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Never
I will never a aingle second in my life give up outting blush on my nose, you bitches will literally have to pry it out of my cold, dead, riggor mortis hands.
#Clown#Blush on the nose#tlacuachecore#drag#Jorgeous pls never stop painting like that#I don't even seem her or Trixie as wearing boatload of makeup#It's just normal to me#Some girls can paint on the clown nose#Some prefer a light dusting#Many of you can't do it at all#That's ok#Not everything is for everyone even if sometimes you want to make it work#Or maybe you haven't found your solution yet#That too#jared save me#From the nose blush haters#I'm a payasa and I'm proud
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Fucking killing myselfg
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But is he a pretty little thing that gets rawed in the moonlight?
#Does he make bread to cope after he whimpers?#Change the sheets Carol Annnnnn#Sam Winchester coded because I said so#Actually#My wife coded#Except he can't bake#He can learn if he wants :3
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All of you are really white on here even if ur not.
#nooticing#yall disgust me#Rap and r&b get behind me#Racism really just be Tumblr#jared save me#Save the website#Maybe it's best I'm not a real Tumblr girl like that
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Just out here jorking
#Can or can not mean what you think it means#I don't do that#I don't even look at mirrors#It's a state of mind....?#Gonna sew my mouth shut <3
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I finally started sewing
#Not flop anymore#Hard and sometimes I can't make myself do it#But I did it#I like it a lot#I will be Beyoncé#I told yall#It's starting#Hehehe
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I really like me
#Yes#Not self love post but also I do love myself#I try#I asked for the universe to speak to me and tell me what I like#My wife said me#I do like my wife a lot#Hehehe#I also like other stuff :3
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Ugh Kermit... he guzzles my toes so Tenderly ♡
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Yes.
It's PriDEMONth, faggots.
#pridemonth#PriDEMONth#gay shit#jared save me#From the gays#I guarantee you've said faggot before#So you should best know how to fight them back#Probably said tranny too but I will forgive and forget#For now#Gay month#Give me money for pride month#tlacuachecore#Cuz tlacuaches are gay#yes
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how i feel when i pick up my giant moon melons in grow a garden (on accident) 🆘🆘🆘🆘🚨🚨🚨✋✊✋✊😿
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Wee
I am going through life on a balloon🎈
#sammy winchester#i just think he's neat#hehehehehehehe#tlacuachecore#thank you beyoncé#because#yes#my beautiful wife with every disorder#I love her so much#My bb's gender is their gender#Very specific thing u wouldn't know#I like burgers#I will eat them soon#bored#Give me attention#:3#luv u <3
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I am finally going to use it
I will finally use my damn sewing machine I have had for almost half a year now. Wish me luck for it is crucial for my success as a drag queen.
#gonna do it#Finally gonna sew#How will I win Drag Race otherwise!?!?!?#I will eat#I will hate it at first because I'm gonna suck ass but I know I will love it#help#jared save me#Idk what u would actually do#hehe#tlacuachecore#Because tlacuaches knit and sew#so cute 🥰#drag#end me now
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Fucking hope I don't get this job I couldn't stand the stupid interviewer.
#fuck you#Not autistic friendly :(#maybe autistic#maybe not#I just have similar problems#Vague ass questions ok bitch here's my life story#U don't care so why should I#Hate#tlacuachecore
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Stupid bitch ruined her jaw
How's your lockjaw, Muppet mouth?
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