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The tengu madara you wrote with a breeding kink
bestie....please...
can you imagine....
(sedate me)
madara uchiha x afab!reader
tw: nsfw, talk about children
He doesn't touch you until the wedding night.
He wants to do this right, he's a traditionalist at heart with some things, and he just wants the ending he was promised as a child. Madara grew up hearing about how to teach a mate in the Uchiha clan and it's just One of Those Things that he waits to bed his spouse for the wedding night.
But it's in the air. It's tenser when you two are together, closer and closer to the wedding date. Madara is a stoic man but he's never been tense per se. Languid movements are what you'd attribute to him, this is a man who moves like breathing is easy, and yet...
And yet every muscle coils tighter and tighter the closer your wedding day comes. You think he's getting cold feet. Your heart plummets and you wonder if he's rethinking this entire thing.
That's proven wrong when he not only goes through with the wedding but pulls you away from the reception early. He's clawing at your clothes, peeling them off before you can even make it to your new shared room, his mouth on yours. Devouring.
The second you're naked beneath him, he's slower. Intent. His red eyes on your writhing body, never missing a single thing. Madara unravels you bit by bit, greedily sucking at every release you give him like a man starved. His hands never leave you, his hands always gripping or caressing, his chest heaving like he's in the middle of battle.
Sweat drips down his skin and his wings are curled around you till all you can see is him. Him, him, him. You, you, you. He's not even in you yet and you still feel like you're one and the same. You both are one mass of fevered desire, and you'd crawl into each other's skin if you could.
When he finally sinks into you, he's shushing you. Calming you. Madara traces a path up your throat with his tongue, nipping at your pulse. "Shh, shh. That's it. Relax. Let me in."
He gives you time to adjust. Your husband is a Tengu, a creature of might- everything about him is impressive and this is no exception. Rubbing slow circles on your clit, Madara takes in your panting face.
"You fit me so well. You were made for me," He murmurs, a bit in awe as he starts to move his hips dizzyingly slow.
"Please," You gasp, clawing at his back. Every slow drag of his cock in you is torture. "Madara, please. I need more."
"So eager..." He punctuates his words with a snap of his hips. His eyes gleam crimson with whatever he's thinking, a small smile crawling to his face. "Very well. I'll fuck you full of my child. Would you like that? To grow big with our baby?"
He leans in close, lips against yours as his pace becomes brutal. "Then you'll take everything I give you and you won't waste a single drop."
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some 2ha art :3 and orv :3 and bingsquid :3 and scum villain !!!!!!!!!!
#2ha#erha he ta de bai mao shizun#taxian jun#orv#kim dokja#bingsquid#scum villian self saving system#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#i kinda wanna draw more bingsquid#I think kim dokja would cause binghe 1000x more mental damage than shen qingqiu had ever :D#like system is telling kdj he'll die if he doesnt push lbh into the abyss? nah system cant kill him if he killd himself first :D#ykwim !!!!#also twt might get banned in canada ??????#IMMAA TRY TO POST HERE MOREE :3 BUT IM DEF MORE ACTIVE ON INSTAA <3333#thankyuew for a da comments and reposts on my mdzs spam !!!!!!! IT MEANSS DA WORLDDD TO MEEEEEEEE ILYYYY#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️MWAAAHHHH
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TAKE MY HAND. WE ARE GOING TO SHIV AND ROME WORLD
#completely forgot about this edit i started back in like.. march. FINISHED. BOSH. DONE.#just wanted to make a silly guy video.. yes shiv and roman violence!#edited this like: 😊#yo... take my hand. WE ARE GOING TO SHIV AND ROME WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#🐈🐈⬛🌈🩷🌻🌸🌅😄💟🌎👍🪩🌅🐱❤️🌠🌸💟🌅🫧😀😊😁😃🪩🌇🌎🐈⬛👍🐈😊⭐️🩷❤️🌻😸🌸🐱😺🫧🌸❤️🐱☀️😺🌇🌅😄🌎😊🪩😃⭐️🩷🌸❤️#i hope u enjoy tom synced up with the 'what!'#the shot of shiv reacting to romans fucky eyes is killing meeeeeeee#shiv roy#roman roy#succession#succession edit#my edit#chewtoy
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i’m not over these being actual canon images. mappa animators you have me in the palm of your hand i am at your mercy
#🐇#suguru with his fucking middle finger up looking bored as hell and satoru and shoko literally:D#KILL MEEEEEEEE#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#sashisu#jjk spoilers#jjk leaks#NOT REALLY BUT FOR ANYONE WHO HAS IT BLACKLISTED#1k
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Shauna loves Jackie, and that's still not enough.
#THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL MEEEEEEEE#EVERYBODY LOVES JACKIE#jackieshauna#jackie taylor#shauna shipman#when you look my way you'll always be famous#when you look my way#fanfic#yellowjackets#everyone wants her thats my crime#liot reads
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No fr I love the idea of Charles and Erik having their hair transformations in the same film it would have been so cute <3 and yeahhh whenever I watch interviews with James and Michael the whiplash between how wonderful and funny they are to watch together vs the undertones of “we could have had it all” makes me go insane a little bit
'we'll always have paris darling' is like. The Pinnacle of 'these men absolutely wanted more for their characters/characters' dynamics' and its painful to watch with this knowledge in mind
#snap chats#IT KILLS MEEEEEEEE IT KILLS ME EVERYTIE I REMEMBERRRR#god when they were promoing one of the movies and were just talking about how charles + erik was a love story#jesus christ. im going to kill fox with my bare hands#like even OUTSIDE of shipper goggles its just genuinely so ??? to see them interact less#i unno. maybe i do just got shipper goggles. buT I DONT CAUSE I KNOW JAMES THINKIN SIMILAR SHIT#CAUSE IN THAT ONE INTERVIEW EVEN HE WAS LIKE 'yeah our characters just ??? interact less over time and its tragic'#IT IS TRAGIC KING SAY IT VALIDATE ME a great travesty .........
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SOMEBODY ACTUALLY FUCKING END ME RIGHT NOW
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#sonic movie spoilers#KILL MEEEEEEEE#dark rambles
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the silt verses, chapter 1 and chapter 33
#the silt verses#important#i fcuking cant with these two /very pos#THE PARALLELS ARE KILLING MEEEEEEEE
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BELOVEDS????????????????????????????????
#EPISODE FIVE GONNA KILL MEEEEEEEE DONT TELL ME WERE GETTING NANCY AND TARLOS STORIES IN ONE EP GODDDDD#tommy vega#nancy gillian#911ls#lone star spoilers
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Twice now (I’m at Valentine’s poisoning) twice now someone Dantes loves has shown up at his house and been like 🥺😭☹️😩😫 noooo Count pleeeeaaaassseee you can’t do your revenge on the children of the guy who wronged you. Because I love them!!!! 🥺😩😭🙏🥺 and the Count just goes 😠😤🤬😑 ugh I hate you. FINE 🙄 just this once I’ll be nice! I’ll save their life ughhhhh smh you plan out this big fucking revenge and it goes badly. why? because of stupid emotionsssss I hate it hereeee 🙄🫤 here’s $2 million dollars 💰
#the count of monte cristo#tcomc#edmond dantes#maximilien morrel#mercedes de morcerf#mercedes herrera#albert de morcerf#valentine de villefort#max is like dude pls don’t kill this 19yo im in love with and the count is like ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYY
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stupid and gay human designs again
#fanart#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#doodles#buck wilde#director of land development#director of public affairs#dopa#dana s charme#traffic jam#kill meeeeeeee
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[ID: panels from chapter 29 of “yona of the dawn” showing gija looking up at jaeha and speaking excitedly, blushing, while jaeha casts him a sideways glance. the original dialogue has been edited to say “let’s take ibuprofen together”. end ID.]
happy yaoi day this came to me in a migraine-induced haze
#this migraine is killing meeeeeeee#but the yaoi grind never stops here at the gijaeha cottage industry headquarters!!#akayona#gijaeha
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stone faced and barely moving in the club
#zyuranger#he's killing meeeeeeee#buddy if ur gonna hang out with the bad guys at least fucking join in omg
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it’s my blog and i can add snippets of brain rot here if i want to
“Here, I found this.” Zagreus presses the bottle into Thanatos’s hand. “Open, let’s drink it together right now.”
Thanatos hesitates. His internal clock chimes impatiently. There’s so much work to do. But Zagreus’s cheeks are pink and warm. He touches his lips to Zagreus’s cheek and feels the blood rushing within, life so close to the surface of his skin. He brings the bottle to his lips and pulls the stopper out with his teeth.
The first sip of nectar always tastes like the moment Zagreus pushes him against the thick feather bed in his room, the space between heartbeats and between kisses, the sweetness of a kiss, the heaviness of Zagreus’s warm body over his. He lets it wash over him, this small luxury in a line of small luxuries he’s been enjoying since he let himself be loved. Zagreus kisses a drop from his lips and swallows eagerly. Thanatos brings the bottle to Zagreus’s mouth and carefully tips it, watching the glowing golden liquid pour past his lips. A thin line of nectar drips down his chin. Thanatos licks it up and feels it burst on his tongue.
“Doesn’t drinking this make you hate the Olympians just a little?” Zagreus whispers. “When I get up there, I’ll bring a whole mountain of nectar down to you. I love the look on your face when you drink it.”
from facade
#guess who’s getting butterflies rereading their own fucking fic that’s right it’s meeeeee#goddddddddd#someone KILL ME#AUGHHHHH!!!!!#i need to be shot im serious#hades game#thanatos#zagreus#thanzag#KILL MEEEEEEEE
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hey guys. Um. My head hurts :3
#txt#kill meeeeeeee#I’ve been sleeping all day I feel so bad#I don’t have to go to work tomorrow so that’s good I can rest more :3
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PUT GLASSES ON HIM THATS YOUNG HARVEY STARDEW VALLEY TO ME AHHHHHHHH
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv harvey#eddie diaz#ryan guzman#911 abc#911 show#stardew harvey#DO YOU SEE THE VISION????#DO YOU UNDERSTAND?????#these men with mustaches are trying to kill meeeeeeee
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