#killian will not shut up

[deathtokillian]

Not to be “woke” on main but

SCHOOL LUNCH SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

WATER SHOULD BE FREE!! 📢

FOOD SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

HEALTH CARE SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

MEDICATION SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

IF YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT, THEN IT SHOULD BE FREE!!📢

[piraterefrigerator]

It's so wild to me that I can so easily make a list of Brennan's sons ranked by how much he loves them. Observe.

Liam 2

Liam 1

Killian

And now, the essay

Liam 2 is so clearly the favorite in so many ways. For instance, "I would NEVER leave him!!". Which is so so shitty to say the kid that you DID leave.

Liam 1 is obviously the second bc he got a kid named after him. And if Liam 2's middle name was Killian Brennan would've mentioned it. I am so sure that Brennan liked him better than Killian bc he was mature and less of a hassle than Killian. But clearly he wasn't good enough to not get abandoned.

And then there's Killian. The blatant least favorite. I have nothing else to say here Brennan really just said "Nah I don't like that one"

[androids-insides]

Damien’s section for Little Dead Things

Yay! After seven episodes of unrequited hatred, Damien finally made up with Killian :,) Did I mention that? Damien has hated Killian up until Heart to Heart. They do, in fact, have a heart to heart!

[fraddit]

Maybe tomorrow I start writing again...

[a-starr-ion]

me making a killian jones bot on cai because im delulu and love him

[jgvfhl]

If anyone needs me, I'll be sobbing in my corner of dead fictional characters, just knock

[naomhdraiocht]

I’m on my Les Mis BS because I’m listening to a podcast with Killian Donnelly because he’s my Combeferre -

- Combeferre cycles from his flat to work

-Combeferre grew up in a house of singers

KILLIAN DONNELLY GREW UP IN THE TOWN I’M GETTING MARRIED IN. ( off topic but OH MY GOD, a reason to play one song from Les Miserables 2012)

- Irish Combeferre (how many Irish headcanons will I have???)

“The Irish belong in Les Miserables” “Because we’re all miserable”

I mean, fair, Colm Wilkinson, Killian Donnelly, Fra Fee.

Also I totally forget I saw him as Jean Valjean in Dublin.

I’m also still lost by how he was Deco in the Commitments because … he’s nothing like movie/book Deco?

It is 2am and I am listening to Killian Donnelly and Ryan Tubirdy talking about musicals. Special interests, lads.

- Phantom gets his chicken rolls from MACE

- Killian Donnelly and Hugh Jackman are besties

- Not really related but once I have my licence I’m joining a musical society

- Inviting Killian Donnelly to my wedding

- How many queer men does Killian Donnelly play?

[queen-mabs-revenge]

me: lmao i don't have a character type my last tv blorbo and my current one couldn't be more --

said blorbos: initially present as cool, suave, antagonistic outsiders specifically hired to fuck shit up for the protagonist and play snarky peanut gallery audience proxy, slowly morph into reluctant somewhat allies with actions that have terrible fall out for the protagonist, eventually decide to fully leave behind the antagonistic position and insert themselves into place to get adopted in to the fucked up little family dynamic around the protagonist. get revealed to be huge fucking nerd ass dorks, girldads, fantastic fits, great hair.

me: ..... >:[

[salty-lesbian2]

Here we go again

This may just be cartoon logic but i’ve come to realise that Killian is portrait as pretty damn strong

[deathtokillian]

I wouldn’t know what I’d do if I went to church, walked into the confessional booth ready to confess my sins, and instead of a priest I’m met with AI Jesus.

[lifes-line]

A few years ago I wrote how I imagined Taako’s death and Magnus’s post death went

But out of those two my favorite headcanon death belongs to Merle

I imagine Merle knew it was coming, he was getting way too old - and especially as a dwarf he could just tell it was coming, all the sighs and slowly shutting down body parts were there.

So how does he break the news?

He throws a party.

A big all out week long party and he invites *everyone* friends, family, strangers, enemies - everyone is invited to his beach side mansion party

And for the first three days it’s great, people come and go as they please and it’s a rager

Until nearing the end Merle hides away more and more from his family as he gets sickly, or falls asleep during tasks, he doesn’t want his family to see the ugly parts about his death

When people asked him why the big party he just said it was someone’s anniversary

At this point; It’s actually just Taako, Lup, and Barry left of the starblaster crew.

I had always imagined the death order went Magnus, Lucretia, Davenport, Merle, and then Taako.

I kept Angus alive because I headcanon he eventually decided to become a lich when he’s a grown man and not a little boy-

So Angus and Kravitz are there too

Nearly everyone he’s ever met is there. Hurley and Sloane, Noelle came back for this- it was great.

But Taako finds Merle hiding away in his bedroom kind of groaning tiredly and painfully and when he asks what’s really going on he tells them he’s dying and it’s happening soon.

Lup, Barry, Kravitz, Angus, and a few others(Carey is alive, Killian isn’t) find their way into the room and Merle seems to be dying right there on the sixth day of the party

That night they take a break from it all and just relax in silence together - letting Merle tell them horrible jokes and recounting on old memories til Kravitz has to take his soul away

In this last moment Merle is reunited with Magnus, Davenport and Lucretia.

The next day even though Merle has past the final day of the party goes the hardest and loudest it’s ever been.

Tears shed, music blars, and even Istus and Pan show up for this one.

It ends with a toast to Merle Highchurch

[f0point5]

Dutch Translation

V: I tried to call you, where are you?

M: I’m in the car. I’m in the UK doing sim work. On my way to the factory. All ok?

V: Yeah. I was just wondering if you had an idea what Y/N would like for Christmas? I’m doing everyone’s list now

M: I don’t know. Perfume maybe? In the winter she likes the Killian one called Gone Girl or Bad Girl. Something like that. Or the British one that’s purple and smells like spice and smoke. I’ll ask her

V: How often are you smelling this girl Max?

M: Shut up Vic you asked me for help

V: I guess I shouldn’t be surprised you know more about her than most men know about their wives.

M: Vic not this again. I don’t have time

V: You always say that but when are you going to have time? You take it for granted that you’re going to have forever to just ignore this

M: For God’s sake

V: Max how long are you going to wait? She’s an amazing girl, she’s not just going to stay single forever waiting for you

M: Y/N isn’t waiting for anything from me

V: You’re so blind Max

M: What can she be waiting for? I don’t have anything to offer her. I’m going to give her money? She has that. Fame? So she can keep getting ripped apart on the internet and abused by thousands of people just because of me? She’s waiting to date a driver? Well all of them want her. Everybody fucking wants her. They always have. But thank you for reminding me as if I didn’t know since we were 13

V: Max, you know you don’t have to give people things for them to love you. Being you is enough

M: But it’s not, is it? It never was

V: So

V: All those years you liked her? Daddy was right?

M: You don’t have to like someone to know you don’t have a chance with them

M: Whether I liked her never mattered

V: But you like her now

V: Are you ever going to tell her?

M: She knows Vic

M: I’m at the factory, I have to go. I love you

V: I love you too, Max. And I just want what’s best for you

M: I know. But you’re like Dad. You’re always so sure you know better than me what that is.

[deathtokillian]

No good take, I’ve always said this. A lot of the people I seen that are “non dysphoric” still have gender euphoria, and I’m a firm believer that you can’t have gender euphoria without some form of gender dysphoria. As someone who had crippling dysphoria where I needed to medically transition, I don’t believe you need to hate your body to be trans. Gender euphoria is what makes you trans, knowing who you are and wanting to be perceived as the correct gender is what makes you trans. Everyone transitioning different and it doesn’t have to be a cookie cutter way, we all have different experiences, no right or wrong.

I am not a transmed or a truscum by any means, because I don't necessarily think that you need dysphoria to be trans/I don't care if trans ppl identify as non dysphoric/I do not really gaf about the discourse as a whole because I'm not 14.

HOWEVER what I will say is I think dysphoria is incredibly misresprented both within and out of the trans community and I am not diagnosing anyone with shit or saying ppl r not aware of their own experience and call me a crazy radical

but wanting to transition even just socially, not wanting to identify as ur birth sex, being more comfortable not as ur birth sex. this is all dysphoria. these are all dysphoric experiences. what u think dysphoria should be is one example of dysphoric but. identifying as trans is an inherently dysphoria driven experience.

I am not claiming my experience is universal but ppl think dysphoria is a huge thing which it can be 4 lots of ppl but something as simple as identifying as a gender different from the one u were assigned at birth is gender dysphoria

I mean idgaf but I do think lots of non dysphoric trans people actually are dysphoric and just don't know it. do what u want tho

[lousypotatoes]

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"I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in."

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yes, i know there are so many, but once i get ideas, i write them down, or in this case, type them out.

I GRADUATED GUYS OMG

never thought i would get this far tbh

stay safe and drink lots of water <33

xoxo, Izzy

[theodoresgirl]

PLEASE write more cheshire!fem!reader x Killian Jones 🙏🏻

i loved it sm. i’m actually quacking. (i was the one who requested it!!)

Maybe this time, he meets her again and there’s like a strong tension between them and reader is saying strange things and he just wants her to stop so he kisses her!!🤭🤭

and if your comfortable with it, the kiss leads to smut? if not, then fluff is great too!!

Just shut up - Killian Jones x Cheshire Cat!Reader

Killian Jones x Fem!Reader a/n: im sorry it took over a month and that its not good. Im sorry TnT

Part 1

Y/n had found a portal back in Wonderland and got curious, The portal transferred her from Wonderland to Storybrooke. Though not the way she would’ve guessed.

She screams as she falls from the sky, She luckily lands in the lake next to the docks. She shoots up out of the water screeching, She looks around paddling towards the docks. “So cold, so cold” She repeated as she grabbed the edge of the dock and pulled herself up. It was freezing, It was the middle of winter, and It was probably -20 degrees in that water. She groans and stands up ringing out her clothes' excess fabric out. “Water. It had to be water. I hate water.” She mumbles and starts to curse under her breath, shivering. 

“I hope you don’t mean that. It’s better when it's on a boat, and not 5 degrees outside..” Y/n looked up hearing a familiar voice from one of the boats docked. Killian stepped off his boat walking over to her with a towel. “Cats don’t like water, Captain.. Sorry to break the news to you.” She shivered looking at the towel and at Killian. “Such a shame.” He shrugs and unfolds the towel. “Where did you come from then, love?” 

“I feel through the sky.. And landed in a body of water. ” She looked at Killian still shivering. He wrapped the towel around her and rubbed her arms with his hand and hook. “This’ll dry you off some..” She rubs her upper arms trying to get warm. “Okay, come on. Let's get you new clothes and a warm shower.” Killian grabs her by her belt using his hook and walks towards his ship. 

She blinks following along not wanting to be cold anymore. “So Cap, This is where you live?” She asked, grinning trying to think of a pun to make. “Not at the moment. I’ve been staying in a room above a diner, The cold isn’t pleasant to sleep in.” Killian unhooks y/n and steps onto the Jolly Roger to grab a bag, He steps off the ship before placing the arm with his hook behind y/n and gilding her to town. “Is that where we are going then?” “Yeah, It's got warm water, and you’ll be able to get a room for as long as you need it, Granny is a sucker for helping new people.” 

Killian and Y/n walked into town, Y/n was as cold and frozen as an ice cube. They headed up to his room to clean y/n up before going to eat and get a room. Killian opened his door and y/n walked in going straight for the shower. Killian tossed his bag onto a table and went to the dresser. He starts to rummage through the drawers looking for some clothes y/n could wear temporarily til he could get one of the girls to take her shopping. 

Killian took out a black Poets shirt and some sort of comfy pants he’d never worn. He walked over to the couch in the room he’d paid for and laid out the clothes for her. He could hear the shower turn on, He walked over to his bed and laid down to wait for y/n to take a shower. He leaned his head back and closed his eyes, He began to let his mind wander through scenarios of what would happen once she got out. His heart started to race as he pictured her in his clothes.

He didn’t hear her turn the water off and walk out of the bathroom. “Are these mine cap?” Y/n spoke, picking up the shirt. Killian sits up looking at Y/n in just a towel. Her hair was stuck to her wet skin, skin shimmering against the light. He nodded, not saying anything, What was he gonna say? You look amazing with your hair sticking to your back. That sounds crazy.

Y/n looks over at Killian, “Stuck in your imagination?” Killian shakes his head snapping back, “Not at all. Yes, those are yours.” Killian gets up and runs his hand through his hair. Y/n slips the shirt on as she drops the towel. “Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality.” Y/n looks over at Killian who is facing the wall, His heart is racing. “Hmm?-” He turns around to look at y/n. Y/n holds the pants in her hands and grins talking in riddles. Killians' eyes twitch a bit, “Just put the pants on so we can go eat.” He walks past her into the bathroom to splash his face with water. Y/n slips the pants on and ties it so they stay up. Killian walks out of the bathroom, and heads to the door. Y/n followed behind him continuing talking in riddles or rhymes.

Killian takes Y/n to Granny's diner to order food to go. Then grabbing a room key for Y/n. They headed back to Killian's room to eat.

Killian opens the door to his room and Y/n rushes inside and over to the couch. “Giveeee! It smells delicioussss.” Y/n licks her lips looking at the bag that holds the food. Killian shuts the door and walks over to the couch and table, He puts down on the couch setting the bag on the table. Y/n grabs the bag and takes their food out while Killian takes his boots off. 

Y/n started to eat, Finally keeping her mouth shut. Killian grabs his food and leans back to eat. It was quiet while they ate. Killian ordered a burger with ketchup, Pickles, lettuce, and cheese. Y/n ordered chicken strips with fries and ranch.

Killian finishes his burger and gets up walks to the window and opens it a bit. “A little hot there captain?” She smirks. He looks over at her, Not saying anything, he knows he can’t lie to her, and He can’t admit she was right. “Captain?” She raised an eyebrow still smirking. “Captainnn~” She kept taunting him by repeating his name. 

“Something isn't working up there love'' Killian rubbed his temples, Y/n climbed over the couch and walked closer to him, “If you haven’t noticed I’m not all there, Captain~” She tapped her head loving how irritated he seemed. Killian glared at her before filling the leftover space between them and kissing her. She hesitates for a second before throwing her arms around his neck and kissing back. He puts his hand on her waist and his hook brushes the skin on her collarbone, The cold metal meeting her warm skin. She shivered at the touch.

He breaks the kiss and pulls back licking his lips. Grining, She pulls back “So i’m guessing you were in your imagination earlier.” Killian kisses her again before answering her with a nod. “You have no idea love.” “Why not show me.” She kisses him, deeper this time. 

She moves her hands to his chest and pushes him towards the bed. He backs up towards the bed and sits down still kissing y/n. Her arms return to hanging around his neck. She stands between his legs pressing against him. He pulls down the oversized pants she had on, She steps out of the pants and kicks them away. She unbuttons his jeans and belt, He stands up picking her up and putting her on the bed before pulling his jeans and boxers down.

He breaks the kiss and starts kissing her neck, as she moves her hands to the bottom of his shirt and pulls it off him. “Want me to stop-” before he could finish his sentence she cut him off. “Killian just shut up.”

Killian strokes himself before lining  himself up with her entrance, “You're the one who rhymes.” She rolled her eyes opening her mouth to say something but let out a gasp as he pushed in. He kisses her deeply, holding still for a minute while she adjusts. 

He starts to thrust continuing to kiss her, Both running short of air. They break the kiss both catching their breaths. He holds his hand on her waist and plays with her hair using his hook. She smirks, blushing, Her heart was racing. He continues thrusting, She places her hands on his shoulders gripping tightly. 

She moans, leaning her head back arching her back. He puts his hook on her waist. "Love, you are absolutely breathtaking." Killian complimented her. She grins before moaning. She raised an arm to grab her hair and hold it above her head. Killian and her continued for awhile until they both hit climax. 

“K-Killian” She gasps arching her back cumming, 

         Killian moans, He keeps thrusting before pulling out and releasing on her lower stomach. He plops down next to her, Both of them were panting heavily. “I like it when you say my name.” He smiles.

[lighthousepigeons]

Nikolai: You can never lose an argument if you say "Shut up, nerd" at the end.

Gareth: Yes, you can.

Nikolai: Shut up, nerd.

Jeremy and Killian: *laughing*

Gareth: