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And on today's episode, a series of screenshots showcasing my mom being oh so tired of my shit:





#the jailed kitten looked like a mad scientist btw. static charge kinda fur.#the liner had hands cuz i was trying to help a friend put a pool together. we didnt succeed that day.#and lastly shes diabetic so that meme felt extra silly#like. ok. story time.
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compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet




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Was watching AstralSpiff’s Secret of The Mimic playthrough and noticed that Spiff uses She/Her pronouns for the Mimic when it wears the chica costume, but He/Him for the Mimic when it wears like, the dog and elephant costumes, and now the thought of Genderfluid Rights Mimic is way too funny to me so I badly photoshopped the Mimic onto the Genderfluid flag and I’ve been giggling about it for 20 minutes.
#this is so fucking funny hold on#omg#im dying#im giggling like a maniac#its NOT THAT FUNNY why am i DYI G#holy shit#like. ok. story time.
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Uncomfortably aware of the retainer in my mouth and I'm so fucking aaaababagsgdhksbwhrjwnusjsw bite bite bite nightmare nightmare fucking hell die die die die
#my mouth is too thick and my teeth are squished and my tongue keeps poking into the gaps and i keep sucking the air out of them#and i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it#AAAAAAAAAAAAA#bite tear bite tear bite tear#like. ok. story time.#my tongue is too big my mouth is too small#everything sucks#its midnight thats why im like this
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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
#alcohol is literally the worst taste ever#typically i dislike edibles for their texture cuz autism but alcohol just sucks#there are alcoholic beverages that i like but theyre like. barely alcoholic at all#like seagrams strawberry daiquiri#i like that one but like. those arent beers#so no beer sucks. alcohol bad. yucky#like. ok. story time.#reblog bait
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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
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Hate it when im warm and comfy and I have a cat curled into my chest and suddenly I've fallen asleep for an hour and now I'm gonna be sleepy for the rest of the day
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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
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the only rules of the internet to stand the test of time in their rule format usage are rule 34 and 63. all other rules still may be true but the average user can only recognize the two. which means 2 things are eternal: porn and transitioning
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
#my mom is a less dramatic version of that last one#she got my ears pierced and cries real tears whenever i ask her to cut my hair (not often. cuz she cries)#my hair is like twice the length i want it to be but she likes it when my hair is long and im not allowed to cut it myself#it kinda sucks#like. ok. story time.
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Oh so they can't remember the subway order that I've had since I was a kid but they can get me an all new burger to my exact preferences? Just admit that you wanted me to order my shit myself.
So my mom texted me saying they're bringing me a burger and I had to scramble to put away the things I had collected to make myself an omelet
That was an hour ago
BURGER????
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So my mom texted me saying they're bringing me a burger and I had to scramble to put away the things I had collected to make myself an omelet
That was an hour ago
BURGER????
#come home and bring me my food. naow.#im. hungry.#i had no breakfast#i put away my omelet. where is my offered burger.#i didnt ask for it. i was promised it. where. give. BURGER.#like. ok. story time.#insert grumpy penguin picture
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COLOR PROPAGANDA HUZZAHHHHHHHH

This is Paris green! She's made of arsenic (my fave chem on the periodic table♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱)
Deadly and very common until the 1900s (I think)
Victorian era was crazy but she's my favorite color
Victorian era was wild, and apparently arsenic as a color is strangely beautiful, but dang that is a nice color
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So guess who just discovered Featured Tags
Anyway now you weird fuckers will be able to click on some select things that I use to sort my posts
Like. OK. Story time. | Is a tag that I use to mark my rambling, I used it once before telling a story in the tags and kept using it. Not all of my stories are marked as I've been yapping for years and I am NOT scrolling back that far in this blog, but a lot are.
My art | I post art occasionally. Not often, most of my sketches remain unposted, but sometimes.
Fanfiction | anything from me rambling about writing to posting links to my fics on ao3. A variety of fandoms over the years.
Cat | I've owned many cats in my life, here are pictures of em.
Asks | I get asks sometimes. Not often, though the amount has been increasing recently. Ask me about basically anything, I'll answer.
Au talk | kinda similar to fanfiction? There's some overlap but this doesn't have links or rambles of writing, it's just me talking about my aus over the years. Again, multifandom
#pinned post#ill use that for my... current? previous? pinned post as well#so yall can still see it without scrolling multiple years into the past
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crouching ant hidden WORM
#im just. imagining this as a nightmare#and spamton is full traumatized from this and ranting about it to tenna#tennas responce could be really funny in 2 different ways#either he actually is a worm#or hes just. so you WOULDNT love me if i was a worm 😭😭😭#full sobbing. head in hands. spamton youve upset your wife go comfort him#and in the other responce. imagine spamton wakes up AGAIN. him being a worm was a dream within a dream. now hes too scared to#actually mention it#much to tennas confusion#god i wish i had motivation#this is a really funny joke op#deltarune#tenna#ant tenna#spamton#spamtenna
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