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Kill Your Masters
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not letting my dogs read this
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LOOK AT ALL THESE SLAVE MASTERS POSING ON YOUR DOLLAR! 🎶
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old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.
#morgs rambles#star wars#obi wan kenobi#this post was originally about how sass and bitchiness are whats left of his charisma pts#and i was going to list all the docks to his stats#which i mean ill put them here because its funny#also eating warm uncooked broccoli as i type this#achievement unlocked! abandonment issues and lack of self worth#achievement unlocked! dead master/parental figure#achievement unlocked! war general ios version 2#achievement unlocked! your child hates you#achievement unlocked! first girlfriend/ first love dead#achievement unlocked! younger sister/ daughter firgure leaves (youll never learn her fate)#achievement unlocked! weird grandfather dead (killed by your child/little brother)#achievement unlocked! complete extended family killed#achievement unlocked! two murder attempts via husband and child#achievement unlocked! friend dies in childbirth#achievement unlocked! small child#achievement unlocked! entire allit persumed dead or hostile#achievement unlocked! friend and friend's planet explodes#achievement unlocked! ghost#anakin skywalker#codywan#ahsoka tano#commander cody#sw rots#rots#sw tcw#twc#new hope
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he said "can't argue with that one"
#this episode is FUN#flashbacks to handyman sam. dean/benny and sam/amelia parallels. benny/andrea and sam/dean parallels. sam jacking a car to go#chase after dean bc he didn't give him a heads up abt his little impromptu kill-your-master mission w/ benny#each of them slow-roasting in irritation abt the other lol#spn#liveblog tag#8.05
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Thinking back on my college life, I had no tv - no television centerpiece, no Netflix and chill…..if you want to embody indie sleaze, kill your masters….streaming shows on a loop is breeding complacency….
Kill Your TV
#kill your television#kill your masters#indie sleaze#stop the feed#the revolution will not be televised#bring back hanging out
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Unpleasant Revelations - DPxDC Ficlet Idea for the Stillborn Au
"Have you met my youngest, Damian, Mr. Masters?"
Its only from twenty years of long, hard experience and practice that Vlad doesn't increase the room temperature from 'borderline uncomfortably cool' to 'unbearably hot' the moment Bruce Wayne pulls his youngest and "only" biological son out in front of him.
He puts only in quotations because twelve year old Damian Wayne looks scarily, uncannily like one Daniel Brown. Jack and Maddie's foster son, second victim of their foolishness, and only other halfa in existence. Second only to him.
It's nauseating how similar they look. From the scowl and terrible glare on the young boy's face, to his brown skin -- which was only a few shades lighter than Daniel's, the shape of his nose, and even the strange winged edge of his eyebrow. Something that Vlad has long since come to find endearing on the child he considered a son of his own. The only difference was that Damian had dark, sharp green eyes.
Daniel's eyes were blue. The same glacier shade as his father's, who stood behind Damian with a proud, oafish smile on his visage.
It was infuriating how similar they look. Vlad might not have rapidly swung the room temperature from one extreme to the other, but he can't stop himself from letting the fury burning within his core from slipping out and raising the temperature up a few degrees.
Because it really only meant one thing.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were related.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were brothers.
Standing in front of him, it was clear as day. He can already picture a phantom image of Daniel standing beside Damian, the same scowl written on his face, the same glare carved into his eyes. The only difference being the dark, exhausted circles beneath them that seemed to be permanently painted onto his skin. The only thing missing being the permanent loneliness and vigilance permeating his being like a scar.
This, if revealed, would be enough to ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation. Or, at the very least, darken it quite a bit. The great philanthropist Bruce Wayne with another secret blood child? One related to his youngest? One that had been put into foster care? Seemingly thrown away?
It would be a firestorm.
One that Vlad is not keen on starting.
It would ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation, yes. But it would hurt Daniel in the process -- the harassment he would face alone might just be enough to break that fragile child completely. That was just not something he could allow. Or, even worse, bring him into his biological father's care and custody -- something Vlad was even less willing to allow.
It's not out of kindness to Wayne that Vlad will keep mum about this.
His grip on his champagne flute tightens, just a bit. He's still aware enough of the world around him to not let it shatter in his hands. His plastered, pleasant smile tightens around the corners, and he forces his focus to slide from Damian to Wayne.
"The resemblance is uncanny, Mister Wayne." He says, slanting his smile to the side slyly. Although he's not talking about the resemblance between Wayne and his son. Rage simmers beneath his skin, burning coal and embers in the core of his chest, nestled between his lungs, as he meets the man's eyes.
Wayne swaggles his head proudly, his ditzy smile widening as he squeezes his son's shoulder affectionately. Bastard, Vlad wants to spit.
He breathes in through his nose, and exhales out through his mouth. The champagne in his hand cools, and stops its unusual bubbling.
The Damian boy scoffs under his breath, his mouth still coiled upward into a scowl. With the revelation of his blood relation to Daniel evident, Vlad's not sure if he should find it endearing or not.
He is not Daniel, so he decides that it's just simply irritating. He decides to ignore it.
"And you said he was your only biological son?" He asks, voice lilting and head tilting. He knows its a suspicious question at worst, insulting at best. But considering Wayne's past proclivities, he can hardly call it an unexpected question.
Damian puffs in great offense, face twisting angrily. It reminds him of Daniel when Vlad insisted that he was wrong about something or other, and for a moment his heart swells, fond.
But this is not his child, and so the feeling quickly crashes and burns, simmering back into rage. This was not Daniel -- this was his replacement. A replacement that Wayne was free to keep.
Wayne chuckles, idiotically, as if he'd said some funny joke. Vlad's other hand, the one gripping his cane -- something he's required ever since he was dispatched from the hospital all those lonely years ago -- tightens instead. He grinds his teeth -- him and Jack Fenton would get along like a house on fire, he hates it.
"I can understand why you'd ask that, Mister Masters," Wayne says, squeezing Damian's shoulder again, "but yes, Damian is my only biological son. Although that doesn't mean I don't love my other children any less."
Bastard.
For all his posturing and flouncing about caring for his city and his children, Vlad never would have thought the Prince of Gotham capable of abandoning one of them.
But, well.
They all have their dark secrets.
And what one man throws away, another man picks up. If Bruce Wayne didn't want the treasure child that was Daniel Brown, then Vlad Masters was more than happy to take him instead.
"I see."
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc ficlet#dpxdc fanfic#i was hit with this idea two hours ago and was hit with the intrinsic need to write it down#parental vlad masters#protective vlad masters#vlad is currently going 'OH? OH YOU ABANDON AND REPLACE **MY** SON??? MURDER. DEATH. BEES UPON YOUR FAMILY'#but he's also still like. evil. much less of a creep! but evil. so he comes off a bit possessive. which was intentional.#vlad's reaction is kinda valid if it was accurate and bruce DID willingly and knowingly abandon danny. except he didn't. he has no idea#danny is even alive. vlad doesn't know that tho. we all love a good reasonable misunderstanding :]#hc that vlad needs a cane as a human because the ecto-acne that killed him fucked his nerves up a bit as a result and now he's got a bad le#and is also immunocompromised. which had a slight hand in his 20 year isolation thing.#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny au#stillborn danny#vlad masters#this may or may not be canon to the au im still thinking about it#vlad acknowledges that danny is formiddable but he's also not wrong that a media shitstorm like that would hurt him considerably.#diamonds are the toughest known material to man and yet it still shatters like glass when put under pressure. vlad's right he's fragile#ummm anyways yeah Vlad finds out first and promptly decides to go 'oh okay so fuck you personally actually. keep your replacement child'#he has No Plans on telling Danny what he learned mostly for the obvious selfish reasons and also bc yeah. this is gonna hurt danny#ITS NOT FUN IF IT ISNT A LITTLE TOXIIIIC#i absolutely know that vlad only swears in deserts which is why its important that i have him call bruce wayne a bastard directly.
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master koga propaganda
#ganondoodles#zelda#art#master kohga#super rough doodle and im very tired but#when i see koga i need to draw him#i didnt remember his tatoos.... gonna fix his new outfit for the rewrite#time for sleep now though#(why is in that poll killing him still winning- wtf did he ever do to you but bring joy into your life *cries)
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#fifth doctor#ainley!master#doctor x master#classic who#doctor who#dw#*#LOVE this moment & it gives vital context to what happens in planet of fire i think#god. the mind games the master is playing here#things he knows the doctor is going to do:#1) refuse to kill him in a duel to the death#2) beg for the master's life#3) choose an innocent's life over the master's#this whole scenario (which the master has scripted! entirely!) is him going 'SEE. I KNOW YOU.'#it's like. i can prove you still care about me. and also. i can prove you don't care about me enough#it's not enough!!!#it's like the master saying to the doctor 'how can you ask me to change my ways when you won't change yours'#'what is any olive branch from you worth when i know you'll make this choice'
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Violence against oppressors is self defense
Very few things make me angry like the absolute and complete fetishization of non-violence in many (especially Liberal) circles. This idea that violence is inherently evil, and if you use it you're immediately abhorrent.
The idea that in the realm of dealing with Fascists and Nazis, people who directly or indirectly, cause MASSIVE harm and loss of life to do many innocent people, if you fight back you're a hypocrite and no better than they are.
Furthermore, even if they're not outright crying about somebody killing a Fascist, you'd better believe somebody you love should already have died/are about to die before you're allowed to fight back. Don't you dare organize preemptively to protect yourselves and your community otherwise you're a violent 'extremist'.
There seems to be this... belief that in order for marginalized peoples to be justified in protecting themselves, they should have to wait until the noose is already around their throat, because god forbid they fight against it being put on in the first place.
Actively preventing the loss of Jewish, Disabled, Trans, Gay, Queer, Black, Indigenous, and all marginalized lives is just as important. We shouldn't have to die to prove to you that our lives are worth protecting. We shouldn't have to pay a blood tax to earn the right to defend our lives.
Fascism and Naziism have only ever been stopped by one thing, brutally and swiftly crushing it. And that does not happen at the ballot box or over a debate table, if you've given them a seat at either, they've already partially won.
Pacifism is a great and noble thing, but only when you apply it to situations where it's appropriate and viable.
And in this day and age, there is no such thing as 'Pacifism'
There's just being okay with marginalized people dying.
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Not to be the first soldier on the frontless of the woobification of Qimir (he is a villain, we know this, and I love him for it), but the lack of nuance, or rather the one-dimensional angle people who don't like his relationship with Osha have taken with him, irks me so bad. I get it. He is Sith, right. Treachery is their way; and what are the darksiders, if not self-serving?
But I feel like the specific phrasing of "the Jedi like you would call me Sith" implies so much about his own unique characterization, and I don't understand why we are glossing over it. It's not a self-identifier. It shows it isn't as much as a title he'd give himself, but a badge he'll wear since in the black/white viewpoint of the Jedi, he is not allowed to be anything more or less. His almost catty, "semantics" hammers in this fact for me, personally.
He strikes me as one who takes what he wants of the Sith code, and disregards the rest. I don't think it's a mistake that even after his reveal, we don't see him with the signature dark side eyes.
I say all this to say; Qimir's ultimate goal is not power, it is FREEDOM. *That* is what he is driven by. He craves to live outside the confines he deems as constrictive/oppressive, and have by his side, someone who wants the same.
So even while disregarding Leslye's interview; I honestly don't know how with what we've been shown in the show so far, aside from him being a sith, makes people think otherwise.
#the acolyte#qimir#star wars#oshamir#osha x qimir#meta#i guess#sorta#this is not me saying qimir good jedi bad brrr either#not at all#but to compare his actions to osha to the likes of sidious towards anakin feels so misplaced#he is such a textbook radical and i fear we shouldn't ignore that#also can we just talk about how mad he was about mae's betrayal? how he was glancing over jedi in his pursuit of getting her?#isn't it the sith way for the apprentice to kill their master? isn't that the rule of two?#and yet he was so burned by the mere notion of her betrayal#he is not your Typical Sith Lord and that is okay Actually#never mind the fact when presented with several opportunities to deal the killing blow he didn't lol#his love in fact does go Deep my honor#and now he has osha someone who will actually reciprocate?#oh they drive me crazy
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It’s too late in the game to still pretend that Rose is a reasonable and calm person. She would eat glass because her mom bookmarked her wizard yaoi on AO3.
#rose threatens to kill herself like twice a week#over shit like Roxy vacuuming#yeah rose your mom is a master of psychological warefare#thats why she bought you a pony#homestuck#mom lalonde#rose lalonde#roxy lalonde
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Been thinking about Transfem!Vlad these past couple of days, so I decided to draw her in my sketchbook in-between zine work <3
#quinn does art#danny phantom#danny fenton#vlad masters#vlad plasmius#trans vlad#transfem vlad#trans danny#transmasc danny#badger cereal#sorta im putting it there anyways#Diversity win! The evil fruitloop who wants to kill your dad and marry your mom is a woman!#idk if Vlad would change her name when she transitions tbh but i know she'd chose a name like Mildred if she did#also think she and Danny would have the funniest transfem + transmasc beef out there#anyways i may draw Millie more in the future when im not swamped she was fun to draw <3 I love women#btw dont tag as P*mp P*p please i dont think i have to clarify that but just in case
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Based on this
#danny phantom#vlad masters#danny fenton#dp fanart#pompous pep#or badger cereal#take your pick#hjbenderart#i'd kill for you#meme
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𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊
Yin Yang Master: Dream of Eternity (2020) // Fangs of Fortune (2024) dir. by Guo Jingming
#fangs of fortune#大梦归离#zhuo yichen#大夢歸離#yin yang master dream of eternity#fangyue#阴阳师: 晴雅集#my gifs#gifset#mine#colouring is not my forte and this was daunting to colour#gjm you and your bloody colour filters will kill us one day#and where was I going with this gifset? I'm not sure tbh#but i just love the tragedy and aesthetic of an invisible wall preventing you from reaching your love#and you want to break it down with your fists while the other watches helplessly#Miss Wang Ziwen absolutely cooked in this scene#I wanted to go through the screen with a sledgehammer and break it down for her#edited: because i am a fucking muppet and made a bad typo with gjm's name oops
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