#kinda first post

[vintage-sl]

Y'all, a little imagine 🤭 (inspired by Bite Me by Enhypen)

Imagine— yandere!vampire stumbling across lost gn! darling. Yan bites darling, sucking out enough blood to make the darling pass out.

Yan takes darling to their lair, keeping them there, not allowing them to escape. Vampire can't imagine why you would to leave, all they want to do is keep you safe~!

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

Jean about Neil and Kevin basically: I am intrinsically linked to them, they are me and I am them in some way, I would trust them with my life and would go to the ends of the earth if they asked me to, our fates and souls are intertwined, they are my Achilles heel and I could and would not exist in a world without them in it.

Also Jean: ew no, they’re not my friends, have you met them? Insufferable and annoying.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[biobe]

hihi recently read from me to you for us by @otooga and oh. em. gee. it's soooo good and scratches my brain in all the right places. here are some of my favourite scenes!

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gotcha huhu

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[valkyriesot]

Gooner! Roommate! Caleb who purposefully loses bets with you so he’s “punished” to do the laundry for the house, hoping to get just a glimpse of your panties

Roommate! Caleb who tells himself he’s just making sure to get them extra clean when he pulls your underwear out of the pile piece by piece, admiring each one

Roommate! Caleb who inspect the gusset of each one and nearly falls to his knees when he sees a dried spot on one, pulling it out of the pile for safe keeping

Roommate! Caleb who lovingly hand washes each pair, knowing that his hands are touching where your most intimate part has been, and soon your most intimate part will touch where his hands have been. Who swears he feels more connected to you by this act alone

Roommate! Caleb who has to fight every nerve in his body that urges him to leave a mess in your panties. The thought of leaving a piece of himself on them, knowing it’ll be staining your skin leaving him lightheaded

Roommate! Caleb who can’t help himself and leaves a gentle kiss on the gusset of one pair, telling himself you deserve to be showered in love even in this tiny way

Roommate! Caleb who has to hide his blush later that night when he hands you the basket of clean laundry, hoping you won’t notice the missing pair

Roommate! Caleb who waits until the darkest part of the night to enjoy his reward. Who pulls out the pair of panties, and with only the moon as his witness, tenderly rubs the dried patch before bringing it to his nose

Roommate! Caleb who swears he can still feel the lingering warmth of you on his skin. Whose eyes roll back as he inhales deeply. And if the tip of his tongue reaches out for a taste, that’s between him and the moon

[lambilegs]

listen, lowkey, I feel like sevika would love interacting with a feisty!reader. like, I get why people headcanon her as preferring a partner who's more submissive or, like, lenient with her. but, I don't know, something tells me she'd relish in having a partner who gives her a hard time. someone who she can bicker and argue with back and forth, someone who doesn't just ride with her shit no matter what. she'd like having someone who actually challenges her, and questions her stances, opinions and strategies. someone who gets her to reflect on her actions and give them even more careful consideration than she already does on her own. someone who makes her think even harder.

and aside from a moral standpoint, she would just playfully love it too. something about you looking up at her with a glare whenever she messes around with you has her abdomen stirring with desire. she feels like a teenager again, vying after the attention of someone who is constantly tiring of her. but, she can't help it. she likes when you punch her arm after she makes a cheap shot at one of the guys she's gambling with at the last drop. when you scoff at something tough she says, and teasingly coo that she's just a big softie, dammit, she can't help but feel like one with the way your words are affecting her. when she jokingly wraps an arm around your shoulders, you shrug her off with an eye roll, and when she props her elbow on your head as though it's an armrest, you pretend to bite at her wrist, to which she laughs and wiggles the mechanical fingers, saying, "you sure you wanna do that?"

sometimes, she tries to flirt with you. she'll ask you to go on a walk with her, or sit with her in her corner of the bar when she does repairs on her arm. hey, who said romance is dead? there've been times where you smile, heave a sigh and drawl out, "well, since there's nothing else better to do," which usually incites her pulling out a chair for you and gruffly sitting on her own, getting to work. it's nice, really. you chatter away, she learns more about you, gets more intrigued, then you leave, and she feels just a bit more hollow. it's a vicious cycle. but, she can't resist going back to it, over and over again. especially when there are little moments where it feels like her feelings might be returned. like when she asks you to do one of the above, and you scoff and say, "why don't you ask one of the girls you saw at the brothel today?"

it surprises her the first time, to say the least. but, she grows to like it. a lot. the way you stiffen up next to her when another woman eyes her with desire, how you snap and glare at her when you hear from babette that sevika paid a visit the night before. it feels like you already have your claws sunk into her before she even got the chance to ask you out. and shit, does she really enjoy that. how possessive you are, how livid you get with her for showing attention to anyone who's not you.

she nearly likes it just as much when you direct that anger to someone else. an ex-friend you're steaming with rage over, a disrespectful enforcer, someone who gives sevika, or actually anyone else in the undercity, shit. the way your nostrils flare with the deep breaths you take, how sweat lines your brow, that motion when your eye twitches. she can't help but admire the intensity of what you feel, and how you have the courage to deliver it to someone who deserves it. whether they fuck with you, your people or the city. and on some occasions, with sevika.

[zeldalizzy]

January: Snowy Shenanigans 🩵

[m2sh5x]

hello 8:11 tumblr fandom

[vongulli]

old drawings from like 2022 of my cat lady theif, Natanya!

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[crowmise]

Waves

My September MV belongs to VIVINOS

Music belongs to NATSYONA

Pls check them out

[baker-chan-senpai]

british people's secret power

[umblrspectrum]

"smaller mass" you say

[deathberi]

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