#kids say to their parents 'omg look what a beautiful dog'

[jarognieva]

When random lady during a walk says you're the prettiest dog in the world and you have "wise eyes"

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OMG HI, it's my first time making a request ever. So I just finished watching the first episode of Fallout and couldn't stop imagining a one-shot of Leon x reader being the couple getting married (but in this case, no one gets murder). Basically, just fluff and smut inspired from the line where the girl goes "are you're sperm good?" or smth like that.

PLS I'LL DIE IF YOU MAKE IT

Dawg, I’m gonna be honest, I had to find a reaction video on youtube so if I’m missing details, I'm sorry! But you kinda inspired a whole idea of Resident Evil Fallout AU lmaooo. I pictured RE2 Leon for this

I didn’t go smut just because I wasn’t in the mood, but I hope this is OK!

Also, SPOILERS (i guess?) and MINORS GO AWAY

So, lets just say the raiders didn't invade the vault and an actual blight had taken out half of vault 32

So both you and Leon went through the process of the selection. He was…a little less willing. I see Leon as a rather…intimate guy, so getting poked and prodded for a wife he didn’t choose was…not his favorite.

You, on the other hand, were doing what you were taught. You handled the whole process easily enough. You got your wedding dress, got dolled up, and were escorted to vault 32.

The doors were open and the two of you were revealed to one another.

He was handsome, in a boyish sort of way. But he was shy. Very shy. Leon wasn’t even meeting your eye.

He, however, thought you were beautiful.

I personally headcanon Leon as not really seeing himself as a looker. I mean, he wouldn’t consider himself ugly, but he doesn’t really consider himself attractive either.

So…you can imagine when he saw you, his heart pretty much jumped out his throat.

“Hi.” you smiled at him so sweetly, introducing yourself, “Your name?”

“Leon.” he cleared his throat

You could hear someone behind you whisper, “lucky…”

The wedding proceeded that same night. To you, this was doing a duty. While you didn’t know Leon, you had hope that you both would find love in eachother. Meanwhile, your husband-to-be was still nervous. He even looked terrified to a degree. He kept his face down.

You were the one who initiated the kiss when the preacher said “you may now kiss the bride!”

Luckily during dinner you managed to chat a bit. You found out Leon was trying to become vault security. He didn’t have parents after losing them years ago during the chaos of the blight. And he likes dogs.

That was all well and good, but finally you asked the important question, “What's your sperm count?”

Leon choked on his drink. Immediately he was flustered, “I…um…”

“You know it's important we have kids. For the genetic stability of the vaults. Didn’t your vault doctor tell you this?” You pressed.

“I…yea..she did…” Leon was clearly knocked off his feet, “Just…wanted to get to know you a bit more…”

“Oh.” You had to remind yourself that he was leaving his vault. His friends and home were being taken from him to come to your vault. He was in over his head and the least you could do was be understanding.

Once the wedding was over, you took his hand and led him to your new living quarters. Leon was uncomfortable, anxious and very much not sure what to do. He listened and nodded along to what you were saying.

However, once everything was said and done, “Are…you ok?” You asked, seeing how closed off he was. 

“Yea…just…overwhelmed is all.” He responded, not meeting your eye, “can…we…take things slow?”

You couldn’t help but smile, “yea, i’d like that.”

[amberjazmyn]

dr spencer reid one-shot

𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮; your insta feed but you're married to spencer reid

𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼; none

𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷; insta posts between users drsreid and ynreid

𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓮; i love this idea so much so let's do it!

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drsreid the wife caught me reading a case file during an active case

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ynreid yeah cause you're weird baby

drsreid ynreid fair point babe

derekmorgan and let me guess, it had no correlation to the current case we're supposed to be actively solving?

drsreid derekmorgan you are actually wrong this time morgan! this is the case file for the case we're meant to be solving now

penelopegarcia it's thrown me off so badly that he's posted this during an active case...

aaronhotchner reid, as much as i love that you are becoming less of a technophobe, please go back to the geographical profile

drsreid aaronhotchner yes sir!

davidrossi never did i think i'd see the day he'd post a photo during work hours...

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ynreid this was just the first bag we brought home

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drsreid we had at least another four in the car

ynreid drsreid how do we have the money to continously buy more books we don't really need?

emilyprentiss jesus christ you guys! i forget the fact you're the definition of bookworms

penelopegarcia just looking at this photo hurts my eyes and frontal cortex

jenniferj ahh, that's where all the books have gone

derekmorgan that's only the first bag? how many books did you buy?!

ynreid derekmorgan maybe a little too much...

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drsreid i guess the wife and i are parents now!

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ynreid best decision we've ever made husband!

drsreid ynreid i have to agree with you wife!

derekmorgan ok that's just adorable. but, is it a dangerous breed?

drsreid derekmorgan she is a little cutie and no, morgan. she isn't dangerous, she's just a puppy!

emilyprentiss omg omg omg. i'm going to need to meet this puppo immediately and what is its name?!

drsreid emilyprentiss absolutely, you need to meet her immediately and her name is dolce, like dolce & gabanna

aaronhotchner genuinely not joking when i say getting a pet before having children is really good practise! the dog is adorable, reid!

davidrossi i can't lie, the puppy is very cute but it's really throwing me off seeing you in a hoodie and without your fbi credentials

penelopegarcia OMG it's so cute spencer! what's its name?! i need to meet the dog immediately!

drsreid penelopegarcia emily said the same thing haha! her name is dolce like dolce & gabanna, if it wasn't already obvious, wifey named her!

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ynreid everybody meet baby dolce, me and husband's new child! and yes, she's named dolce like the designer, dolce & gabanna, obviously because i couldn't name my future human child that name!

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drsreid no but calling our puppy dolce makes so much sense!

ablake oh isn't little dolce just adorable, y.n!

ellegreenaway oh okay, now i have to catch up with you guys, dolce is just adorable!

willlamontagnejr dolce is the cutest thing ever! the family will have to meet her!

katecallahan oh dolce is just gorgeous you two!

ashseaver that's why you posted that thing on your story! you were adopting a puppy! omg dolce is beautiful, y.n!

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drsreid pumpkin szn

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ynreid i apologise but your hands look so sexy in this photo, i just had to say it

jenniferj why on earth are you holding the pumpkin like you've got two kids at home?

drsreid jenniferj maybe because i do

aaronhotchner that's a good pumpkin, good pick reid!

penelopegarcia what will you do with them, reid?

drsreid penelopegarcia i think we're just gonna have them as decorations in front of the house and then buy carving pumpkins later

derekmorgan that is the biggest pumpkin i think i've ever seen!

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ynreid happy spooktober my dear children

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drsreid queen of pumpkin carving!

ynreid drsreid says the king of pumpkin carving!

emilyprentiss you carved that yourself? wow y.n, that's amazing!

ynreid emilyprentiss yes i did, em! and thank you, it took me ages!

ashseaver happy halloween, y.n!

ynreid ashseaver happy halloween, ashley!

jenniferj that is so cool, y.n! henry and michael find it so cool too!

ynreid jenniferj thank you, jayje. and i'm so glad the boys find it cool too!

penelopegarcia woah, that is insane, y.n! could you teach me how to do that?!

ynreid penelopegarcia thank you pen! and of course i can!

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drsreid throwback thursday to that one day in the office that our section chief brought in some puppies to work! i think they were in training to be therapy dogs, which makes a lot of sense looking back! but i do wonder and think about this lil guy every so often and hope he's doing good!

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ynreid oh i remember that day so clearly! literally one of the best days i've had working in the office during a day of paperwork!

drsreid ynreid thank god it was only a paperwork day otherwise i would have cried if we had been sent out on a case!

ellegreenaway omg i remember that day so clearly! i swear that dog loved you, spence!

aaronhotchner oh this was a great day at the office! last i heard, i actually think that dog passed his qualifications and is now a therapy dog in hospitals!

drsreid aaronhotchner that is amazing to hear! i think we should seriously get some therapy dogs for the fbi and bau!

aaronhotchner drsreid sounds like a very good idea, i'll look into it!

davidrossi omg you look so young, reid! now you've grown up to be an amazing man! oh and the dog is adorable as well

derekmorgan oh how could i forget this day! this was such a great day! so glad we didn't get called in for a case!

penelopegarcia i remember this day omg! we got to meet all the dogs that were in training to be therapy dogs!

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ynreid firstly, i want to apologise to my husband, spencer because he didn't want me to post this but, my husband sleeps with a lil lion teddy when we're away from one another 🥹

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drsreid normally, i'd kill someone if they did this but because it's my wife posting this, i can't even think about being mad!

emilyprentiss oh isn't that just adorable, y.n!

aaronhotchner i think jack had a lion teddy similar to that when he was a little boy!

derekmorgan i'd usually make fun of pretty boy over a photo like this but i just can't do it. he looks so peaceful and calm!

penelopegarcia omg he looks so sweet and precious!

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drsreid wifey wanted to take a photo of me

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ynreid so you turned into a chipmunk spence like that makes any sense! and you're a genius as well!

penelopegarcia and it's posts like these that remind me why you and y.n are married, spencer!

davidrossi ahh, the famous chipmunk cheeks, never lost them have you, reid?

ablake am i the only one that finds this completely adorable?

drsreid ablake no, y.n and penelope do as well, you're not the only one alex!

katecallahan i did this all the time as a kid

jenniferj nice look spence

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ynreid a kiss, for me?

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drsreid yes sweetheart, a kiss all for you and nobody else!

ynreid drsreid yayyy! love you baby

aaronhotchner glad you guys are having some good time off to relax

ynreid aaronhotchner we are hotch, thank you so much!

derekmorgan we used to do that all those years ago too 🥹

ynreid derekmorgan not anymore you do though

penelopegarcia cuties

ynreid penelopegarcia it's in our bau contract to be the cutest couple in the entire unit!

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this where i'm cutting it off but i will be doing more and different versions as well as i'm thinking of making one of their wedding and then their instagram posts with children and whilst being pregnant and everything else!

ok ily bye xx

wc; no idea but no more then 2000

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I imagine dad! matty would be veeery affectionate with his partner even in front of the kids bc they’ve decided they want to show the girls what it’s like to be healthily in love. so im picturing his missus in the kitchen making coffee or smth while the kids are sitting at the counter (little still! like 2 and 4) and he comes into the room and hugs her from behind giving her little kisses all over her shoulders until she turns around in his arms and he gives her kisses on her forehead/cheeks/etc. And then one of the little babas is like “no fair, I want a kiss from daddy!” And both parents are laughing but of course he goes over and gives his girl what she wants :)

yes!! this is exactly the vibe!! thinking it's summer holidays, but the girls aren't quite onto lie-in schedule yet, and matty had a show last night so you let him sleep while you got up to get the babas before they could run in and wake you up. they've started waking you both up at weekends by bursting into your room lately, the little one being gently pulled along by her big sister, both of them all wild curls and adorable little smiley faces in care bears pyjamas, and as much as they're extremely energetic for 7am they're also just too cute for you and matty to be exasperated by - basically, matty wouldn't mind being woken up by them crawling on top of him desperate for a cuddle, but you know he needs the sleep. and the sight you see when you go into your littlest one's room is exceptionally cute; she's cuddled into her big sister, her curls all smushed on one side and eyes still heavy with sleep, the two of them trying their best to read a picture book. their little faces light up when you come in, and they run to you for cuddles and to tell you about their dreams - after a few minutes of this, baba 2 does uppy arms and says "toast please?", which is your sign to go downstairs and make breakfast. they get their toast, fruit juice, and a little cup of extremely milky tea each, and while they're at the table eating you work on making some coffee, only turning round when you hear almost dead silence and have to tell your eldest off like "sweetheart, you can't feed your crusts to the dog. just leave them on the plate, if you won't eat them" lol.

naturally, when matty comes in and ruffles their hair in greeting (accompanied by a "morning, my beautiful girls"), baba 1 is like "dad, mum says i can't give mayhem the crusts of my toast" and matty's like "and she's right! but you can put out his breakfast for him, if you like" before he walks over and wraps his arms around your waist. he's like "thank you for letting me sleep, my most beautiful girl", kissing across your shoulders and the nape of your neck; you turn round and you're like "matty omg you can't say that, our girls are literally right there" and matty's like "no they agree with me, look! babas - isn't mummy the most beautiful person on the planet? i think so". your heart melts a little bit when they both immediately say "yeah!", and you press a quick kiss to matty's lips - when you pull back, he leans in again to give you little pecks all over your face, making little exaggerated "mwah" sounds that make you giggle. baba 1, back in her seat after filling mayhem's food bowl, is like "daaaaad can i have a little face kiss like mum?", and baba 2 is like "and me!", bless them; you giggle, while matty laughs and says "alright, babies!", then goes over and gives them each a big "mwah" kiss on each cheek and their foreheads (and then insists they both kiss one of his cheeks while he's crouched between their chairs too). and then you get roped in to give them kisses too, and before long it's just the four of you giggling at your kitchen table, matty stealing the toast crusts for himself, and the room just radiating pure love and happiness <3

[theautismgoblin]

Okay so I saw the Newest episode of Helluva Boss today, and OMG I LOVED IT.

But, as per usual I've been seeing people getting angry at dumb crap, mainly Bee's design.

Particularly that's she not enough of a Bee, which what. No she is, she's a mix. That works real well together (at least in my opinion)

And for those saying she A Sparkle Dog DeviantArt that doesn't belong in animation, first off what you got against furries. Second so what? She's not your character, she's VIVZE'S. Which she made as a god-damned nod to her Die Young animation. THAT MIND YOU SHE HAD TO FUCKING DELETE CAUSE OF A STRIKE. Sorry just getting angry. Like why can't we just have a character look like this in animation, it's adorable. I didn't see a single person complain about designs for any other show, EXCEPT HELLUVA BOSS.

Like every other major show, they get a pass, unless of course a character is DIFFERENT. Which guess what this one is, she's a fun take on a Demon. So now I'm gonna explain why she makes sense.

First of she has stripes on her ears which is a nod to her mix. Then the honey tail, which don't need to explain.

She also has six appendages, which Bee's have Six. Also the small wings actually MAKE SENSE. So, if you don't know A Queen's wings are actually smaller (at least in proportion) than the rest of the Bees in the hive. I mean definitely an over exaggeration of the size, but still makes sense.

Also love the fact both her ears and lashes look like attentane, the fact she has black markings resembling legs, and her fur is the beautiful yellow, make it all work.

Also there are many fuzzy bees, so when I saw this the first time I immediately was like QUEEN BEE FOX. Plus from what I've seen every Sin looks like the hellborns from the Ring, with more oomph.

With the ONE exception being Asmodeus, think about it. Lucifer looks extremely humanoid, he resides over the Sinners. Belphagor will most likely be Goat looking, Mammon looks like a Jester demon. Where are the Jester Demons from, Greed. The leader of Envy (Seas of Envy) will be Oceanic. See where I'm going, in my head it makes sense for Bee to be part Hellhound.

Plus makes more sense for her to look like those she rules over, She is Queen Bee. And the queen bee looks the same as their colony members, just bigger. It would feel even weirder to me if she was a Bee ruling over a bunch of Wolves. That doesn't make sense, IF they decided to make Bee an actual full Bee they would probably also have to make new Hellborns with it, and Bee would probably act differently towards the Hellhounds. The ONLY reason she isn't treating them the way everyone else does is SHE'S ONE OF THEM

Also when hearing that the sins all created the Hellborns, I've heard people screaming incest.. which no, at least not from my perspective. Because all of the now present Hellborns are so far related from them, like if you use that logic EVERYONE is commiting incest cause everyone related, since from a single ancestor. Plus, I'm pretty sure that the sins never really see the Hellborns as their kids. Trust me alot of artists want to date their characters, me being one of them. But we don't see ourselves as their parents, if that makes sense.

(Sorry for the rant)

Anyway if anyone wants to read this stupid rant hope you liked it.

[sweepweep]

Omg so. The author of "Marionetta" made a story called "Hooky" years ago and these poor kids who missed their bus to magic school think that when their aunt told the huntsman to steal Snow White's heart she meant "make her fall in love with him" when that is not the case.

Also the makeover they gave him was like the beast transformation in Beauty and the Beast. At first he looked like a nice rugged woodchopper and then they clean shaved him and gave him a rose and now he looks like a babyfaced sad pretty boy who doesn't know what to do with his life. Both look nice but it's not the same.

Also when I first saw the scene where the aunt gave that order, I thought the kids picked up what the aunt was putting down and just didn't care about the fact that she wanted to steal a woman's organs, just that she called them "annoying" behind their backs and decided to steal her heart first out of spite.

I was wondering why the girl in the icon looked so serious and traumatized in comparison to the main girl who looked so happy-go-lucky. I thought this was going to be silly adventures about two siblings who are trying to find a mentor to teach them magic since they missed their bus to magic school.

I probably should have guessed otherwise when the aunt said she was going to specifically teach them BLACK MAGIC because they lied and said their parents wanted them to learn from her. Who basically has her own legion of followers. And lives in a dark castle. And looks like a vampire queen. And has a giant dog. About the size of Cerberus.

Sidenote: I never noticed that at the top of the ask says YOUR blog name and not mine and then when I flip the anonymous switch it switches YOUR icon to anonymous. That seems confusing. I feel like I accidentally logged onto your blog instead if mine. Hopefully it shows it's my blog.

Oooh wow- thats such an innocent mistake oh no 😭

Ill be sooo honest, I was not a fan of the Beast’s transformation. He went a beautiful rugged bear to a clean shave little prince. I wish they at least gave him a beard and darker hair, you know? Stay more true to the original Beast

Also, thats really weird ??? It definitely says your name so I have no idea whats going on. Itd be wild if you somehow got into my account, thats so confusing 😭

[qveerthe0ry]

Get to know me tag 🤍

omg I'm SO late but thank you @perotovar for tagging me 🫶🏻

1. Were you named after anyone?

Nope. My mom almost made my middle name the same as my dad's but backwards (which is a common enough name on its own) but when he found out why he made her change it because he hates his middle name lmao

2. When was the last time you cried?

Literally over a tik tok a few hours ago, a dad was brushing his older daughter's hair (like older teens I think?) and telling her that she's beautiful because she was saying her hairline looked weird and it was just so sweet

3. Do you have kids?

I do not, but I do want to have at least one! I'm stressed about being pregnant though, and the economy is not kid or house friendly rn, so that's a couple years in the future

4. What sports do you play/have played?

I played little league baseball, and then dabbled in tennis, and now I play disc golf just casually with friends and family. I really want to get into pickle ball though.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Never.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Hair

7. What’s your eye color?

Dull ass blue

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

I actually haven't watched a scary movie in years because I had a panic attack watching Doctor Sleep and am too scared to revisit, but I used to LOVE them. Happy endings for me now ig

9. Any talents?

I play guitar and bass (rarely anymore)

10. Where were you born?

West Virginia!

11. What are your hobbies?

video games, writing, reading, and disc golf I guess counts?

12. Do you have any pets?

no :( pet deposits are theft. I want a dog so bad though, and sometimes I get to dog sit the cutest little weenie dog named Ollie when his parents have to go out of town 🥰💖

13. How tall are you?

5'2" (shut up I actually hate it I used to be the tallest kid in class until 5th grade and then I literally haven't grown an inch since)

14. Favorite subject in school?

English obviously in grade school, but in college I fucking loved my WGST classes and religion classes.

15. Dream job?

I would love to get paid a shit ton of money to make a podcast. Like yes please let me just talk about dumb shit with my friends, talk about myself, and share my opinions for money.

Open tags because I think all my mutual did this already and I don’t wanna annoy anyone as usual lol

[supernovaa-remnant]

well, when it comes to andor, dark, and the swarm, i like literally everything lol

like, i think i'd actually count all three as some of my favorite shows because they're just so good, no matter from what point you look at it. writing??? amazing. plot??? amazing. characters??? amazing. cinematography??? amazing. acting??? amazing.

i mean, i'm in no way an actual expert, this is more personal interest and experience than anything else but by god, i just think these shows are fucking incredible and they left a lasting impact on me in multiple ways.

also omg since you mentioned it, i can't believe i forgot to list doctor who???? wonderful show, i love it so so much. do you have, like, a favorite era or doctor???

but please do go on about interconnectedness (just not to the point of crying please), i love to hear your thoughts!! :D

they sound like really interesting shows :D if I ever find the time to check them out, I'll let you know :3

omg doctor who it's such a good show. growing up, my favorite doctor was always the 11th doctor (amy was one of my favorite companions, too, and ofc I loved river and she was mostly around when the 11th doctor was around). as I've gotten older I kinda have less favorites if that makes sense lol. really like 12 and really like 10. um, unpopular opinion, but I really like 13 as well. like, I don't know, she has characteristics reminiscent of past doctors but is also very much her own doctor, y'know? I also adore yaz as a companion. in terms of the episodes themselves and the plotlines there, probably 10-11 era, but in terms of doctors my favorites are 11 and 13, I'd say. really really good show though and honestly there's so many interesting parts of it and good episodes from all the seasons.

what about you? do you have a favorite era or doctor??

as for interconnectedness.. I know people always talk about how humans are social creatures, but I feel like it expands beyond that, y'know? everything is connected. long ago stars exploded and those explosions created the elements that we're made of. something incredibly improbable happened to create the moon (because the earth-moon dynamic is very very weird and unlike any other planet-satellite dynamic in the solar system), and because of the moon life was able to form and evolve the way it did on the earth. 2000 years ago people looked up at the sky and created constellations and the zodiac system, and we still use that today despite the position of the sun relative to the constellations has shifted since then.

on a smaller scale—people have always just been people. and they were just living their lives, and yet somehow it all has lead to here and now. and, still, we're just people living our lives. and now we have the capability of being able to connect with people literally across the globe, and isn't that beautiful? that distance isn't as big of a barrier anymore?

and there's someone growing up in the house I grew up on. there's history there—my parents built that house when I was a baby, and my grandma painted my bedroom walls, and I experienced so much there. and now that house is watching another kid grow up and maybe the walls have been re-painted, but the original paint is still there, just hidden. and there are scratch marks on the wall from my now deceased childhood dog because he was just a puppy and not well trained yet when we got him.

and the child growing up there doesn't know any of that, and yet, in some way, we are connected because of it.

and I still think about the best friend I had in kindergarten and my best friend in elementary school and the friends I had in middle school. actually, speaking of doctor who, I had a middle school teacher who was doing a collage project in the ceiling of her classroom. basically it was a bunch of clouds and pictures of the sky. but, there was a little trio of sixth graders (me and two other girls) who loved doctor who. so, our teacher added a bunch of pictures of the TARDIS on the ceiling so that we could try to count them all (we never could). that ceiling is still there, even if I don't talk to those other two girls anymore.

it's just—everything is so connected. you're only a couple people away from any given person. it's crazy to me. and, another thing that's baffling. I wonder how many times I've been in the same room with the same stranger. because I don't remember all the strangers I see, but maybe I've sat in a train with the same stranger I sat on a bus with 5 years prior. maybe I passed a friend on the street years before we ever met. just, stuff like that is wild to me.

I don't want this to get too long, so I'm just going to make one more point: isn't it beautiful how, in the age of globalization, despite all the shortcomings, we've also found new ways to love?

Bare with me, but I'm going to very very briefly talk about parasocialism. Because, for example, Dream is always saying he loves his fans. Wilbur, in his last stream, said he loves his fans. and something they've both brought up is the fact that it's not like the love you feel for a friend or family member, but it's love nonetheless. and isn't that kind of beautiful? that it's possible to have love for people across the globe who you don't know? and it's not the same love as the love you have towards someone you know, but it's love all the same. and the same applies to social media. I love my mutuals. other people are always posting about how they love their mutuals. sometimes that evolves into an actual genuine friendship, and sometimes it doesn't. whatever it is, it's still love and care, and I just think it's really beautiful how deeply we can care about people we've never met and may never meet.

Okay, signing off here. I just love humanity and space and sometimes I'm just really full of love.

[xpaxtonrose]

🎃 Every year on Halloween the block I work on closes its shops early to have a parade in the street for trick or treaters, all the people from the stores stand outside to hand out candy to the kids. I stayed yesterday to hand out candy, and oh. my. god! When do I ever get to see or be around little kids? Never. That was one of the cutest, best nights. Little kids are unbelievably sweet. I’m sure perspective is different being a parent, but for me, someone who never gets to be around kids, it was my favorite thing. 99% of them were so sweet and polite. It amazed me how little kids look straight into your eyes and smile so big with their sparkley eyes, most kids look right into your eyes to say hello, and thank you. When you get on their level and look right back at them with a smile and pay attention to them that’s all they want. It made me so happy just to see them and be around them.

I was a mouse, I had whiskers and a nose drawn onto my face; there was so much noise and commotion going on, this teeny tiny little girl was trying to say something to me. She was two, maybe three. I leaned down and was like, “what’s that sweetie?” she pointed to her whiskers, and then to mine and she goes, “we same!” you know that zappy, lightning feeling you get in your chest when something you love happens? My chest went ⚡️💥💖! and I was like, “you’re right baby we are the same!” her eyes lit up and she smiled so big 🥰 Their sweet little magic is so special to me because I’m never around kids so it’s kind of foreign to me you know? Things like that happened all night, it made me happy. 🙂 We had giant bags of flavored tootsie rolls to hand out, it was the cutest thing ever when a tiny one would reach out their hand for a piece of candy, the tootsie roll was as big as their hand, and it took them like ten seconds to place it exactly into their bag lol the level of cuteness is unreal.

The best costumes I saw:

-Two little babies were wearing the blue and orange tuxes from Dumb and Dumber, their Mom was pulling them around in a wagon dressed up to be the dog van from the movie.

-Two parents and their little baby were all dressed up like lobsters, and the parents were on either side carrying their little lobster baby around in a big pot.

-A boy 9 or 10 years old, dressed up like a princess. It seemed like he was doing it just to be hilarious, and it worked.

-The slightly older girls who put a lot of effort into their costumes to look beautiful. You could tell they spent a lot of time on it, really pretty vampy dresses, with all done up hair and makeup. Very cute.

Also I noticed that so many little kids had such small candy baskets. I was like why in the world would their parents get them such a small basket? My boyfriend was like they probably did that on purpose so the kids won’t get a candy overload and make themselves sick. I was like oh omg that makes so much sense. That’s probably a good thing, however I am still pro pillowcase candy bag lol

[redfurrycat]

@the-ace-with-spades I want to scream about every little thing you've written. Ever since the post, I'm here trying to find the first thing I want to talk about… Je-sus!

O-Kay. First thing… How the hell did you make the files??? It looks so good and fine and awesome?! :D

Mav still feeling Goose is something that makes me cry like a baby…Especially because I think this is why the Rooster and Mav drift was unsuccessful and kind of went bad. This is a mess already that couldn’t end well with a Bradshaw and a Mitchell drifting again… ☹

Ice being so soft with Bradley he can’t say no to him…. AW. Look at that melting smoothie! <3

The chuck/herc and chaleigh vibes of it all. EVEN THE DOG!!!!!!!! OMG. ARE YOU EVEN FOR REAL?! (Yes. You are for real and I’m HERE. CHEERLEADING THE HECK OUT OF IT. I’m the Newton Geiszler here.)

Darcy and Bradley were a thing? Or did Bradley adopt his co-pilot's sister's daughter when they both died? (AND HELL NO. HE STILL FEELS HER TOO. This is so heart-breaking…. ☹)

Ice and Pentecost similar situation…. :O (You can’t let Ice die though. YOU HEAR ME?! NOT. POSSIBLE. INCONCEIVABLE)

Jake challenging Mav… And them discovering they’re drift-compatible. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamned. I want to read this SO BADLY. This is SO COOL to picture. (Yes. I’m picturing the Mako/Raleigh kind of fight… 😉) (And nicely done. They SHOULD be Striker Eureka’s pilots!!!! <3)

Another scene I would like to read is Ice discovering Bradley, his SON, has a kid…Making him a GRANDPOPS. (‘And fuck. What will Mav say?!’) Is he horrified to recruit his son to fight? Feeling guilty over sending his grand-daughter’s dad at war? This is nerve-wracking and super angsty… :/

Nat, Bob and Rooster being long lost friends after exactly ten seconds meeting… <3

HE DOODLED JAKE BRADSHAW. HOLY SHIT. :D I love the way the crush is hypothetically over…until IT IS SO NOT OVER JAKE IS AN IDIOT FOR THINKING IT WAS EVER OVER. xD (And the meeting with the daughter… I can see Jake first meeting the girl and being amused and smitten over his biggest and smallest fan ever with beautiful brown eyes…. ‘Fuck. It’s Bradshaw’s daughter. Shit. Does that mean he’s taken? Fuck. Does it also mean the cutest girl ever is about to lose her dad? NOT. ON. MY. WATCH.’ And he’d make his dog babysit the girl and vice-versa…You know something cute like that :D)

OMG. Why did you make Jake Texan AND Aussie? This is so criminal… ☹ (Same with the combo Texan/Italian I’ve seen… It’s too sexy to be allowed…. *sigh*) (By that I mean, you’re a genius.)

(Mav and Jake having a strong neural handshake is reason enough for them to pilot the best Jaeger they have left…<3 But the half-aussie thingy is HELLA NICE)

Slider… What’s his role at the Shatterdome? As he’s retired from piloting Jaegers… Is he a Tendo?

Bradley’s daughter having Jaegers Plushies… YES.

Oh! I vote for German Shepherd! <3 <3 (Jake adopts Godzilla -my attempt at naming them- but imagine his reaction when Godzilla and Bradley meet again? :D)

Boombox with different ‘mood’ cassettes as well as his parents… It’s precious and you can’t touch it. They’re stocked in a special way.

Bobby and Nat piloting together… <3

Jake and Bradley discovering their compatibility potential fighting like Raleigh and Chuck? :D

I love your Darcy character!!!!! <3

Still on my Pacific Rim AU brainrot so here we go with the fic idea that's not leaving my head...

Backstory - so, if anyone's seen the Dossier Files I made, you might already know bits of it but:

Everything from Top Gun (1986) except for Goose's death still happened, we just move the event by around 10 years into the future so it was like 1996/7 instead. Kaiju start attacking in 2006, Carole dies in the attack on San Diego, and Mav and Goose become one of the first co-pilots along with Ice and Slider.

Goose dies in Romeo Blue when they're still connected and Mav adopts Bradley (who is 13/14 at the time). He and Ice are married already and Slider, who has another baby on the way, retires from combat after Goose's death, scared that he's going to orphan his kids, too.

Ice and Mav start drifting together and they are The Dream Team™. Obviously, Bradley watches it all as he's being moved from Shatterdome to Shatterdome with the Lucky Seven Team.

He turns seventeen, gets into the Jaeger Academy Program and the whole pulling the papers happens but Bradley is stubborn and a legacy kid so the current Marshal from their Shatterdome (I imagine Viper, maybe?) goes over Mav's head and he gets in and starts attending at eighteen. This made the situation between Brad, Mav, and Ice tense as hell (especially Mav because Bradley knows Ice is too soft to ever tell him no and it was not his initiative) but they still talk

Bradley aces the training and during it, finds his co-pilot, Darcy (OC, obviously). They get the newest Mark-III to pilot, Gipsy Danger and they instantly become The Dream Team™ too. Bradley becomes PPDC's poster boy as the late Bradshaw's kid (no one knows about the Mav and Ice thing...) and Darcy is the youngest pilot to enter the program and one the few Aussie pilots that qualified in the past few years. They're the new duo of the PR team basically and they're sold off as celebrities when they have a win after a win.

They take a year off when Darcy gets pregnant, in reserve in LA, and when they're back to active duty and Knifehead happens and Bradley goes through the exact same thing Mav went through - his co-pilot dies when they're still connected. Darcy's mind never leaves his brain and he can still feel her.

Just before this, Ice gets diagnosed with cancer and stops piloting to basically not die under the neural load. Mav is looking for a new pilot.

Something that would be a big spoiler happens between Mav and Bradley and Bradley leaves PPDC.

Mav and Ice are visiting the training program with the new recruits and Jake, the cocky son of a bastard, challenges Mav to a fight and they accidently find out they're drift compatible. And Jake becomes Mav's new co-pilot for Striker Eureka.

The world goes to shit, Ice is running PPDC as renegades and they're running out of pilots, and after over 4 years, he tracks Bradley down to where he's working as a cargo pilot at the Anti-Kaiju Wall. He doesn't know one thing though - that Bradley has a kid, a three-year-old daughter.

They arrive in Tokyo Shatterdome and Bradley meets Natasha, who, in Ice's mind is a great candidate for his drift partner (and becomes his daughter's favorite very quickly), and Bob, one of the leading upgrade engineers for the re-commissioned Gipsy. And Jake, the biggest ass Bradley's met who has a problem with him even though they've never met before.

Now, Jake is a bigger ass than usually because he had a celebrity crush on Bradley - or rather a Crush with capital C, posters in his bedroom, interviews recorded and saved on his laptop, t-shirts with Gipsy Danger and Jake Bradshaw written in the back of his math notebook included. He had daydreamed about meeting Bradley and impressing him and becoming a co-pilot pair ala Ice and Mav and when he disappeared right before Jake had an opportunity to meet him in Sydney Shatterdome, he was Mad™. It subsided with the years going and the longer Bradley was gone, the more he was becoming PPDC's new poster boy. In Jake's mind, he went from zero to hero and Bradley went from hero to zero.

And then Bradley shows up at his 'Dome and he realizes the crush isn't gone at all and he's Fucking Mad™ about it. And then he discovers Bradley's got a kid.

Some smaller details I might include somehow:

Nat was one of the crew of the Crimson Typhoon up until a year before.

Jake is half-Aussie and the accent switches places with the Texan drawl sometimes (he learned to hold it back because his dad didn't like it when he spoke with his mama's accent). Everyone thinks it's fake but Bradley realizes it's genuine because Darcy was Aussie. (Also, I added this detail because I was struggling to find a reason why Mav and Jake would have an Australian Jaeger as Americans...)

Slider's family (aside from his eldest daughter who is in college) is at the 'Dome with him, including Sara.

Bradley and Darcy's drivesuits were metallic red, now Brad only wears black. Mav and Jake wear metallic green, but it used to be metallic blue when he and Ice were drifting together.

Bradley's daughter had multiple Jaeger Plushies and ironically, her favorite is Striker Eureka because it has a dog in the decal and 'has a funny name and funny face'

When Bradley leaves, he leaves his dog with Mav and Ice (one he got when he was seventeen) and when Jake moves to the 'Dome, he basically announces the dog is now his, not Mav's, because he likes Jake better (I still don't know what dog breed, tho?? I'm hanging onto a beagle/miniature german shepherd atm)

Sara's and Ice's names are spelled this way (Sara and Tomasz) because that's how they'd be spelled if they were Polish.

Bradley carries a boombox into the jaeger every time he rides - uses his dad's and mom's cassette tapes. He's also got a couple of walkmans and his daughter her own too - decorated with stickers and glitter.

Things bordering on spoiler-y + additional dossier for Darcy and Brad's medical report under the cut:

The shit that happened between Mav and Brad was that Ice had the idea that hey, maybe you could drift together, and they could, really well at that, Mav just...didn't react well? It ended with them almost blowing up Lucky Seven and Ice erased the records so no one knew the details. They both said some shit and Bradley decided he's never trusting Mav again and he's got nothing holding him in the PPDC.

Bradley and Nat are compatible, they're actually really compatible for a pair of people who are not related/never met before, but Bob is going to be Nat's co-pilot, and Bradlye and Jake will ride together, is all I'm saying.

The mockup files not included in the previous post (with a small cameo from Penny):

Text in ALTs

(also, going to tag you here, @redfurrycat, because I thought you might like it 👉����)

[soupbabe]

Heard you wanted to be spammed with requests-

So uh- Idk if you do platonic headcanons but- maybe platonic Stardust crusaders with a pillar crusader? Doesn't matter what,,, gender the bby pillar person is,,, just,,, sweet pillar babe who's tall af- and totally acts like a doofus at times---

You dont have to do this tho uvu

Stardust Crusaders + Pillarman! Reader HCs

It says Pillar*man* in title, but reader will be gender neutral, I think that's just the species (?) name! Also I like doing platonic requests so I don't mind doing this at all ! <3

Joseph Joestar

He met you around the time he met Santana

You were stuck in the same Pillar as the youngest pillarman, also playing the role of a guard dog before you were turned into stone

The main difference between you and your (uh forced adopted?) brother is that your face broke out in a huge smile and giggles filled the room when he booped your nose and told you to be happy

You were loyal to Kars, but throughout the time in Battle Tendency that decreased due to the realization that he never cared about you and did abandon you without thought

Joseph was there to comfort you through it and you helped in defeating Kars in return

After BT, you were sent to be studied at the Speedwagon Foundation and years later they were able to replicate the red stone of Aja for you

Ultimate Y/N ! Ultimate Y/N !

Sunburn no more

You became a nature deity, similar to Kars

First thing you did when the study was done was prank Joseph into thinking that the Ultimate Lifeform came back

Although it didn't work all too well, your forced down smile and stifled giggles definitely wasn't a sign of Kars, despite the mighty wings you sprouted

You lived with Suzi Q and Joseph for the majority of your new life and you adored being apart of their lives

Also they did make you babysit Holly numerous times even though you had no idea what a human baby looked like until now

Should've learned their lesson when one time you were caught making a rough sketch of what would have been a traditional pillarman tattoo on a 10 year old Holly, claiming that it's needed for her to grow up big and strong like you

Although you weren't a stand user, you had experience fighting ancient supernatural beings stronger than some stand users and you were a deity among men. Joseph didn't wait to take you with him when he found out that Dio was making a return

When Holly got sick and it was clear the crusaders had to go to Egypt, you didn't hesitate to sign up. It was a rare time that you were serious and your loyalty to your aged best friend shined through. You loved his family and you saw Holly grow up, of course you'd be there for him

Throughout SDC, you mostly just laughed at him (mostly during the fight with Mariah) and cracked jokes with him to ease tense situations

Also that bit at the end of the show where he pretended that Dio possessed his body?? He got that from you and you both laughed while Jotaro gave you both a glare

Iggy

Oh my god you barked back.

Y'all gossip with each other in dog, you're a nature deity, of course you can understand him perfectly

Added bonus of your powers is that he naturally relaxes with you

Sleepy gremlin

Jotaro Kujo

It took him a while to warm up to you

You were raised by Kars and Esidisi, dealing people who come off as cold and have occasional outbursts of anger come natural to you

He first doesn't think of you as anything when he first saw you

It wasn't until you sized him up, easily towering over the 6'5" teen, his eyes widened in astonishment a little

He has no problems with you, you're respectful to his mother and you respect his privacy for the most part

You're real bonding moment was when you made a lame, but fairfly obscure, fish pun when beating up the stand user of Dark Blue Moon

You both talked about marine life, he was genuinely interested in your experiences with ancient marine species and types of life before evolution made them what they were today

Although he doesn't like the happy go lucky types of people (they remind him of his annoying fangirls) you'll be the exception

A moment you both really became friends was in the Steely Dan fight

You shot your hand up in excitement, offering to aid in beating the hell out of the cocky bastard that mistreated Jotaro and Joseph

It was a good moment for you both to have light hearted banter and you ended the fight with a smile and a high five

Although persuading Joot to do the high five went more like: "Jotaro please" "No." "Pleassseeeeeee" "*sigh* Leave me alone after this."

I thank that you can't see stands. I can only imagine the endless lighthearted fights you and Star Platinum would have, you both giving each other proud smiles of how strong your friend has become

Noriaki Kakyoin

You gave a welcoming and cheerful aura when he woke up at the Kujo household

Out of all Crusaders, I do like to think that you would think of Kakyoin as more of a little brother

Probably because you miss Santana a bit tbh, red hair and a more reserved personality?? Easy for that to happen

Although you do make sure to keep that distinction between the two separate beings, gotta be healthy bby

You were one to always encourage him to get more out of his shell and be the friend he deserved

He would encourage you to speak about Pillarman society/culture when you both roomed together

One time you pranked him by giving him a handful cherries and giving him a tiny jumpscare when the cherries actually did turn back into your hand

Sometimes you both make fun of Polnareff together </3

Jean-Pierre Polnareff

,,,,big tall gentle giant? Oh my god he would've melted for you at first

He flirted with you first thing after the fight with Avdol, only to be immediately shut down with your laughter

It's not the first time someone hit on you, but his attempt was so cheesy and bad that it was funny

Don't worry he didn't keep on flirting with you though, it was clear that you weren't interested

That and you told him that you were over 1000 years old

You both were outgoing so it wasn't a big surprise that you two got along so well

He actually enjoys your tales of past fights and how it was like not being able to be in the sun for the longest time

That and he asked for hair care tips, your hair is very beautiful to him and to keep it as such even when you were turned to stone? Impressive

You both are dumbasses together, but you're the one to save his ass all the time

Especially during the first fight with Hol Horse, guns can't kill you and even then your skin can create a harsh shell to soften the blow

You just laughed it off, said that it tickled, and encouraged Polnareff to chase after the (now) frightened cowboy

You and Polnareff also have a lot in common too and you both are able to be for each other when it comes to Polnareff's grief over his sister and you technically being the only pillarman alive

Omg Y/N I can't believe you have yourself an emotional support himbo I'm jealous

You're also a wingman/wingwoman for him, years and years of experience (and using Joseph in his younger years as a "what not to do" reference) led you to being the perfect helper in getting whoever Polnareff wants

Muhammad Avdol

He's read about the Pillarmen, but he never thought that they were actually real

So when he met you he was flabbergasted

You and Avdol's friendship is like him unintentionally parenting a 7 foot 5 year old on one of those kid leashes

He knows that almost nothing can cause you great harm, but he still worries

Because of that his favorite form of hanging out with you involves chatting over tea or showing you foods you might not be aware of

In all honesty, it's greatly appreciated since your diet switched from vampires and humans to absorbing like 2-3 raw cows every other week. Your "palate" is not as expansive as you may think

While in India, you were able to buy some Henna and Avdol was very open to you giving him a mock Pillar tattoo

He wore it with pride and was very greatful

Sometimes when he gets homesick you make your arm into a chicken, and although it isn't the real thing, he appreciates it

You also show him ancient Pillar rituals too and it's his favorite thing to listen to

In return, you bother him to show you how to read tarot and tell him about (in your words) "occult business~"

You balance each other out and Avdol cherishes you greatly

When the mission to Egypt was over, he did name a chicken after you btw

[dontworrysunflower]

can u maybe do one of those instagram thingys with ariana grande? maybe when she’s releasing 34+35 and she’s been dating harry for a while so the song is about him and he’s being cheeky in the comments? if not it’s totally okay. have a great day!!

i did one like that already with ari and 34+35 but i will gladly do it again cuz i love her and harry HARIANA SUPREMACY

my other ariana grande one

also i didnt do the hariana edits credits to them on instagram

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yourinstagram just give me them babies

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y/nfan1 queen don’t play with me

harrystyles Say less ;)

harryfan1 is that your dog? 😖

↳ yourinstagram no he just...took him from someone

y/nfan2 wait are we getting a y/n and harry baby

harryfan2 his face please he’s so cute 😊

harryfan3 i wanna squish his cheeks 🥺😩

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harrystyles But who’s counting the time when we got it for life?

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yourinstagram sir i’m still waiting for a ring

↳ harrystyles Well it’s supposed to be a surprise ma’am.

annetwist my cuties!! ❤️

harryfan1 i’m ✨lonely✨

y/nfan1 hey god 🧎‍♀️it’s me again

y/nfan2 harry hurry and get down on one knee we’re waiting

harryfan2 he’s gonna start calling her wifey just to tease us or something

↳ harrystyles Good idea.

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yourinstagram treat people with mf kindness. also new song tomorrow :)

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harrystyles Hey wifey, wanna 69?

↳ yourinstagram shut up

harryfan1 she has his merch 😩

y/nfan1 harry’s being real...honest on the tl

harryfan2 anyway...y/n you’re beautiful

y/nfan2 do they wear each other’s merch? 🥲

harryfan3 harry you good?

y/nfan3 i’m so excited for the new song i missed you

↳ yourinstagram i miss you guys too i’m coming back

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harrystyles Do you guys want to know what happened after this? ;)

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yourinstagram NO

harryfan1 harry what is going on with you?

y/nfan1 should we be concerned?

harryfan2 hornyrry?

harryfan2 y/n is that your scrunchie? 😫

↳ yourinstagram it is and he won’t give it back

harryfan3 bunrry

y/nfan2 they are the type of couple i want to be with my nonexistent boyfriend

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yourinstagram imma ignore harry being horny and just say my new song “34+35” is out!!! this was the most fun song i’ve ever worked on :)

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harrystyles We keep the neighbors up ;)

↳ yourinstagram STOP IT

y/nfan1 oh so you’re both horny?

harryfan1 so dick is bomb? i wouldn’t know i’m lesbian

↳ yourinstagram PLEASE THIS SENT ME

y/nfan2 have y’all’s mamas heard this?

gemmastyles gonna pretend this is not about my brother and just say this a damn good song i love you

↳ yourinstagram i’m so sorry but i love you more

harryfan2 so you guys have been busy huh?

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harrystyles You guys should go listen to my wifeys new song about me.

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harryfan1 i can’t tell if you’re joking

y/nfan1 oh i knowww that bling will be huge

harryfan2 you guys are the only thing keeping me sane.

y/nfan2 bi panic in one picture

yourinstagram it’s not like you haven’t written any about me 🙄✋

harryfan3 harry respond if she’s actually your wife

↳ harrystyles I have responded.

y/nfan3 wait-

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yourinstagram he gave me them babies

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y/nfan1 STOP WAIT OMG

harryfan1 now 4/5 of 1d have kids...@niallhoran we’re looking at you

↳ niallhoran Not any time soon. But congrats you guys!

annetwist My first grandbaby!! 🤗❤️

harryfan2 OH I THINK SHE SAID IM HAVING YOUR BABY

↳ harrystyles It’s kind of my business.

y/nfan2 okay gonna go tell my parents like it’s my child

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yay i hope you liked it!

@chillingonlife @just-here-to-escape-from-reality @letsgoparty-ah-ah-ah-yeah @tom-hollands-wife

[lunaralight09]

SCPs with s/o who have a little child /Single parent part 2

SCP 049-j

Like his brother(Aka 049) meet you and your child then containment breach started . You found them staring at each other . 049-j was looking at them with happily eyes . Btw he was protective over b/n . Then he saw you getting closer , he took b/n in his arms and hold them close . He were starting getting angry at you . Don't come near MY baby ! B/n... Uhhh noooo . It's not their name ! It's uhhh . Uhhh ... Are they really yours ? ... Be protective over them . Or they will get hurt . Or kidnaped !

Ohhh . How I said . He's protective not only over b/n . He will protect you . Won't let anybody that he think is dangerous near two of you . Btw ... He wants to have few more children with you . Minimum 1 child . No questions . But he won't force you to make/adopt them . Only if you will be ready. Oh and don't let him take boots . Or uhhhh ... It will be a chaos . No really .

SCP 073

You were known as single parent in Site 17 . Because your ex work there too . But you mostly ignore them . You sometimes needed to go home early . Because not every babysitter can watch your baby for many hours . So you bring them sometimes in your office and put them near you . Like 035 he came in your office . To ask you something . But b/n and Cain was staring at each other . B/n was giggling and clapping . You noticed it and turned around . And saw Cain smiling . After sometimes you started hang out more . He sometimes babysit b/n . Or make some gifts to them and you .

Babysitting and playing with b/n . Btw your child like him . He feels like he have family again . Even it's not his . But still .

SCP 076

He met them then he started murdering everybody . B/n saw him and were happy and started laughing . He notices them and were confused . Why the f. is here a baby . In Foundation . What the f- . He tried to not pay attention , but he wanted to help them . So he took them and walked with them . Until you noticed b/n with Abel . You came and took b/n in your arms . It's your baby . You better look after them next time . Or they could've die .

You were scared . Because then you came to b/n crib and Able was standing there . The turned and (Btw he was wearing shirt . ) He open it and baby's stuff fall out . Yep. He stole it . And bring them to you and b/n .

SCP 087

Some researchers (Aka you and others , guards and scientists ) are exploring 087 . Like with 001 and ... uhhhhh I forgot other SCP your baby sneaked in your backpack . But you know what ? You didn't see any body from your group . Of course they died . You knew that b/n was with you . You were hugging them . Because they were crying . And yes . 087 was imitating child crying . He were interested . Why is there a baby . And their mom/dad/parent ? He was standing behind you . B/n was him and stopped crying and looked at his face . You turned around and saw 087 tilting his head . And it were you started hanging out .

You know what ? Don't be scared of strange looking figure next to you or b/n at night . You can woke up of b/n crying . But you see 087 hugging you . He sometimes won't let you stand and calm your child . Because he stands and do it by himself .

SCP 087-b

Like in 087 you were exploring endless stair case . But there is 3 anomalies/monsters .(It's a poly . YES) Like 087 they saw you shushing b/n . So your child could sleep and not be scared . You turned around and found them staring at you how you were calming your child , like this:

Ohh he/she saw us guys . RUN ! They didn't expect you to turn around . You scared them more than they scared you . They disappeared in darkness .

Get ready to see b/n with some of them cuddling him/her . Btw it's really cute . No seriously . Especially when it's cold they are covered in blankets . And if you saw them they will pull you inside big cuddle . Or then you hold close b/n they/one of them(or 2) will hug you .

SCP 173-j

Ohhhhh . Your b/n really like 173-j . They can play together . No seriously . You met each other then he was near two of you . He wanted your attention , he only saw how you hold something(your baby) . Then he appeared and saw in his arms b/n . Ohhhh that's what you were holding ! It's sooooooo cute ! Can we play together ? Pleaseeeee . Yay !!!!!

They like two babies . Well of course one of them is real baby . And other like to play . And get your attention . Btw he always have b/n in his arms . Every time he wants to play or get your attention . And he somehow got little sombrero for b/n , and he got for you too ! He always give your child maracas . They like the sound of it . Btw they . i mean two of them like it(Maybe you too?)

SCP 513

B/n got a bell . And they started to ring it . So 513 is summoned . By a baby . A BABY . Who didn't watch over their child . Huh . He took them in his hand . You know what b/n was doing ? Eating the bell . You were in pure chock by that . You came closer , took b/n from his hands and started talking loudly . He was you like a cute angry chihuahua . He started giggling at you . Omg . DID HE JUST LAUGHED AT YOU ? RUN . He didn't leave you alone . He was like a ghost that was following you . No seriously he is following you . And sometimes watch over your baby .

He have a family . He will get your baby their own bell . So they can play with it . And expect to see them sleeping together . And never seeing your ex . Never . I mean really NEVER .

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You were at theater . Were the incident about to happen a 'Hanged king's tragedy' . Babysitter didn't have almost a day to babysit other parent's child . So you took them and they fell asleep . And 701 saw you with a CHILD . A CHILD . He knows what can happen . You somehow saw some figure . He disappeared (left in the corner). And you follow him (It was 1 to 2 hours before Event), you worked in Foundation and you did feel like something is about to happen . So you followed that figure . And you know who you saw ? 701(aka hanged king) . And he just took your hand and pulled you in the room and locked you in there with b/n . After 3-4 hours he unlocked the door . And you started to yell at him . You were not scary to him . You were being cute . You were lucky that you have a child and you're beautiful/handsome .

He have so many time . Not every time people play 'Caroline-era revenge tragedy' . So he will always be with b/n . But will pull you to them . Because he don't know what babies can eat . And how to feed them . So help him .

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(I will make poly . Who don't know there are 1 female and 3 males ) Like 087-b they watched you taking care of little human . They were watching you . No seriously they were really interested . And you know that little children can see that adult can't . He/she saw them looking at him/her and following you . You know what ? Foundation had been trying to make lenses to see 966 . So you had to 'borrow' them . Then you saw them following you around . And tilting their heads . Oh and female one is one that almost always watch over the baby .

Cuddles . No really . Cuddles . And female is babysitting b/n most . And males is bringing you stuff that you need . No body can see them . So they 'borrow' it .

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Imagine . That your little child playing with keter teddy bears . Original , from ears , metal and one with baby inside . Yep that's how you met . They saw . All of them and your child too . And you know what saved you ? Your child . They tried to say mama/dada . And bears just looked at you . They reacted by ... original one gave them bow tie . You picked b/n and it was trying to take one of them . You didn't really want to put b/n in danger . You started walking away and they followed you . No really they like little puppies . They just follows you around . And protect you .

Ohhhhh , they are so cute together . They will sleep with b/n . And alive toys . That will play together . And build some building from cubes .

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He at that time where on earth collecting dogs to get more ! And saw you walking with you child in your arms/stroller . He wanted to see a child closer . So he came to you and greeted you and little human in stroller/your arms . And asked to hold them not so long . You started conversation (you work in Foundation .) and you know the conflict . So you said that you can give him some food if he wanted . He agreed . You you gave him f/n(food's name ) he thanked you . And said that he can visit you more and your child .

You know what ? He gets you things you really need (stole it). And play with b/n and give them gifts (moon dust sometimes). Your child really like his company . But if he see your ex(if he/she was not good with you .) He will ... pull them away and ... Uhhh . Do something to his/her . And he really likes kids and animals .

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You died with your child . No seriously . His audience is people who died . But b/n and you can get age up . Of all audience he saw two of you . And was interested in you . So then show ended he came to you and started conversation with you . So you started do be friends . And he likes to make b/n laugh (not destroying their mind by his scary pranks). He shows them simple tricks . To make them giggle .

He will get really protective over you two . He can do anything that he wants . So he can take some animals and make their plush copies . And give them to b/n or even you . If you have favorite animal . Or you ask them .

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Expedition with Foundation co-workers . Ofc b/n sneaked in your bag . It was a night you managed to get on furniture/wall and stand there to see one of the workers chasing two of your entire group (From 10 people ). B/n was sleeping . But one of the workers that was more big that others saw you . With baby in your arms . For other days there he was looking after you . But you didn't know it (STALKER). And dragged other workers from two of you . But after sometimes you noticed that he followed you . And you spotted him walking behind you so he stopped . He don't know what to do or react . You tried to talk to him . He pretended to not reacting to you . After sometime he started to talk to you . And even showed you the exit of this IKEA . He was sad that you had to go . But you took his arm and took him out of IKEA .

No seriously . He sometimes act like yandere . If he saw your ex that was bad , really bad he will tear them apart . Btw he likes to hold your child . And hug them and you too .

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What a weird family reunion Reggie x  Reader (xLuke)

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Word Count: 3515 words

 Summary: You’re Reggie’s little sister. You were 3 when he died. You’re now a ghost for a decade. One night, you recognize your brother and jumped into him to an unexpected family reunion. How is it going to happen? Will Reggie believe you? In a mysterious way, that’s Luke who help you to convinced Reggie.

 Warnings: cuss (language), mention of death, mention of divorce, mention of drugs

 A/N: This is my first fic about jatp characters. Hope you’ll enjoy! keep in mind that french is my first language, so i’m so sorry if there’s some mistakes in my fic

 disclaimer: It takes place during episodes 6 and 7. I do not take into account the possibility of a Juke. The chemistry while they sing is there but no romantic feelings.

 Tagged: @asdfghjkl-fanfics​ @standingtalllove​ 

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Losing a child is the worst thing a parent could live, losing two is unimaginable. It’s seems being 17 years old was a new malediction in Peters family.

 You were 3 when your older brother, Reginald, died in a weird hot dog accident. At that point, your parents were literally a fight away from a divorce but never did it because of you. You were too young to be in a divided family, according to them. But Reggie's death separated them for good. Yet they really tried to support each other, to overcome that and give you all the attention you needed. But your mother overprotected you and made you live in the shadow of your late brother. Your dad couldn't stand it. And when they finally divorce, moving out from reggie’s childhood house, you went to live with your dad.

 Even though you were too young to form a strong bond with your brother, in a way you missed him. Your mother’s house was full of pictures of him, some of his clothes were still in a room, dedicated to him. When you visited your mother, you didn’t understand why you always found yourself in this room. You were drawn like a magnet to the comforting room. Reggie’s presence in this new house brought you such a sense of security that your mother had repeatedly found you asleep on a pile of your brother’s T-shirts.

 And then you died in 2009. Kanye West had interrupted Taylor Swift's speech at the VMAs, Miley Cyrus hadn't gone crazy yet and One Direction didn't exist yet. What an era! You didn't know why the great light didn't come looking for you but you were there, as a ghost in 2009. And the time has passed ... You've had your best concerts, the best parties. A forever teenager who couldn't eat, drink or sleep.

 And then 2020 came.

 …

 You were tired of always doing the same thing for over a decade, but you couldn't help but go to every open scene that came up in your beautiful city. It was as if an inexplicable force was pushing you to go there.

 This evening was no exception to the rule and you were in a very hip little bar in the city center. You wore one of those sleeveless, gray crop tops with high waisted pants, your leather jacket draped over your shoulders. Your eyes were directly drawn to a group of girls in colorful costumes. You couldn't help but roll your eyes. It's been 10 years since you died and it seemed to you that these girls looked like the same plagues that ruined the lives of so many teenagers in your time. You put on an expression of disgust when they all took the stage, but when the music started you couldn't help but admit it was pretty catchy. However, you didn't expect a ghost to appear in the middle of the stage, improvising a choreography. Was that part of the show?

 But looking at the audience's non-reaction, you knew it wasn't. The ghost disappeared for the first time, and your gaze sought directly the distinctive light source of another apparition in the room. Your gaze lingered on a small group of three boys - the blond boy included - and two girls. You have wrinkled your eyes to better distinguish the teenagers, and your face expressed confusion.

 “Reggie? “

 You wanted to go see him so badly. You were pretty sure it was your brother but it all came too fast. The moment you decided to walk towards them, the organizer announced a new band.

 “Okay, looks like we're close the night out with one more group…Julie and the fat ones.”

 What was that for a name? Your attention had been diverted and when you looked back at the group, the boys had disappeared as one of the young girls took the stage. Your heart was beating so fast. You couldn't go wrong; you had seen so many pictures at your mother's house that it was impossible that this boy was not your brother. But you missed your chance…

 Julie started to sing and your eyes were captivated, as much as your ears were. This kid was so talented! When she sang a rather high note, the tension in the room charged into electricity. The next second, the young singer was joined by the group of boys you had seen in her company. Appearing distinctly as the ghosts did. On drums there was the blond boy you had seen dancing a few moments earlier, on the electric guitar, a boy with tousled brown hair who seemed slightly familiar to you ... and on bass, with a flannel shirt, there was your brother ... Reggie was there, identical to the photos you had admired so much.

 The bar was on fire as Julie and The Phantoms performed. What a sick name for a group made up of two-thirds of ghosts! The song was so catchy that your heart beat to the sound of the music. But your eyes did not leave your brother, you were unable to move, frozen in place. What should you do ? Will you introduce yourself after the performance? And, what would you say? "Hey hi Reggie, I'm your sister, I died ten years ago and you twenty-five years ago. Unbelievable, right?! Nice to see you again" And once again, before you knew it, the song was over and the boys were gone again, leaving Julie alone on stage in the bewilderment of the many people in the facility.

 “for God's sake, where are they?”

 You didn't want to miss it anymore. Even though the whole situation was strange, you wanted to see your brother again.

 Your eyes flew over the room before seeing the scene play out before your eyes. Julie seemed petrified in front of a man. The boys watched in amazement and as Julie left with what appeared to be her father, you rushed over to the group of three musicians before they disappeared again.

 “omg please don't poof out again.” You said almost out of breath

 The boys looked at you like you were crazy before the guitarist jumped off the bar counter, bursting with energy.

 "Wait, you can see us?"

 “as much as when mister "all eyes on me" made his performance”, you were pointing your head at the blond boy.

 The group looked at each other in puzzlement and Reggie finally spoke, his blue eyes full of mischief.

 “So…hi there cutie, how can we help you?”

 Your face expressed disgust and you stuck your tongue out mimicking vomiting.

Luke gave Alex an amused smile, seeing Reggie flirting and your spontaneous reaction. The bassist couldn't help but charm the pretty ladies.

 “Wow Reggie, that's gross ... you're my brother.”

  Reggie burst out laughing at your response, not noticing that you called him by his first name when he hadn't even introduced himself to you yet.

 “Yeah right, for sure. You just could tell me you weren’t interested. But I’m charming...”

 It was the first time he had been given such an excuse but you looked so serious that he stopped dead in his tracks as Luke and Alex watched you. They always knew Reggie had a sister. But the scene unfolding before their eyes seemed impossible. (Y / N) was so young when they died and now must have been around 28, something like that. But the girl in front of them was a teenager, their age. How was this possible?

 You didn't want to drop the information like that. It was worse than anything you could have imagined. But it had escaped you. Now he didn't take you seriously. Your eyes were wet with tears. It was scary to find you in front of your brother for the first time as a ghost teenager. Luke looked panicked when he noticed your eyes, squeezing Reggie's shoulder as you seemed to beg.

 “Can I ... can I meet you in a quieter time please, Reginald?”

 Your brother's eyes widened as Luke's hug on his shoulder tightened a bit. The eagerness and desperation in your voice had made both boys react, Alex was just looking at all of you like all of this wasn't real. The use of Reggie's name made him tense, surprised. Few called him Reginald. In fact, only his family, and the boys when they wanted to annoy him, called him that way. And although his nickname is obvious enough to deduce his

full first name, he deeply felt that you weren't just anyone.

  He seemed a little panicked and looked around for his friends to support him. As if the solution would fall by itself just by the presence of Luke and Alex.

 “Okay, but I want Luke and Alex’s there! What about tomorrow? I’ll give you the address!”

 Wow, that was quick.

 “hm, yeah, yeah sure, as you want”

 You nodded and Reggie silently slipped a note to the drummer. Alex took a pen, write something on a paper towel and gave it to you. You weren’t surprise, you also can make some tricks. And you just had the time to thanks them before they poofted again.

 …

 The next day, you landed in front of Julie's garage. Lucky she's at school because you shouldn't be explaining your presence, so she managed to see you the way she saw boys.

 Before entering, you peeked out the window and frowned. There seemed to be only Luke so far. He was leaning over the piano, his head in a notebook. Your body went through part of the garage door and you cleared your throat.

 “hmm, hi ... i came to see Reggie ..”

 Luke instantly raised his head and you caught his attention.

 “oh uh, hi! He should be here soon, come in.….”

 Silence felt as Luke motioned for you to sit on the couch. It was a rather pleasant studio; the plants gave a warm atmosphere to the room and the music set sent you good vibes.

 "Does your girlfriend mind that I'm here? I mean, that seems to be your HQ"

 "girlfriend?"

 "The girl you sing with" I simply said.

 "Julie? Um, yeah, she's not my girlfriend. She-sh-she’s great and we have this powerful connection but…not, not in a romantic way. Music tied us. Music and friendship "

 Luke chuckled lightly as he scratched his head. You were surprised they weren't dating. Yesterday the tension was intense. He seemed authentic when he had continued his momentum. You let out a smile amused by so much overflow.

 “It's okay, I don't need to know your full relationship statute or your social security number.”

 The guitarist gave you a frank smile, his eyes twinkling with amusement. For a ghost, his gaze was really alive.

 “ I’m Luke, by the way”

 "Y / N… Re .."

 "Reggie's little sister… I-I remember you a little."

 "You look familiar to me. Maybe I saw you in a few pictures with Reggie."

 Silence fell and you started to feel anxious. Maybe it was a bad idea? You had grown up since Reggie died ... were you still his little sister after all? Luke seemed to notice your dismay and put a comforting hand on your knee.

 “hey, is something bothering you?”

 “What if he doesn't believe me ... if he definitely thinks I'm not his sister.”

 “Let's be honest, it's a little hard to believe. The last time I saw you, you were three years old.”

 It was as if the memories flooded into your mind and let you carried away in your words.

 “Yeah, you gave me this teddy bear with a guitar and told Reggie you wanted to be my favorite.”

 Luke chuckled slightly before staring at you, speechless. He seemed dazed. This anecdote dates back to twenty-five years anyway. He himself had a hard time remembering it until you said it a few seconds earlier.

 “what was the smell of the stuffed animal?” he asked, confused about that funny fact

 “sorry, what?”

 “the plush, what did it smell like?”

 “hot waffle, why?”

 “okay ... maybe you are his sister ... tell me more about what you remember”

 You looked at him with a puzzled expression. Everything had been so natural before he stopped in all the movements. And now, it was hard to think about for the memories you had of Reggie on demand. The teddy bear given by Luke story had slipped out of your mind without you realizing it. As your brain seemed to boil, the fog of your thoughts cleared.

 “can I use your guitar?”

 “hell no ... why?” Luke exclaimed with far too much anticipation

 “I have this lullaby stuck inside of my head ... I think Reggie sang it to me when I was a child”

 Your pleading and desperate gaze fell on Luke who categorically refused to let you take his guitar. He ends up grabbing his six acoustic strings, terminated. There was something about you that made him weak.

 “Maybe you can teach me but ... my guitar is my guitar, nobody touches it.”

 You nodded and the lead singer moved closer to you. You were stunned by its smell, like a distant memory. Luke had definitely been a part of your life before he died, you were sure of that. You leaned over her shoulder, humming the lullaby that was left in your head. It didn't take long for him to find the right chords. Luke continued several times before you stopped singing, looking at him intently.

 “that's exactly it ... this lullaby”

 You both looked at each other, an indecipherable expression in your eyes. You both jumped at the sound of the garage door. Reggie appeared with Alex.

 "Ready to compose hellish songs! oh did I interrupt something?”

 "No, no I was there to see you. I guess you have a lot of questions."

 "hell yeah, can we start from the beginning?"

  You smiled to approve his request. The boys settled down on the sofa, while you sat down on one of the single armchairs. And the flow of questions began

  “When are you born?”

 “(your birthday date) 1992” you simply answered.

 “What’s your name?”

 (y/n) (y/m/n) Peters

 It’s seemed to convinced a little Reggie but doubt was all over his face.  It was information you could easily get on the internet nowadays.

 “What’s my favorite food?”

 “Pizza, mom said your favorite was the extra cheese with pepperoni”

 “And what was my favorite toy?”

 “I freaking don’t know, how can I suppose to known that?”

 “ah ah!” he pointed the finger at you, as if that answer was proof that you were lying. It broke your heart but you didn't show it.

Instead, you rolled your eyes and Reggie kept going to ask you some question. Of course, you would have liked to have answered his questions correctly. Your mother told you some anecdotes about him but not to the point of knowing all the details.

 “What’s the most terrible thing I said to my mom?”

 “Omg I don’t fucking know! I was 3 when you’re died, asshole!”

 Luke smiled when you exploded. Reggie was Reggie, as weird as possible. Now you were angry and desperate. Your brother didn’t believe you and he kept dragging you into this miserable feeling that you were never going to get your brother back. You had spent your short life living with a faint memory of him. Your blankie was one of his t-shirts, his voice reasoned in your head when you couldn’t sleep.

But then, in front of him, you were a stranger to him. Your heart was bruised from not being able to hug him and to finally meet this brother who had left far too soon.

 “Okay, okay… So, how can you proof me you’re really my sister?! “

 In the room’s corner, Luke looked at you, you looked desperate, about to cry again. He grabbed his guitar and cleared his throat. Reggie turned to him as the guitarist still had his eyes on you, a heartwarming smile hanging across his face. You had managed to convince him in a few minutes. He felt connected to you and the things you told him were disturbing. You could only be Reggie's sister; it was impossible otherwise.

 "Hey…What about the song you told me earlier." he said with a soft and comfort voice

 Your eyes caught his gaze, grateful for the initiative. You nodded and Luke started playing the few notes you had taught him a few minutes earlier. It was so different from all the songs the brunette could play before. It was a lullaby, such easy children's music with just a few notes.   Of course, the band wasn’t supposed to play when Julie wasn’t in the room but, Luke had thought it was the best thing to do to encourage you to keep going. He didn’t know why, but he wanted Reggie to believe you. Luke believed you, hard as nails. There only had to look at your eyes to understand this reality, and Luke had noticed that. You had the same blue eyes as your brother. How could Reggie still doubt that? You started to sing

 You're so sleepy

Very much sleepy

You want to go to the fairyland

You close your eyes

And jump into your dream.

When you'll wake up

I’ll still be on your team.

 The instant Reggie heard the first notes, he knew. But hearing you sing the lullaby he had invented for you when you didn't want to sleep as a child, was a magical moment. You were his baby sister. He gave you that sad little puppy face, so overwhelmed. Reggie opened his arms and you jumped into a hug, so glad he finally accepted the fact that you were his sister.

You felt oddly safe again, like taking a nap in Reggie's pile of old t-shirts. You were so happy to find your brother and to be able to live your non-life by his side. Nothing would be as boring as it used to be. Reggie pushed you away with a concerned look

 "but wait ... how did you die?"

 "Yeah ... I don't really know ... I was at a really, really good rock concert and I bought this drink ... and I think I got drugged up there and ... I guess I'm dead? tadaa " you tried to tell him in a light tone.

He had just learned that he had a little sister. He didn't have to know that she was sneaking out at rock concerts and drinking alcohol before she was old enough. Right? Alex looked at Luke and Reggie with his half amused half confused smile. As for Luke, he fidgeted from foot to foot at the discovery. Y / N was as much rock and roll as they all were. Rebellion had to be his middle name

You loosened Reggie's embrace and lowered your head, pursing your lips so as not to show your embarrassment. He asked if you wanted snacks and you nodded. There was a slight silence. You didn't notice the urgent look Luke gave Alex but the next moment the blond jumped up to accompany the bassist, leaving you alone in the garage with the lead singer.

 The silences were a little longer until Luke cautiously approached you. You could feel the awkwardness from miles away.

 “ Sooo, you made this.”

 “ yeah ...” you answered in a shy voice

 It was the moment you had to thank him but your words seemed frozen. You mustered all the courage to plant your gaze in Luke's eyes.

 “Thank you ... for helping me earlier.”

 “oh it was nothing”.

 “I ... yes, yes it was. You can't imagine how important seeing Reggie again is to me. Thanks for ... for helping me open his eyes.”

 A slight smile caught his lips and he reached for your cheek before stopping his gesture. Instead of stroking your skin, he simply put a section of your hair back behind your ear.

 “I would do anything for my best friends.”

 And Reggie was definitely one of Luke’s best friend. You hardly swallowed, your stomach contorting under the effect that the guitarist made you. Time had seemed to fly at an incredible speed as the moment was interrupted by Reggie and Alex coming back to you.

 “OMG LUKE DON’T FLIRT WITH MY SISTER, SHE’S 3!”

 You cleared your throat and stepped aside to pull yourself away from Luke as far as possible. Your gaze fell on your brother and you raised an eyebrow at the last remark. 3 years old, really? You were 3 years old twenty-five years ago ... now you were eternally a teenager

 “I’m seventeen.”

 “Listen, i'm your big brother, you’re three, end of discussion.”

 Your face wanted to laugh and you pursed your lips to keep from succumbing. But your eyes… Your eyes met Luke's in a complicity that slowly settled. Could you fall in love with your big brother's best friend? Definitely yes...

[tanzaniiite]

ROAD TRIP • SEIJOH THIRD YEARS

requests: OPEN

warnings: cursing & stupid high school antics

word count: 2.2k

a/n: this idea has been on my noggin for so long omg, enjoy!

please reblog and reply, engagement is both fun & important ✨

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this was fun, should i do more fics like this?

“Ugh, are we there yet?”

Oikawa whined looking out the window with a forlorn look as if he was in a music video. You glanced at Iwaizumi, who was at the wheel, snickering slightly as you saw his eye twitch in annoyance. The five of you decided to take a road trip, sort of like a last hurrah, for your last year of high school.

This originally started as a small trip that was planned on senior ditch day but Matsun and Makki wanted to do a road trip. And so, senior ditch day morphed into senior ditch weekend. Of course, none of your parents approved this, so you guys were in for an earful when you returned. But as Hanamaki stated, when you got a screaming voicemail from your guardian, “Live in the moment, worry about that later”. And despite that being terrible advice, you listened anyway.

The destination of your little road trip is Tokyo which was a five to six hour drive. Some might say that’s not too long but traveling with Oikawa it feels like an eternity. He was already complaining. That was mainly because he was upset that you got shotgun and he didn’t. Originally you planned on sitting in the back with the disaster duo but Hajime insisted you sit in the front with him. Something about you being the most tolerable. Iwaizumi was obviously the driver because he’s the most responsible out of you five. It’s weird to think you guys just planned this trip just a week prior.

“So what are we doing for senior ditch day?”

You asked setting your tray down and sitting in between Matsukawa and Hanamaki. Issei just scoffed lightly, “I dunno what you’re doing but I’m sleeping” He answered. Takahiro laughed in agreement. “Probably practicing” Tooru replied. You pouted at their lame responses, “Hajime please tell me you have better plans than these losers” You pleaded. Iwaizumi looked up from his notes, “Uh, I don’t know, I’m probably going to come to school” He shrugged ignoring your disgusted face.

“I know y’all are not serious. This is the last year we’re going to be together like this, we should do something memorable”

You declared crossing your arms over your chest glaring at your friends. “Ew, you sound like Oikawa, getting all sentimental and shit” Makki quipped popping a french fry in his mouth. You stuck your tongue out at him playfully. Oikawa hummed, “I mean they do have a point, let’s do something we’ll remember for years to come”. “Whatever, I guess I’m down” Matsukawa added rolling his eyes. The four of you looked at Iwaizumi, who mentally checked out of the conservation a while ago, waiting for his answer. “Count me out, my parents will kill me if I skipped school” He responded, causing the lot of you to groan. “Ugh, can you not be an upstanding student for like two seconds” You huffed leaning your head in your hand. Now the brunette looked up, “You guys know how my parents are, especially you Shittykawa” He stated, pointing his pencil at the setter. “Yeah yeah, we know how your parents are. Y/n’s parents are just as bad” Issei voiced.

You couldn’t help but internally groan, you remember how your guardians reacted when you brought the four boys to your house. “Don’t remind me. Senior Ditch Day is on a Friday, we barely do anything as is since it’s the end of the year” You said, “plus, you’re the only one of us that drives decently” You stated mustering up your best puppy dog eyes. Hajime looked at you before answering, “Fine, but if I get in trouble. You guys will be the ones talking to my parents”. And from there, the planning commenced.

Currently, you guys were only an hour out of Miyagi. Issei was already knocked out, Hanamaki was on his phone and Oikawa was sulking as per usual. “If you ask me if we’re there yet, one more time, I’ll have Makki push you out the car” He threatened his eyes never leaving the road. “Makki wouldn’t do that to me” Tooru claimed which caused ‘Hiro to snort. “Shut up, you know I will” He stated not even bothering to look up from his phone. Oikawa let out a dramatic gasp, “But we’re going 85 miles an hour on a highway!” He exclaimed. “Did I stutter?” Takahiro mumbled, still not paying any attention to his captain’s dramatics.

This was going to be a long four hours.

You woke up leaning against something super warm, you opened your eyes taking in your surroundings. You weren’t in the front anymore, from what you could see, it looked like Oikawa got his wish of riding shotgun. You sat up rubbing the sleep from your eyes, “Oh, good morning sleeping beauty” Oikawa teased. You were too sleepy and disoriented to come up with a witty comeback.

“Why.. why is Issei driving?”

That’s when you noticed Iwaizumi was the warm surface you were leaning against moments before. “I got tired of driving, we stopped at a gas station and switched places” Hajime explained noticing your confused face, “and you were sleeping so we moved you to the back”. You realized that not only were you leaning against Iwa but your legs were propped up on Makki’s lap. You nodded slightly, still tired despite waking up from a nap. “We spoil them rotten, don’t we?” ‘Hiro commented pinching your thigh causing you to whine slightly. “Shut up” You mumbled leaning into Iwaizumi’s side once again making him chuckle. Matsukawa looked at you through the rearview mirror,

“That’s right, Y/n gets all grumpy when they’re tired”

“Issei… focus on not crashing the car, not on me”

Oikawa let out a low whistle, “Woah, catty much?” He asked rhetorically laughing slightly. You rolled your eyes, “Whatever, how much farther?” You asked closing your eyes. Hajime glanced at his phone, “Two more hours” He replied. Tooru made a choked noise before turning around to face his childhood best friend. “Uh! They ask you if we’re there and get an answer, but when I ask, I get threatened?!” The brunette cried his eyebrows furrowing. The ace rolled his eyes, “Yeah, cause they’re not fucking annoying about it” He retorted. You pointed at Oikawa while laughing at his shocked face causing him to pout and crossed his arms like a toddler throwing a tantrum. “Uh oh, I think it’s Oikawa’s turn for a nap” Makki joked. Matsun hummed in agreement, “Yup, Y/n gets grumpy and Oikawa gets bratty” He laughed.

“Ugh whatever, at least I don’t snore like a chainsaw”

“Says the man who can’t sleep in any other position besides fetal”

“Dude shut up! It’s comfortable!”

Iwaizumi sighed, already knowing this petty argument wouldn’t end anytime soon. He looked down at you, “Who are you messaging?” Hajime inquired, peering at your phone. “No one, just some first years in my DMs” You hummed noncommittally. “You still leading those poor kids on?” Hanamaki asked. Glancing at Makki you pursed your lips, “I’m not leading them on… I’m just entertaining the antics” You replied smiling innocently and batting your eyelashes. “Yo, remember when that one first year confessed to you in the middle of lunch?” Issei asked slowing at a red light. You sat up suddenly, “Oh my god yes! That was so embarrassing!” You exclaimed. “You were embarrassed? Imagine the kid when you rejected him” Iwaizumi countered raising an eyebrow. “The second-hand embarrassment was strong on that one” Takahiro agreed, “Y/n’s a heartbreaker,” He said shaking his head.

You gasped, “I’m not! I’m just not interested in people like three years younger than me” You explained defending yourself. “Well, your choices are limited, since all the people in our grade are scared of us for whatever reason” Tooru stated with his eyes closed and head leaning on the window, looking like he would clonk out soon. “Yeah cause y’all are intimidating as fuck” You claimed. Issei chuckled, “Mm, yeah we kinda are” He admitted. “If they really liked you, they wouldn’t be scared to confess” Hajime shrugged. You smiled widely, “Ok king! My fault” You laughed giving him a high five. “Wait but if we’re so intimidating how come girls are always throwing their panties at Oikawa” Hanamaki questioned.

“Cause he’s not the intimidating one, it’s mainly Iwa and Matsun”

“Matsun is not intimidating, he looks out of it half of the time”

“Not out of it, more like zooted”

You quipped, laughing when Issei playfully glared at you through the rearview mirror. “Bro, remember when Kindaichi found out we were going on this trip and asked to come?” Takahiro laughed. “Stop! Y’all are so mean to him” You said kicking Makki slightly with your foot. Matsukawa snorted, “No cause what did he expect us to say, “Sure buddy you can come!” Like dude nooo,” He mocked laughing loudly. You bit your lip in an effort to not laugh, “Stop this Kindaichi slander at once” You demanded holding back your own giggles. “Okay Y/n, are you saying that you would’ve said yes if he asked you?” The wing spiker inquired giving you a look. “Well.. no—” You started. “Exactly! You’re just as bad as us” Issei interjected.

“No, I am not! You two literally looked at each other and busted out laughing, you didn’t even answer the poor boy”

“Sorry… it was funny”

“That shit was hilarious”

Hajime cleared his throat, “Is Trashykawa sleeping? Haven’t heard him talk in a while” He asked drawing shapes into your shoulder absentmindedly. Matsun glanced at his friend who was definitely passed out against the window. “Yeah, he’s gone” The middle blocker responded.

“Should we draw on his face?”

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“Oh absolutely”

The car was fairly silent now, you guys were nearing the end of your road trip and it was later in the day. The sky was littered with reds and oranges as the sun started its daily routine. The sunset was bold, radiant, and just plain mesmerizing, you couldn’t help but stare in awe. You sighed inwardly, “I’m gonna miss you guys” You uttered looking out the window. Your four guy friends looked at each other before looking at you. Iwaizumi spoke up first, “What’s there to miss? We’re not going anywhere” He asked. “I know that but who knows when the next time we’ll do something like this?” You whispered refusing to look at them because you knew you would start crying if you did. Hanamaki nudged your foot with his hand, “Y/n stop being such a baby, we’ll still see each other—” He started before you interrupted.

“That’s not the point stupid. We’re all going our own separate ways. Iwaizumi’s going to school in America, Oikawa’s going to fucking Argentina, and we’re all going to different colleges. This sucks ass, I finally have a group of friends I love and now I have to leave them—”

“Hey, what did we just say? We’re not going anywhere. So what if we’re going down different paths? Holidays exist Y/n, you think Iwaizumi and Oikawa are gonna stay in America and Argentina all year round? Plus me and Makki’s colleges are not that far from yours, I could probably walk if I wanted to. Now stop sulking, you’re bringing down the mood”

Issei stated his eyes never once drifting from the road. You sniffed and leaned into Hajime’s side more, “Jeez, sorry” You mumbled playing with your fingers. If the car wasn’t quiet before, it sure was now. No one knew what to say, it seemed too early to make a joke about it and it was a conversation none of you were ready to have. But despite not being ready, Oikawa still voiced his opinion nevertheless,

“Well would you look at that, Y/n really does love us. And I thought you hated me”

You snorted, “I do hate you” You teased making a face at him which he gladly returned. But his demeanor suddenly became serious,

“Adding on to what Mattsun said, we’re not leaving forever Y/n. Graduation is like three months away, we still have time to hang out plus we have the summer so there’s that. I know you love us and can’t possibly live without us but I think you’ll manage”

You blinked in response to Oikawa’s little spiel, “You are so corny” You huffed looking down so he wouldn’t notice the small tears in your eyes.

“Ah! So when I do it it’s corny, what about that whole pitch Matsun did?!”

“Hey, I wasn’t corny. I was being real”

“Please, as if, you were just being mean”

“It’s called tough love, it isn’t made for softies”

Watching the two of them go back and forth once again was entertaining. And when Makki and Iwaizumi joined in, it was just one hundred times better. But seeing your best friends interact with one another just made you realize how much you love them. And although this may be your guy’s last high school adventure, it wasn’t going to your last endeavor with this crazy bunch. You smiled slightly to yourself,

“Man, I really do love you guys”

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Omg!!!! Thanks for answering the child reader/Tabi request! May I request like a part two but like Child!Reader is like 10-12 and actually is quite mature and a good fighter/can defend themselves but keeps the “reckless” act around Tabi? For example let’s say they were in the restaurant Tabi, Gf and Bf were in and when Tabi exploded the restaurant, they got hurt in the background(They were in the restaurant without him knowing) and somehow managed to get the rest of the people out [besides Bf, Gf and Tabi).

(Bonus Points if Readers school isn’t the best place [Bullies, rude teachers and just messed up things] )

Np, I enjoyed writing it :)

So...Dad!Tabi pt.2, here we go! :D

(also...Tabi is, like, 28 here cuz the parent scenario wouldn’t work out if he and the reader had less than 12 years of difference and if he was in his very early twenties that’d mean that the first part happened when he was 15/16.)

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Being 12 wasn’t easy.

Especially when school is hell.

Rude af teachers, bullies, you name it, you had encountered it. And damn did they have a problem with you for no reason at all. Well, there was a reason, but it was, to put it frankly, quite stupid.

Some of the kids at your school were just mad at you because of the incident that happened 8 years ago. When your dad was kidnapped and he was forced to wear a mask that he can’t take off, he found out his - now ex- GF and her dad were using him for their own success.

Just, nobody but you, Tabi, and some other people knew this. For the others what happened was that Tabi had attacked double D and that he was abusive towards Girlfriend and that was why he got fired and his body had disappeared. Because he was a “terrible” person.

But he wasn’t. Tabi was the sweetest dad in the world, even if he didn’t know about the “school situation” and even if you weren’t his biological child.

Circling back to the “school situation” you reckoned you didn’t tell him because you could handle it. The fellow seventh graders who tried to pick a fight with you, you beat them bloody. Well, not bloody but you get the gist of it.

With the teachers...well...you couldn’t do much but respond with the same level of rudeness.

One time, when the P.E. professor made a rude comment about A.G.O.T.I., who was your dad’s best friend and your paternal figure #2, you responded by telling him that he shouldn’t be making such rude comments about people he didn’t know especially since he wasn’t a saint, while also subtly hinting at the fact that half of the class knew about the affair he had going on with ms. Johnson, the history professor. He didn’t bother you after that.

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At home though, you turned into the reckless and danger-ignoring but less and less defenseless child you always were.

Tabi wasn’t always at home so, when he could, A.G.O.T.I. would come over and watch over you, and when A.G.O.T.I. couldn’t then Ayana (maternal figure #1) would come to save the day and take care of you.

You were still a handful though.

Instead of slipping off of shelves or trying to jump off of rollercoasters (which you did a second and third time), you almost got eaten by some stray dogs on the streets when Tabi, A.G.O.T.I., and Ayana were chatting happily, you leaving their mind for a mere second. When they turned around they saw you being chased by five dogs and you can bet all you want that A.G.O.T.I. scooped you up in his arms and the trio and you fled the scene at lightning speed, the dogs giving chase for a good two miles and a half.

One time you got a crush on an eight-grader who, surprisingly enough, didn’t act like an asshole towards you.

You wanted to give him a gift to show your affection towards him.

When A.G.O.T.I., Tabi, and you went on a week-long trip at the beach, you jumped off of a rather low cliff, to look for a seashell that was worthy of his beauty.

To put it simply, your dad and his best friend rescued you from a rather big fish, who was trying to get a bite out of you. Though, they’d have failed if it wasn’t for Atlantis’ gatekeeper, Anchor.

The anglerfish was able to convince the fish not to eat you and they handed you to Tabi and A.G.O.T.I.

The three of you went out to eat shortly afterward.

The guy kind of rejected you but you had actually gotten a pretty dope seashell.

But nothing compared to the “restaurant boom”.

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As aforementioned, being 12 wasn’t easy.

Especially in a situation like this one.

You snuck out by the fire escape while A.G.O.T.I and Ayana were sleeping in the living room, to follow your dad, since he didn’t work on weekends, especially during the night.

You kind of regretted it as a blinding light engulfed the restaurant for a second and then...an explosion. The first and the biggest one you had ever witnessed in your 12 years of living.

You coughed harshly, trying to get the smoke out of your lungs. You looked around. The restaurant looked awful: broken furniture, people screaming, smoke, and fire, a lot of fire.

From your position behind one of the broken tables, you could see some injured customers, people crying out for help and...Tabi, your dad, was chuckling at the scene, in the middle of the restaurant, looking like a madman. A couple of adults, terrified by the whole situation, injured by the explosion, was staring at him with fear in their eyes.

The guy was holding a microphone. The girl was on the verge of tears, trembling in fear on the ground.

You recognized the girl. She was your father’s ex-GF, Girlfriend.

Seeing the situation and rethinking what happened during the last hour or so, your best guess was that it was your dad who made the restaurant explode. He had also been holding a detonator so…yeah.

“Dad, what the fuck.” You whispered, eyes wide in shock at the scene before you.

“hehehe...so, you survived the explosion, huh?” he told the couple, disgust and joy lacing his words.

You could hear the guy beeping at him in fear. Girlfriend kept on trembling.

As their interaction proceeded, you decided that you would not let some poor and defenseless customers suffer from your dad’s rage, since it seemed like the situation could only worsen.

While they sang you went around the restaurant, being mindful of not letting Tabi see you and you helped the remaining customers out of the restaurant.

While you were doing so, a glass shard got stuck in your left arm.

“Ah fuck.” You said as you helped the last person outside of the building.

When the ambulance arrived and the doctors had already been treating the injured people for a short while, the confrontation was reaching its end. You noticed that since all the angry screaming was slowly stopping.

“That’s my cue to leave.” You told the five-year-old girl that was hugging you. The kid had been crying for a while since her mother had been injured while she was trying to protect her from a flying table, but you escorted them both out of the restaurant, and now some doctors were taking care of her. You gave the little girl some older sibling-like comfort until she stopped crying.

And like that, you ran as fast as you could, trying to get home before your dad did. Also because (as aforementioned) he had left you with A.G.O.T.I and Ayana, who were both sleeping, he on the armchair and she on the couch, the moment you left.

As you run up the fire escape, you were suddenly reminded of the cut that was on your left arm by a stinging pain. You flinched. The doctor had treated it properly, and it wasn’t too deep so it really didn’t need any major treatment but you had also kind of fallen while you were making your way to the apartment complex you lived in, twisting your ankle painfully. It didn’t crack so...that’s a plus.

You entered your bedroom by the window and, after locking it properly, you went to bed, right after you heard the front door open, a sigh of relief escaping your dry lips.

Tabi entered your room, he looked at your sleeping form (you weren't really sleeping but he doesn't need to know that) and he smiled. Then he turned his head to look at his best friends, one sleeping on the couch and the other on the armchair, both in the living room.

What he did was absolutely wrong. He had a justification for all that but what he did will most likely get him in more trouble with double D. Or maybe he will learn his damn lesson and DD would stop bothering him and the people he cared about.

Like he did 8 years ago.

“Thank goodness DD had the decency not to kidnap Y/n too.” He said, leaning on the doorframe. Then, he looked at Snowflake, the Himalayan cat they had brought in a couple of months ago. He was currently sleeping beside Y/n.

He was a cat person, even though the first cat he owned he had gotten with his ex and it was later killed by his kidnappers.

He looked at A.G.O.T.I and Ayana, then at Snowflake and you.

He smiled as he went into his room, and he laid down on his bed.

.

.

.

He might have lost a lot, but he still had a family. Well, kind of.

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First part