#kill more CEOs

[hippo-in-a-blouse]

I hate America

I am now in debt to the mental hospital. Hehe.

[thxnks4themrms]

I’m sorry but why are we in healthcare/the medical field when you’re in it only for the money? There’s other places for you to be big and greedy so like take that shit somewhere else

[yellow-kudzu]

This guy fucks hard I know it

[wildflowercryptid]

the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

[travelingtwentysomething]

(T-shirt for the revolution)

[mohntilyet]

Personal headcanon about the "you picked the wrong dellamorte" line, I don't think illario actually likes rook outside the context of them being someone close to lucanis. Like rook on their own isn't much to him, but when they meet it's yet another person talking about his cousin (why isn't he good enough for whatever job they're hiring for?) and on top of that they somehow bring him back from the dead (another whole can of worms for illario). Now he starts turning on the charm, but whether he's actually interested or this is just one more thing his cousin has that he doesn't and it gets under his skin, who knows. Either way, rook ignores illario, the guy who lives off his charm, and is instead interested in the guy who's never even dated before and thinks giving someone a knife is how to flirt. Infuriating

NO THANK YOU !! i am genuinely sorry if i have ever implied illario is into rook like i see some takes about it and unless it like ties into your rook's personal backstory i don't seriously think he's romantically jealous. at all. my enjoyment of that line stems from illario's pathological need to make it about himself and not see his strengths but what lucanis has, and therefore what he doesn't. he's annoyed enough to try and goad you in the middle of a fight about the 'wrong' dellamorte and completely blind to the fact that the venatori are at best, a stupid fucking alliance, and at worst, a cult that will devour the crows from the inside out and illario would have been the one to give them the keys. he sees lucanis make allies, needs his own, and instead of charming the other talons/houses as he should, he (probably spitefully) picks the venatori. or maybe he just thought it would be easier. ugh he makes me want to telekenetically throw him around

[waterbugsanonymous]

rich people are killing us, make it scary to be a CEO

[cheriecoke]

tbh i knew gege was up to no good when he killed off nanami bc “he had no room for more development”

[roseapprentice]

I'm pretty sure Luigi Mangione did it, and not because he happened to be the first person arrested. There are two obvious explanations for the evidence the police described: Either he did it (and was open to the possibility of getting caught), OR they framed him with extra bells and whistles

I find conspiracy theories plausible to the degree that the incentives to conspire dwarf the difficulty of pulling off the conspiracy

This would be high difficulty. There's public scrutiny, and THEN they add oddly specific evidence. Faking the presence of a 3 page ivy-league manifesto AND a 3D-printed gun to match the footage requires a lot more moving parts than, say, planting cocaine on a suspect. The more facts you fudge, the messier it is to keep them straight. Extensive corruption does NOT translate into competence in organizing a lie.

If they were framing him with any knowhow, they'd leave it ambiguous for longer. They'd release simpler evidence after taking more time to prepare it. They'd at least wait for another news cycle to divert some scrutiny before publicizing anything but the matching ID

And the incentive???

You think they want to frame a guy who's halfway sane and objectively sizzling hot? With a crime they want people to STOP glorifying?

I mean, innocent until proven based. But let's be realistic about it

[tanadrin]

I think if you are the 800th person to make a listless and phatic version of the same unfunny joke on my post that I have to scroll past bc the mute notifications button doesn’t work properly, I should be allowed to come to your house and kick you as hard as I can in the shins.

[frobby]

Close enough, welcome back Wiliam James Moriarty

[apatheticcanid]

i think the unitedhealthcare killer should be named sexiest man of the year

[chipped-chimera]

Personally I think denying people healthcare resulting in death should be classified as murder and should be a legally punishable offense. Just a thought.

[mummelthecryptid]

old mutual i blocked for having incredibly liberal ass takes currently posting such breathtaking bangers as "murder is bad actually"

[guavagyal]

if they were trying to not make him look like a lionized hero, they fucking failed lol

[travelingtwentysomething]

(t-shirt for the revolution)