#kinda want a quesadilla ...

[teacupdemon]

I care about this friendship more then life itself /jk

But no seriously I get so giddy every time they interact. However I also don’t have hope that nothing will go wrong :(

also I design the bird leg prosthetics because I love bird designs and as an amputee myself I like to give characters the chop any chance I can lol.

[narrynotnarratr]

raise up your hand if you have a ticket to quesadilla island!

i heard they have a sunny view there!

[whsprings]

why do I feel so shitty :/ I've had a decent day so can I not

[floral-hex]

so tired but I don’t want to sleep yet, so… quesadillas? yeah, that sounds like a plan.

[francebaby]

earlier the wait for my la vics taco was long enough for the shitty stupid uber price surge to go down cuz why would i pay $40 to go home when i can pay $18 :/ tbh if my feetsies didnt hurt and i wasnt just wearing a sports bra under my jacket i probably wouldve tried taking the bus and walking 1.5 miles so it would be $2.50 haha…

[todayisafridaynight]

oh yeah this part too ☝️

I’m probably going to look like an idiot but where did Masadai come from? I don’t remember them interacting. Is it some kind of thematic thing?

Its a mental illness thing dont worry anon youre good

[royalarchivist]

Ramon: u could automate this. do you want me to automate a coffee machine?

Fit: Oh, Ramon is like– "We could automate this coffee!" [Reads Ramon's next sign] It's true. I mean– well, I mean... The Favela's coffee shop here, Starbobby, it's kinda like a local business, do we really wanna... automate this to be nation-wide? Y'know? Like...

Ramon: [Slowly turns and nods at Fit]

Fit: [Laughs] Ramon's like, "Yes." [Laughs] Alright, alright, alright, fine– yeah! Whatever makes the coffee easier to get!

Sunny: waittttttt i can have my own coffee FACTORY

Ramon: big corporations

Fit: I mean, that's life! This is inevitable. When a business is successful enough, this is bound to happen, so... Who are we to fight it? Who are we, residents of Quesadilla Island, who are we to fight late-stage capitalism?

[phantom-scrybe]

I remember back in the day when people would do the math thinking way too hard about DSMP's disaster of a timeline and be like "tommy was literally eight when the war happened" when he was clearly playing a character that was his age.

but the eggs really are so young in canon. they're like. ten. at most. if we want to be reasonable and not say "they're literally three months old."

and just thinking about chayanne. being ten years old. he and tallulah had to get a chair to hang up the crown for the techno memorial.

he's so young and fragile but he's trying so hard. he's ready for war at any moment. he's his uncle's nephew through and through, but the Blade had an infinity to become what he was. chayanne is trying to be an ancient blood god at ten years old.

and I think q!phil realizes this. or at least realized it. Back before the codes started really getting bad, in the peaceful times, when they were just vibing on an island and the worst thing that could happen to an egg was Random Act of Slimecicle, he and Wil both tried to keep Chayanne and Talullah from becoming warriors.

And if we're operating on the principle that DSMP is like. kinda canon. like canon when the angst calls for it. phil and wil know what happens to children who have to see war. children who reach for a sword when they wake up in the morning. children who know how to strap on armor before they can tie their shoes.

and they didn't want that. quesadilla island was supposed to be a fresh start. was supposed to be safe. was supposed to be nothing like the smoking crater Wil once ruled.

but Philza is the angel of death and carnage follows Wilbur like a shadow.

The eggs never had a chance.

Chayanne could have never been a normal child.

There is too much history, too much weight on his young shoulders.

He is the heir to the Blood God, and he is ten years old.

[sparklysparklingsparkles]

I adore this entire conversation so much! I'm so happy to have Ramon back!

Ramon talking about his worries about Fit being alone

Fit talking about why he's hestiant to make more steps

FIT CONFESSING TO LIKING PAC (he actually said the words, I can't believe it)

Fit planning to get Pac a gift

Fit planning to go on a not-date with Pac! (thank you Ramon)

[transcription:

Ramon: 'I WAS EXPECTING MY JUICY INFO'

Fit: "Oh. W-well look, Ramon, okay, if- if this is about Pac, just be- be patient my child, you can't rush these things. You can't rush these things. And besides.. hold on, i just wanna make sure.. no one can hear us."

Ramon: 'I KNOW YOU'

Ramon: 'you took 5 months to learn create'

Fit: "5 months to learn create? Well, once i put my mind to it, it happened a lot quicker."

Ramon: 'and you learn most of it in days'

Ramon: 'lets be honest'

Fit: "Let's be- okay okay okay." to chat "Yeah stream chat, I'm not gonna lie, I'm getting absolutely cooked right now."

Ramon: 'sooo I guess Pac will be the same'

Fit sighs

Ramon: 'SOOOOOOOO i dont wanna risk it disappearing and not see the progress in person by any reason'

Fit: "We- well okay, yeah. Don't worry, Ramon. It's.. it's-it's just- it's just a little tricky, it's just a little tricky, cause.. um"

Ramon starts placing TNT

Fit: "Well, hold on, hold on! Ramon, Ramon, listen to me. Just remember, I- I'm on quesadilla island on very important business, and it's like, yeahh, I like Pac, but I-i.. I just, I don't want him to get caught up in all this, you feel me? Like, it could get- it could get dangerous. So I-i- I just- we just have to be careful!"

Ramon: 'dont you think a person that loves you would do anything for you? ANYTHING'

Fit: sigh "I mean.. you're not wrong, Ramon."

Ramon: 'I would do anything'

Fit: "I know, i would do anything for you Ramon!"

Ramon: 'i just dont want you to be alone forever'

Fit: "Aw Ramon.. Well, you know, I-i.. I have you, I-i have all of my wonderful friends here on the island, buy yeah, you're right. I mean, yeah.."

Ramon: 'well yeah but you have seen that we eggs are on oncurring [kidnappings] constantly'

[kidnappings was a language barrier]

Ramon: 'so it would be a relief to have someone to watch on you for me'

Fit: "Yeahh.. right. Y-yeah, you know, you're not wrong, Ramon, you're not wrong. Alright, you're not wrong. It-it's-"

Ramon lights up the TNT

Fit: "Oh god, oh god. OH GOD! DON'T MIND ME! JUST.. Right, okay. Fine. Well, you know what?" clap "I have an idea then, Ramon! I have an idea! Because we're all about baby steps, I.. I will get a nice gift for Pac, for the holidays. I will get him a nice gift that i think he will like. ... Right, like that-that's.. that's, like, a step in the right direction, right? Yeah, yeah! Which means, you like, you know, admire someone or care about them, yeah! ... I think- i think that'd be good!"

Ramon: 'or a date'

Fit: "Uh.. ye-yeah.. uhm- uh.. Yeah yeah, something though, yeah Ramon, something, something!"

Ramon: 'you don't need to put it as a "date"'

Fit: "Ye-yeah yeah! We could use a different word! Like, it'd be, like, it'd be like the s- kinda the same thing but just a different name for it, yeah!"

end transcription]

[starswallowingsea]

MAN

mmmm gonna make stuffed tomatoes on friday i think

[isa-ghost]

Birds of a Feather AU

General Concept

Somehow someway, following the events of QSMP, hc!Phil and o!Phil cross paths while o!Phil is in a minor crisis. Surviving on his own while searching for his parents is going,,, not well. But luckily, this "old fuck" he's encountered has seemingly infinite wisdom about life and survival, which is-- whether he wants to admit it or not --exactly what he needs.

Little do either of them know, they have strangely similar yet distinctly unique traumas, and the longer they spend time together, the more they'll start to heal each other as a sort of Mentor And Apprentice dynamic develops.

hc!Phil

Is also SMPEarth!Phil, c!Phil, and q!Phil. All lore from those SMPs apply to him. All of my qPhil headcanons also apply to him.

Typical vaguely slutty /j fanon Phil outfit. Also has his Antarctic Empire outfit, and his Quesadilla Island "vacation" outfit (a beach coverup like his robe, a sunhat like his normal hat, and a green print Hawaiian shirt.) (Hopefully I'll eventually draw that)

Trust and attachments are complicated for him. He can't help but develop them, it's only natural, but with losing Chay & Lullah so recent in his mind, the wound is raw and he's once again gone back to keeping everyone he meets at arm's length or further away. He is NOT going to be happy stumbling across o!Phil, especially when they just,, kinda become stuck with each other.

o!Phil

Obviously the cameo from Rats SMP applies to him. I might also apply Phil's cameo in ASMP to o!Phil even though that wasn't o!Phil just because they were sorta similar in personality.

Goes by Crowfather. Phil has, in Crowfather's words: annoyingly, nicknamed him "Crowley"

Basically 1:1 with his skin but like. The hot brooding fanart versions people make. Basically looks like a bougie goth aristocrat but bird. Has more actual bird traits whereas Phil is more just,, a dude with wings and bird mannerisms (perching, collecting shiny things, etc)

Is this weird equilibrium between being cold as fuck and sociable. Is an entitled snot at the worst of times and a clearly clueless, golden spoon-fed tory who doesn't know a damn thing about the real world at best. He's been forced into this position by Circumstances (his parents being MIA) and is still working through figuring out how to be an independent and actually likeable person.

Phil is teaching him the above, at least the independence part. Unlike Crowley, Phil has lived for god knows how long and that's given him tons of life experience and wisdom to pass on.

Deep inside, he's just severely hurt and traumatized. Still not a good person outside as a result, but much of the outside would change if the inside healed.

Misc Plot & Lore Stuff

Vague Plot

Phil & Crowley's Dynamic

Crowley's Character Development

[iridescentpull]

I'm working on a full transcription for Fit & Pac's secret conversation during their date and I've already covered half of it. Here are some of my favorite bits! (the full transcription should come out tomorrow if everything goes well, so fingers crossed!)

Fit: Um, so… This is… So remember the day I told you, like, Agent 18 and Foolish?

Pac: Yeah, they are kinda like something? The man with the uplifted pants.

Fit: That was– that was a test to see if you could keep a secret and you passed– you CAN keep a secret, ‘cause I didn’t hear anything else from that from anyone else on the island. Um.. so..

Pac: Hmm.

Fit: So… If I tell you about this, promise you will not tell anyone?

Pac: *stutters* No– yeah, yeah, no– how can I say this? –uh, my mouth is a rock– no, that’s not the word, that’s not the slang, uh *sigh* I don’t know, sorry, but I won’t tell anyone, you know? T-That’s a secret I will keep for my life, you know? It’s gonna go with me in my coffin, you know? I’m gonna keep it– I’m sorry.

Fit: Okay… okay, ‘cause I want you to know once I tell you this, there’s no going back.

Pac: Really? But, like– this sounds like really bad stuff, like, really bad. Like, a super secret-secret I can’t tell anyone? I don’t know, that sounds… I’m scared

Fit: Me too.

Pac: O-Oh… Oh my God.

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Fit: I was sent to Quesadilla Island for a very specific purpose, yes. 

Pac: Which- Which purpose it is?

Fit: So I made a deal with someone that I would come to Quesadilla Island and obtain the player data of everyone here. And in return, I’d get paid a lot of money. But, I- I… since being on the island, though, I didn’t expect to get attached to anyone like, Ramon, or you… um, and my boss gave me one year to complete my mission of obtaining all of this player data, um

Pac: So… So you’re gonna leave… You’re gonna leave.

Fit: Well, here’s the thing, Pac– even if I complete the mission, I- I’m not leaving. Because… *stutters* I-I, I know Quesadilla Island is not exactly the best place in the world, like– we’re stuck here and the Federation are assholes but like, I care about the people on this island, like you, Ramon– we have all our friends like Mike, Philza, you know? Like– Tubbo. It’s just, I’m not planning on– even if I complete the mission, I’m not planning on leaving. 

Pac: No, that’s– that’s good to hear, you know Fit? You are very important to me as well as Ramon, Richarlyson, Mike, all my family here; and it’s good to know that you got my back, and I also have yours for anything you need…. But *stutters* I’m also scared, like– you made a deal with someone else? Like, it’s not related to the Federation? And, like, why do you need to handle the player’s datas, like, what’s up with the player data? Are there some hidden secrets? And you also have to deliver my player data as well?

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Pac: Yeah, uh-huh? That’s him? You’ve been working for the Naked Slenderman?

Fit: *laughs* No, no, no– he has a very similar appearance to that. He’s like all white, but like… it’s almost like he’s hiding what his true form is. Everything’s a secret with my boss, everything’s a secret

Pac: You are kinda like mysterious too… I noticed, you know? You don’t talk much about your life, or about your goals. So it’s really nice for me to hear that from you. You know what I’m trying to say?

Fit: No, I understand. Yeah, no– I appreciate that. 

Pac: You kinda trust on me, so I think that this is really serious. 

Fit: Thank you–

Pac: That is something that I will remember all my life, that you trust me.

Fit: *laughs* I’m glad Pac. But listen– when I, the reason I said that you to keep this a secret is… If the Federation finds out, they’ll kill me. If the Rebellion finds out, they’ll probably also kill me! So that’s why– 

Pac: Oh my God the Rebellion!

Fit: It’s, yeah, so like- but–

Pac: Amiga!

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Pac: Do you– Do you have my player data?

Fit: No. I think I–

Pac: W-Well, can I hand out to you– can I hand you my player data?

Fit: *laughs in disbelief* Well! Well that–

Pac: Can I? Fit: –that would certainly make it easier! But um… I think– I don’t know, my boss asked me for more than just that; the emotions of people, I don’t know what he meant by that, but like– how, how we react to things on the island. Like, all the things we go through, like– pain, our joy...

[estrellami-1]

Because of You

Steve’s not great at taking care of himself.

Everyone else, sure; he’ll bug them to hell and back about eating, about drinking water, about getting outside to see the sun. He’ll force vegetables down his kids’ throats if he has to.

But himself? He knows he’s not worth it. He knows he doesn’t need to take up that much space, that many resources. He gets by, eats when he needs to, drinks water if he remembers.

But he takes care of his people. And lately, his people has included one Eddie Munson.

“Hey, Eds,” he says, staring blankly at the wall as he cradles the phone to his ear.

“Hi, Steve. Everything okay?”

“Yeah, yeah, fine. Just wanted to check in, y’know? Make sure you’re doing alright.”

“Yeah, m’fine. How’re the kids?”

Steve chuckles. “The little shits are great. Driving me crazy, like always. Dustin claims he hates you because of whatever you pulled last Friday during the game.”

“Campaign, Steve.” He chuckles too. “Yeah, I was a little bit evil. It was a lot of fun. Henderson’s full of shit.”

“I know,” Steve answers. “We all do. He does. I think he gets his dramatics from you.”

Eddie gasps. Dramatically. “How dare,” he says, then immediately starts laughing when Steve does. “Hey, Steve?”

“Yeah, Eddie?”

He’s quiet now, serious. “How are you?”

Steve lets a quiet little chuckle slip out. “M’alright.”

“Just alright?”

Steve rolls his eyes. “I’m fine, Munson, c’mon, quit worrying.”

“You’re always taking care of everyone,” Eddie says, bold like he knows Steve won’t stop him. He’s right, but still. “But who takes care of you?”

“You’re right,” Steve deflects. “I do take care of everyone. Speaking of which, have you eaten today?”

Eddie doesn’t laugh. “Have you?”

“Eddie.”

“Steve.”

“No.” Hesitant, quiet.

“Will you?”

“I don’t know.”

“For me?” Parroting Steve’s tone. Hesitant, quiet.

“For you? I- Yeah. I might… need help.”

“That’s okay. Want me to come over?”

“I don’t- no. Just… over the phone?”

Eddie hums. “I can do that. What’re you in the mood for?”

Steve huffs a humorless laugh. “Nothing.”

“Not really gonna cut it here, babe.” They both ignore the slip. “Want choices?”

Steve sighs. “Dunno. Sure.”

“Do you have the energy for anything involving more than five steps?”

“I- guess? If I have to?”

“So that’s a no,” Eddie says, mostly to himself. “PB and J?”

Steve makes a face. “What am I, Dustin?”

“You’re about as stubborn as him right now, yeah, and he gets that from you.”

“Fuck you too.”

“Maybe later. PB and J? Yes or no?”

Steve sighs again. “Fine.”

“Okay, good. Which phone are you using?”

“The one in the kitchen.”

“Okay, good, so you can narrate to me what you’re doing.”

Steve sighs. “We really don’t have to do this-”

“Y’know, I kinda think we do. Up and attem, Stevie-boy, first things first is bread.”

Steve groans, but goes and gets the bread, narrating the rest of it without prompting. “And you?” He asks after his sandwich is made. “Have you eaten?”

“Uh… no.”

“Goddamn hypocrite.”

“I forgot! It’s not an energy thing, I literally just… forgot. That I need to eat.”

“Right, because that makes perfect sense.”

He imagines Eddie rolling his eyes. “It does in my head,” Eddie argues. “I’ll eat, I swear. I’ll do it right now if it’ll make you feel better.”

“Yeah,” Steve agrees quietly.

“Okay,” Eddie says, just as quietly. “Give me one second, I’m in my room, let me switch over to the one in the kitchen.”

“M��kay.”

A few seconds later Eddie’s back, panting slightly as he opens the fridge. “Okay. Shit, we need to go shopping. There’s not much to have in here. Uh… cheese? And tortillas? I could do a quesadilla?”

Steve snickers. “Who’re you, Mike?”

“Hey, fuck you, Harrington.”

“Maybe later,” Steve parrots.

He imagines Eddie rolling his eyes again. “Anyways. I’m just gonna think out loud while I cook, if you don’t mind, ‘cause there’s this one part of a song that I can’t quite nail down, right? I’ve got the melody and I’ve got most of the lyrics, and that’s what’s really giving me issues-”

Twenty minutes later he’s tossing the burnt quesadilla into the trash and hanging up to dial a pizza place. Steve laughs at him long after the line’s gone dead.

It keeps happening, is the thing. Steve asks if Eddie’s eaten, Eddie asks if Steve has, and they’ll eat over the phone together. One time, Steve changes the script. Says yes when Eddie asks if Steve wants him to come over. “Okay,” Eddie says. “I’ll be there in twenty.”

He arrives promptly when he said he would and proceeds to make himself at home in Steve’s kitchen, going through his fridge without a qualm. “Ooh, you’ve got rich people food, can I use it?” He holds up various vegetables as an example.

Steve snorts. “Sure.”

“M’kay. I’m gonna make stir fry, ‘cause I saw this recipe and have been dying to try it. Anything you don’t want?”

Steve shrugs. “‘M not really picky.”

Eddie cooks, and they eat, and Eddie makes Steve laugh five more times, even though he feels like shit, and Steve makes Eddie laugh too, and it feels more like an accomplishment than it should.

They keep flirting, too. They both know, and it’s not that they’re scared to say it, they just know it’s not time yet. Neither of them know when it will be time, but they both know they will know.

It confuses Steve if he thinks about it for longer than five seconds.

Then, one day, it comes to a head. Steve arrives at Eddie’s trailer, unannounced, eyes shining with something that has Eddie treading carefully. “Steve?”

“Eddie.” He swallows, looks around. “Am I interrupting anything?”

“Nah, you’re always welcome here. C’mon, let’s go sit on the couch, you look like you have something you want to say.”

Steve swallows again. “Yeah.”

“Okay.” Eddie sits, watches as Steve does the same. “What’s up?”

“I like you,” Steve blurts out. “I know you know I do, and I know you like me, and we both know that we both like each other, but I realized it’s… it’s something else, Eds, because I- I ate. And it was hard but I did it by pretending your voice was in my ear, telling me I could do it, reminding me of the next step, and it was just a sandwich but-” he looks away, swipes at his eyes. “I did it,” he whispers. “I did it for you. Because of you. And I don’t know what the fuck we’re doing, man, why we’re dancing around each other, but I don’t want to anymore.” He shakes his head, looks directly in Eddie’s eyes. “I wanted to say it, to lay it out, and let you do what you will. Because I trust you. I feel safe with you. I believe you’ll take care of me, because you’ve already proven you will.”

Eddie swallows, eyes glassy. “I forgot to eat,” he whispers, and Steve laughs.

“That’s okay. I’ll remind you.”

“And on the days neither of us have the energy?”

“We rock-paper-scissors for who calls the pizza place.”

Eddie laughs, then. “Okay,” he whispers. “Okay, Stevie.”

“Okay,” Steve agrees, and moves to lean into Eddie’s side.

They don’t kiss, not yet. They don’t need to. They both know. They get up a few minutes later, and Eddie finds something to eat, and Steve sits on the counter and teases Eddie with something akin to pure happiness shining in his eyes.

[alchemicaladarna]

Demon Trio rambling because I genuinely love cubito demon lore so much!!

First off, although I do want demon/immortal lore to be talked about more on the server I genuinely love that the whole mysteriousness of it allows fans to create so many headcanons about the worldbuilding, the characters, and their history. It's so cool how people can say different things about these Minecraft demons and we can all say they're true and valid because we really don't know much about the demons in canon.

So q!Bad has hinted at a fallen angel past multiple times before, and surprisingly, he is the one we know most about. But we also know q!Mouse is a pure demon in the sense that she was most likely born and raised in the Nether- from this info we can also gather that not all demons are fallen angels which is so cool! Q!Mouse said she can sense a demon's presence simply by their smell which is how she was able to find out about q!Tina and q!Bad despite their apprehension and efforts to hide their nature. Them hiding the fact that they are demons led to q!Mouse being insecure about her demon nature herself. From that we can gather demons are probably not very welcomed in the Overworld and have many stigmas against them.

Another thing that's kinda crazy is how out of all the three demons, q!Tina is the one we know little to nothing about. We know she shaves her horns and feels very ashamed that she is a demon, but we don't really know why. And that opens up so many theories and possibilities about her character.

IT'S SO COOL!!!

Anyways, this is really just a huge ramble of me gushing about q!demons because I really love to see everyone's headcanons about them and little theories that further expands the world Quesadilla Island is in!

[catzcasz]

Thinking about the current situation with Cellbit and Roier (cubito)

Both characters are screwed, both have their traumas, but they both love each other so much…

It is very sad to know that Cellbit is not able to understand that Roier really loves him so much. Cellbit said that he is afraid… and that he just wants Roier to be happy, that he doesn't believe that Roier will be happy where he is (Purgatory) and the way he is now. He really believes that Roier can move on, forget him, and be happy…

Why? Well, because for Cellbit it seems impossible for someone to love him as much as Roier do… although Roier has told him several times, in his head no one has ever loved him like that (he doesn't remember love in his past, only war and betrayal)… In addition, his mental state is now also affected by "Richas' death", he and Baghera really believe that the eggs died and wish they had died with them… (Funny because Roier also wanted to die when he lost Bobby).

On the other hand, I am so sad for Roier… Roier who has traumas about the people he loves betraying him or leaving him alone… When Roier returned "alone" to Quesadilla Isla (because his whole family: Cellbit, Foolish, and Jaiden did not make it on time) I can't imagine how horrible it was for him, literally those days he probably went through so many thoughts in his head.

He told Pepito that Cellbit left him, other times he said that Cellbit died and then he told Leo and Richas that he was working on something and had a plan, he literally went through many types of thoughts /stages all those sleepless nights in Quesadilla…

Let's remember that (in canon) Roier has been blamed every time someone he loves leaves, some people told him that the betrayal was his fault, and told him that Bobby's death was his fault, I can imagine that at some point too He questioned and blamed himself for Cellbit not getting on the ship on time… I also imagine that at some point he thought that Cellbit decided to leave him, they are just intrusive thoughts caused by his trauma, but surely weighed on his soul even though he later discarded them. But…from what we saw, in the end, Roier did believe that Cellbit was alive and wanted to look for him (until he was kidnapped).

In that sense Roier and Cellbit are very similar, they both love each other very much but have thoughts (caused by their traumas) that can affect what they say or do at certain times.

I'm really afraid of what happens these days in the "Roier cintas" and I'm afraid when Cellbit returns to Quesadilla Island (I imagine he will at some point)

I'm sure Cellbit will feel anger and want to tear apart those who hurt Roier, but he also probably will blame himself and want to tear himself apart for leaving him alone... I'm afraid of how Roier will react (and I don't mean that he might hit Cellbit with his flip-flop xd / scream / hug or talk deeply about this situation) I mean that until we finish Roier's lore we won't understand if the Federation really did it something to him that can affect their relationship (like erasing his memory or who knows what)…

There are still many things in this arc that can affect what will happen between them in the future, kinda scared, although I trust that at the end of the day, love wins.

[numberonetacostan]

hi its your honorary microphone fictionkin coming in to talk about insane AU's I have so last night while I was completely unable to sleep, I was thinking a lot about my qsmp x inanimate insanity AU. Qsmp stands for quackity smp and for context its about these people trapped in an island called 'quesadilla' run by this pseudo-goverment called 'the federation'. So like the good taco and pickle interacting truther or whatever, I decided that it would be pretty funny if the fed just snatched them and put them on this island, and they just wake up not only to see each other but to see their surroundings and realize that they are in a place unknown to them. I think pickle would be so fucking uncomfortable, but I feel both of them set their issues aside from a moment to try and get out of here whatever this place is. And they get a video from the federation! its the introductory video and then they realize they are practically confined by walls, the video tells them to not press this oddly placed red button on the wall but since they are desperate to escape they do so anyways and its the moment of realization that you cannot escape this island. You are trapped in this island now, maybe you should start getting used to it. And I think this realization just kinda hits them a little too hard, they are both dazed, looking at the destroyed wall knowing that there might just not be a way to go back home and they dread. I was planning for them to fight or something but I think they are so in shock they cannot really pay attention to everything going on between them, they are trapped in an island. And they cannot escape, I think they freak out. I think they both ally to try and find some kind of way out because despite everything they are smart. They know that fighting wont bring a solution so they do this small 'truce' of sorts. This is also the time they meet 'cucurucho' cucurucho is the census beareu (whatever its spelled as) of the island. Her is a white bear with a creepy smile and talks in text-to-speech voice:

but then, a week has passed. And no progress aside as a possible way to contact the other contestants has presented itself. I think after a bit this is the moment they fight, I think the heavy reality of their situation hits them and I think they are so stressed out taco would probably completely snaps when pickle tells her off just like when he did on episode 16 and they start arguing, contents of this arguing should be obvious by now. But almost as some bad joke from life, the federation calls. They have a surprise for them: in the original smp, after the first week the players were given an egg to take care of in pairs. Since in this AU pickle and taco are the only ones in the island. The federation gives them one of these eggs called ''bobby'' by jaiden and roier in the original

taco and pickle, understandably so- when the confussion wears off are very fucking upset. They were stranded in this island with no way out, forced to be with each other on top of all of that despite their story together and these people whoever they were thought it was a GOOD idea to take care of a baby dragon egg until it hatches and its mother comes back. Just how much more worse it can get? I think more than angry at each other they are angry at the federation, but in the end after this anger and hurt and fights I think they just come to the agreement that despite everything this thing is practically a child. And it need their help to survive. So begrudgingly so they would start another truce only for this kid who has no idea what the fuck is going on or why these people that are meant to take care of him are yelling and so pickle grabs the certificate the federation handed them and calls him 'bobby'. I want you to know taco completely stops to look at him in the face because she finds the name just so stupid. ''Bobby?'' ''Bobby.'' ''BOBBY?! OUT OF ANY FUCKING NAME YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN YOU CHOOSE BOBBY.'' and welp bobby is with them now. I don't have a lot to say more than as the days, weeks, months pass they become attached to this weird creature, it was meant to only be temporal something until it hatches but is it normal for eggs to not hatch after so long? but hey, what do they know about 'dragon eggs' or whatever shitty (possibly made up) story the federation told them. And so I think they still fight, I think they are uncomfortable with each other for a while, but before they know this creature makes them laugh and makes them perhaps joke with one another and try their best to take care of this things unknowinglly ends up bonding them somehow. And before they knew it they are in some weird situation where they aren't really friends? but they still joke with the other and make silly comments about the egg they are taking care of and know that despite everything they can trust the other to take care of this child that is by all means like theirs now. They get attached because bobby is amazing and bobby is silly and bobby just brings out the best of the other. Its the first time they can actually look at each other and smile for a new day and play...maybe goof around for a little bit. Grabbing crops and materials enough to surviva in this strange island they are stranded in. So its more like this unspoken solidarity they have and the trust they have on the other to take care of this egg. Pickle seeing taco's more maternal side with bobby just like she did with luz in my AU. Taco is protective of those she cares about and its especially true with bobby, she cares about this little guy so much. And just know bobby ADORES HER, like shown with jaiden he is honorary mama's voice he would be more silly and perhaps a little bratty with pickle like he was with roier but seems like a pretty little angel with taco around. With pickle he lets on more his chaotic side and you know this guy also loves him to death, they joke and go exploring and go to dungeons and bobby is fearless always facing danger head on and pickle despite this eggie being younger than he is can't help but smile and pat its head and wish for this sparkle and mischief he has to never go away when he turns into a dragon. They both know that there is probably going to be a point where they have to say goodbye, where they have to let the egg to hatch and fly away from the nest but they would be dammed if they didn't got attached to this thing. And they do. They do.

WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO MY FAVORITE PART OF THE AU AND IS THAT WHEN THE S1 AND S2 CONTESTANTS ARRIVE INTO THE ISLAND THANKS TO THE FEDERATION AND THEY FIND TACO, PICKLE AND THIS WEIRD EGG THEY ARE TAKING CARE OF???? wait what do you mean this is your child. Why are you and taco so familiar with each other now. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS GOVERMENT JUST HANDED YOU AN EGG TO TAKE CARE OF AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF SCHOOL PROJECT.

so its been months by this point. Saying that everyone was fucking worried over pickle suddenly disappearing its an understatement. But I love to think of the shock they have when they see a taco awkwardly beside him, I think maybe just maybe pickle brought up mic to taco. Because she may have told him what went on and he saw the way taco tenses when he did, he saw the pain he had and when talking about it he saw the lovestruck adoration that exist within her for this woman that he never saw in her. And so I think he understands the way her face changes to reflect pain when she looks at microphone, the way she tries to make herself look smaller- invisible. And so he does her a favor, he tells her to go take care of bobby since he probably just woke up because he understands taco needs some time to prepare herself before talking to mic, taco does. And faintly pickle is able to hear a small ''thank you...'' escaping her lips. I think he does kinda explain the entire mess that went on and everyone is confuse but like they get to the house they built and they get to meet the legend himself. Bobby. And listen I think a lot of them would be so fucking confused but I know mic would fucking love him the moment she sees him ,is adoration at first sight she is sobbing and crying as she holds him and poor little egg is confused but I think bobby to an extend knows this woman is important to his mom. So he chooses to welcome her with open arms and play around her a little and they end up bonding while pickle and taco are awkwardly still explaining the story to them. there is more to it but I want to know your thought over the entire thing cuz its an AU I had a lot of fun thinking about :D see you soon!

Hi Kiara!!!!^^ Welcome back, and thank you for your submission!! :)

I'll start by letting you know in advance that I don't know a single thing about Minecraft smps!!! I mainly watched Minecraft youtube around a decade ago now (jeez) in the days of DanTDM, Stampy, PopularMMOs, and such, yeah? So I'm going to focus more on Pickle and Taco and how they interact rather than the quackity smp's plot, if that's alright!! Regardless, it was a neat read, and I appreciate the effort you must have put into typing that all out!!!^^ I'd know how long that sort of thing can take ;).

Pickle and Taco lost and forcibly separated from everyone else has a lot of plot potential, depending on when this takes place!! Pre-season 2? Mid season 2? Post-canon? Their dynamic would change quite a bit depending on when it takes place, yeah?

So Pickle is uncomfortable being alone with her, which is fair, and I imagine here she's rather quiet and sheepish since I'm assuming you're placing this post-canon. I can definitely see them not believing it at first, not wanting to believe they're trapped in another game(?) after just having found out that they were unknowingly trapped in one for over a decade. They would come to a silent mutual agreement to not argue or bring any of their issues up for the sake of getting themselves out of there. I can see Taco coming up with dozens of different ideas and schemes to try and get them out, none of them working would be quite discouraging to her, as well as a bit agitating to Pickle. He does not trust Taco, which is also fair, and if she could con her way through an entire season why can't she con her way out of this? He would definitely be having doubts about whether or not she was really trying to help, or if she was involved in her being stuck there in the first place.

I can definitely see both of them snapping after a failed attempt. Pickle is distrusting, which is fair, Taco is discouraged, they're both exhausted, they get into a pretty nasty fight.

That egg thing disturbs me. I will certainly be seeing it in my visions of the apocalypse. Regardless, uh. Yeah Taco would find naming it Bobby pretty dumb. They all call each other by their object names anyways, why Pickle would not just call it "egg", she does not understand. I can see Pickle and Taco falling into more of a rhythm over time, though, yeah. They're the only two people there, like it or not, they depend on each other not only for survival tasks but for social interaction. I am unsure of how alive the egg is, but for my sake I hope it is minimal. I do not know why it crashes so hard into uncanny valley for me, however it does, and I am Afraid. Anyways, yeah, I can see Taco and Pickle bonding in an odd way as they're forced to survive together. Pickle wouldn't trust her, persay, but he would trust her with his life.

It would be interesting for the other contestants to find them though!! They'd certainly be surprised to see Pickle and Taco talking so casually, but mostly happy to see them!! Well. Some people wouldn't be that happy to see Taco but my point still stands. Tacomic reunion hooray!!!! :3