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I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.
#just completely devoid of soul and belief and just wanting to fill the void with hollow comforts and kids books#disco elysium#gaming
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New Review on the Blog!
Pirate Tails from Skybound Tabletop
Pirate Tails is a simple to learn, but engaging game where pirate squirrels are competing to collect the best horde of nuts. The problem is they don’t have the best memory.
#Pirate Tails#Pirate Tails Review#Review of Pirate Tails#Card Game#Kids' Game#Kids' Games that are fun for adults#boardgames#boardgaming#Squirrel#Squirrels#Review#Board game review
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can persephone please catch a break cuz that’s twice now she hasn’t been able to raise her kids due to divine fuckery 🫠
#hades game#ryuunart#zagreus#melinoe#persephone#hades 2#if she had an obol for every time her kids were raised by a hot tall goth woman she’d have two obols#which isn’t a lot but weird that it’s happened twice
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The true meaning behind FNAF princess quest
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#fnaf gregory#princess quest#security breach#I actually really like princess quest#especially its main theme is so good#I haven’t done any comics on it just yet because I didn’t know exactly what to do#people still have pretty intense theory fights about PQ#which I never wanna step on toes I’m an artist not a theorist#BUT I GOT this idea#I never really considered how Gregory and Vanessa feel about the game?#I feel like Vanessa in some way knows it’s about her#BUT GREGORY? doesn’t see it#to him she’s nothing like princess BAHAH#TO BE fair she has tired killing him before#kid can’t help but be a lil blunt 🩵
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Brennan when he is the victim of an evil plan.
Brennan when he is the perpetrator of an evil plan.
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I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.
Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?
Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.
Socialite: Uh... what?
Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.
Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?
Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^
Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.
Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.
Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?
Damian: Red.
Socialite: Oh that's lovely!
Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.
Socialite: Oh.
Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.
Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.
Socialite: Worse.
Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.
Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.
Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.
Tim, behind her: I can vouch.
#batfam#batman#cassandra cain#damian wayne#dc comics#dick grayson#duke thomas#jason todd#tim drake#they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites#its a very fun game for them#bruce just lets it happen#he secretly finds it funny#sometimes even plays along#socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids?#bruce: they were brought to me by an alien
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useless lesbian and her beloved children
#i believe palutena has tanked the value of hearts by spending rhem on 7-11 taquitos and gacha game rolls#people who have not played kid icarus forget palutena is a failgirl you know she would be addicted to whaling in games#her actions affect the economy which is in shambles#metroid#ssb#samus aran#palutena#ssb4#ssbu#hall of fame#loneart
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They're both autistic (and ADHD) 2 me
#was anyone else taught to treat eye contact like a game you can win or was that just me and Stanley 🤝#anyway hc that as a kid Stanley always tried to be the strength to Fords weaknesses (and viseversa)#meaning that if Ford was bad at eye contact then he HAD to be good at it (even if he didn't like it much either)#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#stanford pines#ford pines#pines twins#young pines#kings of new jersey babeyyyyy#young stanford pines#young stanley pines#fan art#fanart#gravity falls fanart#my art#the entire pines family is autistic and adhd btw. source: I am autistic (and likely adhd) and am massively projecting onto them <3#alt text now fixed!! damn copy paste cutting off half the description
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New Review on the Blog!
Wreck Raiders from Kids Table Board Gaming
A great kids' game that adults will also enjoy, doing exactly what KTBG is setting out to do.
Even my heavy gamer friends enjoy this treasure hunting, dice drafting, worker placement game.
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PlayStation 2 Ocean Blue (2002)
#ps2#sony playstation#sony#playstation 2#retro gaming#childhood nostalgia#childhood memories#2000s nostalgia#2000s kid#2000s childhood#v a p o r w a v e#vaporwave#vaporwave aesthetic#aesthetics#a e s t h e t i c#2000s aesthetic
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Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#golden freddy#cassidy fnaf#evan afton#cc fnaf#fredbear#fnaf 1#fnaf fanart#ITS BEEN a hot second since I’ve last drawn Cassidy#so I wanted di change that with todays comic 💛#you think Cassidy finds it really funny to scare the night guards#like I kinda get the impression all the ghost kids enjoy scaring the adults#in the context of this comic I think especially likes to scare Michael#in behalf for cc seeing Michael use to scare him all the time#now the roles are reverse they can get back at him#cc won’t outright say he finds it funny but can’t help but laugh about it too#Cassidy and cd are best friends your honour#my game theory is they are besties no matter what 💛💜#ALSO two of my favourite bits I got to draw here fredbear reactions and Michael sprite pff
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FABIAN DON’T DO THAT. THAT’S SCARY.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#fantasy high junior year#illustration#this was so fun#adaine… is this kristens room?#and the immediate DREAD#YOU FEEL#love it love it#Lou plays a great spooky game.#baron from the baronies#honestly? slay from baron#they seem cool actually#let em join the bad kids I think#they’re serving looks#they have the cunty curly wig#love it#Adaine also not catching a BREAK!!!
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the rude blacksmith has enchanted me. also feeling so normal about this game that i did pixel art for the first time ever to try and draw my farmer in the game style
#fields of mistria#fom#fom farmer#march fom#fom march#march fields of mistria#fields of mistria fanart#IT WAS SO FUN TRYING TO MIMIC THE CHARACTER STYLE#ive been following fom development since JANUARY 2022#i signed up for email updates guys#im so happy its in ea now hehe#dev team ily its so fun im eagerly awaiting full release#im quite in love with literally all the romance candidates but im so obsessed with annoying march#that i dont think i can kid myself on who my first route is gonna be LOL#gives me an excuse to replay the game a bunch once its out :3#itseart
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A baby?!?!???
#circusmantis#slay the princess#slay the princess fanart#stp#stp fanart#black tabby games#stp princess#stp hero#stp long quiet#stp shifting mound#fandom oc#fan kid
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Ok wait but can we talk about how awkward Wymack probably felt during the Andreil scene in the hotel room??? Like nora had our man CHAINED TO ANDREW while they had THE Andreil moment and he was just like ‘yup, handcuffed to one of the problem children while he confesses his love to my other arguably more problematic problem child mhm just a day in the life’
#ARE YOU KIDDING ME IT IS SO FUNNY#please tell me im not the only one who thinks this is funny#andreil#please tell me you get it#andrew minyard#neil josten#david wymack#all for the gay#all for the game#edit: tysm for all the love on my silly brain thoughts!!!
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that post that's like kipperlilly planned to minute detail for a presidency battle with riz, but how does one prepare for kristen applebees? that's how i feel about gorgug's romances. i could love zelda and the quiet breakup and the long crush on unit with a sweet kiss, but how does one prepare for mary ann "okay. do you have a girlfriend?" skuttle and then subsequently fucking her on a bench in her parents garage
#WHAT IS GOING ON#im screaming that gorgug genuinely has the most game out of all the bad kids#gorgug thistlespring#mary ann skuttle#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#zac oyama
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