#kinda boring takes this time

[devisopod]

even more of my personal Ford headcanons that no one asked for while I'm between drawings:

Enthusiastically defends the combination of pineapple and pizza (psychopath).

Literally so amused by anything he perceives as dry humor. Often takes these remarks as jokes and moves on without thinking twice about the actual message.

Prefers silence when his full attention is devoted to working. Can stand some background noise, but ambient music or talking starts to irritate him after a while.

To add, he's got such selective hearing, let's be real. Chances are, if he's focused, he's only partially listening and responding to pauses with "mm" and "uh huh".

Funny enough, he's a great listener any other time and really absorbs what's being told to him. He's working on this kind of behavior rather than allowing himself to spin the conversation so it's about him.

I see him as artistically inclined just in general. He's a great traditional artist (a given), but I think he'd also be really skilled at pottery or metalworking if he tried it. He's just so damn busy that he'd avoid taking on too many hobbies.

Constantly falling asleep outside. A bad habit, really. The gnomes love to steal his stuff.

Not especially concerned for his own safety (very obviously). Does things spontaneously and in the name of science, or whatever, but he'll go as far as treating it like a joke. Probably went numb to the danger of what he does at some point.

Has really good (and arguably strict) hygiene routines. That's about as far as his self-preservation goes.

Not quick to anger, but his temper flares are actually pretty bad when he reaches his breaking point.

Saves things from old socks to egg cartons, but not for any specific purpose. He's just really bad about hoarding stuff that could potentially be useful later.

[uncharted-constellations]

~What i couldve been~

I was just gonna do the adult timeline zelda but im so enchanted by the idea of these two versions of the same character. People always talk about how link would be changed but never zelda.

[wilsonmybeloved]

ive literally never interacted with the rats smp ever besides like once

but ren and martyn exist. and a lot of my other favorite creators. so we're going headfirst into rat yaoi. raoi, if you will. ratataoi?? ratatouille yaoi? ...ill work on it

[dorothywonderland]

BRO LITERALLY DOXXED HIMSELF TO THE CYCLOPS. he was asking to get jumped come on

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN | MAMA 2020 ENDING

[corvidus-fr]

super quick musings on Fathoms. i like a lot about the pose + design, but i feel like they kinda suffer from Undel Sameface when everything about their lore is pointing towards "friendly gentle ocean giants". wanted to roughly sketch Merrigan for a side-by-side comparison, and then some rough doodles of how i might push the design in a chunkier, more cetacean-inspired direction - 3 is swapping the features but keeping the overall proportions/layout mostly the same, and 4 is pushing the proportions even further

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! This question came up when I had family visiting, and I am genuinely unsure of how common this is

[edains]

MELE2: Kal'Reegar Romance Scene

Alternate Beard Mod for Custom Male Shep

Children of Rannoch - A Quarian Overhaul (LE2)

Halcyon Hairpack (LE2)

Turtlenecks for Male Shepard (LE2)

Same-Gender Romances for LE2

Primitives - A Facial Appearance Overhaul

[thwispsings]

the idea came to me in a migraine induced dream but now im obsessed with the concept of a mu qingfang who knew the abuse bunhe was going through at the hands of og!shen qingqiu/shen jiu and did his best to treat the kid whenever he could (and bring his concerns to zhangmen shixiong, which were obviously very much ignored) and his constant worry over the situation means that when the qi deviation happens he is suspicious of shen qingqiu’s changes for all different reasons and very much protective of luo binghe -who is a sweet child and an earnest disciple who seems to always find the most incredible medicinal herbs to bring to his mu shishu as thanks for the care bestowed upon him- which means that when the whole shen qingqiu dying thing happens instead of bad mouthing luo binghe or fighting him at every chance he does his best to come over and keep an eye on things to try and help him and make sure luo binghe won’t kill himself trying to bring shen qingqiu back because he remembers that earnest kid and he’s witnessed luo binghe’s devotion to this shen qingqiu first hand and knows there is no way that the kid who cried when ning yingying found a bird with a broken wing and begged mu qingfang to fix it and the kid that would always borrow medical texts and try to find new herb combinations as if it was a game between him and qian cao disciples is actually doing anything nefarious to shen qingqiu’s corpse.

anyways in this essay i will-

[fascinationstreetmp3]

i think i'm never going to like marius i dont even find him compelling in a horrible guy way and i dont understand why anne rice and almost every character acts like the sun shines out of his ass he's just bleh. i do not like him

[cryptid-moose]

Some Shawn doodles feat. Gus

[oozeandgoo-art]

oh right, i drew this the other day

[batsplat]

if more people knew Herstory (aka 2004 season and sete&vale) so many questions wrt 2015 season(mostly “why would vale….”) would immediately be answered addfghjk like guysssss guyssssss

it is kinda funny that there's a simple cheat code out there to understanding most of valentino's career but it's just about long enough ago that most people simply... ignore it. like there's a three year span that more or less tells you what you need to know about him. it's like you say! pretty much every possible "why would vale..." secretly has a straightforward answer, and 9/10 it's something that was established in 2003 to 2005. simple as

if anything it's almost annoying because it's too easy. the 2004/2015 stuff in particular is incredibly funny. oh, so you say you have a controversial last lap at assen where valentino beat a rival in direct combat and said rival reacted surprisingly poorly, making valentino reevaluate his relationship with the rival? might that tell you something about how a seed of suspicion once sown can remain dormant for months until valentino is given cause to revisit it? valentino quite literally says in his biography that he could never have hated biaggi because he wasn't a friend and didn't have the power to hurt him... the sepang pressers thing is genuinely just silly, I know this is mainly a function of when they happen in the calendar but what a bizarre coincidence. 2015 is like a slightly more opaque funhouse mirror version of 2004 - but so many of the major beats are virtually identical. which means you've got a season Out There where a younger less experienced less guarded less cynical valentino basically walks you through his internal processes so you get a really good handle of what his deal is. he's piecing together his identity as a competitor going forwards in real time - and then in 2015 he just reminds you of what exactly that identity involves. it's a reaffirmation and not a departure... he's not that inscrutable after all, in the end

[bizarrocloudy]

Ok, I just watched ALL* of Red vs Blue. Here is my rating for each season.

Note: This is mostly a vibes-based rating system, because I didn't think to rate them as I watched them-- so having all of this information shoved into my brain over the course of 3 weeks has maybe damaged me a little bit. And I maybe can't remember exactly why I am rating these things the way I am. And I am maybe even forgetting some stuff. I am an elderly person now so legally you have to either a) feel sorry for my cognitive decline, or b) respect my opinions due to my worldliness and wisdom.

Season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5: A

Season 6, 7, 8: B

Season 9, 10: D

Season 11: C

Season 12: A

Season 13: B

Season 14: C (Since it's such a mixed bag because it's an anthology. We're averaging here. There were some really cute ones! And also some boring as hell ones.)

Season 15: B

Season 16: D

Season 17: F+

Season 18: N/A -- Watched like 2 episodes and I hated it so I just skipped this season

Restoration: C

Notes: I watched The Blood Gulch Chronicles countless times, and I loved them. I first saw a season when my friends showed me in 2004, when I was in high school. Donut with the spider on his head has lived rent free in my brain ever since.

I remember catching up in college and watching some of Seasons 6 & 7 maybe? And that is where I stopped. So the majority of this was a first-time watch!

Some of the humor is so good, and some of the humor is just edgy as fuck. Peak gen-x male gamer in early 2000's type shit.

It was interesting to watch the use of misogyny and the R-word as comedic devices taper off throughout the course of the 20-year time period it spans. Honestly watching these was like a cultural research project.

Overall I had a pretty good time. Like I said, a lot of the writing is very well done for what it is, and really funny.

The ending for Church and Tex was pretty sweet. The ending for Grif and Simmons, not so much. Would've been ok if they'd sounded a little bit sadder about leaving each other!!!

Another shameful note: I recently found a grimmons fanfic buried deep within my computer's most secret file folder structures. I think I wrote it about 14 years ago. I read it and it was so embarrassing that I considered throwing my PC into Lake Michigan. I guess I can say I've been a grimmons shipper for about 15 years though!!! 🫡 I'VE SERVED MY TIME

Thank you for reading about this strange compulsion that I had.

[socksandbuttons]

HE KNOWS

YES I SEE HES NOT LIKING THAT NOW

Also interesting they do use their 'feralty' as some cover. However ruins weird so we'll see if he figures that out right away or not.

[crabsnpersimmons]

Hi I just really adore your Have You Eaten? AU and I swear I've seen you somewhere before. So I'm doing the tumblr social thing. Did you participate in either a DCA Secret Santa or Secret Skeleton event? I know I've seen your art around before, but I just wanna know if it's because I've seen you on tumblr or because I saw you through the discord,,,,,,

hi! thank you that's so sweet! and…. i’m not sure? 😂

the only event i have participated in was the Platonic Secret Valentine earlier this year! (here’s my gift)

i only joined the DCA fandom late last year and i haven’t been active in many fandoms since 2014ish i think? but i rarely drew for those fandom because they were very… critical to put it politely 😅

as for discord... i mostly use discord to chat directly with friends. large discord servers kinda overwhelm me and i don't really have the spoons to post my art on multiple platforms, so my art is usually just here on tumblr or privately shared with friends on discord

so... i dunno but i'm glad you found me and you enjoy my art! thanks again!