#kicks over a chair

[heuldoch7b]

sometimes i think about how canonically magnus the red's soul got fragmented into a compartmentalized selves which all share a single origin but have varying personalities and motives and senses of selves even down to having, like, names. and then they got bound back together into one, but itll never be the same as it was. chokes up a bit anyways nice weather were having

[supercantaloupe]

just found out that my gddamn advisor is teaching a class on opera history next semester which i REALLY WANT TO TAKE but REALLY SHOULD NOT !!

[thekaiserroll]

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

[rayjayoo]

[ trips and falls down the stairs ]

hello i come bearing phos doodles o(-(

[wizzard890]

Bastian and Volo - The Antichrist and his Hound

There once was a boy who served in a castle. The noble family who lived there paid him no mind.

One day, like a blow through the heart, that boy saw God.

Something bright. Something terrible. Something holy, greater than every blazing star: Bastian, second issue of the Duke of Burgundy, seething and ambitious and wrathful.

Souls depart the body through the eyes; the boy never looked away.

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Bastian was eighteen when he noticed Volo: the young son of a stablehand who had taught himself to read, to carry, to serve. Desperately ready to file himself into a cold and razored sword for Bastian's hand, if only that hand would close like a collar around his neck.

And so, in time, Bastian seized him.

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It is your turn to see them now, years on, as the storm gathers.

Ecce homo: A Conqueror on a pale horse, his banners flying behind him, with a hunger for heaven on his lips and a burning crown on his head. But that which truly bears his glory runs at his heel.

Ecce canis: A chaste and brutal Galahad, rimed with frost, leading the legions of his Lord to any end, any dictate, as long as he is granted the final honor of slitting his own throat on Bastian's altar.

They are linked by a silver chain. God to slave, king to knight, love to worship. Even death cannot break it.

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There once was a dog who served his master. The dragon who holds his leash will never let it go.

[kriskukko]

the moon an art for a friend (@karcuda) of his character

[thetrashywritingwitch]

Its 11pm I'm eating leftover chips and queso for dinner and imma just... here

There was that adult nerd streamer Katsuki from @willowser who is just chills in Kaminari's streams as a friend when they play but he doesnt stream himself, no social media presence, no name, just makes snarky comments in the group discord and leaves

Well you know how u can have twitch synced with discord so discord shows when you're playing a game etc? And you just stream for fun on the rare occasion you want company but you maybe have like 50 followers and chat is mostly dead and it's always the same like three or four people cycling through your twitch chat as you play

Now, Subnautica isnt really a horror game... but it can be spooky as all fuck and it's got some good jump scares. One of which made me shit my pants when I played bc I'm an oblivious fuck trying to ignore warning signs and just scoot in the water with my little water car thing

And this sneaky fucker Bakugo has seen you reply to his comments on discord, he gets the @ pings. And he sees you're playing a spooky-ish game and on a whim searches up the game on twitch and sorts by lowest viewers.

And of fucking course your discord name is the exact same as your twitch handle. And mr. Smartass just hops into your twitch chat

"Ok sooooo we are just going to ignore the uh, roaring noises... dont like those. Unimportant. We gotta find some gold I think..."

And his twitch handle is known bc tons of people watch Kaminari's stream and see his friends names and they all follow each other on twitch despite Katsuki never streaming himself. And everyone in your chat recognizes him as he just

:find any scary fish yet?

Ofc you're distracted because how the *fuck* did he find your twitch?! The discord connection just doesnt pop into your brain as you flip between the game and not ramming your seatruck into a rock wall and the chat.

And the distraction and his presence in chat is perfectly timed with your seatruck being snatched by some giant nasty mandibles and THISBFUCKER fills your screen

Under the cut for kinda subnautica spoilers

This nasty bitch right here. Hate this fish. Anyway you fucking scream and pause the game and nearly tip over your chair bc this fishy shit shakes your dinky little submarine like a dog ripping the stuffing out of a toy.

And the chat is keysmashing and posting laughing emotes bc you arent even at your desk anymore but the mic still picks up the "jesus FUCKING CHRIST what the FUCK gooood I haaaaaaate it..."

And on Katsuki's end, he's choking on his drink and cant remember the last time he laughed so damn hard and the timing and everything. It was the perfect moment for a twitch clip to immortalize it. He knows Kaminari's humor and his stupid jokes. Knows what to expect, but the genuine jumoscare moment as your mic peaked... honestly a twitch highlight for him.

After that he tunes into your streams when he can, sometimes silently so you never know he's there. Other times he speaks up in chat to link that clip and comment on in-game happenings. But your forever embarrassed bc damn what a first impression... but the stupid fucking fish was about 2% less scary after that so long as you know he's watching

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

For your viewing pleasure...

(Please don't re-post/share this video edit anywhere else. Please just only reblog this video edit on Tumblr. Thank you!)

[nebulastarss]

I discovered your account through AO3 and gotta say... big fan.

To recover is so good ahhh. Hope you don't mind but I did shout you out on my Tumblr, it's small so I doubt anyone will see it but I wanted you to know. But yeah I think your fics are cool and you're cool and I'm gonna stop before I fangirl too much 🚶‍♀️🐈🐈🐈

Eyyy thanks! I really gotta remember to link my tumblr on my AO3 more often...

To Recover was definitely fun to write, I wrote chapters 1-4 basically all in one day (at like. Midnight. Shhhhh)

Of course ch4 didn't want to cooperate and ended up taking the rest of the time from chapter 1s publishing to its own... but still.

I'm glad you like my writing ^v^

[depresseddepot]

yeah okay. maybe it is actually all worth it

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

Rook: I hate planning missions. All this stress is bad for the baby.

Neve: What baby??

Rook: Me.

[penddraig]

we could've had this . and we didn't get it.

luckily for all of you, i'm here. since ghibli didn't do it, i will.

[cpericardium]

whenever peri isnt posting all the other wormblrinas should be saying, "wheres peri?"

where the fuck is peri

[lordcephalopod]

Minor toe sprains are the most infuriating injury because the perceived lack of severity vs how comically incapacitating it is are completely mismatched

It's also v embarrassing to go to the urgent care thinking your toe is broken to find out it's "fine." Okay yes I acknowledge there are no fractures or visible tears on the xray but I assure you it did not used to lean that direction guys I swear I'm not just being a big baby-

[jynersq]

what if there was a post-credits scene on the last episode of andor season 2 and it took place immediately after rebellion hq learned rogue one died and everyone was just like “well fuck. what do we do now that our sexiest soldiers have disintegrated”