gets valyrian magic gender fuckery & gives birth to the heir <3#a delight to negotiate with alysanne as im sure you understand. truly didn't almost end the marriage he rewrote the law and religion for#shit happens <3 long live the third prince of dragonstone aerys targaryen who is the second shipname baby future king#(the first was aenys. aegon = ae rhaenys = nys. now aegon the uncrowned that WAS crowned named his heir aegon = ae and jaehaerys = rys)#(bc naming his first daughter after aerea and his second after rhaena wasn't enough evidently. he is a crazy person)#(he names the twin [they're twins it is the worst year of jaehaerys's LIFE think renesmee & bella] alystair. for alysanne.)#(he is a crazy person x2.)#and that's on today's episode of:#blackened bones au
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headcanons about king harrow’s parents bc what is canon going to do, make them exist and tell me i’m wrong?
King Oren is a proud man, sturdy like the pine trees he’s named for, and third in line for the throne; one brother falls to in-fighting during a diplomatic mission to Evenere. A sister dies in skirmish with elves near the border. He is less proud of his crown than anything.
It is this distaste for death that makes him peel back his father’s harsher laws and leave the death penalty for treason alone. Everyone is someone’s child.
Future Queen to be Isolde grows up in the ornate courts of Duren with a Katolian mother who was a travelling merchant. She’s prim and proper and her father’s daughter, and just a bit cheeky when she catches Oren’s eye
They are married before he is king. They are married after he is king. She takes to being queen much more readily than he does.
One winter Isolde falls ill while pregnant with their first child. A dark magic remedy employed by a rare imported mage saves her life but not the baby. Oren never trusts dark magic (or magic in general) afterwards
Harrow is their only child and the apple of their eye. He grows up, charming and good hearted and popular. Oren does not understand why he prefers the bookish son of his High Cleric, Lilien, and a stern shoemaker above all other possible playmates. Isolde does.
(In their time together, Isolde has been the cunning one and she sees the same glint of cunning in Viren’s young eyes. Harrow is loving but overly idealistic, and he needs someone to temper him. Look out for him. A snake can be a useful protector - she would know)
Both boys are an expert at getting one another into trouble and then out again. A common prank is stealing Oren’s eyeglasses, as he hasn’t seen well without them since he was young. In a good mood, he chuckles and demands Harrow give them back. In a worse mood, he makes Harrow read draft legislation to him aloud until the punishment sinks in.
Harrow and Viren’s troublesome natures are endearing, somewhat, when they’re young, and aggravating as they grow into grown men
When Harrow first begins to take diplomatic missions/meetings on his own as prince, Viren goes with him, book of magic tricks in hand. It never eases Oren’s worried heart.
Isolde dies from ailment when Viren’s children are still young and one strong captain of the crownguard, Amaya, has left for the border to be replaced by her small town, recently widowed sister. Viren looks for aid from Kpp’Ar, but too late. Isolde never gets a chance to tell Harrow she thinks Sarai would be a fine, if unconventional, match for him
Oren does, his own mortality looming on the horizon (although he does not pass for another few years). He shares one awkward but well meaning family dinner with Sarai’s son in tow when the two are engaged, just makes it to the wedding, and passes a few weeks later.
“Above all else, you must be a just king,” Oren tells his son, tears in Harrow’s eyes. Better than I was. More prepared. Harrow grips and squeezes his hand. “Better sighted.”
“I will, father,” Harrow promises.
That night, he still chooses the blind fold and doesn’t bind it tightly enough.
#the royal family of katolis#headcanons#tdp#mine#pre series#king harrow#dark magic affects fertility headcanon my beloved#i know they said viren isn't nobility but shhh#fic: nine days#the dragon prince#tdp harrow#varrow
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Obscure Greek mythology on the mind 🏺
#greek myth inspired#greek mythology#greek myth art#sketch#sketches#pen sketch#eleusinian mysteries#eleusis#goddess eleusis#Eleusis flip flops between being a king or a goddess of fertility depending on the source#I went with the goddess one#she also is equated to Demeter but her mother is equated to Persephone or Hecate#super fun to think about#this may also be brought about by the game Hades#hence the motifs and dress style are inspired by the game’s character design#avete art
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Baal/Bael/Ba'al = It is a title meaning "lord" or "master", There were many local Baals. The greatest, known as the “Great Baal”, is Son of the Father of the Gods, El, and Brother of the God of the seas and rivers, Yam-Nahar. Baal, known as “Knight of the Clouds”, is a God of fertility who represents the beneficial aspects of water such as rain. His lightning and thunder represent his Power, and the fertile land his beneficence.
#history#Baal#demon#God#God of agriculture#God of fertility#god of storms#god of fertility#weather god#God of weather#canaanite mythology#Phoenician#Biblical god#Pagan#fallen angel#Demon king#Biblical#old testament#Bible#Mythology#Phoenician mythology#canaanite religion#Canaanite
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Everyone say thank you to Mr. Anders for this 😌
#Mr. Anders 2.0 coming in with the face card to feed the girlies#lord.... he looks so manly...#this is deranged but there's something absolutely just... testosterone-y about him#he makes me feral and fertile is what i'm saying..#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#as always you'll pretend you can't read whenever you encounter my posts
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Drienne breathed out a sigh, heavy with years of regret.
“I will take my leave now,” she said, mostly to herself. “I simply wished to speak with the two of you before you are killed.” Her eyes moved towards Liam’s leg, revealing that she's been aware of the knife the entire time. “Strike true. You will die regardless, but with any luck you might leave the world a better place.”
And then she was gone; before Liam had a chance to consider the consequences of letting her leave with the knowledge that he was armed. It was unlikely to matter either way. His odds of success were slim to begin with—that much has been made abundantly clear to him—and Drienne’s passionless resignation to her fate seemed reason enough for her to let things play out without interfering. Warning the king would do nothing to secure her station; she would remain unable to bear a child and the king’s gratitude—if it existed at all—would not last long.
“I think she likes us,” Theo mused and Liam scoffed in amusement, despite their bleak circumstances.
He might be right.
#here you go buddy i know it's been so long for this one so i wrote this#unfortunately i'm still struggling with borkul scenes bc...well...they're not pleasant?#all good stuff!!#everyone's fine!!!#blue runt#also the king's weird fertility cult is hitting a bit too hard while living through a civilization collapse and the rise of christo-fascism#so bear with me
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the streets are saying twitter is calling luke fertile 🤨
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Just thinking about Summer being a representation of Bran, the Fisher King. Summer taking several wounds over the course of the story, notably one to the leg just as Bran did. Summer who goes beyond the ice wall to lands of snow (closer to lands of winter) and becomes emaciated…summer getting thinner and being wounded as winter nears/gets stronger. It’s almost like the changing of the seasons. We see that summer journeys to the lands of snow, biding his time before he returns - just as Bran will surely return. The return of Bran meaning the return of the summer. Have to wonder if we’ll see Summer (the direwolf) start to get bigger as spring is ushered in. Winter = death, but Spring = rebirth/growth. And after spring comes summer, when the summer king reigns.
#asoiaf#summer the direwolf#bran stark#valyrianscrolls#summer being called prince of the green by bran like#it’s giving oak king and holly king#it’s part of why I believe bran’s main role in the story is to set the seasons back to balance#the cyclical nature of time - the passage of time - being mirrored in his wolf’s body#not to mention the wacky time travel stuff going on with bran’s greenseer abilities#re the oak king and holly king:#my guess is that Jon and Bran are representing this cycle in asoiaf#Jon is the older brother - the oak king - who rules for half the year until midsummer#he’s strongest during the winter#then bran is the younger brother who comes into his throne during midsummer and will rule for the next half year#the two brothers battle every six month - essentially representing the changing of seasons and passage of time#I mention Jon because he’s got the whole corn king/spring/fertility deity thing going on#it fits in with the theory that Jon will rule in the winter and step down for bran#I tend to have similar but different thoughts#I believe bran as the rep of summer will rule down in the trident - harrenhal basically - as the green king#Jon will be in the lands of winter as an old man winter type figure - so that’s how he’s the winter king#the two brothers keeping the seasons in balance#I’ll write about this in detail one day…
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Don't touch him, freak!!
#baileywick#sofia the first#king roland#cedric the great#disney#fertility#rapesurvivor#snow#winter#gay#anime edit#steven universe
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reading about sacral kingship
#in pre-christian ireland specifically#like ok. fine. the king is not only the protector of his people but a mediator between them and the supernatural/ natural world.#cool. the king's reign is intimately linked with the health and the fertility of the land. cool#i Had thought of that previously but this is really giving it form in my mind#also the concept of an áer killing a bad king. incredible. roasts you so hard you die#htoo rambles#this is kind of funny actually because i do think we're in divine right of kings territory#and i HATE fucking divine right of kings#something about this compels me though ngl#(leans into the microphone) this is important in the fair folk au because despite the fact that neil cares about his people#his reluctance to be king poisons the land#and so does his father's hatred#until nature has to step up and restore the balance herself
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