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I recently watched Dofus - Livre 1: Julith and I loved it! the animation was stunning and gosh I love the characters! Joris is still a precious little dude!

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Joris Jurgen headcanons for the 3 other people that know/care about this franchise

He has a pretty average basically functional immune system that gets completely decimated by prolonged stress

Suffers from infrequent migraines that are usually the result of him not eating or sleeping for 3+ days straight

The top and back of his head are some of the most sensitive parts of his body to touch, in part because this is where most of his scales are

The scales themselves have no feeling in them, but the skin around the scales is extra sensitive. If you were to press on a cluster of scales, he would feel the pressure from your hand but not much else

Unless you work in politics it's likely that you've heard of Master Joris but don't actually have a face to connect to the name, and that's exactly how he likes it. When people visit the store he just introduces himself as "the shopkeeper", and if you try to ask him his name he'll dodge the question

Kerub has a whole album of his baby pictures hidden somewhere in a dark dry corner of the shop to try to preserve them for as long as humanly possible

Hates any alcoholic beverage that isn't bamboo milk, the only reason he'll drink anything else is because he was invited to one of those stuffy cocktail parties where his presence is basically required as Bonta's representative. Those stupid fussy overly sweet party drinks give him a headache like nothing else

He still very much loves fishing, but since his schedule rarely allows the time for it, sometimes he'll sneak out at the crack of dawn to go hang out at the docks before anyone is there.

He has a small chest under his bed of little mementos to remind him of close friends he's had that have passed on: Lilotte's bell, a folded up Boufball jersey signed by Khan, a bracelet that belonged to Bakara, etc.

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@gnomgnomovich you asked me to post this. Who am I to say no, as they say.

Everyone else who is looking at this, please accept my condolences (I warn you this is dangerous for your mental health 💀🔞 it's not nswf content don't worry just little man's belly)

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*mental health is getting worse*

Also me:

Credit: damnwillidont on Instagram

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My pretty babies 🥹🥹🥹

And a silly doodle

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wakfu doodles #140

Trailer season 5 reaction

In Russian lol sorry

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For @chlogummy

because of the same brainrot

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Yugo and Joris going full on Dad Mode with their family.

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Houston, we have a problem.

Women are dangerous.

And memories are what hit you hardest.

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The Great Wave Chapter 15 Review!

This is my review of the new chapter(i've never done a review before so dont expect much lol)

Spoilers under the cut!

Well, this chapter was great! from the art and all of the little details in each panel to the suspense that had me in the edge of my seat, truly amazing

I'm not really familiar with the Dofus lore(I havent finished Aux Tresors or seen the movie yet) but i have a general idea of what happens

So when i tell you that I ALMOST EXPLODED WHEN LILOTTE APPEARED I mean it

If you haven't read the chapter and/or dont know who Lilotte is, allow me to explain;

This chapter beggins in the city of Bonta, showing the crowded streets, until Kerubim's Bazaar(i wonder if its still called that?) appears, showing Kerubim and Atcham napping in the front.

I think its something curious how these two ended up being a rather lazy version of their former selves(again, i havent finished Aux Tresors so what im saying probably doesnt make sense but idk), in fact even Joris points it out in season 4 and in this chapter, which takes me back to the baazar.

A costumer appears and asks Kerubim if they are opened, and he responds that yes, she can enter and his "little salesman" will assist her, before he can finish, Joris can be heard(he actually can't be heard because its a webtoon, but for the purposes of this little review he can) shouting, calling both Atcham and Kerub.

Inside of the bazaar, Joris can be seen hilariously, although not unjustifiably, panicking over the many clients and questions he's being asked at the same time.

Which leads him to calling his "sons", and seeing that they didn't come, having to go outside and suggesting them(or rather yelling) that they come to help him(their dinamic is so funny

kind of doomed tho)

Atcham and Kerubim, instead, tell him that its the rheumatism, which, quoting Atcham, "hurts a lot". Joris, unbothered(or amused??? idk you tell me what this expression is

At least he wasnt possesed lmao) asks them the rheumatism??? yesterday it was the gout, the day before yesterday arthritis and when it isnt digestion problems, its the motivation(damn, they rlly dont want to help 😭)

THEN, A HOODED FIGURE EXITS THE BAZAAR FAST, JORIS NOTICES IT AND GRABS THEM BY THE ARM, AND TELLS THEM THAT HE DOESNT REMEMBER THEM IN THE CHECKOUT SO I GUESS YOURE A THIEF, AND TAKES OUT OF THEIR HAND A RING(? idk it was a round small thing) AND TAKES OUT THEIR HOOD, AND ITS LILOTTE????????

BUT THAT CANT BE BECAUSE SHE DIED??????? WHAT IS HAPPENING????(btw, Lilotte is Joris' childhood friend, she was there when all the stuff with Julith happened, but i haven't seen the movie so thats what i know[feel free to put info about her in the comments/reblogs!], and the reason bc she's dead is because all of this happened in the Dofus era, meaning before Ogrest flooded the world and CENTURIES AGO)

SO SHE SHOUTS LET GO OF ME AND POOR JORIS IS SO SURPRISED THAT HE ALMOST DOES SO, BECAUSE IMAGINE THAT ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS, THAT YOU THOUGHT WERE DEAD UNTIL TODAY, APPEARS IN YOUR HOME, TO ROB YOU??? WHICH OBVIOUSLY IS IMPOSSIBLE BC SHE EVEN HAS DESCENDANTS??? AND ALL OF THESE THINGS MUST HAVE PASSED THROUGH JORIS' MIND SO QUICKLY, AND MAYBE HE REMEMBERS OTHER FRIENDS HE HAD, AND ALL OF IT AND AHHHHHHH

SO OBVIOUSLY HE IS CONFUSED AND SHE TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY AND TAKES THE RING-THING AND RUNS AWAY[Though, now that im thinking abt it, Louis(the house/bazaar which is a shushu) must have recognized her too :( ]

AND JORIS IS THERE STANDING WITH THE HOOD SHE HAD AND LOOKS ALMOST SCARED, BUT THEN KERUB AND ATCHAM ASK HIM IF HES OKAY, AND THEN THERES A CLOSE UP OF JORIS AND HE LOOKS SO SADDD

BUT HE QUICKLY CHANGES HIS EXPRESSION(or tries to) AND TELLS THEM ITS OKAY KIDS I JUST GOT THE IMPRESSION OF GOING CENTURIES BACK... ATTEND THE CLIENTS I WILL RETURN WHEN I CAN, HE SAYS, WHILE HE LOOKS AT THE HOOD IN HIS HANDSSS!!!!

AND THEN HE LEAVES RUNNING!!!!!!

AND THEN WE SEE LILOTTE RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS UNTIL SHE GOES TO THE SEWERS AND SHE ARRIVES TO A UNDERGROUND ECAFLIP SHELTER???(or something like that) AND SHE GOES TO THIS FIGURE WHO I GUESS LIKES SHINY STUFF BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LOT OF SHINY STUFF AROUND THEM!!!!

AND THEN THE CHAPTER ENDS!!!! IM GOING CRAZY!!!!!

Sorry for writing most of it in all-caps but i wanted to convey the suspense lol

Here are the theories I made so far!

1- Lilotte is not Lilotte(obviously) its actually Julith or

2- She is that ecaflip/ouginak from the thumbnail of chapter 17, who apparently can change form???

3- Or maybe she is just a random ouginak who looks a lot like Lilotte(a descendant?)

4- The guy that likes shiny stuff is a dragon(bonus points if its one of the primordials)

They are all BAD theories but oh well

Overall, this is the chapter that enjoyed the most(though last chapter was really pretty visually, and it showed the relationship between Dathura and Amalia greatly)

And i think thats all! I hope that you liked it, and maybe i will write another one for the next chapter :)

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The Great Wave - Chapter 15 Review

‼️SPOILERS FOR THE CHAPTER‼️

This was....very unexpected.

But I can imagine how many joris fans went crazy over the reveals in this chapter 💕💕💕

At first, when we all saw the locked 15th chapter cover, we all assumed that Grougalorasalar had been quick enough to find Joris and possess him. The idea mainly surfaced around because of the face Joris made on the cover.

But when we actually read the chapter, it turns out that Joris was actually just doing that face because he was listing all the excuses Kerubim and Atcham had been making to not help around the shop lol

Joris fans got worried for no reason 😝😝

Now this is where shit gets weird cuz the second Joris is distracted, he catches a thief on time and....

Uh....

I don't know what to think of this.

Joris literally caught some heavy PTSD flashbacks all in under a second just by looking at this girl.

Is this supposed to be Lilotte??!

What the hell???!! Since when??!

She died like a long time ago. Didn't she grow up and have a family?? She even ended up having grandchildren when we look at the games.

She looks EXACTLY like Lilotte! Even her eye has a black mark like hers. The only things missing are her bell on her head and a black dot on her right cheek. The similarities are really uncanny....

I was actually caught off guard when I saw this because I genuinely thought that the thief was going to be a new character or whatever. I never thought in a million years that it could end up being one of Joris' old friends!

Unless this little girl is one of four possibilities: 1) a current descendant of Lilotte who bears a strong resemblance to her, 2) Lilotte herself reincarnated for some reason, 3) someone unrelated by blood who just happens to look like her, or 4) as suggested by @ducks-and-teapots, she could be the creature featured on the cover of chapter 17. This cover, to be exact: 👇

We do not know who this character in the 17th chapter could be, but based on what @ducks-and-teapots theorizes, there's a chance that it's a creature with shape-shifting abilities.

I believe in the first and fourth possibilities, as they both make the most sense. However, there could always be an answer that is none of these options.

When she runs away and leaves a scarred Joris behind, why do Kerubim and Atcham react differently? They have both seen and spoken to Lilotte before and remember their past lives. The only explanation I can think of is that they must not have clearly seen the girl's face. This would explain why they are worried and confused by Joris freezing up.

My god it's been centuries for this guy...Can you imagine seeing someone who identically looks like your closest friend from a few decades ago? You'd be traumatized for life cuz honestly wtf-

Joris decides to run after the girl while Atcham and Kerubim are thinking that he's very committed to catching the thief lol

But while this is going on, the second thing that shocked me about the chapter happened.

Right when the little girl hides under the sewers of Bonta and joins the other Ouginaks, she specifically walks up to a shadowy figure.

By now, I just have so many questions.

Why is there a little girl that looks just like Lilotte? If she's a descendant of hers, then why does she live under the sewers when Lilotte's children and grandchildren were not homeless? Why are there so many ouginaks in Bonta's sewers??? Why is she approaching that figure? AND WHO IS THAT SHADOWY FIGURE???

I can only guess that she's walking up to him to make him look into the ring she stole. But other than that, we can't figure out if she knows the shadowy guy on a personal level just yet. It's possible that she only came up to him because he works with jewels and precious stones (based on what's on his work table).

But something tells me that there's more to this than just the figure who's going to check out a random ring that she stole. It could be the ring itself that's important since Joris does manage a shop filled with magic items. The girl did pick out a random ring when she could've stolen anything else after all.

In addition to that, there's also the fact that the figure doesn't look like a twelvian. Like he looks like he's got scales. Like a dragon. And because of that detail, I'm assuming it could be this guy in the next chapter.

I could be imagining things but that's all I got right now.

I'm still bothered by the Lilotte doppelganger though.

Cuz when it came to the Great Wave, I had assumed that I was bound to see Joris and his family. But NEVER Lilotte. Or whoever this girl is supposed to be.

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Happy Valentines day everyone 💙💙💙🤣😂

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YEEEEEES!

Happy Valentine's day froooom

Two brothers: ouji-sama

and tsundere.

"No" is not an option! Which one will you choose?

I didn't know what Dakal was like in color, so I drew him the way I see :)

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Happy Valentines day everyone 💙💙💙🤣😂

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Joris: FUCK YOU Bonta! If you're dumb enough to buy random magical artifacts this weekend, you're a big enough shmuck to come to Kerubim Crepin's Bazaar! Bad deals! Objects that will literally kill you! Thieves! If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Kerubim Crepin's Baazar, you can KISS MY ASS! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's right! We'll fuck your wife! Because at Kerubim Crepin's Baazar, YOU'RE fucked 6 ways from Sunday! Take a hike! To Kerubim Crepin's Baazar! Home of Challenge Pissing™️! That's right! Challenge Pissing™️! How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment! Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Kerubim Crepin's Baazar! The only antique dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! Hurry up asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to the Shukrute! Kerubim Crepin's Baazar! Bonta's filthiest and exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the World of Twelve! Guaranteed!

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@jorisjurgen thx for tagging me but I don't have much to say

Last song: I recently decided to re-listen to the entire Metal Gear Rising soundtrack and listened to "The Stains of Time" in its entirety for the first time (but "Red Sun" and "Hot Wind Blowing" are the best). I can confidently say that this is the best soundtrack in video games and nothing will convince me otherwise.

Last book: I'll honestly admit that I hardly ever read books, so my last book was "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut 6 years ago approximately. I was wondering who Felix Honikker from Hello Charlotte was named after 🤣

Last movie: I don't remember exactly, but I think it was the korean neonoir thriller Oldboy. I highly recommend watching it

Last show: Wakfu season 4 and Hazbin Hotel. They came out around the same time

Last thing I researched: "how to say the word "tea" in Chinese"

Favorite color: PINK

Sweet/spicy/savory: sweet

Looking forward to: Wakfu manga, I need to know that there's at least one character who won't even listen to ASalar and just send him back to rest in his dofus with his guardian.

Current obsession: Joris Jurgen and his family members (no Julith I'm not talking about you, you were terminated parental rights 600 years ago), Deltarune/Undertale, Zelda and Silent Hill

People I'd like to get to know better: these people have been already tagged so I guess I don't want to bother anyone

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Tfw you like a character so much you make a plushie out of them

Also I chose to make Joris in his kid version because

He has a simpler design

He's freaking adorable

I had fun figuring his pattern and I love him very much

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Little bug-coded creature <3