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Flint: No longer going to pursue the Ninesmith, just going to become a rock, thanks.
Shellie: igneous or metamorphic?
Flint: Neither. Dwayne the
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Ssaprina: We should get married.
Inai: We’ve known each other for less than a month.
Ssaprina: And I think I’ve shown incredible restraint waiting this long.
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if you saw my vent post no you didn’t, I had food poisoning that’s so embarrassing
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Seymour: Ishmael. I don’t like women.
Kyojin: [gasp] You… you’re a misogynist????
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Thyme: It took 10,000 bees 25 years to make the honey you just wasted.
Azazel: takes 550 bees 2-3 weeks to make about 2-5lbs of honey, where’d you get those numbers
Thyme: I made them up for dramatic effect.
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Emrys, to Azazel: That’s the secret of life, you have to stay positive no matter what.
Emrys: [falls down stairs]
Emrys, holding back tears: Boy, I sure got down those stairs fast!!
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Oriax: Finish the Titansfall song! Dashing through the-
Therai: -Guild, I need to find syrup. I need all the syrup I can get. Enough to fill 4 bathtubs. I’m going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to achieve maximum velocity. Get ready Marathon.
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Viper: Slashory. Henry’s OnlyFans password is in his room somewhere. Find it. Slashory. I- You need it to escape.
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Valour, killing two men: I just think that war crimes are an important part of the Second Chance Society.
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Treehouse group chat
Pierre: Hey guys look what I found in the pantry!
Davy: Wtf?? Kill it. Cernunnos: That's cute. It's name will be David. Please make him a little helmet out of a cork. I have just commissioned Neuse to make a small carriage for him, and he needs proper protection to ride it.
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Chalyx: why do people keep on asking me if I'm gay Chalyx: I'm not gay. Chalyx: I'm straight. Chalyx: Straight up depressed.
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Iris: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Morgan: Nope.
Sunny: No.
Gloom: Absolutely not.
Gloom: Actually, I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.
Sunny: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Morgan: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Gloom: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed that outcome.
#iris brismask#sunny brismask#morgan#gloom#ana#redmack#source: this rainbow six siege video is hilarious
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Seymour: In my youth, I was quite the quirked up white boy.
Seymour: No one in the village could best me at ‘busting it down, sexual style.’
Anthony: And were you goated, sir?
Seymour, a merry twinkle in his eye: My dear boy, I most certainly was!
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Flint: Women should not swear-
Trash: Get fucked.
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Pierre: <3
Neuse: wha- huh- how did you do that with your mouth
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Anthony: Today I’m making fucked up little discoveries in my fucked up little hideout.
Teddy: Wh- what makes the hideout fucked up?
Anthony: Asbestos.
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Zander: google please stop showing me sex ads Zander: I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.
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