#kill her.

[jadelover69]

uhm... pls dont kill me...

explanation!!

tw: Pr*scilla

If Jamil became... boring to her. She just had to accept that.

And he did.

Pity.

He was nice...

She’d miss him. And his smile.. And the way his hair smelled... but it’s fine. She can always get the same brand of shampoo and conditioner.

So she left a note.

Was it well written? As if!

He wouldn’t believe it. But he should.

+note she left

❝uhm so LMAOO but i dont think this relationship is going anywhere 😬😬😬 so im breaking up with you!! 😽😽😽 baibai!! have a good life 🫶🫶🫶❞

tagging!! @babyghoul138 (u made me do this...)

@anonymousplant @v4mpiior @angelwishess @screamintoad @lallopsyou psps...

[itsabee]

Just want you guys to know every time Reagan sees a balding man she says “ oh he looks like Brian !”

😐😐😐

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[eggdrawsthings]

It's the best decision I'll ever make

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[mothmothwoth]

Found myself strangely obsessed with Skizz and Lizzie… there are apparently brain chemicals in there

[mihotose]

always brother

[wusnus]

I love mabel and bill and i want to see them being bffs but i cannot see an interaction between them going any way other than this

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton gets owned in FNAF 4

[kaitcake1289]

in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

[moghedien]

Lae’zel’s romance arc is literally everything like it’s a one night stand. It’s a two night stand but she pretends she isn’t dying to be with you again. She’s a domme. She’s a bottom. She doesn’t believe in love and doesn’t like to cuddle. She thinks you’re weak for showing interest in her. She thinks she’s weak because she can’t stop thinking about you. She wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you duel her because she doesn’t know what else to do about being obsessed with you. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you win. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you lose. She will tell everyone about your sexual exploits without shame. She’s embarrassed if you try to kiss her in public. She growls at you if you stop kissing her public. She is extremely possessive of you. She wants you to be as extremely possessive of her and is the most visibly heart broken if you cheat on her. She takes half the game building up the courage to ask you to cuddle. She changes her entire perception of the world because you showed her to was ok to approach things differently. She gives you multiple terms of endearment. She’s terrified that your relationship will end after all of this is over. The climax of her romance is holding her hand.

[molinaesque]

But I got something going now. A friend. And I don't wanna mess it up. Maybe that's what I was like for you.

[thelilylav]

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.