#kinda want a quesadilla ...

[teacupdemon]

I care about this friendship more then life itself /jk

But no seriously I get so giddy every time they interact. However I also don’t have hope that nothing will go wrong :(

also I design the bird leg prosthetics because I love bird designs and as an amputee myself I like to give characters the chop any chance I can lol.

[thasorns-moved]

But from what I’ve seen, he already tries and works so hard. - Cause he has you who always spoils him, that’s why he’s like this. — Parents about Waan

Working is not fun. If you have the chance to live your life, then do it. Work is not going anywhere. You should let it go sometimes. — Waan to Win

I’m not gonna stop you, if you wanna help. But I just don’t want you to give up on your dreams. Don’t want anybody to force you to do this and that. — Win to Wiew

Dad! In case you didn’t know, Waan was gone all night because he was dealing with the issues at the resort. I promised Hia Win that when I grew up, we’ll help each other to run the resort. But now, I wish it could go bankrupt. I’m also curious, if you don’t have that stupid hotel would you gonna be the old dad we used to have? — Wiew to his father

[narrynotnarratr]

raise up your hand if you have a ticket to quesadilla island!

i heard they have a sunny view there!

[whsprings]

why do I feel so shitty :/ I've had a decent day so can I not

[phantaasmic]

urgh want snack. no snacks. evil

[floral-hex]

so tired but I don’t want to sleep yet, so… quesadillas? yeah, that sounds like a plan.

[crookedkingdom]

never in my life have i wanted a quesadilla so badly

[blu-ish]

YOU MEAN THE BEST PART????

Based on something I said as a small child

[francebaby]

earlier the wait for my la vics taco was long enough for the shitty stupid uber price surge to go down cuz why would i pay $40 to go home when i can pay $18 :/ tbh if my feetsies didnt hurt and i wasnt just wearing a sports bra under my jacket i probably wouldve tried taking the bus and walking 1.5 miles so it would be $2.50 haha…

[royalarchivist]

Ramon: u could automate this. do you want me to automate a coffee machine?

Fit: Oh, Ramon is like– "We could automate this coffee!" [Reads Ramon's next sign] It's true. I mean– well, I mean... The Favela's coffee shop here, Starbobby, it's kinda like a local business, do we really wanna... automate this to be nation-wide? Y'know? Like...

Ramon: [Slowly turns and nods at Fit]

Fit: [Laughs] Ramon's like, "Yes." [Laughs] Alright, alright, alright, fine– yeah! Whatever makes the coffee easier to get!

Sunny: waittttttt i can have my own coffee FACTORY

Ramon: big corporations

Fit: I mean, that's life! This is inevitable. When a business is successful enough, this is bound to happen, so... Who are we to fight it? Who are we, residents of Quesadilla Island, who are we to fight late-stage capitalism?

[phantom-scrybe]

I remember back in the day when people would do the math thinking way too hard about DSMP's disaster of a timeline and be like "tommy was literally eight when the war happened" when he was clearly playing a character that was his age.

but the eggs really are so young in canon. they're like. ten. at most. if we want to be reasonable and not say "they're literally three months old."

and just thinking about chayanne. being ten years old. he and tallulah had to get a chair to hang up the crown for the techno memorial.

he's so young and fragile but he's trying so hard. he's ready for war at any moment. he's his uncle's nephew through and through, but the Blade had an infinity to become what he was. chayanne is trying to be an ancient blood god at ten years old.

and I think q!phil realizes this. or at least realized it. Back before the codes started really getting bad, in the peaceful times, when they were just vibing on an island and the worst thing that could happen to an egg was Random Act of Slimecicle, he and Wil both tried to keep Chayanne and Talullah from becoming warriors.

And if we're operating on the principle that DSMP is like. kinda canon. like canon when the angst calls for it. phil and wil know what happens to children who have to see war. children who reach for a sword when they wake up in the morning. children who know how to strap on armor before they can tie their shoes.

and they didn't want that. quesadilla island was supposed to be a fresh start. was supposed to be safe. was supposed to be nothing like the smoking crater Wil once ruled.

but Philza is the angel of death and carnage follows Wilbur like a shadow.

The eggs never had a chance.

Chayanne could have never been a normal child.

There is too much history, too much weight on his young shoulders.

He is the heir to the Blood God, and he is ten years old.

[todayisafridaynight]

oh yeah this part too ☝️

I’m probably going to look like an idiot but where did Masadai come from? I don’t remember them interacting. Is it some kind of thematic thing?

Its a mental illness thing dont worry anon youre good

[sparklysparklingsparkles]

I adore this entire conversation so much! I'm so happy to have Ramon back!

Ramon talking about his worries about Fit being alone

Fit talking about why he's hestiant to make more steps

FIT CONFESSING TO LIKING PAC (he actually said the words, I can't believe it)

Fit planning to get Pac a gift

Fit planning to go on a not-date with Pac! (thank you Ramon)

[transcription:

Ramon: 'I WAS EXPECTING MY JUICY INFO'

Fit: "Oh. W-well look, Ramon, okay, if- if this is about Pac, just be- be patient my child, you can't rush these things. You can't rush these things. And besides.. hold on, i just wanna make sure.. no one can hear us."

Ramon: 'I KNOW YOU'

Ramon: 'you took 5 months to learn create'

Fit: "5 months to learn create? Well, once i put my mind to it, it happened a lot quicker."

Ramon: 'and you learn most of it in days'

Ramon: 'lets be honest'

Fit: "Let's be- okay okay okay." to chat "Yeah stream chat, I'm not gonna lie, I'm getting absolutely cooked right now."

Ramon: 'sooo I guess Pac will be the same'

Fit sighs

Ramon: 'SOOOOOOOO i dont wanna risk it disappearing and not see the progress in person by any reason'

Fit: "We- well okay, yeah. Don't worry, Ramon. It's.. it's-it's just- it's just a little tricky, it's just a little tricky, cause.. um"

Ramon starts placing TNT

Fit: "Well, hold on, hold on! Ramon, Ramon, listen to me. Just remember, I- I'm on quesadilla island on very important business, and it's like, yeahh, I like Pac, but I-i.. I just, I don't want him to get caught up in all this, you feel me? Like, it could get- it could get dangerous. So I-i- I just- we just have to be careful!"

Ramon: 'dont you think a person that loves you would do anything for you? ANYTHING'

Fit: sigh "I mean.. you're not wrong, Ramon."

Ramon: 'I would do anything'

Fit: "I know, i would do anything for you Ramon!"

Ramon: 'i just dont want you to be alone forever'

Fit: "Aw Ramon.. Well, you know, I-i.. I have you, I-i have all of my wonderful friends here on the island, buy yeah, you're right. I mean, yeah.."

Ramon: 'well yeah but you have seen that we eggs are on oncurring [kidnappings] constantly'

[kidnappings was a language barrier]

Ramon: 'so it would be a relief to have someone to watch on you for me'

Fit: "Yeahh.. right. Y-yeah, you know, you're not wrong, Ramon, you're not wrong. Alright, you're not wrong. It-it's-"

Ramon lights up the TNT

Fit: "Oh god, oh god. OH GOD! DON'T MIND ME! JUST.. Right, okay. Fine. Well, you know what?" clap "I have an idea then, Ramon! I have an idea! Because we're all about baby steps, I.. I will get a nice gift for Pac, for the holidays. I will get him a nice gift that i think he will like. ... Right, like that-that's.. that's, like, a step in the right direction, right? Yeah, yeah! Which means, you like, you know, admire someone or care about them, yeah! ... I think- i think that'd be good!"

Ramon: 'or a date'

Fit: "Uh.. ye-yeah.. uhm- uh.. Yeah yeah, something though, yeah Ramon, something, something!"

Ramon: 'you don't need to put it as a "date"'

Fit: "Ye-yeah yeah! We could use a different word! Like, it'd be, like, it'd be like the s- kinda the same thing but just a different name for it, yeah!"

end transcription]

[isa-ghost]

Birds of a Feather AU

General Concept

Somehow someway, following the events of QSMP, hc!Phil and o!Phil cross paths while o!Phil is in a minor crisis. Surviving on his own while searching for his parents is going,,, not well. But luckily, this "old fuck" he's encountered has seemingly infinite wisdom about life and survival, which is-- whether he wants to admit it or not --exactly what he needs.

Little do either of them know, they have strangely similar yet distinctly unique traumas, and the longer they spend time together, the more they'll start to heal each other as a sort of Mentor And Apprentice dynamic develops.

hc!Phil

Is also SMPEarth!Phil, c!Phil, and q!Phil. All lore from those SMPs apply to him. All of my qPhil headcanons also apply to him.

Typical vaguely slutty /j fanon Phil outfit. Also has his Antarctic Empire outfit, and his Quesadilla Island "vacation" outfit (a beach coverup like his robe, a sunhat like his normal hat, and a green print Hawaiian shirt.) (Hopefully I'll eventually draw that)

Trust and attachments are complicated for him. He can't help but develop them, it's only natural, but with losing Chay & Lullah so recent in his mind, the wound is raw and he's once again gone back to keeping everyone he meets at arm's length or further away. He is NOT going to be happy stumbling across o!Phil, especially when they just,, kinda become stuck with each other.

o!Phil

Obviously the cameo from Rats SMP applies to him. I might also apply Phil's cameo in ASMP to o!Phil even though that wasn't o!Phil just because they were sorta similar in personality.

Goes by Crowfather. Phil has, in Crowfather's words: annoyingly, nicknamed him "Crowley"

Basically 1:1 with his skin but like. The hot brooding fanart versions people make. Basically looks like a bougie goth aristocrat but bird. Has more actual bird traits whereas Phil is more just,, a dude with wings and bird mannerisms (perching, collecting shiny things, etc)

Is this weird equilibrium between being cold as fuck and sociable. Is an entitled snot at the worst of times and a clearly clueless, golden spoon-fed tory who doesn't know a damn thing about the real world at best. He's been forced into this position by Circumstances (his parents being MIA) and is still working through figuring out how to be an independent and actually likeable person.

Phil is teaching him the above, at least the independence part. Unlike Crowley, Phil has lived for god knows how long and that's given him tons of life experience and wisdom to pass on.

Deep inside, he's just severely hurt and traumatized. Still not a good person outside as a result, but much of the outside would change if the inside healed.

Misc Plot & Lore Stuff

Vague Plot

Phil & Crowley's Dynamic

Crowley's Character Development

[starswallowingsea]

MAN

mmmm gonna make stuffed tomatoes on friday i think

[iridescentpull]

I'm working on a full transcription for Fit & Pac's secret conversation during their date and I've already covered half of it. Here are some of my favorite bits! (the full transcription should come out tomorrow if everything goes well, so fingers crossed!)

Fit: Um, so… This is… So remember the day I told you, like, Agent 18 and Foolish?

Pac: Yeah, they are kinda like something? The man with the uplifted pants.

Fit: That was– that was a test to see if you could keep a secret and you passed– you CAN keep a secret, ‘cause I didn’t hear anything else from that from anyone else on the island. Um.. so..

Pac: Hmm.

Fit: So… If I tell you about this, promise you will not tell anyone?

Pac: *stutters* No– yeah, yeah, no– how can I say this? –uh, my mouth is a rock– no, that’s not the word, that’s not the slang, uh *sigh* I don’t know, sorry, but I won’t tell anyone, you know? T-That’s a secret I will keep for my life, you know? It’s gonna go with me in my coffin, you know? I’m gonna keep it– I’m sorry.

Fit: Okay… okay, ‘cause I want you to know once I tell you this, there’s no going back.

Pac: Really? But, like– this sounds like really bad stuff, like, really bad. Like, a super secret-secret I can’t tell anyone? I don’t know, that sounds… I’m scared

Fit: Me too.

Pac: O-Oh… Oh my God.

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Fit: I was sent to Quesadilla Island for a very specific purpose, yes. 

Pac: Which- Which purpose it is?

Fit: So I made a deal with someone that I would come to Quesadilla Island and obtain the player data of everyone here. And in return, I’d get paid a lot of money. But, I- I… since being on the island, though, I didn’t expect to get attached to anyone like, Ramon, or you… um, and my boss gave me one year to complete my mission of obtaining all of this player data, um

Pac: So… So you’re gonna leave… You’re gonna leave.

Fit: Well, here’s the thing, Pac– even if I complete the mission, I- I’m not leaving. Because… *stutters* I-I, I know Quesadilla Island is not exactly the best place in the world, like– we’re stuck here and the Federation are assholes but like, I care about the people on this island, like you, Ramon– we have all our friends like Mike, Philza, you know? Like– Tubbo. It’s just, I’m not planning on– even if I complete the mission, I’m not planning on leaving. 

Pac: No, that’s– that’s good to hear, you know Fit? You are very important to me as well as Ramon, Richarlyson, Mike, all my family here; and it’s good to know that you got my back, and I also have yours for anything you need…. But *stutters* I’m also scared, like– you made a deal with someone else? Like, it’s not related to the Federation? And, like, why do you need to handle the player’s datas, like, what’s up with the player data? Are there some hidden secrets? And you also have to deliver my player data as well?

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Pac: Yeah, uh-huh? That’s him? You’ve been working for the Naked Slenderman?

Fit: *laughs* No, no, no– he has a very similar appearance to that. He’s like all white, but like… it’s almost like he’s hiding what his true form is. Everything’s a secret with my boss, everything’s a secret

Pac: You are kinda like mysterious too… I noticed, you know? You don’t talk much about your life, or about your goals. So it’s really nice for me to hear that from you. You know what I’m trying to say?

Fit: No, I understand. Yeah, no– I appreciate that. 

Pac: You kinda trust on me, so I think that this is really serious. 

Fit: Thank you–

Pac: That is something that I will remember all my life, that you trust me.

Fit: *laughs* I’m glad Pac. But listen– when I, the reason I said that you to keep this a secret is… If the Federation finds out, they’ll kill me. If the Rebellion finds out, they’ll probably also kill me! So that’s why– 

Pac: Oh my God the Rebellion!

Fit: It’s, yeah, so like- but–

Pac: Amiga!

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Pac: Do you– Do you have my player data?

Fit: No. I think I–

Pac: W-Well, can I hand out to you– can I hand you my player data?

Fit: *laughs in disbelief* Well! Well that–

Pac: Can I? Fit: –that would certainly make it easier! But um… I think– I don’t know, my boss asked me for more than just that; the emotions of people, I don’t know what he meant by that, but like– how, how we react to things on the island. Like, all the things we go through, like– pain, our joy...