#kinda just enjoying reading what others have thought up. yummy

[astronnova]

ive been thinkg............ why do his eyebrows not turn white. like is there a lore reason???????? i know this fandom is no stranger to just making shit up and changing the lore but. im curious

ok i know objectively they're kept black to keep them easy to see so when he emotes its easy for the audience to tell what kind of face he's making at a glance. but like. why are they black in lore

or do we all just collectively choose to headcanon his eyebrows as white? im doing that. can we all do that

[alexa-yukiyu]

Could I ask for robin and franky kinda adopting a little girl? Like she sits and cuddles Robin whenever Robin is reading. Just loves how silly Franky can be? Just imagine a little kid running up to then when their scared

Relaxation and entertainment( Robin x f!child!reader x Franky)

A/N okay anon im gonna confess, I ‘ve had this ready for a week… maybe more. I just was so ashamed cause I thought it was really bad so I just kind buried under other works but you deserve something even if it’s not the best.

Reader here is replaced by Dokucha as a placeholder which means reader in japanese

Dividers by @/saradika

Robin sat in her usual spot, on the deck of the Thousand Sunny. Sitting at one of the tables and enjoyed one of the rare peaceful moments they were able to have as she read one of her books.

In her lap sat the youngest of the crew, a darling little girl who was taken in by the crew; she had grown particularly fond of two of the members; however, the one she was currently cuddling with and a certain Cola-loving Cyborg

“Here you go, Robin-chan,” Sanji said, dropping down a drink in front of the archeologist, his usual love-sick look adorning his features

“Thank you, Sanji,” Robin replied, smiling at the blond and putting her book down

“Anything for you, Robin-chan,” he exclaimed, heart filling his eyes until he glanced down at the child in her lap

“Here you go, Dokucha,” he said, placing a similar looking drink in front of her

She beams quickly, grabbing the drink

“Thank you, Sanji-nii!”

“You’re welcome,” Sanji replies, ruffling their hair and waving the pair goodbye as he entered the kitchen once again

“It’s yummy, Robin-nee!”

“I’m glad it’s to your liking,” she says, smiling, her face softening as she looks down at the young child

“I love you, Robin-nee!”

Robin laughs and ruffles her hair gently

“Love you too,” she replies hugging her softly

“Franky-nii!”

Yeahhhhhh?

“Im boreeed”

“Uh oh, sounds like a big job for the SUPERRR Franky!“ he said, turning with them with his usual grin

“So whatcha bored about?”

She giggles at that and shrugs

“Everyone’s busy.”

“Well, if no one is around to entertain you, then it looks like it's up to me! You want to hang out and have some fun?”

“Yeaaah”

“Awesome! I've got a good idea... I know a new cola shop that has the good stuff; we could start there?”

“Wah, really?!”

“Yeah! It just opened, and they have all kinds of cola! They say they have one that's so good it makes your skin feel tingly; wanna try it?”

“Yeah!!”

“SUPERRRR” he exclaimed, throwing the small girl onto his shoulders and making his way out of the ship

“Superrrr,” she parrots, strings of laughs escaping her as she tightened her hold on his neck exited for the bubbly drink.

My first time trying this Format… what do you think? Nay or yay? I could also just write a transition between the two rather than dividing them, I just din’t have any idea how to join them so I wrote two different scenes, originally I had them separated by a divider/timelapse but I thought ‘Might as well try this’

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[bitter-sweetener]

Bitter's Hellraiser Movie Review

Okay so, over this past weekend I watched every* single Hellraiser movie. There are 11 in total, 10 from the original franchise and 1 modern "reboot". I watched the very first one and Pinhead immediately became my newest hyper-fixation. I'm a freak weirdo into freak weirdo shit because my brain is a little funky. I will be posting my complete thoughts (+ analysis) under the cut. Short end of it: I loved it. It's a classic. Watch the first one at the very least. I think the reboot was really worth watching. You must have some whimsy to enjoy the rest. 6 + 7 are watchable but honestly the average viewer would not like any of the other movies. Do not watch Revelations. I love some really TRASH media, so you know that is truly a shit movie. Spoilers!

Okay. Now that the normies are gone, here we go.

I have said it once and I shall say it again, Pinhead is a psychological horror villain in a slasher movie world. I am aware of the books Hellraiser is based on, and also the comic books. Best believe I WILL be reading those as soon as I can get my grubby little fingers on them. Anyway here's my review:

Hellraiser: I love 80's horror aesthetics. I love anything with practical effects. But most importantly, I love the whole idea of Pinhead and the cenobites. I thought it was a very fun horror movie. The no skin makeup really weirded me out, not in a bad way but in a probably unintended way. I really fell in love with Pinhead. "The box! You opened it, we came." I love that Pinhead was ready too make a deal with Kirsty. Seemed flirty to me idk. (There is something about media about a sadomasochist wanting you that makes my brain go bur.) I feel like up until the point where the Cenobites appeared, this was going to be a slasher movie. Once you see that they can be reasoned with in some way? They hit that very yummy to me psychological horror field. I think that was the point where I needed to see more of him. My only complaint about the movie is that Pinhead wasn't in more of it. If you like Hannibal (tv), you'd like Kirsty/Pinhead and vice versa. 5/5 stars. Also Frank saying come to Daddy made me laugh so incredibly hard. Will re-watch this.

Hellraiser ii: Hellbound. This was a really good sequel. It picks up RIGHT where the previous one leaves off which I thought was nice. I'm so glad that they stuck a bit to the very obvious psychological horror route with this movie, letting Tiffany go free due to her catatonic state. "It is not hands that call us. It is desire." The cenobites aren't completely evil in that regard, and I think that is what truly makes for an interesting antagonist whereas Frank and Julia are kinda just shitty people. I REALLY WISH that they continued more on that route with the rest of the movies. I feel like they completely disregard that aspect of the Cenobites later which just makes the deaths boring after a while. But again I'm calling it a 5/5 stars from me. Will re-watch this. There's a moment with this weirdly wet baby doll on screen with sewn together lips? Seeing that sent me to a new dimension. Pinhead wants Kirsty soooooo bad. "We have eternity to know your flesh." Down BAD.

Hellraiser iii: Hell On Earth. I ship Terri and Joey. The scene in Joey's apartment??? Lesbian alert. Loved that. The weird baby returned but this time not wet, but dangling in a circle of barbed wire with a blindfold on. Fucking amazing. Who's idea was that. Who NEEDED that to be featured so desperately. Also I fucking love that Hell was like encased in this weird af art piece thing. I love that we got some Elliot in this movie! I think merging the two fully solidified that Pinhead isn't all beast. I thought it was fun watch. 5/5 also. I love this original trilogy as a trilogy. "I AM THE WAY." I loved the church scene.

Hellraiser 6: Hellseeker. I watched the movies out of order. This one is the most worth watching of the follow up movies just for continuity. But I thought it was very boring. The set up for this movie is more about taking you through someone else's specific hell and not just the act of being brought to it. I love that we get Kirsty back. Pinhead WILL get his girl. "You opened the door long ago and it will not be closed until I get what I came for. It was a nice closeout to her story, a nice little epilogue. I MAY re watch it, just for Pinhead, but probably not. 3/5. "Welcome to the worst nightmare of all. Reality." He was SO real for that omg. I love this franchise because a lot of it lets the female protagonists get revenge and I loooveeeee when women are vengeful.

Hellraiser 4: Bloodline. They are in space? And there's some lore of the box that is in the past and not in space? But this is honestly a shit film. I thought it was boring. The scene with the twins was GOOD. Perhaps the single good thing about that movie. But mostly I don't remember anything about it at all. 2/5. "I am so exquisitely empty." Yeah babe, so was this movie.

Hellraiser 5: Inferno. Similar to 6 in how its once specific guy's specific kind of hell. The male protagonists (?) suck in this franchise. It gave me a bit of a Hannibal (tv) vibe when the guy sits down with the therapist. I'm calling him "this guy" because I cannot be bothered to look up his name because it was so boring. Honestly I also BARELY remember this movie. 2/5 "Welcome to hell." I do really think Hannibal would like Pinhead. They would just love each other's work I think. I started daydreaming about a Hannibal and Hellraiser crossover. Because as mentioned, I AM a freak weirdo.

Hellraiser 7: Deader. STUPID NAME for a movie. That being said I enjoyed this one! Like a fair amount. Another great female protagonist. I really liked seeing her gathering evidence to investigate. I hated the cult leader type guy. I just thought he was fucking stupid. If it wasn't a Hellraiser movie I may have liked it more. Because the Cenobites are kind of just there? This would work as a better stand alone type of horror cult movie. I think Hellraiser was just trying out all kinds of troupes and whatever. "You should be very careful what you wish for. It just might come true." 3/5 I remembered the plot this time.

Hellraiser 8: Hellworld. This is just a slasher film that they glued Pinhead into the end of. It was giving SAW vibes at one point. With the chair with the blades that sever the arteries in your neck. I don't particularly like Saw. Just doesn't tickle me. I will admit to fast forwarding through bits of this because I just did not care all that much. I watched it only so I could store the scenes with Pinhead into my brain, and even that part was like eating holographic meatloaf. 1/5.

Hellraiser 9*: Revelations. There is that * again! Did you forget about it? Yeah I got 5 minutes in, said yo why is this SO BAD, read that this film was rushed and made mostly to keep the licensing, and then PROMPTLY shut that shit off. 0/5. Negative one million. If I opened the box, the hell I would be dragged into would include being forced to watch this movie.

Hellraiser 10: Judgement. Better than the 9th movie that's for sure. Once again, I cared very little for the man who's story the film this movie was ultimately about. These men genuinely have no personality outside of kinda just being a jackass. I did like the auditor. I thought he was pretty cool! I liked the visuals in this movie, very very gross and gory. I liked the idea of heaven sanctioned evil. I liked that Pinhead was like, lady I do not care who you are, fuck you and fuck that guy you were trying to save. I think it's stupid that he was sent to "reality" as punishment. I think it's stupid that he was punished for that. Free my boy from the confines of reality and allow him to experience the sweet pain of the flesh once more! 2/5 "After all, evil seeks evil." I also want to say that Pinhead being unwilling to strike a deal with this guy is further proof that Kirsty is special and that he should get his girl.

Hellraiser 2022: OKAY PINHEAD IS HOT. FEM PINHEAD IS SUPER SEXY. THEIR VOICE????!?!?!?!?! FUCKING WOAHHHHHHH. Also there is gay people!!! I love gay people. Honestly I thought this was a really compelling story. I think Hulu did the franchise justice. It was just very visually appealing. There were a lot of layers in a way, similar to how the first few movies had these layers of evil to them. I really liked that. I will watch this again. I just think it was a good movie. Voight's transformation was quite captivating at the end. I like that we had the Cenobites working with some kind of code again, like god intended. One of my favorite scenes is the one where Nora gets got. "...heaven. There's no music in that." It's just REALLY HOT sadomasochism vibes and I'm here for it. Maybe I'm just fucked up and gay though. 5/5 stars. It was worth getting through the bad movies for this beautiful creation.

If you read this whole thing I love you and I'll see you in hell <3

[tiramissyoucake]

Hi, I really love you're writings, it's so good!! Can I request a fem chubby reader with Shidou? Like the reader is being insecure about herself and Shidou fucking her in front of the mirror and telling her that he loves every inch of her body. Thank you so much btw! ❤️

hi omg tysm!! I kinda went crazy on this but i hope i did well dskjjjfbsjh :’)) shidou is so yummy idk how to explain it, I had to look up gross pickup lines for this lmao

Mirror, Mirror

Ryusei Shidou x reader, reader is female and chubby, all characters are 18+, Shidou and reader are in established relationship, Shidou being whipped for reader, approx 2.2k words

CW: NSFW, Shidou being gross, dirty talk, lots of groping, mirror sex, nutting inside, Shidou calls reader lame but cute pet names (pookie, sugar, sweetheart, baby) little proof reading

notes: this is the first request ive gotten and i kinda took a while on it kdshfkj kinda mad at myself cuz i had the chance to post it on his birthday but nOOO ugh either way enjoy !!

Shidou couldn’t care less about beauty standards, he thought the general image of beauty the people around him established was boring, he indulges in Gyaruo fashion, knowing his style wasn’t common he didn’t care about people’s staring; he knew he looked good either way (plus he has zero hesitation to fight so he welcomes any comment, the repercussions are not his fault though <3)

Whenever Shidou is around you, he has to blurt out an overly sexual or praising comment about your appearance.

The comments have a wide range, a simple “Lookin’ good, Sugar!” or a cheesy “Call me a pirate ‘cause just found some booty!”, and the worst of them, the explicit ones he whispers to you whenever your shared friends are around like “the condom In my pocket expires tomorrow, be a doll and help me use it?”

even if his words were crude it was nice to know someone found your body appealing and you never took it to heart given he was this sexual with his words with everyone. Shidou notices how much you prefer to wear clothes that hid your figure and it invokes some kind of internal struggle in him. on one hand, it made him want to rip those rags off you and dress you in something more scandalous. On the other, he told himself that you were hiding that pretty body because you don’t want anyone other than him to look at you

Shidou’s confidence boosts helped you see yourself in a better light but you still insisted on bigger sweaters and hoodies, it infuriated him, even after establishing a relationship with him your wardrobe didn’t change. That didn’t stop him from being handsy with you, always having a hand on you anywhere you two went.

If you were sharing a meal in a restaurant he had his hand on your thigh lightly stroking, if you were with friends he always had an arm around your waist as he chatted away about god knows what. His favorite by far is when you wear jeans, he could easily rest his hand in your butt pocket and watch you grow flustered, it was adorable how you acted so shy even though his hands were already pretty familiar with your body.

You had been staying in recently because of some doubtful thoughts that even Shidou’s comments couldn’t chase away, you spent your day trying to be productive by cleaning around your place then getting some work done on your computer before your loud boyfriend barged in with a package of cupcakes from the bakery you enjoyed.

You didn’t know which was worse, the fact that you wanted to stay away from the sweet delicacies or that your boyfriend caught you in your stay-at-home clothes consisting of shorts and a tank top.

Even as you tried shutting the door and telling him you’re busy, he insisted on coming in, although he kept saying he came by because he was worried- his excited expression said it all that this was the first time you wore something that showed so much skin around him.

Shidou stood in your living room and listened to you explain your recent absence as he was examining your physique, he was listening but his mind was going elsewhere as he drank in more and more of his view of you pacing around your living room busying your hands so your mind won’t be occupied by the worry of what is he thinking while looking at you so intently.

He was snapped out of his thoughts as silence filled the room, oh shit- it was his turn to talk.

“… aw I’m sorry baby, I wish I knew! Come here!” He pulled you into a hug, it took you a moment to get over the closeness in such a bare outfit before returning the gesture, he cooed words of encouragement to you.

“Everybody gets those thoughts Pookie!, even your dashingly handsome boyfriend gets those thoughts, but remember…” he slid his hands down below your waist, both his hands settling on your ass and squeezing at the clothed flesh immediately you gasped and let out a surprised noise startled at the sudden action.

“No matter what your worried head tells you, you’ll always be the sexiest bitch around~” he ended the sentence with a devilish chuckle as he watched you grow embarrassed from his groping, you set a hand on his forearms in an attempt to get him to slow down as he watched how well his hands cupped your ass cheeks over your shoulder, he could see it spilling in the gaps between his fingers.

“Shidou! Don’t do that!” You got over your initial shock and he pouted at you, sticking out his bottom lip as if he just got scolded. “How can I resist?! showin’ off this pretty ass while you’re alone at home? I should come over all the time!”

He kept one hand on your ass as the other ventured under your tank top, feeling your soft flesh and kneading it as he watched you fumble and stutter “Shidou..! Not there- hey! Watch it..!” He had a smile on that practically tore through his cheeks.

“Why don’t we take this to your room, hmm? I know a great body positivity exercise~”

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

How did Shidou always manage to coax you into saying yes? You had no idea, you had no idea how you agreed to let him lay you down on your stomach as he hurriedly tugged your shorts off you, burying his face into your neck as he kissed and licked whispering sweet words to you. He spent his time groping and feeling you under your clothes as you tried your best to return his affections, but he didn’t mind, if it was up to Shidou he would gladly shower you with love, praise, and something else that would be too vulgar to add.

“You’re so pretty like this, baby~” he muttered to you as he removed your shorts fully, sitting up so you could feel his growing erection against your ass, he noticed just how well you two were positioned where your full-length mirror could reflect the view perfectly to him, a wicked grin plastered his features.

“Can you look up for me, sugar?” at his command, you followed and your eyes connected with the image of you on all fours with your shorts hanging from your excited boyfriend’s hand, he let out a sinister giggle at your expression as embarrassment filled you.

“Shidou- can we move? Please? I look stupid- AH?!” You were cut off as you felt his hand sharply smack your ass after he threw aside your shorts, he rubbed the sore spot and shushed you as you looked at his reflection in disbelief.

“… SHIDOU?!”

“I’m sorry sugar! I can’t let you badmouth my pretty girl like that!”

Removing his hands from you, he shuffled as he freed his hard cock from his tight pants, hissing as it practically bounced out his clothes “I’m gonna fuck you like this, ‘kay? so you’ll know just how fuckin’ gorgeous you are..” He promised referring to how he’ll use you in front of your mirror, His hands gripped the flesh of your hips as he pulled you back to him. Slowly maneuvering his hips in short movements, he felt his dick run up and down your slit, he bit down on his bottom lip as he felt your slick cover his length with each stroke.

You wanted to deny this, you felt awkward as your eyes darted back and forth between your reflection and his, you can’t deny Shidou’s affection when he spent so much prepping you for a good dicking down and your rationality was slipping away with each delicious rub of his cock nestling between your thighs waiting for you to give him permission.

“… okay, fine..! But-“

“Yeah yeah, red for no, yellow for so-so, green for ‘fuck me harder Ryusei’~” He giggled at his wording as his free hand moved down and adjusted his cock to slip in quickly

As you were about to complain about his vulgarity once more, he gripped your hips and pulled your ass to him, as he thrusted his hips to meet you in the middle, biting down his bottom lip and releasing a long groan that layered with your gasp that melted into a moan. His cock squeezed in perfectly like you were a pussy pocket molded perfectly just for him, he watched your expression in the mirror as he made sure he was balls deep inside you, relishing in how your pussy hugged his cock so perfectly practically brainwashing him.

As Shidou slowly moved his hips at first to get used to the warmth (as much as you felt incredible, he didn’t wanna act like some virgin and bust so early), he noticed how you lowered your head and that set him off; his hand reached out and grabbed a fistful of your hair and lifted you so you’d sit on your knees with your back arched, a startled noise escaped your lips.

“That won’t do baby! Come on, look! Take a good look!” He urged you between pants as he gradually sped up, hips slapping against yours as your wetness grew, your struggled to get a good look through your boyfriend’s fucking, your reflection showed your figure but this time you couldn’t turn away, Shidou had a way of fucking you so thoroughly- of slutting you out so beautifully, it was shameful to say but it was the only way to describe it.

“Ahh- ah! Shidou- I can’t- its too embarrassing!” You finally managed to speak out through the pleasure, Shidou gave you a particularly hard thrust at your words forcing a surprised moan out of you “first, Call me by my first name.. second, I told you to look”

He slowed down his thrusts as his hand guided your head by your chin to the mirror, giving you a clear view of yourself, his hand had pulled your shirt up to reveal your chest to him, one hand holding your hip as the other squeezed and groped at your breast.

“See?” Shidou started as he made eye contact with you in the mirror “You’re such a pretty goddess~” he practically purred as he admired how your body bounced and jiggled with every impact of his hips, not faltering as he pistoned his cock into you making sure you had a good view of it all; one hand squeezed at your chest enjoying how your breast spilled between his fingers, the other gripping at your love handles as leverage to smack your hips down to his making sure his cock was reaching all the right places, a perfect view of your loving boyfriend making sure every curve, dip and crevice of your body is appreciated.

“Fuck- mmmh! So good baby, you look so good on my dick like this..” He whispered sweetly to you, your thighs trembled as his praise went straight to your core “I’m so fuckin’ lucky, you’re a beauty..” his words weren’t empty compliments, he studied your body so closely as he fucked his cock deep into you with nothing but love and adoration in his eyes. Ryusei Shidou genuinely and wholeheartedly thinks you're the most gorgeous woman to ever exist.

“you like it when I make you bounce on my dick? Yeah? You’re so fuckin’ cute, I love you~” he cooed at you turning your head to give you a sloppy kiss, tongue slipping into your mouth with ease as he swallowed your moans, separating in between kisses inducing a wet noise everytime you did.

“Ryusei..! Ah- ahn- Ryuseiii! I-I’m close..! shit, I’m so close..!” You spoke through your blabbers and moans, Shidou’s cock practically throbbed in excitement as you called him by his first name.

Shortly after you came, body shaking as soreness settled into your knees, Shidou allowed you to lower your head as a mercy since the sensitivity was getting to you, the way your pussy sucked him in, especially after tightening from your orgasm he couldn’t hold himself back.

“G’nna cum, ‘m gonna cum sweetheart, you’re gonna be good for me and take it all right? Yeah, take it, take it..!” he urged you as he neared his end, his thrusts shortening and picking up speed as he finally filled you, he stilled and made sure to shove his entire length deep inside as his cum practically overflowed and dripped out of you, down his cock and dripping on your bed sheets.

You were exhausted and fucked out, you wanted to move into a more comfortable position but Shidou practically flopped onto you, refusing to pull out just yet.

“Ryusei- get off..” You tried sitting up and he only groaned, throwing more of his weight on you as he maneuvered your body under him to lay more comfortably.

“naaah~ stay with me here a little bit! Afterglow helps lots with body positivity y’know?” you were confident most of his information about ‘body positivity’ was wrong.. but it was the thought that counts you suppose.

“(Name)? you know I meant all that stuff, right?” he asked while fixing your hair away from your face, you know he's serious as he called out to you curiously, among all the filth he speaks shamelessly he was still earnest in his affections.

“… I do, thank you Ryusei” Hearing you say his name so sweetly made his heart throb in his chest as he cuddled you, kissing the back of your neck he uttered “I love you, gorgeous~”

[sillygoofyqueer]

Ideas have been spinning around in my brain for awhile now and you can disregard all of this if you want but I have WAYYYY too many characters with excessively detailed backstories and your little character has been sparking ideas for me. So! I have lore ideas and here they are (these ideas may/may not overlap a little with my own stories but not enough that you can’t do what you want):

I was thinking your oc (the wispy one with the colors n stuff) came to be as a result of the remains of dead gods. Morbid, but it happened a little like a star forming from the dust of other stars. So over time all these remains out in the universe just started coming together and suddenly there’s a whole being! And obviously this being has no idea about anything. It kinda just… is. For a long while at that. It kinda just floats through space while sightseeing the galaxy.

It quickly learns it’s pretty much indestructible but at the same time getting caught in a star’s gravity hurts so not gonna do that again if it can avoid it. It also learns that it can do some pretty weird stuff (not that it knows it’s weird yet) like adjust certain things like light and energy. It can change shape at will too. It’s not all powerful and does need rest after some of these things but for a while it toys with things.

Eventually they fall to a planet. A planet with life. A planet with… other conscious beings apparently! (What we know is earth!) It’s curious but also nervous. So it watches. Mimics other life forms. Learns. It figures out how to read and write and talk both from osmosis and from seeing elders teach younger. This is not limited to humanity either. Anything from certain animals to insects and to an extent, plants!

Once they start feeling confident enough, they try blending in either human society. This… admittedly doesn’t go well. It is clear that they look too different to properly fit in and people tend to either stare or scream.

One thing leads to another and they accidentally get in trouble with what is essentially the supernatural police. After many, MANY long hours things get sorted out and they get brought to some higher tier gods to get informed about… well, everything. It is upon meeting the other gods that they realize, they don’t have a name. So they make one up on the spot. Four.

They end up trial and erroring a lot of things over time (under a lot of supervision) and find they have an inclination towards writing and reading. To discuss with other people and have fun. They also learn that they can suck the dye out of shit and annoy people with that fact. It is very fun and the dye tastes yummy so… (the ability is mostly because they’re made up of the remains of dead gods and that’s what large parts of the universe is made of. Thus, if they focus, they can adjust or even take in that energy for themself)

Once Four really starts understanding how society and stuff functions they try again to fit in with society. And it works! Sure, they have to give the excuse of “cosplay” when their disguise fails a little too hard but whatever. So sometimes they just go to the human realm to mess with people and hang out. For the most part tho, they hang around the heavenly realms and fantasy worlds and send out stories/fanfics using their phone no matter where they are.

(Have I written too much? Absolutely. I hope you enjoyed my oc brainrot tho. Because my brain has not shut up since I started drawing)

(Also amazing job on losing hope, I will be screaming abt it in ur inbox soon, it’s just I’ve felt a little like death warmed over lately)

Sorry, I didn't want this to leave my inbox because then I could look at it constantly and giggle and kick my feet every time I thought of it, like a selfish little monster teehee. I can't believe you like my little sona so much!!! This is all canon to my little character now, you created a whole backstory for them and it makes me sob every time I think about it, you're a sweet little MONSTER, GOD- I am sobbing. Violently. How are you feeling? Are you feeling a little better? Because that's so relatable that's how I'm feeling right now, teehee

[ask-hannah-blog]

Oh my gawd Hannah!!! You shouldn't have sweetheart that was so sweet of you! 🥨🤡🌭

I literally squealed when I saw your post it made me so giddy I had to fuck one of my plushies right then and there! Little guy is so lucky I'm there to take of him... I'm like their mama guhhuyhhyyhyuck....

Anyhoo, you silly poo! Life has been swell for me, my favorite weiner mayo addicted salon has been thriving and I certainly feel like royalty myself whenever I come in! With some coercing from the girls there we decided it'd be nice to extend my services to the other regulars so they've been getting nice and fat from my creamy dog! Speaking of dogs, sometimes I finish on their feet and while they don't turn white or anything, I swear they're growing a bit! And they certainly smell and taste more like my tootsies... I've checked, guhuuhhyuck! I guess I kinda work there now! I accept all types of payment!

As for my other business, the people who buy my yummy mayo are like super addicted to it now, so I've been hard at work cumming lots and lots to keep up with the demand! Being a food clown is hard work but I'm a hard worker luckily! Still though, I can't help but want to save some of my treats for you and your clown family! When you finally bring me home to your dream circus, I'll be able to really help all those poor, hungry, and thirsty clowns! And then when I pick up my toy from your work, well...

Naturally you can suck my toes and my weiner all day long, Daisy can enjoy my smelly cheeto farts, and your baby sissy will get nice and full from my fizzy titty cola! 😋 😋 😋 yum yum yum!

How is everyone, anyhoo? You know I just can't wait to meet them! Until then though, you have the most bestest and greatest of days, my queen! I love looove ya 💓❤️💕💗💋💋💋💋

-Your Girl! 🥨🥨🥨

Woooooooooooow!

You’re Pretzel! I totally remember talking with you that one time. Hehehe although I thought you were weird and gross then. I dunno why though! Hehe you sound like just my time.

I mean I know this might sound weird but my therapist says I have a fetish/obsession with girls who have big fat hotdog smelling weiners! But it’s soooooooooooo hard to find someone who matches that description! I mean my therapist will put mustard, ketchup relish and of course mayo on her strapon when she fucks my face but it’s just not the same.

Hehehehe Sorry if I’m over sharing I just reeeeeeally like hot dogs. They’re just so pretty and interesting. My therapist put a hot dog rotisserie in my cage and I just watch the weiners spin for hours while I masturbate.

Didn’t you recommend my therapist to me? I can’t even remember what I came to her for…

OH YEAH!

Being a total horny clown nutcase hehehehehe!

Well she’s not very good because I think I’m worse than ever. Right now I’m stuff soft pretzels up my butt because it feels nice! Hehehe what kind of girl does that?

Anywho enough about me…

You sound sooooooooo interesting.

I bet your stuffed animals are super well behaved because you’re a really attentive mama. It’s funny Honker says I’m a toy who needs someone to take care if her, and it’s like soooooooo true. Since I started seeing her I lost my job and apartment, I like can’t do anything right. If she didn’t let me sleep in her palace is so be a hobo clown right now.

But not you! You like run your own business! I think it’s so great what you’re doing for those humies. Sexy too! I wonder what percentage of their brains is your mayo at this point! Honk honk! Soooo cool that you have your own audience. And hot too! No joke I came sooooo hard reading about how fat and dreamy they’ve all gotten. You must be a really powerful clown if their feet are changing for you! Gooooosh I wish I could smellllll them!

Hehe I don’t know why honkers had me write all of this! It’s just making me horny and hungry. Hehe I don’t know I need someone to control me, or I’m just a dumb little clown!

Tehee!

Ummm *Sucks on finger*

I dunno, I’d there something I should be doing Pretzel?

Oh yeah! My name’s Toe Cleavage! Hehe! My mama named me after the two most beautiful things she could think of’

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

A vaguely jazzy-sounding remix of a pop Christmas song was playing softly, and lights were glinting off an abundance of cheap silver and lilac garlands. Plucky plastic white pines adorned with sparkly rainbow-shaped ornaments dotted the entire place. It was a relatively classy establishment eleven months of the year, and Steve thought that the exception was quite adorable. There was something comforting in tacky, especially in a gay bar.

He immediately spotted Bucky sitting at the counter. He chuckled at himself, at the way his chest still did that glowy, squeezy feeling it did when he saw Bucky after some time, or even after no time at all. Sam had teased him on the way back from the trip, guessing exactly what had Steve excited like a puppy at the prospect of going home. It had been just a few days, really, and he knew Bucky was comfortably home in New York, enjoying leisure time. But he still couldn’t wait to be with him again.

Bucky looked so soft in his loose hair bun and cozy knit sweater, sipping something creamy-colored from a margarita glass, and Steve lingered for a few moments to observe him, feeling a warmth in his chest that wasn’t from stepping indoors from the winter open air, and eventually reached the counter.

“What’s a guy as handsome as you doing all alone in here?” he asked as he sat on the stool next to Bucky.

A brief flash of surprise appeared on Bucky’s features, and then a smile bloomed across his face, lightening up his eyes, and it was the most beautiful sight in the world.

“Oh, my husband is on a work trip,” he replied with a delighted grin.

“And leaves you here on your own? So close to Christmas? You should dump him.”

Bucky laughed. “Maybe I should, but he’s kind of a big important guy, and it’s kinda sexy.”

Steve chuckled. “Is that so?”

“M-mh,” Bucky nodded, wrapping his arms around him. “Also, I don’t actually care about Christmas, but don’t tell him this, ‘cos he’s a romantic and loves all this stuff.”

“Mmm,” Steve just replied. It wasn’t completely true that Bucky didn’t care about Christmas, because he might be Jewish, but he was like a cat, and shiny ornaments and twinkly lights had him enchanted. Those and the food. In a different world, a lifetime ago, he’d help Steve’s mom with putting up the decorations, claiming it was to take the burden off Steve, who at that point of the season would inevitably be waging a war against his lungs, but the truth was that he was ecstatic about it.

“So how was the trip?”

Steve smiled. “It was alright. Sam did most of the talking, which is good, he’s more diplomatic than I am.”

“Diplomatic is not a word I’d use for either you or Sam, but a rabid raccoon would be more diplomatic than you, so I can believe it.”

Steve chuckled as he sank a hand in the hair just above Bucky’s neck. “You’re beautiful.”

Bucky beamed softly and leaned forward to press his lips against Steve’s. Bucky was still a bit cautious with showing affection in public, but in gay bars he let all his guards down, just like they’d always done. Steve, on the other hand, had the constant urge to just be as obnoxious as possible with their affection, which was probably further proof that there was something irrevocably broken with his sense. But there was something inside of him that screamed to shove their love in the world’s face, to force people to see them. He felt a little glee at paparazzi pictures, even if he wasn’t supposed to, but inside of him a little voice said, look at us, look at us, see us, see, see .

“You still have things to do before the holidays, or—?”

“Nope. I’m free to give my full, undivided attention to this really hot guy I know.”

Bucky grinned. “Lucky him.”

Steve pressed a gentle kiss against his mouth.

“What are you drinking?”

“I asked the bartender to make me something yummy and creamy and christmassy.”

“You asked for eggnog in a margarita glass?”

“So? It’s Christmas. No point in living in a majority Christian country if I cannot take advantage of it.”

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[rubber-ducky143]

"Horror Story"

I was bored out of my mind, I'm sorry but I'm kinda here for it :3

WARNINGS: Blood/Gore, Little bit of fluff at the end, nothing more I can think of

(Some of this feats. Yeji from Itzy)

Word count: {Actual story→2873} (23 pages according to Docs)

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Chapter 1

It was a day like no other. Boring. Just sitting in the living room, watching YouTube or a show that’s been repeated so many times you’d think he’d be able to tell the entire story line. He could, of course. It was his favorite show after all. 

Time passed slower than a long day at school. It felt like hours had gone by when it was just barely 20 minutes. With a sigh, Jin got up, slightly annoyed that this day was so slow. Thinking of what to do, he decided to go read. A horror book. Not ‘Time for Andrew’ by Mary Downing Hahn, though he loved that book, it wasn’t the right level of creepiness he was feeling. He wanted something with gore and 10 foot tall monsters that jumpscared you to death. He wouldn’t normally read something like that, it’d give him nightmares. Nightmares that felt so real. The rain stinging his face. The cold wind wrapping around him like an ice blanket. After some time passed by of reading a book, Jin got up, stretched and checked the time. The taunting numbers read ``12:37 pm``.

Only 2 hours. Which should’ve seemed like a lot, but, with how today was going, it felt too little. He hated slow things. Slow walkers, slow talkers, slow days, slow drivers. He couldn’t stand them. Deciding it was almost lunch time (more so past lunch time), he went to his small, cottage-like yet modern kitchen. He made a small sandwich with the bread, lettuce, and turkey he had left from weeks ago. He climbed to his bed, and enjoyed his sandwich. 

Chapter 2

After eating his sandwich, his head fell to his pillow in slight exhaustion. He fell asleep. A cloud of dreams clouded his mind. That’s how he ended up here.

Chapter 3

Standing straight, eyes closed, the snow falling onto his hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes. They fluttered. A snowy, dark wood was brought to his gaze. His dark eyes darted around. Where was he? Why was he here? Was it another dream? He looked around, turned his head, his body. That’s when he saw it.

“Sir!?”

He ran over to the man, face first in the snow. He sat next to the seemingly unconscious man and turned him over. A scream filled the silent air. The man’s face. It was gone. Eye sockets empty, blood covering muscle and bone. Filled with shock, Jin stood up and clasped his hands over his mouth. Who was this man? How could this have happened? He was so buried in his thoughts he didn’t realize the many eyes of the doll-like, victorian-esque clothed, women staring at him. Wide, black smiles. Large, pitch black eyes. Like sockets without the ball. He turned his head from the dead man in front of him. “Hello?” He called out to the women. There was no response. Only silence. 

“..E-Excuse me?”

No response yet again.

He fell silent. Who were these people? Was this a joke? How was it even snowing? It was the middle of July. Idiotically, he walked closer to the tall, white faces with long black gowns peeking from the dark trees. 

Without warning.

Chapter 4

He woke up. Only this time, he wasn’t in the woods. Nor was he in his own bed. He was in someone else’s bed. A soft boy with brown eyes, peppered freckles and blonde hair looked into his eyes. “You’re awake!”

The boy exclaimed.

Jin slowly sat up as the boy backed away with a wide smile.

“Are you alright? My friend and I found you in the woods. You seem to have passed out..”

The boy asked. His smile fell when there was no answer. 

Jin realized and spoke.

“I’m fine.. But.. The woods?”

“Yes! The woods.”

“I..”

“Is something the matter?”

A moment went by. Silence. Only the small clatter of pans, likely from this boy’s friend, and the small ticking of a clock.

“No..”

Another boy came from the kitchen, holding a yummy looking steak with some green beans.

“Oh, you’re awake! Felix and I had thought you died. You were barely breathing when we found you!”

This boy joked. Felix snatched the plate from the other boy and gave it to Jin.

“Here! To warm you up! It must’ve been cold, your thin clothes were soaked when we found you and the snow almost buried you!..”

Jin took the plate of steak from the boy and tasted it. It made him want to cry. He’d never met these two boys before. But, here they were, taking him in like he was an injured, helpless bird who had lost his mother.

Tears stung Jin’s eyes. Felix had seemed to notice this. “Why are you crying..?” Felix asked, worry in his deep yet oddly soothing voice.

“You don’t know me..”

Jin started. “Yet… You still took me in and helped me..”

Felix smiled.

“Me personally, I had to beg Seungmin to help you. Luckily, he listened after a few minutes of arguing.” This brought a chuckle from Jin. Two close friends, Seungmin and Felix. Such names for such people. It suited them.

Jin finished the steak and beans before chatting with Seungmin and Felix. Hours went by as they talked in front of the warm, cozy fire. That’s when it happened again.

Jin’s head falls onto the pillow and he passes out.

Chapter 5

This time, when he woke, he was upon a throne. “Your highness, you’re awake!”

Jin heard a voice call. Who? 

“What?..”

Jin asked. Eyes half-lidded.

“Sir.. Do you not remember? You were hit in the head with a brick of some sort and just passed out in your chair..” “...A brick?” Jin asks dumb-foundly.

"Yes, your highness, a brick.” Another voice spoke. 

“And.. Who are you.?” Jin asked the two men, standing in front of him. “Your highness, did that brick hit you so hard you forgot your servants!?”

“Servants?..” “Yes! Me and Changbin, sir?”

“..Who are-” “For heaven’s sake! I’m Bang Chan!” “..Bang Chan and Changbin..” “Yes, sir. That’s us.” “Look, not trying to be weird or anything but.. You’ve got the wrong man. I’m not ‘your highness’. I’m someone else..” Bang Chan and Changbin stare at you in disbelief. Mouths hung open like a dumb-founded fish.

“But- You look like our king..” “I’m positive I d-” A mirror gets shoved into Jin’s face. What he saw staring back wasn’t his own face. Instead, it was a soft face with almond eyes, covered with dark black, shoulder length hair.

“Master Hyunjin.. Are you sure you’re not you?” “...You’re mistaken.. I am not your master.. Nor am I your king. I-.. This.. This isn’t my body.” “If you aren’t master Hyunjin then..” “I’m not sure..”

A moment of silence swept past everyone. It seemed like no one knew how to word the scrambled sentences on their tongues. How were you in your own bed, then in the woods, then in another boy’s bed, now upon a jeweled throne? None of these events made since. 

“What’s your name? If you aren’t master Hyunjin..” Changbin asked.

“I’m Jin.”

Jin started.

“Cho Jin… To be exact..” 

The boys nod and then back away.

“How did you get here?” Bang Chan asked cautiously.

“I wish I knew.. At this point, I can barely remember who I was to begin with..”

“Has this happened before? Your consciousness being put into a different vessel?” “No.. But, before I was here.. I was..” Jin explains the turn of events that led up to that very moment. The man with a blood stained face, the two boys who found him in the woods and this moment here, where 'a brick knocked him out.'

“Now that you mention it, our king did go out in the woods for a walk a few hours ago..” Bang Chan said after you had finished explaining your backstory.

“What?” Jin asks. “Yeah.. He never came back though.. Maybe it’s because-” “Are you saying Master Hyunjin’s beautiful and precious face has been torn up and now his body is being guarded by some creepy victorian ladies!?” Changbin exclaimed.

“Well- No.. But.. Now that you mention it, this body that I’m in.. Looks a lot like the boy I saw in the woods..” Jin said.

“Though his face was torn to shreds.. His body looks like this one, hair and everything..” Changbin looks as though he may start weeping at any given moment.

Thud.

Chapter 6

He wakes up. In the same vessel. “Hyunjin.”

“Again?..” Jin whispers to himself. He was on the snowy ground, in the woods. In his vision, he saw another boy who looked so much like his actual vessel you would think they were identical twins. One thing though.. Jin had no twins. He barely had a sibling. His only sibling was born when he moved out of his parent’s house.

Jin watched his own vessel spin around. “Hello?” The vessel asked.

“..Hi..” Jin croaked back

“...Your face.. It’s all..” Jin nodded without his vessel evening having to continue. His face, or, this man, Hyunjin’s, face, was all torn up. How had it happened? Not sure.

“But then.. How are you alive..? How can you see me? How are you breathing, talking..? How..” “I’m not sure. I wish I knew.. But.. Something you should know,” Jin stated and started.

Chapter 7

After Jin had explained what had happened and the events of what was going on when all he wanted was to get some sleep. His vessel spoke, asking a question.

“So you’re saying that I’m just a soulless shell of skin and you’re my soul?” “Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying.” “...Weird.. But- If you’re my soul then how am I alive?” “Good question..”

Out of nowhere, a girl stumbled out of the woods.

Both Jin and his true vessel looked at her. She had red hair that almost went to her waist, plush cherry pink lips, almond eyes, and a subtle face structure. If they hadn’t gotten her name and a small story about her, they both would’ve thought that Hyunjin and this girl were siblings. The girl's name? Yeji. “Sorry.. Am I interrupting something?..” Both the vessel and the vesseled soul shook their heads.

“..Good.. But, you two should flee this place as quick as possible.. There’s these creep- Ah!” The girl found “Hyunjin’s” face. Torn, bloody, muscle and bone exposed. “Y-Your face.. A-Are you alright..!?”

“I’m fine..” “A-Are you sure..?” “Mhm. Positive.”

Jin said in an unapproving tone.

“..Okay.. Anyways, you two should get out of here.. These creepy victorian ladies are going on a rampage and practically killing everyone in si-”

A head hit the ground. 

Chapter 8

After what seemed like endless hours of walking through a dark tunnel, he woke. “Ah, you’re awake! I thought you had died!” A voice exclaimed. It was so loud Jin thought his ears might blow. It was certainly someone that could’ve been another’s alarm clock.

“Lee Know, Lee Know! He woke up! He’s alive!” “Ji, do you have to yell so loud? I’m sure this boy doesn’t want to hear your loud voice when he’s only JUST woken up.” “Right, sorry..”

Jin sits up and stretches. “..Ji?” “Hm? Oh, that’s a nickname for me! My name is Jisung. Or you can call me Han!”

Jin nods at this information, clearly tired.

“Who are you?” Han asks.

“I’m Jin.. Cho Jin..” “Ahh.. Cool!” Another boy, Jin assumes to be Lee Know, walks into the room with a glass of water in his hand.

“Here, drink.” Lee Know handed Jin the icy glass of water and Jin drinks it without a second thought.

“So, you’re name is Jin?” “Yeah..” “Strange..” “What’s strange?..” Han looks between Jin and Lee Know, clearly clueless. “What-?” “Our friends, Seungmin and Felix, had met a boy with that exact same name and he looked exactly like you. They said you had passed out in Felix’s bed after a few hours of chatting then the next morning, you had disappeared.” “...” “Do you know anything about that?” A moment of silence. “..I do..” Han makes a confused face and just sits down. “Can you tell us about it?”

“Lee Know! Stop pestering him with questions!” Lee Know doesn’t listen. “Can you? It’s okay if not.”

“I guess.. I could.. What do you want me to explain though?” “Your whole story. If you could?”

Jin nods and starts to explain.

Chapter 9

After Jin had explained everything, he laid down. “Hey, you okay?..” Han asked, visibly concerned. “Yes.. Just.. Out of.. Breath..” “..You didn’t even-” “Those Victorian ladies.” Han gives Lee Know an offended look. “Yes.. What about.. Them?” “Do you think they’re the reason you keep passing out?” “..But.. How..? I mean.. They were just..” Lee Know hands Jin another cup of water, making Jin stop talking. “Save your breath.” Jin nods.

“....So, you do know Felix and Seungmin? Oh! And those others you mentioned! King Hyunjin, his servants, Changbin and Bang Chan?” Jin nods once more.

“Han, don’t yell at people for doing something when you’re going to do the exact same thing.” “What am I doing!?” “Pestering him. With. Questions.” Han and Lee Know share a skin burning stare with each other.

“I can’t tell if you act like an old married couple or siblings..” Jin whispers. “Both!” Han says with a smile as if he and his friend weren’t just secretly telling each other they weren’t going to last another day in the same house.

“You’re crazy..” “Nuh uh! You just don’t know friendship!” “Lies!” “Who’s your friend?” “...” “Uh huh..”

Lee Know sighs. “Sorry for him, he’s.. Introverted.. And socially awkward.” Jin laughs along with Lee Know. Han just sits there, now slightly annoyed. “Mean.” “It’s your fault. “No!” “Yes!” “You’re Lee NO, not Lee Yes.” “And you’re Han. With no nos and no yeses.” Han pouts.

Black out.

Chapter 10

“Hey.. Hello?.. Hey, wake up!” Jin stirs and opens his eyes. “You’re awake! Thank god!” A boy. One different from the other 7 and one different from the girl. He had fox-like eyes, thin lips, brown, short, shaggy hair. “I’m Jeongin. You can call me I.N. if you want though.” Jin nods. “Are you alright?” Jin looks around before answering. He wish he hadn’t.

“There you are~” She hissed.

“..Run!” Jin scrambled to his feet and ran up the modern, palace-like stairs. Jeongin followed. She chased them both. Along with the others behind her. Her eyes. Wide, black, blood splattered across the prosthetic face. The cracks run across the floor and the platform tumbles down. Jin getting tagged along with it. Screams filled the air.

Chapter 11

Twitching, crying, mumbling, screaming. It all stopped.

“Hey.. Jin! Jin, wake up!” Soft, small hands shook Jin’s sweat-infused shoulder. His head flew up without warning. Snot coming from his nose and tears from his eyes. “Hey.. You’re okay, nothing can hurt you.. I promise.. It was all fake. Just imagination.” “Felix.. You’re real.. Yes? Right..” “Yes, I’m real. I promise.”

7 others burst into the room. “What’s wrong..?” Chan ran over to Jin who was buried in Felix’s arms.

“Nightmare.. I’d assume? Nothing can do him this bad..” Felix responds to Chan’s question.

“It was horrible…” Jin whines.

“Hyunjin.. He.. His face.. It was.. Was all torn up..”

“Me?” Hyunjin asks.

“Yeah.. And then.. I passed out..? I think.. And then.. He.. Felix and Seungmin, they came out of nowhere.. Or something.. I don’t know.. I don’t want to know..” Han walks over and offers his Skzoo plush. “Han Quokka?” He says.

Jin takes the plushie and wraps himself in his blanket.

“Sorry.. I woke you all up.. I think..” “Don’t be sorry..” “I woke them up, actually..” Felix admits.

“Wha-?” “Yeah. You woke me up because you kept kicking my stomach. Then you were screaming.. At that point, I knew something was off so I got up and asked Chan to wake everyone else up. Han was.. Difficult to wake..” “I kicked you?..” “We share a bed? Like everyone else in this dorm?” “Oh.. Right..”

“I think you also woke me up.” “I did?” Jin looks at Hyunjin.

“Yes. I’m a very light sleeper and we practically share a wall.” “Oh.. Sorry..” “It’s okay. Unconscious states are well.. Unconscious states. You can’t control them unless you lucid dream which, I doubt that was a lucid dream.” “It wasn’t..”

“That’s what I thought.” Chan ruffles Jin’s hair.

“But hey.. You’re safe now! That’s what matters right?” Jin nods.

“True!” Han adds in.

“Anyways, get some sleep, all of you, we have practice in a few hours and JYP will not accept us being sleepy.” “You get no sleep at all, old man.” Seungmin points out. Chan just frowns, accepting his fate at this point.

Chapter 12

Everyone leaves Jin and Felix’s dorm room. “You’ll be alright.. I promise.” Felix whispers into Jin’s ear.

“Nothing can hurt you, okay?”

Jin nods, tears drying onto his face.

“Get some sleep, okay?” Jin nods once more and closes his eyes.

Felix does the same and they both fall asleep, in each other’s embrace.

AN: Hi. This took way too long for only 2946 words. But I love it! And I hope you do too :) 👍👋

[emilycollins00]

can i have just hcs or a scenario or whatever and it’s just. hanging out with juza. chilling, hanging out, alone and just being together. sorry it’s not specific

Boy do I love some good slice-of-life writing, especially if it's with our favorite stiff and sweet-lover actor!. Do not worry because this was so much fun to write! 💕

This can absolutely be taken as platonic or romantic. Please enjoy! 💕

Reader hanging out with Juza

“Oh, come on! That’s going to get so soggy by the time she builds the structure!” you groan in frustration at the computer, not believing what you were seeing.

Juza frowns next to you, eyes fixed on what is happening. He hasn’t said anything, but you want to believe he agrees with you. Well, as much as a non-professional baker could agree with another non-professional baker on a baking show.

“Yikes- what did you expect Julia? For real, too much licour.” You can’t help but comment out loud again as you watch the contestant try to explain to the camera their confusion after they tasted the cake base.

“…Looks yummy to me.”

Your focus on the show slips when you hear him murmur with confusion, laughing at the sincere tone of his voice. “And that’s how we know you could never be a jury. How do you see that and think- Oh no!” you two watch in horror as another contestant takes out burnt decorations from the oven. “Oooh that is so gonna cost Alex his place.”

“He was ‘kay in the signature bake tho.”

You roll your eyes at Juza's comment while adjusting a blanket you had on around tighter. “Sure but like- he’s been on thin ice the last few episodes? and this is a technical challenge! Would be totally unfair to Julia if they decide to rule her and her alcoholic cake out.”

You both keep commenting on the episode here and there until the credits begin scrolling. You sigh and let yourself flop onto Juza's arm, tired. Maybe the others were right and you were getting a little too invested in the supposedly peaceful and untroubled series... just maybe.

You reach the mouse, trying to log out from the platform as you lazily pass by the announcements of future series and films in the making. “You know, I read somewhere they just get a cake stand and some flowers if they win first place,” you mention, suddenly remembering the fact. “Wild. It’s so different from the cooking shows, with offers, dishes and all that I mean.” You feel him shrug.

“Haven’t seen many winners from those other shows later on.”

“Mmm... true.” You agree after giving it some thought, mind still replaying all the mistakes and bits that had happened in the episode. “I bet Omi-san would annihilate everyone though.” You think smugly. Seconds later your tummy rambles, making you look around the room. “Hey, do you still have anything left from the sweets you bought yesterday? I got kinda hungry after watching so many pastries.”

Juza nods, and you move enough for him to get up from the small table placed in the middle of his shared room where you two had been watching the show for almost an hour. You watch him head to his desk and come back seconds late with a big bag that makes you squeal with joy, clapping as he sits again next to you.

Once he takes some of them out and hands them you can’t help but moan in delight after the first few bites. ”Ugh, this is so good. I should have taken some with me as well.”

“You can take half of these home if ya want.”

“Nooo don’t spoil me!” you groan. Because it’s not like it’s the first time Juza has offered or shared sweets with you, but it always feels surprising to you for someone to give away something they enjoy so much so easily. He pays no notice of your rejection and pushes some more sweets to your side. “Juza!” you whine again.

"'s fine. Ya can enjoy 'em later.”

You hum, not completely happy. "Then I’ll invite you to something next time we go somewhere, I won't accept a no.”

“Ya don’t need to-.”

You immediately raise one finger, stopping him from saying anything else. “What did I just say?” you raise an eyebrow. The purple-haired actor stares at your firm gaze and nods. You laugh and shake hands with him. "Pleasure to work with you."

You two continue eating in comfortable silence for a while as you manage to pick up the noise of people walking by the hall. You try to recognize the voices in the distance: Azami, Taichi, Hisoka, Sakuya… it’s the middle of the afternoon so you imagine most of them are on their way to do their homework and the adults are most likely arriving from their jobs. You take another bite of the sweets and let yourself lie on the floor. You look at the ceiling, blanket still on stronghold. “Have you and Omi-san gone anywhere with your bikes in the end?”

“Uh? Ah, yeah. He said he knew a few roads near the mountains... We drove there last weekend.”

“I wanna see!” you exclaim sitting back up. You knew how much he had been looking forward to the trip. “Did you take any pictures?”

Juza pulls out his phone, unlocking it as you made yourself comfortable next to him, chin on his shoulder while excitedly still munching the sweets. You watch the autumn member enter the private chat he had with Omi and scroll through messages that went from university stuff, to timetables, to talks about everyday cleaning tasks and foods. “…Here.” He finally stops as he gives you his phone. “He shared some once we came back.”

“Oh my god- this place so pretty! Look at the view. Did it take you two much to get there? It looks so far from the city, I cannot see any road!”

“Kinda. We did some drivin’ between old pavements.”

Happy, you take a few more looks at the pictures; a few of the scenery, of juza looking into the distance from different angles -most likely not being aware he was the object of Omi’s camera- and give the phone back to its owner.

“I wanna go. Think you remember the way?”

“I got the area somehow... ‘Could always ask him again I guess.”

“Cool! Because we definitely need to take something to eat and go there to spend the day.”

Juza seems to like the idea too, though you think it’s mainly because he has been enjoying riding his bike at any given opportunity since he got his license.

“Are you sure you don’t wanna somethin’ more to put on?”

You blink confused and notice he’s been looking at the blanket you have been hanging on all this time. He scratches the back of his head, frowning, maybe thinking about what would be best for you to wear. “...Sakyo-san says it’s still early to put on the heating but I can look for a hoddie or somethin’.”

“Nah, I’m fine. I like to feel like a burrito.” You smile reaching for one more sweet from the bag -which you are starting to believe will be empty by the time you leave if you keep eating. You turn towards him. “You know, it’s been a while since we had time to relax by ourselves. When I come we are always with the others, but I kinda enjoy it the most when it’s us two and our favourite baking show.”

Juza ponders your words, warmth rising in his chest. Hearing those things directed towards him wasn’t the usual until he met you -He has never really been a talker after all.

As you continue to munch distracted he closes his eyes, his lips turning into a small smile. Because maybe he's a little proud to be able to give someone a happy space to relax. "...yeah."

You know he did not mean to say it out loud but you catch it nonetheless. It makes your eyes soften and ruffle his hair affectionately, obtaining a flustered yelp and questioning look from the golden-eyed actor. You laugh before changing the topic to another thing, making some more conversation. After all, neither of you had anything planned for the rest of the afternoon.

And what better way to spend time than with your favorite person?  

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Wishing you all a wonderful day! 💕

[milkyybuns]

Soft Rain

GIyu Tomioka x gn!Reader

*:･ﾟ.✧*:･ﾟ.✧

Contains: SFW, mutual pining, modern AU, gn!reader, a little crack, a little angsty, cheesy stuff

Synopsis: It's Valentine's day and you're alone, thinking about your high-school relationship with a certain blue-eyed boy. Would fate allow your paths to cross again?

a/n: Mmm yummy modern au! Kinda cheesy but hey. Not sure if this meets the mutual pining brief since I didn't have much space to explore Giyu's side of the pining. Hope you can enjoy it anyway!

Requested by: @dasighosamu

"Why are guys these days all so, uninteresting?"

You let out a sigh as you mindlessly swiped through dozens of profiles on Tinder. You've tried giving them a chance, yes even the ones holding fish in their profile pictures. But if the last date you went on was any indication, romance was dead and you are the last single person on earth who can hold a conversation.

"Ugh look at me, alone on Valentine's Day." You talked to no one in particular.

Your carpal tunnel acting up from the excessive swiping, so you decided to go on a walk. Maybe go to the convenience store to grab something to eat, that's what your mother would want you to do, eat lunch on time.

As you walked through the streets filled with infuriatingly cute couples, you started thinking about the last Valentine's Day.

You weren't alone then, in fact you thought you had found the one.

The last years of your high school life was like a dream, having confessed to your childhood friend Giyu and have him even reciprocate those feelings. You two were inseparable, so much so that last year on Valentine's Day he made a vow to spend the rest of your lives together.

That was the plan, but like all good dreams it must come to and end. Giyu's parents found out about your relationship, worried it will be a distraction to his studies in medicine they made him break it off with you.

He didn't have to listen to them, yet he did what he was told.

You gritted your teeth, feeling anger rear it's ugly head. It's been over a year now, so you should be over it. So why weren't you?

You were so engrossed in your thoughts you nearly walked passed the convenience store. As you entered, you politely nodded at the clerk, a disinterested middle aged woman reading the day's paper.

As usual you went straight to the ice cream section. You never really bought anything but you enjoyed browsing the new flavours they had.

You grabbed a teriyaki bowl for lunch, and went to the drinks fridge.

You scanned the selection, they had a variety of ramune, iced coffee and fruit juice. You finally found your favourite: the grapefruit soda. As you reached for it your hand bumped into that of the stranger next to you.

"Oh sorry!" You quickly apologised, embarrassed that you both went for the same drink.

"It's okay."

That voice. It couldn't be.

Deep ocean-coloured eyes met yours, framed by a mop of spikey black hair. It took a second, but your eyes widened as you recognised the man before you.

"Tomioka-san?" Your voice wavered, but a part of you was sure it was him, even though he looks older now, his hair was longer and he looked, tired. This was the same man that promised you a life together. Now you only referred to each other by last names.

"Y/L/N-san." From the ever so slight widening of his eyes, you could see he recognised you as well.

"W-what are you doing here?" You stuttered. "I mean of course you're allowed to come here it's not like I own the store ahha."

This is why I'm single, get it together Y/N!

"I was just getting lunch." Giyu's reply was short, curt.

"Ah same..." You trailed off, feeling even more awkward.

"So um, got any plans for Valentines? A hot date?" You've always used humour to deflect awkward situations. Not quite sure if it was working this time.

"Nothing planned." Giyu quickly answered, and after a bit of thinking he thought it would probably be polite to ask you too. "How about you?"

"Nah just, yknow online dating and all that shit." You laughed.

"Mm." Giyu answered. "It was good to see you Y/N."

"You too."

And with that you parted ways.

As you walked home, you couldn't help but feel a sense of disappointment.

"What a small world." You muttered to yourself.

Suddenly your phone rang.

The display name was one you haven't seen in a long time.

Giyu Tomioka

You still remembered the day you changed it from Giyu<3 to his full name.

"Hello?" You picked up.

"Y/N. I thought you'd have blocked me." You could hear the amusement in his voice even through the phone.

"I, I didn't." You looked away. "Why are you calling me?"

"You left your wallet at the convenience store."

"Oh."

"I can come give it to you if you want." Giyu suggested. "You still live in the same address?"

"Y-yeah. You don't have to though I can come back to the store."

"I'm already on the way, just wait there." With that he hung up.

What an unlucky day. As if spending this romantic holiday alone wasn't bad enough now I lose my wallet and have to see my ex.

You sighed and decided to go inside your house, and luckily you did, because as you as your foot was in the door an intense flash of rain began to pour down. Typical summer weather.

A couple minutes pass and you hear a knock on the door, almost muffled by the pitter-patter of rain on your roof.

You opened the door to be greeted by Giyu, who looked like someone pushed him into a lake.

"Here's your wallet." He panted, out of breath from having ran to your house.

"Thanks." You said. "Would you like to come in for some tea?"

It was only polite to let him in after what he did for you right? You'd hate to be rude.

"If I'm not intruding." Giyu cautiously accepted the offer.

Maybe you won't spend Valentine's Day alone after all.

[writingstuffandmore]

Little Things..

Pairing: Suho x fem reader (mentioned) ft Baekhyun, Kyungsoo and rest members

Genre: Fluff

AU!: Established relationship, idol au

A/N: Hey people... So, I myself don't know what I have written because I was in the mood to write a domestic au which shifted into this which isn't domestic in nature.. Please do give me feedbacks, people it means a lot!! I hope you will like it.

GIF isn't mine.. Credits to the original creator.

Requested: @proudahgase-got7 requested it. I hope you will like it dear! I am so sorry if this wasn't something you wished to read.

Word count: 988

The bright golden rays were slowly spreading through the narrow spaces of the blinds covering the large window. The once quiet room got disturbed with sound of the alarm indicating it’s time to start the day’s activities but what marked the day’s distinction from others was that both the occupants living had a planned a small surprise for their partners to make up for the lost time and just enjoy the evening and the weekend which followed it. Soon after, the occupants woke up, did their regular routine before heading to their respective offices.

Y/N’s POV:

“Hey Lia, how are you today?” I said while settling down in my cabin.” Lia smiled before speaking “I am okay, how are you? Also, your mood looks different today, hoping for something good for you.”

I laughed a bit before looking back at her trying to match her bubbly energy, “Well, nothing good has happened except for the regulars but I am in the mood to surprise my boyfriend with something sweet. It's been so long since we have spent time togeth-

“What are you planning to do so” Lia wiggled her eyebrows making both of us laugh. “I am planning to order some food and make his favourite dessert.”

“Damn, just thinking about it makes my mouth water. You really make some great food! Um…yummy!!” Lia said while making some sounds as if she is really eating some. “Okay, its time to work.”

Suho’s POV:

“Guys, lets get started for the day!! Phew!” I said while gearing up the day’s practice as our choreographer Kasper came in. “Wow, hyung! You look so energetic today. Whats the reason? Humm?” Baekhyun wiggled his eyebrows that gathered everyone's attention, making him sigh. "Nah, it's just nothing. I just thought to make some time for my girlfriend you know?"

"Well, at least you acknowledge that you have a partner though. Not gonna be exaggerating the stuff but the way you at times act as if you don't have a family to go to. I know you work so hard for us Hyung but at the same time, don't harm your private life for us okay?" Kyungsoo said before all the members nodded their heads in unison.

"Okay! Guilty pleaded but now let's start working people" Suho said and Kasper then lead the members to do some warm up.

You came home by 5 in a rushed manner, throwing stuff here and there before changing the work outfit into the home ones and started preparing your dessert. In the middle of the mixing of ingredients, your phone rang which notified that Lia was calling.

Lia: Dude where are you?

Y/N: At home?

Lia: Uh? Is everything okay?

Y/N: Just wanted to give an unusual surprise to my man haha.

Lia: How are you g-

Y/N: See, usually he is here by 8 or something. The same time as me, okay? So, what I will do is that I will leave the house by 7-ish or something because I know that I still have to complete some work which I will do that and then around 8:15 I will come home back. The advantage point is that we both have keys other than the spare ones.

Lia: umm.. okay? But you know what it kinda sounds stupid but whatever makes you and him happy, it all matters. Okay bye!!

She ended the call and now your whole attention is back to the dessert. Just like how she hoped and planned, the dessert was in the freezer by 10 mins past 7 and she changed her clothes again and walked to her car.

Soon after, a black mercedes was parked in the garage and now a man rushed through the doors of the beautiful house.

"I hope she hasn't come till now and judging the looks of it yeah, she didn't!" The male happily chimed before starting his day's chores.

"How does this light even fit here? Baekhyun told me that I have to uplift this side and push it to the othe- Oh, yes!!! Damn, she could be here any minute. I need to change"

After a few minutes, you returned back to the place but instead of lights being open, the house looked dark."It's strange though.. Suho's car is here but where is he? Maybe, he is busy with a call or something." You shrugged your shoulder before inserting the keys in the key hole, only to be opened by your beloved boyfriend.

"Hey Y/- "Shit, Suho!! You scared me.. who keeps the house like this? My poor heart!!" Suho's sudden voice lead you to have a mini attack.

"Oh, I am so sorry love but you need to see this!!" Suho said as he took your hand in his and ran towards the backyard. "Did the play se-

"Oh my god.. Suho, this is so beautiful!!!" You said while clasping your hands together.

"Did you like it?" He asked while hugging you from behind. "Its really so beautiful bub but you di-

"Shush.. I needed it to because you deserve more than this angel. Trust me when I say that what did I do to deserve you, okay? You have always been there for me, even when at times I acted that I don't have a family, a partner to go at night just because I was busy making sure that everything was perfect a-

"You don't need to explain to me love! Your support and love is that all I need. You supported me in my lows and highs, listened to me, made me food or did anything I said to you even after you had a long day.." you said and reciprocated his hug before sharing a sweet yet passionate kiss.

"Let's enjoy all the time we have before the Monday Blue's arrive.." He said cheekily before kissing your nose. "Aye, aye my darling!!"

[jbarness]

celeste & daddy day!

a huh, that's new oneshot

pairing: architect!dad!bucky barnes x diner owner!mom!reader x daughter!oc

about: it was supposed to be daddy-daughter day while mommy's running errands.

warnings: language, sad daughter, FLOOOF!! cuteness overload!!!

a/n: this is a oneshot in the same universe as my smau: huh, that's new, but you don't have to read it for you to understand this fic :) i had a lot of fun writing this, i'll probably write more oneshots in the same universe or maybe just anything about dad!bucky. enjoy reading! the photo used for socmed parts is from pinterest. let me know your thoughts about this! reblogs, likes, and comments are always appreciated! <3 *also this is edited, i kinda forgot about a detail about Wanda 😭

❗please DO NOT repost, translate, or copy my works❗

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It was Bucky's day off.

Well, he had a couple of days off and today is just the beginning of it.

Naturally, he wanted to spend those days with his two girls. Unfortunately, you had a lot of errands to run since you do have that diner, plus you had to pay the bills and buy food for your family. So, you suggested that your husband and daughter spend the day together, just the two of them. And so, he planned their day, starting with a yummy breakfast that he, himself will make. After that, he planned to play with her and her toys, then maybe watch some movies. Then he'd take her, along with their dog,  bakrie to the park for some ice cream and just to run around and play on the playground, then they'd make dinner for mommy.

Grabbing your things, you passed by your two favorite people, "enjoy your day together, my babies!" you placed all of the things you needed for the day in your bag.

Celeste, your 4 year old daughter, laughed and looked up at her father, "hehehe mommy called you a baby too!" 

"Yeah? Well I am her first baby,” Bucky said, smirking at your child, making her look up at you with shock and betrayal written all over her face. "What?!" she shrieked.

You laughed at your daughter's reaction, "daddy's just kidding, dolly. Now, c'mon and gimme a hug before I go," you crouched down and opened your arms as she ran to you. You hugged her tiny body tightly and kissed her chubby cheeks.

When you stood up, Bucky grabbed your waist and kissed your cheeks, whispering a goodbye, doll. I love you, which you returned. He picked up Celeste who was waving at you, "bye mommy, stay safe!"

"You too, C. Watch your daddy while I'm gone, yeah?" you winked at her, making her raise her fist in excitement, "yeah!" Bucky chuckled and shook his head at his two girls before giving you another kiss goodbye. 

After watching you drive away, Bucky and Celeste went back inside their home. it's a simple two-storey home that Bucky himself had planned for you and your growing family. You and Bucky moved in after your honeymoon, almost 6 years ago. It's situated just outside of the city, a bit further away from your jobs, but at least now, you have your own place.

Some years ago, before you met Bucky Barnes, you lived with 4 other people you considered as your siblings (though one of them is actually your adoptive brother).

The said adoptive brother, Peter, is now a successful engineer and a very caring Uncle to your sweet Celeste. After you and Bucky moved out, you transferred the name of the apartment to him, so he now lives there with his long-term girlfriend, MJ, and sometimes Pietro.

Well... Pietro travels a lot due to his job. you honestly don't know what he's up to now, last thing you remember is that he's a youtuber who rarely comes home. It must pay a lot, you thought, since you see that his vlogs are out of the country.

Anyways, his twin sister, Wanda, is someone you also used to live with. She still works for you as a manager in your diner, but she moved out of the apartment just months ago, ever since she found out she's finally with child. She and her husband, Vision, found a house in your neighborhood and now lives a block away from you and your family.

Another person you used to live with is Natasha. she used to work for you too, in your diner, before she discovered her passion in life, which is fashion. Now, she's a rising name in the fashion industry, and you couldn't be prouder. She's also married to Bucky's best friend, Steve, and they both live in the same apartment that she moved into way back when they were still just boyfriend-girlfriend.

Now, you and Bucky, that's a long story. The important part is that years ago, both of you finally came to your senses and got together. After a few months together, Bucky moved into your big ass apartment, then he bought you a dog, then a ring, made you a house, and gave you your precious dolly, C.

"So, what do you wanna do today, C?" asked Bucky. The little girl tapped her pointer finger to her chin, thinking of what game she wanted to play with her daddy.

She jumped and clapped her hands, "let's play dinosaurs, dragons, and princesses!"

Her father smiled, "ooh, that sounds fun!"

Celeste ran to her room for Bucky to follow. After an hour of running around — with some toys and improvised costumes — both inside and outside of the house, Bucky decided that it was time to have a little break. The duo went to their kitchen to get some snacks and drinks before deciding to watch a movie for now. 

Halfway into the movie, Bucky's phone rang, a sound that Celeste hated since it always keeps her mommy and daddy away from her. Celeste gave her father a look of disappointment, something that Bucky thinks she learned from her Uncle Steve. He promised her that it will be really quick and that they don't have to pause the movie.

Bucky went to the kitchen, where he can talk to whoever is calling, properly, "hey, what's up?... what?... it's my day off..." he looked at his daughter who was enjoying the music sequence of the movie they were watching, "can't anyone else do it? I'm with my daughter...well, can I bring her?...what?...fine, I'm on my way."

He sighed and rubbed his temples before walking back to the living room to his singing daughter. Celeste stopped singing as she looked at her dad who had an apologetic look on his face, but to her, it was a look saying that her daddy needs to go to the restroom. 

Before she could say anything, her dad spoke up, "hey C, umm, daddy has to do something at work today. So I'm gonna drop you off at unky Stevie's, okay?"

She pouted, tears forming in her eyes, "but it's Celeste and daddy day."

He felt extremely bad. He wanted to cry knowing that he was the reason that his precious dolly is sad, "I know, sorry honey. I'm really really sorry. I'm gonna make it up to you okay?" he said, tucking her hair behind her ear.

"You promise?" she sniffled.

He showed her his pinky which she locked her tiny pinky with, "I promise dolly. Tomorrow, I’ll be with you and mommy for the whole day. Now let's get you dressed up to see Unky Stevie and Aunt Natty."

It was a 10-minute drive to the Romanoff-Roger's apartment complex. Bucky entertained his 4-year-old by playing her playlist called "Celeste's cool playlist" which she named herself. She's really proud of it too. 

When they arrived, Celeste brought her cute little backpack containing her favorite doll from her Uncle Pietro, some clothes Bucky packed for her, a few snacks, a bottle of water, her crayons, and some paper which she insisted to bring since she wanted to color with her aunt and uncle.

"Hey C! you look very pretty today," Steve greeted, picking her up.

She gave him a toothy grin, "thanks Uncky Stevie. You look pretty today too!"

"Thank you sweetie. Do you wanna see Aunt Natty?" he asked, making the little girl nod excitedly, "go ahead, she's in the kitchen."

Steve sighed heavily at his friend, "I love my godchild, I really do, but I also have to work later. Why couldn't you just bring her to Pepper? At least there, she could play with Morgan."

"I would, but they're still in Hawaii," Bucky sighed. "Anyways, I packed all her stuff in the backpack she's wearing. And you know she's not choosy with food, so you can feed her whatever is available for lunch. Just text me when you need to leave, I'll try to get out ASAP." he instructed, giving him an apologetic look.

Steve nodded as Bucky spoke again, "oh, and don't--"

"Don't tell Y/N, okay I got it."

"Thanks, I owe you one!"

Bucky called his daughter again to hug and kiss her goodbye. He thanked Natasha when he saw her and wished her to have a safe flight before leaving the apartment.

Steve looked at his wife and godchild who are now back in the living room, watching some cartoons. He loves his godchild. He loves spoiling her, taking care of her, and spending time with her. He really did want to spend the rest of the day with her. But...he has site visits later.

"So, C... what do you wanna eat for lunch?" Steve asked her as he sat down beside her.

"Aunt Natty's burgers!" Celeste cheered, causing the couple to laugh.

Steve dramatically gasped, "what about Uncky Stevie's burgers? You don’t like them?"

"Aunt Natty's is cheesier."

So the three made burgers for lunch which they ate while watching Celeste's cartoons. Celeste was quite chatty. Growing up with talkative and energetic parents, aunts, and uncles will do that to you. 

She's such a bright kid too. She tries to make sense of everything that's happening around her. That's why when her Uncky Steve's phone started ringing, she immediately got sad and clingy, knowing that the phone would make her Uncky Stevie go away too.

"Aww C, I have to answer this," Steve said, looking at the little girl apologetically.

Celeste pouted and let go of his arm hesitantly. She climbed on to her Aunt Natty's lap and hugged her as Steve walked away to answer his phone.

"Hello?...fuck is it 1pm already?...okay fine, i'll meet you guys there," Steve grabbed all the things he needed before going back to the living room where the girls are still watching tv.

"Uncky Steve, are you leaving too?" Celeste asked, pouting.

Steve frowned at the sight, he didn't want to leave his favorite (and only) godchild. How could Bucky and Y/N leave this little girl everyday to go to work?, he thought. "I have to, C. But you'll be staying with Aunt Natty. I'll bring you more burgers and donuts when I next see you, kay?"

The little girl sighed, "m'kay."

Natasha walked to her husband, leading him out of earshot and leaving Celeste on the couch, "I have to go to the airport at 2pm. I hope you or Bucky will be back by then."

Steve gave his wife an apologetic look, "sorry babe, the earliest I could do is 4:30. You should call Buck or Wanda? just don't tell Y/N."

"Don't tell Y/N that her child is with us?"

Steve raised his hands in surrender, "don't blame me, Bucky told me that."

"I swear, Steven Grant Rogers, if you ever do this with our own kid and not tell me where they are and who they're with, I fucking swear I'll break your neck," Nat said, pointing her pointer finger to Steve's face.

Steve nodded, "I know, babe. Be safe, okay? Call me when you land."

After kissing his wife and hugging his godchild goodbye, Steve went to work. Meanwhile, it is 1:21pm on the clock and Natasha is freaking out about where and who she could leave Celeste with. 

"Aunt Natty, can you do my hair?" Celeste spoke, pulling Natasha's attention from her phone to the child. 

Natasha placed her phone down, beside her on the couch, and sat the little girl on her lap, facing her. "Okay ducky, how do you want it?" 

Celeste pointed to her hair, "like your hair."

Nat smiled at the little version of you, "of course, ducky."

Braiding the hair of an excited Celeste is quite hard. She's very jumpy and talkative, always turning her head to look at Natasha who was behind her. 

She'll never admit it, but Natasha sometimes imagines that her ducky, Celeste, is her own. She wants to have one soon but due to her career that's just getting started, she and Steve agreed to have one when she gets used to everything that comes with her career. But with Celeste being around all the time, it's getting harder to not want a baby.

Celeste is now getting annoyed with all the phone ringing wherever she goes. She looked at her Aunt with knitted eyebrows and a pout, trying to be mad but ended up looking all cute. "Look, ducky, it's your dad!" Natasha said, making Celeste smile and press the answer button herself.

"Hey Nat, is Celeste okay?"

"Yes, I am. Hi daddy!"

"Oh hey dolly! Are you having fun with Uncky Stevie and Aunt Natty?"

"Uncky Stevie left."

"Aww sorry sweetie. Daddy's also trying to work as fast as I can. Could you hand the phone to Aunt Natty?"

After handing the phone back to her Aunt, Natasha went to the kitchen so that she could be out of earshot. "Hey, I'm leaving for Paris soon."

It’s her 2nd time attending Paris Fashion Week, and she didn’t want to not be there. Natasha’s been looking forward to this all month, she even finished packing all of her bags after she received the news that she was going. The last thing she wanted to do is to not catch her plane.

"I know, ugh. I can't pick her up until 4. Could you please drive her to the diner, to Wanda? if Wanda is available. Y/N should be done with her errands at the diner."

"Yeah, I'll check. I'll drop her off on my way to the airport."

"Thanks Nat. And don't tell Y/N"

"Barnes, if you do this again to my godchild, I'll hunt you down and snap your neck, I swear."

"I won't, I promise."

After she messaged Wanda, Natasha started to put her bags out, making Celeste run to her Aunt and hug her legs. "don't leave me, Aunt Natty," Celeste started crying and soaking Natasha's pants. 

Natasha, who was also tearing up, seeing her godchild like that, picked her up and wiped her tears. "Ducky, no. I'm not leaving you alone. We're going to see Aunt Wan's in the diner."

"Oh. Okay," Celeste started placing her things back in her backpack, still sniffling a little. Natasha snapped a quick photo of her adorable godchild.

A cab took the two to the diner. Natasha distracted the girl a bit so that Celeste wouldn't cry when she went. 

When they arrived at the diner, it was full of customers. Natasha asks the cab driver to wait for a while for her. The waiters and waitresses greeted the two with a smile which Celeste excitedly returned. When she saw her Aunt Wanda, who was behind the counter, she ran to her and hugged her legs. 

"Hi, Auntie Wanda!"

"Oh hey, Les! I love your braids!"

Celeste pointed to Nat, "Aunt Natty did them!"

Wanda nodded, giving the girl some fries she prepared for her. Natasha sat her up on a stool, not letting go of her.

"As you can see, I'm very busy," Wanda told Nat.

Natasha nodded, "Mhm, mhm. It's kinda hard to ignore. I really need to be at the airport right now though. Don't worry, Bucky said that he'll be able to pick her up by 4."

"Aunt Natty, you're leaving?" Celeste asked.

"Fine, I'll just call Pietro, maybe he's upstairs. have a safe flight." Wanda side-hugged Natasha.

Natasha grimaced, "I'm sorry, ducky. Aunt Natty has to be in Paris for a week. But I'll make sure to bring you something back, okay? Do you want some shoes and dresses?"

Celeste smiled and nodded excitedly, "yeah!"

"Then Aunt Natty will bring them to you when I get back, okay? I'll miss you, ducky."

Celeste hugged her Aunt, "I'll miss you too, Aunt Natty."

"Oh and don't tell Y/N, according to Bucky," Nat told Wanda.

"Oh if Vision ever did this--"

Nat smirked, "I know right?"

When Natasha left, Wanda made sure to stay at the counter so that she could see Celeste who was still on the stool. Celeste's a good company. She told her Auntie Wanda about all the games she would play with Billy and Tommy when she sees them again. 

When Celeste was distracted with her milkshake, Wanda called her brother. "Pietro, why the hell won't you reply to my messages?"

"Sis it's midnight here...I think? What the hell, why are you calling?" Pietro replied, sleepily.

"Midnight? Where are you?"

"Japan."

"What?! Since when?"

"Since 3 months ago!"

"What?! How come I didn't know?"

"Because you don't actually read the messages I sent to you?"

"What? I so read them!"

"Really? Then why am I here?"

"Cause, you're vlogging," Wanda asked with a 'duh' tone

"I'm making a movie! See! You never read my messages!" 

"Okay, maybe I haven't been paying attention a lot lately, but I need someone to babysit C right now so I have to go. I'll talk to you soon."

Pietro yawned, "mhm, kay." 

She has a lot of questions for her brother right now, but she has to look for someone who can watch Celeste for one more hour. 

"Maximoff!" someone yelled as they entered the glass door.

Wanda released a sigh of relief, "Sam! Thank goodness you're here!"

"No need to thank goodness, Wan. I just wanna have my usual to go. I'm still moving some things to my new place."

"Uncky Sam!" Celeste waved excitingly to her Uncle.

Sam walked up to her and carried her, "Hey C! Didn't know you're here."

"Yeah, Y/N's doing errands, Bucky had to go to work, then Steve had to go to work, then Nat had to go to Paris and now I have to work too," Wanda explained.

Celeste yawned, "can we play Uncky Sammy?"

"Aww Les, aren't you tired?" Sam asked, brushing her hair with his fingers.

Celeste shook her head and yawned again, "no, not tired, Uncky Sammy."

"Please watch her for a while. Bucky will be here at around 4, that's in an hour. I really need to get back to the kitchen," Wanda pleaded.

"But my girl's waiting for me in the apartment," Sam whined.

Celeste became teary-eyed for the nth time today, "you don't want to play with me, Uncky Sammy?"

Sam panicked, "what? I--No! Uncky Sammy wants to play with C! What do you wanna play?" 

Wanda smirked, "well, Les, Auntie Wanda's gonna be in the kitchen okay? Do you want any food?"

Celeste smiled and shook her head, "thank you, Auntie Wanda."

Sam texted his girl to just come by the diner as well since he can't bring Celeste to their new apartment. It's still quite messy, besides, Boinky will be fetching her at the diner soon. See, it's moving day for Sam and his girlfriend of 1 year. They moved into a new apartment that is convenient for both of them which is close to both their jobs. so, for the whole day, they're just moving some stuff around and placing their things where they belong. Sam just dropped by the diner to get some food for the both of them.

He later joined Celeste in coloring, when his girl arrived and sat next to them on the stool. He even messed with the little girl, almost coloring something with the wrong color. 

"No Uncky Sam! The sky is blue, not orange," Celeste laughed at her uncle who seems to not know colors.

Sam chuckled, "my bad, C. I thought this was blue," he said pointing to the orange crayon.

Celeste laughed again, "you're silly Uncky Sammy! That’s called orange."

After a few more Celeste & Uncky Sammy masterpieces, Celeste became tired, almost fell asleep while coloring. Sam carried her, so she could fall asleep on his shoulders instead of the table.

Sam saw Wanda walking back to the counter with Peter, "aww baby C! here, I can take her off your hands, Sam," Peter offered.

"Why didn't you come here sooner, kid?" Sam said, handing over a sleepy Celeste to Peter.

"Uncky Pete!" Celeste said sleepily, wrapping her arms around Peter's neck. 

Once Peter was carrying her, he stroked her hair to make her fall asleep, "hey C," Peter said softly, "I'll bring you to the apartment, you can sleep on your mom's old bed."

Peter looked at Sam and Wanda, "you guys didn't tell me you need help babysitting. I've been staring at the ceiling all day."

"Yeah, it's a long story, just take her up," Wanda said, giving Celeste's backpack to Peter. "bye-bye Celeste. oh and Pete, don't tell Y/N." Peter nodded.

"Bye C, I'll see you again soon," Sam said softly before saying goodbye to the two and leaving with his girlfriend.

Peter took her to his apartment just above the diner. He put her down on your old bed gently and placed a blanket over the sleeping girl. 

Peter decided to cook some early dinner for himself and his girlfriend MJ who will return from work soon. The two of them have been living together ever since you and Bucky moved out and they've been together for a few months longer. They were usually Celeste's babysitters so Peter was confused as to why Bucky didn't leave Celeste with him today. 

The knock on his door pulled him out of his thoughts, so he opened it. "Peter, thank you so much for watching Celeste."

Bucky walked inside and grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge. "dude are you okay?" Peter asked his brother-in-law who was breathing heavily on his stool.

Bucky nodded, catching his breath, "there was no parking nearby so I parked by that bookstore and ran all the way here."

"That's like five blocks away."

"Trust me, I know." Bucky replied, still catching his breath, "so...where is she?"

Peter pointed to their old room, "sleeping."

Bucky went inside their old room to see his daughter who was stirring awake. "Daddy!" 

"Hey, dolly. See? I'm back." Bucky said, opening his arms.

Celeste ran to her father to give him a tight hug, "I promised you some ice cream at the park today, didn't I?"

The little girl pulled away to nod her head, "you said I could have one in a cone!"

"Mhm! So why don't you go over there to your Uncky Pete and say thank you for taking care of you, okay?"

Celeste ran to her Uncle to give him a big hug. Peter carried her to kiss her cheek, "visit again soon, okay?" he said, making the girl nodded.

The father-daughter duo went back down to thank Wanda for watching Celeste. After that, they went to the park to get the ice cream her daddy had promised her. Bucky sat on the grass, while Celeste sat on her father's lap, telling him stories of what happened after he went.

"Then Aunt Natty did my hair like her hair!"

"Ahh, that's why it looks different!" Bucky said, acting surprised for his daughter.

He wiped some ice cream off her cheeks as she continued her story, "yeah! And she told me she will buy me dresses and shoes when she gets back!"

Bucky shook his head, chuckling, at the thought of his daughter being spoiled by her aunts and uncles. "Oh! And daddy, Auntie Wanda told me that I can play with Billy and Tommy next weekend!" she said while licking her ice cream.

"Scheduling your own playdates, huh, dolly?"

"It gets sad when you and mommy are away, daddy. Polly doesn't like playing with me," Celeste said, referring to her babysitter.

"Aww dolly, I'm sorry," Bucky said, wiping ice cream from her face.

Celeste nodded her head in understanding, "daddy, daddy."

"Yeah, dolly?"

"When Billy and Tommy are are both brothers. When can I have one?" Celeste looked up at her daddy with her big, innocent eyes.

"Well...do you want a brother or sister?" Bucky asked cautiously as Celeste nodded her head eagerly.

"Yes! Yes, daddy! I want a brother and sister!" 

"Brother and sister huh?"

"Yes! so we can have a big happy family!" The little girl said, even doing some hand gestures, spreading her short arms as wide as she can, to make sure her dad gets her point.

"We can talk about that with mommy later," Bucky said, holding Celeste and carrying her as he stood up. "Now let's go home and make some dinner for mommy."

Celeste continued her story as Bucky drove home. He noticed how his daughter would repetitively say brother and sister, obviously not letting go of the idea. 

When they arrived home, your car still wasn't in the garage. He and Celeste walked inside and started to get the ingredients of your favorite dinner out, which they planned to cook. With Bucky as the head chef and Celeste as the sous-chef, they were able to create the dish quite quickly and nicely.

"Ooooh! don't tell me that's mommy's favorite dish!" you said, smelling the air in your kitchen as you walked in.

"It is your favorite mommy!" Celeste said, running to you and jumping into your arms, making you carry her.

Errands day is always the most exhausting day of the month for you. You had to run from one building to another for a whole day. You always just look forward to seeing your daughter and husband in your house, just like every day. 

"Okay! It's finished! And I've already prepared the table too. So all you have to do is eat," Bucky said, walking over to you and your daughter. He kissed your cheek and hugged the both of you while he's still in his apron.

Bucky carried the grocery bags you brought inside and placed them on the counter temporarily. He pulled your designated seat for you and Celeste too.

"Aww Bucky, this looks so good!" you told Bucky as you got some food on your plate.

Bucky hummed, "well of course it looks good! Celeste helped me make them!" 

You looked at your daughter who was nodding proudly, "yes mommy! Daddy couldn't have done it without me!" 

You laughed, "yes, honey, I couldn't have done it without you. But where did you learn that phrase?" Bucky asked.

Celeste shrugged, "movie."

"So what else did you do with daddy today?" you asked as you ate.

"I played dragons, dinosaurs, and princesses with daddy! And I won! Then we watched a movie, then-"

Bucky cleared his throat, "why don't you tell mommy about a brother and sister, dolly?"

You shot Bucky a confused look, "what?"

Looking at your daughter, she seemed excited. "Mommy! I want brothers and sisters!"

You coughed, almost spitting out the food you were chewing. "...What?"

"Can I have a brother and sister? Please mommy?" she asked with her adorable pout and puppy dog eyes.

"You really want siblings, baby?"

"Yeah! like Billy and Tommy!"

"Your dad and I have to talk about it first."

"But I'm ready to be a big sister now, mommy! I promise! I'll be good, and I'll play with them all the time! And I can share my food too and my toys!"

You nodded, still a bit confused as to why you're having this conversation. "I know you are, baby. You're gonna be a great big sister!"

The rest of dinner, the three of you...well more like just Celeste, talked about having siblings. You tried to stir the conversation in another way but your daughter can't seem to let go of the topic. 

After cleaning up in the kitchen and dining room, you took Celeste to the bathroom to wash her. You could tell she's getting quite tired but that didn't stop her from talking more about her future siblings. 

"I get to tuck her in tonight since you already spent the whole day with her," you told Bucky.

Bucky agreed, feeling quite nervous. He knows that his daughter could talk and rat him out. He's guessing, maybe Celeste won't get those siblings after his wife finds out what happened today.

Celeste gave her dad a hug and kiss good night before you and her went to her room. Once you dimmed the lights, you tucked her in her bed.

"So, C. You didn't finish telling me about your day with daddy," you asked her. 

Celeste is a very talkative girl. And of course, you knew that, so you prepared yourself to hear every single detail of her day. 

And so she told you her whole day. Every. Single. Detail.

"Your daddy did what?"

♡ bb 4ever ♡

@whatrambles

[braverytattoos]

Hi :)

I don't mind cleaning up people's mess; it's the hoping I continue to enjoy it that matters. What kind of field are you in? That Harry gif? Total heart eyes! I'm not so much a fan of tofu, how did you grow to love that meal so much? And it had to be comforting to ride in an Uber who looked like your friend, haha. My sister found mine where she lives, and my nieces went running up to her. Strange!

Question time!

What’s the best thing you’ve read recently? (fic, news story, comment) 

What character from a movie/book/show do you relate to the most and why? 

What’s your favorite Liam gif? 

Have yourself a merry day!

-HP

good for you hp, not being bothered by other people's messes is a skill i do not have 😭 i work in legislative stuff, like permits and all that kinda thing. whats your job?? i learned to love tofu because i dont eat any animal products so to me tofu is yummy!

im counting this as recently cause i reread it this year but tired tired sea, its the best fic of all time!

ummm wednesday addams for sure, and not cause shes popular now (i literally have her face tattooed on my arm) but i just relate to her personality, idk what that says about me lol

okok liam gif, this is the one i thought of right away. him a louis were always such little shits on stage

[euphoricfilter]

Ah so many good replies to my recent asks! Thank you! Not me asking for it and then feeling sad about the contract ending and the relationship for the contract ask lol it’s an interesting concept but oof it hurt a lil lol. My hollyhomburg thoughts kinda going everywhere lol. And I ask you for thoughts like 3 times, sorry lol. Yeah, I’ve read hollyhomburg’s fic! One of my favorite writers. They said the next ch is going to be smutty so 👀 I love their smut in bily but they space it out more which is nice too. The fluff is also super cute. And the angst is top tier. I’ve teared up to it a few times. Their omegaspace stuff is so good and written the most I’ve read in bts omega verse fics. Mc is so cute especially during it. The Namjoon feeding her on her lap and then lightly scruffing her part ahh omg. I love the casual dominance!! I wanted to ask you about it but idk if you’d know what I meant lol Please share some thoughts on it! I kinda want that bc I find it hard to take care of myself with food, water, and sleep ;^; Collars is a holy grail ch omg! it’s written so well for a concept I love. I follow them on Twitter and read some good member x members fics based on their likes. I’m too scared to check their nsfw account hmm even though I think they’re pretty. The snake top pic omg. I just want to imagine them as cute :( But not them saying mc’s heat will come closer to the end of the series TT I’m hoping we’ll get to see the others in rut and heat soon at least. The tae and Jimin in the car scene omg. Slick drunk Namjoon with his chain collar and leash. The spanking ch esp bc yoongi uses mc’s thighs and we first get to see slick drunk Namjoon. I can’t wait to read when mc can fit him. The few ideas she wrote that Namjoon is so big. It makes his pups quiet and dumb during cockwarming omg. I crave a full on puppy hobi scene with mc there too. But it’s still slow burn between them. It’s so torturous but good. Please share thoughts on puppy hobi and mc with Namjoon and Jin dom! Omg dom Jin is so good here. I also thought the full alpha bts pack would include omega mc but it’s cute as is too. Please share thoughts on thus! Tae’s story and poems. Mc’s development TT NOODLE best boi! Too bad he doesn’t like all of the pack, but the reasoning is nice :/ How could they make it that noddle doesn’t like Yoongi though?! I want to imagine Yoongi with a cat since we haven’t seen it irl :/ It’s such a masterpiece omg! -🖤

IM SORRY AVOUT THE CONTRACT ASK LMAO

ahhh i’ve been reading bily since the first chapter and i’m so excited for the next one!!!!!!! their writing is always so pretty ahhhh

the m/c and namjoon’s recent date was cute as well AND NOODLE IS A WHOLE BABY i’d have thought that maybe because the m/c and yoongi are bonded noodle would have warmed up to yoongi more

i’ve really enjoyed the series so far though! it was always nice to wake up to the new chapter and i don’t usually read slow burn fics because i’m extremely impatient and like to be able to finish a series in like 2 or 3 sittings. however! bily is definitely one of my favorite stories on tumblr!

i love the idea of just being taken care of, it can be really hard sometimes to remember to do everything by yourself and making sure that you’re healthy, i’d sell a kidney to just have someone do all of the hard bits for me 😭

ahh i haven’t followed them on twitter maybe i should do that!!!!

i’m interested in the way they plan to write the rut/ bear scenes especially since i think a lot of the big stuff if happening towards the end of the series!! i’ll wait though because i know it’s going to be good. it’ll be interesting to see everyone’s dynamics while all in that situation rather than 3-4 of them at a time

JIMIN AND TAE CAR SCENE I SCREAMED

there’s something so yummy about the m/c physically being too small to take namjoon and you just know it’s going to be so so good when she finally can

m/c x puppy hobi would be really interesting to see but as it stands we’re still slowly working towards their relationship 😭

i think puppy hobi is really cute and somehow really fits his character. i also love the dynamic between namjoon and the m/c, just broad alpha who’s really trying his best to keep everyone together and slowly learning how to love the m/c the way she needs to be loved is so precious. now i love the m/c x jin even more HES SO I DONT EVEN HAVE THE WORDS EXCEPT YES PLEASE jin is just so yummy and i love how he loves the m/c and just always seems to know what’s best and he’s firm but not pushy

the m/c’s development has been slow but when you look back on earlier chapters shes come so far!!!! and i love tae’s character she’s so precious and her whole storyline has been so interesting to read about and now that she’s come out IM SO EXCITED FOR MOMMY TAE IM GONNA SCREAM

bily is definitely a masterpiece and will remain one of my favorite fics i’ve ever read!

[dreamii-yume]

OH SHIT YUME ITS THE TWEELS BIRTHDAY! We know that everyone is horny as fuck for the birthday boys so why dont we have some sweet crumbs to balance the spice? I give you all creative freedom and access to the sugar stock!

Yume is still crying in disbelief that she got the tweels birthday wrong omg

“Aah~”

Chewing on the piece of cake you innocently plopped inside your mouth, you blinked as Floyd suddenly leaned towards you, opening his mouth in anticipation. You were clueless at what to do at first, Floyd definitely looked like he was expecting you to know so it got you sweating a little bit. However, as his body childish swung from side to side and multiple glances over to the cake you’re eating, you got a rough idea. Scooping out another piece, you gestured this one to him and allowed him to take the bite. “Here you go.” You said, lighting up as Floyd happily took it.

“So yummy~!” Floyd said with his mouth full, cream left on his cheek as he excitedly bounced in his seat. Seeing how much of a child your senior is, it made you smile in a way as he actually looks rather innocent to you right now. “I don’t know what you’re doing but for some reason, everything that Little Shrimpy feeds me tastes so much more delicious~!”

“How do you do that, Little Shrimpy~? Tell me, tell me~! Is it magic?” Floyd cooed, leaning closer to you and opening up his mouth again. “More, more~! Feed me more~!”

“I don’t think it’s magic though? I can’t even use that...” You sweatdropped but proceeded to feed the excited twin more pieces of cake, enjoying the way his cheeks would move as he chew. You have no clue what he was trying to imply but you decided to go along with him for now. You grabbed a tissue nearby and wiped away excess cream near his lips which earned you a boyish giggle from the guy.

Floyd seemed a bit more energetic than usual, probably because it’s his and his brother’s birthday. You find it really cute actually, he was usually the clingiest one out of the two but today, he just seem like he wanted to be spoiled rotten. Of course, you don’t really have the reason to deny that kind of request so you didn’t mind at all.

“Floyd, you shouldn’t casually cling onto (Y/N)-san like that...” A voice far calmer than Floyd’s rung in the room and looking up met you face to face with his brother, Jade. He was wearing the same outfit as him, signifying that this day is not only special for just one person. Despite having the same face, Jade was much more refined than his twin, his signature smile still painted a smile on his face as he stepped inside. “You’re going to bother her in this case.”

“Eeh~ Don’t be a killjoy, Jade! It’s fine, it’s fine~!” Floyd said as he suddenly wrapped his arms around you, startling you slightly to the point that you almost dropped the plate of cake you were holding. “Little Shrimpy looks like she’s having fun too though~”

“How about you try to acting a little carefree too, Jade~? It’s our birthday, after all~!” Floyd suggested, laughing as he nuzzled against you. “Little Shrimpy thinks so too, right~?”

“Of course! Jade-senpai should just relax on his special day too!” Jade could only blink at those words, seeing as you smiled at him. He looked to the side, placing his hand on his mouth as if he was thinking deeply. He watched as you plopped another piece of cake inside Floyd’s mouth, his brother looking so ecstatic during all of it that it startled Jade for a bit. His brother had never been this close to someone other than him and Azul before, let alone a mere human like you. So, suffice to say that he’s caught off-guard, he always thought Floyd was just playing with you.

“...Well then, if you don’t mind...” Jade said, a smile gracing his features as he gracefully sat beside you and Floyd, his posture fine and well-trained. Your mouth couldn’t help but to open, dumbfounded as the usually serious and cunning Jade Leech turned to you and closed his eyes before opening his mouth. The slight blush appearing on his cheeks was proof that he wasn’t used to such actions.

You blinked as your mind went blank for a second, but a sweat dropped down your forehead. This was kind of...You can’t find the right words to say but seeing Jade with his eyes close and mouth open, looking all vulnerable like this without instructing you on what to do, it made your heart race. He looked quite erotic too, not that you’ll ever say it out loud. Meanwhile, Floyd shifted beside you, pouting. “Eh, what are you doing, Jade? If you want Little Shrimpy to feed you, you gotta wait for your turn!” Floyd whined. “Get your own cake too!”

However, despite the constant whines of his brother, Jade remained his position, patiently waiting for your move which only irked his other half. Because of this, you couldn’t help but to giggle, lifting up another piece of cake towards him. “Here you go.” You said, the fork reaching inside his mouth, the sweet taste of the cake engulfed his taste buds.

The taste actually captured Jade off-guard, it still has the same flavor as the cake he had before but somehow, it felt special. Opening up his eyes and seeing your gentle smile directed at him was magically adding more spice to the food. Floyd was right, simple food does taste better when you’re the one who’s feeding it to him. What a mystery, you even had Jade this stumped about it.

“Eh!? Little Shrimpy, you traitor! That was supposed to be for me~!” Floyd whined louder as he began to shake your shoulders. “You’re already cheating on me, that’s so unfair! Little Shrimpy~!”

You nervously giggled at Floyd’s outburst, slowly becoming dizzy on the way he was racking your body. “S-Sorry, I’ll give the next bite to you, okay...?” You said, just to calm him down but was met with nothing but puffed cheeks as response from the guy. You resorted into patting his head as the final line of defense, luckily, Floyd accepted such gesture and nuzzled closer to you, muttering about stuff.

Covering his mouth as he chewed the sweet cake, Jade had turned his eyes on your every move. “...It’s delicious.” He said, making you turn your head towards him. “Can I please have more?”

“No-“

“Gladly!” You said, scooping another piece and before the whining eel on your shoulders could complain about it, Jade already went forward and bit the cake off the fork. You felt bad for betraying Floyd once again but Jade genuinely looked happy being fed like this. He was less messier than his brother but somehow, just at this moment, he carries the same childish energy around him. It was endearing and you couldn’t help it.

...But then again, you felt the hands around you tighten which sent shivers down your spine. “...Little Shrimpy, you’re such a liar.” You heard Floyd right at your ear, his voice sounding a little less enthusiastic and you knew from past experience that it’s never a good thing. He puffed his cheeks, scrunching his eyebrows down. “I can’t trust you anymore! Hmph!”

“E-Eh...Floyd-senpai...?” Though he said that and looked away from you, he never let go of your body. It’s funny actually, it seems like he wanted to sulk but his body is just refusing to leave from yours. Anyway, it’s not good to keep Floyd in this mood, so you tried to shift your attention back to him again. You gestured another piece of cake in his direction but the guy just refuses to look back at you, pouting all the way. You sweatdropped, this was definitely going to be a challenge. “H-Here you go, this one is for you, Floyd-senpai~! Aah~!”

Jade smiled at the sight of the stubborn pouting Floyd as he swallowed the cake he received. “(Y/N)-san, if Floyd doesn’t want it then, would it be fine if I could have it?” He said, his smile suddenly contorting into a mischievous smirk which immediately got on Floyd’s nerves. “He doesn’t seem to be in the mood so-“

“Who said I don’t want it!?” Floyd yelled as he aggressively mauled the piece of cake before you could even react. “Arr eath whafever Wittwe Sswiphy fhed mmhe! Ifh ghod!”

You sweatdropped. “I didn’t have a single clue on what you said but you might choke, so eat slowly, okay?” You nervously giggled, patting Floyd’s head, feeling his mood getting lighter with the way he nuzzled back onto you again.

Jade gave a chuckle as well before scooting closer to you. You glanced at what he was going to do, only for you and Floyd to flinch when he dropped his head onto your other shoulder. “...I can see why Floyd is always wrapping his arms around you.” He said, closing his eyes in relaxation as if he was just at a warm fireplace. He turned to look at you, in which induced a small blush on your cheeks, especially when he gave a gentle smile. “You’re very warm.”

Ah, what a different side to Jade that you have come to see this special day. He was someone you were unable to read from the very first day, the only times his true emotions let out is when it’s so blatantly obvious that he was going to commit yet under shady business. But this time, you saw another side to him, an unexpected gentleness residing in him. It was your first time seeing how vulnerable he is, chuckling by your shoulders like this.

Dare you say that it was actually cute.

“What are you doing, Jade!? This is my spot, you know~!” Floyd puffed his cheeks as he wrapped his arms around your neck, almost to the point of strangling you. “Let go of my Little Shrimpy~”

Jade merely smiled as calmly as ever. “No, I don’t think I want to.” He said and wrapped his arms around your waist as tight as the arms around your neck. “You were the one who said that I should act all carefree just for this day, correct?”

Jade gave him the smuggiest smirk he could give, making his brother growl in response. “So, there’s no harm in having (Y/N)-san to spoil me a little too, right?” He said, tilting his head to the side with a close-eyed smile.

“U-Um...I-I’m kinda getting...” Ah, that’s no use. These twins are definitely in their own little world now, you know them well enough to know that it’s always been like that. The hands on your neck and waist are pulling you on two different directions, you actually feel like you gonna dislocate a bone or two. But ignoring these two’s silly little feud, they genuinely feel a lot more livelier than before and that’s the good thing. Knowing that knowledge alone, you were glad despite how suffocating it felt on your physical body.

Putting the plate of cake down on your lap, you pat the twins’ head, letting them off their steam. Honestly, it was the only gesture you could do without the risk of breaking apart in two. You kinda feel like a mother of two rebellious but lovable children, it’s troublesome but the outcome is just worth the risk. You just hope Azul wouldn’t be too surprise when he opens the door and finds these two eels exceeding over a hundred and ninety centimeter in height crushing on your poor little body. Three bodies are a bit of handful right now.

This fic includes a high risk of Tweels Diabetes! (΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)

[cottoncandyqueersworld]

Please go easy on me....it's been a few years since I've written a story let alone letting someone read my trash writing.

Enjoy ~ 

A long and angry growl from my stomach bubbled audibly against the palm of my hand. On any other day I would have been okay with having to skip breakfast....even if it was getting close to dinner time....but we had been walking all over downtown Chicago. I was rightfully starving. 

" Ugh! I don't think I can go on any longer.....I might die..." I whined, hoping for a reaction from the group but all I got was an irritated response from Kyle. 

 " For the last time we don't have time to stop and eat River.... we're so close to the performance spot and if we're even a minute late they'll -" 

" What IS that smell?..." I asked cutting him off in the process. I began looking around to find where the sickly sweet smell was coming from and then I saw it in all it's glory...Rainbow letters spelled out The Yummy Tummy Co. The soft pink building was just screaming at me to come and sample there sweets. I wiped the drool from my face and whipped my head around and looked up at Kyle 

" We don't HAVE to be at the park until 6ish. It's only 4:15 Ky.....give me half an hour. Quick in and out and I'll meet you guys there. " I even gave him a little pout but it wasn't enough. He crossed his arms like an annoyed parent with there child. I was losing hope until an idea hit me. 

"C'mon I KNOW your hungry too....what if I get you something so your not all cranky when we preform huh? You wanna do your best right?" He raised an eyebrow and sighed. 

"25 minutes and half a dozen blueberry glazed doughnuts.... we'll meet you there." I practically jumped in the air and raced to the bakery, barely doing cars as I crossed the busy street. 

I opened the bakery door and a wave of sweet hit me like a ton of bricks. I felt a twinge of anxiety set in as nobody came to greet me....matter of fact nobody else was there. I was alone.

"Hhheeelllllllllllllllllllllllllooooo?" I called out, sightly annoyed that I was gonna leave empty handed. Right as I was about to turn around I saw a plate of brownies sitting on the corner near the cash register with a free sample sign poking out of one of the many brownies. 

"Well....I don't think much harm will come if I just take a few....right?..." My stomach answered with a growl and I grabbed the plate of brownies and was about to sit down when I figured it would be a good idea to grab a drink too....I was about to play for thousands of people....I wanna sound good for all the lovely ladies out there I thought to myself as I scanned the room for something to drink and then I saw the customer fridge stocked with pops and teas but I had my heart set on the Cookies' n Cream milk. I heard kyles nagging voice in the back of my head saying that I shouldn't be messing with dairy because there wouldn't be time for a bathroom break but I shook the thought out of my head and looked at the clock on the wall... 4:17....oh I definitely have time. I sat down and licked my lips as I examined the feast in front of me. A large plate of brownies and 5 20oz bottles of Cookies'nCream milk. With a big smile on my face I grabbed my first brownie in dug in. 

       This was by far the best tasting ANYTHING I have ever had the pleasure of putting in my mouth. It was still warm and a just a touch under baked so it was extra gooey. The fudgyness of the brownie accompanied by the chocolate chips that seemed to melt in my mouth kept my tastebuds begging for more. After I finished that first brownie I chugged a bit of the milk and before I knew it I had a good system going. I'd take a few bites than take a huge gulp of milk and I continued this for awhile. 

      I began to feel my belly expand around the 5 or 6th brownie. I leaned back against the counter and patted my belly.  I was starting to fill up fast but they tasted ssooo good. I unbuttoned my shorts, giving my belly more room to grow as I chuckled to myself. I was definitely a messy eater. Crumbs and mostly eaten brownie bits scattered all over. I had chocolate stains on my shirt that and the tips of my fingers. No doubt my face was covered in the choclately goodness. A satisfied burp escaped my lips and I gave my belly a little rub as I unzipped my shorts. I could telly belly was getting really bloated but to what extent I didn't know. I've always kinda had this fantasy about making myself as huge as possible. The feeling of my soft jiggly belly and massive thighs was always a little bit of a turn on. I felt my face heat up as I was making myself excited. I moaned as I felt all the brownies making their way through my digestive system. I felt as if I died and went to heaven. But before I could grab another brownie I head footsteps in the distance. My heart dropped. I wasn't alone after all. Before I even had time to react I felt hands bang down on the counter I was sitting infront of. Thank God for the ledge of the counter that was hiding me. I could tell my the groans and angry noises coming from whoever was behind the counter that they weren't pleased with my little snack. 

"Who the fuck ate all the brownies?? Ugh I JUST made them this morning! I didn't even get to try this new recipe.....WHOEVER did this needs to fess up NOW!" The fiery voice demanded. I was hoping for a quick escape since they hadn't noticed me yet since they had come from behind the counter and I was sitting infront of it I was hoping I could just crawl out and quickly make a run for it but my stomach had other plans as a long low growl gave away my position. Shit. I looked up at the same time a very confused pair of thick glasses looked down at me. I felt my face flush. I considered myself a 'smooth talker' when it came to women but she was different. For once I had nothing to say. My mind went blank. She walked around to the front of the counter and I sheepishly stood up. There was a breaf silence until she asked 

" Where they good at least? I've been trying these different recipes and I thought I finally got it right but I wasn't sure so I left them out as free samples" she was looking me up and down. I had forgotten that my shorts were completely undone and I could have easily put a toddler to shame with how messy I had ate them. 

"Y-yeah they were amazing! You should DEFINITELY keep that recipe. " I finally had enough courage to look up at her. She was a hair taller than me, just under 6ft. She had dirty blonde hair that was down framing for face, and the most beautiful sky blue eyes I had ever seen. She had a Beatles shirt on from their '64 would tour, black jeans and combat boots. I felt my face turn another shade of darker red when I realized I had gotten lost in her eyes. 

"I'm Kat" she said with a smile. 

" River......my name's River." I said with a nervous smile. ' Jesus what is wrong with me? Why is she making me so nervous? Why is my heart beating so fast?' my stomach growled breaking my train of thought. 'why on earth am I still hungry???' I sighed and placed a hand on my belly. 

" Guess I'm still kinda hungry.....would you mind if?....I mean I'll pay of course even though they're free samples I'd feel bad...Oh! And all the drinks......" I reached into my back pocket ready to pay the small fortune but I got no response from her regarding a prince. I looked at her again to only see she wasn't even paying attention to my words. No. She was fixated on my belly. her face was a little flushed with what I'd assume was excitement as she was biting her bottom lip. I quickly pulled my shirt down and began to button up my shorts. ' no worded she's staring at you she probably thinks your a fucking fat pig' I thought to myself. She quickly noticed this and her eyes grew wide. 

 " No no no please don't. I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.... Your belly is just so massive.....it's kinda....hot..." She trailed off as she took a step closer. My eyes widened in disbelief. 'hot?? She thinks I'M hot???' damn it. I was at a lose for words again. 

 " You think I'm....hOt?" My voice cracked. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.....

    She nodded her head as she messed with her hair " Yes, very.....but you mentioned you where still hungry?" 

     "Yeah, but I don't think I can eat anymore brownies." I said sheepishly. 

    " Oh? Well lucky for you this is a well stocked bakery. Follow me." With a flip of her hair she  spun around and beckoned me to follow with her finger. How could I say no? I shrugged and without another thought I followed her behind the counter. I could tell things were about to get interesting.