#kinda humiliating for both sides but also very affectionate

[duodipersponsh]

okay, i think i was wrong. not in stating that his accent is exaggerated or unlikely, because i swear it is, but, uh. i think i internalized a very stupid worldview where people's worth is based on how well they study, and of course there's this pinnacle of perfect english as well as any other subject, and it's just shameful to not try to reach it. And apparently that's bullshit, yeah. I don't know, i just saw a post that talked about how cute and genuinely beautiful and LOVABLE someone's english was when they not only mispronounced things but also made grammatical mistakes because the structures of their first and second language were different.. it's not even about chekhov anymore, i just think i forgot to love humanity for a bit. can you show me how to love people's weird idiolects

broke: chekov's accent in star trek: tos is so horribly exaggerated it's not even funny, besides, it doesn't make sense that he would keep such a strong and unchanging accent after months spent on enterprise

woke: chekov is absolutely capable of speaking perfect english. however, he only does that when somebody manages to pronounce his name correctly

[lunamond]

I know this is by no means a new take (especially here on tumblr) but I'm of the very strong opinion that as written, the Acotar series actually provides a lot of evidence that most (if not all) of Rhysand's actions are in some shape or form always about Tamlin. Even his relationship with Feyre is about Tamlin.

A lot of people hold up Acomaf ch54 as this super romantic turning point for Rhys' character, which is incredibly funny to me because to me it only ever cemented the unfathomable levels of homoerotic obsession Rhysand has for Tamlin.

He admits that during Acotar he convinced Amarantha to let him go out of Utm to check on Tamlin and the Spring court, where he then left a decapitated head branded with the Night court symbol, like some weird bat shaped cat.

He also visits for Calamnai. (What are you doing here on the spring sex festival night, Rhysss?!? He isn't going to pick you!)

Obviously his meeting with Tamlin in Acotar is a classic for any Tamsand fan, his voice is a "lover's caress," he demands Tamlin call him Rhys instead of Rhysand for old times' sake (???!!), he threatenes Feyre‘s life to make Tamlin get on his knees and specifically fixates on her sexual thoughts about Tamlin.

When he kisses her utm to cover up Tamlin‘s scent, she also weirdly remarks on the fact that Rhysand can still taste Tamlin, which... is quite the odd thing to point out, if I'm meant to believe he is only interested in Feyre.

He also has literally admitted, to Feyre herself no less, that his weird roofy lapdance humiliation of her utm was specifically to upset Tamlin.

It just screams of "if I can't have you than I'm going to make your life miserable and steal your girl" behavior.

All his posturing in front of Feyre, presenting himself as the most powerful HL, the prettiest, the best and most just ruler, etc just comes across as him desperately trying to prove how much better he is than Tamlin, which obvs was intended to make him appear more attractive as the new love interest, but quite frankly it just seems kinda pathetic (I mean this affectionately, especially in the context of Tamsand. But eve beyond the ship, I just really adore pathetic fictional men).

Even in Acofas, he cannot stay away from the Spring court, he claims he needs to go there for diplomatic reasons, but he literally has courtiers? He has send both Cassian and Lucien on diplomatic missions before? Why would he personally need to go?

But, when he meets with Tamlin, he tells him that being with Feyre (his mate and supposedly love of his life?!) isn't enough, and he tries to goad Tamlin into a fight. (He wants to wrestle him so bad it makes him look stupid fr). When Tamlin doesn‘t respond like Rhysand hopes, he gets disappointed and dejected. Later, he returns and cooks Tamlin food, an action that has been explicitly romantically coded in this series...

Also, as a side note throughout that entire interaction, Rhys' internal monologue can't shut up about how green Tamlin‘s eyes are.

I'm hyper critical of the Acotar series and Sjm on the best of days, I don't like how Rhysand's character is written at all. But reading him as the most egregious case of a closeted gay guy channelling all his surpressed feelings into being the most toxic ex might be the only way his character writing can be redeemed for me personally (unfortunately Sjm is too much of a coward to ever purposefully write this).

I know its never gonna happen in canon, but to me the perfect resolution to the series would be Rhysand and Tamlin resolving their gay rivalry and finally getting together to live out their thruth as the disaster couple they were clearly meant to be. While Feyre and her sisters get to go off and be free from the clutches of all these toxic men.

[tangerinesgirl]

Frank (Abigail) NSFW Alphabet

Rating: 18+, explicit

Notes: this is made with a Fem!Reader in mind, obviously spoilers for Abigail (2024), some mentions of CNC and various other kinks.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Aftercare for Frank before being a vampire wasn't really his thing, the most he would do is offer you a drink of water. However, after being turned, he felt more possessive over you and is way more attentive, making sure if he hurt you at all, since he can't really control his new abilities yet.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Frank pre vamp liked his general physique and mind the most, he would work out regularly and always liked being in charge and had to keep his mind sharp and how he could manipulate people. Post vamp he liked the fangs, how they looked on him and how they looked biting you. He couldn't keep them off you, making sure everyone could see who you belonged to.

His favourite body part on you is your neck obviously, but he's also partial to your breasts and ass. As long as they're covered in bite marks.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Frank loves seeing his cum over your chest, and watching you lick it from his fingers. It felt like a power trip to him seeing you helpless and covered in his cum.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Frank, even though always the dom, secretly wants to be pegged. He never ever shows this, but sometimes when you grab his hair and he moans, you kinda knew occasionally he wants to be topped, at least.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Frank is very experienced, he absolutely knows what he is doing and how to make a girl cum, but he would only use sex as a necessity, he would never get attached or think anything more of it. One night stands, only when he needed to. So he was never any good at the affectionate side, it was never really in his nature.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Post vamp Frank will fuck you into next week and wants to try every position, everywhere, he does not care. If he has to pick, it would be doggy, so he could bite your ass occasionally, he also liked how deep he felt inside you this way.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Frank is a very serious person, sex with him is always calculated and rough. You couldn't joke with him, even if he would accidentally do something silly during the teething stages of being a vampire, he would hate you laughing at him and shut you up immediately.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Frank always prides himself on appearance. He has a little bit of hair down there that's well trimmed and aethetically pleasing. His chest has a few specks of hair. He's particularly fond of his V line and his light snail trail, and how you would lick down it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Frank isn't the most intimate or romantic kind, he's purely sexually driven. Sometimes he buys you things from when a job has gone particularly well, or take you out to dinner, sometimes a holiday if he's feeling generous.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Well if you've read this fic of mine, Frank likes it when you masturbate together when you have turned into his puppet as you can both feel each other through his powers and giving you instructions.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Apart from the obvious domination and masochism, he loves to humiliate and objectify you. Anything that gives him power over you. He's also an exhibitionist. Even though he's smart, when he's horny and needs you he doesn't think twice, he just has to have you there and then. Post vamp Frank is also determined to try mirror sex to see if his reflection vanishes (he's seen too many vampire films).

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

You don't really stay at home a lot, Frank likes to get hotel rooms when he's on a job, and wants you there when he's particularly worked up over it to unwind. Post vamp Frank wants to try it in a church, to see if he'll burst into flames or not.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Frank never really shows you PDA himself (apart from hickies/bites), but you do it subtly to him. You like to slide your hands up his thighs under a table, and he goes WILD. It's a sure fire way to get him to fuck your brains out in the public restroom. He also loses his mind when you dress particularly well: whether it's a figure hugging ball gown or a new lingerie set he's bought you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Frank is very possessive over you so isn't a huge fan of the idea of groups/threesomes, but he is pretty sexually open otherwise.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Frank typically is more of a receiver than a giver pre vampirism. Post vampirism, he gives a lot more, he can't help but nibble a little on your thighs on the way. He also loves to give when it's your time of the month for obvious vampire reasons.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Sex with Frank is always rough, he loves to see you come undone under him. He fucks deep, fast and hard, you can feel it for days afterwards.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Frank is a big fan of quickies, especially during a job, it adds to his feeling of being in charge. Quickies are quite a regular occurrence, he tends to be the one to initiate them. When you initiate them, he likes to humiliate you through it, calling you desperate, whore, slut... But you like it and only turns you on more.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Frank is always game to experiment, especially with his new vampire powers, even if you're a bit apprehensive. Even though Frank can be a little scary sometimes, and caught up in the moment, but you have safe words, it's very well planned out, and he always listens.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Frank pre vamp normally just lasts one round once a day, he tends to see sex as an obligatory job rather than a relaxed activity. Occasionally he does more if he really needs it. Post vamp Frank has an insane amount of stamina, he could honestly fuck you an entire day and not get tired. You have to beat him away with a stick sometimes when he fucks you too rough and you need a day to recover.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Frank likes to buy toys for you when he goes away before a job. He likes to ring you to make sure you're using them and how they feel. He likes watching you use them too.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Frank is a HUGE asshole for this. He LOVES to tease you, work you up, then deny orgasms from you. He has a way with words that really gets you going. When you tease him in revenge, he hates it, he absolutely MUST be in charge and will show you a lesson.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Frank is VERY vocal, he likes to talk through exactly what he's going to do with you, even in public he likes to whisper sweet nothings into your ear, as well as the occasional derogatory pet names, and a "good girl" on a particularly nice day. He likes seeing how wild his voice drives you. He also moans an awful lot, especially in your ear, when fucking but also when feeding from you, saying how good you taste, which sends you into overdrive. It's honestly his hottest feature in your opinion.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Frank loves seeing you tied up, as well as the occasional CNC where he would kidnap you and have his way with you. Another roleplay favourite of Frank's (and yours too) is being chased in the woods and hiding from him. He likes to smell the blood and the wetness coming from you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Frank is average girth wise, but is slightly longer than most. He likes it when you choke on him from oral, and when he can see the bulge in your stomach when he fucks you against your cervix.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Frank post vamp has an insane sex drive, he loves using his vampirism, especially for sex. Not exactly that he misses you, he more misses the effect he has over you. He is a walking red flag, but the sex is great.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Frank doesn't sleep an awful lot. He never really switches off from work, so he would leave you in peace to go work or do some last minute planning in a different room, and end up falling asleep there.

[bleulone]

i love your analysis so much! i have a question as well, like, how do you envision polin's sex scenes ? thanks for your answer (:

    Hey! Thank you very much :)) I have no idea if they are that even good but I’m happy you like them. It’s just my brain tending to produce some iNsIGhiTfUL analyses though they usually end up drowned under a huge wave of stupidity and horrid spelling/grammatical mistakes XD. So, about Penelope and Colin’ sex scenes, I guess we’re getting spicy in this house 🌶. I mean, I don’t blame you. Who’s not hot for Polin ?! The steamy Polin hours have already begun and they’re legit challenging my patience. (Be still my Polin heart, be still).

   Okay, without further ado, let’s talk about sex baby, shall we ? It’s a pretty long answer/meta so bear with me.

    I don’t know if you’ve read Romancing Mister Bridgerton, but a quick reminder (for those who haven’t... yet), there are a bunch of iconic steamy scenes that I’m dying to watch on screen. First we have the famous “thank you” scene where Penelope, now a 28 year-old spinster, asks Colin to kiss her because she doesn’t want to die without having been kissed... then ends up thanking him— which happens to be humiliating for our 33 year-old boy because he thinks that she thinks he did it out of pity while he absolutely did not. The man definitely felt butterflies in his stomach... and in other places as well lol. We also have the ICONIC carriage scene where Colin gives Pen’s generous bosoms™ the attention they deserve. This is followed by his proposal. Later on, after the announcement of their engagement, there’s a pretty hot make-out scene on Lady Violet’s sofa. Finally, we have their first time in Colin’s bedroom, after sneaking out of their own engagement party... which leads Colin to push the wedding date forward. At this point, I just love their horniness, especially Colin’s who’s just so freaking amazed by Penelope for more than 300 pages straight (duh! who isn’t ???).

    When you say envision, I suppose you mainly refer to the way those scenes will be filmed right ? I’m afraid I don’t have an advanced knowledge in film-making but let me start by telling you what elements need to be depicted. I would love Shonda and Chris to capture the real essence of our boos’ feelings : the yearning, the love, the respect and the guilt (specifically on Colin’s side) in their eyes. The more we move forward throughout the seasons, the more we see different layers of the perceptions of they have of each other, going from a childish idealization/immature ignorance to a sudden realization. A mature one. Penelope goes beyond the facade of the charming devil-may-care guy to meet the seriousness and temper of her significant other. Meanwhile Colin discovers how confident, powerful and attractive this woman is and always has been. It echoes what I’ve written about the importance of the gaze in Polin’s love story in this meta. By the time season 4 hits, man... their heart eyes and eye-fucking will jump OUT XD, all fibers of their beings, burning with need. The fact that this evolution took literally years is very emotionally painful, which is why I find it important to keep the slowness aspect of their relationship before and during their love making. I’m really looking forward a slow build-up toward their intimacy. It would differ from Daphne and Simon who merely shared one hell of a kiss in Lady Trowbridge’s garden then shared their sexy times after they married or Anthony and Siena’s rough sex... In fact, there’s a certain (sweet) ardent tenderness in Polin I like due to the fact that they’re slowly (re)discovering each other, as adults. Since they were both introduced in season 1, the audience will have all the time in the world to notice numerous evidences of the many natures of love they have for one another : from an affectionate and friendly love to a more carnal and enduring one.

    Okay so, in terms of filming, with Netflix’s Bridgerton being a show which promotes the female gaze, it wouldn’t be that much of a surprise watching those sex scenes being shot from Penelope’s perspective, like it was the case with Daphne in the first installment of the series. Most of the time, sex scenes in Historical Romance are not gratuitous. Their presence serve an important purpose in a hero/heroine’s journey. In Penelope’s case, they’re here to help her learn to embrace and love herself. In other words, sexuality is synonym of freedom. I don’t know if they’ll show a lot of skin, but I won’t be complaining considering the fact that we’ll have the chance to get a chief kiss treat on screen : a plus size woman in a major successful Netflix period drama getting a love story as romantic and steamy as other more “fit” female characters. No, your weight doesn’t prevent you from being desirable at all. As far as I’m concerned, I haven’t watched a plus-size female character portrayed as an attractive protagonist in a period drama (please if you have, let me know, I can be wrong). Having a beautiful half bare curvy body like Nicola’s being equally filmed like numerous slim actresses will be so inspiring and powerful to watch, especially for (young) women who struggle, like Penelope, to love their body shape which, to them, doesn’t “fit” the “beauty standards”. By showing her female gaze and portraying her as seductive, Pen’s “supposed” imperfections transform themselves into mighty assets, loved and worshipped by our dashing Mister Bridgerton. That’s body positivity at its finest darling ;).

    It will be deliciously erotic watching the undressing process being exquisitely slow, garment by garment, while their gaze are all heated and hungry. Their sex/make-out scenes should be tender and passionate, sweet and raw. The lightning, colored by a dark blood orange yellow or a blue depending the locations^^. Moreover, the depiction of the exploration of Penelope’s desire can translate itself thanks to multiple close ups. For instance, I can imagine a few ones on Pen’s fingers gently roaming over the smooth skin of Colin’s firm chest and back/touching his hair right after he removed his shirt. And a disheveled Colin letting his hands and lips making a journey of their own, mapping, conquering the alluring unknown territory that is her gorgeous voluptuous body... kissing her on the places he knows oh too well will give her pleasure (is this me wanting him to go down on her?— um yeah I sure hope it IS! If he doesn’t, trust me imma riot... AGAIN). Even a close up on her face while Colin is performing his addictively pleasing torment will be a marvelous proof of the female gaze. By the way, why not even adding a post-coital scene after their first time ? I can picture Penelope waking up first and contemplate her handsome soon-to-be husband. She’d bring her hand to his face and let it travel all around his forehead, his cheeks, his lips, his neck and let it rest on his heart— making sure that what she’s just experience was real... obviously, Colin will wake up in the process and he’ll take this as his cue to go for another round of sexy times under the sheets.

   Showing Pen reaction is essential according to me because she was stuck with the idea that she would never experience the luxury of being loved, giving pleasure nor receiving it... she ended up being happily wrong. Throughout her multiple intimate encounters with Colin, I want her to progressively realizes that she can be an active partner. In the carriage, she knew she had an effect on him, but it’s not until their first time that she actually realizes it. Hence the reason why I WANT the mirror’s introduction in one of their sex scenes. Here’s as a little reminder an excerpt from chapter 18 :

“I want to see you sitting up," he groaned, "so I can see them full and lovely and large [about Pen’s breasts]. And then I want to crawl behind you and cup you." His lips found her ear and his voice dropped to a whisper. "And I want to do it in front of a mirror."

“Now?” she squeaked.

He seemed to consider that for a moment, then shook his head. "Later," he said, and then repeated it in a rather resolute tone. "Later.”

   It would be such a shame if the show doesn’t use the incredible potential of this object (/kink). I mean, the symbolism is pretty clear. Penelope has always fled her “ugly” reflection but it seems like Colin wants to show the real her, the beauty that holds every single inch her alabaster skin and the effects they have on him. Thus, I would love to watch a scene where Colin just praises the alluring goddess and siren that is Penelope Featherington. Just imagine! Just IMAGINE the power of this scene : a shirtless Colin sitting behind her on a bed, meeting her gaze in the mirror, his lips touching her right ear, biting and licking the lobe sometimes, whispering all kinda of dirty yet poetic words to her while letting his hands caress her thighs, her hips, her arms, her lovely bosoms™... oof. At the same time, a wonderful and harmonic instrumental music will play in the background and match the melodic partition of shudders, breathes and moans let out by our lovers. I can imagine Luke inspiring himself from his performance in the 2019 short film, Youth In Bed. The way he conveyed the awe and the yearning on his face, in his eyes with his mouth slightly open when he knelt before his partner Shun Yin was just captivating and— and so Colin! I cannot help but bring myself to picture Ethan, the character he played in YIB, in a Polin steamy scene. I cannot unsee this anymore jsksk. I mean, all this gifset radiates this book4chapter18!Colin, you cannot tell me otherwise!

    Also, I would love Shonda and Chris to keep Pen and Colin’s cute/emotional pillow talk. One thing I really love in JQ’s books is the concern she gives to her male protagonists about potentially hurting their partner during the act of penetration. Colin is a rake, and what his experience with women taught him is that he needs to be very gentle with the love of his life. It was so adorable seeing him not wanting to harm her and asking her to tell him if he does anything she doesn’t like 🥺. Plus, before actually doing it, Colin and Penelope shared a few kisses and just laid down side by side, confessing their love. Though our boy kept feeling guilty about not returning her love after all these years. He desires nothing but to make up for the lost time and show his love and desire during this special intimate moment. I hope they’ll keep all of chapter 18’s dialogue. It’s just so telling of our boos’ feelings, you see.

    All in all, I can’t wait to watch those Polin steamy scenes. As much as I may sound crazy, I want them after two other seasons of pure pining and yearning in order to have a very good payoff. I’m not an expert on depicting intimacy on screen, but I loved so far what Lizzy Talbot, the intimacy coordinator who worked on the show, have done in season 1. Sex scenes in Bridgerton seem very real and dive you in the intimacy of the moment, leaving you all flustered and hot. So probs to her! I have faith in her work and have no doubts about what her and the directors will serve us in future seasons. Though, in the end, I think it’s mostly up to the actors, Nicola and Luke, to see if they’re comfortable filming sex scenes.

    If you guys have any suggestions or wishes for those steamy polin scenes, please do share them :) by commenting on this post or by sending me asks! I’d love reading your thoughts/take on this very important matter ;)) 

[blackstonesandtrapnest]

If your’re still open for requests, could you do a headcanon for Letty Ortiz?🥰

Yes I can :) Since you weren’t specific, I assume you mean the typical SFW/NSFW headcanons! I’m so glad someone finally requested for Letty because she’s one of my favorite Fast and Furious characters and I’m a fan of Michelle Rodriguez in general :) I hope you enjoy these and I’m sorry they took so long!

~~SFW~~

1. Letty isn't your typical woman and can't be wooed through typical means. She isn't one for flowers and chocolates so you'll have to use unconventional methods to get her attention. Letty is bisexual so gender isn't an issue for her. She can be difficult to approach because of her resting bitch face and moodiness but she's harmless once you establish yourself as a non-threat.

2. If you know your way around cars, you'll already have Letty's attention regardless of whether you can race or not. If you can race, then she's all yours! If you don't have the courage to approach Letty, she'll most likely ask you out first. She doesn't like to beat around the bush and if she wants you, she's gonna make a move.

3. Letty is down to earth and can spot bullshit from a mile away so don't even bother trying to impress her by being flashy or being something you're not. Letty will humor you for a while for shits and giggles but when/if things get serious, she's gonna call you out on your BS with no filter.

4. With that being said, you're gonna need some thick skin to be with Letty. While she won't go out of her way to be an asshole, she's brutally honest and pulls no punches. She loves and respects herself and demands the same from you while giving it to you in return. If you carry yourself in the same way, Letty will love you even more!

5. If you lack self-confidence, self-esteem, or anything else related to that, Letty's your gal to help you with those issues! She'll uplift you and give you the guidance you need to move forward with your life. But Letty won't coddle you and if you need the help of a professional as well, then she will be the first to tell you.

6. Even in her older years, Letty still has a wild streak and isn't afraid to have a little fun so if you like having an adventure with some adrenaline, she's always down for it! She loves spontaneity and if you suggest something random out of the blue, she'll be happier than a pig in slop!

7. Letty's biggest character trait is loyalty. She is "Ride or Die" personified. No matter what happens between you two and no matter what issues you may have, Letty will always be by your side and she won't ever betray you or hurt you. Even if you two break up (assuming it's amicable), she wants to remain in your life and will still be there for you. It takes a lot for Letty to give up on someone and if she lets you go, then you've fucked up immensely and good luck getting back into her heart after the fact.

8. The main obstacle in being with Letty is that she can be too critical and harsh. Even if you have thick skin, it'll wear on you eventually. Sometimes Letty just keeps it too real. If you have an issue with it, just tell her and Letty will apologize and try to be more uplifting. She doesn't mean to hurt you and just wants you to be best version of yourself that you can be.

9. Another obstacle with Letty is jealousy and possessiveness but she gets better at this in her older years. It's not that she doesn't trust you. She doesn't trust other people and she'll be damned if she loses you to someone else. In Letty's mind, you'll never truly be hers and while this mindset definitely has its benefits, it can also have its drawbacks as well. If you're feeling smothered, just speak up and Letty will listen and back off....for the time being.

10. Letty is pretty affectionate and handsy both in public and in private especially when she's feeling possessive of you. Expect a few kisses and a hand on your ass or her arm around your waist while in public and a full-blown make-out session when in private which will end up leading to other activities.

~~NSFW~~

1. Letty is highly selective when it comes to dating and she's even more selective when it comes to sex. She doesn't want to waste her time dealing with shitty people and she needs to know if you're a keeper or not. So it's safe to say that Letty won't be sleeping with you until she knows she has you on lock.

2. Is it worth the wait? Hell yes! Letty is very passionate in bed and to her, there are very few things more pleasurable than making love with her significant other. She's a switch which makes her more flexible when it comes to sexual preferences. Letty's down for whatever!

3. Letty likes it rough and she likes it hard. Spank her, pull her hair, bite her, talk dirty to her, the works! Her safe word is "Mazda" and if you have any boundaries or things you don't like, Letty will respect that and treat you like the king/queen you are!

4. If you want Letty to be slow and sensual, she'll have a hard time getting adjusted to that because she's never done it before. But once she does get used to it, Letty will be so tender that your orgasms will bring you to tears! The only time Letty will be slow and sensual is during aftercare.

5. Location and atmosphere is important to Letty. She won't just have sex with you whereever and whenever. There has to be some build-up to it and the location has to be just right and private. Letty isn't one for having sex in public and will shoot you down if you initiate it. You wanna fuck her? Wait until you two get a room!

6. Letty's favorite position is doggystyle without a doubt! She also likes any variation of cowgirl and the lotus. If you're a woman, Letty prefers fingers and tongue because it feels better but that doesn't mean she opposes sex toys! Strap-ons and dildos will be your best friends in bed with her! Also she's a size queen so expect some stretching to happen.

7. If you wanna get Letty riled up and make her extra horny, call her "Mami" or "Mistress". Whether it's in bed or out of it, her brain will turn to mush and if you thought she was rough before, oh boy! You don't know the half of it!

8. You'll have the same effect if you speak Spanish to Letty. Not in general but if you whisper something dirty in Spanish in her ear for example, Letty will passionately kiss you right then and there and if you're in private, you're getting fucked. No questions asked.

9. If you have any insecurities about your body or performance, don't be afraid to tell Letty. She has a praise kink and if you need reassuring, she'll praise you all the way to a holy orgasm! If you praise her in return, Letty will bask in it and act like a little shithead so don't stroke her ego too much!

10. Letty doesn't like humiliation at all. If you try that on her, she'll be giving you a death glare like never before and you'll be lucky if she even fucks you again! The most she'll do is verbal humilation and she'll also do it to you if you wish. It kinda goes hand-in-hand with her love for rough sex.

[m-y-fandoms]

Junko Enoshima x reader -imagine/scenario - flustering her S/O on purpose

Request: Scenario: Junko somehow ends up buried in a snowbank with only her butt sticking out. She could very easily pull herself put, but her s/o is there. As such, she decides to take advantage of her position and fluster her s/o as much as she possibly can.

Gender Neutral reader - PG-13 lewd humorous themes but not NSFW.

I’m gonna do Danganronpa 3 anime version Junko/in Hope’s Peak before she went full murderous dictator and was more small-scale evil and plotting with Ryota’s animation. I hate Junko Enoshima with a blinding passion but anything for you, my dear nonnie ~ Admin Kokichi

- You and Junko were going to the slopes today.

- Well, everyone at Hope’s Peak affectionately nicknamed them “the slopes” but they were in reality just a few large, very steep hills out behind the academy.

- When it snowed there, it snowed hard, and not a single Hope’s Peak student would be seen missing a snow day out to the slopes. It was basically social suicide to not attend.

- Your girlfriend had of course dragged you out despite the freezing cold. She was The Junko Enoshima. If anyone who was anyone would be out in the snow that day, of course she had to be there.

- And she was of course wearing designer snow gear: the most expensive furry boots, tight layers of velour snow pants, the cutest rhinestoned earmuffs and animal-print gloves.

- You tried to warn her that her outfit wasn’t exactly practical for sledding, snowball fights, skiing or any other sporty snow activity, but she of course shut you up quickly.

- She loved the attention she got from being her plain old sexy, alluring self, and this outfit made her “ass look tight,” and her “curves look bomb AF!” as she’d assured you upon leaving the dorms that day.

- It was also a plus that every student who mattered would be there, so she could *ahem* recruit them to her cause. You knew Junko was always up to something with her sister Mukuro, but you never were fully let in on all of their secrets and plans. Junko had real trust and true intimacy problems you suspected, never taking dates and romance seriously, instead favoring immature innuendos and purely sexual teasing, and you could understand that to an extent.

- You thought maybe she was just hurt in the past and had issues with relationships, so decided to be patient with her. You never could’ve guess what she had in store for the world months later or what hid inside her dark heart.

~

- It had been less than 45 minutes out in the cold, and Junko was quickly becoming bored: whining, shivering and complaining.

- She was going to shake things up, make it interesting. You knew when she got that maischevious grin on her face that she was getting bored and ready to do the absolute most to entertain herself.

- And so, with her on a pastel pink, narrow and aerodynamic sled bedside you, and you on a much cheaper and crappier purple dinky sled, you began to race her down the slope at her command and insistence.

- You both began to pick up speed, her pigtails flying backwards in the wind. She was laughing maniacally, having cheated by getting a head start. That was just your Junko.

- Mukuro stood around the bottom of the hill with a scarf as a makeshift finish-line flag, waiting to announce Junko as the winner. But Junko had other plans.

- “AGH~! Ohhhh noooo...” Junko yelled out in a very forced and lackluster voice. Her sled had *flipped over* and sent her tumbling face-first into a huge bank of snow. It was a miniature mountain in its own right, about ten feet high.

- “J-Junko!” You tumbled off of your sled to assist your girlfriend. When you rushed to her side along with Mukuro, her pert... “tight” little ass was sticking straight up out of the pile of snow, in a very...compromising position. You put your hands on your hips disapprovingly, almost immediately realizing what was going on here. “...Junko,” you sighed with a warning tone.

- “Ahhh~ ohhh, S/O~ I’m stuck. I desperately need your help.” Junko’s voice was almost comically muffled against the powdery snow, but her tone was trying very hard to be seductive...and it was...kinda working.

- “I think you’re completely fine, Junko dear,” you chuckled, your cheeks heating up as she began to make her knees tremble and stuck her ass out further. Other students were beginning to stop and stare, and you were a bit flustered and jealous at the same time. “J-Junko stop!” You ran up to her, covering the curve of her ass with both hands. You were in such a rush to protect her decency from prying eyes that you didn’t realize you were grasping onto both cheeks firmly.

- “Oh ho ho~ Pupupupu~!!! I was so hoping no one would like, totally take advantage of me in my very vulnerable position. I really hope that’s S/O’s horny little grubby hands on my ass right now and not some random perv!” She wiggled around in your grasp, onlookers chuckling and enjoying the show.

- “Junko, why do you do this to me?!” You cried out, very turned on and very humiliated.

[hysteriium]

Ledger!Joker x JP!Joker headcanons 👀 ??

(Edit isn’t mine, made by Anarchy Graphics! They have really cool edits you should check them out!)

(A/n): 👀 HEY THERE DEAR ANON! Your wish is my command ;)) sorry I kinda added some smut hope that’s okie! HEHEH also @pennyship​ and I are writing a massive fucking one-shot about the duo! We’re thinking of turning this into a series if anyone’s interested?

Pairing: JP! Joker x reader x Heath!Joker

Warnings: NSFW, BDSM themes, swearing.

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Together

Okay first things first, they will have a hard time ‘sharing’ you. They’re both really assertive characters and their personalities would for sure clash. 

They’re very competitive. 

What’s probably even weirder is how they resolve their arguments. If you expect them to sit down and shake it out b o i you’re dead wrong.

Honestly, if you catch them in the middle of doing some stupid shit, don’t be surprised.

More often than not, you feel like the mediator between them. You kind of keep them balanced – stop them from going overboard, though admittedly, it’s rare when they reach such a point. 

Their unspoken contest keeps them on their toes and that’s just how they like it.  

They also really appreciate how you spare them the psychoanalysis – they get enough of it when they’re thrown into Arkham and treated like odd spectacles. 

They’re really possessive/protective. If someone even so much as thinks of threatening you, or, even more idiotic, makes it known they ARE, best believe they’re bringing out the big guns. They’ll rain hellfire upon them. This is perhaps the only time where the dynamic duo can work together. 

NSFW

A lot of the times they take their frustration out in other activities. If something doesn’t go as ‘planned,’ you’re gonna have a hard time walking tomorrow.  

(Coming back to their ‘rivalry’), they’ll leave hickeys on your neck – VISIBLE ONES MIGHT I ADD – just so the other can see. This often leads to more hickeys from the other. 

Threesomes. Sorry, not sorry. (Will go into detail in an upcoming fic hehe). 

Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker

This. Man. Is. Touch-starved. 

You heard me, folks. He loves touching you. This isn’t exclusive to sex either, honestly, he’s happy with even the smallest displays of affection. 

He’s also much kinder than Heath’s Joker AND WHAT I MEAN BY THAT is that he’s more open with his affections (see Heath’s section for deetz). 

Loves loves loves your smile and your laugh! Every time he snatches a laugh roused by one of his puns or jokes, he’s ecstatic! “You should laugh more,” “you have a pretty smile.” His compliments aren’t always worded the greatest, but you know he means well, his sincerity shining through. 

Coupled with the soft smile which almost always follows your joy, it’s enough on its own to convey his thoughts. 

The man is incredibly playful and is a relentless flirt. He doesn’t CARE who’s around, he will make it known what nasty things he’s thinking about AND what nasty things he wants to do to you. If it wasn’t for your own protests which are occasionally worn down, he’d take you in front of others. He literally does not care.

Example: when you least expect it, you’ll feel a firm slap against your ass, or sometimes less overt, a grab. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out who it is. 

To reiterate, he absolutely has no shame. 

Arthur is big on aftercare. He’ll make sure you know how much he loves you. He gets really attached, and his actions communicate this more than his words. Aftercare manifests itself in many forms: cuddling, bubble baths, making sure he hasn’t harmed you in any way, offering sweets.

Nicknames

“Angel.”

“Darling.”

“Doll.” (Heath’s Joker also uses this). 

“Sugar.” He often uses this when he’s mad, for example, “okay, listen, sugar.”

“Sweetheart.”

NSFW

Depending on how Arthur’s feeling, funky time can either be really rough or, if he’s feeling a lil extra sentimental, very you-oriented. 

He’s a passionate man and seeing how his touch leads to your unravelling is truly one of the highlights for him. 

Above all, Arthur’s favourite thing is hearing the way his name spills from your lips – feeling the way you cling onto him as he plunges into you. Your expression of euphoria’s something that’s etched into his brain, like fine glass.   

An added bonus for him is thinking about how antsy your loud moans make Heath’s Joker. 

Gunplay → Arthur’s slender fingers indent your thighs as he spreads them apart, a sudden metallic chill brushing up against the flesh. Prodding at your entrance with the barrel and slowly pushing in, his slow teasing thrusts morph into a steady pace when you’re practically pleading him to let you cum. 

Orgasm Denial → Arthur, being the mischievous boi he is, will damn well make sure he drags everything out. He loves to hear you beg, every time you do it fills him with swirling bursts of pride. 

Body worship → sort of ties in with orgasm denial. Arthur will take his sweet ass time caressing your skin, planting kisses against your stomach – against your hips. Honestly anywhere he has access to he will make it known how much he appreciates your body. This can sometimes appear during sex – he’ll slow his pace and utter sweet whispers of praise against you, rendering you even more of a flustered mess.

Hair pulling → works both ways. This would mainly be exhibited during oral than anything else. If he’s going down on you and your trembling fingers jerk his green curls, the vibrations of his moans would tip you over the edge. 

He’s more flexible than Heath’s Joker, meaning if you want to top, he’ll let you do so, though he still maintains a cocky air. Giving you one of his killer smirks, his eyebrows flicking in amusement, he’ll relinquish his hold on your hips and recline back into the couch. The way he leans back and places his hands behind his head screams ‘go ahead,’ ‘impress me.’ You always do.

Heath Ledger’s Joker

Will do shit just to spite Arthur; this isn’t because he has a personal vendetta against him, it’s just because of the person he is (a little shit).

Takes a bit longer to open up than Arthur, emotionally. He’s very closed off and is used to his little bubble. It takes patience but eventually you’ll get there.

Acts like the biggest hardass → he likes to portray there’s nothing more to his image other than the ‘agent of chaos,’ but you come to realise this is definitely not the case. 

In the dead of night, when he returns from whatever havoc he’s stirred, he crawls into your bed and pulls you against him, arms embracing you loosely.

This is when he’s at his most affectionate. His exhaustion most likely adds to those falling walls. 

Most of the time he thinks you’re asleep when this occurs but, spoiler, you’re not; the gentle upturn of your lips the only indication of such. You don’t think you’d ever give the fact away either, fearful of him receding back into his shell to the point where affection is null. Either way, you’re happy with him.

By the morning, he’s gone, already making plans (or executing them).

He seldom shows you his actual face, behind all the makeup. In all honesty, you don’t know the reasoning behind this, and you don’t think you ever will. While he’s blunt, he’s just as secretive; there’s always something going on in the back of his mind. 

Perhaps it’s insecurity, discomfort, or, more simply, the ‘persona’ of ‘Joker’ is just what resonates with him. The man underneath is someone he no longer identifies with. The man he’s become – who he’s worked so hard to manifest – is his true self. 

NSFW

Okay but he’s a very sexual guy, not even gonna lie.

ALSO HAS NO EMBARRASSMENT. When it comes to sex, this man’s just as open about it as Arthur. 

Hair pulling kink → this goes without saying. Unlike Arthur, this kink is one-sided, and he most definitely is the one doing the pulling. Those large hands will lose themselves within your strands and if you’re giving him head, he’s most likely going to guide you by said strands. 

Glove kink → he’ll set you on his lap, your back against his chest as his hands hold your wriggling thighs. With your breath hitching in anticipation, one of his gloved hands will slip down your inner thigh, rubbing slow circles against your clit. He tries his best to be patient but lets be honest, he has a really short fuse when it comes to sex; he’ll be dipping one – two – and if he’s feeling particularly torturous – three fingers inside of you before you know it, curling his fingers.

Praise kink → not particularly what you’d expect. He’s also very big into humiliation and mockery, so this kind of ties in with the two. For example, if you do something he’s pleased with, he’ll throw around teasing/sarcastic nicknames like there’s no tomorrow:

“Bunny.”

“Buttercup.” 

“Button.”

“Doll.”  

“Good girl.”

“Princess.” 

“Pumpkin.” 

“Sweetheart.”

Loves your brattiness, literally lives for it. He’s always been drawn to a bit of fire – it keeps things interesting. 

Has a thing for emotions – for your expressions, both micro and macro. The main three: fear, pain, pleasure. 

He’s very erratic. So, when he is praising you, he may tug at your hair the next, choke you or, if he deems necessary, spank you. 

Your squeaks of pain get him off – the motherfucker’s sadistic.

Goes through topdrop, and you’d most certain go through subdrop. He’s so used to control and regaining it when lost, in both an everyday context and a sexual one. So, once those feelings develop into something more (which you’ll have trouble differentiating, or sometimes picking up on at all), he’ll become more reserved, no longer displaying his usual vigour until this issue is sorted. (More details in a future drabble/fic). 

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Yay! Matchups! So I’m 5’3 and have mousy brown hair and eyes. I’m real sneaky when I need to be and am pretty cuddly and playful. I love to sneak scare my friends and would love if they did it back. I don’t mind bossy people but hate pain. No hitting please. I like to make gifts for my friends and am kinda awkward when it comes to words. I love reading, art, and exploring. I also love window shopping. I have like no survival instincts. I’d prefer a skeleton if possible? Gemini

After thinking for a little bit, I decided to give you... Delta (Asylumtale Sans)! Here are a few reasons why. First of all, Delta has three personalities (Sans, Delta, Papyrus), and lucky for you, you fit in with every single one of them. Sans is a gentle and artistic soul, who is always very conscious of other’s happiness. He loves art, and in general, likes to spend time with his lover doing whatever they want to do. Because of that, you both could probably read books together, go to art museums or even window shop whenever you want. Delta is the cheerful part of him, the one who is usually in control. He is very cuddly and playful, loving to explore and finding out new things. He also loves playing silly and harmless little jokes on people, so I hope you don’t mind that! If you ever need affection or to talk with someone, then he’s the right one for you. And last, Papyrus is the serious and cruel side of him. He is the one that keeps Delta and Sans safe and likes to keep control. You two will get along well if you follow what he tells you to do and of course, he wouldn’t hit you, as long as you would follow what he tells you to do. 

(Warning: The way I describe DiD is not fully correct. Many facts are worsened so there would be more shock value. Do NOT think that what I am writing is there to offend people with DiD or that it’s how I think they act/feel, because I do not. If this makes you feel uncomfortable, I can give you a new character as your match up, deleting this post. it’s not in my intentions to insult ANYONE, so if anyone feels insulted, do please tell me.)

* His age: human age: 1372, monster: 28

* His hight: 5′1 feet

* His yandere Type: Lovestruck yandere

* His dere type: Shundere/Deredere/Tsungire

* His Sexuality: Cisgender male Pansexual Panromantic

A . How would he show his love and affection? How intense would it get? - It depends on which personality is out, but if you want affection, then Delta will usually give you all the affection that you want. He will climb on your lap, cuddle with you, sleep with you (even if you two don’t live together) and he will, in general, always be by your side, as much as he can. Sans is less affectionate, and more into holding hands when walking, and nothing more. papyrus is shyer when it comes to affection, that’s why he would probably just walk you next to you, or sit next to you, but have you in arms reach.

B. What type of future is he planning with his lover? - All of them have a different type of future planned with you, but there is one specific thing that all of them want. And that is to get rid of anyone near you, so they could have you only to themselves. They will give in all of what they got to make that dream come true.

C. What is the scariest moment with him? - The moment he first changed. It would come as a shock how the sweet and cheerful Delta could change into such an aggressive person, and then change into a calm and collected one, before changing back into his usual self, remembering nothing of what had happened while the other two were in control of his body.

D. How does he usually act with his lover? - Again, depending on the personality that is out, Delta himself is very helpful and loves to be praised each time he helps you. If you do not keep praising him, he will stop helping you out. He wants to feel validated. Sans usually will ask for you both to read a book or to go to the book store, to pick up some new books to replace the old ones laying around, if he already read everything around. And Papyrus, he would love to give you orders, insulting the state of your house, saying that if you tried more, maybe you would be able to impress him. 

E. How would he court his lover before? - He would probably get the help of Papyrus to try and charm you. Papyrus might be very aggressive now, but he can be charming when he wants to be, and if you like people like that, you would be charmed pretty fast. Otherwise, Delta would just befriend you and hope that you would ask him out because he and Sans are way too shy to ask you out themselves. 

F. What type of affection does he give? - Delta is a very physical person, that loves to always touch you, to feel close to you. Sans loves to share small moments with you, feeling connected with you, meanwhile, Papyrus loves to have control over you, feeling connected with you only then.

G. What sort of kinks would he ask to try out with you? - Delta is actually a pretty sexually active person, meanwhile Sans and Papyrus are shy when it comes to sexual acts, but of course, they all have kinks too.

1. Begging - Sans absolutely adores begging in the bedroom. Losing complete control, even the little bit of control that he had before. He will without any shame beg for all sorts of things. As long as it’s humiliating, he will happily do it. 

2. Bondage - Hopefully, you don’t mind being tied up during sex, because Papyrus will almost always tie you up. The idea of taking control out of you really excites you, and he loves it. 

3. Breath play - Delta loves choking. Especially choking someone. That’s why breath play is something that he enjoys quite a bit. He loves wrapping his arms around his lover, and feeling how they beg for hair, maybe even hit him.

[renlimotroll]

Darling, my dreams came true

⚠️ Warning: BL/ Personification/ Imagination/ Out of Character/ Cursing ⚠️

Please do not read if you are uncomfortable with boyxboy.

A/N: I wrote this during ungodly hours, so there might be grammar errors. I’m so stressed with work and this happened. This story was born as I was talking to my friends about my MinSiru imagines and listening to Aimer. Also, this is just my imagination, so please don’t take it seriously.

Enjoy! 🤖🐶

Love, Ren 🌻

Summary: When he’s sleep-deprived, Siruko gets weirdly affectionate, especially towards a certain green head. Everyone knows what’s going on, but of course, Siruko is the last to know about his actions and feelings.

Pairing: 🤖🐶

AU where Bintroll are still youtubers but they live in the same house.

(Story continues below)

It was a great day. The sun was shining warmly outside, and Siruko feels well-rested and refreshed. He stretches then gets up, deciding to check his notifications later and get brunch first. He can smell coffee and something delicious coming from the kitchen. With his luck, Mintosu could be cooking curry and wouldn’t that be the best brunch ever.

He doesn’t know why he felt disappointed that it was Ichihachi cooking, but Ichihachi-kun’s pancakes smells and looks really good so he grabs a plate and forks a piece. Siruko wasn’t aware of the knowing eyes that were watching him carefully as he prepares his coffee. Since Siruko seems to be not fully awake yet without coffee, he didn’t notice how Ichihachi, Quartet, Jiraichan and Hakotaro were side-eyeing each other in a silent communication.

After he had at least drank half of his cup and felt more alert, the purplehead finally noticed the weird atmosphere at the dining table. “What?” He asked. Jiraichan was smirking, Quartet was making weird faces, Ichihachi was looking at everywhere but him, and Hakotaro look so done already even though Siruko doesn’t know for the life of him what he has done to earn that exasperated look on his younger brother. It’s way too early for this. “What?? Shouldn’t I be receiving morning greetings instead of… whatever this is??”

“Well, you certainly have a good morning, don’t you?” Jiraichan raised his eyebrows teasingly.

“Chotto, Jiraisan,” Ichihachi warned.

Siruko was bewildered. “What do you mean?”

“Nothing, Siruko-san! Good morning!” Quartet quipped a little too brightly.

Siruko glared at them suspiciously. “Good.. morning.”

“Oh for goodness’ sake!” Hakotaro shook his head and rolled his eyes heavenward. “Niisan, your shirt!”

“Aww there goes our fun.” 🐻

“Way to go Hakotaro.” 🐰

“I wanted to wait and see if Siruko-chan notices it himself.” 🐱

Siruko blinked and followed his younger brother’s words to see.. he was wearing something green. Very green. Something that suspiciously does not belong to him and very particularly belongs to someone else. His face turns bright red like a tomato.

“I-it’s not… I-I’m not… W-we’re not…!” If he could spontaneously combust like a DbD generator with a missed skill check right now, he would. Siruko instantly knew what his friends were thinking and they were wrong!!!… or were they? He’d know if something happened, right? As far as he knows he didn’t really go drinking. He was editing videos and… he does remember Minben-san not letting him drink any more Red Bull, but that was it. He did feel dizzy and queasy yesterday with his migraine, but he didn’t throw up on anyone, right? What the hell happened last night??

Hakotaro rolled his eyes so hard for the second time already even though it’s still early. His older brother was so hopelessly trying to solve what happened that he can practically see equations and formulas appearing from thin air. “Save it Niisan. We all know that–”

“Aaaaah--!” 🐻

“Hakotaro–” 🐰

“Stop–!” 🐱

“When you’re extremely tired, you go to Mintosu-senpai and do… I don’t know what to call that… skinship??” For once, the usually sure-of-himself Hakotaro was at loss for words. “You’re just so affectionate it’s so out-of-character, and you literally have to have some body part of yours touching him! You slump on his back, on his shoulder, on his lap, which, by the way, stopped being funny after the fifth time and just started to become so gross now.”

“F-fifth time??” Siruko definitely did not squeak with a high tone.

Ichihachi cleared his throat. “We stopped counting after the tenth time. And Minben-san always carries you to bed when that happens. He makes a show of complaining about it, but he drops everything he’s doing just to come to your aid.“

“T-t-that..’s n-n-not.. I- uh.. I..”

Jiraichan made sympathetic noises. “If it helps, we’re actually wondering why you can control yourself better when you’re drunk. It only happens when you’re really, really exhausted, like when you’ve stayed up for more than 30 hours.”

“I– what?? S-skinship??”

“You almost punched Quartet-san once because he was trying to make you go to bed and he tried to, and I quote your words, ‘separate Minben-san and I apart!’ ” Ichihachi supplied unhelpfully.

“I– what??” Siruko.exe stopped working and can only ask one-word questions now. It took him a few seconds to process this, and another few to actually believe it. Why are they telling him these... lies?! This can’t be true, right? And why is he only finding out about this now?! Siruko is really starting to re-think considering them his friends, because they’re enjoying this way too much, and they are set on ruining his otherwise perfect morning.

“There goes the bet.” Quartet said nonchalantly, as if talking about the weather.

“BET?? WHAT BET??” Nope, Siruko did not screech. That was a manly scream.

“We guessed you didn’t know you were doing it and we’re right.” Jiraichan explained with a smug smile. “We kinda have a betting pool as to when you’ll realize. Until your dear brother..”

“I’m just sick and tired of this, okay? It’s been a year!” Hakotaro threw his hands up in the air in exasperation. “Niisan, if you like Minben-san so much then just go confess to him!”

‘W-WHAT??! I-I DON’T–“

“Everybody knows, Siruko-san.” Jiraichan informed him mercilessly, like the psycopath he is. “Us, Hanae-san and the others, even the old lady in the market selling fruits. Everyone.” He put his finger to his lips and looked thoughtful. “Except Minben-san.”

“I–what?” Siruko stammered for the third time.

Hakotaro took pity on his brother, who was doing a perfectly good impression of a Magikarp. “We’re just saying, Niisan, this madness has to stop. You turn into a cuddle monster around Minben-san when you’re exhausted, and the poor man gets a heart attack every time you do. It’s driving all of us crazy, so if you really love your otouto, you’ll get over yourself and confess. Or so help me, I’ll find a locker where I can push the both of you in so you can talk about your feelings!”

“I don’t really do that, do I?” Siruko bit his lip worriedly. He went to the house of the one person in this world who wouldn’t betray him, hoping to get some clarity and possibly some remedy for this whole mess.

“Well…” Gzira look pained to admit it. “Remember when I had to stay overnight last week to help you with Hanachan’s video?”

“Yeah?” Siruko bit his nails nervously.

“You were so tired you were mumbling the theme song of Doraemon.”

“So?? That’s not weird, you know?”

There was an awkward pause, before Gzira resumed. “Backwards… you sang it backwards. It was kinda impressive.” Siruko whined like a child upon hearing that. He’s so close to having a mental breakdown. Why didn’t anyone tell him this? Friends, his ass.

“I was honestly worried and I kept telling you to take a rest, and when I woke up the next day I found out you were still awake. I had no idea what to do, you were so stubborn! So I called Hakotaro over. He said, ‘There’s only one solution to this’ then walked out. When he came back, he brought Minben-san with him.”

“Oh no,” Siruko groaned in despair, feeling his whole face and neck burn with humiliation.

“Yeah. Want me to go on?”

“Ugh.”

“You smiled at him so tenderly and hugged him.”

“No. Stop.” Siruko buried his face in his hands.

“And you called him ‘cuddliest robot ever’. And you practically climbed all over him like a koala. It was so weird I felt like I was having an out-of-body experience. Like I wasn’t in the right dimension.”

“Mou, Gzira-kun!” Siruko screamed into his hands. So much for the peace of mind he was hoping for.

“Then he carried you to your bedroom. I don’t know what was weirder, you reverse piggybacking him like a beetle on a tree, or Minben-san actually letting you do that.”

Siruko sulked. No way this happened. Although, there was something he was curious about. “What.. what did he…“ he asked, knowing that Gzira would get his message.

“Okay, don’t freak out, but he did look fond. Like, he liked carrying you to bed. I don’t even think he noticed Hakotaro and I standing awkwardly at the side because he was just looking after you. He even patted your hair. He practically melted when you started nosing his neck.. eww by the way.” Gzira made a face, remembering the scene which seemed so domestic.

“Umm…” Siruko could not believe what he was hearing. He… he did that? And Minben-san… did that?

Gzira continued. “Weirdest experience ever. Hakotaro said it was a regular thing. I got surprised when he said that the only person who could convince you to go to bed when you’re past the 30-hour mark was Minben-san. He even included me on the betting pool.”

“I hate you.” Siruko crossed his arm grumpily.

“No, you don’t.”

“No, I don’t.” He sighed in defeat.

“Look, why don’t you just tell him how you feel? It’s been a year, don’t you think you’ve been harboring these feelings for a long time?”

Siruko can’t even begin to imagine the horror. “No way! Minben-san… he’d never like me that way!”

“Why not?” Gzira challenged.

“You know! I’m just a regular guy! I’m not even good at anything! There’s no reason for him to like me!”

“Siruko-san…” Gzira scolded his friend tenderly. “Stop belittling yourself! You’re the smartest, kindest person I know–okay, well maybe Sensei is that too–but you’re a pretty neat person! Anyone would be lucky to have you!”

“You’re just saying that coz you’re my friend.” The purplehead pursed his lower lip out.

“No, I’m saying it because it’s true. And as your friend, I want you to stop overthinking things and just, just try to tell him what you feel, okay?”

“What… what if he rejects me?” Siruko whispered sadly.

Gzira sighed internally. He loves his friends, but sometimes they’re just… too dense. He just wished this pining would stop so they can all be happy. “You guys are so perfect for each other, you’re both oblivious idiots. Just trust me on this. Minben-san’s got it just as bad for you as you for him.”

Siruko wished he could believe him, but he just can’t. Dreams are just that… dreams. Like fairy tales are fairy tales. There’s no way that Mintosu would fall for him, and even though that thought hurts, it’s the reality. Mintosu liking him was just… a fantasy after all.

Yes, everybody was wrong. Siruko grumpily mashed his keyboard, trying to clear the level on the game he was playing and failing miserably. His character kept on dying, and it’s frustrating. Once his character got stuck somewhere between two walls, he decided to give up and shut down his computer. He stared at the black screen reflecting himself.

There’s no way Minben-san would like him. Look at him. There are big dark circles under his eyes, his hair was always messy, and he’s thin as a tooth pick. He doesn’t go out of his room that much, he’s not even that good in games, and the only thing he’s good at is maybe memory games. That’s so lame, right? Unlike Mintosu’s friend, what was his name again? Akoroshi. Now that is a talented guy. Knows English, good at singing, really good at games. It’s just impossible. That’s why he never confessed. He couldn’t even begin to compare with that guy. And what if Mintosu rejects him? Then the friendship he tried so hard to treasure will be gone, it will be awkward as hell since they are all practically homesharing, and maybe he’ll lose the only connection he has with Mintosu. So no way. He’d never confess.

It was a bit hard to avoid Mintosu because you know, housesharing, but Siruko feels like he’d done a pretty good job. He thinks he’s done really well in monitoring if he’s reaching 30 hours of no sleep or managing his exhaustion levels so that no embarrassing thing could ever happen again. He had to vigilantly avoid doing things that was second nature before, like falling asleep on Minben-san’s shoulder during movie night or hitting each other’s knees while playing Mario Kart, because they were just friends! Only friends! It was probably awkward for Minben-san to help not carry him to bed, and maybe the guy was doing it out of some friendly obligation or guilt, and Siruko never wants to put anyone in a situation like that where one forces his friends to do something for him. He keeps his distance now, toning down his actions to just behind the friendship lines, and plasters a smile on his face while pretending he doesn’t see the confused, slightly hurt looks Mintosu was showing as he avoids him.

It was almost successful and he could probably live like this for the rest of his life (hiding his pain) until his so-called beloved friends, his family even, corners him in the kitchen, the place where it all started. Siruko should seriously consider finding his own place to live.

“You’re being very ridiculous right now Siruko-san, and I don’t have much patience for ridiculousness.” Jiraichan says in a tone that means he’s about to pull out knives from his jacket. Very pointy knives that he likes using. “It’s bad enough the bet was cancelled. That was the only thing keeping me from locking you two in a vault and welding the bolt shut so you two can finally make out.” Siruko flushed red when the images came to mind, but shook his head. It was just a stupid fantasy, it didn’t make his heart clench painfully at all. Nope.

Quartetchi followed up immediately. “Sorry Siruko-san. It was fun when there was a bet in place, but now it’s just annoying. You two are the biggest pair of dense idiots in the world.”

“Look Niisan, before, you and Minben-san just irritated me when you both flirted with–”

“We do not–!!” The older brother interrupted indignantly.

“Yes you do!” Hakotaro almost raised his tone in frustration. “You bicker like an old married couple, and as much as it irritated me to see my Niisan and my senpai flirting but not even knowing they do, now it feels like whatever sanity I still had has just gone and you both are being so… so… gaaah!”

“What Hakotaro means to say is,” Ichihachi tried in a gentle tone, “you guys are playing the biggest game of chicken in the world. It was fun when we could tease you both about it and make money out of your hopeless romantic-ness, but now that we can’t, we need you to get your heads out of your asses and do something about it or we will.” He threatened calmly.

“I don’t know what you guys are talking about!” Siruko raised his arms wildly in desperation, his voice breaking. Why can’t his friends just leave him and his misery alone? “Minben-san and I are just friends! What do you want me to do?!?!”

“Oh my god Siruko-san!” Quartetchi complained. “If I didn’t love you as a friend I’d bash your head in that marble sink! How can you be this dense? Aniki’s been walking around with this sour, grumpy face like someone set his PC on fire, and you’re acting like a hurt puppy! A hurt, cruelly-kicked puppy! This has to stop!”

“Mintosu-san LIKES you, Niisan!” Hakotaro emphasized on the like. “How could you miss that? How do you not see--”

“He doesn’t!” Siruko crossed his arms stubbornly. “He’d never! Why would he–”

“If you finish that self-depreciating sentence, I will take out my mines and let you explode right there!” Jiraichan narrowed his eyes. Siruko gulped.

“Okay, that’s it! I’m done. Guys help me.” Quartet suddenly hauled Siruko’s arms up, and Ichihachi grabbed both his feet and lifted it up. The Bintroll leader yelped in surprise and tried to struggle, but Jiraichan and Hakotaro glared at him with that ‘If looks can kill’ face, and he can’t really do anything, not unless he wants to drop like a sack of potatoes to the floor painfully. Jeez, the grips of these two are so tight!

They dragged him upstairs to Mintosu’s room, where he was streaming APEX. Jiraichan opened the door with a bang so loud Mintosu jumped from his seat and hit his knee on the table. Hakotaro grimaced internally, that looked painful. Mintosu let out a string of profanities that shocked his viewers.

“What the fuck’s goin on??!”

The viewers were all alarmed and the comments flew so fast in the chat stream, all wondering what happened to their favorite green robot gamer. Bloodhound died, and Mintosu had to return to the main screen. Suddenly, a purple blob was dumped into his lap and a scream of pain was heard. Mintosu winced and turned off the mic.

“What the fuck guys?! I told you not to come in when I’m–” oh. Siruko-san. Siruko-san was on his lap, grimacing in pain at being dumped unceremoniously. Mintosu’s brain short-circuited and he could only blink.

“Minben-san, my Niisan likes you. A lot. And we know you like him too. I know you think you’re being subtle when you think Niisan’s not watching, but we’re not idiots like him. We know. Everyone does.”

“I- what…” Mintosu unknowingly echoed Siruko’s words from before.

“Just kiss already you idiots!!” Jiraichan yelled with his high-pitched voice. For all his size, he’s really scary when he’s angry. “C'mon guys, let’s go!” The pink fairy stomped angrily and headed out, while the others followed suit. At least Quartet and Ichihachi had the decency to apologize. Siruko thinks he needs to find new friends, they’re so rude!

Before Hakotaro closed the door, he glared daggers at Mintosu, “Look, I can’t say I like the idea of you making out with Niisan, but you make him happy, so please keep doing so. If you ever hurt my Niisan, I know Limone-sensei and everybody else will help me bury your body where no one can find it.” Mintosu nodded, believing the younger one will totally do that. Siruko flushed red upon hearing his brother’s shovel talk.

"I’m really happy if you guys finally get together, but please remember to get your hands off of each other and keep the PDA to a minimum, at least when I’m around.” And with that, the blonde closed the door. The silence that followed was really uncomfortable, and Siruko prays, Ground, swallow me up!!, wondering if it was possible to die out of humiliation.

“So… umm…” Min-san sees the flow of comments asking where he is out of his peripheral view, but he couldn’t care less, not when the person he’s been crushing on for a long time is blushing so hard on his lap right now, and he looks really adorable. Mintosu had wanted this. For so long. If this is a prank, he’s going to kill those guys. But he wants to believe that maybe, just maybe, he has a chance.

Siruko stubbornly refuses to look at him out of embarrassment, and Mintosu just rolls his eyes, even though he’s flustered too. Whatever, he thinks, because he’s never going to let Siruko go after hearing that. He rearranges him in a more comfortable position and mutters, “Okay, before I start the stream again, I’m gonna get this out. I like you, so fucking much, so after this we’ll talk and maybe get some food. Now, stay still and stay quiet.” Mintosu shakes his head to rid of his jitters, places his fingers on the keyboard and mouse, and turns his mic on. “Sorry bout that minnasan, there was a little bit of a commotion, just the bintroll guys messing around, but everything’s fine now. Really fine!! In fact, I’m feeling so good today, I might even get diamond today! Watch out! Hahahaha!” And the fight is on.

Once or twice, Siruko tries to wriggle his way out, but frankly Mintosu feels very warm around him, and being encased around his arms just makes him feel all sorts of giddy and calm at the same time. Mintosu just growls softly when Siruko tries to move so he gives up and watches his.. wait–are they boyfriends now?– maneuver Bloodhound perfectly and get a few kills. This is so embarrassing but at the same time, it’s all he ever wanted. He’s so happy he could just burst. Part of him wonders if he’s dreaming, but that dump was really painful so this must be real. Mintosu rests his chin on his shoulder, and any disbelief of reality he has disappears quickly, because that weight on his shoulder can’t be fake. Soon Siruko feels very sleepy and warm, and even though his heart still feels like it will burst out of his chest, maybe, just maybe, he can start to believe that Mintosu actually likes him back. Mintosu is actually warm and surprisingly comfortable even though he’s talking gibberish and laughing loudly in his ear, and Siruko starts to nod off against the gamer’s chest a few times. He doesn’t understand why he feels sleepy, but he can just always blame Minben-san later.

He blinks blearily when Minben-san carefully slots him into his bed, and the green guy turns off the lights and covers them with his blankets. It smells like detergent and Mintosu and home, and this isn’t the situation he had always imagined being on Minben-san’s bed, but it’s not that bad especially when Minben-san pulls him in and drapes his arms over him for a cuddle. Minben-san without his glasses always makes the butterflies in his stomach flutter, especially now that they’re so close he can practically feel Minben-san’s warm breath and heart beating loudly in his chest. The thought that Mintosu also feels whatever he is feeling is strange but comforting.

“Minben-san,” he whispers, so as to not disturb the electric peace in the atmosphere of the room, “they said we’re idiots.”

Mintosu chuckles and Siruko really likes it when he does that. “Maybe we are. Is that why Sensei keeps telling us that?”

“No, I’m pretty sure it’s because we’re idiots in another sense.”

“Tashikani.”

“So… you’re not into… Akoroshi-san?”

“What? No way! Yuck! I’ve never been interested in him that way! He’s just my best friend, that’s all.” Mintosu pauses. “Is that why you’ve been avoiding me?”

“Mmmmmm, maybe...?” Siruko sheepishly mumbles.

“Idiot.” He flicks Siruko’s forehead, resulting into the purplehead pouting cutely. Mintosu thinks he wants to kiss him, but he’s also content with this right now. “It’s you I like. A lot.”

“Why?” Siruko sounded so unsure and lost. Mintosu hates that. He knows that the purplehead tends to be insecure sometimes, which is absolutely absurd. If he could only see that everyone loves him, he would never second-guess himself.

“I just do. Honestly, why wouldn’t anyone? You’re amazing and everything. If anything, I thought you wouldn’t like me.”

Siruko starts to chuckle and Mintosu joins him. “Okay, maybe we really are idiots.”

“Right.”

“And for your information, I like you too. A lot. Actually, maybe I love you.”

Mintosu snorts. “Okay, then ‘maybe’ I love you too.“ Siruko smiles sleepily at that, and Mintosu’s heart skips a beat or two. “You know, you actually told me these a few times before, but I thought you were just being delirious or maybe hallucinating. You’re an idiot who really needs to sleep more.”

“As if you do! You’re just as bad as me, maybe even more!” Siruko wrinkles his nose angrily, and Mintosu thinks cute. “But.. really? I said that? That’s… embarrassing! Why didn’t you say something?”

“Well, I wasn’t gonna take anything your sleep-deprived brain says seriously. Once, you talked about giant ducks and how they’d take over the world one day. You mumble so many weird things, you idiot.”

That… was definitely weird. He can’t really blame his friends for staying away from crazy, sleepy him.

“Plus, well, maybe I like sleepy, idiotic Siruko-san.”

Pink dusted his cheeks. He can’t believe that Minben-san really put up with all of that craziness, but it did lead to this now, and Siruko decides to just stop doubting everything and take whatever happiness he can get. “Whatever. Sleepy Siruko likes you too, so shut up.”

Mintosu huffs, but his fingers run through his purple hair, and that feels really good. Siruko really wants to savour this moment, but his eyes are getting droopy and he doesn’t think he can keep them open.

“Sleep.” Mintosu orders softly.

“Hmmm…” Siruko answers sleepily. “Good night Minben-san.”

Well, what do you know, dreams do come true after all.

It was a great day. The sun was shining warmly outside, and Siruko feels well-rested and refreshed. Mintosu was cooking curry while he was preparing the coffee pot. Nothing really changed after last night, they still bicker a lot and tease each other to death, but this time, there are more leaning-to-each-other and maybe more skinship between them. It was a good morning. The four other Bintroll members were watching the strange love-hate interaction with fond but exasperated eyes.

“Anyone wanna have a bet? I’m betting six months before their first kiss.” 🐻

“C'mon, give them a little credit.” 🐰

“They wouldn’t have made it if Hakotaro didn’t interfere.” 🐱

“Yeah, and I would have won the bet.” 🐻

“No, you wouldn’t!!” 🐰

“Hmm… my bet is a week.” 🐱

“Uh, no way Ichihachi! It took them a year to tell each other that they like each other–actually no, without our help, it would have taken more than a decade! You really think they would kiss in a week?” 🐰

“Yeah! Just place your own bet!” 🐱

“But–” 🐰

Hakotaro drowned them out. Sometimes it’s really tough being the only sane member of this household, but this is family, and he wouldn’t have it any other way. He’s happy as long as everyone is happy, even though everyone is an idiot.

“Finally.” He sighs to himself, seeing his brother and his senpai smiling, and moves to break up the ongoing fight between a kiss that’s really not their business.

It was just a normal brunch in the Bintroll household, but everyone is laughing, and this is happiness. Siruko really appreciates this second family he has, and if he moves to hold Minben-san’s hand under the table, well, sue his boldness.

“Ne~ aishiteru~” he says in his heart.

[A/N: I hope you guys like it! It’s been a year since I last wrote a story and my skills are a bit rusty haha. Also, it’s my first time posting a story on tumblr! It was fun coding but also so frustrating! My good friend cm made the pic! Thanks cm! Visit me on Twitter! Anyway, have a nice day! Panyanyanda!]

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Owari~

[simplypavus]

All of Them. All Of The Questions.

The fool here was I. These are gonna be about Seine. 

1: What’s your OC’s biggest insecurity and how would they react if someone pointed it out to them?

I think Seine’s biggest fear is not being enough, not hitting this invisible standard set for him. I almost want to say he it constantly flirting with a need for perfection. Everything must be in its place and he must be correctly in his. If this were to be pointed out to him it would probably go over his head in a sense that its so tangled up with him that he wouldn’t get its negative impact. It’s the way it’s always been for him.

2: If your OC wants to buy a firearm, what it might be for?

To end something quickly and efficiently.

3: Does your OC behave differently around different people, if so with whom and how?

To friendly acquaintances he tries to carry himself with dignity and treat them with a formal respect. Everyone is his equal but he has an almost bodyguard like mentality about it. He may converse but it will be short and often to the point.

He’s about the same with those ‘closer’ to him but they may be able to find his smile and he tends to be a lot more relaxed around them. He tends to watch his words less though there is still a grasp at formality.

With his husband he is the most relaxed and more likely to speak what is on his mind. He tends to visibly light up when the other man is around and it’s much easier to see the start of a smile pulling at his features.

4: Would your OC want to involve themselves in humanitarian work ? If yes, then for what? If not, then why not?

Yes I think he would try and aid those struck by disaster, though in the world of dnd I think he’d be much more likely to try and end the source of disaster unless it was natural. A head of the snake kinda guy but this does not mean he would deny helping those struck by it.

5: How would your OC generally react to someone being verbally abusive towards them for no apparent reason?

He wouldn’t understand what was going on. He’d try and see if there was truth to what was said but depending on what was said it probably wouldn’t have a huge effect on Seine.

6: Does your OC have a realistic image of their own intelligence?

He’s a bit hammer meets nail to everything and so he may miss his int on that sense but he also well aware he doesn’t understand emotional intelligence.

7: Does your OC have any irrational phobias?

No idea. If he did I think he’d be one of those people that force themselves to face it because his will to be the best is stronger. 

8: How is/was your OC’s relationship with their parents?Complicated, he resents them without realizing it. He respects them as his parents and would do nothing untoward to them. He is to his best abilities the perfect son they wished him to be.

9: Does your OC feel a pressure to achieve or are they content and calm with doing what they can at the moment?

He’s gotta be the very best or at the very least he must do his best at all times. There is a general sense of pressure in that but he’s not really in a panic about it. It’s more like an expression of will.

10: Does your OC guard their emotions by being tough? If not how would they?

Kinda? More its that he’s always guarded them by not acknowledging, relating or understanding them.

11: How would your OC react to hearing they’re adopted?

It would explain a lot and his upbringing would make more sense. Unsurprising his initial reaction would be next to nothing. I think if he was able to actually processes things normally he would be sad but have a reason for why things were the way they were.  

12: What is one of the most primary things your OC feels that is missing from their life?

Husbando! On a more deeper level perhaps the ability to just let go to just be without some goal or something to be related to. He doesn’t know how to simply exist.

13: What kind of situations does your OC avoid the most?

Emotional situations, he is ill equipped to handle them and will quickly look at it in a problem and solution like manner or he will have nothing to offer at all.

14: If your OC gets into a fight with their best friend, would they wait for their friend to make up with them, or would they try to make up with their friend?

Depends on what its about and who Seine believes is in the wrong. He may placate but without actually addressing any underlying issues. Though if it is an error on his end he will probably be the first to attempt a reconnect.

15: Does your OC consider themselves a good person?

Yes or at the very least he doesn’t see himself as a bad person.

16: Is your OC good at giving others validation of their feelings and making them feel understood?

No, nope.

17: Does your OC suffer from any mental health issues?

Kinda.  I’m not gonna answer this one on the good ole tumbledotcom but conclusions can be made for this.

18: What kind of interpersonal values does your OC have? (values about their self, what makes them feel like a valid person).

He wants to be the rock in the room and if people count on him for that then he is valid.

19: What boosts your OC’s confidence the most?

Killing a powerful foe. It means he’s getting closer to his ultimate goal of being a champion.

20: Does your OC hurt others often unintentionally? If yes, how?

His emotional issues make it easy for him to accidentally hurt people.

21: Does your OC hurt others often intentionally? If yes, how?

If you are in his way or an enemy he will stop at nothing to destroy you with his glaive or sword.

22: How does your OC usually show affection? Are they openly romantic or more restricted with their affectionate emotions?

Seine is undoubtedly restricted with his affections. For people he gets on with he tend to hand near them like a cat. For romantic interests he’s also generally subdued but he is more likely to invade personal space or just hang very close if not touching.

23: Does your OC tend to hide something about their personality/essence when meeting new people? If yes, what?

His whole ass personality.

24: How would your OC react if they got humiliated by someone in a group of people?

Threaten/attack them if feasible and quite possibly threaten or attack them in its not. Though it depends on where it is because some of his upbringing would get in the way of him decking the lord of a manor in the middle of a party but he’d certainly want to.  

25: How would your OC process the grief caused by the death of a loved one?

Seine would shut down and return to the empty and emotionlessness he knows. It would be hard to reach him and he would basically become a robot.

26: What is the most intense thing your OC has been battling with?

Facing his emotions and trying to actually parse them.

27: Does your OC practise any kind of escapism? If yes, what kind?

I don’t think so.

28: How would your OC react if a bully stole their lunch money in high school?

Bold of you to assume it would be stolen in the first place without great bodily harm on both sides. Though if this was when he was actually a child he wouldn’t react at all. It would be like it didn’t happen.

29: How does your OC behave on the face of a conflict?

Find source, defeat it, profit. Unless it’s talking, then let someone else do that and back up if needed.

30: What makes your OC defensive quickest?

Threatening those he sees under his protection. I’m not sure what would make him verbally defensive

[barbecuedphoenix]

Sorry about the kinda obvious clichê, but Iwould like to see a fake relation piece with Nevra

Just to be sure, I looked upthe ‘fake relationship’ trope in case it means something different in media thanin my mind.  

And I was dazzled by all thevariations in TV alone. o_o Getting a fake partner is step #1 on the road to landing an actual partner, apparently. 

Either way, this is what I’vegot. Hope it satisfies, @mentacomchocolate.

This much Nevra will say: hehas had to pose as a mission partner’s spouse/lover/casual bed companion/etc.for quite a few missions in order toinfiltrate a hotspot. And according to partner testimonies and his own missiontrack record… he’s pretty damn good at it, always turning heads and rollingeyes whenever he shows up at a joint with his arm locked round his colleague’swaist. As planned. ;) The fact thatit’s also his idea 99% of the time is beside the point.

What’s the secret to his success as a faux-boyfriend? Love what youdo. And in Nevra’s case, he’s enamored with both the clandestine,dinner-party intrigue that comes with the role of a fake boyfriend as well as therituals of romance itself. Not to mention that this drama-king loves making hisaudience at least a little uncomfortablewhenever he strokes his partner’s cheek and lays on the sweet-names at thedinner table. So if an attractive colleague or friend approaches him in hisoff-duty hours with the role of their fictional boyfriend—for purely personal reasons—he’sinclined to say ‘why the hell not?’ Then commend them for coming to the rightperson. ;)

And if their objective is tostick it to some disagreeable ex of theirs… that just makes their case evenharder to refuse. It is his obligationas a gentleman to show that sorry schmuck how a real lover acts.

Still, this isn’t a simplefield assignment (and he’s not everybody’son-call boyfriend). Nevra will first lay down some ‘conditions’ beforehe agrees to save his friend/colleague’s reputation. One: he’ll loan them hispretty face for a limited time only, and only if they have something really interesting to offer him inexchange. He isn’t obliged to help them look ‘not-single’. Two:they’ll let him act as he sees fit to ‘carry out the role’. Because how willpeople believe the ruse if he doesn’t act a little affectionate to them? ;) Andthree: if other complications on their end crop up—such as their objectiveactually being more than to piss-off their ex—then he’s within his rights topull out of the ploy. This is a game with people’s hearts and reputations onthe line, and if they’re not honest with him from the beginning about theiraims and the stakes, then they can’t expect him to join in.

Otherwise… let the gamesbegin. ;)    

What is he like as a fake boyfriend?  

As an actor and accomplice inthe ruse, Nevra is actually very reliable; you can’t ask for a better fakeboyfriend than a professional spy. He doesn’t easily lose his cool when put on the spot, improvising alibi after alibi if necessary. And he’s gameenough to roll with his partner’s ploys and other unexpected surprises without somuch as a blink, staying welded to their side for the entire party with a glassof wine ready (which also makes it easier for him to swoop in and save theirass if they begin to crack under scrutiny). The main drawback: if they’re notcareful, Nevra will step in to mastermind their collection of cover-stories andstrategies for ‘mingling at parties’ to draw maximum attention, until his ‘partner’begins to wonder whose idea this really is. Don’t mistake him: Nevra knows thisis his friend’s show, and if they wish to pull the plug early, he’ll defer totheir wishes. It’s just that he’s… invested in their joint success. And is98% sure that he has more experience in stoking people’s jealousy than they do.If he’s playing the role, he’ll make dead sure that they look like El’s new golden couple while this lasts.    

That said, this vampire willsimply ooze charm when it’s time to play the role of a pseudo-boyfriend. Enoughto tempt his accomplice into rolling their eyes every fifteen minutes. He’sa natural flirt who enjoys being open with his affections. So he’ll opendoors for them, pull up chairs, show up for every ‘date’ with a fancy token ofhis appreciation before dancing them under the streetlamps for everyone to see,bundle them into his scarf as soon as the night grows chill, map the backs oftheir hands with his lips and substitute their name for honeyed endearmentsthat recycle the word ‘heart’, and that’s only when he’s not declaring—loudenough for bystanders to hear—how much more radiant his ‘lover’ is looking bythe day… In short, whatever it takes to drive home the point to onlookers thathis ‘partner’ has excellent taste in choosing him. And making said partner-in-crimeblush is icing on the cake.  

Matters will get really interesting though if Nevra’spseudo-lover is both a good sport anda charmer who knows how to play the role of a graceful, coquettish object ofdesire to the ‘e’. There are few fantasies quite like working with another skilledactor, and Nevra will be inclined to prolong the ruse just to enjoy the show they’re both putting on. And then raise the bar by offering his ‘partner’ someprops to wear whenever they appear in public. Like a black silk choker ordainty ascot tied around their neck, to imply that there’s a little ‘souvenir’he left on their skin after he– supposedly– stayed over the other night. Silkhandkerchiefs dabbed in his cologne that they can—publicly—tuck into theirbodice. Tall, lace-up leather boots with just enough space to stick ariding-crop in, for ‘personal use’, as he’ll casually mention to (disgusted) bystanders.Really, if his partner is happy to follow through on this raunchier act, thenNevra will start to wonder why they aren’tactually dating each other. Just imagine the fireworks if this is all real.

When will the ruse stop?

If all goes well (i.e. notrampled feelings, inconvenient secrets, or backstabbing), Nevra will amicablywalk out of the role of their boyfriend once their designated time is up, armedwith a smooth alibi for both of them to use to explain their cordial ‘break-up’to the public. And he’ll wish his co-conspirator good luck with a smile, thenextend an invitation for a friendly drink and a status update in a few weeks’time. This was fun, don’t mistake him. Though he draws the line at offeringan encore performance: as much as he enjoys this game and the attention, hedoesn’t intend to be their social crutch in the long-term (i.e. being theirfictional on-and-off-again booty-call boyfriend). He knows what he’sworth, and it’s up to them to escapetheir rut of singlehood.  

But if Nevra genuinely enjoysplaying the role of their boyfriend and sees that they too are having fun, hemight offer to extend the ruse for even longer. Why should they ‘break up’ whenthey get along so well? He’ll avoid admitting explicitly that he too has beenmilking the situation for his own ends, but he’ll smile unabashedly at them asthey gape at realizing he just snuck an offer to turn their ruse into reality.

If they give their assent, he’llgrin wide and sweep them into his arms, pulling them into a real, unscriptedkiss and joking that he might have to thank their ex for what they’ve given him.His mind will begin churning for new places, programs, and inspiration for theirnext date to top all the others they’ve been on so far. Because this time, itisn’t an act.  

If they say no, Nevra willfight to maintain his smile, succeeding with just a split-instant drop of the cornersof his lips. But he’ll assure them drolly that he ‘understands their position’,and won’t push the point further. In fact, he’s inclined to get up and leave asfast as possible. And it’s only when he’s alone again on the pavement, walkingfast through the night and sticking to the deserted alleys, that he’ll allowthe burn of humiliation to crawl up his neck, up to his face, and scorch hisscalp. So, all they wanted from him in the end was a pretty face and fasttongue. Never had he thought that he’ll be so willingly objectified, and thenfool himself into thinking that there might be something more. This isn’t hisfirst gambit; he should have known better than to expect more from thesituation. Or from them.

Posing as the perfect boyfriend isn’t quite so amusing now. 

Oops, I did it again. I brokehis heart. Beyond the parameters of the request.

You’re still my favorite guyin the game, Nev. That’s exactly why I do this. ;)

As ever, read, enjoy(hopefully), and review. My inbox may still be closed for requests, but I’llnever say no to feedback. 

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all the asks for ray and gaelin!!!

under a readmore for because there’s 30 of them!

1: What’s your OC’s biggest insecurity and how would they react if someone pointed it out to them?

ray: his strength/abilities in comparison to his brother and sister’s. he feels like he’s considerably weak compared to them, and doesn’t really like that. that being said, he’d probably just…shrink back if someone actually pointed it out.

gaelin: their age. they know they’re a little young to be in charge, thanks.

2: If your OC wants to buy a firearm, what it might be for?

ray: honestly, he probably wouldn’t but if he did it’d be for self-defense i guess??

gaelin: there is no situation in which they would buy a firearm

3: Does your OC behave differently around different people, if so with whom and how?

ray: he gets a lot more open and talkative around people he trusts (such as his siblings, as well as klem, ci, mer, etc..). he’s essentially less shy, more himself

gaelin: they come across as a lot more authoritative with most people, rather than just friendly, if not a bit awkward

4: Would your OC want to involve themselves in humanitarian work ? If yes, then for what? If not, then why not?

ray: if he could, he would.

gaelin: they basically help out any travelers that pass through as it is due to their healing abilities so

5: How would your OC generally react to someone being verbally abusive towards them for no apparent reason?

ray: he’d probably just… stare at them. shut down internally. die on the spot.

gaelin: they’d just kinda… blink and move on

6: Does your OC have a realistic image of their own intelligence?

ray: mostly? he’s a little hard on himself

gaelin: for the most part, they’re realistic about intelligence. other skills, maybe not so much

7: Does your OC have any irrational phobias?

ray: spiders. he can deal with other bugs but can’t do spiders. don’t try to kill them in front of him, because he will also lose his mind

gaelin: earthquakes. they’ve never ever experienced one, but the idea of the ground shaking is just…no.

8: How is/was your OC’s relationship with their parents?

ray: it was good. he was definitely closer to his mom than his dad, but he was still crushed after his dad disappeared/died.

gaelin: they didn’t have one. their dad disappeared right after their mom became pregnant, and their mom left after they were born. their grandmother 100% raised them.

9: Does your OC feel a pressure to achieve or are they content and calm with doing what they can at the moment?

ray: it’s less about achieving and more about simply surviving

gaelin: the pressure is on

10: Does your OC guard their emotions by being tough? If not how would they?

ray: he either doesn’t guard his emotions at all or he completely internalizes them

gaelin: they come across as nonchalant but they’re also decently honest about their emotions– at least with nile

11: How would your OC react to hearing they’re adopted?

ray: he would be Very Confused because he is…not.

gaelin: they would basically just… shrug and nod because. Yes. their grandmother basically adopted them

12: What is one of the most primary things your OC feels that is missing from their life?

the answer for both of them is safety, although the reasoning behind those answers vary.

13: What kind of situations does your OC avoid the most?

ray: any sort of confrontation, whether verbal or physical

gaelin: danger, or even the Possibility of danger

14: If your OC gets into a fight with their best friend, would they wait for their friend to make up with them, or would they try to make up with their friend?

ray: depends on the specific fight. if he knows he was being irrational, he eventually just sighs and apologizes. if he believes that he was completely rational and the other person was not, it would be time for the Silent Treatment

gaelin: they’d usually just apologize because it’s easier than continuing to fight and they typically didn’t care all that much about whatever the fight was

15: Does your OC consider themselves a good person?

both would answer yes, though ray definitely struggles more with that than gaelin

16: Is your OC good at giving others validation of their feelings and making them feel understood?

ray: that is definitely one of his strong points

gaelin: no, but they try and people (aka nile) often appreciate that

17: Does your OC suffer from any mental health issues?

ray: he has some difficulty with depression and sometimes anxiety

gaelin: not really. maybe some anxiety, but it’s a healthy amount considering

18: What kind of intrapersonal values does your OC have? (values about their self, what makes them feel like a valid person)

they both actually have similar values revolving around like… just trying to be a decent person

19: What boosts your OC’s confidence the most?

ray: praise.

gaelin: successfully healing what should have been a deadly injury

20: Does your OC hurt others often unintentionally? If yes, how?

ray: not often, but sometimes he says something that comes across differently than what he meant

gaelin: yes, simply because they sometimes struggle with understanding how their words might impact others

21: Does your OC hurt others often intentionally? If yes, how?

ray: again, not often, but he does have to fight to survive sometimes

gaelin: nope

22: How does your OC usually show affection? Are they openly romantic or more restricted with their affectionate emotions?

ray: he can be touchy-feely (as runs in the family lmao), but also just… if he’s chatty with you, that’s being pretty affectionate. he gives great hugs

gaelin: they tend to show affection by spending time with someone (aka nile). the occasional hand-holding, but physical affection is usually instigated by nile

23: Does your OC tend to hide something about their personality/essence when meeting new people? If yes, what?

ray: he doesn’t really let strangers see his angry side (unless they’re the target of his anger) as well as… well, anything aside from just how friendly yet shy he is

gaelin: they’re very much an open book, although definitely harder to strangers. people don’t always know how sarcastic they can be, either

24: How would your OC react if they got humiliated by someone in a group of people?

ray: he would Shut Down

gaelin: they just kinda… move on. it’s really hard to humilate gaelin because usually they either don’t care, or didn’t get it

25: How would your OC process the grief caused by the death of a loved one?

ray: it really depends. he’d get angry, for sure, and probably his mental health would take a giant Dip

gaelin: they would 100% shut down. stop doing everything but existing…that being said, they were prepared for their grandmother to die so her death didn’t evoke a horrible response. they were just sad and quiet

26: What is the most intense thing your OC has been battling with?

ray: prooobably knowing that his mother most likely got killed protecting him and his siblings, as well just the complete unknown.

gaelin: the knowledge that they and their village/loved ones are literally Running Out of Time

27: Does your OC practise any kind of escapism? If yes, what kind?

ray: sometimes he focuses more on the ghosts around him than himself

gaelin: gardening. does that count?

28: How would your OC react if a bully stole their lunch money in high school?

ray: he would go get moiren because she would take care of the problem lol

gaelin: they’d probably protest and then just… sigh and walk away. no point in fighting a losing battle.

29: How does your OC behave on the face of a conflict?

ray: it truly depends on the type of conflict. he does have a really bad habit of freezing up, though. he’s also better at a battle of wits than a battle of strength. he functions well with plans–finding a way to outwit an opponent. if it’s a verbal conflict, though–he either plays the peacemaker or steps back to let hayve or ci take over

gaelin: they try to avoid it as much as they can, but once a true conflict arises that they can’t get out of–well. time to jump right in and improvise along the way.

30: What makes your OC defensive quickest?

ray: if you insult him or the ones he cares about

gaelin: question their abilities, and they are Immediately Annoyed