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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

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love my beautiful joyous team bing i hope they never break up

ref picture under the cut

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i have had jumper for five days but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in the room and then myself

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join the zoom call they have a few questions for you

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DOMINANT THINGS TO SAY DURING SEX:

• "the day gets worse!"

• "[you eyebags...have you slept?] no i haven't slept?!"

• "[abt a portrait of schlatt that got hung up] what the fuck!? i need this, i need this, i need this, WHY CAN'T I BREAK IT- I NEED IT, I NEED IT, i gotta hang this in my house-"

• "why did punz [kill me]!? i wanted to hold [the portrait] on my wall, i wanted to kiss it, i wanted to have it to myself!"

• "here's what i'm going to wear for my- [hesitates] for my *friend's* funeral!"

• "i'm sorry i'm sorry- this is just too shocking to my system."

• - bad: "you look very emotional quackity"

- q: "can you- can you repeat your words [from earlier?] you stood up here and said 'TOGAY?'"

- bad: "oh my goodness quackity, go sit down."

- q: "badboyhalo, please please, i'm hurting here, I'M GOING THROUGH THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF, and the fifth one is-

- bad: YOU'LL BE OKAY, QUACKITY! - ...Just go sit down."

• "uhm. uh. realistically and jokes aside, i think serving next to schlatt as a vp taught me a lot of important things in the world. more importantly, a side of him i don't think many of you really knew...uhm, but if there's one thing i can say about schlatt is that......AYY THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD!! [eats his heart] LET'S GO, HIS HEART IS WITHIN ME NOW. his heart is within me now!"

• - bad: "anyone who was a close friend of schlatt wanna come up?"

- q: "ME."

- bad: "ANYONE EXCEPT QUACKITY."

- q: "I HATE YOU!"

• "i have his heart within my body. i ate it."

• "[abt cschlatt body parts] let's [all] throw it in the river and piss on it! let's go!"

• "[as soon as the funeral is over, cq mutes his mic, sits in silence, breathing heavy] i need to pick up his bones. i need to pick schlatt's bones, i need to pick them up. where's his body? where's his body? i need to pick it up." [dives into the river to pick up whatever he can]

• "i don't think jschlatt should die- i don't think jschlatt should die! i think he should relive. i- i think he should live again. i think he should come back to life. oh my god. what the fuck did i just pick up? i need to get a piece of his teeth."

• "i'm gnna bring jschlatt back to life. i gotta see what the boys think! tubbo, where are you?"

• "chat- chat- hahhh- this funeral doesn't sit right with me. this funeral doesn't sit right with me and i feel like i need to do something about it!"

• "i- i gotta retrieve his body, i gotta retrieve his goddamn body. whatevers left in that fucking- that fucking chest-"

• "i'm gnna pick him up and resurrect him."

• "'RIP JSCHLATT'? nooo no baby no, there's no 'RIPS' in this land, baby. he's coming back, i'm bringing him back."

• "his dry old man bones...i couldn't be more happy than to do this to his body."

• "i need to speak to sam. sam will know, sam will know [what to do]! i need to speak to bad really fast, too."

• "sam- sam i'm a bit angry at the moment."

• - q: "i am in possession of schlatt's bones!"

- bad: "ok, can you put them in his-"

- q: "no no, i have a big plan."

- bad: "what are you gunna do with jschlatt's bones!?"

- q: "hey- hey, there's a little thing i call the frankenstein arc."

- bad: "NO!"

- q: "YES!"

- bad: "quackity, you can't do that!"

- q: "bad, we can bring him back to life-"

- bad: "don't do that! why do you wanna bring jschlatt back to life, don't you know how much- how much problems that would cause? if you revive him?"

- q: "listen, i'm just sayin', if we brought jschlatt back to life, he could bring glory to our country once again!"

- bad: "wait, so if we bring him back to life, he'd basically be unkillable then?"

- q: "yeah! yeahyeahyeah-"

• "DON'T TALK TO ME- i'm having a moment."

• - q: "i took his bones from his grave, i-"

sam: "what? that's bad luck."

q: "wait, really? are you serious?"

sam: "yeah, that's bad- better be careful-

q: "nononono, don't say that, are you serous? no, guys c'mon, nooo...can you please pretend it's good luck?"

sam: "to rob a grave!?"

• - sam: "wait, you're gunna try to bring jschlatt back to life?"

- q: "i have his bones, and that's all i need, baby!"

- sam: "but you just said how much you hate jsch-"

- q: "NOOO, I HAVE HIS BONES AND THAT'S ALL I NEED!"

• - bad: "wait, if you brought him back to life quackity, wouldn't he be mad at you?"

- q: "no- listen, listen to me, listen to me..... have you ever taken a look at l'manberg and said, 'hmm, i want that place all to myself?'"

• - sam: "i want you to listen to me, quackity."

- q: "yeah?"

- sam: "you listen to me. i will bring jschlatt back to life, but whatever happens with him afterwards is up to you."

- q: "that's all me, baby!"

- sam: "that's all your responsibility, i'll have nothing to do with him once he's back."

• - q: "just know that once we bring him back to life, he'll be back to power, and he will be our political puppet and we can take down ANYONE. ANYONE!"

- sam: "he wasn't exactly a great politician, though, was he?"

- q: "hey, c'mon.."

- bad: "yeah, will he be a better one as a zombie?"

- q: "shut- shut up bad! shut up! jesus christ!"

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Love what’s going on at the Vatican

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i hope suzanne collins kills mr beast

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i love it when my mutuals and i are into wildly different fandoms. it's so awesome i know nothing abt your blorbos but i love that they bring u jouy

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do you want to play in love with me. it involves being in love. and making out for fifteen hours straight. and keeping me as a pet

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my superman 2025 fanart

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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the next loop will be the one bro trust me

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‘Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space.’

“Eulogy from a Physicist” by Aaron Freeman, with quotes from Interstellar by Christopher Nolan, and images from NASA, Interstellar, Getty, Petrichara, and Reuters.

1- NASA: GOODS-South.

2- NASA: NGC 1850.

3- NASA: Iberian Peninsula.

4- Christopher Nolan: Interstellar.

5- NASA: From the Earth to the Moon.

6- Hannah La Folette Ryan: Subway Hands.

7- Adams Evans: Heart Nebula.

8- NASA: Exploring the Antennae.

9- NASA: Crescent Moon from the International Space Station.

10- Petrichara.

11- Getty Images.

12- NASA: SMACS 0723.

13- Reuters

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something so hauntological about watching mash season 3 knowing how it ends...none of the characters know henry's never going to make it home, the actors all found out in real time. but the narrative knows how this ends, and the narrative is waiting with an open mouth. so the narrative has henry prefigure his own death throughout the season. in o.r. when hawkeye reassures him one day you're gonna have to go back and die in your bed in bloomington, henry says that he's done that several times. he complains in private charles lamb that everything in this country disappears except me (untrue) followed by boy, would i like to wake up some morning, look down and find myself gone (true). when he gets trapped in the wreckage of the latrine in bombed he knocks twice for "dead" rather than three times for "alive." then there's the scene in the consultant where he soaks in the pool, calling it heaven but says the water could be just a titch warmer (burning burning burning), avoiding conversation with frank by submerging himself underwater. henry spends the whole season unknowingly rehearsing his impending death. he goes around camp trying on other people's deaths for size, unaware that he's dead himself.

in conclusion:

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mlem, just having fun :p

lyrics from the song “it’s called:freefall”