#kim kardashian h

[psykopaths]

Kendall flipping off paparazzi is a mood

[letterstokareokay]

Not y’all coming for my vents??

Ok here’s that: This. is. a. vent. account.

You’re gonna see stuff on my page that may make you uncomfortable. If it does: scroll! It’s that easy. I’ve been struggling with mental health for as long as I can remember and this tumblr page is what currently keeps me alive and active in communication, mkay? Everything on here is what I feel and think, even if it’s not the most pleasant thing. So please be understanding. Thx.

[fashionheartsdreamland]

[6ix9inewiturmom]

NSFW Alphabet- Christopher Sturniolo

A/N: like i said about matt’s version THIS IS BASED OFF OF MY OPINIONS AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT BITE IT BITCH :) anyways thank you and enjoy :)

A- Aftercare (what he’s like after sex)

Chris is definitely the biggest sweetheart after sex, he’d definitely bathe you if you felt like it, door-dashing you food, i mean you name it he’s providing. no matter how hard he fucked you he’s DEFINITELY gonna treat you like a princess.

B- Body part (his favorite body part on himself and you)

his favorite body part on himself is his arms, he LOVES showing them off.

his favorite body part on you is your ass or hips. he loves grabbing your hips and your ass, none sexually and sexually constantly grabbing both of those parts.

C- Cum (where he likes to cum)

if Chris can’t cum IN you he’s cumming on your ass or your chest/face for SUREEE.

but he loves when you swallow his cum even more then when he cums ON you.

D- Dirty secret (self explanatory)

Chris has always wanted to film a sex tape. not because he wants a Kim Kardashian experience but like he just wants to watch you take his dick ON film to watch over and over again.

E- Experience (how experienced is he?)

Chris has definitely had 1-2 bodies before you he knows what to do to make your back arch off the bed, grip the sheets, etc.

F- Favorite position (again self explanatory)

he LOVES doggy. if y’all start while your on your back guarantee you he’s flipping you over so your back is arched and he’s pounding the shit outta you, so he can watch your ass recoil off him.

G- Goofy (how goofy is he during sex?)

I feel like Chris is goofy everywhere else except when it comes to sex, unless it’s like morning sex where he can crack a couple jokes about how early it is or something.

“The hormone monster must have attacked you this morning, wakin’ me up just to ride me” he laughed thrusting his hips upwards into me while you’re gripping the headboard for dear life

“f-fuck” you moan out “seriously chris?”

H- Hair (how is he shaved? what’s his preference with your hair?)

Chris is definitely either clean shaved or like buzzed and trimmed but he refuses to let it get worse then trimmed

however on you? he’s eating that cat regardless, and he’s DEFINITELY the type of guy to make the “wilderness must be explored” joke between your legs before going down on you.

I- Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Chris is more of a rough but passionate type of guy, love pounding into you but loves whispering praises in your ear.

“god i love you so much Y/N, you have no idea” he says while rolling his hips into you pounding deeply into you

J- Jack Off (masturbation)

he hates doing it without you but if he’s in dire need he’ll definitely call you or text you to help him out if he’s DESPERATE.

K- Kink (definitely self explanatory)

there’s no way this man is submissive, he’s 1000% dominant, he ADORES the way you submit to him, loves being rough but not enough to hurt you of course. but loves watching you be at his mercy.

L- Location (favorite places to do it)

he definitely loves doing it in the house somewhere like the counters while no one’s home, in the shower, on his bed of course and his gaming desk.

to me he wouldn’t do it in matt’s car because he’d find that weird having sex in someone else’s car.

M- Motivation (what gets him GOING)

your moans and your facial expressions. that’s it. he loves hearing how HE’S making you feel on top of how he LOVES seeing your face while he’s pounding his life into you.

N- No (something he wouldn’t do)

he’s not into anal. or he’s not into like him being tied up and being fully submissive to you.

(like i said these are my opinions and perceptions of him from what I see)

O- Oral (preference -Giving or receiving-)

this man will sit between your legs for HOURS on end, loves loves LOVES the taste of you and just everything about going down on you. he’s such a giver.

now he’s definitely not saying no if you ever wanted to give him head but he’d most likely just want to go down on you at the end of the day.

P- Pace (self explanatory)

definitely depending on his mood.

Angry or frustrated? HARD ASF

tired or just had a long day? slow and sensual

same as Matt he’s a SLUT for apologetic sex

“fuck” he grunts “im so sorry sweetheart” he said slowly fucking into you while kissing down your neck.

Q- Quickie (his opinions on quickies)

he’s definitely one to love a good quickie every now and again. like right before anyone comes home like the last 20 min he has alone with you he’s definitely pounding your shit real quick.

R- Risks (does he take risks?)

Chris is a BIG risk taker, but he’s a consensual king and always asks if you’re okay with something before he does it. (sometimes he gets the best of himself and just does it to see if you like it or not)

S- Stamina (how many rounds can he go?)

he can go a good 2-3 but can go as many as your willing to go. especially if he hasn’t seen you in a while then he’s going as much as he can TAKE

T- Toys (self explanatory)

he’s never been opposed to using them and LOVES using them on you on special occasions. same thing as Matt and views them as helpers rather then an enemy.

he wouldn’t use any on himself though.

U-Unfair (how much he likes to tease)

Chris is the BIGGEST teaser, he will tease until you’re BEGGING to go to his bed or the nearest bathroom (if your out in public) loves watching you think of nothing but his dick pound repeatedly into you. or just watch you get all flustered over just the simplest words in your ear or even over text sometimes.

V- Volume (how loud they are and what sounds they make?)

he’s not afraid to moan every now and again but mostly he’s grunting or swearing while fucking you and he’s DEFINITELY one to talk to you the ENTIRE way.

Examples:

“Ah fuck” “shit right there ma” “you feel so good” “you were made for me”

W- Wild card (random headcannon)

he’s such a hair puller in my opinion, like he’s always got his hands wrapped around your hair while giving you backshots, pulling your hair while giving him head or like even none sexually he’s playing with your hair

X- X-Ray (what’s under them CLOTHESSS)

okay okay do i really need to go into detail? hes PACKING some INCHES, he’s not gurthy but he’s definitely LONG he’s reaching your guts for SURE

Y- Yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

his sex drive is higher then his ego. he’s ALWAYS down for sex with you. even if you JUST got settled and laying down he’s definitely asking for another round.

We’re both laying down getting comfortable under the sheets turning on a random movie for background noise when chris sits up slightly “you think you could go another one?” he smirks

“Chris? you’re hard AGAIN?” you groan slightly laughing at his noticeable boner growing under the covers

“not again.. i’m STILL hard” he chuckles

Z- Zzz (how fast he falls asleep afterwards)

you gotta give him the benefit of the doubt, he’s definitely ATTEMPTING to stay up to make sure you fall asleep first but he never fails to fall asleep first. he’s always OUT.

A/N 2: I WAS DEFINITELY SUPPOSED TO PUT THIS OUT YESTERDAY BUT I FORGOT BUT HERE YOU GO BABIES!! HERES CHRIS’ VERSION!! i hope yall like this! also again i shall make this disclaimer this is MY fuckin opinion and if you don’t like it don’t read it :)

Xoxo

💋

Gabs

[aahanna]

Kim and Khloe Kardashian r enjoying a ride in Mumbai taxi , Ambani ji kuch bhi krwa sakte h lol 😭

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

RTA, speaking of pro-Sussex KK and fam, there’s something fishy imo about the Delaware-incorporated name of MM’s new ARO venture: Mama Knows Best. Whose “Mama” are we talking about, anyway? Mama Doria? Mummy Diana? Mama Momager Kris Jenner? Mama Megs herself? All of the above? There are just too many suspicious PR crossovers between the Sussexes and the Kardashians lately. Doria, Kris, Kim hanging out a few months ago and getting photo-opped together. MM appearing Kardashian-adjacent at Beyonce’s concerts. Harry going skiing with Kris’ SO. Harry allegedly zooming his Diana Awards appearance from a ski chalet on said ski trip. Kim snarking that she’s “Off to find Kate.” The rumors of the Sussexes guest appearing on the Kardashians’ new (struggling) show. Is it possible, do you think, that Mama/Momager Kris is Meghan’s (and maybe H’s as well) new business manager and/or business advisor?

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The Kardashians have been trying to get in with the royal family for awhile. Back in 2011 - 2014ish, Kim kept trying to make friends with Kate. Everything from creating and posting ‘Happy birthday Kate’ video messages on social media, giving interviews about how much she loves Kate’s style, naming products after Kate, sending Kate gifts (which KP always returned unopened), matchmaking Prince George and North West together (here’s an example), and paying for a lot of PR on the one time Kate wore the same dress Kim did in 2012 and again in 2015 when Kate rewore it.

As far as we know, Kate never reciprocated or acknowledged Kim Kardashian’s efforts. And for all intent and purpose, Kim gave up on trying to make fetch happen with the royal family. But then Meghan came around, who’s much more Kardashian-like than Middleton-like or Windsor-like that made Kim’s royal aspirations more of a reality.

One of the things I’ve noticed about the Kardashians - Kim more particularly than the rest of them - is that they’re always looking for the next thing that will further legitimize their fame and further solidify their status as “real” A-listers instead of grifters that know how to hustle (remember, the family is only famous because they monetized Kim’s sex tape). Up until Kim married Kanye, no one really took them seriously; they were reality TV stars and WAGs. And there’s nothing wrong with that. But they’ve always wanted more and they’ve always used other people to climb up the fame ladder, legitimize their fame, and develop business opportunities.

Which is what Meghan (and Harry) are. They’re a business opportunity for the Kardashians, who’ve been slowly pivoting to more “behind the scenes” producer-type work than “on-camera” talent. They probably see Meghan as an opportunity to do more directing/producing/developing but the joke will probably be on them - they’re too business-savvy (individually and collectively) for Meghan. Meghan thinks she’s business-savvy like they are but she doesn’t come anywhere close. The primary difference between the Kardashians and Meghan is that they have follow-through, and she does not.

I don’t see the partnership lasting very long. Kris only works with people she knows and people who’ll listen to her/do what she wants. The way I see it, the Sussexes have been lovebombing the Kardashians to become family friends so that Kris will work with them. But that still leaves the “listen to/do what other people say” problem, which is probably going to be Meghan’s downfall. She thinks she’s the expert in everything, which will 100% cause problems with Kris.

And then there’s the WME of it. The Kardashians are WME clients (just like Meghan...hey, how about that?!). WME helped Kim get a role in the American Horror Story franchise. The Kardashians could also be friendly with the Sussexes because WME is making it worth their while.

[notchainedtotrauma]

I wrote this public essay as a response to this image below, an image that brought forth a racialized and antiblack pornotropic sexual violence I was already quite aware of but which became vertigo inducing upon seeing this tweet. In this essay, I write about the hypersexualization and pornotroping of the Black body, and resulting fragmentation. I write about the use of power through miscegenation, the thrill of the forbidden desire, and reproduction as the mechanization of the racial stain. At the time the essay was written, K*** hadn't lifted the mask in terms of his affections towards Nazism and his admiration, even worship of Hitler. And he was still with Kim Kardashian, which is to keep in mind when reading specific paragraphs. If you'd like to tip me, Pp ccd4t@virginia.edu and K0fi.

Yeahhhhh...

Kim Kardashian by Jean-Paul Goude

This screenshot and photograph best visually sum up the whole essay. Here are excerpts:

The bedroom slashes through certain interracial sexual encounters, leaves an elemental wound. Sperm and blood. The room is haunted and there's no escape possible. Nor is, in many cases, escape wanted. Hysteria's lurking behind the faintest gleam of civility; the sexual rupture at the heart of miscegenation puts in relief the pained, dislocating hi(story) of Black flesh.

and

A meager antiblack imagination has cast Black bodies not only as ugly but as grotesque; the obsessive reordering of its sexual physiology as inherently violating and aggressive derives from and feeds on the deep anxieties around interracial coitus. Yet, domination forecloses neither proximity, nor violent intimacies (h/t Christina Sharpe); sexual terrorism traverses the color line(s), engendered by the inchoate fantasies of antiblackness. 

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Jean-Paul Goude photographs Kim Kardashian for Paper, citing an earlier photograph by him, Carolina Beaumont, excerpted from the aptly named book "Jungle Fever".  Both photographs coalesce, crystallize around the violated, visually cut through body of Saartjie Bartman; she's everywhere and nowhere. Violently present in and through her spectral absence. 

The photograph blurs, details collapse; Kim Kardashian's now holding a penis, certainly Kanye's Black dick, as it shoots ropes of sperms onto her store bought bottom. The act of consumption's manifold; Kardashian's performing a twisted, unrecognizable reflection of Black femininity; she's casually consuming the cultural residue of visual Black female representation (h/t Sydette Harry); she's gleefully, cheerfully even, taking in Black masculine sexuality. The Black man doesn't need to be there for the fantasy to operate. Like Saartjie Baartman, his absence scars the image.

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Once again, Black cishet men utilize race as a device to rid themselves of the dirt and funk of Blackness (h/t Toni Morrison); they wield their lover's racial ambiguousness, or her perceived exoticity as a way to (re)produce an offspring awash of any visible racialized Blackness. Racially ambiguous, or appropriately "mixed looking" (often meaning light skinned, clear eyed, bouncy haired) girl children dwell in a space of simultaneous increased value and disturbing commodification. In many ways, they're indeed factory items, the result of a reenactment of breeding, widgets whose socially constructed beauty had been cooked out through the obsessive looking at little girls like them. In one of the photographs above, a  girl child is wearing a shirt announcing she's playdate material as the camera catches her in the act of lifting her curly, abundant mane. 

The gestures are innocent, the child unaware, but the user of the photograph, the photograph itself ( and the photographer) are eloquent in their quiet sexualization. She's all at once already marked as a potential (re)production machine, made to push out identically racially ambiguous widgets, a trophy, symbol of the erasure of a tainted and shameful Blackness, and an exotic artifact whose implied Blackness still ensures the assumed absence of innocence. Race's a prosthesis and the Black man's a cyborg, an automated figure whose sexual consumption's tied to a devouring hunger for power. But who's screwing who ?

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Why Kris Jenner followed megain & Kims finding Kate post.(all is allegedly). by u/deedee50

Why Kris Jenner followed megain & Kims finding Kate post.(all is allegedly). A friend who works in proximity to h&m (who i've mentioned here before for giving titbits to Mr V.L has given me some gossip amongst staff in montishitshow. THIS IS ALLEDGELY A private meeting was set up between h&m and Kris & Kim, it was discussing how they could get them on their show, (as the ratings are less than what they used to be, a lot less). The options discussed included a charity event hosted by Kim for prison reform, (this was considered too political). A fundraiser to fund sending 10, low income, black young men and women wishing to study law to school on a scolarship. and no3, safest option kim's birthday party in Oct, which will actually be filmed in august. Discussions are on going about it being a daytime event with ALL the Kardshian kids there,9 or 10 now? so h&m will bring arch and lil, this offers a much larger fee than just h&m at an A* list evening event, where they'd be honoured guests for Archwell.It gives megain access to the A list (finally), boosts the numbers for the show, gaining world wide media attention and shows the Kardashians as supporting black women (or ones who use too much bronzer). Get this bit, it started with Doria suggesting an appearance after the pic of them together proved so popular.I can see them attending the glitzy A list event, but not including the kids, your thoughts?​ post link: https://ift.tt/PnfKa6A author: deedee50 submitted: March 21, 2024 at 01:51PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[fashionbooksmilano]

Ezra Petronio Visual Image Making

Phaidon, London 2023, 414 pages, 28x34,5cm, hardback, 1000 illustrations, ISBN 978-1-838667-122

euro 175,00

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The first comprehensive monograph on the work of one of the world’s most influential art directors, Ezra Petronio

Having a strong brand identity has never been more vital than it is today, and yet the real creative visionaries who can transform and reinvigorate a brand are few. Ezra Petronio is a true master, and his work with leading fashion and beauty brands is bold and impactful.

An immersive visual survey of 25 years of impactful art direction, product design, and image making, with examples taken from across the entire range of his work, this book includes work for Chanel, Chloé, Comme des Garçons, Gucci, Hermès, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Saint Laurent, and Jil Sander, as well as Glossier, H&M, Revlon, and Zara. With 1,000 images of ad campaigns, branding, Self Service magazine spreads, graphics, and his polaroid series, which features the likes of Louise Bourgeois, Edward Enninful, Kim Kardashian, Kylian Mbappé, Kylie Minogue, Rick Owens, and Juergen Teller, it also includes texts that reflect on the process of image making; conversations with industry insiders on the art of art direction; and quotes from the likes of Honey Dijon, Marc Jacobs, and Chloë Sevigny on their creative process.

This impressive book is the first retrospective monograph on his career, illustrating the full breadth of his creative vision, from ad campaigns to his iconic Polaroid series, and demonstrating what it takes to make a brand truly stand out.

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[anonymoushouseplantfan]

I’m kind of surprised Meghan hasn’t tried to latch on to Kim K. or Kris.

I'm pretty sure when they moved to California in 2020, Kris tried to reach out to her but got aired and Kardashians weren't considered worthy to be a friend of Meghan. It was H&M's service is universal we don't need BRF to succeed era.

Kim was angling for a wedding invite, wasn’t she? I remember they blew her off, but I don’t remember what occasion it was.

And didn’t Givenchy make Kim’s wedding dress? They have that in common, at least. 😂

[vampcubus]

Bro, I'm so much more hotter than you, like I could fuck you and Kim kardashian at the same time.

h u h

[cyarsk5230]

Its not enough for the Yt bxt*h to make Black culture her costume she gotta come in adding to the detriment of Black Women. This is why I don’t support the likes of Kim Kardashian and I will never EVER buy no fuckin skims get ALL these racist wh*res OUT of Hip Hop

Not shocked that a Minstrel show barbie putting her nasty ass pointy nose in Black folks business I blame Tip for that he’s talking about he doesn’t want mediocre but he’s collaborating with a mediocre rapper

What the heck is that about

Love him down but all he saw was a yt bxt*h with a BBL and decided to put the battery in her pasty ass back somebody should take her to the Montgomery river front next ol nasty ass smut

[fashionheartsdreamland]

[emmashouldbewriting]

i generally am not inclined to believe the surrogacy story bc a lot of the “proof” for it veers into conspiracy and was iffy at best in the early days, sometimes verging on racist and ageist in ways that didn’t sit well with me. and also i don’t like the way a lot of people use that particular “theory” to talk in ways that are pretty demeaning to women who do have children vis surrogate or otherwise struggle with fertility issues. those things are real and affect a lot of people - and if h&m truly did use s surrogate there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. my issue with it, if it is true, is the secrecy. obviously there are decisions and information that the public does not need to know - but personally the idea of faking a pregnancy to avoid telling people you used a surrogate is not only begging for a future scandal, but also incredibly harmful bc it contributes to the idea that using a surrogate is somehow bad or fake. tldr - surrogacy is possible, but imo a more likely explanation is that those parts of the book are heavily fictionalized bc he either wasn’t present (like father like son) or was so high/drunk that he can’t remember what actually happened.

I completely agree. As far as I'm concerned, their children are biologically theirs, and I really don't see an issue if she did use a surrogate. If it's the case, they really could have used it to do so, so much good. (IMO the 'of the body' rule is outdated and should be changed as long as the children are biological.)

Personally, I think Emma Weymouth and Kim Kardashian being so open about their health issues and needing a surrogate for their children did so much good for those who have fertility issues and idk, normalised it maybe? The secrecy is harmful for sure.

I just don't know what he hopes to achieve by talking about it. He's surely aware of the speculation, and honestly, I just don't know how so many inaccuracies made it to the final version.

[convoloutedinjoke]

hi i dont go here and have no idea what fandom you were even referring to with that post about kim and harry but clearly one of my mutuals does because it showed up on my dash... but i just desperately need you to know my addled brain saw it and went "kim kardashian?" "harry... from h*rry p*tter?" and it was a very confusing experience all around until i saw the edited always sunny picture and realized it was a fandom thing and you weren't making really weird headcanons... love you... whoever you are

I saw someone else say on a different post that they’d assumed the titular Kim and Harry were Kim K and Harry Styles, so you’re not alone. If you want to play a very long game where a guy wakes up an has forgotten the concept of money, here’s a copy of Kim and Harry’s house:

Goodbye stranger. I love you too