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Seymour: Ishmael. I don’t like women.
Kyojin: [gasp] You… you’re a misogynist????
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Chalyx: why do people keep on asking me if I'm gay Chalyx: I'm not gay. Chalyx: I'm straight. Chalyx: Straight up depressed.
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Serena: I said I wasn't gonna cry.
Sosi: And you're not.
Serena: Yeah. It's called strength.
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Arete: You know sometimes people tell me, they say “Arete, we think your ego’s getting a little bit out of hand” but I think they’re just jealous of how perfect I am.
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Emrys: How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit before you start taking care of yourself?
Marion: I’m thinking of a number between eleven and... twenty-five.
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Violet: [walking out of the aquarium disappointed]
Trash: Letty, what did you think a tiger shark was??
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Dorothy: I’m here for the cult stuff.
Taiga: How did you find us???
Dorothy: I saw the Craigslist ad.
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Anthony, about the guild: I know from the outside it seems like we have everything together-
Haven: No, not really.
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Patches: What if Henry never comes back?
Emilia: Oh, honey, no one ever leaves home and doesn't come back.
Patches: I did.
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The Archivist: Slash I’m going to kill you.
Slash: You can’t. I’m under 18. I don’t consent.
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Gaia: oh, I see. You think you’re cute.
Mimi: Actually, I think I’m just so-so, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.
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Neuse: it’s okay… Drumstick is in gryphon heaven now.
Pierre, sobbing: YEAH BUT WE GO TO DIFFERENT HEAVENS-
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Neuse: Can you hear it...? The ocean... it wants blood.
Pierre: Okay I think I made you drink too much seawater
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Virtue, trying to get people to get their cursed items: HEY there! You look like someone who’d love some magic items!
Anthony: Aren’t you that person who was drinking a can of Raid through a bendy straw...?
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Trash: This is not some simple task like, say, riding a bicycle, cracking an egg...or committing premeditated murder.
Letty: Wait, what was that last one?
Trash: ...Cracking an egg.
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