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saltplane · 11 months

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Mr. pity look up, it’s not so bad, the sun is shining through🗣‼️‼️‼️

#pizza tower #peppino #peppino spaghetti #peppino pizza tower #kills him with rocks #poor thang #born in a wet box all alone #saltsart

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titanofthedepths · 1 year

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Society if people stopped using “he” for characters that use they/them or it/its

#im mostly thinking abt p03 but ive seen it so fucking many times #like i am going to kill you with a rock. ok #like as an nb person who uses he/him as part of its pronouns. if a character is canonically they/them or it/its dont fucking wipe that

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tamagoneko · 6 months

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variety pack of boyfriend flavors ❤️💙

#dreamworks trolls #broppy #branch x poppy #branch trolls #poppy trolls #rock zombie branch #she love her bf <333 #my au.. i need a proper au name for him >:(#i personally think the cartoon picked weird colors for him but its whatever #trolls world tour #trolls the beat goes on #im going back to bed.. my head is killing me #fanart #my art #chibi #cute #tumblr artist #artist on tumblr #oh before i forgor i might put togeather the different bwanches in another post if idk yet

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dorkfruit · 2 months

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hi to all my new followers make ur self at home

#i hate how she looks in this drawing i need to kill her with rocks #like that post where its like 'my bf looks so gay in this pic i dreamt i killed him and set him on fire' this is how i feel abt her in this #my art #procreate #the locked tomb #tlt #ianthe tridentarius

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local-hellhound-steals-spaghetti · 10 days

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Watching Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron again as an adult is so great because not only do you appreciate the nostalgia and joy of it, the stunning 2D animation mixed with early 3D techonology and well written tight story with a main character that never speaks.

But also you appreciate that the plot relies on horses, despite not being typical talking horses in cartoons, being extremely intelligent to the point that they are aware of their captivity and exploitation. And it involves a hyper intelligent horse dismantling (or, at the very least significantly delaying) American colonialism's expansion into the west.

This horse also very likely killed many colonialists when they were either launched at high speeds from his back, kicked in the head or blown up in a train explosion.

Good for him.

#I also love how the humans continue to severely underestimate just how much damage this horse can do #imagine the Colonel rocking up to the train camp with the whole place on fire #so many men killed #all the horses gone with some probably getting stuck along the way because they're dragging literal chains #and he sees that goddamn buckskin mustang that wrecked his whole shit #and that he last saw jumping into a raging river #what a day he'd be having #that horse? played dead so he could kick off the chains on the horses and then sent a whole train rolling down a hill into another train #set the whole forest on fire - killed so many bystanders and probably woodland animals #this horse is a liability he just keeps wrecking our whole shit every time we capture him #seriously don't go near that horse I think he might be a god or something

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dogsstew · 5 months

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Bill and Ted’s Excellent Pansy Division Call Back

Guys, reminder that I know every word to both movies, and that I think of them nonstop 24/7

🎸⚡️🥁

#bill and ted #bill s preston esquire #ted theodore logan #bill and ted’s excellent adventure #hi #kill him with rocks #pansy division #love you guys #painting

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discowingsbian · 1 year

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Dick Grayson fans against the bimbofication of Dick Grayson

#‘dick is a stupid slutty golden boy’#i’m going to kill you with rocks #dick grayson #dc comics #astrid speaks #i’m dead serious i hate the popular fandom portrayal of him SO MUCH

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sualne · 7 months

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clothes!!!

#monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #eustass kid #one piece #my art #described in alt text #first one wanted to draw luff in my clothes and ended up drawing him in whatever instead so a few weeks later finally got around #to drawing the captain trio in my clothes! yeay!!#law's fit is one of my default non work outfit. luffy's is usually what i look like in summer (though i dont wear my short short out of the #house lol or long socks in summer that'll kill me) and kid got an outfit ive never worn as is. cant wear the green shirt for reasons #but if was shaped like him i would wear it all the time. and obviously. gave them some of my rocks #secret modern au #<- for the first one though kid does dress sort of like that at some point

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kittykatninja321 · 8 months

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It’s probably just a coincidence but one thing I enjoy/find fascinating about post ressurection pre-flashpoint Jason is his complete and utter lack of healthy relationships with men. The only people he gets along with are like 3 women, Donna, who tolerates him, Talia, and Scarlet

#Again to cite that Chris Fleming bit: ‘he’s like an unneutered husky at the dog park that makes the other dogs go ‘hey let’s kill this guy’#‘He’s got these rock climbing hormones he can’t control… so men and libertarians they take issue with him’#Jason Todd may be the ever elusive man hating man. He’s bi but he’s mhm #Jason Todd #dc

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erinwantstowrite · 6 days

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Peter chews hard candy like they're soft much to the horror of everyone else. I just know a jawbreaker hates to see him coming.

i have been trying to figure out for this entire fic when i could have peter biting metal or a jaw breaker or something because it's so fucking funny to imagine peter mid conversation with someone and he pops a jawbreaker into his mouth and bites down and it crunches and the person stands there in horror thinking "this kid doesn't know about jawbreakers and he just broke his teeth holy fuck... wait a fucking minute."

#it's tim i picture this happening to #peter starts pretending he eats screws and rocks #tim can't tell if he's joking or not #peter continuously doing this as a bit for the rest of his life just to stress tim out #no one believes that peter is eating rocks until alfred walks in on him tormenting tim (affectionately)#and the entire manor hears british shouting #bruce freezes in a war flashback to the rare timed alfred had yelled at HIM as a kid #which he has not heard since then #but alfred just saw his great grandkid EAT A ROCK #that being his final straw would kill me #erinwantstowrite #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #leap of faith ao3 #peter parker #leap of faith catch me if you can #thank you for the ask!

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fritzmonorail · 1 month

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The doctor really spent the entirety of season 10 trying to get to the worst planet ever just so he could show Jo a really cool rock. And when he managed to drag himself back in one piece Jo was just like “oh yeah cool, goodnight.”

#when you’d rather go to the blue nightmare planet than Wales #classic who #Doctor who #john pertwee #like three things immediately tried to kill him as soon as he left the tardis #I can’t believe he wanted to take Jo here #he made it sound like such a nice place #I get that you’re obsessed with your new boyfriend but can you show a little more enthusiasm Jo?#she didn’t even really look at it #it was a really cool rock

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lbhslefttiddie · 26 days

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"Shen Jiu, you really are a demon!"

in which yue qi saves an injured fox kit, which turns out to be an young fox demon. once he's recovered enough strength, he adopts a human form so that he can talk to yue qi properly, but ends up being caught by the slave traders as well. Since he can change form, it would be pretty easy for him to escape, but if he's discovered as a demon he'll never be able to return, and he has no home or family anyways, so he decides he would rather stay and help qi-ge, who will probably get himself killed without someone to stop him from doing stupid shit.

when shen jiu saves yue qi from death by horse carriage, and subsequently is bought by qiu jianluo, fairly quickly qjl realizes he is not human, and delightedly gifts him with a enchanted collar, which renders him unable to chnage forms, stuck in him demonic form and unable to change to full fox or full human shape. like this, he cannot leave the qiu manor at all without immediately giving himself away, even if qjl hadnt also locked him up. like this, he has no choice but to wait until yq makes his way back to the qiu manor at last, but when he's finally freed, he's initially almost feral from how he's been treated, and very nearly kills yqy...

#qijiuweek2024 #partial nudity #qijiu #svsss #arts #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #79 or as i like to call it an excuse to spend an entire week spitballing fun ideas for 79 aus #and also playing around with art techniques #i think its fun to entertain aus sometimes where sj does wait long enough for yq to make it back to him #because it dont think it would have magically absolved them of Issues actually #both still coming out of this with grievous amounts of trauma #yqy still will agonize over how his actions made him so late when xiao was suffering so much #im undecided if yq KNOWS sj is a demon before he comes back #on one hand. the angst of sj not wanting qi ge to find out he's a demon on top of everything else #on the other hand i think its so fucking funny to imagine how yue “xiao jiu was only kidding when he tried to kill you with a rock” qi #would happily defend his now Literally A Demon Xiao Jiu

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th3e-m4ng0 · 8 months

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re: that post about the lack of enrichment in trucks

i bring yet another megop au where op is another depressed fellow whose EM field is always emitting gloomy and tired vibes. vs megatron who is at his happiest when hauling materials and messing with his coworkers/friends

they haven't seen each other in years since the war ended and they signed all these treaties and paperwork !

#wip #au #op wonders why he's the only odd one from his peers that feels specially unhappy with his post-war life. he shouldn't. work pays well and h #has a house all by himself. he's not in immediate danger. no one is actively trying to kill each other. has access to energon and treats #his friends are all near him (and yet he doesn't try to contact them bc he might be bothering them)#by all means he should be happy but alas. he is not ! (sadge)#and then megatron's like YEAHH. ROCKS. I HAUL THE MATERIALS. i will dump dirt on top of you if you are distracted. do not try to tip me ove #i will punch you. oh optimus prime? idk he's probably passed away idc. look at this buiding. i'm helping #[truck with Sufficient enrichment vs truck with lack of enrichment]

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razables · 2 months

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