#kinda related

[thingstrumperssay]

Some survey dude called my husband and he only gave him the choice between "Pro-life or pro-abortion." My husband said that he's "pro-choice" and the guy was like "that's not a choice." (Ironic.) My husband said "then just do both, because I'm pro-both. Because I believe that people should have the choice."

The guy hung up.

I couldn't really hear the guy, but my husband told me that he kept on asking questions like that. Questions that intentionally sound kind of vague, or worse than the actual situation is so they can turn around and be like "Democrats are bad people! Look at how they answered this poorly worded question that was intentionally made to fool people!"

This is frustrating, but I'm glad that my husband caught on pretty quickly at least.

My husband also told the guy "I'd rank Trump lower than 0 if possible." I love him so much!

[nailsandjello]

I drew someone's oc

(Carbon Based Organism)

[bigbutchgothgirl]

I think my favourite thing about being the weirdass conflux of agender, genderfluid, and bigender I see myself as is, like, swapping my pronouns out whenever my look changes

like, I use any pronouns, I don't really care what I'm called by others so long as they're not being dicks but like, the more femme I get the more I use nothing but he/him to refer to myself. the more masc presenting I get the more I exclusively use she/her. and then there's the wibblywobbly inbetweeny times where I don't give a fuck lmao

I am comfy with my 3 flavours tho: femme-ass he/him femboy leathery lesbian, butch leatherdyke, and androgynous fuckboi in the middle of the gender sandwich.

which thinking about it, sounds like a great threesome.

(MDNI)

[thirrith]

I just realised that kudzu, vine native to East-and-Southeast Asia, and mikania, vine native to the Americas, are literally invading each other's continents and killing off forests in VERY similar ways

[quijotesca]

Finally watching Flapjack. I don't think I'd seen more than two episodes until recently. It's a fun show.

I caught myself thinking, "I love Candy Wife. I love that you can't tell if she's alive or not."

And then, "YOU WOULD THOUGH."

Yeah, I would.

Gotta post something unrelated to Flapjack but related to the sort of thing I like.

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[spookydetective]

I CAN EAT POTATOES!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[that1notetaker]

Getting out of the comfort zone can be uncomfortable.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[ehgood-enough]

I’m watching supernatural for like the ???? Time and my daughter is like why do people always get all peeved and deny the dead person would have had any enemies.

I’m like I’m don’t know but if I die under mysterious circumstances you make sure to make me sound interesting. I’d had loads of enemies and a secret lover. I watched unsolved mysteries and dateline the cool stories always involved secret lovers.

So yeah if I get murdered no one is gonna find out who did it but whatever at least I’ll sound cool

[bluerosefox]

Always Favors You

Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!

"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.

All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.

Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.

"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.

The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)

The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.

"Jason Peter Todd,

You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.

Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.

Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.

You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.

Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.

PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.

I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.

Ah, one more thing.

The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."

Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.

[ca-3]

twitter is distracting cause i keep saving tweets to draw... anyway, this is MakoHaru to me 🤭

(Bonus: big sis is here to help....?)

[verflares]

would you like to live deliciously?

[buriedknight]

Stargazers

[bright-eyed-dizzy]

i think people are too hard on anya (obviously) but especially on the whole “why become a nurse if you’re afraid of blood/ cant give a guy medication,” because that’s not what she can’t do. she more than likely never assumed any of her coworkers or FRIENDS for that matter would be in a state like curly’s. she hates to see someone she cared about and trusted in that much constant pain, and the reason she can’t bear to give him his medicine is because she knows how much it hurts him, and hearing her friend choke down and sob in agony is understandably very upsetting. sure she is sensitive but i honestly feel like people should be more empathetic towards that. idk. i’m sensitive, aubrey

[shittygothbitch]

god I'm fuckin pathetic